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p, 1 Veal, Pork, Beef,
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For their good parts. Parts at half prico. We
can duplicate muHl any ttart. W; have wrecked
over 100 dilteront makeH of cars of recent date. If
In need of any write to Auto Wrecking Co., 9
North Jiroailway, Portland. Oregon.
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THE TWIN RIM
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utes. Saves time, clothes, temper und rellgiun.
Price $6. Sent parcel post prepaid, upon re
ceipt of price.
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Her Idea.
"Mrs. Jinks must he determined to
get on socially by leaps and bounds."
"What makes you think bo?"
"She gives so many hops." Haiti
moro American.
Good health cannot ho maintained where
there is a constipated habit. l.arHeh) Tea
ovorcomcH cunHtipation,
Tottle'a Example.
"What is a conjunction?" the teach
er asked.
"That's what joins together," an
swered a bright eyed little girl.
"Glvo ail example, Tottlo."
"The marriage service."
Unappreciated.
"Why aro you in prison, my good
man?" asked the sympathetic viBitor.
"1 wanted to do a deeil of klndnesa,
mum, but do law didn't see it dat
way." "No?" "I win told dat a cer
tain millionaire's money will a burden
to him, an' I tried to lighten hiB bur
den."
"Why did you strike this man?"
asked the judge sternly.
"He called me a liar, your honor,"
replied the lionised.
"Is thut true?" asked the judge,
turning to tho man with the niussed
up lace.
"Sure it's true," Bald the accuser.
"I culled him u liar because he in one,
and I can prove It."
"What huvo you got to say to that?"
asked the judge of the defendant.
"U'b got nothing to do with tho
case, your honor," was the unexpected
reply. "Even If I am a liar, I guess
I've got a right to be sensitive about
It, ain't 1?" Topeka State Journal.
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nnrvrrm
SAGE TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN til
It's Grandmother's Recipe to
Bring Back Color and
Lustre to Hair.
When you see your fowls picking
the feathers from their mates, It's an
Indication that they want animal food
of some kind.
When fowls begin the practice of
"feather-pulling" they become almost
worthless. See that they are provided
with meat before they get .the habit.
It's not how much you feed, but the
kind and the manner you feed it. If
you have a hopper, you can feed
enough to last the fowls several days.
If you feed In litter, make sure
that the litter Is deep enough that the
fowls will have to work long and hard
to obtain it, then you will get eggs.
It's the loafing fowls that Introduce
evil habits, such as cgg-eatlng, feather-pulling
and such things.' Make them
work for a living and you will escape
such evils.
Hens Which are not nrnnerlv fori
. , j .
nnu do not huve pure air to breathe,
surrer rrora the cold more than those
which are well red and kept In well
ventilated houses.
An uncomfortable hen Is not a good
layer; therefore, make the nnultrv
house comfortable and cheerful, If you
want to get the best results from the
food you feed.
Although geese und ducks are water
fowls and often will swim In the cold
est wnter, they must have the floor
of their house well bedded with dry
material or they will not be healthy.
You can turn gray, faded hair beau-
tlfnlly dark and lustrous almost over
night if you'll get a 60-cent Dottle or
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com
pound" at any drug store. Millions of
bottles of this old famous Sage Tea
Recipe. Improved by the addition of
other Ingredients, are sold annually,
says a well-known druggist here, be
cauBe it darkens tbe hair so naturally
and evenly that no one can tell It bus
been applied.
Those whose hair is turning gray
or becoming faded have a surprise
awaiting them, because after one or
two applications the gray hair van
ishes and your locks become luxuriant
Iy dark and beautiful.
This Is the age of youth. Gray-
haired, unattractive folks aren't want
ed around, so get busy with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night
and you 11 bo delighted with your dark
handsome hair and your youthful ap
pearance within a few days.
This preparation is a toilet requisite
and is not Intended for the cure, mltl
gatlon or prevention of disease.
Never Again.
A recruiting sergeant stationed in
the south of Ireland met Pat and
asked him to Join tho army. The lat
ter refused, whereupon the sergeant
asked his reason for refusing.
Ami I tho king and the kaiser
cousins?" asked Pat.
Yes," said the recruiting sergeant.
