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7 POULTRY and Dairy Produce of all kinds wanted. Write for our CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. PORTLAND OREGON. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY Po'jfrM, Hold and exchanged; Tlfinca. boilers, cawmillH, etc. Betid for Stock Lift at.d Prieet THE J. K. MARTIN CO.. S3 latSt.. Portland. Or. flei. Nt.LJran.ur n j i MM) , c on v t n ie n t. ilicjp. Li.iti ftU maion. M ule of FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TRIPE Prepared In This Way, Called Constance, It la Sure to Be Appreciated. a la Waah a pound of thin tripe In cold water, and then blanch It by putting It In cold water over the (Ire, and al lowing It to come to a boll. Remove from the etewpan, throw away tho water, drain the tripe on a cloth and cut It In strips two Inches wide and four inches long. Cut half a pound of fine bacon In thin slices and into strips size of trtpe. Chop fine a little parsley and lay the strips of bacon on the tripe; sprinkle a little parsley on each, roll up together and tie with a string. Cut up a small onion and small carrot and place, with a bouquet I garni, in a saucepan with the tripe rolls and a pint of stock. Let simmer two hours and then take out the rolls. SECRET SERVICE! Ml1 tw0 ounces of butter and one MAPLE SUGAR COOKERY ANY NUMBER OF DISHES POS 8IBLE WITH THIS SWEET. ttii ui thin. Bold br dftftlert, of -.ii.L-ic- twid for 1. wiFMHiP MMM Dtt) ATI., Brooklyn. M. "How to Break Into the Detective Game" with complete practical advice about Kecurinjf position!, by famous detective. endonwJ by authorities, 50c. Asiatic Pacific Agency, Portland, Oregon. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE ounce of flour together In a saucepan, strain In the stock and stir until the mixture thickens. Add the Juice of half a lemon, a tablespoonful of hot table suuee or catsup, the rolls of tripe, and let remain over the (ire long enough to get thoroughly heated TO U4RN CHIROPRACTIC, bbinn Raw- I throuKh- Arrange the tripe rolls MbOhmft w, 418 c eal Bifa . Po.iiand. o.t i around a mound of mashed potatoes or rlco and pour the sauce around it or serve In a separato sauce bowl. Garnish with parsley. SALESMEN WANTED Litwrml Toms Writ, fur our Plaapmilton. tven '.hir.tf for u.e Orchard. Farm, Lavdvn MJatva. run, uo ecu t mn nursert co. IITH HUM., WASH. MflU OOtl tlx BEST GUARANTEE SHOULD EAT MORE SALAD People Would Enjoy Better Health If Delicacy Were Part of the Everyday Menu. DI 1 rV LOSSES SUREIV PREVENTEB Western atockmtn bacauaa thiy ,ro- . taat .fcara otnr vaeelnaa fail, L. ' Wr.w for booklet arifl tctlmonlah. t rl 1 l Blasall, Pllll II. (W lA UV, . ,k,i. BlaekU, Pill, 4.00 ft. ar.y faOKtor, hut Cuttapl tl Ti. -.t--1 .V.T -' r';-. ' ".o i. ti . ua to 711 at aparu!lr!r.f l,i vaealaaa and aaruml only. aa la-tiara, ir ur."(iin'u. or-ier aircn. THE CUTTER LABORATORY, Barkala,. Calllornla, heat ter II The Willing Worker. "A good story always helps to keep an audience Interested," said Senator Sorghum. "Yes," replied the experienced can paigner. "But stories have been over worked." "How about a little song now and then?" "No. They've had songB, too. You'vo got to give people something new." "Well, I'm willing to do my part. Maybe I might tango a Utile." Wash ington Star. Only a Guess. At an evening party a very elderly woman was dancing with a vouni; partner. A stranger approached Doug- i Indigestion In tils coulUt If every las Jorrold, who was looking on, and family followed the FYetch caHca of Probably no detail of the French menu Is so Important to us as the Balad. Very few American families know what an Invaluable delicacy a genulno French salad, with a dressing of good olive oil and puro, fragrant vinegar, is Invaluable, because of its effect on digestion and health. There Is very little nourishment In aalad leaves until tho oil has been added, and tho oil Is what many of us need, according to doctors who do ploro the Insufficiency of fat In the average American's diet. It Is