5
Try to Cora Your Achee and Pains
and the Dad Weather.
It was a wis? glil wlf"who remarked
t.'mt If talk about our aches and pains
wore suppi eased' u third of the conver
sation of clvlilj(l life would cease. If
to jhti Interdicted subject were uddcd
tbut of tiiisullsfuolory weather uuotlier
third would bo chopped off.
It Is auiaxlu:; to hear humanity de
voting no much of the brief (line allot
ted ns here to painfully detailed dlag
nu.ci of our headaches, backaches,
stomach nclies and tnnunierable other
miseries.
Tho comical part of It lies In the sol
cioii jallonco Willi wlilch each listens
lo I ';:' other, lie (r she knows, how
M or, lh.it his or her turn comes next,
a .il the luxury of unloading sickening
uirouulu of sickness will iie indulged.
Many of us nie not miserable enough
It'll ti I lie pubis of I lie present, hut must
treasure up the pains of the pii3t as
o istantly accumulating reservoirs of
misery and borrow them of the future
an n debt under which to groau and
grumble,
If wo (ould forget It nil and permit
M hers to forget It, throwing open our
ftptl'IIUal side In the boundless bless
lii t oTeml It. what a universe of Joy
r.ii.I i beer anil brightness before un.
11 11 would Ue before us!
It In nil n matter of mental turn. We
rrny shut Hie shinies of the windows
of our minds 0:1 the sunny side and
liliMtll In darkness, or we may open the
Mime windows wide and Inugli lu the
sunlight.--' Iirlitlan Ilorald,
FORGED J.N7IQUES.
Even British Miiiaum Exports Have
Eton Fooled by Them.
Tlio "iintlipilly" manufacturer Is a
man who thrives on expert forgery.
I'urnlture,' prints, ciilnn, pictures, plate,
tnpestry-he lmllules them nil most
successfully. Uuch mnn lias his spe
cially. One devotes himself to old
lenlhcr jinks, another produces horn
books, a third turns out "mcdlevul"
Tile British museum once bought a
rnllssy plate for (230. While an at
tendant wns handjlllfl It one of the
seals attached to Its back ill I cut lug Its
genuineness became detached, dlsclo
lui: the murk of a modern French pot
Icr. ,
On other occasions term cotta llg
ares of Isis nnd Osiris, bought by the
Institution for hundreds of pounds,
have been discovered to be composed
of modern clay.
A good story Is told of n forged sil
ver cup In Home that purported to
have come from some secret excava
tion In !'l i'y. This ancient cup was
Olniimentcd with n circular bas-relief,
representing the frle::e of the Purllie
ion. But In the height of his limn
ceive 1'ie forger hid given t lie frieze
In Its present ruined condition. The
exhibition of the cup wns received
Willi shouts of laughter. Loudon
Standard.
Ef'ect of Dad Tooth.
A pniier by a dental surgeon In the
Journal of the American Medlcul as
sociation, tell i the story of had teeth
end the effects on the laboring man's
efficiency. The dentist snld he made
Sd.Cllfl examinations In sixteen months
of iT.iioo America in and 1800!) forcign-
era nnd found hit per cent lit need of
dental service, "In sto.doo mouths,"
the dentist said, "we llin! fl'I.OOIt cavi
ties and 1N.IXKI extractions necessary,
.1,000 In all. If each one cnui.es an
a venire loss, through waste of time
and cost to repair, of $'J It means a
cost of 1130.000) In New York city
list year 07.000 children failed to be
promoted to higher grades because of
defective teeth, and It costs New York
city H.UI'.V.IIIIU In diipllcnta year's
schooling to those who fall."
Digestibility of Choose.
By experiments on tho digestibility
of cheese it has been shown that much
depends on the special physical char
acters of the food. All fnt cheeses are
snld to be dissolved and digested with
great rapidity, because the molecules
of casein the nitrogenous pari of the
cheese are separated only by the fat,
Alld so the gastric Juice can attack a
large surface of the cheese at one time.