Well," Bald Pat, "begorra, I once
interfered in a family squabble, and
I'm not going to do so again."
House Building in Bermuda
Simple and Cheap Process.
When a native of Bermuda decides
that he wants to build a house he goes
to some quarry where the soft, rich,
creamy coral sandstone has been
stripped of Its thm earth covering, and
begins sawing, He, or someone em
ployed by him, with n long, coarse
toothed suw, cuts out blocks of stone
measuring about two feet long, one
foot wide nnd six inches thick. As
soon as he has quarried enough of
these blocks he allows them to stand
In tho open air for a few weeks to
harden, for when first cut they are as
full of holes as a Swiss cheese and
almost as soft, Joseph Laren writes
In St. Nicholas. The hardening
period over, the blocks are placed one
on top of another to form the walls,
nnd one beside another on a support
lug framework, overlapping a little at
their upper and lower edges to make
the roof.
When the building has been erected
the Iterntudinn covers his outside walls
und roof with n thick coat of white
wash, which hides all the cracks and
joints nnd holes in the stone nnd gives
the house a smooth, beautiful finish,
which Is very pleasant to the eye, and
just as pleasant to the sense of touch.
Even the big chimneys, the porches
anil the fences are built of the same
stone.
Tho white roofs hnve another Iro
portnnt office, for the rnln that falls
upon them, as It runs off, Is cnught nnd
led Into cisterns. It Is easy to under
stand how important this is when one
earns that lliere are no streams or
wells In Bermuda, and that the island
ers are thus entirely dependent on
those cisterns for their water supply,
Logical Conclusion.
"He is not out of the woods yet."
"That Is why they think they can
tree him." Baltimore American.
Safe.
A few days ago a well-dressed and
vory charming young lady hailed a
four wheeler, there being no taxi In
sight. Just as she was getting In she
noticed that tho horse seemed In-
dined to ho frisky.
He was jumping about and swish
ing his tail in a way that alarmed
her; she was a timid little thing.
QO she aililressed a few words to
the undent Jehu;
"I hope," she said, smiling bravely,
"you will not run away with me."
I ho cabby sighed mournfully.
"No, mum," he replied, "I havo a
Wife nnd seven kids at 'ome already!"
The Unwltten Law,
Hewitt When I was In Kentucky I
was arrested for violation of the liquor
law.
Jewott How was that?
Howctt I declined to take a drink.
Exchange.
A Jingo.
"Father," said tho small boy, "what
Is a Jingo?"
"A Jingo, my son, Is a man who
shoots orf his mouth, but uovcr learna
to fire a gun." Washington Star.
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- BEWARE Of IMITATIONS
If your dulcf unaot Hiiiply you, we will trad ihtm,
rharsc pi paid, on receipt oipner, 85c radi.
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PAINS SHARP
AND STABBING
Woman Thought She Would
Die. Cured by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
P. N. U.
No. 13, 1817.
Ogdcnshurjr, Wis. "1 sulTeroil from
female troubles which caused piercing
pains like a knito
through my back
nnd side. I finally
lost nil my strength
0 1 had to go to
bed. The doctor
advised an oper
ation but I would
not listen to it. I
thought of what I
had road about Lydia
r.. I inMiam s vege
table Compound and
tried it. Tho first
bottle broucbt great
relief and six bottles have entirely
cured me. All women who have female
trouble of any kind Bhould try Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegctaolo Compound."
Mrs. ETTA Di'ltlON, Ogtlensburg, Wis.
Physicians undoubtedly did their best,
battle,! with this caje steadily and could
do no more, but often the most scientific
treatment is surpassed by the medicinal
proierties of the good old fashioned
roots and herbs contained in Lydia B.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
If any complication exists It pays to
write the Lydia EL, Pinkhatn Medicine
Co., Lynn, Mass., for special free advice.
The Road o' Dreams.
Out on tho edge of the work-a-day sphere,
Far out from the course of time.
Where, tho silvered light of the moon
shines clear,
The vesper call-bells chime.
Always, It seems.
Luring with schemes,
You to the road o' dreams.
And wild and free are thoughts that arise
In breasts of pilgrims there
And hold is the message Hashed from ths
skies:
"A wreath for thoso who dare."