excluded therefrom for the very good reason that the average American finds it difficult to digest Hut It is right thoro that the salad comes to the rescue. The vinegar in It, if genuine, excites tlTaV by its fragrance and acidity the di gestive glands not only In the mouth and stomach, but In the pancreas, which acts on all the cccstituents of food, particularly the fats There would be vastly less lrtesllnaJ Iver a Welcome Addition to the Mem at This Time Apples Baked With the Sirup Will Be Appre ciated by All.' There are ever so many wajB o using maple sirup and sugar othei than merely serving them au naturcl and these goodies which I am goinj to describe to you will be welcomed by the family enthusiastically. Nc matter how good tho winter menu hai been, It grows a little trite aa warn weather comes on, and a new sweet li a delightful change. Maple Ice Cream. To make It beat four eggs till foamy, boil one cup ol maple sirup till rather thick; stir Ink tho eggs and cool, then add two cupi of whipped cream. Stir all together freeae and serve. A half-cupful of pe can meats broken and added to th cream makes a delicious variation. Baked Apples With Maple Slrup 1'aro and core tart upples, In each cav lty place a nut meat. Pour one cur of maple sirup over the apples uni bake till tender. Serve with whippet or plain cream. Maplo Cake Ono-half cupful maple sirup, half cupful of sugar, one-third cupful of butter, half-cupful of sout milk, 1 cupfuls of Hour, teaspoonful of soda, one egg. Beat the Boda intc the sour milk, cream tho butter and sugar, then beat in tho egg; add soui milk and sirup, lastly the flour; bake in sheets. Maple Bread Pudding. Make a bread pudding after your favorite roc Ipe, using maple sugar or maple strut in place of granulated sugar. It is necessary to usu a little more maple sugar than granulated. In order tc sweeten the pudding sufficiently. Bake and servo hot with iniiplo sauce. Maple Caramels, Break one pound rap READING THE BIBLE THROUGH One May Go Through Holy Book In Sixty Hours at Ordinary Pulpit Rate, Says Dr. Morgan. Dr. Campbell Morgan, lecturing re cently at Sheffield, arrested hlB audi ence by tho statement that "the whole Bible may be read through at ordi nary pulpit rate in 60 hours, or in six weeks, giving an hour and a half each day." In proof, Doctor Morgan told a good story. When staying iu New York Ills host, the manager of the Manhat tan bank, challenged tho doctor's statement. "I nsked him to try It," said Dr. Morgan, humorously adding, "for It would at least get my friend through lis Bible once." Some tlmo after the banker met Doctor Morgan, and. referring to the shalleaged statement, said: "You were wrong, you know." "How far was I out?" asked the loctor. "Twenty hours," snld the manager, for 1 have rend by Bible through rum end to end. ami it took mo IX- of maple sugar In bits and boll In oneK,ty ji hrura." pint of milk till it hardens In cold wa But." replied Doctor Morgan. "1 ter. Add a piece of butter slto of s laid nt pulpit rate, not bank man walnut and pour Into greased pans tc iger's rate!" cool. Great, aren't they boy? Wade is doine a lot for us whtn he furnishes these free Blue-Prints, made up just special for the size barn we figure on building. It shows us how "PORTER'S PERFECT" Barn Equipment wui uouui. TOr uarn ana ri r.i,--m. our cows neanny ana coiuntM-turn b.rn chores into a real pleasure Porter . Perfect Barn equipment includes tb. most complete line of Steel Stall., StanchionB, Peed and Utter Carriers ami Ha. Tool, manufactured. . ..m uay WRITE FOR THESE FREE BLUE-PRINTS TODAY! tlKHmiamtmi eQnhnzTn&n.WTlat them it nnay I fl'aaajwilaaS? &J' flASBaW I Vhe"?.er ra ",r" on ""'Wins a Ban loon or .