Whether the cheese be hard or soft
does not appear to Intluencu digestion,
Rl,d there is no connection between the
digestibility ami the percentage of wa
ter i irri.cn t in I he cheese.
Too Economies!.
"The servunt that works for me
must he lory, very economical," said
the boarding house mistress to the ap
plies n for work,
"I'm such a one, ma'am," promptly
returned the applicant. "Indeed, ma
last mistress discharged mo for bctu'
thnl wny."
"For being eeni oinlcnl?"
"Yes. wltii me clothes. I used to
wear hers."
The Foss-Winship Hardware
Company
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fuel saving secured with Cole's
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that is a demon for fuel.
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The Church :s,
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PHYSICIAN" AMI Sl'R'iKONi
Scccc, intention given to all
.alia Soth night hii'1 day.
i'nII. imiinitli itnewered. omp nu Third
Htr'et. Wtnoin Othbo'' I
'
Dr. J.C Kiidtk-lev
VLTIKINAKY SURGEON j
l.iiltraselie R.mcli
Athena
I). Scoff Ftstvr
CONTU'CTnR & RUir rFR
Reiidcnce snd Shop, Adams and 4lh Sis
Athena
CKO.'P it LASH
OentisN
In Athena Monday' Tuesday, Wednes
day, other days of week in Walla Walls,
2n 1 and Vain over Third National Bank
Dr. K. W. Croup Dr. C, H. Lash
Yakima Valley
Peaches
Hired from (.rower. Write
f.r price.. Jerry Sw art,
DnnnM, Wash
1' .0. War ', KFD 2 Wush.
Methodist Episcopal Chu h.
Commencing next Sunday m Tiling I
Khali preach a series of doelr nal ser
mons. '1 his is my first nt mpt at
Butli S'omnrs. I Bhall mike theiu ar-
lumentatwe in nature and lui . the
epl.ttlUlf ons i j ii i the scriptures of
both old and new testaments together
with the infeienccs drawn ly scholars
of todiiy Including clergymen and laj
ni ml If any htive questions to ask up
i)l) the topics tuggested herewith these
inquiries will be gladly received aid
answered to the Lest of my ability.
These are subject) dealing with ( hris
tian fundument&ls and have no irect
reference to uny organized religious
oodies of today. They have prim iry
reference to each individual':. Illation
to (iod and to man.
Uct. 1 "The Virgin Birth andTh;
Deily of Christ." O.l. II, Home
Coming Dav. Subject: "The Purposes
of the Incarnation. ' Oct. 21 "The
Holy Spirit and His Work." Oct. Mi,
"bj There a God T What Pioof Have
We That H i Lives-'" livening Topic
Oct. 7 "Taking M-n A'ne." Sunday
school every Sunday at ID a. m., W.
C. Emmcl, Supt. You are cordially
invited to attend all of t tie services.
Walter S. Gleiser.
The Christian Church.
Fundav, Cctoler, 7th, Tbi Christian
church v ill have a busy day. Ten
in. Geo It Gerking and his aides will
begin the Bible achuool with u Rally
Day Program. Besides the regular
promotion exercises, and lesson hour,
there will be two bolus, one by Jennie
Mae Read, the other by Laura Wood
ward. All this besides the Junior
chorus. At the session to follow, the.
preaching topics will be, 11 u. ir. "A
tunp r Worth While." f:!IQ p. in.
"Enlargement " Tne ladies Quartette
will sing at the morning hour, and
there will he special music at the eve
ning service.
At the nurnirg service, ."unday.
a vocal duet will bi rendered by Mrs.
Oiha he der snd Mrs. Austin Fos.
There will alto be a song class by the
I.osyl Daughters, which will be worth
while. The American King with pho
tos of some of our soldier boys will be
present for the inspection of those
who come.
'lhe Woman's Missionary rociety
will meet at the church Wednesday,
lilM) p. in, led by Mrs. Fisher's divis
ion. The public is cordially invited to
all of these services.
