ROUGHAGE FOR SHEEP We Want Immediately MUSKRAT SKUNK COYOTE . RACCOON MOLE MINK FOXES OTTER AND OTHER FURS. Prices are higher than ever. Send for Raw Fur price list today. H. LIEBES & CO. Dept. K Raw Fur'Dealera and Fur Manu facturer 149-151 Broadway, Portland, Or. We Pay the Highest Market Prices For RAW FURS Guarantee quick returns; charge no commission. Make trial shipment and get the most for your FURS. N. M. UNGAR CO., 191 Broadway, PORTLAND, ORE. New Houston Hotel Sbrth and Everett Sis.. Portland, Ore. Four HocHoCfrom Union DepotfTwo blocks from New Postofllce. Modern and fireproof. OverlOO outside rooms. Hates 76c to 2.00. CHAS. G.IHOrKINS, Manager. Hotel Rowland One hundred and Bixty-nve Rnomn, ul 11 Modern Improvements; free phonen on every floor. Rates: 7Sc to J$ 1.50 per Jay: $2.50 to $5.00 per week. Opposite Courthouse, 'I blockn from I'oatoffice. Pure Proof. Q. V and Ori'gon Electric; paes door, BEAUTIFUL RUGS Arel made from your OLD CAR PETS. Rag Rugs woven all sizes. Mail orders receive prompt and care ful attention. Send for booklet. NORTHWEST RUG CO. E. 8th and Taylor Sti. Portland, Or. ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Bumalde, cor, 10th. Portland, Ore. MONEY FOR YOU. Thousands of trained young people needed. Dabnke-Valker Business k)llee, Portland, places tudeuta In positions. Enroll any time. Free Catalogue. SAFETY RAZORS '"- ' ": :Send n T n f n T T us throe dull safety razor blades. We sharpen and return them free. Each blade sterilized. SanlKeen Safety Co., UiSKi W. Third St., Los Angeles. A Common Solution. Lady Visitor How did you come to be such a crook, my poor man? Convict I wuz croBBed In love, lady. Exchange. Legume Hays Stand at Fore front in Feeding Value. Not Only la Timothy Unpalatable to Animals, but It Causes Serious Cases of Constipation Much Grain Is Saved. (Prepared by the United States Depart ment of Agriculture.) By using the right kind of hay In stead of grain, sheep can be wintered succesfully nnd much grain saved for other purposes. Sheep require less concentrated feed during the winter than other live stock. If they are In good condition at the beginning of the winter and If Ittrahs nre not ex pected before the spring pnstures come on, the gralnless ration Is to be ad vised. Legume hays stand at the forefront as a roughage for sheep. No other roughages approach them In feeding values. The coarse-stemmed hnys, like timothy, red top and blue grass have very few leaves ond therefore are poor sheep feeds. Hays having a large amount of timothy In them also are undesirable. Not only la timo thy unpalntablo to the sheep, but It causes serious cases of constipation. The dry timothy heads work Into the wool, causing Irritation to the skin, lessening the value of the clip and making shearing difficult. Wlien tlm otby or other course-stemmed hny Is fed to sheep In winter quurters It be comes necessary to use some supple mentary feed to keep the sheep In condition. If any nonlegume hay Is fed, sup plementary protein feed Is needed. Lin seed meal Is good slnco In addition to furnishing protein It counteracts the constipating effect of timothy hay. From one-quarter to one-half pound of linseed meal per ewe dully should he used, depending on the slzo and condition of the animal and the other feed used. In an experiment conducted at the Missouri stntlon nnd reported In bul letin No. 120, the relative values of clover nnd timothy hays for wintering ewes were determined. Fifteen ewes fed 2.9 pounds timothy hay and 0.35 pounds grain per head dally lost 7.0 pounds each during the same time that another lot receiving tho snme weight of grain nnd clover hay gained 0.5 pounds, The 14 ewes fed clover huy dropped 10 strong lambs, while those fed timothy drop lied 11 strong nnd f weak lambs. rhe lambs from the owes fed clover hny gained more rapidly during the Ilrst 80 days than did those from the ewes fed timothy hay. : SAVE FARM MACHINERY Word Is being sent out to . farmers over the country to take f special pains this fall and winter J to protect their machines. Prices nuve advanced greatly, ana care J of farm machinery will pay dou- J bly well this year. So the word i Is going out To put machines under cover J as soon as the season's work J with them Is over. To go over every machine ( carefully as soon as opportunity ( will permit, tighten