-sljrltl.n A firo ! Maple Custard Two eggs, one pint of milk, three-fourths cupful of maple scald milk and sirup and Deceived. An accident had occurred. A et.ig ng bad given away, and two carpen crs working on it Ml to the (round, ."ite was seriously inured; the other, IDhurt i3:rt'.ed!ate)y went to t'.s ss- TV.e usual crowd cuickiy said: "Pray, sir, can you tell me who is the young man dancing with that elderly woman?" "One of the humane socletv, 1 Should think," replied Jerrold. Kan sas City Star. eating salad at least or.ee s d&r The Psychological Moment. "Mow is If, colonel," asked the hope ful young bunko steerer, addressing the hoary-headed muter of the craft, "that you have always been suocettsful In picking out Juloy suckers and never have to waste tlmo on unprofitable subjects?" "I limply wait till 1 hear a man my he Is a pretty good Judge til' human nature," replied the veteran, "and I hen I know he is Just what 1 am looking tor." Punch. Belled Fruit Cake.. Two cupfuis of four, one cupful of iS tJ raisins, one cupful of currants. ce cupful of water, half cupful of Urd. Frottn Mba. one cupful of sugar, one te-aspocnful a fra?;. sti.tr is T.ry lit iher of cinnamon, one teaspoonful of ki ,r-.-"a ia i . -.tv....... beat the egss thoroughly, pour hot milk oTer the eggs sr.d stir well; return to the fire till thick. Be care ful not to boll after tie estrs tan slftsr.ee been added or the custard wUl cordle ;'ithere-d. Uaple Mousae. Half a cupfml oJ Oae woman ss.VeJ in a loud vole: mapJe- tlrsp ion! cm pint of rtJct "Where is tie other rtsus that was crestr are tie otJt inrretie.iits re tort"" ocir! for this fielidous oeaiwrt; wMj "There it if., holding tie lsjamd the creas to a stiff froth Sid kti the att " SLl rr jeirnp. PatJt tt a HKiia at,i pit! a lot " " 1,c'' M cheek Is tuiiec net: muat bo anawered by office help trained to execute tho command promptly. : By placing yourself under the guid i ance of our export teachers, you can bo I trained in all department! of office I work ready to respond to the man I ager's call instantly. Write for cata log today. A position guaranteed. BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE Taeoma. Washington. The First Country Theater. The Agricultural College of Fargo, N. D., has opened what is said to be the first little country theater in the United States. The performances are to be given by students, former stu dents ami neighbors. Interesting, sig nificant, short plays, American and European, are to be produced in this little theater and the successful pieces are to be taken "on the road" and given in other towns and villages in the state. That this will promote neighborli ness, true community life, social inter course and wholesome recreation, hardly needs emphasizing, Fargo may be proud of its Idea, its example. Then1 are few rural communities in which a little enterprise and coopera tion, with perhaps a little aid from t tie extension department of the state university, could not make life pleas antir and give it zest, variety and new meaning. -Chicago Record-Herald. The' uLirjurftJ mail Tnraei hit head 3-wwe the crrf'.ed wnsai arS Bald: "Mb.3LS. for y:ttr iiifcm.i.t):ir that's k Bool chew of MbwOob." JnSf. Mental Reserve. 'ticr.ilenien, 1 can't lie about the horse: he is blind in one eye," said the ancliont'-er. The horse wa? soon knocked down to a citizen, who had been greatly struck by the auctioneer s honesty. After paying lor the horse he said: "You were hor.et enonch tn tell that this animal is blind in one eye. Is there any othesr delect? "Vets, sir; there is. He is alao blind in the oi.her eye," wiis the prompt re- pi; New Turk Glc-h. She Told Him What to Do. The Portland Spectator tells of a young gentleman with a very plain face who was rather annoyed because his view of the stage was obstructed by the hat of a pretty girl who was fitting in front of him in the gallery. Wishing to get a glimpse of the per formance, he plucked up courage and, in a nervous voice, exclaimed: "See here, miss, I want to look us well as you." "Oh, do yer?" she replied in a rich Cockney accent, as she turned round and looked him square in the eye. "Then you'd better run 'ome and change yer face." cloves, one teaspoonful of soda, ore- rrtii c:t;:-. i j real'r thi louren leaspoonrui or salt, flavor simplest of relresisects, tn;r jtuW , wiui lemon