LARGEST HOTEL IN THE NORTH-' WEST- REOPENED OCTOBER-KM9H ( REDECORATED AND RENOVATED t550 ROOMS 1M DAYUP m Sofooi Ok SAMPLE K ROOMS J&l in' MM Allin Veal Pork. Beef. Mll Pout"-y. Butter, Eggs " and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Everdlns house with a record of 46 years of Square Dealings, and be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE 4547 Front Street Portland, Oreton 8 For Real Musical Instruments in truest, harmony Made to see how good they can he; not how much they will bring. Violin, Mandolin, Guitar, Banjo, Ukelele. Slogan: "If you don't find 'em better than any, send 'em back at our expense," 311 to 816 Labbe Uldg., 227W Waeh. St.. Portland, Ore. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We wmt ill you have. . Write lor prices and shipping lags THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore.; Seattle, Wn. ARE YOU GOING EAST? Consult us about reduced freight rates on household goods to all points. Fast through service. Pacific Coast Forwarding Company, 201 Wilcox Building, Portland, urc. Marshall Z4t7. The photograph shows the most conspicuous leaps of progress, covering many centuries of time, in the development of means of transportation, as Illus trated by models gathered by the Smithsonian Institute. The models show man's evolution from the state of a burden bearer to that of master of the air. The flying machine shown is the first gliding model. o Oregon Vulcanizing Company moved to 333 to 337 Burnside St.. Port land. Ore. Largest Tire Repair Plant in the Northwest. Country service a specialty. Use Parcel Post. FRED P. GORIN, Patent Attorney, Organizer and Developer: patenta secured or FEF. Ki!.r UNDfc.I); IreeDooKon patents. fciuiteB YUI, 701-A. 701-B and 701-C. Central building, Seattle Most Worthy. "Why do you seek admittance here?" asked St. Peter. "On earth many blessed me and said I would surely go to heaven when I died, answered the shade. "How did you win such gratitude?' "I was alwayB kind and considerate to people who owned Fords. "Enter," said the saint "A place Is prepared for you." Philadelphia Ledger. Too Literal. "T likfl tn see a man with some soirit In him. don't you?" "No, Indeed! I'm a strict prohibl tlonisL" Boston Transcript. The Influence OF GoodDigestion is far reaching. It means Better Appetite Proper Assimilation Liver and Bowel Health To Aid Digestion--TRY HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It Helps Nature in Every Way An Unmistakable Result. "Has the Investigation of the high cost of living had any result?" . "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum, think it has called the attention everybody who had anything to sell to the fashion or snoving up tne price. Washington Star. Popped Out at The Popping. Aunt I suppose, Edith, you said "This Is so sudden!" when Mr. Slow boy proposed? Niece No: I fully intended to, hut I was so excited I forgot and exclaim ed "At last!" Boston Transcript. Nothing Wonderful. Visitor Tou don't know who I am do you, Jimmy? Jimmy Naw! Visitor Aha! I know who you are, though. Jimmy Aw. that ain't nothln' know that myself. Boston Transcript A Friend In Need. "I'm thinking of going into the poul trv business. "Then I'm the very man you want to meet. I can supply your needs, l m thinking of going out of the poultry business. Louisville courier-journal No Novelty. "Did you see where that girl made a record flight In her aeroplane?" "That's nothing. My wife waB a high fiver lone before aeroplanes were thought of." Baltimore American. Uncle Sam's Models Show Man's Rise From Burden Bearer to Master of Air IF KIDNEYS ACT BAD TAKE SALTS Says Backache is sign you have been eating too much meat. WEATHER BUREAU IS AID TO FARMER System for Giving Warnings Has Been Highly Developed. MM PAtDraeitita TMM MW and food Ston I Mm aaaX lfciil.. P. N. U. No I, 1917 Uncle Snra has gathered In the Smithsonian institute at Washington several hundred models which show a graphic manner man's evolution from a burden bearer to master of the air. Man was his own burden bearer for long time before it occurred to him to use domesticated animals to relieve himself. The early models In the series show how he finally developed the idea of using animals as carriers. The llama was the first beast of burden, then enme the dromedary, the elephant and the horse. At first goods were simply plied on the