At the Baptist Church.
The Pastor is on the field and will
he in his pulpit next Sunday at both
hours. Topics for discuHsion:
II a. in. The Exultation of the Cross.
IjJtO p. m. The Well Springjof Sal
vation. The public is invited to sttond tho
services and enjoy the splendid fel
lowship with us. All are welcome.
Strangers given special attention.
D. E. I1 nk i, pat tor.
Kre' Methodist Services.
Services for Scnday. Oct. 7th
Preaching Weston Mt.. ll:dli, Ather.a
U,it ra House, il-.OU, and Union school
house, ?SB0. You are welcome.
Geo. T. Klein.
T Vmrm lloit.tinaumt orr
Mai Uaaeareta 1'io.uv Uuiiiamc. Me . c.'
t r n I,.-' i-..... .irinoiivu n(iii .ii
Foley's Honey wt Tar
lures colds, prewts pneutgoQlt,
Peoples Theatre.
Friday Oct, nth Pathe presents
1 Wayne Arey and Bjris Gray in Her
j Beloved Enemy, also Happy Hooligan
i in a caitoon c niedy.
j Saturdi y Oct. tlth Mutual presents
I Helen Holmes in Itailroad Raiderr,
! uho Shorty Hamilton in Shorty Lays
a Jungle Ghost. Pathe presents The
' Neulected Wife.
Sunday Oct. 7, Mutual presents Wil
' hum Russell in The Highest Bid, also
VogUS Comedy. Caught in the End.
Monday Oct. 8. Universal Mixed
Program, a two reel L Ko Comedy, a
big U Comedy Drama, a one reel
Drama and Universal Current Events
six Reels.
Wednesday Oct. 10, Vitagraph Blue
Ribbon Feature, Lucille Lee Stewart
in Th. Destroyers, also a Big Comedy.
Thursday Oct. II Mutual presents
Bab the Fixer, also Voguj Comedy,
The Honeymoonurs.
"Flinj'' An:. I'lijrj.
Wilbur nil Oi'vilic Wright beffM
their exp'T i.:oiiIh with the aeroplane
fourteen .veins before lb; great con
fi It t iiwiiketied Atnerlcuuij to the wou
del'fKl part ti'at ainru.l was to pluy In
wnrfuio. T!ic Brat fibtbt of these fu
inous brothers over thev Imu'eti suml
(luuCHat Kitty IIuwU. n. c, lusted but
twelve h rom'.s. It was ntiotllor Amer
ICUli, Glenn II. Curtlss, who made the
Qrat Hlim'NHfttl flight In a living boat,
lie was tuetl working on aeruplanen
fee the niivy and experimented with
n blplltlio oqulpM)d v. ilb Hunts. (Jiving
tills up for one wlt'J true bont body,
Btrulrhtwny innio success. Tbnt wns
hi Hill, nnd the first great Btrlde to
ward glvlin" the Anierliait navy Its
Beel of Bgl'thlg boats that By followed
live feilia later, when congress sot
nside f3.WU,0(X) fcr lltval aircraft
alone.--F. E. I.'vuns in St. Meholns.
Oddly Expreti.d.
In one of bis letters William Brook
field tells how us Nchoot Inspector he
liail logiic an exiiuiiuntiou on physical
science. "What was I to do? I knew
nothing butlt liydroiien or oxygen or
thy ether 'gen.' So I set them a paper
which I inlled 'applied science.' One
of uiy questions wns, 'Wluil would you
do to cure u cold In the bend?' A
young lady answered, 'I should put my
feel into hot water till you were In a
profuse perspiration.' "
Poor Richard.
"In December of the year ITSS," nays
Dbjetow'a "Life of l'rnuklln." "I'rauk.
tin coninenced the puhllcatlou of what
he styled Toor ttchnrd'a Alninnac,'
price Qreneuee, it attahied an iton
Ishhig io)Ulurlt,V nnd nt once. Three
ndltlatla were sold within the mouth of
its nppcni'nitcc. The nvernue sale for
tweuty-tlve years was lO.tXH) a your."
