The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, August 24, 1917, Image 3

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    PAINLESS PARKER, DENTIST
He Twisted the Tail of the Dental Trust,
He showed the People of the
Northwest
DENTISTRY THAT WAS PAINLESS
DENTISTRY THAT WAS FAIR-PRICED
DENTISTRY THAT WAS SPECIALIZED
DENTISTRY GUARANTEED IN EVERY
ONE OF OUR OFFICES
Portland, Ore., Sixth and Washington- Sts.
Salem, Ore., State and Commercial Sts.
Tacoma, Wash., 1019 Pacific Ave.
San Francisco, Los Angeles, Oakland, San Jose,
Sacramento, Fresno, San Diego, Bakersfield and
Stockton, Cal., and Brooklyn, N. Y.
'LARGEST and FINEST
J HOTEL in Ac NORTHWEST
Eric V. Hauser, President.
n550 im JL- 75
n Rooms Sample
J-Awtlier of America's Exceptional HQlelsiJWj
, Free Information on
i How To Do Tanniny
I -From the worthless-
looking green hideB
' to the finest, soft tan
ned furred leather:
moth-proof, at fac
tory prices, made up
into beautiful ladies'
furs, coats, robes,
mittens and caps.
Taxidermist w o rk.
Send for catalogue.
W. W. Wearer, Custom Tanner, Reading, Mich.
Without Operation
Cancers
Goiters
Tumors
Apendicitis
Rheumatism
Eczema
Catarrh
AnpyloaiB
Hemorrhoids
Asthma
Diabetes
Brights
disease.
Habits and chronic diseases of
every description and kind. 1
have cured thousands of people
in the last 12 years by the use of
Radium, X Ray, Electric Cur
rents, Lights, Bakeovens, Vibra
tors, Magnetic Waves, Ozone,
Packs, Diet, Adjustments, Man
ipulations, MosBage and Baths.
Consultation free. Write
DR. W. E. MALLORY,
600-5 Broadway Bldg.
Portland, - - Oregon
C. J. STEEPLE,
Stock & Bond Broker.
102 first Ave. South, Seattle, Wash.
All active stocks, listed and unlisted, handled
" commisBion. Buying and selling orders
promptly executed.
! WILL BUY Alaska Petroleum & Coal stock.
Write, giving number of Bhares and lowest cash
price.
I WILL SELL Western Smelting & Power. 50c:
Mount Rainier Mining Co., 16c.
The Western Smelter ulant is now completed.
operations will start the coming summer. Mount
Rainier Mining Co. has been installing machinery
and getting ready for active operations this sum
mer. You cannot, in my judgment, make a mis
take in buying these stocks to the limit of your
capacity. I believe them to be good for dividends
this year. Correspondence solicited. Write me
about any stocks you may hold. If they have a
market value J can sell them.
Machinery
Second-Hand Machin
ery bought, sold and
exchanged: e n ft i lies.
boilers, sawmills, etc. J. E. Martin Co., 83 1st
St, Portland. Send for Stock List and prices.
TO CLEAN SILVER
GOVERNMENT EXPERTS TELL OF
BEST METHODS.
Direction for Preparing a Cleansing
Material That Has Much Virtue
Must Be Applied With Care
and Thoroughness?
For the benefit of those who have
the care of silver, the office of home
economics at Washington has made
a thorough study of the electrolytic
method of cleaning and has published
the results of their work In Dulted
States Department of Agriculture Bul
letin No. 449.
After discussing several types of
commercial cleaners and giving the re
sults of various analyses, they suggest
the following method as being cheap
and satisfactory:
"An enamel or agateware dish
should be partly filled with a cleaning
solution of one teaspoonful of either
washing or baking soda and one tea
spoonful of common table salt to each
quart of water and placed directly
on the stove to boll. A sheet of aluml
num or clean zinc should then be
dropped Into the dish and tarnished
silver placed In contact with the metal.
It is best that the sliver be entirely
that the solution remain at the boiling
temperature. As soon as the tarnish
has been removed the sliver should be
removed, rinsed In clean wnter, and
wiped with a soft cloth. Zinc may be
used In place of aluminum, but it be
comes corroded and lnnctive in a much
shorter time.
