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WEST- REWENU OCTOBER-IONtfc (R
Veal, Pork, Beef,
Poultry, Butter, JEggi
and Farm Produce -
to the Old Reliable Everdlna; house with
record of 45 years of Square Dealings, and
baaaeured of TOP MARKET PRICES. ,
F. M. CRONKHITE
M7 Front Street 'i Portland, Oreion
Dardanelles Also to Be Turned
Over on Victory of Allies.
HELP IS SENT TO BUCHAREST
PREMIER ASQUITH RESIGNS I
Crisis in British Cabinet is Reached; VeryOlie SflOUld : ..
Bonar Law Called. ' . . Prink Hnt Watoi-:
; " in the Morning
Wash away all the itomach, liver,
' and bowel poison before
' . -v breakfast. . ' . . "::
juonoon me government crisis
found a solution Tuesday night which
up to the hour of its announcement had
been considered the least probable of
practical alternatives. Herbert H,
Asquith resigned the premiership.
which he has held through eight stormy
years of domestic and foreign history.
The Unionist leader, Andrew Bonar
Law, was summoned to the palace im-
! - The achoof where you should fletyourtnlnlng
must be practical and give you a good shop ex
iwrlence. The Portland
. . I. M. I. ft, A.TIMHILI SCHOtL IS THAT PU
1 AddreM The RecJstnr. Portland Y. M. C. A..
and get an Illustrated Bulletin Hiving the com
: sfcte defalk of COST, TIME and CONDITIONS
Br eorriMpon dance in year own home,
Write today tor infermatien.
4 SUCCESS SHORTHAND SCHOOL
SOS Lib.rty Buildus. ' Seattle, Wtuh.
ARE YOU GOING EAST?
Consult ua about reduced freitrht rates i
houKehold Roods to all points. Font through
jervice. Pacific Coast Forward in Company, 201
tt iicoz uanains. rortiana, ure. Mamnall 2i97.
0ooht, Sold, Rented and Repaired
Burneide, cor. loth. Portland, Ore.
BREOON Vulqanizinq Company
moved te m to 87 Burn aide St., Port
land, Ore. Larreet Tire Repair Plant
in uie NoruiwMt. Uountrjr aervice
apeoiaiiy, use rarcei foet.
SALTS FINE FOR
We eat too much meat which
- clogs Kidneys, then the
,.,: Buck hurts.
Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluceUh and cloe-
ged and need a flushing occasionally,
... else we have backache and dull misery
In the kidney region, severe headaches,
' rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid
. stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts
of bladder disorders'.- .
. You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
' feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about' four ounces of Jad
.-, Bans rrom any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful in a glass of wa
ter oetore breakfast for a few days
mm yuur amneys will tnen act fine.
. This famous salts Is made from the
, acid or grapes and lemon Juice, com
bined with llthla, and. is harmless to
iiusa clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. It also neu
tralizes the acids In the urine so it no
; longer irritates, thus ending bladder
. Jad Salts Is harmless:-Inexnenslvn
makes a delightful effervescent llthla.
water drink which everybody should
wk uuw ana men to keep their kid-
.. ueys ciean, inua avoiding serious com
. A well-known local druggist says he
buh ion oi jau salts to folks who be
lieve in overcoming kidney trouble
wmie it is only trouble.
Jonos (who has called round to see
If his friend has recovered from
wild night) Is Mr. Wuzzy up yet?
, landlady (sternly) Yes, he got up
an hour ago, drank his bath, and went
buck 10 oea. London Notes.
Not Always 80.
"A man learns most who begins at
the bottom," remarked the parlor
"How about the fellow who is learn-
"B 10 swim r asked the more man.-
Judge. ... , . - ..
A. Fatal Mlatakf.
A westerner had hanged hlmsolf to
the bedpost by his suspenders. The
verdict of the coroner's Jury ran: "De
ceased came to his death by coming
liumo ma aim mistaking himsolt for
uio ju". rnnaaeipnla Ledger,
Comedy and Pathos.
"A man looks comical when he pro
os, replied Miss Cayenne. "He's
uiiuiiaie it ne can lot It go at that
and not look pathotlo after he Is mar
ried." Washington Star.
Strictly Temperate, ,.
He Let's go ou and have a tete-a-tete.
. , .
She All. right, but don't' Int. .'
make mine , too Btrong.Baltimore
Little Elsie had been chastised for
miBocnavior. : '
wnats me matter dear?" ssked
.... "la 'ou have au aocident?'
ivno, grandma," sobbed JDlsle, "It
v .-nuuiueni. M-mamma did
It on p-purpose." Chicago Pally
You can get rid
of itching with
" . w .' - "' ' ; - -.: -. . .
ReJnot Otatmint and R.liwl san aullr heal
t eaioa at tClcu and aluilar aklinruiiiloM.
laa Sra apnlfcaluja uxally m lha nchi,it aod
lurnin, ,,W4., Sold by all drunloH, oraia.