Only what seems
Sheds golden Rleams
tint on the road o' dreams.
A poor, poor place Is the work-a-day land;
Few of Its HWeets are real
Compared to Joys thnt are evor at hand
When the day dreams o'er you steal.
What Is what seems
With reality teems,
There in the road o' dreams.
And so we are prone our faith to renew
Dally at eventide,
Knowing our souls will he soaring to view
Joys our flesh Is denied.
Kver It gleams
Faith In what seems
Out In the road o' dreams.
Pittsburgh Tost.
New Things Under the Sun.
An experimental plant that obtains
power froth the ebb and flow of tho
North sea tides has been built at Ham
burg. Two sets of revolving rings Instead
of one feature a new double egg bent
er of twice the ordinary capacity.
Harness to surround baby's legs
and body nnd hold It securely In a
choir has been patented by a woman
Inventor.
Driven by a storage battery, nn
elect lie tractor with but one wheel
bus been invented tot hauling heavily
loaded wagons.
Street letter boxes Invented by a
Hungarian can be opened only when I
postman's bag Is fastened beneath
them to receive their content.
Driven by a gasoline englue, n Tn
coina Inventor's machine gathers the
chaff, straw and broken heads ofigrnln
left behind after threshing.
Though the chair that belong with
a new school tlesk Is attached to It.
It can be adjusted for height ami dis
tance to suit any Individual user.
An English inventor has perfected n
stove thut can be used as tin open
grate or a range, a water boiler being
operated with It in either form.
Plates hnve been invented that can
be chained to automobile wheels to
give thetu purchase In sand or mud.
The principle of the minimum wage
bus been adopted by the labor iuulsni
of Vera Cruz, Mexico.
i M
IF KIDNEYS ACT
BAD TAKE SALTS
Says Backache is sign you have
been eating too much
meat.
When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region
it generally means you have been eat
ing too much meat, says a well-known
authority. Meat forms uric acid
which overworks the kidneys in their
effort to filter it from the blood and
they become sort of paralyzed and
loggy. When your kidneys get slug
gish and clog you must relieve them,
like you relieve your bowels; remov
ing all the body's urinous waste, else
you have backache, sick headache,
dizzy spells; your stomach sours,
tongue Is coated, and when the wea
ther Is bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of
sediment, channels often get sore, wa
ter scalds and you are obliged to seek
relief two or three times during the
night.
Either consult a good, reliable phy
sician at once or get from your phar
macist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts Is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with lithla, and has been used
for generations to clean and stimulate
sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize
acids in the urine so it no longer irri
tates, thus ending bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. It Is inexpensive, can
not injure and makes a delightful, ef
fervescent ltthia-water drink.
A Complexion That
Everyone Admires!
Don't envy a good complexion, have
one. Each time you cleanse your face
with Resinol Soap you give It a "beau
ty treatment" with the soothing, heal
ing Resinol medication. If aided, in
severe cases, by a little Resinol Oint
ment, this usually leaves the com
plexion naturally clear, fresh and free
from pimples, redness, roughness and
blotches. Resinol Soap for the sham
poo keeps the hair live, rich, and free
from dandruff.
Garfield Tea, taken regularly, will correct
both liver and kidney disorders.
The Strange Part.
Hardup You see this half dollar?
"Yes. Why? Is there anything ex
traordinary about it?"
Hardup Rather! It's mine! Exchange.
Was All There.
Abe Did you get the opera score?
Pandora Yeah; they were tied in
the last minute or the play. Uharral.
Those Dear Girls.
Alice Jack told me last night that
I was beautiful.
Marie And yet you say he lacks
imagination. Boston Transcript.
Put Him Out! Put Him Out!
The lady lecturer had got her sec
ond wind. She was going strong.
"Yes," she cried, waving her arms,
women have been Wronged for ages.
They have suffered In a thousand
ways.
She paused to let this momentous
statement sink in.
"There's one way which they have
never suffered," breathed a meek lit
tle man.
The lady lecturer fixed him with a
baleful eye.
"And what way Is that?" she hissed.
"They have never suffered in si
lence." Exchange.
GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS"
TO CONSTIPATED CHILD
Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm
tender little Stomach, liver
and bowels.
Look at the tongue, mother! If
coated, 5 r little one's stomach, liver
and bowels need cleansing, at once.
When peevish, cross, listless, doesn t
sleep, cat or act naturally, or is fever
ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has
sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold,
give a teaspoonful of "California
Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours
all the foul, constipated waste, undl
gested food and sour bile gently moves
out of Its little bowels without grip
ing, and you have a well, playful child
again. Ask your druggist for a 60
cent bottle of . "California Syrup of
Figs," which contains f ill directions
for babies, chlldr n of all ages and for
grown-ups.
THICK, GLOSSY HAIR
FREE FROM DANDRUFF
Glrlsl Try Itl Hair gets a ft, fluffy
and beautiful Get a 25 cent
bottle of Danderlne.
If you care for heavy hair that glis
tens with beauty and is radiant with
life; has an incomparable softness and
Is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne.
Just one application doubles the
beauty f your hair, besides i imme
diately dissolves every particle of
dandruff. You can not have nice
heavy, healthy hair If vou have dan
druff. This destructive scurf robs the
hair of its lustre, its strength and Its
very life, and if not overcome it pro
duces a feverlshness and ltihlng of
the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos
en and die; then tbe hair falls out
fast Surely get a 25-cent bottle of
Knowl ton's Danderlne from -ny drug
store and Just try it
FOR ITCHING,
BURNING SKINS
Bathe With Cutlcura Soap and Apply
the Ointment Trial Free.
For eczemas, rashes, ltchings, Irri
tations, pimples, dandruff, sore bands
and baby humors, Cutlcura Soap and
Ointment are supremely effective. Be
sides they tend to prevent these dis
tressing conditions, If used lor every
day toilet and nursery preparations.
Free sample each by man witn
Book. Address postcard, Cutlcura,
Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere.
Adv.
I With the Fingers!
! Says Corns Lift Out
Without Any Pain
You reckless men and women who
are pestered with corns and who have
at least once a week Invited an awful
death from lockjaw or blood poison
are now told by a Cincinnati authority
to use a drug called freezone, which
the moment a few drops are applied
to any corn or callous the soreness Is
relieved and soon the entire corn or
callous, root and all, lifts off with the
fingers.
Freezone dries the moment it is ap
plied, and simply shrivels the corn or
callous without Inflaming or even Ir
ritating the surrounding tissue or
skin. A small bottle of freezone will
cost very little at any of the drug
stores, but will positively rid one's
feet of every hard or soft corn or
hardened callous. If your druggist
hasn't any freezone he can get it at
any wholesale drug house for you.
Stormy Debate.
Chief of Mcintosh Clan (Indignant
ly to cabby, after a dispute over the
lare) How dare you speak to me
like that? Do you know I'm the Mc,
Intosh?
Cabby You look to me more like
the umbrella. Ideas.
It May Be.
"The ancients had many patron
deities."
"Um." .
"Mercury was the patron of mer
chants, I understand.
"And Nemesis of bill collectors, I
spose. Kansas City Journal.
Political Influence.
Down in Tennessee two natives met
after several months and fell into in
timate conversation. "Sam, what's
youah daughter Mandy doin'?" asked
the friend from Coon Hollow.
"Teachin' school and doln' fine."
"I thought she didn't git no certifl
cate?'
"She didn't at fust, but when she
done took huh examination the third
time I done brung a little political in
fluence to bear."
"What kinder political influence?'
"Well, I'm local tax assessor, an'
the school bod lives In my district,
Exchange.
THE NEWEST REflEDY
FOB
Backache, Rheumatism and Dropsy.
Get the Habit of
Drinking Hot Water
Before Breakfast
Bays we can't look or feel right
with the system full
of poisons.
Millions of folks bathe Internally
now instead of loading their system
with drugs. "What's an inside bath?"
you say. Well. It is guaranteed to per
form miracles if you could believe
these hot water enthusiasts.