bolts, replac- ' lng broken parts, and oiling J carefully to prevent rusting. To paint machines, as painting lengthens the life of a machine. Bridge paint Is suggested as best iur iron pans. BENEFITS OF CHICK FEEDER Advantages Claimed Are That Birds Are Prevented From Overfeeding and Crowding. The V-shaped bottom of this feed hopper is mude of woven wire and the tray beneath Is shallow. The ad vuntages claimed for this arrange- WEIGHING DEVICE IS HANDY Farmer Enabled to Read Record at Hie Leisure and Comfort Bur den Taken From Hands. Many times farmers weigh heavy ar ticles by holding the scules and their loud by one or both hands, while try- A New One. Lady Why don't you go to work? Hobo I'm an honeBt man, mum, and I can't find any business that Isn't full of graft. Exchange. A llghlless night for the Wlilteless Way, a hoatless house for tho tenant's day; a meatless moal with some wheat less bread; a boozoleas drink and a leepleBB bed. New York Sun. Hit Position. "I traded some worthless stock for a Mexican farm." "Seen It yet?' "Nopo, and I don't want to see It. I'm happy now in the belief that I couldn't have lost unythlng and may have gained." Brooklyn Citizen. 1 Amendments. "I havou't seen Jones for 10 years. I remember When he got married he called his marriage license their con stitution." "I saw him yestorday. Ilo said to tell you they hao had seven amend ments thiee boys and four girls." A Cruel Hirt. "I wish I knew whil to do to kill time." "Why don't you take singing les ions ?" Exchange. Too Probable. "Who Is going to scoro the now opera you are going to produce?" "I am afraid it is going to be the Otitic!." Baltimore American. THE VOGEL PRODUCE CO. Will guarantee you tup market prices ut alt times for your Veal. Hons, Poultry, Kithh, Huttur. Hides, Etc. If you have not shipped to ua, try us, 113 Front, PORTLAND, OR. SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Egg and Farm Produce. to the Old Unliable Hverdlm house with I 1 of 45 yearn of Sminm lWtlnirs. and Daea.ured of lor MAKatl fKfCU. F. ML CRONKH1TE MT Front Street Portland. Orogoa Weighing Convenience. lng to read the wnverlng record on the face n burden ut urnis lenglli. Note the easier way. As ono holds tho lever down he rends at leisure, and wllh comfort, the weight which the scales show. The "tieiin-nnd-pen" scales can bo used In the .same way. Orange Judtl Fanner. I Do Your Own Plumbing By buying direct from us at wholesale prices and save the plumber' profits. Write ua to day your tweda. We will give you our rock -bottom ' 'direct -to you" priooa, f. o. b. rail or boat We actually save you from 10 to 16 per oat All goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters foi Leader Water Systems and Fuller A Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Straai. "ortlaad. Oragsa P. N. U. No. 2, 1918 WATER ESSENTIAL FOR STOCK Ample Supply Should Be Available In Winter as Well as Summer Tank Heater Not Needed. Water should be available In ample quantities (or the stuck In winter as well as In summer. It Is ono of the lu st physical regulators Unit the aid inula can have Odd It goes Into tho building of blood and Bast) Juat as much as does the feed which you glvo the animals. It Is well to have the water as warm ns nruulbl In winter as the stock will drink mora freely of It ihuu they will of cold water. Hub does not mwm tnat it Is iiiH'essarv to Install ft busk: boater for all kinds of stock. Pot most of the live stock nil '.hat le necontary is to pack hot manure iironnd Uw tank several Inches deep and to Monk the tee several times a day lu order that tho iinlinals may drink. WATER SUPPLY FOR POULTRY In Winter It Will Be Necessary to Re new Four or Five Times Dally Uae Common Utensil. Tho hens need n good supply of clean water, and lu winter It wllt.be necessary to renew tho water four' or five times a day. There ure devices on tho market which Uwr .sellers profess will keep the water ffbm freezing, but at present poultry men, Iioth large and snmll. agree that the best way Is to put the water lu ordinary utensils and renew the supply with sufficient fre quency to prevent tho birds going thirsty. Chick Feeder. ment are that the chicks are prevent ced from overfeeding and crowding. Wisconsin Agriculturist. BEST PLACE FOR SEED CORN Well Ventilated Room With Artificial Heat, If Needed, Should Be Had for