How It Ended.
Iliicon- I understand that your wife
hud n quarrel with uiy wife over the
telephone.
Illicit -I liolleve ao.
"How did ll end?"
"Like nil women's quarrels- In talk."
-Yotikei's Siatesman.
Ma Didn't Understand.
The young huly w as looking over a
lieek of views.
"(Ill, sec the WW pnl.ice!'
"Miranda." slid the mother scveiely,
"I told you lo stop ttill.t.ig lull iy talk.
It it thJilH is pirtty cull II luetty"
Vnnsna I'.ty Journal.
Notice of Final Account.
In the county court of the atata of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Mr.!', ?- ,.f i ho gMsfSof John
L. Price, (icces&ed.
Notice is hereby giv n to all pernors
whom it may concern that Mary E.
Price, administratrix of the estate of
John L Price, deceased, filed with the
County Clerk of Umatilla County,
Oregon, her final account and report
in the administration of the estate of
John L. Price, deceased, on the 29th
day of July. 1897; that the County
Court, by order duly made and entered
on the 15th day of September, 19 1 7,
appointed Tuesday the 2.1rd day of
October, 19 1 7, at the hour of ten
o'clock in the forenoon as the time and
the County Court House of Umatilla
County, Oregon, as the place where all
objections and exceptions to the said
final account and report will be heard
and a settlement thereof made. Dated
this 2uth day of September, A. D.
1917.
Mary E. Price, Administratrix.
Will M. Peterson, Attorney for
Administratrix.
line iiiiiuoMinn iiiniinnin " '1
Notice to Creditors.
In the County Court of the State of
Oregon, for Umatilla Couity. "'
In the Matter of the Estate of Daniel
A. May, Deceased.
NOTICE is hereby given to all per
sons whom it may concern that Ida L.
M iy has been appointed administratrix
of the estate of Daniel A. May, de
ceased. All persons having claims
against his estate areHiereby required
to present them with proper vouchers
in compliance with the requirements
of the law to the said administratrix
at the law office of Will M. Peterson
in the Smith Crawford Building at
Pendleton, Oregon, within six months
of the date of the first publication of
this notice. Dated this Met day of
August A. D. 1H17.
Ida L. May, Administratrix.
Will M. Peterson, Attorney for
Administratrix.
Iky
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Latest Patterns ,r '
from '
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am prepared to give you satisfac
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W. A. Chase land pressing is a Specialy- with
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us.
The Wardrobe
Notice to Creditors.
In the County Court of Umatilla
County, State of Oregon.
In the Matter of the Estate of
Henry Pinkerton, deceased.
Motlaa is herebv eiven that the un
dersigned has been appointed by the
above court, executrix of the above
entitled estate, and has qualified as by
law required. All persons naving
flulniH-HUHinst. the above named estate
are hereby notified to present the same
to me, with- proper vouchers, at the
office of my Attorney, Homer I. Watts
at his office in Athena, Oregon, within
six months from the date thereof.
Dated this Hist day of August, 1UI7.
. J. finkerton,
Executrix of the estate of. Henry
Pinkerton, deceased.
Worthington Euilding W. A. CHASE , Athena,; Oregon
IS IT THE TRUTH -
Igitnuine gravely)
(IN THIS PART OF
I THE COUNTRY!
JYFS.AND THE NEW1
fpOUCH KEEPS ft FJjjH AND)
GOOD TILL UbbUJ
GRAVELY
CELEBRATED
Chewing Plu
nt-cAncruF iwvrwTinM
OF COR PATENT AIR-PROOF POUCH I
GRAVELY PLUG TOBACCO
MAD5 STRICTLY FOR ITS CHEWING QUALITY
WOULD NOT KEEP FRESH IN THIS SECTION.
NOW THE PATENT POUCH KEEPS IT
FRESH AND CLEAN AND GOOD.