The electrolytic method cleans plated
or sterling silverware without loss of
metal, giving, however, a satin finish
rather than a burnished appearance,
and has the additional advantages ol
being both clean and labor-saving.
Clara Glidden, Colorado Agricultural
College, Fort Collins, Colo.
YES! MAGICALLY!
CORNS LIFT OUT
WITH FINGERS
Tou corn-pestered men and women
need suffer no longer. Wear the shoes
that nearly killed you before, says this
Cincinnati authority, because a few
drops of freezone applied directly on a
tender, aching corn or callous, stops
soreness at once and soon the corn or
hardened callous loosens so It can be
lifted out, root and all, without pain.
A small bottle of freezone costs very
little at any drug store, but will posi
tively take off every hard or soft corn
or callous. This should be tried, as
it is inexpensive and is said not to
irritate the surrounding skin.
If your druggist hasn't any freezone
tell him to get a small bottle for you
from his wholesale drug house. It is
fine stuff and acts like a charm every
time.
Unaltered.
Sandy Macpherson came home at
ter many years and met his old
sweetheart. Honey-laden memories
thrilled through the twilight and
flushed their glowing cheeks.
"Ah, Mary," exclaimed Sandy, "ye
are Jist as beautiful as ye ever were,
and I ha'e never forgotten ye, my
bonnie lass."
"And ye, Sandy," she c led, while
covered with th plonnlnc nnintinn nnrRher blue eyes moistened, "are jist as
o , , ...
Dig a itjear a ever, uu i ueucvv ju
jist the same." Liverpool Post.
LEARN A TRADE. Gas Tractor and Auto
mobile men are in demand. We are giving a com
plete course in both for the price of one tuition,
for a short time only. Largeclass now graduat
ing and have room for few more men. Catalog
and details free. Hemphill s Trade Schools, 20th & Hawthorne
Portland, Oregon.
FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney
Organizer and Developer: patents secured or PEE
REFUNDED; free book on patents. Suites 701.
701-A. 701-B and 701-C. Central building, Seattle,
New Houston Hotel
SIXTH AND EVERETT STS.
Poor Blocks from Union Station. Under new
management. All rooms newly decorated.
SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH
Rate 50c 75c, $1, $1.50 Per Day.
WE WRECK AUTOMOBILES
For their good parts. Parts at half price. We
can duplicate most any part. We have wrecked
over 100 different makes of cars of recentilate. If
n need of anv write to Auto WrecktnK U., fctf
North Broadway, Portland, Oregon.
Oregon Vulcanizing Company
moved to 333 to 337 BurnB.de St., Port
land. Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant
In the Northwest. Country service a
specialty. Use Parcel Post
0
"RUPTURE
IT'S CAUSE AND CURE"
U the title of a booklet. We will mail you one
free. Address Dept. C,
A. LUNDBERG CO.,
1107 Third Ave., Seattle.
HIDES. PELTS, CASCARA BARK,
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
m want all you hare. Write lor prices anil shipping lags
THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portlantl, Ore.; Seattle, wn.
SHIP
Veal, Pork, Beef,
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
and Farm Produce
to the Old Reliable Everding house with a
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
beassured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CRONKH1TE
45-47 Front Street Portland, Oregon
The Reason.
"It I stand on my head, the blood
all rushes to my head, doesn't It?'
Nn nntt vpnturpd to contradict him.
"Now," he continued triumphantly,
"when I stand on my feet, why doesn't
the blood all rush into my leet (
"Because." reolied Hostetter Mc-
Oinnes, "your feet are not empty."
Ram's Horn.
A-Cynical Parent.
Daughter Oh, but men are so
dreadfully lacking in self-control.
Mother Don't get excited about it,
dear. If they weren't most girls would
die old maids. Boston Transcript.
An Improvement.
Editor Your story lacks originality
Von nmnlov the old hackneyed expres
slons. Take this line, for example:
"With the low cry she sank to the
floor "
Author Well, then, we'll have her
Rink to the ceiling. Boston Tran
script
Blamed Aaaln.
