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"Have tbey running water In the
house you've rented?"
"I should say so. There Isn't a
place In it that Isn't leaking." Haiti
more American.
Deceiving.
With pardonable pride a lady dl
played a very ancient piece of house
linen to her servant, saying:
"Look, Bridget, nt this tablecloth. It
has been in our family for over 200
years.
Bridget eyed It carefully, and then
remarked In n most confidential tone:
"Sure, never mind, Mrs. Arthur,
dear. Who would know but what it
was bought bran new out of tho shop?"
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"Jim, I'm dead broke"
"Then no wonder you look all gouo
to pieces." Baltimore American.
Would Have Use for Them.
"Want to get off again, do you?"
roared the boss. "This will be the third
time you'vo been oft tills week. What's
the trouble now?"
"I want to get my eyes examined,"
sullenly replied the clerk.
"Weil, get 'em carefully examined
while you've about it. You'll be look
ing for work after Saturday night."
Boston Transcript.
The Way of It.
"How on earth can they weigh souls
as they say they do?"
"I guess they use a spirit levol."
Baltimore American.
The Case Stated.
"Spofflns sayB he owes everything
to his wife."
"Yes, overybody knows bo's borrow
ed tho best part of her money." Bal
timore American.
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JJ1CH bendzle pochevnlowy
Jesus Chrystus" ( Blessed
be the Lord Jesus Christ).
"Na wlekl wlekow" (for
ages and ages). Thus one Polish peus
ant greets another, ns his nncestors
have done for centuries, writes Nevln
O. Winter In the Christian Herald. This
Quaint salutation Is heard everywhere
to the Polish section of Austria, Ger
many and Itussln, the peasant always
removing his hut In a truly gracious
way as he thus greets a noble or a
stranger. It is one of the surface In
dications of tho deep religious Instinct
that seems to be Inborn with the Slavic
races, and Hint Is found among both
Russians and Poles. Devotion to the
church of their choice readies a de
gree for which It Is difficult to find
analogies in the now world.
Tho ovents now taking plnco In Eu
rope may result lu a realignment of
Poland, if not In a re-estubllshment of
her natlonul sovereignty. Independ
ence In a limited degree has been prom
ised by both Russia and Gerinuny.
Whatever may be the outcome of tho
titanic struggle now taking place, the
allegiance of at least a purt of the
Poles Is very likely to lie transferred
to another overlord If the dream of
another Poland, so long cherished In
tho Polish breast, fall of realization.
Our sympathies must go out to these
downtrodden poopte, who are so proud
of their own Ideals. It Is only In the
Austrian province of Gnllcla, where
bii much lighting has taken plnce, that
tho Poles have been allowed to breathe
freely, speak their own languuge with
out four, and openly educate their chil
dren In their beloved tongue. Polish
peasants do not shlnn Intellectually,
since thor'o has been little opportunity
to develop the Intellect. But, for that
matter, what peusant does? The most
of thorn are not even able to rend or
write.
Superior to Russian Brother.
As a consequence, tho Polish peas
ant Impresses one aa being rather slow
In both thought and action. But he
Is not so slow as the Russian peasant,
and he has raoro Independence of)
thought nnd action than his Slavic
brother. This quality sometimes ap
proaches unrullness, n characteristic
that, at tlmos, has led Poles Into con
flict with authorities In the United
States, as well as with their own cler
ical authorities. It bus also resulted
In the formation of a number of Inde
pendent Polish Catholic churches on
this sldo of the Atlantic.
Tho Polish peasant Is essentially n
tiller of tho soli. This tins been his
occupation during all the preceding
generations, and It still continues to
be tho height of his ambition. Ills talk
Is of agriculture, and most of his Joys
are connocted with the different sen-
sons. Most of his foud Is raised In
his own garden or Uelds. Potatoes are
a grent staple, and cub'iinges are al
most ns Important. Beans, corn and
beets add to the larder. Cabbages
are much used In making the thick
soups so well liked, ami a soup is also
niudo of red beels. In summer his
costume is Simple, consisting only of
thin shirt and trouserB; but In win
ter a padded sheepskin cout, with the
wool turned Inside, Is added. To the
bure feet lire added coarse boots, and
to tho hare bead a hat.
