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n LAMEST HflTFLIKTHFNnRTU.l WEST- REWENU OCTOBER-IONtfc (R S50 ROOMS VIW rv-U SOFOOTr SAMPIE ROOMS' SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, JEggi and Farm Produce - to the Old Reliable Everdlna; house with record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and baaaeured of TOP MARKET PRICES. , F. M. CRONKHITE M7 Front Street 'i Portland, Oreion IS Dardanelles Also to Be Turned Over on Victory of Allies. HELP IS SENT TO BUCHAREST PREMIER ASQUITH RESIGNS I Crisis in British Cabinet is Reached; VeryOlie SflOUld : .. Bonar Law Called. ' . . Prink Hnt Watoi-: ; " in the Morning Wash away all the itomach, liver, ' and bowel poison before ' . -v breakfast. . ' . . ":: juonoon me government crisis found a solution Tuesday night which up to the hour of its announcement had been considered the least probable of practical alternatives. Herbert H, Asquith resigned the premiership. which he has held through eight stormy years of domestic and foreign history. The Unionist leader, Andrew Bonar Law, was summoned to the palace im- AUTOMOBILE SCHOOL ! - The achoof where you should fletyourtnlnlng must be practical and give you a good shop ex iwrlence. The Portland . . I. M. I. ft, A.TIMHILI SCHOtL IS THAT PU 1 AddreM The RecJstnr. Portland Y. M. C. A.. and get an Illustrated Bulletin Hiving the com : sfcte defalk of COST, TIME and CONDITIONS Learn SHORTHAND Br eorriMpon dance in year own home, Write today tor infermatien. 4 SUCCESS SHORTHAND SCHOOL SOS Lib.rty Buildus. ' Seattle, Wtuh. ARE YOU GOING EAST? Consult ua about reduced freitrht rates i houKehold Roods to all points. Font through jervice. Pacific Coast Forward in Company, 201 tt iicoz uanains. rortiana, ure. Mamnall 2i97. effl ELECTRIC MOTORS 0ooht, Sold, Rented and Repaired Burneide, cor. loth. Portland, Ore. BREOON Vulqanizinq Company moved te m to 87 Burn aide St., Port land, Ore. Larreet Tire Repair Plant in uie NoruiwMt. Uountrjr aervice apeoiaiiy, use rarcei foet. SALTS FINE FOR ACHING KIDNEYS We eat too much meat which - clogs Kidneys, then the ,.,: Buck hurts. Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluceUh and cloe- ged and need a flushing occasionally, ... else we have backache and dull misery In the kidney region, severe headaches, ' rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid . stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders'.- . . You simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you ' feel an ache or pain in the kidney region, get about' four ounces of Jad .-, Bans rrom any good drug store here, take a tablespoonful in a glass of wa ter oetore breakfast for a few days mm yuur amneys will tnen act fine. . This famous salts Is made from the , acid or grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with llthla, and. is harmless to iiusa clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids In the urine so it no ; longer irritates, thus ending bladder uiHurae.rs. . Jad Salts Is harmless:-Inexnenslvn makes a delightful effervescent llthla. water drink which everybody should wk uuw ana men to keep their kid- .. ueys ciean, inua avoiding serious com plications. . A well-known local druggist says he buh ion oi jau salts to folks who be lieve in overcoming kidney trouble wmie it is only trouble. Afterward. Jonos (who has called round to see If his friend has recovered from wild night) Is Mr. Wuzzy up yet? , landlady (sternly) Yes, he got up an hour ago, drank his bath, and went buck 10 oea. London Notes. Not Always 80. "A man learns most who begins at the bottom," remarked the parlor pniiosopner. "How about the fellow who is learn- "B 10 swim r asked the more man.- Judge. ... , . - .. A. Fatal Mlatakf. A westerner had hanged hlmsolf to the bedpost by his suspenders. The verdict of the coroner's Jury ran: "De ceased came to his death by coming liumo ma aim mistaking himsolt for uio ju". rnnaaeipnla Ledger, Comedy and Pathos. "A man looks comical when he pro poses. , os, replied Miss Cayenne. "He's uiiuiiaie it ne can lot It go at that and not look pathotlo after he Is mar ried." Washington Star. Strictly Temperate, ,. He Let's go ou and have a tete-a-tete. . , . She All. right, but don't' Int. .' make mine , too Btrong.Baltimore American. Little Elsie had been chastised for miBocnavior. : ' wnats me matter dear?" ssked .... "la 'ou have au aocident?' ivno, grandma," sobbed JDlsle, "It v .