Guest Good gracious, waiter! Nine
and nine make 18. not IS!
Waiter Ah. but monsieur must re
member that everything has been aug
mented by the war. Southern Wom
an's Magazine.
Silver Cake.
Beat whites of four eggs stiff, one
and one-half cupfuls sugar, one-half
cupful butter, one cupful cream or rich
milk, two and one-tlilrd cupfuls flour,
two teaspoonfuls cream tartar, one
teaspoonful soda or two and one-half
teaspoonfuls baking powder, one tea
spoonful scant of salt, flavor wltH
lemon. Cream butter and sugar to
gether. Add egg whites, then milk, nl
ternately, with flour in which baking
powder and salt have been sifted four
times. Last add one cupful coconut
if liked. Frost with cream frosting
made os follows: One and one-half
cupfuls powdered sugar, two tea
spoonfuls butter and sufflcle.it cream
to make of right consistency to
spread. No flavoring, as butter and
cream flavor It. Beat hard five niln
utes and spread on cake.
Is a Poor Skin
Your Handicap?
That Bkin-trouble may be more than
a source of suffering and embarrass
ment It may be holding you back In
the business world, keeping you out
of a better job for which a good ap
pearance is required, wny "laite a
chance" when Resinol Ointment heals
skin-eruptions so easily, is so simple
and economical to use? It has such a
record of success that you need not
hesitate to try It. Resinol Ointment
is sold by all druggists.
ELECTRIC MOTORS
Bought. Sold, Rented and Repaired
WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS
Bumside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ore.
Removing An Excuse.
"Aren't vou going to be uncomfort
able when prohibition hits the town?"
"No," replied Col. Stllwen, ri con
fess that I have a liking for good
liquor and I want to see it given a
fair chance."
How will prohibition give it a
chance?"
It will bring these chaps who let
you believe th,ey would be wonder
fully industrious and clever if they
didn't drink to a showdown." Wash
ington Star.
Garfield Tea, by purifying the blood, erad
icates rheumatism, dyspepsia and many
chronic ailments.
A Poser.
On the menu card of a big hotel In
New York the following notice Is
printed: "Articles brought into the
hotel and used at the table will be
charged for as though furnished by
the house.
On reading this one guest inquired
"Dees this apply to false teeth?"
Boston Journal.
Was Against Over-Restraint.
He It's hard to keep from kissing
vou.
She You must be careful not to
over-exert yourself. Boston Tran
script How He Learned.
"I can't afford a motor car."
"But I thousht you had one?"
"I have. That's how I discovered
that I can't afford one." Boston
Transcript.
Misapplied Culture.
The trouble with some men is that
they spend too much time developing
a paunch instead ot a puncn.n,vans-
ville Courier.
Delmonlco Cream Roll Potatoes.
Here are two Delmonlco potato
recipes: Pare potatoes and cut them
into bits the size of a pea. Keep them
in cold water until all are ready. Foi
each Bcant pint of potatoes make u
pint, of white sauce, seasoning with
onion Juice or celery salt. Stir the po
tatoes into the hot sauce, turn into n
well-buttered agate sauce pan and cook
In the oven until the potatoes are ten
der and the sauce is absorbed, with
the exception of just enougli to hold
the bits of potatoes together. Fold one
part over the other as an omelet and
turn onto a hot dish. The potatoes
should not brown above or below. If
necessary, set them on the grate and
cover the pan. ,
Old-Style Mincemeat.
One and a half pounds stoned nil
sins, three-quarters pound currant?
one-half pound sultanas, half pound
mixed peel, one pound apples, two
pounds of brown sugar, two pounds
suet, i one heaping teaspoonful of
mixed ground spices, one-half tea
spoonful of mixed ground ginger and
nutmeg, one gill brandy. Mix th(
chopped or grated suet und the well
cleaned and dried fruit together wltl
the sugar, spices and the candled peel
shredded and chopped fine. Mix for
several minutes, then add the brandy
and pack tightly into clean, dry jars
Seol thoroughly, so as to keep out the
air, and store in a dry place for at
least a week before using.
Business Weight.
Our forefathers pledged their sa
cred honor when they started thiB
country."