animal's back and it was some time before anythlug in the form of pack saddles was evolved. One step in this direction is shown by the panniers or baskets which hang on each side of the llama. Au advance in the general evo lution of transportation is illustrated by the American Indian "travois" or travail," comprising two long poles shafts, which were attached to a dog or a horse and allowed to trail along behind. On these the Indians and colonists piled thler game, fuel and forage and even used such conveyances to transport people. A primitive sledge made from the forked limb of a tree and covered with cross sticks was prob ably the next step. This was attached to the animal by something similar to traces and permitted to drag on the ground. Simple straps like the Eski mo dog traces were primitive forms of the modern trace. Rough parallel runners were soon found to make the sledge slide easier and before long a platform was built upon the runners. Thus the sledge was developed ana used by most peoples, whether there was snow in their country or not . Enter the Roller. Having first transported burdens on his own back, or that of his animal, and then dragged them along the ground, man seemed to have realized that cylindrical objects might be rolled. History relates that rollers with a small diameter were used as such by the ancients of many nations, under sledges, and for moving large blocks of stone with the assistance of a lever or an Inclined plane. Another method Is Illustrated in the museum by a model of a short stone pillar attached by pivots In the center of each end to a frame which, when pulling, caused the pillar to roll, a method said to have been adopted by Cteslphon when trans porting the columns for the temple of EHnna at Ephesus. In Virginia ana tne neighboring states hogsheads of tobac co were rolled along much the same as the above stone. Two barrels coupled in tandem within a frame were trans ported In this manner from the forests to the shipping point, as shown by tne next model In the series. Another mini ature Illustrates a scheme of Paeonius, who built cylindrical crates around marble prisms In the first century, B. C when moving stone for the base of the colossal statue of Apollo. It Is believed that the roller, or this rolling crate, was the rorerunner 01 the wheel, which was the first great step in the art of land transportation, although the advance was very slow with the ages. The Idea of making tne axle and wheel separate was the sec ond great step and no greater discov ery has ever been made. Tne inven tion of the felloe and spoke soon fol lowed and eventually a complete cart or carriage was evolved. The first ve hicles were equipped with but two wheels, made of wood. Examples of early Egyptian chariots modeled after originals dating back to the Ptolemaic era, 800 B. C, are to be seen in the miniatures exhibited. From here on, many models illustrate the rapid ad vances. Among thein are a "carreta" or ox-cart created In Spain and used In New Mexico until recently; a Per sian farm cart of 1870; n Bed River cart, common In the United States and Canada; a conestoga or "prairie schooner," said to have traveled from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia In 20 days ; an example of the famous colonial "one-hoss shay," celebrated by Holmes; a stage coach used between 1825 and 1800. and modern examples of tip-carts unci farm and army wag ons, besides other model equipages from Greece. Italy,. East Indies, Burma, China and Russia. Land Carriers Shown. Some full-sized examples of land carriers are also shown. They Include a Japanese sedan chair of 1888, a French sedan chair, a sled with an attached basket-like body from Kam chatka, n one-wheeled Korean passen ger vehicle, a primitive Mexican freight cart and a native cart from the Philip pine Islands. A number of Interesting locomotive models illustrate man's continued ex perimentation with wheels for trans portation, Besides museum has on exhibition the original "Stourbridge Lion," the first full-sized locomotive ever run In the United States, and the locomotive "John Bull," operated in this country In 1831. Several models, Including one of the Selden machines, demonstrate the early development of the automobile; the latest advance In wheel transpor tation Is shown by three full-sized cars manufactured in this country. Finally, to