ezirace. jois case is water-ice, partly frown isid " ""'" " -ae, because you danced In two syllables;. CU. boll together all the Ingredients ex- ...... t,, ...... ... ,. Tough One. Old Scotch Woman, The last steak 1 got True ye I could hue soled ms boots wl' It. Hutchcr Anil why did ye no dun It ? Woman Bo I wld If l could hue gol the pegs tae gang through It. Boston Transcript. Parting Shot. Book Agent -Could I have your sub scrlptlon for this book? siiuit Gentleman fjet out! you can't sell me any book! Hook Agent (making Tor Ihe dour) I suppose Ihe only thing you read Is a bill of fare. London Opinion. Couldn't Find It. "Mary, why didn't you sound tho dinner gong?" "Please, 'in, I COUldn'l find II." "Why, there It Is on Ihe hall table!" "Please, 'm, you said this morning that was the breakfast gong." -The Sketch. Just Her Explanation. Jack llrldget, did my wife ctinie in r Bridge! No. sir. That's the parrot you heiii- a hollering, Judge, Restless Nature. Wife 1 would like to see n time when there was nothing to do. Huh W'll. if there wan I'll ha hanged if you'd do it. erlpt. lliiHtini Trans A yard Is enough for a kiss, says a movies censor, A cozy corner is am ple, Why fill a whole yard? A 10,000 acre vanilla plantation Is planned for the Island of Tahiti. IT. i enpt the Hour, soda and extract. Put everything tognther In an agateware saucepan and bring to a boll. Let It boll a few minutes, take off, and when lukewarm sift In flour and soda, mix well and add Savoring, Hake about one hour In a moderate oven. This ; makes n two and one-half-pound loaf and Is really very good, Tho recipe calls fur no eggs and no butter and the cake Is thereforo qttlto lnexpen slvo. this way: Heat the white of ere fg. The geWBstohal Fish. Mrs Jt-nesj.. ten hitring such r.nrfj- pro aemttfr in the abHine of heir nerrant. west to mu-tet hantlt Approaslutuj! the tsh wife's stall, the takefi the price of a lar?e carp. "Sixty certs." wls the reply. The laiy extttirei the iih and exclaimed, "'It s Dot Jretsl" "1 tell you It 111" replied the tsh wife. "But it's quite faiby!" "Oh, go on Insulting It!" replied the fish wife bitterly. 'It can't answer you!" And with that kindr.eei of heart which Is natural to her, Mrs. Jones bought the fish to make up for the Tlns Kulimtror.e are fucressfal in some th:ngn One mm s gond shot anil pUigpeti the ting's hst with a bundle of "lltetratin-e." It wasn't light PflUdJBg VOI R OWN DRI GGISr WILL Tf'.LL YOU Try Murine Eye ltemedj tor Keit. weak. Watery Et- acd e.ranu.atMl EyeitUt.; Xu SmartiUK laaa-Bre CoaBfaart. Wrtle tor Book of llie Eve u.aFree. Murine Eye R.medv e"o., Chit-ago. WIlV 'ne 'eading merchants V of Portland and the North west call upon BEHNKK-WALKEK BUSINESS COLLEGE for thor oughly competent, well-trained help? 843 firms have called on us for one or more stenographers or bookkeep ers since Aug. 1, 1913. Over 2001) of our students are holding luci stive positions in Portland alone. Let us prepare you and furnish you a po sition when competent. Write no trouble to answer. IvWVvoVW BUSINESS COLLEGE, Portland, Oregon The Idaho bean crop covers C500 acres, and there are prospects for a good crop of pork lo go with them. The Nichi Nitihi. a Japanese news paper, it vioifini toTtird ftcle Samuel Bd: than he'll probably only scratch la JSaclil Nidui a-ttt ti. Two Ways With Dried Beans. i slightly, add half a cupful of cold wa iury i,B feellriKS Judw Med beans and pens to be used tor. mix with half a cupful of groune oilier than In soup can he soaked over coffee. Turn i!ii Into a scalded coffee I The preciie Man. night with advantage, then cooked In pot, add four cupfuls of boiling wateij ne wa, painfully exact In his bear Sbout two hours' time In this way Put i and let boll one minute Place on back ng even t)) parting of hair and them on the stove In cold water to j "f stove ten minutes, strain, add DM (be arrangement of hla tie, and In the which has been added a little bl ear- ! cupful of sugar, cool and freezo to e ! way he disposed himself at a small