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SCIENTIFIC ASTROLOGICAL InBtructlons: Forecast, Reading... nooks, etc. A general fore eait for 6 years with special Indications for 1 year; or any particular question with advice, for $1.00, send full birth data. ASTROLOGICAL STUDIO, Portland, Oregon. P. O. Box 826. STUDY bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, Mlaauanship, English branches, at an accredited school; write, or phone Main 690 for catalogue; graduates guaranteed positions. Behnke-Walker BuslnesB College. 167 4th Street, near Morrison, Portland, Oregon. Old False Teeth Bouqht older the IxjiUtr;' crowns, brhlifowork bought, A. S. Wight, Box 840, Portland, Oregon. """'"itlllMIIIIMimMlllllllllllllHlW I'r'"'HiirlQili(orTlreEfi. M0VI.8 Rod Eyes Sore Eye. -aaasaaaaaa a Granulated Brands. Basra Befreshss Restores. Murine I. a Harorlte Treatment tor llyes that feel dry and Stuart Ola. your Hyos as mnch of your loving oare 3 as your Tnoth and with tbs .sine regularity. 1 OME FM THEN YOU MMrOT IUT NEW ETESt 2 Bold at lirug and Optical Ntorss or by Mall, f lit Bkirlas E)i RasiBs) Co., Chicago, tot Fm Booh nitiliiiiiiiilliiiililiiiiiiiilli i hi Parental Supervision. "Did you say you didn't raise your boy to be a soldier?" "Yes. But that doesn't affect the results. I don't suppose that Shake speare's parents raised him to be a poet." Washington Star. Why He Resigned. "Why did you resign from the Don't Worry club?" "1 discovered that the way the rest of them got out of worrying was by telling all their trouble tome." Boston Transcript. Devastation. "How's things?" "Rotten." "Here, too. What's wrong at your, home?" "Sickness. What's wrong at yours?" "Company." Louisville Courier Journal. Certainly Good. "There's one good thing about Brag on." "And what is that, pray?" "His opinion of himself." Boston Transcript. I'm Simply Covered With Eruption What Can I do? "I can't reBt, I can't sleep, and most of all, I hardly dare go out, for when it starts itching, I simply have to oratch, no matter whore I am." "Don't worry a bit just get a oake of Resinol Soap and a jar of Reslnol Ointment. Use them according to di rections and I am sure you will get prompt relief, and that your skin will be all right In a few days." Reslnol Soap and Ointment aro sold by all druggists. Logical Conclusion. "There ia one big difference be tween pio and words." "What's that?" "When you mince your words you don't have to eat tliem." Exchungo. 1 fVH7.'.l.ll.TO.lM.i Will reduce Inflamed, Strained, Swollen Tendons, Ligaments, orMuscles. Stopstlte lamenessand pain from a Splint, Side Bone or Done Spavin. No blister, no hair gone and Itorie can be used. $2 a bottle at druggist! or delivered, De scribe vour case for special instruc tions and iifleresting horse Book 2 M Free. ABSORBINE, JR., 'he antiseptic liniment for mankind, reduces Strained, Torn Llga- Krnts, Swollen Glands, Veins 01 Mustiest eals Cuts, Sores, Ulcer. Altaya pain. Pries 8.00 1 hortla t daalrra or drllvrred. Book "Btldanaa" lira . F, TOUNO, P.O.F., 401 Tsmpls St., Sprlnfflsld, Mats SHIP Veal, Pork, IW, Poultry, Butter, Egg. and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Eventing house with a record of 46 years of Square Dealing, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. C RON MUTE 45-47 Front Street Portland, Oregon IU'J.j.-.WsW I Do Your Own Plumbing. By buying direct from u. at wholeaale price and save the plumber', profit. Write u to day your need. We will give you our roek bettoin "direct-to-you" price, f . o. h. rail or boat We actually aave you from 10 to II par cant. Alt goods guaranteed. Northwoat headquarter fot Leader Water System and Fuller 4t Johnson Kngtno. ST ARK-DAVIS CO. 212 TUre, Street. Portleod. Oree P, N. U. No. 31, 1917. We Slow Asset lawaiiswaaaii Br GEORGE ELMER COBB (Copyright, by W. O. Chapman.) "And Paul Merrill?" Inquired the at torney for Wyatt & Co., woodenware Jobbers. Phillip Wyatt, who was, In fact, the whole firm, company nominal, shrugged his shoulders hopelessly. "A slow asset, as affairs have turned out," he said, reluctant gloom In his usual cheery, optimistic tone. "Then he'll have to go with the other dead Issues," pronounced the lawyer, making a memorandum on a sheet he had before him. "I fear bo," sighed Wyatt. "And I'm desperately sorry. He Is a fine young fellow, active, honest and my family like him. You see, he came to me n year ago with that household mop he had Invented. It was really clever, for the wringing device was new and practical." "Has it ever sold?" "Very well, considering that we never pushed It. Maybe If I had