complete the series, comes the model of the airplane. In which man is completing the conquest of the air. U. S. STILL GROWING Population Has Gone Far Past the 100,000,000 Mark. When you wake up with backache and dull misery In the kidney region it generally means you have been eat ing too much meat, says a well-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which overworks the kidneys In their effort to filter it from the blood and they become sort of paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys get slug gish and clog you must relieve them, like you relieve your bowels; remov ing all the body's urinous waste, else you have backache, sick headache, dizzy spells; your stomach sours tongue is coated, and when the wea ther is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of sediment, channels often get sore, wa ter scalds and you are obliged to seek relief two or three times during the night. Either consult a good, reliable phy sician at once or get from your phar macist about four ounces of Jad Salts ; take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize acids in the urine so it no longer Irri tates, thus ending bladder weakness. Jad Salts is a life saver for regular meat eaters. It Is Inexpensive, can not Injure and makes a delightful, ef fervescent lithia-water drink. GIVES PROTECTION TO CROPS News That Merely Makes the City Man Take an Umbrella May Re sult In Intense Activity In Agricultural Districts. The Bawling Out of Julia. A deserted husband out west thus advertises his spouse's delinquency: Julia, my wife, has grown quite rude, She has left me in a lonesome mood; She has left my board, She has took my bed, She has given away my meat and bread ; She has left me in spite of friends and church, She has carried with her all my shlrtB. Now ye take note who read this paper, Since Julia's cut this reckless caper I will not pay one single fraction Of any debt of her contraction. Bos ton Transcript. Atlcock I rlk PLASTERS I f V3BaW u WW tj ml J jSL The World's Gnatest bxternal liemeay. Backache, Rheumatism, Lumbago, -Any Local Pain. AFTER AMY SiCKMESS your nervous system is shattered; your strength is wasted; your digestion weakened, your blood unpovensnea. Try this easy way to heal your skin The first use of Reaiiiol Ointmei.t and Resinol Soap usually stop, all itching and burning and makes your tortured Bkin feel cool and comfortable at last. Won't you try the easy Resinol way to heal eczema or similar skiMrup tionsr SoldhyalldruaRists. Samfllrtr, Dtft. 2-T, Rttinolt Ilatumore. Total for Continental United States and Outlying Possessions on Janu ary 1, 1917, Estimated at 113,309,285. The population of the United States has gone far past the 100,000,000 mark. Uncle Sam estimates the popuiatlon on January 1, 1917, of continental United States alone at 102,820,309. The total population, Including that of the outlying possessions of the nation, Is estimated at 113,809,285. The esti mates are based upon the increases shown by the federal censuses of 1900 and 1910. The population of the various states and outlying possessions of the United States on January 1, 1910, and on Jan uary 1, 1917, Is estimated by Uncle Sam's census experts as follows: Continental Jan. 1, 1916. Jan. 1, 1317. United States 101,208,316 102,826,303 Alabama 2,316,943 Arizona 261,422 Arkansas 1,726,413 California 2,893,466 Colorado 948,930 Connecticut 1,234,031 Delaware 212,489 District of Columbia. . 361,330 Florida 882,148 Georgia 2,836,177 Idaho 420,291 Illinois 6,110,888 Indiana 2,807,480 Iowa 2,224,771 Kansas 1,818,383 Kentucky 2,372,412 Louisiana 1,816,218 Maine 770,064 Maryland 1,357,374 Massachusetts 3,690,748 Michigan 3,036,143 Minnesota 2,263,182 IA Lh A GRIPPE iatf.1 tonftuo 1 will often provent a .erl. . EI and uroluimod attack. at all Mississippi 1,939,226 Missouri 3,401,241 Montana 462,774 Nebraska 1,264,999 Nevada 104,732 New Hampshire 441,646 New Jersey 2,914,928 New Mexico 403,600 New York 10,179,971 North Carolina 2,380,916 North Dakota 726,142 Ohio 6,119,491 Oklahoma 2,168,194 Oregon 822,616 Pennsylvania 8,453,004 Rhode island eos.wo South Carolina 1,616,610 South Dakota 689,277 Tennessee 2,279,691 Texas 4,386,638 Utah 429,191 Vermont 363,075 Virginia 2,1S1-,616 Washington 1,502,632 West Virginia 1,372,756 Wisconsin 2,486,341 Wyoming 176,863 Outlying Possessions: Alaska 64,795 Guam (a) 12,860 Hawaii 213,821 Panama Canal Zone(b) 31,048 Philippine Islands .... 