bonate of soda (baking soda) about ; mush, using equal parts of ice and salt table In a downtown restaurant. After the size of n large bean. Season when ; Servo with whipped cream sweetened they are ready to serve. Another ! and flavored, laying a good spoonful method dispenses with the all night j on top of each cup. soaking. For a noon dinner at hriuik- 1 fast time measure out the beans or peas atid add lo them a small Quantity uf baking soda, title teaspoonful to two cupfuls of beans. Now pour enough hulling water over them to cover the beans as they swell. Cover the veB sct and set It on the bnek of the stove. When ready to cook wash out of the nulla water and cook In the usual man tier. THE SHORT CUT TO HEALTH I I is by way of tho Stomach, Uvet and Bowels, Keep these orpans .strong ami ac tive bo use of HOSTETER'S Stomach Bitters I ami you jxwBess the secret ,.r i j , .:, i ctiiiiinueu K(oo iM'alUl. It is for Poor Appetite, In digMtion, Cramps, Consti- pauon and DlltOUBTieSS, J ry l mi ami liiliousne.ss. fl I Rich Strawberry Ice Cream. In a double boiler over thu lire put half a pound of sugar anil tine pint of cream; when the sugar Is dissolved stand It aside till very cold. Stem and mash one quart of strawberries, add half a pound or sugar anil stand uslde for one hour. Then press through a colander. Adtl one pint of cream to the cooked cream that Is now cold; turn Into the freeser and freeze mod erately aH I IT. Then add the Strained berries, turn the cniuk evenly and moderately tin tho mixture Is again Uro.cn rather hard, Remove thedush- T, smooth down the cream, repack and stand asldo for un hour and a j half to ripen, Pineapplo Pie. ' One can pineapple chopped Huo (or j tot thu shredded from your grocer). add Juice, one and one-half cupfuls ugar, tuie tablespoonful corn starch, yolks of three eggs, grated rind and luleit of one lemon, one tablespoonful butter, pinch of salt. Cook until thick. When cold bake In one crust. Heat the whites of eggs stiff, add throe, ta I bleapoontuls sugar, frost plu and set In oven to brown, Crystaliied 8andwlchee. These are niaile with any of the de lightful varieties of tyryitalised or can dled fruits, finely chopped mid mixed ivlth stiff Whipped fleam and spread between thin bread ami butter, lady lingers or waters and garnished with ionic of thu fruits. . N. tt. No. 28. '14. IWI1KN J ab.ttLo,.. ,,!.. .. I tltm Ittla iwiNt, . j Quern of Puddings. tine pint Ol bread crumbs, one quart Of milk, yolks of four egga, sugar and suit to twite Flavor ullli lemon. Hake 20 minutes When cold add I Is I it laker of t'lly, and frost the top With the four Whiles and one cupful i.t vuatiir l it u ii in ecu Jellied Strawberries. (.'over one ounce of gelatine with a half cupful of cold water, add a hall OUPful of hot water, stir over holllng watcr until dissolved, then remove from the fire, add two cupfuls ol crushed strawberries, the Julcu of out orange and BUfllOteut sugar to sweeten to liistn. Pour Into a wet border mold and let harden on lee. When ready to serve, unmold, (111 the center with fresh ripe berries and servo with Whipped cream. Bread Crumbe In Griddle Cakes. Crusts ami bits of stale bread dried In tho oven and put through tho meal grinder make excellent griddle cakes, that aro more easily digested than those made of flour alono. Soak 1 cupful of the crumbs In as much milk, or milk and water, as they will ub sorb; add Vj cupful of Hour, pinch ol salt, 1 teaspoonful of baking powder, 1 teaspoonful of nuilusses and 1 egg. Huko on hot griddle. Make them small. For Preserving Bread. otto Bitter of Rochester, N. Y., has secured patent No. 1,089,848 for the method ol' preserving bread ngalust stab news. The bread is inclosed In a sheet of paper coated with wax or paraffin, having a few small openings so distributed that air Is admitted in such quantities that u molding ac tion Is prevented, while at the same time the action which produces Btulo ness is retarded. Curtain Fixtures. Among the new fixtures for hang Ing curtains are slim, steel