A LITTLE CHEW OF GRAVELY IS ENOUGH
AND LASTS LONGER THAN A BIO Wplt-W
OF ORDINARY PLUG.
Ptt C,-am,lu.eaccnOi ana T VJ"""
Isotice Of final Report.
In the County C iurt of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
In the Matter of the Kstate of Maurice
M. Johns, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
nndHrsiirned has filed his final report
in the above entitled eestate with the
clerk of the abjve entitled court, and
that the judge of said tourt has desig
nated Monday, the 1st day of October,
11117, at 10 o'clock in the foienoon as
tho limp and the office of the Countv
Judge in the County Court House at
Pendleton, Umatilla County, Oregon,
as the place when and where hearing
ahull b,! had thereon. All nersons in
terested are notified to then and there
appear and show cuuse, if any they
have, why the report should not be ap
proved, the administrator with will un-
nexed uiecnurged, and his hondsmen
exonerated. Dated this 22 day of
Auaust. 1H17.
M. Melville Johns, Administrator
with Will Annexed.
aw .-. m :mmPMmmfLmiamgaKMjmm' mM'!' fia of ordinary plug. osmi
SUMMONS.
In the Circuit Court of the State of
Oregon for Umatilla County.
Sophia McConnell, Plaintiff, vs. Roy
McConnell, Defendant To Koy Mc
Cruinell, defendant above named:
In the Name of the State of Oregon,
you are hereby required to appear and
answer the complaint of the plaintiff
in the above entitled court and cause
on or before Friday the 2nd day of
November, 1917, which date is six
weeks from the date of the first
publication of this summons; and you
will take notice (,hat if you fail to ap
pear and' answer 'said complaint" lor
otherwise plead thereto within said
time, the plaintiff for want thereof
will apply to the Court fur the relief
prayed for in her said complaint, to
wit, for a decree of the Court dissolv
ing the bom.8 of matrimony between
the plaintiff and the defendant, for a
Changs of plaintiff's name and the res
toration of the name of Sophia Cramer,
and for other equitable relief.
This summons is published pursuant
to an order made in this cause by Hon
orable Gilbert W. Phelps, Judge of the
above entitled Court. The first publi
cation of this summons will be made
on Friday the nut day of September,
1917, and the last publication on Fri
day the 2nd day of November, 1917, in
the Athens Press newspaper Dated
this :5th day of September, A. D.
1917.
Will M. Peterson, Attorney for
Flaintiff. Post office address: Pend
leton, Oregon.
Siar inttors' of northern Inline 0.7 on
overlook lhe fuel i-iirne ';" I lit'
most MIllRht nnd beautiful si .
AUCKl noliuhio Illill Hi III' CllTHtoril 1,1 '
heaveyj belojig 10 the soythern inuu
I Ivphcro aud are nut vtali lu i.i bur l.'ftl
1 Hides.
I Miumldcpiit blue Oinopns; the se-ond
hrlgliloat Btnr in 1 ho lieavcui, Lei just
below our southern llortzo!) lu Hie
lare ami lutportnnt southern constella
tion Arjto Nuvls. named for the famous
hip of the Argonauts, It Ij usually
dlvhled Into Ihrco coustcl'.afotia I'lijc
pis. CaHus and Vela. Cuiiopus was
tho chief pilot of t lie Arconautn. but
the star wns known nnd worshiped
on tho bnnlts of the Nile long before
It received IIh nnnie from the Greeks
and ban been culled the Star of Egypt.
It has also been a guide 10 nm ny tribes
In Africa, South America Mid Austra
lia lu their .journeys through putliless
touia,
Although KIrliis appears nearly twlco
as brlllinnt na Caiiopiis. this Is due
only to tho fact that lrius Is compara
tively near lo US, not quite nine lteht
years distant, while COtldprJfl has been
estimated to bo ut 11 distance of 'Hid
light years. It Is. as far as wo know,
the grentest of all the giant sunn,
equal lu light giving power to 63,000
suns snch us our own. Slrius, with a
brilliancy estimated at forty-eight
tlnioa that of the sun. shrinks Into a
pygmy when contrasted with Cauo;ius.