"How much did they raise on tne
pledge in cash?" Baltimore Ameri
can.
HISTORY OF ALFALFA PLANT
Records Show It Was Carried Into
California From Chile In 185-1
Spreading Eastward.
Alfalfa is a very old plant. It was
taken from Persia to Greece by Xerxes
and his army, 500 B. C. Three hun
dred and fifty years later the Romans
carried It from Greece to Rome. Pliny,
the Roman naturalist, who lived the
first century after Christ, tells of its
value.
It was probably taken from Rome
to Carthage and the surrounding ter
ritory, and from there to Spain about
700 A. D. From Spain it was carried
to France, to Belgium and England.
It was esteemed In England when Co
lumbus discovered America. Cortez
brought it to Mexico, others took it to
Peru and Chile, and to New England.
In 1854, we have a record of it be
ing carried to California from Chile,
hut at that time it had been grown
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Hairl Get a 25 cent bottle
of Danderlne right now Also
stops Itching scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence ot a neglected
scalp: of dandruff that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of its lustre, its strength and Its very
life: eventually producing a leverlsli
ness and t-'-ing of the scalp, which
if not remedied causes the hair rootB
to shrink, loosen and die then the
hair falls out fast. A little Danderlne
tonight now any time will surely
save your hair.
Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's
Danderlne from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and
lots of it If you -will Just try a little
danderlne. Save your hair! Try It
Scientific Comparison.
"Do you regard the Darwinian the
ory as proved?"
"No," replied the stubborn citizen,
"In my opinion it's one of those things
that kept being investigated so long
that everybody decided there wasn't
any answer and lost Interest." wasn
lngton Star.
With Plenty to Eat.
The announcement that an explorer
who is going to try to get close to the
north pole is planning to take with
him food to lant six years will prona
bly result In a great rush of applicants
to join the party. Baltimore star.
Strategy.
Ryan (with newspaper) It took six
policemen to get wan fightln' Olrlsh
man out of the saloon.
Shea Huh! Shure wan of thlm
moight hove done It dead aisy.
Ryan (warmly) Indade! An' how?
Shea Pwhy, be standln' outside th
dure an' callin' the Olrishman a loiar.
Hot Biscuit
Three cupfuls of flour, two table
spoonfuls of baking powder, three
quarters of a teaspoonful of salt, three
tahlespoonfuls of butter, three-quarters
to one cupful of milk. Mix and sift the
flour, baking powder and salt together
twice; then cut In the butter with u
fork until it is in fine bits. Add the
milk gradually, Just enough to make n
soft dough. sDo not handle any more
than is necessary. Turn out on n
floured board and roll to about three
quarters of an inch thickness. Cut,
then place on a baking sheet nnd bake
in a hot oven from 12 to 15 minutes.
Industry.
"Industry," said Uncle Eben, "Is
whut keeps some of us doin' the same
thing over an' over 'cause we's too
lazy to learn anything new." Wash
ington Star.
REAM CUT GARAGES
9x14 Ford Special K
10x16 Ready Cut W.OO
10x18 Ready Cut JO-JO
10x20 Ready Cut 3-
Lumber, shingles and hardware complete, de
livered to any part at the city.
SAM CONNELL LUMBER CO
B'dway 149. Fifth and Flanders. Portland, Or.
Do Your Own Plumbing
Wight Be Worth Trying.
Maybe it would be a good idea to
blindfold the groundhog. Nashville
Tennessean.
Queer.
"It's a queer world!"
"What's the matter now?"
"I was just thinking that as a rule
the people who can sing have to be
coaxed to sing and those who can't
insist on demonstrating the fact"
Detroit Free Press.
With Strong Arms.
"Kitty has been trying to learn to
skate for a whole month now."
"Her Instructor must be very stu
pid." .
"No; very good looking." Boston
Transcript
By buying direct from as at wholesale prices
and save the plumber's profits. Write ns to
day yoar needs. We will give you our rock
bottom "direet-to-yoo" prices, f. o. b. rail or
boat We actually aave you from 10 to 36 per
cant Ail goods guaranteed.