"Do the women do the work of sec
tion bunds here?" I asked of a fellow
traveler as our train was approaching
Lemberg, which bus been (be olijec
tlvo of contending forces so frequently
Women Inured to Hard Labor.
"Yes," he answered, "and they do it
exceedingly well." It was only another
evidence that tho lot of the Polish
woman Is especially hard. This is no
tlcenble throughout nil Hie Polish prov.
luces of tho three dominant countries
They do more than their full share of
the family work. The Polish woman
of tlie lower clusses has not yet
emerged from the physical mid mental
slavery of former ages. Sometimes one
will see more women In (be Held (bun
Bird Life In Alaska.
Persons with a fancy for ornithol
ogy may be interested In the fact that
AhiBka has few birds In winter aside
from grouse and the innumerable
flocks of ptnrmlgan to be found
throughout the territory. These lat
ter are numerous nt nil seasons, but
are to be found only at high altitudes
In summer. Geese are to be seen by
the million from lute June to October,
but seldom inter. Ducks are fully as
plentiful, but with the coming of full
they also migrate South. For some
reason an occasional duck winters In
Alaska, but a goose never. Most of
tho birds which nest north of the circle
spend the rest of the year In South
America, some, like tlie Alaska night
hawk, going so fur ns tlie Argentine,
while the tern Is not satlstlcd until he
roaches the Antarctic regions. This
means that most Alaskan birds travel
annually, coming nnd going, from 1 1 -000
to 20,000 miles, uot counting the
distance covered In side trips for food
and other purposes while on the way.
From the middle of May until the first
tat July tho birds return to Alaska In
countless myriads, those which travel
and a kaleidoscopic effect of color
Is then visible. Blue, green, yellow,
gold, and sliver are mingled in various
combinations. They pin up the over-
skirt, which lenves a bright petticoat
exposed to view.
At Cracow I have seen these women
carry mortar for the musons and plas
terers, where new buildings were be
ing erected. They were spading up
the flower-beds in the parks, und were
doing the work as well as the
masculine overseer could have done
It himself. They can hung pa
per or paint u house. Along tho
romis women would be seen carrying
heuvy bundles, or pushing loaded
wheelbarrows. Everywhere tney are
doing work that Involves considerable
physical strength. Hence It Is that
Many of these Polish Women look hug
gard and old even before they have
missed the third decade of life. This
Is more true than ever nt the present
time, for the men are in tne armies,
frennentlv flirhtinir each other, becauso
they cunnot help tliemselves. It is no
wonder that a girl naturully attractive
Hntiii prows old nnd hnggnrd. Hard
work with little pleasure, und the care
of it family, which Is generally large,
must inevitably leave their maris ue-
fore many years.
Picturesque Marriage Ceremonies.
Tho mo Mi a up (lav Is the one bright
spot in tlie girl's life, since It Is made
the occasion for festivities, nnd the
ceremony Itself is very picturesque.
There Is music by the peasant rausl
m.na who nlnv their liveliest tunes.
The whole village turns out on such
occasions. Joy and Jollity reign su
premo for the duy.
The old Polish costumes nave dis
appeared in Russia, but distinctive
costumes are still worn. Red or yel
low, with alternating green stripes, Is
most common. The men wear baggy
trousers made of the same material as
the skirts of the women. In one dis
trict west of Warsaw, every ncasant
seemed to wenr tills costume. Some
were wnrklne In tho fields, others
walking or driving along tho highway.