put some capital Into advertising the re turns might have been promising, for wherever it has been bought once there aro repent orders and It gives general satisfaction. After my experi ence with Ourleton Davis, however, I've been duly conservative. You know he was my partner, robbed the busi ness to the point of bankruptcy and all I got from him was a curse aud a threat when they Bent him to the peni tentiary." "Well, economy and restriction Is nil that will enable you to tide over your present stringency," declared the lawyer, "unless you can find someone to advance you $10,000." "Impossible," said Wyatt. "I have already strained my credit to the limit. I cai'.'t get Merrill off my mind nd hate to lose him. You see, when he came with mo I fancied his Inventive genius would produce all kinds of "I'm Going to Beat the Life Out of You." saleable novelties. He declares his own effort was an accident, uud frank ly told nia not to build on uny new construction. He hits been Improving Iho mop, and It COUntl n detachable hook, a velvet guard where the hnnds go, a new drain, but we haven't been able to push the sales and all other departments are filled with more ex perienced men." 8o It cams about that Paul Merrill found himself out of u position. Tho first person he consulted about It was Kdna Wyatt, the daughter of his em ployer, although Mr. Wyatt never sus pected that they were lovers. "I hate to leuve, Edna, for It takes me away from you," saltl Paul, as they enjoyed a stolen meeting along the river shore. "1 have soine new ideas of Improvements on the nop and your Cather'1 ull'iilr limy Improve. At ull events, I shan't make tt definite move until tho month Is over and see If matters don't mend." Kdna was anxious mid dispirited. It was like Paul beginning business life all over fresh, and sho was prudent enough to know that It would be folly to think of marrying until Paul had something ahead. So they trletl to see comfort in the probability that busi ness at the plant night Improve und Paul regain his old position, Paul continued to drop In on tho Wyatts once a week, as had been his wont. Meanwhile ho passed most of his time In his room working on the device he hail Invented. One evening lOtlnn was in the home garden when u familiar whistle told her that her lover was not far away. She strolled bareheaded down (he street ami found Paul nwnltlng her where a IKtle lane ran off from the main thoroughfare. "I don't feel manly at all," he said, "to have you meet DM this way, but there Is something lmportnut to tell you, Ednn. I've hit It If I am not mistaken, I have hit It big." "The mop!" exclaimed Ednn, ns she noticed n fumtllnr object propped up ngnlnst a tree. "Yes, Edna !" assented Paul. "See here," mid he drew his Invention to want hlin by tho handle, moving it smoothly and readily. "Why, you have put little rubber wheels on It!" cried the Interested Edna. "It's like a carpet sweeper." "Don't you see that It Is the crown ing perfection of the little device?" asked Paul eagerly. "There Is nothing like It on the market. I have n great Idea about It, Edna, and I am (aklng the midnight train for the city to carry It out. 1 may be absent a couple of days, bo don't worry at my absence, only hope that a great plan which I have In mind may succeed." It was a new Paul Merrill who re turned to Vlrden two evenings later. He) carried his pet invention all wrapped up, and his step was springy, his eye was bright and he hummed a happy tune as he hurried In the di rection of the Wyatt home. "I must get the glad news to Mr. Wyatt, first thing," soliloquized Paul. "He treated me square when I need ed help and I'm going to return the compliment. Twenty thousand dol lars I" and he slapped the breast of his coat. "How much It will mean, all hands around! Hello!" Paul halted, for he was Just passing the plant and there was a light In the office. He knew that for some time past, amid his pressing business trou bles, Mr. Wyatt had been working over time. "The very thing, if he Is here," re flected Paul. "Edna can know about our rare good luck later." Paul found the door leading Into the dark outBlde room of the office open. He was thoroughly familiar with the place and started to cross the room towards an open doorway, when he halted spellbound. In the main office, tied to a chair with ropes, was his employer. Con fronting him, brandishing a heavy billy, was a man roughly dressed and vicious looking. "Yes, It's me, Carleton Davis, your old partner!" hissed this malevolent knave. "You sent me to Jail, and I have Just escaped. I swore to have revenge, and I'm going