Northwest headquarters for Leader Water
Systems and Fuller & Johnson Engines.
STARK-DAVIS CO.
112 TsM Street Portland. Oregon
P. N, U.
NO. 8, 1817
WHEN IN
SEATTLE
TRY
THE
SEATTLE'S LARGEST HOTEL
Only tliree blocks from Depots and Docks. Op
Doeite City Hall Park and Court House.
THE FINEST DOLLAR ROOM IN AMERICA
With detached bath. 1 person, 11.00 Jl.W
Ismail. J1.50 12.00
With private bath. 1 person. U.00 B.W KM
2 persons, 13.00 $3.50 W.OO
"When In Seattle Try the Frye
Fried Parsley.
We always use a little fried pnrslej
to ornament our meat dishes with.
This Is how it Is done: Walt until a
bluish smoke is rising from the fat.
then remove It to the side of the fire
When it has cooled slightly throw In
the parsley, and leave It until the fat
has almost stopped spluttering. Then
lift It out at once and drain it well.
when It should be a lovely green color,
Be careful not to overfry it, or It will
turn an ugly brownish color. Boston
Globe.
Chicken Pie.
Boll chicken until tender. With the
water In which it was boiled make a
gravy, allowing one-half cupful of flour
and two tablcspoonfuls butter to every
quart of water. Season with salt and
pepper, put in baking dish, add chicken
from which bones have been removed
Cover with one-half pint cream nnd
pieces of butter, cover with a rich pie
crust. Bake In not oven.
Hie Second Childhood.
"The idea of her marrying a man in
the evening of life like old Grumley.
"The evening of life? He's further
along than that; I should say early In
the next morning." Boston Tran
script.
Whenever there is a tendency to conatipa
tion, sick-headache, or biliousness, take a cup
of Oarlield lea. All druggists.
A Misapprehension.
"I understand," remarked Mrs. Mc-
Gudley, "that they're on the lookout
tor some speakeasy liquor around
here."
"Yes. It Is very objectionable.
"Is that so. I kind o' thought maybe
as how speakeasy liquor might be bet.
ter than the sort that keeps men up o
nights tryln' to sing at the top o their
voices. Washington Star.
Something Accomplished.
"My wife went to a beauty doctor
to have her complexion cleared.
"Well, was it?"
"No, but my pocketbook was.
DISTRESSING RHEUMATISM
How many people, crippled and lame from rheumatism!
owe their condition to neglected or incorrect treatment!
It is the exact combination of pure Norwegian Cod liver
Oil with glycerine and hypophosphit.es as contained in
KOTO ENVISION
that has made Scott's famous for relieving rheuma
tism when other treatments have utterly failed.
If you are a rheumatjsrn sufferer, or feel its first
symptoms, start on Scott's Emulsion at once.
IT MAY BE EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED.
Scott A Bown. BloomBeld. N. J.
Get This Good Book
FREE
"Health and How to Have It" tells import
ant facts every person ought to know. It
is clean, concise, and scientific. It tells
you why you drag along uncomfortable
from day to day. It offers you advice on
how to overcome this condition.
If it doesn't appeal to you, you are not under obliga
tions to follow it. If Its conclusions are common sense,
you will want to benefit by it.
It's yours for the asking. If your druggist can't give you a copy, write
to us direct,
The Peruna Company, Columbus, Ohio
TAKE SALTS 10
East less meat if you feel Back
achy or have Bladder
trouble.
Size of Alfalfa Plant.
in some of the valleys of southern Cal
ifornia for a hundred years. Just
when or how It spread over the West
is not clearly established, but it gained
foothold in Utah, Montana, Idaho,
Colorado and the semlarid states, and
from there is spreading eastward.
Some farms in the Cnrolinus, New
York and Pennsylvania have grown It
ever since these sections wero settled,
and its value Is known there, so that
It is strange Its cultivation has not
become more general, but there Is very
little grown In the eastern states.
GOOD ROADS ASSIST FARMER
Striking Example Shown In Spottsyl-
vanla County, Virginia Big In
crease Made In Shipments.