New York Bun.
Land for Sale.
IliO acres, one and one half miles
from Condon, 180 in crop, receive one
hslf delivered it the Elevator, all
fenced and crossed fenced, well im
proved as to buildings, new barn r0 by
51 ready to construct and good water
supply. Price S1,000, tin, 000 cash,
balance reasonable terms. If interest
ed in wheat, stock or mixed ranches in
Oregon, Washington, California or
Montana, let us hear from you.
Condon Realty Co., Condon, Ore.,
Box .
How's This?
We after One Hundred Dollars Rewara
for any caas of Catarrh that cannot b
cured by Haifa Catarrh Medlcln.
Hall's Catarrh Madtdna has baen token
by catarrh sufferers tor the past thirty
five yeer. and has Income known as tht
moat reliable remedy tor Catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Medicine acts thru the Blood on
the Itucoua surface, expelling the Pol
ton from lhe Blood and healing the dis
eased portions.
After you have taken Hall's Catarrh
Medicine for a short time rou will aee a
great Improvement In your reneral
health. Start taking Hall's Catarrh Medi
cine at once and mt rid of catarrh. Band
tor teatlmnntala tree.
V. J. CHENTIV A CO., Toledo, Ohio
tWi: by ! DruKu, We.
CARVED JADE.
It Takes Ch'ne.e Patience to Work
This Hard Oriental Stono.
When you go Into an oriental shop
In any big city you are almost sure to
see dugs or ne(klaces or bracelets
which nro n pretty, clear croon lu col
or and are made out of Jade. If 5011
ask the shopman to tell you something
about Jndc ho will answer that tho
true Jndo Is seldom found oulsldc of
Asia and Occaulcn. but Unit In these
parts of the world It Is to be had In
considerable quantities.
You, of course, know that a dia
mond Is so hard Hint It will scratch
glass, but perhaps you have not beard
Hint Judo Is also e:;tremely tou -h au.l
wll cut class and quarto. Because of
Its great hardness the man who carves
It must possess vast patience, nnd the
Chinese are nlmost the only people
who have sufflolont patience nnd per
sistence lo i arve designs lu Jade.
The Chinese make numberless nrtl
cles out of Jade piper mtgbta, ban
dies for Rwords. lioits. bunijcn, rbiss.
Veres, cup:, pln.es. p-MitUiuls. aud so on.
Jade Is fur from cheap lo buy. Now
adays Hn ple.es of Jsalo me Just as
much valued amoui: colle. lors ns are
flue pamllngs for their treat beauty
and eKUsrtr tal'.e. So. l':i. if s. me
one rives yon a Utt'e pond nt of carv
ed Jade, fan win nndorst.iml that you
have a present wh; It not on y would
be valued hlrh'y today, but one which
many peoples lu nil lliucs would have
trcasurl.-CIirlitiau Scleucs Monitor
THE UNIVERSAL CAR
A little extra attention to your Ford ear, a little ad
justing now and then, will help to keep it in prime con
dition and add to its ability to serve you. Bring your
Ford car here. Why take any chances? Let those who
know how, those who use genuine Ford parts, take care
of your car. To be sure of getting the best Service from
your Ford car let akilled Ford men care for it. Prompt
attention assured. Touring car fWil), Runabout
Sedan M5, Coupelet 5U5, TownCar 1695 all f. o. b!
Detroit. For sale by "... . .
Burke & Son Garage Phone 82 Athena Oreg.
Burke & Son Garage
Phone 82, Athena, Oregon
THE
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A. J. Parker, Proprietor
Shaving;, Haircutting, Massaging, Shampooing.
Bath Rooms In Connection,
St. Nichols Hotel Block . - . Athena. Oreg.
IO VAL &
jtBSOiwrEiY Puke
Makes the food more delicious onci wholesome