rods, round lag or curving at the ends, to bring the curtains back against the wall. These rods are made with one bat for tho lace curtains, u second foi the heavier curtains that hang at the sides as draperies, and a third for th stance. To Remove Iodine Stains. Whenever you spill Iodine on a lin en or cotton material remove it very satisfactorily In the following man nor: Pour boiling bet starch over the stain, repealing this two or three limes Within an hour, or uutll tin stulu Is removed the tho waiter had taken his order, manager came along. Inquiring: "Have you been waited on?" "I am being waited upon," replied the precise man, with emphasis upon "being" and "upon." Luncheon ended, the manager ap peared again, asking cheerfully: "Is everything satisfactory, sir?" "Everything1 was satisfactory," an swered the patron New York Mall. BY THE ROADSIDE. He Gee! that mosquito was a bill collector. She-Why? He He presented me his bill A Speaker All Right. Wife- Who Is that man you just spoke to? Husband Oh. he was the principal speaker at a place 1 was at yester day. "A speaker, did you say?" "Yes; he was tho boss barber." Organised Charity. "That's a funny sort of Interpreter you have here. He never aaya a word." "He's a poor deaf and dumb man we are trying to help. Everyone most live, you know. --Journal AmusanL Human Rivalry. "Don't you dislike a man who as suniss to know more than his official associates?" asked one statesman. "Yes," replied the other. "Particu larly If ho makes good." 27tk TEAR OWES BUSINESS COLLEGE Tj Basses! tht j-wi a Thousand!- of Graduates none Ml rur:r. inkohmation Waabiaston aaa 101b Ku. PORTLAND, OsTJL Interested jn tne Study of Navigation. Mrs. Brundage (so we are informed ly Everybody's chestnut gatherer) was crossing the eicean for the first lime. One morning, as the captain was standing near her, she said: "Pardcn my ignorance, but how do you manage to find your way across the trackless ocean?" "By means of the compass, madam." replied the gallant captain. "The needle invariably points north." "But," queried the woman, "suppose you wish to go south?" A millionaire rescued four people in Wisconsin, but the trust busters will declare they owed him money or some thing. RESiNOL CLEARS PIMPLY, BLOTCHY SKINS Pimples and blackheads disappear, red, rough, ugly complexions become clean, clear, and velvety, and hair health and beauty are promoted by the regular use of resinol soap and an occasional application of resinol oint ment The(. enrathtnar haualfnar nvaanat. i rations do their work easily, quickly and at little cost, even when the most expensive cosmetics and complicated "beauty treatments" fail. Resinol soap and resinol ointment j heal eczema, tetter, ringworm, psoria- I sis and other skin eruptions, stop itch ing instantly, and are most valuable , for sunburn, insect bites, sores, burns, boils, piles, etc. Sold by all druggists. I Adv. London. No wouder, after the way ' royalty has been ducking the suffra gettes. OLDEST i MeisT MODERN : "Ho everyone that thlrsteth," Is advice nobody takes, lust step inside a thirst shop And you'll find It full of rakes! According to the weather man those rare days In June Oils year were just i trifle rarer than ordinary. A policeman arrested a skeleton, but there were no bones In it for him. Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran tee satisfaction. Tho man who goes to sleep in church was scored by a minister. No excuse for him with so many shady parks all around. The way of tlie joyrider Is hard en the man whose car they steal. YOUTHELENE It will do all the name implies. AGENTS WANltD. Men and women to intro duce Vouthetene products to consumers. Big money. Write for offer. Schwinga Bros., 229 Madison St., Portland, Or. As yet the aeroplane joyriders have not made their appearance, but some night they'll break into that Parkwa ter hangar. Spring fever has nothing at all on the vacation bacillus as a promoter of lassitude. Sometimes an accident happens just as an aviator is leaving the