to get It. I'm here to beat the life out of you, here and now." The menacing scoundrel made a swing at his helpless victim. Paul was ten feet distant. He made a rush. He had only ns a weapon, n missile, the sample mop. He cleared the doorway In a nimble spring. The mop was too bulky and unwieldy to lift to advan tage, but, holding It in front of him, he rushed full bent on the would-be murderer, nnd caught him directly at the waist. So forcible was the Impact that it carried Dnvls across (he room and sent him headlong through the window, carrying the sash with him and landing outside. Shrieking with pain, his face and hands gashed by the broken glnss, the baffled knave staggered to his feet, dis cerning that a ready aid had come to his victim, nnd darted away In the darkness, to be recaptured the follow ing day nnd restored to his prison cell. "The mop did It, the new, Improved mop," declared Paul excitedly. "Mr. Wyatt, I huve sold my improved In vention for twenty thousand dollars, and there Is the money, sir," and the audacious young man glowed with hon est emotion. "Please tell Miss Edna. She will be glad to know that I have succeeded In what I undertook." "Ah !" murmured Mr. Wyatt thought fully, "she has been a co-consplrator, has she?" "She Is the inspiration of my life," declared Paul tumultuously, "nnd I hope you won't object." So the cut was out of the bag, and Paul Merrill eligible for a partner ship. The "slow asset" had saved the day and contentment and happiness was the result for all concerned. Purest Irish Blood. The purest Irish blood Is not to be found In Onlwny proper, for the town was long held by the English, and cen .,ninu dim la ,11.1 nn Immpnse trade with Spain that resulted in mixed .mar riages, producing sundry heads of bluck hair and lilacs, eyes, nut ncrom tiw. iitn., Hvnr hv thn hnv Is a fishers' .innv , , tin. nlriont Irish htond lB still pure. This little group have mar ried strictly among tnemseives, auu their stock Is said to go back to Irish natives who even anteuateu tne lrisn '!'!,,., mi utlll rf.rnirnl7.nhlp as a yjvtiB. ' ' a slightly different type going about the streets of Ualway selling tneir nsn, as they and their fathers before them huve done for centuries. Dog, Caught a Pickpocket. "Butch," n fox terrier, was with Ids master, L. C. Llcli. while Mb master watched a parade, and though the crowd was thick, he was right on the Job when he saw a stranger slip his hand into Mr. Llch's buck pocket, the San Antonio Express says. "Butch" Is some Jumper and he caught the in sinuating hand before Mr. Llch knew what was happening. He turned to see n strange young man waving a fox terrier around In tho nlr nnd evi dently not enjoying It a bit. When Sir. LlCh grabbed the would-be pick pocket "Buteh" let go, but the thief squirmed from Llch's grasp aud a set ond Inter was lost In the crowd. For Removing Rust. For removing rust from u deeply corroded Iron plate, a more effective method than hammering, or even the sand blast, Is claimed by the consoli dated gold fields laboratory, South Af rica. A slightly moistened mixture of two parts of tlnely crushed sodium bl sulphate and one part of common salt Is applied, and may be left until all rust Is actt'tl on, or the action may be hastened by renewed applications ev ery two or three hours, with wire brush scrubhlngs before each. Clean ing is usually complete within 24 hours, when nn alkaline washing aud u coat of puriiftln oil leave the plate ready for protective polntlug. Found a Kingdom. . . The small group of Islands known as the Cocos or Kneeling islands, In the Indian archipelago, wos constituted a seml-lndepeutlent slate under the rule of a Scottish gentleman, George Clunles Itoss. Coming across the Is lands In is-j:. he found the Inhabitants without a monarch, and open to take one. He removed his worldly goods to his newly found domain, only to find that another countrymnn, a certain Captain Hare, had slipped in and taken possession. They avoided dispute by ruling conjointly until Hare tired of the business and betook himself else where. Since that time the reign of the Boss dynasty has beeu undisputed, Rouge Shops In Japan. ltouge and toilet powders are 80 ex tensively used by Japanese women that there lire shops that deal ex clusively In this stuff, and an Indi cated by a small red flag, signifying the color which the powder will make the cheeks. A shop with square piece of wood on which are painted va rious round dots of different colon. tells the passer by of a paint GROWING SWEET CORN PLANT 80ME VARIETY AT 8HORT INTERVALS UP TO AUGUST. Quality Very