8,788,374 Porto Rico 1,208,184 Samoa (a) 7,426 United States (c)... 111,679,952 113,309,286 Population April 15, 1910; decrease since 1900. (a) Enumeration by governor, 1913. (W Police census, 1916. (c Includes 46,123 persons in military and naval service stationed abroad. 2.34S 259,66(1 1,763,03.') 2,983,81:1 976,190 1,264,91'li 214,270 366,631 904,839 2,875,053 436,881 6,193.63; 2,826,151 2,224,771 1,840,707 2,386,86.1 1,84:1,042 774,914 1,368,240 3.747.561 3,074.500 2,296,021 1.904.122 3,420,143 466,214 1,277,750 108.736 443.16 2.98U05 416,966 10.360.77S 2,418,669 762,260 5,181,220 2,245,968 848,866 8,591,023 620,090 1,634,340 707,740 2,296,316 4,472,434 438,974 364,322 2,202,522 1,666,810 1,399,320 2,613.758 182,204 Shifting Desires. The talk of Christmas started be tween hands at the bridge club. "Well, I don't know what I want," a half dozen women said falsely. "Well, I know what I want," the ro bust blonde remarked. "I told my hus band at breakfast this morning that I'd like to have a mink muff and then I remembered that I needed a scrub bucket." IndlanapoliB News. Inconsiderate Biddies. "Are your hens laying?" "Yes; laying off." Boston Trans crlpt. The Eye of the Law. First Officer Did you get that fel low's number? Second Officer No, he waB going too fast. First Officer Say, that was a fine looking dame in the car. Second Officer-Wasn't she! Puck. Mileage Per Gallon. "Just think of it! Those. Spanish hidalgoes would go 3,000 miles on a galleon!" "Nonsense. You can't believe half you read about those foreign cars." Life. 64.S73 12,866 217,660 31,048 8,879,999 1.223.9S1 7,426 ALUMINUM IS USED IN AUTOS A Different Atmosphere. "I'm looking for employment, sir. I'll be frank with you. I've just been released from prison." "Ahem! One of the model prisons?" "Yes, sir." "Well, I'm willing to give you a chance, but every man we employ is expected to hustle. If you think you can get down to hard work and long hours after the life of elegant leisure you have doubtless enjoyed in prison I'll make a place for you." Exchange Hopes Women Adopt This Habit As Well As Men Glass of hot water each morn ing helps us look and feel clean, sweet, fresh. the models, the Bodies Made of the Metal Are Lighter and More Rigid and Are Safer in Case of Accident. Metallic aluminum now competes strongly with other sheet metals and with wood In the manufacture of auto mobile bodies, according to reports by the United States geological survey, department of the interior. This posi tion in 'he market has been attained through Improvement In foundry methods for casting metallic aluminum and increase in knowledge of suitable alloys. Large sections of aluminum castings are now used In making touring cars and the Inclosed bodies of certain other motorcar, a use which was not prac ticable ten years ago. Cast aluminum Is also used for making automobile dashes. Bodies made of it are lighter than those made of other sheet metal and have a rigid surface that will not dent easily when handled. They ere Happy, bright, alert vigorous and vivacious a good clear skin; a nat ural, rosy complexion and freedom from Illness are assured only by clean, healthy blood. If only every woman and likewise every man could realize the wonders of the morning inside bath, what a gratifying change would take place: Instead of the thousands of sickly, anaemic-looking men, women and girls with nasty or muddy complexions; instead of the multitudes of "nerve wreoks." "rundowns." "brain fags' and pessimists we should see a virile, optimistic throng of rosy-cheeked peo ple everywhere. An inside bath is had by drinking, each morning before breakfast, a glass of real hot water with a tea spoonful of limestone phosphate in it to wash from the stomach, liver, ma ne'ys and ten yards of bowels the pre vious day's indigestible waste, sour fermentations and poisons, thus cleansing, sweetening and freshening the entire alimentary canal before put ting more food into the stomach. Those subject to sick headache, bil iousness, nasty breath, rheumatism, colds; ami particularly those who have a pallid, sallow complexion and who are constipated very often, are urged to obtain a quarter pound of limestone phosphate at the drug store which will cost but a trifle but is sufficient to demonstrate the quick and remark able change in both