Curing. Word Is being sent to the farmers of Minnesota to take special pains In drying and storing their seed corn this full. C. P. Bull, university farm, St. Paul, secretary of the state commit tee of food production and conserva tion, says: "The amount of moisture to be re moved from the corn this fall Is larger than usunl. A well ventilated room with artificial heat, if needed, should be provided for curing. Care should be taken, however, not to dry the corn too rapidly. The temperature of tho drying room should be kept some where between 00 and 70 degrees. The ears should be hung up by the double string method or should be put on hangers or trees; It should not be dumped in u pile In a bin. "A double allowance, if it can be had, should bo saved, In order to ud mlt of n more rigid selection next spring. "Tho present indications are thut there will be u good demand for seed corn." LAYING HENS REQUIRE LIME Shell Forming Material Necessary in Egg Production Oyster Shell Most Suitable. Lime for shell-forming material Is necessary In egg production. Some Idea of the extent of the need Is ob tained from the fact thut an average llock of 1,10 hens will produce 137 pounds of egg shells In a year. The grains fed supply a portion of this lime, but the supply is too small lu proportion to the number of eggs u lieu should be able to produce. Oyster shell Is most suitable for shell making. Old plaster may be used as a substitute. Egg shell may be saved, broken up fine and fed. Dry bones may bo broken up nnd fed. Tho habit of egg eating often is caused by a lack of shell-forming food. V - ----- "" ' 'M&Q" nemo. . oio ? xma. IF BACK HURTS USE SALTS FOR KIDNEYS Eat less meat if Kidneys feel like lead or Bladder bothers. Most folks forget that the kidneys like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally else we have backache and dull misery In the kidney region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acia stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. Tou simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain In the kidney region, get about four ounce of Jad Salts from any good drug store here take a tablespoonful in a glass of wa ter before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with lithla, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids in the urine bo it no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad SaltB is harmless; Inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent llthia- water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kid neys clean, thus avoiding serious com plications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be lieve In overcoming kidney trouble while It Is only trouble. Adv. Author No Asset. At a local bazaar they were offering autographed copies of books by In dianapolis authors. "Here is a very delightful book, suit able for a gift, and autographed by the author. Only a dollar and a half," said the smiling manager of the booth. "A dollar and a half!" gasped the prospective purchaser, a little woman who held her tempted purse close to her breast. "Yes, a dollar and a half. The au tograph, you know, has an especial value." "Why, I can get a copy of that book at a downtown store for a dollar." "Yes, I know you can, but not au tographed by the author." The prospective purchaser's face suddenly took on a look of high wis dom and then she blurted : 'Oh, well, I know who wrote It, any how." Indianapolis News. Men Should Skip This. A little girl wrote the following composition on men: Men are what women marry. They drink and smoke and swear, but don't go to church. Perhaps if they wore bonnets they would. They are more logical than women, also more zoologi cal. Both men and women sprang from monkeys, but the women sprang farther than the men. Ladies Home Journal. Caller Doctor, have you ever treat ed a patient for loss of memory? Doctor Oh, yes, indeed, I employ a bill collector quite often. Exchange. The Way of It "Did you find your friend In broken spirits?" From the way he was putting away brandy smashes, I think the broken spirits were in him. Exchange. FEED AND WATER FOR COWS Attention Should Be Given to Taste and Needs of Each Individual In Dairy Herd. Do not feed the dairy herd as a herd, for cows differ In their food re quirements Just ns human beings do. By feeding ull cows lu the herd