Tim dill, heo looked like little grand
fathers or grandmothers, being dressed
In exactly the same styles as tneir
olilors. The neasunts dwell in the
quaint villages which aro scattered
everywhere throughout Poland, me
vllhiires of Gullcla are especially In
teresting on Sunduys and holidays,
when the nntlonai costumes are
donned. The cottages arc generally
tnude of stone or boards plastered over,
and are then covered with n coat or
whitewash. The straw roof Is fro-
nianrlv crowned with ercen-erowlnc
moss which adds to Its picturesque ap
pearance, if uot to its neuitniuiuess.
Water Is druwu from the wells by a
long pole balanced near the center.
These wells have a decided old-world
appearance. The interior of the cot
tages Is usually divided into two rooms.
In one room the entire family live, eat
ami sleep : In the other, In more or less
harmonious contentment, dwell the
cows, pigs, chickens and geese. No
household would be complete without
a number of geese. Around the cot
tages a number of children are sure
to bo seen playing. A dozen or 20
or HO of such cottages, each separated
only by a .small yard, make up a vil
lage. If tln rc is a marriageable dangle
tee to the house, the Hotel of the door
and the window surroundings are ornav
mented with little Irregular bunds,
which Is a notice to uiurrlugeubl
young men.
We're not here long, so let's make
our stay agreeable. Let us live well.
eat well, digest well, worn wen, sieep
well, and look well. What a glorious
condition to attain, and yet, how very
easy It is If one will only adopt the
morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
dull and heavy when they arise, split
ting headache, stuffy from a cold, foul
tongue, nasty breath, acid stomach,
can, Instead, feel as fresh as a dalBy
by opening the sluices of the system
each morning and flushing out the
whole of the Internal poisonous stag
nant matter.
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
well, should, each morning, before
breakfast, drink a glass of real hot
water with a teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate In It to wash from the
stomach, liver and bowels the previous
day's Indigestible waste, sour bile
and poisonous toxins; thus cleansing,
Bweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach. The action of
hot water and limestone phosphate on
an empty stomach is wonderfully In
vigorating. It cleans out all the sour
fermentations, gases, waste and
acidity and gives one a splendid
appetite for breakfast. While you are
enjoying your breakfast the water
and phosphate is quietly extracting a
large volume of water from the blood
and getting ready for a thorough
flushing of all the inside organs.
The millions of people wno are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells, stomach trouble; others who
have sallow skins, blood disorders and
sickly complexions are urged to get a
quarter pound of limestone phosphate
from the drug store. This will cost
very little, but Is sufficient to make
anyone a pronounced crank on the
subject of inslde-bathlng before break
fast.
Misunderstood.
She Does Dr. Cutter treat many
people?
HeNo; he's notoriously stingy
Boston Transcript.
The Worst Ism.
The worst of all Isms," said the lec
turer, "Is pugilism."
Pardon me, my friend," reioinea a
man who had Just entered the hall on
crutches, "but I know a worBe one than
that."
What is It, sir?" queried the lec
turer.
'Rheumatism," answered the other.
New York Globe.
Explained.
My daughter, don't use powder on
your face so much. It Is so loud."
But, pa, this is noiseless powder.
Baltimore American.
Oldest of Brazilian Cities.
Dnhiii, mice the capital of Brazil,
Is still In many ways the center of art
and rellglou In that largest ol
South American republics. She Is the
oldest of Brazilian titles and those ol
her present Inhabitants who are de
scended from a long line of native;
of the plnce us many of them are-
look down on ltlo and Sao Paulo us up
starts and parvenus among municipal!
ties.
both day and night arriving llrst, while
tlie observers of union hours who llj
exclusively on either day or night
shifts, come straggling in a few weeks.
later.
His Choice.
"Old man. you are too close In
money mutters. Your friends are be
ginning to classify you as a tight-
wad.
"Vhut does It mutter? I'd rather
lie classified ns a tightwad than
good thing."
Musk Loses Weight.