-nuuiueni. M-mamma did It on p-purpose." Chicago Pally You can get rid of itching with Resinol " . w .' - "' ' ; - -.: -. . . ReJnot Otatmint and R.liwl san aullr heal t eaioa at tClcu and aluilar aklinruiiiloM. laa Sra apnlfcaluja uxally m lha nchi,it aod lurnin, ,,W4., Sold by all drunloH, oraia. ,la u! eicli fnre, write n, Dit. t- V, RmimJ, imh. laon. 114 Uu A'miW Smf.v lit naSun, New Russian Effort to Check Advance of Von Ma'ckensen Is Seen South . of Roumanian Capital City.' London An event surpassing in far reaching importance the actual mili tary operations of the war came Sun day in the public announcement by the new Russian .Premier, Alexander Tre poff, that, by an agreement concluded in 1915 and subsequently adhered to by Italy, the allies definitely established Russia's right to Constantinople and the Straits. Simultaneously, with the fate of Bucharest still hanging in the balance. came the news that Russia was mak ing heroic efforts to turn the tide of events in Roumania, in addition to ex erting vigorous pressure against Von Falkenhayn in Moldavia, where the Rnssians have gained a footing at Kir libaba. ':'.--''' The new Russian effort was visible sputh of Bucharest in an important at-. tack on l ield Marshal Von Macken- sen's rear, which, according to the Russian official report, was accom panied by some success, the Germans and Bulgarians having been driven from Tzomana and Gostinari.' The Russians are also successfully applying pressure in uoorudia. These Russian attacks on the two extreme flanks of the central forces may change the complexion of the Roumanian campaign, as there is no indication as yet that the central pow ers have succeeded in cutting off any considerable portion of the Roumanian armies. To feel your best day In and day out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile tn mat vnn. A mediately after Mr. Asquith hadde-1 breath or dull your head; no constipa- uumw uiui ura mwu, umuus ULLacKH. SICK neaaacne. prime minister's commisson, - which he colds, rheumatism or gassy; acid stom had just accepted from Mr. Asquith ' acn' yc must bathe on 'the Inside like nanas. Carranza Forces Again Occupy " V , : Looted City of Chihuahua ; Juarez, Mex. Carranza forces were again in control of Chihuahua City aunaay and-Villa had lied to the moun tains to the west of the capital city, it was announced by Genral Francisco Gonzales, commander of the Chihuahua brigade here. - General FranciBco Murguia, the Car ranza commander, who has been mov ing slowly northward from Torreon, was also reported to have entered the city after having defeated the Villa column 30 miles south of Chihuahua City. - No Americans have been killed In Chihuahua City by Villa, according to a private message received here from that city. The message said that the only foreigners - to suffer were the Chinese, for whom the bandits ahowed no mercy. General Murguia and Tre vino were both in Chihuahua City. ' Red Tape Costs Property. Sheridan, . Or. William H. Dins- more, of Sheridan, will lose his claim secured at the Colville land drawing last spring. Mr. Dinsmore sent his check for the first payment, which was due, and the government refused the check, demanding caBh. Mr. Dinsmore was not not fled until it was too late to deposit the required coin, and was informed he was out of the race. - The claim was an exceptionally fine one, adjoining cultivated land on two sides valued at $100 an acre, and Mr. Dinsmore feels the loss keenly. No announcement regarding Mr. Bonar Law's decision has been made. and there are seme doubts whether he will accept the heavy responsibility. If he declined, it is considered certain that the honor will fall to David Lloyd ueorge. The continuation of the coali tion cabinet, with some changes in its membership and the speeding up of the war management will be the policy in either event. The premier's decision to resign and advise the King to summon Andrew Bonar Law to form a cabinet was taken after a day of extraordinary po litical excitement and activity. There you bathe outoide. , This is vastly more Important, because the skin pores do not absorb impurities into the blood, while the bowel cores do. says a weu-known physician. - 10 Keep these noisons ana toxins well flushed from the stomach, liver. kidneys and bowels, drink before breakfast each day, a glass of hot water with a teasnoonful of limestone phosphate In it. This will cleanse, vuruy ana iresnen the entire alimen tary tract, before putting more food