There are vast number of men and
women who, immediately upon arising
in the morning, drink a glass of real
hot water with a teaspoonful of lime
stone phosphate In it. This is a very
excellent health measure. It Is in
tended to flush the stomach, liver, kid
neys and the thirty feet of Intestines
of the previous day's waste, sour bile
and indigestible material left over in
the body which if not eliminated every
day, become food for the millions of
bacteria which infest the bowels, the
quick result Is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed Into the blood
causing headache, bilious attacks, foul
breath, bad taste, colds, stomach trou
ble, kidney mlsory, sleeplessness, Im
pure blood and all Borts of aliments.
People who feel good one day and
badly the next, but who simply can
not get feeling right are urged to
obtain a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate at the drug store. This
will cost very little blit Is sufficient
to make anyone a real crank on the
subject, of internal sanitation.
Just as soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
freshening, so limestone phosphate and
hot water act on the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels. It Is vastly more
Important to bathe on the Inside than
on the outside, because tbe skin pores
do not absorb impurities Into the
blood, while the bowel pores do.
Kidney, Bladder and Uric Acid troubles
bring misery to many. When tho kidneys
aro weak or diseased, these natural filters
A, .. 1. .,... ),.. M.,.l onSlolanOn .,,,.1
the poisons aro carried to all parts oi tho
body. There follow depression, aches
and pains, heaviness, drowsiness. Irrita
bility, headaches, chilliness and rheu
matism. In some people there are sharp
Eains In the back and loins, distressing
ladder disorders and sometimes obstin
ate dropsy. Tho uric acid sometimes
forms into gravel or kidney stones. When
the uric acid affects tho muscles and
joints, it causes iumbago, rheumatism,
gout or sciatica. This is the time to try
Anurlc."
During digestion uric acid Is absorbed
Into tho system from meat oaten, and
even from somo vegetables. Tho poor
kidneys got tired and backache begins.
This is a good time to tako "Anurlc,"
the now discovery of Dr. Plerco for Kid
ney trouble and Backache. Neglected
kidney trouble Is responsible for many
deaths, and Insurance Company examin
ing doctors always test tho water of an
applicant beforo a policy will be Issued.
Have you ever set aside a bottle of water
for twonty-four hours'? A heavy sedi
ment or settling sometimes indicates kid
ney trouble Tho truo naturo and char
acter of dlsoases, especially thoso of tho
kidneys and urinary organs, can often
be determined by a careful chemical an
alysis and microscopical examination
tins Is done by expert chemists of tho
Medical Staff of the Invalids' Hotel. If
you wish to know your condition send a
sample of your water to Doctor Plcrco'a
Invalids' Hotel, BulTalo, N. Y., and de
scribe your symptoms. It will bo ex
amined without uny expense to you, and
Doctor Plorco or his Stall of Assisting
Physicians will Inform you truthfully.
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Francisco than they do in New York. They are always worth the
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Tphe quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed fcy mote
P than 40 years' experience in making fine shoes. The smart
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They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass..
by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and
supervision of experienced men, all working with an honest
determination to make the best shoes for the price that money
can buy.
Ask vour Bhne dealer for "W. T,. Done-las shoei. If ho can.
not supply yon with the kind you want, take no other
iii.ttti'. write ior in
uret .slintN.it' tho hlrl
by return mall, postage free.
LOOK FOR W. L. Douglas
v name and the retail price
stamped on the bottom.
Write for Intereatiiifr booklet explalnine how to
t Kl.timaru 01 quality for the price)
Boys' Shoes
Best In the World
$3.00 $2.50 & $2.00
President u W. L. Doug-lits Shoe Co.,,
18ft Spartt St ., Brockton, mass.
Willie Willis Ma, what do they
mean by "measured tread?"
Mamma Willis For example, your
father's tread when he came home
last night measured about two quarts.
Life.
Pure Blood is essential to Goodlllealth.
Garfield Tea diBpels impurities,' cleanses the
system and eradicates disease.
Native No doubt in case of war we
shall throw In our lot with Britaim and
France, and the alliance will be of
fensive.
Hyphenlte It will be to me.-
Indeterminable.
"When do you think the war will
end?" asked one inventor.
"There's no saying," replied the
other. "We have the submarine;
now we're getting the submarine de
stroyer, and then we'll want the con
trivance to destroy the destroyer, and
so on until the calculation runs away
off into the higher mathematics."