earth ami often it doesn't stop him from leaving It Small Town Limericks? There was a young maiden of Lind, Who blushed and most frequently grinned. , But she caught on, you know, With the big passing show, And quite quickly had everyone skinned! An oltl gaffer lived at Nez Perce Who never would drink, chew nor curse, His passion he'd check, But he once said: "By Heck!" Then drifted from bad unto worse! A matron with kids in Clealum Could never dope out what could ail 'em. She'd dose them with oil 'Till their blood would fair boil, Then quietly turn 'round and whale 'em ! Modern Woodmen will get, lower In surance rates. You would naturally expect them to use the ax. A milkman in Paris shot a million aire because he said the latter started a creamery and took the cream of his business. These soundproof pianola and phonograph rooms are a great idea, but fame awaits the man who builds a soundproof garage. He bought a cannon cracker, Killed with dynamite; He looked to see if it was out !!!;;??! Good night! The language of the flowers must be a dead one to the child who makes 57G of paper for 10 cents. We notice where a chicken trap has caught a man. Now do you suppose his wife set it for him? The industrial welfare commission Is told a girl can dress stylishly on $78 a year. It seems impossible to slash the dress any more. A $1,000,000 railroad is to be started in Iceland at an early date. The population of Ireland has been almost cut in two in 75 years. Another groat calamity, And serious at that, With the season now half over, We must buy a new straw hat. Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills put the stomach in good condition In a ihort time. Try them for Sick Stom ach, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv. Grouchy. Student How do you pronounce it. professor, "niaxixe" or "macheeeh"? Old Dryasdust Neither, sir. I pro nounce it rank foolishness and waste of time. A Sure Revenge. Wife Do you like this pudding, dear? Mrs. McBryde gave me the re cipe for It, Hul) No; but 1 guess you can get square with her by giving her your recipe for mince pies. hates- Forgot Mother. Johnny You're the meanest tulest, spltefulest thing I know. Tommy And you're the crabbedest, Ugliest Father Boys, boys! You forget that your mother is In the room. Blood Trouble Often A Puzzling Question The Searching Power of a Great Remedy Answers the Worst Riddle. Thousands Have Solved It With S. S. S. Sounds Likely. Teacher Where U Chile? Hurtle (venturing a guess) I I I think it is iu the arctic circle. Tit-BitB. Residents of two Ohio villages re ceuiiy UllleU 13,000 rats iu a mouth. Tt li now known that the perms of blood dlsk-rdt-ra are found in the minute spaces of the iliwue fibres. Thev run be Keen nrl through a powerful microscope. And It is , In these spnt-es that 9. S. S. goes to work rapidly. eflVftlrely and with wonderful! , noticeable results. This famous b!od purifier contains me dicinal component vital and essential to i Lcalthr blood. There Is one Infrredtent In S. S, S. which Mires the active purpose of stimulating; rach cellular part of the body to th healthy and Judicious selection of its own essential nutriment. That Is why It re- : generates the blo, supply; why it has nch a tremendous Influence in overcoming j ectema. rash, pimples, all skin affections. WWMtnWB) sore throsat. wttsl cjts, loss at weight, thin pale cheeks, and that wesri mss of muscle and nerve that is generally experienced by all sufferers with poisoned blood. Get a bottle of S. S. S. at any drog store, and in a few days you will not only feel bright, and energetic but you will be the picture of new life, S. S. S. Is prepared only In the lsbora torv of the Swlfc Specific Co.. 221 Swift BIdg.. Atlanta Oa.. who maintain a rery efflcleat Medical Department, where all who have any blood disorder of a stubborn nature may write freely for advice. S. S. S. Is told everywhere by all draa stores. Beware of all attempts to sell you some thing "Oust U food." insist upon & si. tt. iiiisniiiisinii'i