into the stomach. Get a Quarter nound of llmetnn phosphate from your pharmacist It is inexpensive and almost tasteless, except a sourish twinge which is not unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot water every morning to rid your sys- were constant enmincs -Anrl o-nirto-n nf the political leaders between Downing tem ?' tnese vlIe Poisons and toxins; street and the vrlmi o-nvommont ri.J a1!? ? Prevent their formation. partments. r Mr. Asquith met several Unionist leaders in consultation, including Earl Curzon, Lord Robert Cecil and the Earl of Derby. Noticeable absentees from this con ference were: A. J. Balfour,- who is ill; Andrew Bonar - Law( J. Austen Chamberlain and Walter Hume Long. Later in. the afternoon the premier met many of his supporters. The meeting lasted more than an hour, and it is supposed that Mr., Asquith ex plained that he was faced by almoBt insuperable obstacles to the reconcilia tion of the conflicting interests and in tended to tender -his 1 resignation.. Al most immediately the premier drove to the palace and had an audience with the King. . Buffalo Are Increasing, Washington, D. C. The buffalo, once threatened with extinction, is in- creasing In- numbers on government reservations, according to the annual report of the biological survey. Five big game preserves and 67 bird reser vations are maintained by the survev. The report urges that more tracts of land not suitable for agricultural pur. poses be converted into 1 breeding grounds lor Dirds. Many thousand acres of marsh landB, it declares, could be turned easily into breeding grounds tor water fowl. ' Motion for Haste Ready. Washington, D. C. Preparations wore made Monday to submit to the Supreme court when it reconvenes, the motion to expedite the Missouri. Okla. homa & Gulf railroad case, to deter mine , the ' constitutionality of the Adamson law. The motion for extradi tion was sent to Supreme court cham bers by Solicitor General Davis. Rail road counsel are expected to be in court and concur. . The railroad brotherhoods probably will not have counsel Dartici- patlng, the defense being in charge of ine department of Justice. Suffrage Banner Flown in Capitol as President Reads Message Washington, D. C President -Wilson's address to congress Tuesday was marked by a woman suffrage coup in the galleries the first real show of organized militancy in the capital and by a great demonstration of con gratulation to the President upon his re-election in which many Republicans Joined with the Democrats. After acknowledging the prolonged cheers and applause which greeted his entry into the hall' of the house, the President launched ' into his address, reviewing recommendations for rail road legislation, a corrupt practices act and had passed to his recommenda tions for '. a broader government for Porto Rico.", ;tie was just aDout to begin a sen tence --"the present laws governing the island and regulating the rights and privileges of its people are not just"4-when, over the rail of the gal- lefy, where sat a party of woman suf frage 'leaders, there fluttered down above the heads of an amazed assem blage of senators and representatives a silken banner of suffrage yellow, Bearing in great black letters the in scription TO feel like voune folks feel: llltn you felt before your blood, nerves and muscles became saturated with an accumulation of body poisons, begin this treatment and above all, keep it up I. As soap and hot water act on the skin, cleansing, sweetening and purifying, so limestone nhosDhate and hot water before breakfast, act on the stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels. In the 8ame Boat. , "I aBk you to pay me this bill," said a tailor to a waggish debtor. "Do you owe anybody anything?" asked the wag. - "No, sir," replied the tailor. "Then you can afford to wait" And he walked off. . A day or two afterward the letter called again. Our wag was not ail his wit's end, so turning to his creditor, he said: "Are you in debt to anvhodv?" "Yes, sir, I am sorry to say I am. "Well, why don't you Dav?" "I haven't got the money." reDlled the tailor, with a woebegone counten ance. "That s just my case, my dear sir. I am glad to perceive that you can ap preciate my position. I always respect your Judgment, sir. Give me your nana, sir." rittsburgn Chronicle-Tel- egrapn. American Scientist ' Who Died in London V --i v l BUR LI i k Overwork, lack of fresh air, mental strain or any sickne.s disturbs