Exchange.
The Toiler.
"Does a farmer have to work hard."
"Yep. But not so hard as the aver
age person who has to buy what us
farmers raise." Washington Star.
Life's Speedway.
With Sybil's hand upon the wheel.
I lounge, secure in her protection;
No fear of spills or Jolts I feel
She drives an auto to perfection.
Ah, Sybil, lass, I long adore,
I view it not with satisfaction
That you can drive so nicely, for
You drive a lover to distraction!
Jester.
scons
EMULSION
OF NORWEGIAN GOD LIVER OIL
usually stops a stubborn
cough or chest cold when
ordinary specifics fail.
It helps strengthen the
lungs and throat adds
energy to the blood and
gives the system the force
to help resist disease.
use scon s
Refuse Substitutes
Scott & Bowne, Bloomfietd, N. J.
16-8
Correct.
Poet (rejected and dejected) I'll
be thought better of when I am dead
and gone.
Editor That's so; you' won't be
writing any more then. g
SOUR, ACID STOMACHS,
GASES OR INDIGESTION
Each "Pape'a Diapepsln" Digest 3000
grains food, ending all stomach
misery in five minutes.
Time it! In fi - minutes all stom
ach distress will go. No Indigestion,
heartburn, sourness or belching of
gas, acid, or eructations of undigested
food, no dizziness, bloating, foul
breath or headache.
Pape's Diapepsln is noted for its
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is tbe surest, quickest stomach rem
edy in the whole world and besides it
Is harmless. Put an end to stomach
trouble forever by getting a large
fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsln
from any drug store. You realize in
five minutes how needless it Is to suf
fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any
stomach disorder. It's tbe quickest,
surest and most harmless stomach
doctor in the world.
Used An Umbrella.
Doctor Well, how did your wife
manage the shower bath, deacon?
Deacon She had real good luck.
Mme. Moody told her how she man
aged. She had a large oiled silk cap.
with a cape to it like a fisherman's
that came all over her shoulders and
head.
Doctor She's a fool for her pains.
That's not the way.
Deacon So my wife thought.
Doctor Your wife did nothing of
the sort, I hope.
Deacon Oh, no; she used an um
brllly. Exchange.
Private Doolan, after serving three
weeks in the army, was brought be
fore his officer for some petty offense.
Therefore, he sent this touching
epistle to his mother: .
"Dear mother, I am now a defaul
ter." His grief was too great to write
more, so be got a comrade to post it
for him and set himself down to "do
his punishment in silence. Five days
later he got this:
"My dear son, I'm so glad to hear
of your promotion. Be sure and be
kind to the men under you, and never
forget you were a private once your
self." Exchange.
"Anuric" cures, Backache, Lumbago,
Rheumatism. Send 10c. Dr. V. M.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial
package.
KNOW THYSELF I
Read all about yourself, your system,
physiology, anatomy, hygiene, simple
homo cures, etc., in tho "Common Sense
filed ieal Adviser," a book oi lUi pages.
Scud to Dr. V. M. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y..
three dimes or thirty cents In oue-cent
stamps for a cloth-bound copy. .
10 CENT "CA8CARET8"
IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE
For Sick Headache, Sour Stomach,
Sluggish Liver and Bowels They
work while you sleep.
Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges
tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
clogged bowels, which cause your
stomach to become tilled with undi
gested food, which sours and ferments
like garbage in a swill barrel. That's
the first step to untold misery indi
gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow
skin, mental fears, everything that Is
horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret
tonight will give your constipated
bowels a thorough cleansing and
straighten you out by morning. They
work while you sleep a 10-cent box
from your druggist will keep you feel
ing good for monthi.
A Little Stick of
WRIGLEYS
Makes the Whole World Kin!
This famous chewing
gum aids appetite and di
gestion, quenches thirst,
keeps the teeth dean
and breath sweet
Fresh, clean, wholesome
and delicious always.
No wonder WRIGLEYS is
used around the world, when
ever and wherever people
want lasting refreshment.
ON SALE EVERYWHERE
The
Flavor
Lasts
After
every
meal"
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