Rapidly After Be. Inn Picked Does Best In Fertile Soil, But Adapts Itself to All Textures. Sweet corn should always be found In the home garden when space al lows, since It loses quality very rap Idly after being picked. Its sugar changes Into starch, so that to have It at Its best It should be on the fire within 16 minutes after being palled from the stalk. Corn does best In a fertile soil, bat Is able to adapt Itself to all textures from sand to clay. To grow It In suf ficient quantities for the average fam ily requires more space, however, than for most garden vegetables. It should not be planted until after dan ger of frost Is past. The rows should be spaced not closer than three feet apart, and for Good Variety of Sweet Corn. the larger growing late varieties the distance had best be three and one half feet. Stalks should be thinned to stand from 15 to 18 Inches In the row. In planting, the seed Is covered with one or two Inches of soil. Culti vation must be thorough, frequent and shallow. It Is possible to use the ground oc cupied by early corn for a fall plant ing of such crops as spinach, turnips and kale. Large, late varieties, how ever, will occupy the ground for prac tically the whole season. For early use the yellow sweet corns have recently become quite popular. Of course the Oolden Ban tam Is a well-known variety. Early Minnesota has long been a favorite. White Mexican is a valuable early corn. Early Malakohf Is a very early sort of excellent quality, which does better In the North than In the mid dle states, however. Early Adams Is a variety frequently grown for mar ket, and Its virtues are. rather those of the market than of the table. It Is a flint corn, not a sweet corn, but If used during the very short period when Its qualities are at their best, its flavor Is good. It Is possible to have a fairly long season of usable corn If. three vari eties, such as Oolden Bantam, Crosby, and Country Gentleman ore planted simultaneously In early spring. To make the season continuous until frost, however, It will be necessary to plant some variety at Intervals of two or three weeks up to the last of July. Crosby Is a very good variety for this purpose. WAYS OF MAKING WHITEWASH Formulas Given for Making Solution for Outside and Inside Use Mix Both Thoroughly. Whitewash1 for outside use Slake one bushel of quicklime In 12 gallons of hot water, dissolve two pounds of common salt and one pound of sul phate of zinc In two gallons of boil ing water and mix this with the slaked lime, then add two gallons of skim milk, and mix thoroughly. Spread lightly over the surface with a broad brush. Whitewash for Interior painting. Sluke n peck of quicklime with boiling water and cover as soon as the water Is added. Strain after slaking and put In a gallon of suit dissolved In hot water, a quarter of u pound of Span ish whiting, two pounds of rice paste and a half pound of glue, dissolved In warm water. Mix these thoroughly, cover and set aside for u few days to ripen. AID NATIONAL FOOD SUPPLY Lessen Demand for Cowpeas and Navy Beans on Specialized Districts by Growing Crops. If cowpeas and navy beuns are grown abundantly for home use nnd for the local markets they will greatly lessen the demnnd on the same crops grown on a large scale in specialized dis tricts. This will permit a larger dis tribution to districts where the crops are not grown nt all, will Insure a large supply to our armies, and a larger surplus for shipment to our al lies. Thus people In any community may contribute greatly to the nation al food supply by feeding themselves on home-grown products. "VELVET" FROM SHEEP FLOCK Animals Will Mow Orchard and Keep Down Weeds About Windbreaks, Fences and Buildings. A small flock will mow the orchard and keep down the weeds about wind breaks, fences and buildings. All of this Is simply Incidental "velvet" as the wool clip pays for the flock's keep. The mutton return Is the main source of profit. Good Ditching Machine. A good ditching machine will do all the ditching on your farm at an amaz ingly low cost. It will terrace the hill sides and clear out the old ditches. Improving Dairy Herd. Improvement In the dairy herd lies In better breeding, In better housing aid In better feed In greater quantities. BEES INCREASE FRUIT CROP Little Honey Gatherers Carry Pollen From One Blossom to Another Weather Counts. Bees will pay well for their keep in honey, bat that is not all the good they do. They Increase the fruit crop by fertilizing the blossoms. If there were no bees nor similar insects there would be little fruit. The wind can not be depended on to