their functions. Stubborn coughs tear and wear the sensitive lung tissues. m should be taken promptly for hard coughs, unyielding colds, or when strength is lowered from any cause. Its high nutritive value creates resistive force to ward off sick ness. The rich cod liver oil improves the quality of the blood to relieve the cold and the glycerine is soothing and healing to the lung tissues. Reftue.Akoholic Substitute! Which Exclude the Oil ., To keeD clean and healthv take Dr m K, . .. . rierce b rieasant Pellets. They regu- iaw uver, Doweis ana stomacn. Choice of Evils. The brute of a father was convers ing with his daughter's schoolmaster. "I want my girl to study slneine.1 no sum empnaiicaiiy. , "nut, my dear sir," protested he of the cap and gown, "why not let her take part in the noble Joys of art or literature f" . "No fear." was the reolv. "Art spoilB canvaSj while literature wastes reams of paper and drives half the edi tors to drink. No, it'll be singing; that only causes a temporary disturb ance ot tne atmosnhere." London ideas. LAND FOR SALE In Ssolano County, California 'President Wilson, what will vou do 160 acres known as Nnrthwoat On.. The suffragists said afterward it m northwestern part of Solano Countv. was their protest against the Presi- Low P"?? and easy terms to the right m. a., vireen, aa! Mission dent s plea with congress for broader suffrage for men of Porto Rico, while he did not mention their own cause in his address. As the banner rippled down, the suffragists sat smiling and unperturbed watching the effect. A diminutive page, raised on the arms of men di rectly under the gallery, grasped the edge of the banner and Bnatched it down. President Wilson, attracted bv tne stir, looked up from his reading. and, apparently taking in the the sit uation at a glance, smiled broadly and, without hesitation or interruption, turned nis eyes back to his manu script and, continued his address to its ena witnout further demonstrations, Bay State "Drys" Gain. Boston No license, or "dry" forces, gained four new successes in elections 15 Massachusetts cities Tuesday. man. Address Street, San Francisco, California, Nothing Very Serious. Mrs. Casey Och, Pat, whin the doc- ther told yez ye had something wid a Latin name to it a yar-rd long, dldn' It scare yez? Casey---Faith, It did, Norah, darlin' nut whin he only chartred me a dnl. lar 01 knew it didn't amount to much. Corrected The Sheriff Have you anvthinsr tn nay usiore you are Hanged? - The Prisoner (orlEinallv from Bos ton) You don't exnect ma to talk f. terwards, do you? Judge. Fatal Kindness. rainme ao sorry to hear of your motor accident! Lionel Oh, thanks; It's nothing. Ex- Fall River, Haverhill, Leominster and pect to live through many more. Taunton shifted from the wet to the dry column. The license advocates were not successful in effecting any changes, Brockton, Salem, Cambridge ana waltham remaining no-license. New Bedford, while keeping to the wet column, aid so by a greatly re duced margin. Only 11 of the cities elected mayors, and of this number not one was chosen as a Democrat. Minnie Oh. but I hobe not! Cin cinnati commercial Tribune. It Makes a Difference. The young wife Some women don't like to have a husband bang around the house all the time, evening after evening, i m sure 1 don't mind It, do you. ; .-. Married friend Whose Husband? P. N. U, No, 60. 1010 Cuban Vote' Still In Doubt, ' Havana, Cuba 'Although a month has elapsed since Cuba's presidential election, the result' still remains in doubt and many months may elapse be fore the outcome is . definitely , known. Partial re-elections must be held in two provinces where fraud or coercion interfered. The returns give President Menoeal a majority in Matanzas. Pinar del Rio and Oriente provinces. Dr. Alfredo Zayas, liberal candidate, car ried Havana and Camaguey provinces. Road Headquarter Go to Portland. Washington. D. C The dnnartmont QAgriculture haa decided to locate at rortiand headquarters of the North western public road and rural engineer ing district, created under the new Federal good roads act Government road construction in Oreiron. Washing. ton and Idaho will be supervised from roruana. - .,, . , Turkish War Budget Increased. ' Amsterdam,' via London A Conatan tlnoP' dispatch says tho Turkish chamber of deputies has accepted a proposal to increase this year's budget for the war ministry . by 60,000,000. Snakes Rout Road Crew, Baker, Or. There was a scattering oi roaa improvement workers near Hereford Wednesday when the road crew dug into a small dirt cave and unearthed a colony of small snakes, more than 600 in number, the reptiles having begun their long winter sleep. Many of the snakes were twined so closely together that it was extremely difficult to determine how many were contained in the scaly mass. The snakes were not thought to be pois onous. .