Charles Iiuzzoul. u French rheini
demonstrates that a grulii of musk
loses weight until It censes to give
its oiior, urter widen Its weight
main the same. This moves
perfume Is cuused by volatile pnrti
given on by the odoriferous body
on
le
thal
let
The Big Eater.
he tdespondiiigiy) --".My dear, we
really must economize. Now, what can
we get along without?" She "I really
dou t know, 1 rank, unless It a your sjr
petite."
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Get In the habit of drinking
glass of hot water before
breakfast.
FINE AT BREAKFAST
FOUR DI8HE8, ALL OF UNQUES
TIONED MERIT.
Promise of Success.
"Our Tommy," said the boy's
mother, "ought to make a success in
life. He shows great determination
to stick to anything he undertakes."
Does he?" queried the proud
father.
Yes." she replied. "Why. he put
In the whole day making soap bubbles
and trying to tie string to them."
Topeka State Journal.
Require Care In Their Preparation and
Baking, but Are Well Worth the
Time and Trouble Devoted
to Them.
There are two tests to put to break
fast breads. One Is put by the cook,
and that has to do with the time and
trouble required In their preparation.
The other has to do with flavor and
texture, and that comes from those
who eat them.
Always let breakfast breads cool
slightly on a cloth or wire rack before
sending to the table. They will then
be more digestible and more easily han
dled than If sent to the table literally
piping hot.
Heat all muffin tins before putting In
the muffin mixture. The muffins rise
more thoroughly and more quickly
when put into hot tins. Remember,
too, that most muffins need a quick
oven. Popovers need a quick oven, but
they also need long and thorough cook
ing, and some popover cooks let them
stay in the oven 40 minutes.
Popovers. Popovers, robbers caves
or wheat puffs, as they are variously
called, are not difficult to make. The
Ingredients needed are two unbeaten
eggs, two cupfuls of milk and two cup
fuls of flour, with a quarter of a tea
spoonful of salt. Beat all thoroughly
together until not a lump remains and
then pour the mixture into very hot
muffin pans, well greased, filling them
about half full. Cook thoroughly, un
til one broken open Is hollow Inside
and shows a firm wall or crust.
Emergency Biscuit. Make a good
baking powder biscuit dough and drop
It, by spoonfuls, Into well-greased muf
fin pans. These biscuits nre crusty lit
tie things, especially delicious If you
hove the continental habit of serving
honey or Jam at breakfast. A good
rule for the dough is this : Mix six even
tenspoonf uls of baking powder and one
of salt with three cupfuls of flour.
Sift all together three times and then
chop in, with a silver knife, six table
spoonfuls of butter, lard or some other
shortening agent. Mix together quick
ly with a knife and add a cupful of
cold water. Mix lightly and then put
In the greased pans from a spoon.
Illce Muffins Rice muffins are made
of one cupful of boiled rice, two eggs
two cupfuls of flour, a tablespoonful of
melted butter, three cupfuls of milk
and salt to taste. Mix the eggs, butter
and milk, sift flour and salt and add It
and the rice to the wet Ingredients.
Bake the muffins quickly.
Rye Gems. Rye Is not in as general
use as corn and wheat and graham
flour. Rye gems and rye bread nre
nourishing and economical and rye
gems made according to the following
rule are a good addition to any break
fast: Beat three eggs, three cupfuls
of milk, a tablespoonful of sugar arid
the same amount of butter, with three
cupfuls of rye flour. ' The secret of
making these muffins lies In beating
them hard and baking them quickly.
Dines at Home.
Brlggs "Whittler says he has to get
away from his family once a week."
Griggs How does he manage 1U
"Dines at home." Life.
The Reason.
"The young officer you introduced to
me appeared to be blue."
Naturally. He Is a submarine."
Baltimore American.
Chlffonade Salad.
Take the white hearts of three heads
of chlcorv. the white hearts of two
heads of romalno and the center of a
head of lettuce ; wash and cut all fine
with the kitchen scissors. Add a cup
ful of finely chopped celery, two finely
chopped red peppers and a cupful of
diced pineapple. Fold In a cupful of
mayonnaise and serve on lettuce leaves
garnished with olive curls. Serve hot
toasted crackers with melted cheese
on top with the salad.