The value of good roads to the
farmer is strikingly shown in the ex
perience of Spottsylvanla county, Vir
ginia, from an Investment of $100,000
to Improve 40 miles of road. Two
years after completing this road the
railroad shipped from Fredericksburg,
the county eut, during a period of 12
months, 71,000 tons of products of the
soli, hauled over the Improved highway
to that town. Before the Improvement
had been made the total was only 29,-
000 tons annually.
Results equally startling' were shown
In the quantity of dairy products. In
1900 these amounted to 114,815 pounds j
in 1911 they had risen to 253,028
pounds an Increase of practically 140
per cent in two years.
Allcocii
PLASTERS
Meat forms uric acid which excites
and overworks the kidneys in their ef
forts to filter It from the system.
Regular eaters of meat mu3t flusn
the kidneys occasionally. You must re
lieve them like you . relieve your
waste and nolson. else you feel a dull
misery in the back or sick neaoacne,
dlzzlnesB, your stomach sours, tongue
is coated and when tne weatner is
bad you have rheumatic twinges.
The urine is cloudy, full of sediment;
the channols often get Irritated, oblig
ing you to get up two or three times
during the night.
To neutralize these Irritating acids
and flush off the body's urinous waste
get about four ounces of Jad Salts
from any pharmacy; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your kid
neys will then act fine and bladder
disorders disappear. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with llthla,
And has been used for generations to
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys
and stop bladder irritation. Jad SaltB
Is Inexpensive; harmless and makes a
delightful effervescent llthia-water
drink which millions of men and
women take now and then, thus avoid
ing serious kidney and bladder
diseases.
I
mm a
I -"T X ll Insist on
The World's Greatest
External Remedy.
ICoughs and Colds I
(on cneBC ana anoiner
between shoulder blades)
weak Chests, I
-Any Local
Pain.
BLACK
LEG
AVOID LIFTING HEAVY LOADS
Practical Plan Outlined for Putting
Weighty Implements on Wagon
by One or Two Men.
When putting a heavy hay rack,
wnter or grain tank, wngonbox or ma
nure spreader, etc., on a wugou, It can
easily be put on without uny heavy
lifting if the two wheels ure taken off
on one side where the tank, or what
ever it might be, is to be lifted on.
After the wheels are off the tank
can be lifted on and the axles can be
raised up with a long pole (one at a
time) and the wheels put on. Where
there are only one or two men It can
euslly be taken off In the same way.
Customary Crisis.
Another crisis seems to run
Through every passing minute.
The day we notice most is one
Without a crisis in it
An Honest House.
GueBt in country hotel I say, land
lord, I leffmy boots outside my room
door last night, and this morning they
hadn't been touched.
Host Sure! What d' ye expect?
Ye cud a let' them there for a year if
ye'd liked, an nobody'd touch tnem.
We're honest here! Judge.
Resentful Sacrifice.
"Do you approve of .prohibition?'
"Yen." said Uncle Bill Bottietop.
"I'm wlllin' to abolish llcker rather
than Bee It wasted In a lot ot folks
around here that can't appreciate It."
j-Washington Star.
LOSSES SORELY PREVENTED
by CUTTER'S BLACKIEG FILLS
i Low-priced,
I fresh, reliable i
I p referred by
J western stock
men, Dec. use
umlaut where
vaccines fall.
Writ tor Imnlt let ami t.'ctliTinnlnta.
lLUuaMkvl.MklMPI.lt. 11J
R0-Msia Rki. llMkllf Plllt. 14.00
Use any Injector, Hit l utters simpwn nNwi
The superiority ol Cutler product II due to over 15
years ol spedilUIng In varriNKj . Asm M
ONLY. IN-Waa wn a a
V 1
Her Steps Too Audible.
"Thump-rattle-bang!" went the pia
no. "What are you trying to play,
Jane?" called out her father from the
next room.
"It's an exercise from my new in
struction book, 'First Steps in Music,' "
she answered.
"Well, I knew you were playing
with your feet," he said grimly, "but
don't step so heavily on the keys it
disturbs my thought." Chicago Herald.
Shoes are made nowadays from all
kinds of skins. Even banana skins
make slipperB. New Idea.
Embarrassing Classification.