do the necessary work of carrying the pollen (that yel low powder) from the male blossoms to the female blossoms. Most of this work Is done by the bees In their trips from blossom to blossom. Weather at the time the orchard blooms has much to do with the size of the crop. If it Is wet, cloudy and cold, the bees cannot work as they will when It Is clear and warm. Con sequently fewer blossoms are fertil ized and there Is less fruit. You may have noticed that some times one side of an apple tree will be set heavily with fruit, while there will be little or none on the other side. This Is often caused by strong, cold winds that prevent the bees from working on the exposed side of the tree. SAVE ALL BREEDING ANIMALS Department of Agriculture Urges Farmers Not to Be Tempted With Present High Prices. "Don't sell your breeding animals nnless you can replace them immedi ately with better ones," Is the mes sage the United States department of agriculture Is sending to farmers and stockmen everywhere. Don't let the temptation of high prices now being offered for live stock or undue fear of the prices asked for many popular feeds mislead you Into selling a cow or sow that will drop the golden calf or litter. Such near-sighted profit taking or lack of courage, if wide spread, would strike at the founda tion of the country's live stock Indus try nnd cripple tt for years to come. As there Is a shortage of meat animals throughout the world, we cannot hope to Import new breeding stock to re place those we foolishly have killed off. Our own breeding animals, there fore, mast be regarded as the seed essential to the domestic meat supply of the nation. RAKE FOR GATHERING BRUSH Implement Invented for Purpose of Collecting Undergrowth Is Idea of a Nevada Man. In Illustrating and describing a re volving rake, the Invention of A, H. Clayton of North Fork, Nev., the Scientific American says: "This invention provides a rake for gathering sagebrush and similar under growth, said rake embodying a wheel I 1 3 Revolving Rake. supported frame, a second frame mov able with relation to the first und car rying teeth, means to adjust nnd main tain the teeth In spaced relation with the ground and means for elevating the second frame." CARE OF HARNESS ESSENTIAL Horses Never Look Their Full Value In Shabby, Patched-Up Affair Prices Going Higher. The harness has a lot to do with the appearance of a team. The ani mals never look their full value lh a shabby, patched-up affair, while, on the other hand, the veriest plugs are vastly Improved In nppenrance by a bright, well-kept harness. But that isn't all. With tho high mid rising cost of leather cure of the harness is wise economy. Harness that is never cleaned and oiled soon stiffens up and goes to pieces. The sewing breaks, the buckles rust end the leather loses its life. An occasional clcanlug and scrub bing with warm watur nnd good soap, followed by a thorough oiling with nentsfoot oil, when the leather has pretty well dried, will add years to the life of a harness. LIMESTONE TO KILL SORREL Quicklime Can Be Used to Advantage by Slaking With Water and Ap plying to Plants. The usual advice for the control of sheep sorrel Is to apply ground lime stone, 2 tons per acre, hydrutt-d lime ltt tons per acre, or quicklime 1 ton per acre. The quicklime can be used to advantage by slaking with water and sprinkling the mixture freely over the sorrel. The liquid will injure the leaves of the sorrel as well as help correct the soil acidity. FOOD AS ESSENTIAL AS GUNS Every Boy or Qlrl Who Grows Garden Will Be Doing Their Shan la Winning Gnat War. Food Is Just as Important as fans or shells In winning the war. Every garden will help. Every boy or girl who grows a garden will ho doing their share in winning the war Just as truly as the man who goes to the front. The way for the boys and girls to enlist Is to find a piece of suitable ground that Is available plow It op and plant It to vegetables. In the Old Days. "We trot this boat together in re markably short time," remarked Noah jubilantly as he stood off and surveyed the ark. "Yes," replied Japhet. "All we had to do was to go ahead and build her of wood. There hasn't been any steel construction to stand and Lar gue about" Washington Star. HEAL BABY RASHES That Itch, Burn and Torture With Cutlcura Trial Free. A hot Cutlcura Soap bath Is sooth ing to Irritated skins when followed by a gentle application of Cutlcura Ointment. Use Cutlcura for every day toilet preparations to prevent such troubles. After this treatment baby sleeps, mother rests and heal ment follows. Free sample each by mall with Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura, Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. Adv. The Little Lacking. Rector's daughter How splendid of Joe Jarvis' son to volunteer for that very dangerous job! I'm so glad he got the military medal ! Mrs. Mullins (not to be outdone) Yes, Miss. And my boy could have got it, too, if he'd cared to have taken the risk. Punch. Warned in Vain. Mrs. Housefly I warned that daugh ter of mine to beware of the men, and now she's gone and got mashed on an old bald head. Exchange. Remained Seated. At a church adjacent to a big mili tary camp a service was recently held for soldiers only. "Let all you brave fellows who have troubles stand up," shouted the preacher. "Ah!" exclaimed the preacher, peer ing at this lone individual. "You are one in a thousand." "It ain't that," piped back the only man who had remained seated, as the rest of his comrades gazed suspiciously at him. "Somebody's put some cob bler's wax on the seat and I'm stuck." It Works! Try It Tells how to loosen a aore, tender corn so It lifts out without pain. No humbug! Any corn, whether hard, soft or between the toes, will loosen right up and lift out, without a particle of pain or soreness. This drag is called freezone and Is a compound of ether discovered by a Cincinnati man. Ask at any drug .store for a small bottle of freezone, which will cost but a trifle, but Is sufficient to rid one's feet of every corn or callous. Put a few drops directly upon any tender, aching corn or callous. In stantly the soreness disappears and shortly the corn or callous will loosen and can be lifted off with the fingers. This drug freezone doesn't eat out the corns or callouses but shrivels them without even Irritating the sur rounding skin. Just think! No pain at all; no sore ness or smarting when applying it or afterwards. If your druggist don't have freezone have him order it for yon. CLIMBED STAIRS ON HER HANDS foo III to Walk Upright Operation Advised. Saved by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. am.:. Aman rtnm ruiapa phiplrpns and does manual labor. Read her story: Richmond, Ind. "For two years I was so sick and weak with troubles irom my ago man when going up stairs I had to go very slowly with my hands on the steps, then sit down at the top to rest. The doctor said he thought I should have an operation, and my friends thought I would not live to move into our new house. My rlaiirrVitpi aclrerl mp to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound as she had taken it with good results. I did so, my weakness dis appeared, I gained in strength, moved into our new home, did all kinds or garden work, Bhoveled dirt, did build ing and cement work, and raised hun dreds of chickens and ducks. I can not say enough in praise of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and if these facts sre useful you may pub lish them for the benefit of other women. "-Mrs. M. O. JoHNSTON.Route D, Box 190, Richmond, Ind. Thaw Sprawl Kill All Flies! Placed anywhere, Dalay Fly Killer atttvJa endbtlUell mas. Wfjui, ciean, onuuncnuu, convenient, ana rneap. fswsryasssssv .TEE Daisy Ply Killer HAROLD SOMBBS, ISO DsKatk , .reoklan, tt. V. Heard in a Cafe. Waiter Do you mind if I put your bag out of the way, sir? The people coming in are falling over it. Diner You leave it where it is. If nobody falls over it, I shall forget It's there. Boston Transcript. Awoke to Her Value. Nell So he jilted her,did he? That must have made her feel cheap. Belle On the contrary, it gave her a very expensive feeling she sued him for $25,000 for damage to her heart. Boston Transcript. Or Months. "A girl takes great chances in get ting married." "Can't be helped. She has to figure on a lifetime's devotion from a sample of only a few weeks." Louisville Courier-Journal. -W ; The Test. "That man is so honest he wouldn't steal a pin," said the admiring friend. " I never thought much of the pin test, " answered MiBS Cayenne. "Try him with an umbrella!" Philadelphia Inquirer. "Fair and warmer" is the dope. That from many points we get. And it gives us cause to hope We shall have a summer yet. ANNOUNCEMENT VAUGHAN'S PORTABLE DRAG SAW ..Now $135 tssNow $145 The Lightest and Strongest Drag Saw made Caa be Operated by One Man and Carried by Two Men. Vaughan Motor Works, main PORTLAND, OREGON If Airmen In the Great War are using WRIGLEYS regularly. It steadies stomach and nerves, allays thirst, puts "pep" into tired bodies. Aids digestion. Lasting refreshment at small cost. WRAPPED tM Chew it after every meal. The Flavor Lasts vfSS3f9 PJaJaJaJ sMl 0-J(ii