ETEA
It's
Grandmother's Recipe
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair.
to
That beautiful, even shade of dark,
glossy hair can only be had by brew-
inK a mixture of Sage Tea and Bui
phur. Your hair Is your charm. It
makes or mars the face, wnen it
fades, turns gray or streaked, Just an
application or two of Sage ana sul
phur enhances Its appearance a bun
dredfold.
Don't bother to prepare the mix
ture; you can get this famous old re
cipe improved by the addition of other
Ingredients for 50 cents a large bottle,
all ready for use. It Is called Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound, rnis
can alwavs be depended upon to bring
back the natural color and lustre of
your hair. i
Everybody uses Wyeth s Sage ana
Sulphur Compound now because It
darkens so naturally and evenly that
nobody can tell It has been applied.
You simply dampen a sponge or sort
brush with It and draw this through
the hair, taking one small strand at
a time; by morning the gray hair has
disappeared, and after another appli
cation It becomes beautifully dark and
appears glossy and lustrous. Tbls
ready-to use preparation Is a delight
ful toilet requisite for those who de
sire dark hair and a youthful appear
ance. It is not intended for the cure,
mitigation or prevention of disease.
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The Zeppelin as a War Weapon.
As a weapon of offense and terror,
the Zeppelin did not fulfill all the pre
dictions of early war days, when the
"great raid over London that was
to blow Britain's capital from its base
was hourly expected. The national
hopes were founded on the Kaiser's
characterization of the Count as "the
greatest German in the twentieth cen
tury." But if the military officials
and the populace were disappointed
in the Zeppelin as an exponent 01
frlEhtfulness." their inventor was un
doubtedly aware of the limitation of
hiB airships. He had designed the
great machines not for "participation
in actual warfare, but for observa
tions of hostile fleets and armies."
And as a scouting instrument, the
Zeppelin has done valuable service. The
mighty British fleet in the North sea
has not been without its apprehen
sions of the danger from the air, and
in the Jutland battle, the Zeppelins,
hovering over the scene of the fight
ing, were in a position to discover the
approach of the English dreadnought
fleet and give timely warning to tne
endangered German cruisers. From
Count von Zeppelin, In the Ameri
can Review of Reviews for April, 1917.
The Tested
Skin-treatment
If you want to experiment on your
skin, there are plenty of treatments
to experiment with. But if you want
something whose value has been
proven by years and years of success
ful use, if you want a treatment that
doctors prescribe constantly, that you
know contains nothing harsh or injur
ious, you will find it In Resinol Oint
ment, aided by Resinol Soap, sola oy
all druggists.
A Mean Man.
"I never thought Smith was a man
to desert a woman in an emergency.
"Why, what did he do?"
"Their cook gave notice yesterday,
and thiB morning he left his wife cry
ing for help." Baltimore American.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
makes weak women strong, sick women
well, no alcohol. Sold in tablets or liquid.
Suitable Kinds.
"What measure would you select for
a line of light poems?
"Why not try a gas meter?" Bait!
more American.
How She Worked it.
Hub I'm puzzled about the house
money, Mary. If I give you a lot you
spend a lot. but if I don't give you so
much you seem to get along with it
Just as well.
Wife It's very simple, dear. When
you give me a lot I use it to pay the
bills I run up when you don't give me
so much. Boston Transcript.
Cocoa Cream Pie.
One-half cupful cocoa, one and one
half cupfuls sugar, one-quarter cupful
corn starch, two cupfuls milk, three
eggs, one-quarter teaspoonful salt, two
teaspoonfuls vanilla. Mix cocoa, corn
starch, yolks of eggs, salt .and milk.
Cook until thick. Stir constantly, add
flavoring and pour Into a baked pie
crust. Cover with a meringue made by
beating the whites of eggs until stiff
and adding two tablespoonfuls of brown
sugar. Brown In oven.