health and ap pearance awaiting those who practice Internal sanitation. We must remem ber that inside cleanliness Is more Im Few city people reading Uncle Sam's weather forecasts In their morn ing papers realize the Importance a warning of rain, snow, frost, or high winds, may have for the farmer, fruit grower, or stock raiser in the country. The message which causes the city man merely to debute whether he shall carry an umbrella or take his over-' coat, when telegraphed to country points may be telephoned instantly from farmer to farmer as news of the greatest agricultural importance. Such a message over the phono may cause the entire countryside to become a scene of Intensive activity. There is a rush to hay or grain fields to get In the crop or, in the spring, work like beavers covering young seedlings In the truck gardens with paper or other protection from frost, or preparing to build fires or light smudges in or chards. On ranches every available worker may be dispatched to herd in sheep or stock to protect them from storms. To them the message, which in the city may have foretold only slight personal discomfort, carries tid ings of conditions which may meau heavy monetary losses to the uupre pared farm or ranch. On the other hand u forecast predict ing good or hot weather for three or four days to came may send thousands of reapers into the fields to tuku ad vantage of favorable weather, and, ftl If by magic, change the landscape from one of waving grain or grass Into u scene of haycocks, or wheat sheaves. Special Systems Perfected. The United States weather bureau has perfected special systems and facilities for obtaining and disseminat ing advance weather news adapted to the protection of growers of many spe clal crops In different sections of the country. In connection with the weath er reports received from Its 200 sta tions and from 4,500 other observation points, the bureau has established a large number of special stations for observating crop weather conditions In the corn, wheat, cotton, sugar, rice, and cattle-ralslng districts. The object of this service Is to furnish the growers of each of these crops throughout the summer with Information that will en able them to handle the crops to. best advantage. The corn and wheat region service covers, for example, the lo principal grain states, In which it maintains one region center, IS dis trict centers, and 174 speclul stations, from which telegrams are received daily and reports disseminated. Daily bulletins showing the temperature and rainfall at these stations are published at 18 different points and distributed to approximately 2,775 dif ferent people. Similar services deal ing with cotton weather conditions cover the 11 principal cotton states and consist of data gathered In 13 centers through 175 special stations. The crop weather service is partic ularly important to alfalfa growers iu all the western states and special three or four-day forecasts are Issued throughout the season to alfalfa har vester. Special Fruit-Region Service. The special fruit-region weather warning service, which forecasts pur- ticularly the coining of spring Irosts. Ib of particular value in the intensive orcharding districts where fruit grow era have made preparations by means of smudging or heating or other mean to protect their orchards from frost. The orchard forecasts and warnings are principally for the benefit of fruit men of Ohio. Colorado, Utah, Well ington, Oregon and California. This service has been expanded by the es tablishment of seven new trtttons In the grape and peach-growing districts) of northern Ohio and by tin" detailing of trained men for special duty In the fruit district of the Hood river vulle.v, Oregon, and the Gunnison valley, Colorado. Those men study the local situation and give expert Infoi'inution to the fruit growers n t tin- tem peratures to be expected and its to the probable need to light flre In theft orchard Speclul rain and temperature fore casts for the sheepmen In Oregon, Washington, and Idaho were i le b the Restrict forecast cr at 1'nrlluud. Oie!', -faring the shearing rind lambing senson of 101U. It Is estimated that there are more than 6,000,000 sheep In these states. t wtBleu ttedlng Is expensive, sheen n: r.' usually attorn und put on the ranges s early m possi ble. Early larablnl i: encouraged also. Hefore being thorn. If