- ,. .. Hobbs' Scheme. "So you think Hobbs is miserly." "Miserly! Why. be makes a Dolnt of going out to lunch early before his appetite comes on, so that he can save money." Boston Transcript Countess Resists Tax. Philadelphia Whether titled Amer ican heiresses living abroad and having; sourecs of income in this country are exempt from th obligations of the Federal Income tax statute was a point of law raised by Countess Emily R. Degandy, of Paris, daughter of the late John Jacob Ridgeway, of this city, in uw unuea states District court here. Judge Dickinson reserved decis ion. The countess paid a tax of $7176.62 under protest in 1913. TAKE EVERY PRECAUTION AGAINST A SPELL OF IN DIGESTION BILIOUSNESS CONSTIPATION . - COLDS; GRIPPE . OR MALARIA RESORT TO HOSTETTERS Stomach Bitters v ' . . -It-- Wn- ' 'V Seattle Plana Boycott. Seattle, Wash. Steps were taken Wednesday by women here to start tXXttltCflRST SIGN nt Tonimrr ooycoii on eggs, butter and notatrMul- Officers of the Houskeepers' . Club issued a call for a mass meeting of the women when plans will be laid for the war against high prices of food. H" Sis Hiram Stevens Maxim, actnntiat and inventor, who quit the United States in 1884 when his semi-auto matic rapid fire gun was reiected bv the United States and accepted by the entisn government, has just died in London. In 1887 he was knighted by Queen Victoria for his work in inven tion and science. " ; Price of Horses Wil Advance. Lewiston,' Idaho That the Drice of horses will continue to advance is the opinion of E. E. Flood, ex-president of the Northwest Livestock Show.' D. O. Lieth, buyer for a large exporting company in Kansas City, Mo., who spent several months in this . territory purcnasing nundreds of horses, wired Mr. Flood that he would Boon return to the Northwest and renew his mirchases of animals suitable for use on Euro pean battlefields. .. The prices for ' horses are ranidlv advancing, due to the fact that the allies have taken bo many out of this territory and shipped them to Europe, said Mr. Flood. "Mr. Lieth will find prices advanced even since he left here a short time ago. I take it that the allied forces are not expecing any let up in hostilities in Europe when they send their agents back here for more war horses. ' Redmond Growers Sell Potatoes, Redmond, Or. The News Letter, is sued by R. A. Blanchard, county agri culturist, at Redmond, recently to the members of the Deschutes Valley Po tato Growers' association contained the information that , the first pool of tne season was sold by Manager R. H. Parsons, consisting of five cars of po tatoes, which go to San Francisco. These potatoes were sold through the R, W. Faulkner company, Of Sacra mento. Buyers have paid as high as $2 a sack, representing 35 cents above the market price. .. Ridgefield Potatoes Are Selling. Ridgefleld, Wash Because local po tato buyers are unable to get cars for making Eastern shipments, hundreds of sacks of potatoes are being Bhipped by water to Portland, where thev are piacea in cars tnere, while some are put aboard vessels . for California points. Last Wednesday 1000 sacks of were' shipped from the warehouse here to Portland, and on Friday 800 sacks were sent - Despite the heavy snipmenta tne warehouse is again full, while the storeroom in a large feed store nas several hundred sacks. TREES SHIPPED ANYWHERE FREIGHT PAID Small oiden weU-aa Hi. Ornamental!, Fruit Trees, Eta. Hardy and suaranteed. , Ijaixeat Nursery between Rockiea and Cescadea. 14th Year. U.WHI Ordera Laat Year. Taapoiia, Wall Cue watfe Oat Fnn WASHINGTON NURSERY CO. LAND FOR SALE In Kern County, California 20 acres fenced and having old well. aoout nve miles from Bakersfleld, Cal ifornia, near highway. Good alfalfa land or potatoes and other vegetables. Good crop is being raised on adjoining imiu. in ear gooa nomes and schools. unly five miles from Bakersfleld. Low price and easy terms to the right man wno wants some good land and good location where he can do well. Address M. A. Green, 822 Mission Street San : Forest Notes. The National Forests contain the most extensive public playgrounds in the world, and are open to the free use or tne people. . Lightning caused 27 per cent of the 1091 forest fires suppressed by me roresi service in Oregon, Wash ington and Alaska during the season oi 1810. The timber and grazing resources in tne national Forests of Oreeon Washington and Alaska have an esti mated value of 233,000,000. . . iNODoay can reu when you uaricen uray, Jt aded Hair with Sage Tea. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORT ? Portland Wheat Bluestem. 11.48 forty-fold, $1.43; club, $1.42; red Rus sian, 11.88. Oats No. 1 white feed, $35.00, Barley No. 1 feed, $37.60. , Flour Patents, $8; straights, $6.80 (aj'f.ssv; exports, $6.80; valley, $7.60 wnoie wneat, 8.20; graham, $8.00. MUtTeed Spot prices: Bran. $26.5027.00perton; shorts, $30.1 81.00; rolled barley, $40.0041.60. uorn Whole. $47 per ton: cracked $48. Hay Producers' prices: Timothv. Eastern Oregon, $1720 per ton; tim othy, valley, $1617; alfalfa, $16 i-f.uus vaaey grain hay. 113al5 ciover, siz.ou. . Butter Cubes, extras. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 40c. butterfat, No. 1, 40c; No. 2, 38c, rortiana. bggs Oregon ranch, current re ceipts, 40c per dozen; Oregon rancn,tCanoiea, 46c; selects. 47c. rouitry Hens, lZfllHc; springs. 14 15c per pound; turkeys, live, 18 zvc; aressea, Z3(3JZ4e; ducks, 1416c; geese, iuc . Veal Fancy-r-llJ12c per pound. rorh- f ancy, I2$iz,e per pound, Vegetables-Artichokes. 76cfi!l.l0 per aozen; tomatoes, 75cl.Z6 per crate: cabbage. 76cf2IZ.0u Der hun dred; peppers, 67c per pound; egg plant, 68c; lettuce, $2.50; cucumbers, $11.50 per box; celery. 65(S175e ner aosen; pumpkins, 1c per pound; squasn, ngjijc per pound. rutatoes uregon. buying? Drice. i.u 1.50 per hundred, country points; sweets, $2.75 per hundred. Unions Oregon buying prices. $2.60 per sack, country points. . Ureen Fruits Apples, new. 60c(ffS2 per box; pears, $11.60; grapes, $1 2; casabas. He; cranberries. S10.50 (SUZ.ou per barrel. Hops 1916 crop, 810c per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, fine. 267ffi 27e: coarse, 3334e: valley. 33c Mohair---8545c per pound. , : Cascara bark Old and new. Sic ner pound. . Cattle Steers, prime. $6.75(27.25: good, $6.406.75; common to fair. $5a 6.00; cows, choice. $5.26(6: medium good. $4.60CdS: ordinary to fair. $3.604; heifers,. $4(5:6, bulls. $3(0) 4.25; calves. $4Cd:7.60. Bogs Prime. $9.25rt9.75: Brood to prime mixed, $8.269; rough heavy. $8(88.26; pigs and skips, $88.25. bneep Lambs, 18(8:8.75: vearlinirs. other. $7(87.60: old wethers. I6.2R 6,60; ewes, $5(5.50. . . Grandmother keDt her hair beauti fully darkened, glossy and attractive witn a orew of Sage Tea and Su nhur. Whenever her hair took on that dull, faded or streaked appearance, this simple mixture was applied with won derful effect. By asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound," you will get a large bot tle of this old-time recibe. imnroved hy the addition of other Ingredients, an reaay to UBe, for about 60 cents. This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and. oeauty to tne nalr. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeth's Saee and Sulphur Compound now because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it has been ap pliedit's so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft brush and draw it through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an other application or two, it is restored to its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beautiful. This preparation is a delightful toilet requisite. It is not intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention oi disease. M Peruna eases the burden of the housekeeper by keep ing away the danger of Illness resulting from colds, coughs, and indigestion due to catarrhal condi tion. It speedily re lieves and overcomes these. Its tonic properties tnild on the strength of the physically weak and run down, and its use In oonvalescense, especially after grip, is remarkably beneficial. KEEP IT ON HAND - The wise housekeeper has Peruos on hand for Instant use even if catarrhal UoubleB do not call for its regular ad ministration. A dose or two la time often prevents a long illness. Liquid or tablet form. ' Hanailn Tiibleta are a splendid laxative for home use. Ask the dra&lBt ". THE PERUNA COMPANY Columbus, Ohio Loves Hia Liza. "Look here, Sam." . "Yes. Liza." "I begins t' think yer doesn't love me no mo v "Nonsense, Liza; what put that In yo' head?" ....... "Why, you Just sits there by the lire ana sees me work." "Why, Liza, the more I sits here by mm ure au sees yer workin , the more i toves yer, noney." Buffalo News. The Crank' View. '. Sooiety Reporter I understand you are making plans to marry Miss New rich next year, Count Brokinsky. 