Soup Meat Vinaigrette.
Instead of throwing away boiled out
soup meat It may be made the founda
tion of an appetizing dish. While the
meat is hot cut it up Into half-Inch
pieces and mix with minced onion a
tablespoonful to each pound of meat.
Marinate with French dressing two
tablespoonfuls to each cupful of meat,
and pack Into a bowl to be served very
cold. There should be cayenne pepper
In the dressing.
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Crown Salad.
Select perfect apples, one for each
person to be served. Pare, core and
cut Into perfect eighths. Cut oft each
end so theyll stand and arrange
crown fashion on Individual plate. Fill
center with some preferred snlnd mix
tures, apples, celery nnd nuts, pears
and English walnuts, or celery, nuts
and green peppers. Serve with mayon
naise, to which a little whipped cream
has been added.
Fitting Applause.
"Miss Starley always gets a hand In
that role.
"It is only fitting she should. It fits
her like a glove." Baltimore Ameri
can.
Queered Himself.
"What spoiled Archie's chance with
Miss Millyuns?
"She told him she disliked compli
meats.
"I see, and he persisted in paying
them.
"No ; he was' stupid enough to take
her at her word and stop." Boston
Transcript.
Hie Stroke of Luck.
I've had a bit of luck. I picked up
$100 day before yesterday, and learn
ing this morning that it belonged to
that old miser Marx, I returned it to
him."
I see; and he gave you a reward.
Oh no: but he didn't charge me
any interest for the two days I had
it." Boston Transcript.
Had Terrible Pains
in Kidneys and Back.
- Dear Mr. Editor I want to write von
about K Anurio." I was very Bick, could
hardly be up ; I was in bed most of the
time. Had terrible pains in my kidnoya
and back, so much so that I had to
scream sometimes when I was sitting
down and wanted to get up, the pain
was so great, i nad tried a weli-knowu
kidney medicine but it didn't help me.
I heard of Dr, Pierce's Anurio Tablets
eo 1 thought 1 would try them. 1 look
only one box of the Tablets, and my
back i3 now free from pain and I can
work and take care of my family. I
feel I cannot say enough for this medi
cine. Sincerely, MRS. VVM. K.ELLEB.
Note: This "Anuric" is adapted
especially for kidney complaints and
diseases arising trom disorders 01 tno
kidneys nnd bladder, such as backache,
weak' back, rheumatism, dropsy, con
gestion of the kidneys, inflammation
of the bladder, scalding urine and
urinary troubles. The physicians and
specialists at Dr. Pierce's great Institu
tion, at Buffalo, N, Y., have thoroughly
tested thiB prescription and have been
v. it'i one accord successful in eradicat
ing these troubles, and in most casea
absolutely curing the diseased kidneys.
Patients having once used "Amine"
at Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, have re-
Seatedly sent back for more. Such a
emand has been created that Dr. Pierce
has decided to put "Ann vie" in the drug
stores of this country, in a ready-to-use
form. If not obtainable send one dime
by mail to Dr. Pierce for trial package
or 50 cento for full treatment.
Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
is a blood cleanser and alterative that
starts the ijver and stomach into vigorous
action.- It thus assists the body to make
rich, red blood, which feeds the heart,
nerves, brain and organs of the body.
You feel clean, strong and strenuous.
The Work of The Expert.
"How are you getting along wth
your new efficiency expert?"
"Remarkably well," the head of a
large business firm answered. "In
fact, we are still quite friendly, altho
he has discharged several members of
my family." Birmingham Age-Herald.
At a Safe Distance.
Blobbs Yes, I called him a double
distilled liar, a triple plated crook and
several different kinds of horsethief.
Slobbs Gee! What did he say?
Blobbs I didn't want to hear; I
Just hung up the receiver. Philadel
phia Record.
The Way of it.
"A waitress, like a poet, is born to
her work."
"How do you make that out?"
"Because she is one maid of order."
Baltimore American.