alike. some are sure not to get enough to tho greatest profit and others will get more than they can use to advantage. Cows need much wuter nnd should be Induced to drink two or three times a day If possible. The overage milk ow requires nearly 10 gallons of water a duy and more than two-thirds of thnt must come us drink and the balance from wuter In tho feed. MUCH INJURY IS DONE SOIL Expect Lot of Sucker. Like begets like, and If we select need corn from plants that have grown L. lot of suckers this yeur, we may expect lot ot suckers uext year. Live Stock Crush Particles Together, Drive Mr Away and Indue For. matlon of Clods. A great Injury Is done every soil when live stock Is given liberty and freedom over it, and especially when fall, winter and spring nre on with wetness and cold. They crush the soil particles together, drive the air nwny. Induce the formation of clods and holes, ami deaden the soil and drive life uwny. Cuttle have no place In fields, culti vated or grass lauds, when the soil conditions nre such that they tramp the fields. Place stock during such periods In feeding lots. TIME FOR MAKING REPAIRS List of Jobs Required Should Ba Made and Work Completed Before Cold Weather Sets In. Are there repairs that ought to be made in the dairy barn before winter? Better spend a half-hour making a list ot them ; and then fix each one a quickly as possible. This will save time and trouble later on. Out of Reach. 'Just ask Dr. Jones to run round to my place right away. Our cook's fallen downstairs, broke her leg; the housemaid s got chicken pox, and my two boys have been knocked down by a taxi. "I'm sorry, sir, but the doctor was blown up in yesterday s air raid and he won't be down for a week." Punch. FOR SKIN TROUBLES That Itch, Burn, Torture and Disfigure Use Cutlcura Trial Free. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal. They usually afford immediate relief in itching, burning eczemas, pimples, dandruff and most baby skin troubles. They also tend to prevent little skin troubles becoming great if used daily. Free sample each by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. No Firebug. Father I guess that young man of yours Is all right, daughter, but he'll never sot the world on fire. Daughter I should say not; he's in the insurance business. Boston Transcript Constipation can be cured without drugs. Nature's own remedy selected herbs is Garfield Tea. Adv. With the Fingers! Says Corns Lift Out Without Any Pain You reckless men and women who are pestered w'th corns and who have at least once a week Invited an awful death from lockjaw or blood poison are now told by a Cincinnati authority to use a drug called freeione, which the moment a few drops are applied to any corn or callous the soreness is relieved and soon the entire corn or callous, root and all, lift off with the fingers. Freeione dries the moment it is ap plied, and simply shrivels the corn or callous without inflaming or even ir ritating the surrounding tissue or skin. A small bottle ot freeione will cost very little at any ot the drug stores, but will positively rid one's feet of every hard or soft corn or hardened callous. If your druggist hasn't any freeione he can get It at any wholesale drug house for you. Adv. A BAD COUGH Is risky to netted. Take It la hand, ant aafceuard roar health by promptly taking PISO'S Transforming Worn Garments Into Serviceable New Ones Change entire style of dress If you have enough material, or put some other kind of material with old mate rial for woolen and silk is combined in many of the new winter costumes, says Hazel Zimmerman, Home Demon stration Agent, Agricultural Extension Service, University of Arizona. Put a new collar, cuffs, and belt on the old dress. This will Improve looks of dress. Change length of skirt. Do not have skirt too short or too long. Practical skirts for women are five to six inches from floor. If garment can not be made over for owner it should he made Into clothes for smaller mem bers of family. Most all garments should be mended before cleaning or laundrylng. Mend ng tissues helps out wonderfully In mending of woolen clothes. This Is used after garment Is cleaned. All patches should be faded the same color as garment before using. Use strong net in mending stockings. The bars are easy to follow in making darning stitch. Many old garments