1 Count Brokinsky-Ha! You are Quite correct But I have ze plans all fin ished, i We are now working on ze budgef'-rExchange. 1 . . ' Of Course. Feminist Just' think, were taken away from if " the girls this college what would follow? Chorus of roughs We ; would uuapparal. Nothing Unemployed. 7 . Talk about people who put every thing to use, Mrs, Blank is the limit" "Is she?" '. ' ; ' ",. ;' "Why, that woman would use th family skeleton for a dresss form," Boston Transcript. "In A Chappie' Lament ' Shakespearean times young bloods sat on the stasre. "And we think we know it alL Why, the best we can do today is to put ex tra chairs in the orchestra bit." Louisville Courier-Journal. f - True to Life. '.' 4 "Tell me honestly," said the novel reader to the novel writer, "did you ever see a woman who stood and tap ped on the floor impatiently with her toe for several moments, as vm a a. scribe?" . " ; "Yes," was the thouehtful renlv. "T did once." "Who was she?" . "She was a clog dancer." Tit-Bits. A Useful Lap Dog. - '" " Mistress (overjoyed at the unex pected recovery of her long-lost Fldo) : And tell me, Peters, where did you find my sweet little darling? Peters Well, mum er the fact is. a low sort qf fellow had him tied to a pole and was washing windows with him. London Passing Show. : Mr. Meek Objects. ; " "The subject of white slavery" "Pardon me." said skimnv litiio n. Meek, "but I prefer not to talk about . my condition." Judge. ; Due Caution. "Prisoner at the bar, will you he tried by jury or by the court?" ; !'By Jury, your honor by Jury!" "Humph! Why er haven't I seen you before somewhere?" "Yes, your honor. 1 sell you ice In summer and do your plumbing In win. ter." Richmond Times-Dispatch. Young Husband You , are always right, dear! Young Wife-Do you really think so? ' Young Husband Oh, yes, and I am always wrong about everything, .' Modern Life. . "Well, how did things come out In your school contests?" ' "Trifle mixed. A girl won the ham mer throwing contest and a boy took first prize for fruit cake." Louis ville Courier-JournsJ. What Is Uric Acid? The causb of packachb, rheumatism, gravel and sudden death. Ever flinca tfift disenvarv tt nvU a!,. In the blood by Scheele, in 1775, and the bad effect it had upon the body, scientists and nhvaicians ham strivon to rid the tissues and the blood of this poison. Because of its over abundance in tba system it causes backache, pains here and there, rheu matism, gout, gravel, neuralgia and Bciaticn. It was Dr. Pierce who dis covered a new aeent. allfid t Annrlo which will throw out and completely eradicate this nrio acid from tho rvs- tem. "Annrio" haa proved to be 37 times more potent than lithut, and consequently yon need no longer fear nracuiar or articular rbenmatiam or EOUt, or many other diseases whirh am dependent on an accumulation of uria acid within the body. Bend to Dr. Vrco, of the Invalids' Hotel and Rnr. eical Institute, Buffalo. N. Y.. for a pamphlet on Anuric "or send 10 rmnfa for a trial pacfeapj of "Anuric Tablets." ii yon ieei that tired, wora-oot The French Tribunal. Doctors-Why were you rejected? Applicant (smiling) For im becility. "What do you do for a livlnK?" Nothing; I have an income of 60,-1 feeling, backache, neoraleia, or if vnnr ercci, u uisiurueu oy too frequent 000 francs. "Are you married?" ' "Yes." "What does your wife do?" "Nothing; she Is richer than 1." "You are no Imbecile. , Passed for general Service." London Daily News. j a- i-j yf Eyes in named by expo. urcroani.BiiHiEaitaia TVwf Pi,' P0n)n 88 a Liver Pill. One ' lYilet a Dmc- Cun i- TV!: TT.-.v. i , ymrrDTOT1? 5 r per Konle- srl.E tio Indication, 'n ataxic r..r.-.., Ki yrrrwxa n iennei,mentd ol t Prugguu or (Sail t l,vs mmiy Cs., C&iCHja lint Ere 4 quickly relieved by Hsria tjrtKnacay.MoSina just Ere Comfort. At urination, go to your best tlrng store and ask for Dr. Tierce's Annrio Tablets. ' Ihey are put np in 60-cent packages. Doctor Pierco's reputation is back of this medicine and yoa know that his Golden Medil Discovery" for fie Wood and his ravont l'wv, for the ills of women have 1 i did reputation fur the p. t . it