CARE FOR YOUR SKIN
And
Keep It Clear by Daily Uee
Cutlcura Trial Free.
of
Shrimps a La St. Jacques.
Chop two cans of shrimps and fry
in one tablespoonful of butter with a
small onion chopped fine, add three
quarters of a cupful of milk, salt and
pepper to taste, yolk of one egg. Stir
but do not let boll. Pour Into buttered
dish or clamshells, cover with bread
cruiiibs nnd bake until brown. Serve
with sliced lemon.
French Pancake.
Mix together four eggs which have
been beaten separately, then one cupful
of milk, ah half-cupful of flour, one
tablespoonful Of sugar, a pinch of
salt, the grated rind of a lemon and a
teaspoonful of buter. Fry In small pan
cakes, turn, spread with Jelly (prefer
ably a tart one), fold nnd sprinkle
with powdered sugar. Serve at once.
Ham, With Currant Jelly Sauce.
Put one tablespoonful of butter and
one-half cupful of currant Jelly Into a
chafing dish. As soon as melted add a
few grains of cayenne, one-quarter
cupful of sherry and one cupful of cold
cooked bam cot In small strips, sim
mer five minutes and serve on toast.
A hot bath with Cutlcura Soap fol
lowed by a gentle anointing with Cutl
cura Ointment clears the skin or scalp
In most cases of eczemas, rashes and
itching of children and adults. Make
Cutlcura your every-day toilet prep
arations and prevent such troubles.
Free sample each by mail with
Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura,
Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.
Adv.
Quite So.
"Don't take notice of the cook, dear."
"How can I help it when she's Just
given it?" Baltimore American.
Hurrah! How's This
Cincinnati authority says corns
dry up and lift out
with fingers.
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Ouch f
tit I ! This kind of rough
talk will be heard less here in town if
people troubled with corns will follow
the simple advice of this Cincinnati
authority, who claims that a few drops
of a drug called freezone when applied
to a tender, aching corn or hardened
callous stops soreness at once, and
soon the corn or callous dries up and
lifts right off without pain.
He says freezone dries immediately
and never Inflames or even irritates
the surrounding skin. A small bottle
of freezone will cost very little at any
drug store, but will positively remove
every hard or soft corn or callous
from one's feet. Millions of American
women will welcome, this announce
ment since the Inauguration of the
high heels. If your druggist doesn't
have freezone tell him to order a small
bottle for you.
The Reason.
"If I stand on my head, the blood
all rushes to my head, doesn't it?"
No one ventured to contradict him.
"Now," he continued, triumphantly,
"when I stand on my feet, why doesn't
the blood all rush into my feet?"
"Because," replied Hostetter McGin
nes, "your feet are not empty."
Ram's Horn.
Unusual.
"They're an unusual family."
"In what way?"
"The children don't pretend to
know more than their parents." De
troit Free Press.
A Victim.
Rural Aunt -"Doesn't the waiter
act queer?" Dasher "Decidedly so;
I believe the fellow is tipsy." Rural
Aunt "Dear me; he must be one of
the victims of that tipping habit I've
read so much about?" Puck. -
NOTICE TO
SICK WOMEN
Positive Proof That Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Relievea
Suffering.
Bridgeton.N.J. "I cannot speak too
highly of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound for
inflammation and
other weaknesses. I
was very irregular
and would have ter
rible pains so that I
could hardly take a
step. Sometimes I
would be so misera
ble that I could not
sweep a room. I
doctored part of the
time but felt no
change. I later took Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound and soon
felt a change for the better. I took it
until I was in good healthy condition.
I recommend the Pinkham remedies to
all women as I have used them with such
good results. "-Mrs. Milford T. Cut
MTNGS, 322 Harmony St, Penn's Grove,
N. J.
Such testimony should be accepted by
all women as convincing evidence of
the excellence of Lydia B. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound as a remedy for
the distressing ills of women such as
displacements, inflammation, ulceration,
backache, painful periods, nervousness
and kindred ailments.