He You know, men want to look
on women as angels.
She But not aB recording angels.
San Francisco Chronicle.
Out.
First Stude How many were out at
the game.
Second Stude All that bet on the
visitors. Froth.
tired.
Sound Asleep.
Myrtyl Aren't your knees
dear?
Mauryce No, I can't feel your
weight at all now. Princeton Tlgerl
MILK AT BEST TEMPERATURE
Is Mealtime a
Worry to You
Simplifies Curtain Hanging.
When banging lace or muslin cur
tains, fit an old glove finger or a thim
ble over the end of the curtain rod,
and you will Bod that the rod will
slip much more quickly through the
thin material.
IS THE APPETITE POOR
IS THE DIGESTION WEAK
18 THE LIVER LAZY, AND
THE BOWELS CONSTIPATED
Under such conditions you
cannot obtain the maximum
value from your food.
Give proper help a! once TRY
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
Fifty Degrees Is Desirable for Several
Reasons Bacteria Won't Multiply
So Readily.
It Is desirable, where possible, to
cool the milk Immediately nfter milk
ing. A temperature of CO degrees is
desirable for several reasons. The
bacteria present In the uillk will not
multiply so readily as In high temper
ature, and an incrense In bacterial
number will sour the milk rapidly.
We can readily see that quick cooling
and the maintaining of a low tempera
ture will prevent or at leust delay
souring for a considerable time.
Natural Result.
"I understand Blank doesn't stam
mer so much since he got married."
"Of course not; he gets fewer
chances to talk than he used to."
Boston Transcript.
Contrary.
"People should marry their oppo
sltes." "Most people are convinced that
they did." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Enough.
Henshaw I hear he was operated
on. What did he have?
Oee Whiz. Money. Exchange.
PAINTING WILL SAVE MONEY
Farm Implements and Buildings Rust
ing and Rotting for Want of
Little Attention.
Let's protect our implements and
buildings. Millions of dollars' worth
of farm Implements are each year
rusting and rotting In our fence cor
ners; Uionsands of buildings are rot
ting down when a coat of point would
save them.
Paint and sheds should save this
tremendous loss.
MAKING TOOLS RUST-PROOF
Solution of Benzine and Paraffin Oil
Will Prove Quite Efficacious on
Steel Articles.
Make a solution of 200 parts of ben
zlne and one part of paraffin oil. Dip
the article in the solution and allow to
dry In heated air or In n dry room so
that the benzine may evaporate. Any
teel articles may be made rust-proof
In this maouer.
To Ureal: in New Slues.
Air. ii , Khakc in AUea'K Fool-iCaso, a powdor,
t OUrWhot, swt'alliiK, acliinx, swollen (cut,
'uri'K conix, Iturrowlnfl imllw and bunions, Ai
ill drugKlstH and slioo iterei, VS& ln.nl accept
invHiilmlitnte. Hamnlc mill 11 FHKU. Address
Alien S. Olmsted, be Koy. N. Y.
The Reason.
"Why are Indians more stoical in
the face of death than wblte men r
"That's easy. Indians are accus
tomed to dyeing." Baltimore American.
"This sidewalk," said the agent,
'shows the kind of work wo can do."
"I see a concrete example."-
THANK
YOUR
GROCER
Pimnlcs. boils, carbuncles. drv!un and
disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets orliquid.
Discouraged.
Said a man who was sick, Mr. Proctor,
"If I don't very shortly get better,
The calls of this fancy-priced Dr.
Will make me forover his Dr."
Boston Transcript.
10 CENT "CA8CARET8"
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
Breath Candy Cathartic
No odds how bad your liver, stom
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, bow; miserable you are from
constipation, indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels you always get
relief with Cascarets. They imme
diately cleanse and regulate the stom
ach, remove Ihe sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con
stipated waste matter and poison
from the intestines and bowels. A
10-cent box from your druggist will
keep your liver and bowels clean;
stomach sweet and head clear for
months. They work while you sleep.
Adrt.
if he asks you
to try a can of
Vf BAKING
M POWDER
He wants todo
you a favor
he knows what
brands to rec
ommend from
experience.