stormy and cold wenlfler prevalli;, the sheep may succumb to fatigue ami slurvati.'ti, and after they are shorn It Is tteccsi snrv to keen them near natural r artificial protection for it slan t (rlod If unfavorable condition t prevail. The forecasts enable, proper precautions to be taken by anticipating Uieso condi tions, and also give Information as to favorable weather condition! fur sev eral duys in advance, so that sheep may be grazed farther away from protection. KOTO EMULSION is the rich tonic-food to nourish your nerve-centers, repair the wasted tissue, improve your blood-power, sharpen your appetite and gradually re-establish your strength. l 6et SCOTT'S for yourself, or remind some ailing friend that SCOTT'S has proven these words for thousands of others. Look for this Trade-Mark. Scott A Bowne, Bloomfield. N. J. TREES SHIPPED ANYWHERE-FREIGHT PAID ttff&r WASHINGTON NURSERY C0. tr Granulated Eyelids, Eyes inflamed by expo- . . , . . lure to Sun, uustano nira . - quickly relieved by murine r V ftS EyeRemedy. NoSimrtinR. "-'4l7 jut Eye Comfort. At Your Druggiit's 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye S.lvtiaTX.25c.ForDeokilteEyeFreea.l( Druggist, or Murine tje Remedy Co., CUcig- SAGE TEA DANDY 10 For Backward Bunnies. "Papa?" "Well, Rutherford" "I have just figured out why bun nies have fuzzy little tails." "That's fine. What is the reason?" "Bunnies llvo in holes, you know." "Exactly." "And I suppose many of the holes are bo narrow the bunnies can't turn round in them very well." "Very likely." "Well, that'B the reason." "I don't quite get your line of thought." "The fuzzy little tails keep them from hurting themselves when they back Into things." Youngstown Telegram. Pimnles. hoila. carbuncles, drv up and disappear with Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, in tametB or nquiu, Common Fault Among Ministers. "Mr. Asquith was prime minister of Great Britain, wasn't he?" inquired Mrs. Leonldas W. Van Quentln yester day morning. "He was," replied hor husband. "And he has been removed?" "The same." "What was the matter? Couldn't he preach good enough?' "Oh. I gueBB he nreached all right but he prayed too long." Kansas City Star. Grandmother's Recipe Bring Back Color and Lustre to Hair. to Natural Magic. "The amateur magician who enter tained us did somo wonderful tricks. He made a chicken turn rabbit right before our eyes." "That's nothing. Any ordinary speeder can make an automobile turn turtle without half trying." Baltimore American. You can turn gray, faded hair beau tifully dark and lustrous almost over night if you'll get a 50-cent bottle of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Com pound at any drug store. Minions oi bottles of this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of other ingredients, are sold annually, says a well-known druggist here, be cause It darkens the hair so naturally and evenly that no one can tell It has been applied. Those whose hair Is turning gray or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or two applications the gray hair van ishes and your locks become luxuriant ly dark and beautiful. This is the age of youth. Gray haired, unattractive folks aren't want ed around, so get busy with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night and you'll be delighted with your dark, handsome hair and your youthful ap pearance within a few days. This preparation is a toilet requisite and is not intended for the cure, miti gation or prevention of disease. It Does Happen. "I don't think the truth of that Cin derella Btory ever came out." "No?" "I think she took off her slipper be cause it hurt her. I've seen ladieB do that in restaurants many a time. Louisville Courier-Journal. The Reason Why. "I wonder why X was selected as the symbol of the unknown quantity." "Because none of your friends ever have one when you want t borrow It." Baltimore American. Quick Exit. "Now your work on our magazine will be to run the cookery depart ment." "All right." "Christmas is coming on and we shall want you to get up somo recipes Among others I wish you to get up a reclpo for a poor man s plum pudding. "I reBign. I can't think of any In gredients to fit that title." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Your new poem Is charming! So unllko your usual work." Boston Transcript. Garfield Tea was your Grandmother's Remedy for every stomach and intes tinal ill. Thll good old-fashioned herb home remedy for constipation, stomach ills ami other deraneementa of the sys tern bo prevalent these days is in even trreuter favor bb a family medicine than in your grandmother's day. Both of Them. One day a professor and his com tianlon became involved In an argu ment as to which waB the handsomer man of the two. Not being able to arrive at a settle ment of the question they agreed, In a spirit of fun, to leave it to the de cision of a Chinaman who was seen approaching them. The matter being laid before blm. the Oriental considered long and care fully, then he onnounced in a tone of finality: Both aro worse. Chicago News. Both Surprised. Mr. Goodleigh I was surprised to see you in a helplessly intoxicated condition last evening. Tipples I was surprised myself. I thought I could stand a lot more. Exchange. HosteBS (at purty) Does your mother allow you to have two pieces of pie when you are at home, Willie? Willie (who haa asked for a Becond piece) No, ma'am. Hostess Well, do you think that she'd like you to have two pieces here? Willie (confidently) Oh, she wouldn't care. This isn't her pie. Detroit Free Press. "Owens says he gives employment to a largo number of men." "So he does other people'B bill col lectors." Boston Transcript. go- Jordan Wllkins, who are you Ing to room with next year? Wllkins My wife. College Record also safer In case of accident. The p0rtant than outside, because the skin aluminum surface retains paint well and the Increased rigidity makes the car more durable. does not absorb Impurities to contain Inate the blood, while the pores in the thirty feet of bowele do. Plant Lobsters in Pacific. The most successful shipment of lobsters across the continent that has ever been made was completed by the United States bureau of fisheries re cently, when 5,400 of the crustaceans were liberated off Orcas Island, In the state of Washington. The shipment represented no additional carload Of adult lobsters sent from Maine as au Important step In the bureau's efforts to establish eastern lobsters on the Pe clflc couL The Earl and the Girl. Family tree, Wealth by chance, Here we see True romance. Kansas City Journal. Suffered Great Pain Letter TB of Lona Looked -for Prcacriphon. Dear Mr. Editor 1 am maklnn a per sonal aupoal to your readers who are bothered with kidney ami bladder trouble and rhoumatism, to pivn tip the uso of. harsh salts, or alcoholic kidney medi cines and In their place tako a short troatmont of "Aiiurlc" and bo convinced of Its wonderful virtuos as I was. 1 suf fered groat pttln, had a eroat deal of Irritation, waK:r beeamo foul. I tried everything advised but with no results. I sent for a box of " Anuric Tablets" anil soon discovered that they brought roller. I have used thorn Flneo, ami no. tho water is natural, my health good, and appetite splendid. Some of tho doctor pronounced my trouble enlo rged prostate. riliW 1 litve in, inure triiulilti aim l lliiii-t. assuredly feel that this latest discovery of Dr. Pierce s la tho Doe (or t remedy bladder and kidney troubles that I know of. It I can Induce anyono to give It a trial, I feel that ho will thank me for calling attention to this great boon that relieves tins seeiiiinnly worst of ail troubles that huiairn Bosh can fall heir to. (Signed) H. H. Fleisjies. Every Niqht For Constipation Head dche.Indicf es f ion.etc RANDRETH PIL.L.: Safe and Sure E Nora: Up to this time, " Anuric " has not been on salo to the public, nut by tho pemiaalon of many patients and the Increaaed domaud for this wonderful healing tablet, Doctor Plorco haa finally decided to put It Into the drug stores of this country within Immediate reach, or send 10 cents lor large trial package. Simply ask for Doctor Pierce's Anuric Tablets. There can be no imitation. Every package of "Anuric "la sure to bo Dr. Pierce's. You will tind tho signature on the packai?o just as you do on Dr. Plcrcfl's Favorite Prescription, tho ever famous friend to ailing women, and Dr. Plerce'a Golden Medical Discovery, provon by years to l the greatest general tonic and reconstructor for any one. At any rate don't give tip hope of being cured oi your malady until just a few dosea of " Anuric " have proven that It will make you foal Itko a dillep ent person. EDiTon Ploaso Insert this letter la some conspicuous place tn your paper.