can be made new again by changing the color. Always follow the directions found on pack age of dye for these are the best. Get dye to suit kind of material. Never fry to dye cotton material with dye for woolen material. Always use the amount of salt called for when dyeing "otton garments. The salt sets the dye. Old gingham aprons and dresses which have faded may be dyed a dark blue. These Iron nicely and look like new. Never try to dye a dark material a light shade for this cannot be ac complished with satisfactory results. Cleanliness a Primary Requisite of the Navy, As Health Is Paramount Cleanliness is the god of the navy. A man boy, rather since he is commonly under twenty-one ar rives at Great Lakes by the noon train and goes Into the detention camp. He Is lined up with 40 or a hundred oth ers and his baggage examined. Cig arettes, knives, whisky, firearms any thing he might hurt himself or his neighbor with are confiscated. Then he has a hot bath nnd clean clothes. In the days that follow he goes to the dentist nnd has his mouth put in shape, Collier says. He goes to the doctor und is vaccinated, Inoculated, tested. He Is given $90 worth of new clothes three suits of white clothes, two suits of serge clothes, three suits of underwear, stockings, shoes, hand kerchiefs, caps, dunnage bag every thing stenciled In two places with his own mime. Then he is Introduced to the kl-yi. The ki-yi is a scrubbing brush, a wooden-bneked scrubbing brush with stiff fiber bristles. It is the washing machine of the navy. 1 Every man washes his own clothes. HANDLING POULTRY IN WINTER MMMM) Many successful men and several experiment stations are satisfied that free range the year around, regardless of snow, rain, wind and cold, develops such a hardiness in fowls that they lay better than when kept in confinement, and that birds become accustomed to exposure and hardships, and that wal lowing about In a foot of Bnow part of the day Is Just as good exercise as scratching In dry litter In a comfort able house and results In better profits. There seems to be no data available on the method of handling fowls In winter as compared with close confine ment, but poultrymen should adopt either one system or the other. To al low the fowls the freedom of the yard some days and keep them confined at other times is not conducive to the best results In egg production. Hens are creatures of habit to such an ex tent that If a flock of birds Is removed from unsanitary, crowded quarters to a modern, well-equipped, properly ven tilated house they are more than likely to fall off In their egg production for several weeks, not because the change is not for the better, but be cause it Is something different. A frequent change from confinement to range and from range to confine ment, though It may be for the com fort and best interest of the fowls in the Judgment of the caretaker, will so disturb the fowls that they will not know whether they are going out or staying In, and because of the perver sity of hen nature they will want to do Just what they cannot do and their nervous systems will be sufficiently disorganized to Interfere with the proper functioning of the egg organs. To the average person this statement will undoubtedly seem far-fetched when applied to an animal of such low mentality as is ascribed to the hen, but practical poultrymen know how hard it is to encourage their fowls to lay during the winter and how easily they quit. Terse Sayings. The reason some people find fault with life la not because life treats them badly but because they expect to be treated so much better. Some fellows seem to think that It doesn't matter what they do so long as they ask people to excuse them for It after wards. The man who keeps his opin ion to himself can at least change them without attracting attention. No experienced woman can now be employed In any mercan tile establishment In California at a salary less than $10 per week. Keeping Our Soldiers Strong Early in the world war experience proved the extraordinary value of cod liver oil for strengthening soldiers against colds, pneumonia and lung troubles. Thousands of Our Soldiers are Taking scorn mm Because it Guarantees the Purest Norwegian Cod Liver Oil high in food value and rich in blood-making properties. Scott's will strengthen you against winter sickness. Beware of Alcoholic Substitutes. The Imported Norwegian cod liver oil used In Scott' ' Emuttion Is now refined In our own American laboratories which guarantees it free from lmyurities. Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. 17-23 VAUGHAN'S PORTABLE DRAG SAW Cuts 20 Cords in 10 Hours THE ORIGINAL THE LIGHTEST. THE STRONGEST. HAS MANY IMITATORS, BUT NO EQUALS. Write for Information. Vaughan Motor Works, Sam PORTLAND, OREGON. An Optimist. It way 5 a. m. He was starting the furnace fire at this unseemly hour. Without warning a large lump of coal leaped from Its berth on top of the coal pile and landed squarely on the captain of his toe brigade on the left foot. In other words, the coal landed squarely on his big toe. He warmed up much more quickly than the fire as he hopped about on one foot in Imitation of a Russian toe dancer. He swore, cursed his luck, increased the white space on his face, and then then then he began to smile. And his toe thumped like a stranded auto engine ! "Why, I really am lucky," he thought. "I'm lucky to have a coal pile big enough for a lump of coal to get a start on. Come on, do It again," he dared and smilingly cast his grouch In the furnace, gave his aching toe 0 rub or two and cheerily went to work. A oostal card to Garfield Tea Co Brooklyn, N. Y asking for a sample will repay you. Adv. The Rear Guard Removed. Doris was rather backward In her studies. One day when her father was inquiring into her standing at school she admitted that she was lowest in her class. Why, Doris, I am ashamed of you!" her mother exclaimed. "Why don't you study harder and try to get. away from the foot of tne classy 'It isn't my fault," Doris replied in tones of injured innocence. "The little girl who has always been at the foot has left school." New York Times. Cheapening HI Trade. T can't graft trees no longer for $3 a day," asserted the reformed crook, who had applied for something to do on the farm. 'Three dollars a day Is fair pay for working." "But poor returns for grafting. Try me at something else." Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. Mere Camouflage. "We have plenty of hot air In our flat." 'You succeeded In getting coal?' 'No; the landlord's promises." Ex change. Austrian Indigo. The Danube is not so blue as some of the people living on it. New York Sun. The Reason. 'Jewelers do not as a class take kindly to baseball, do they?" 'What has their trade to do with it?" 'Don't they make It a trade rule always to cut the diamond." They Will Burn With Thirst. Even if they do darken Broadway, it will not prevent the fellows from be ing lit up. Friars' Epistle. What Might Have Been. Life Is full of lost opportunities and hardly anything saddens us more than to run across our season baseball tieV et at this time cf the year and sea how many coupons are left to It Ohio State Journal. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES. Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder. Makes tight or new shoea feel easy. Relieves Cornr, Bunions, Hot. Swollen, Tender, Aching Feet. Sold everywhere. 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address, Allen S. .Olmsted. Le Roy, N. Y. Generous. "Do you tend your own furnace?" "No," replied Crosslots. "I'm not selfish. If we get in enough fuel to start a little blaze, I let the whole family gather around and enjoy it with me." Exchange. Constipation, Indigestion, sick-headache and bilious conditions are over come by a course of Garfield Tea Drink on retiring. Adv. The Trouble. "Has Bliggins an ear for music?" "Yes. The trouble Is that he won't limit himself to his ears, but Insists on trying to use his voice." Washing ton Star. Modern Mlcawber. She Why do all the men hang out In front of the postoffice on such a windy day? He Oh, they're just waiting for something to turn up. Minnehaha. Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative three for a cathartic Vanity. "I have never met" he said, "more than two really lovely women." "Ah!" she said, looking up inno cently, "who was the other?" Exchange. COMB SAGE TEA IN Fi If Mixed with Sulphur it Dark ens so Naturally Nobody can Tell. Grandmother kept her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and attractive with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur. Whenever her hair took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple mixture was applied with won derful effect. By asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," you will get a large bot tle of thlB old-time recipe, Improved by the addition of other Ingredients, all ready to use, for about 60 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound now because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell It has been ap pliedIt's so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an other application or two, It is restored to Its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beautiful. This preparation Is a delightful toilet requisite. It 1 not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. Adv. A Reported. A girl who was running a London bus was making out her first report Under the heading "Accidents" she stated : "Bumped into an old gent" Under the heading of "Remarks" she said: "Simply awful." Christian Register. A Diplomat. "The man who gives in when he 1 wrong," said the street orator, "1 a wise man, but he who gives in when he is right is "Married!" said a meek voice in the crowd. Milestones. Comparisons. "Do you remember in your days of adventure the story you told me about the trouble you had in one voyage to dodge a man-eating shark?" "Yes, but that's nothing to the trou ble I have to dodge my wife when she wants money for shopping." Taken in Time. "So you have cleaned up the Aegean stables." "Yes," replied Hercules. "I'm glad I got through with It before the auto mobile came along. I'd never succeed in getting all the oil and grease out of a garage." Brooklyn Citizen. Of Course. The Parson You must remember, brother, that the rain falls alike on the Just and the unjust. The Deacon Not much it doesn't! Maybe you don't know that I went home from prayer meeting the other night with your umbrella. SELF DEFENSE Defeat Backache and Kidney Trouble With Anuric man peuLfie m una ir.y nave sunerea from rheumatism and kidney trouble and have found that Anuric was the most successful remedy to overcame these painful and dangerous ailments. The lucky people are those who have suffered, but who are now well because they heeded nature's warning signal In time to correct their trouble with that ew uisL-uvery 01 ur. jrierce B called "An-u-ric" (double strength). Tou "UU1U . " ueeu tnese warnings, some of which are dizzy spells, backache. Slltg.iT"V . k ": ur me painiui twinges of rheumatism, aciatlca or lum- ucmy niay inane possiDle tne dangerous forms of kidney disease, such no Rrlffht'n .,.-......., ,ti..i . 1.1 1 It? iV. uiuueiea or stone in the bladder. If you want quick relief r ,- , oenu ur. r-ierce luc. lor trl.'il nk. Thl. ,,.ni .. . .... eliminates uric acid as hot water melts Save the Crap. "Conserve tllfi nmn" 1b annlho. SloEan. Rut even In Hmo nt Shouldn't shoot craps. St Joseph ews-rress. No Sign of It "Our new washerwoman, dear, Is rather timid." "Well, judging by tie condition of my best collars, I should think her brave enough to be ready for the fray." Exchange. Natural Result "You appear to eat well, Johnny," said his aunt whom he was vlsitltng. "Yes'm," said Johnny; "I've been practicing all my life." Exchange. Facetious Calculation. 'Can you tell me If yon take a bone from a dog, wht remains?" "If you try it on my bulldog, it's your remains." Exchange. DO YOUR COWS' FAIL TO CLEAN? tnis is a serious condition and ra- Dr. David Roberta' COW CLEANER gives quick relief. Keep it on hand and prevent the ruin of your cow. Read the Practical Home Vrteriurin Seud for free booklet on Abortion in Cows. If no dealer in your town write Kit. Co . 100 Grand ATe.,ukesha. WU. Or. David Roberts TYPHOID; b no mora i than Smallpox. experience Oil OraooJ the slnost mlracmkrui effi cacy, tr A haraucCTBfcg, of Antityphoid Vacr jnitioa. ' Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you aod your family. It Is mote vital than bonee tatu ranee. Ask your physician, druggist, or lend for "Have you had Typhoid?" tell lag of Typhoid Vaccine, results from ua , and danger from Typhoid Canters.. THE OJTTtt UUKNUTOtY, N9KIZY, UuJ mo want vjtxcieis buubs inn u. t, so. ucsaa: URINE Granulated Eyelid's, Sore Eyes, Eyes Inflamed by Son. Cut and Wind quickly relieved by Murine. Try it In your Eyes and in Baby Eyes. NaW-t.J.jtEYeC.adort Ey mtvmt in Tube 2Sc Tor Bao of Ca Bwm Prats. Aik Marine Ere Remedy Co,, CIMcagtt