,la u! eicli fnre, write n, Dit. t- V, RmimJ, imh.
laon. 114 Uu A'miW Smf.v lit naSun,
New Russian Effort to Check Advance
of Von Ma'ckensen Is Seen South
. of Roumanian Capital City.'
London An event surpassing in far
reaching importance the actual mili
tary operations of the war came Sun
day in the public announcement by the
new Russian .Premier, Alexander Tre
poff, that, by an agreement concluded
in 1915 and subsequently adhered to by
Italy, the allies definitely established
Russia's right to Constantinople and
Simultaneously, with the fate of
Bucharest still hanging in the balance.
came the news that Russia was mak
ing heroic efforts to turn the tide of
events in Roumania, in addition to ex
erting vigorous pressure against Von
Falkenhayn in Moldavia, where the
Rnssians have gained a footing at Kir
The new Russian effort was visible
sputh of Bucharest in an important at-.
tack on l ield Marshal Von Macken-
sen's rear, which, according to the
Russian official report, was accom
panied by some success, the Germans
and Bulgarians having been driven
from Tzomana and Gostinari.' The
Russians are also successfully applying
pressure in uoorudia.
These Russian attacks on the two
extreme flanks of the central forces
may change the complexion of the
Roumanian campaign, as there is no
indication as yet that the central pow
ers have succeeded in cutting off any
considerable portion of the Roumanian
To feel your best day In and day
out, to feel clean inside; no sour bile
tn mat vnn. A
mediately after Mr. Asquith hadde-1 breath or dull your head; no constipa-
uumw uiui ura mwu, umuus ULLacKH. SICK neaaacne.
prime minister's commisson, - which he colds, rheumatism or gassy; acid stom
had just accepted from Mr. Asquith ' acn' yc must bathe on 'the Inside like
Carranza Forces Again Occupy "
V , : Looted City of Chihuahua
; Juarez, Mex. Carranza forces were
again in control of Chihuahua City
aunaay and-Villa had lied to the moun
tains to the west of the capital city, it
was announced by Genral Francisco
Gonzales, commander of the Chihuahua
- General FranciBco Murguia, the Car
ranza commander, who has been mov
ing slowly northward from Torreon,
was also reported to have entered the
city after having defeated the Villa
column 30 miles south of Chihuahua
No Americans have been killed In
Chihuahua City by Villa, according to
a private message received here from
that city. The message said that the
only foreigners - to suffer were the
Chinese, for whom the bandits ahowed
no mercy. General Murguia and Tre
vino were both in Chihuahua City. '
Red Tape Costs Property.
Sheridan, . Or. William H. Dins-
more, of Sheridan, will lose his claim
secured at the Colville land drawing
last spring. Mr. Dinsmore sent his
check for the first payment, which was
due, and the government refused the
check, demanding caBh.
Mr. Dinsmore was not not fled until
it was too late to deposit the required
coin, and was informed he was out of
the race. -
The claim was an exceptionally fine
one, adjoining cultivated land on two
sides valued at $100 an acre, and Mr.
Dinsmore feels the loss keenly.
No announcement regarding Mr.
Bonar Law's decision has been made.
and there are seme doubts whether he
will accept the heavy responsibility.
If he declined, it is considered certain
that the honor will fall to David Lloyd
ueorge. The continuation of the coali
tion cabinet, with some changes in its
membership and the speeding up of the
war management will be the policy in
The premier's decision to resign and
advise the King to summon Andrew
Bonar Law to form a cabinet was
taken after a day of extraordinary po
litical excitement and activity. There
you bathe outoide. , This is vastly
more Important, because the skin
pores do not absorb impurities into
the blood, while the bowel cores do.
says a weu-known physician. -
10 Keep these noisons ana toxins
well flushed from the stomach, liver.
kidneys and bowels, drink before
breakfast each day, a glass of hot
water with a teasnoonful of limestone
phosphate In it. This will cleanse,
vuruy ana iresnen the entire alimen
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Get a Quarter nound of llmetnn
phosphate from your pharmacist It
is inexpensive and almost tasteless,
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys-
were constant enmincs -Anrl o-nirto-n nf
the political leaders between Downing tem ?' tnese vlIe Poisons and toxins;
street and the vrlmi o-nvommont ri.J a1!? ? Prevent their formation.
Mr. Asquith met several Unionist
leaders in consultation, including Earl
Curzon, Lord Robert Cecil and the
Earl of Derby.
Noticeable absentees from this con
ference were: A. J. Balfour,- who is
ill; Andrew Bonar - Law( J. Austen
Chamberlain and Walter Hume Long.
Later in. the afternoon the premier
met many of his supporters. The
meeting lasted more than an hour, and
it is supposed that Mr., Asquith ex
plained that he was faced by almoBt
insuperable obstacles to the reconcilia
tion of the conflicting interests and in
tended to tender -his 1 resignation.. Al
most immediately the premier drove
to the palace and had an audience with
. Buffalo Are Increasing,
Washington, D. C. The buffalo,
once threatened with extinction, is in-
creasing In- numbers on government
reservations, according to the annual
report of the biological survey. Five
big game preserves and 67 bird reser
vations are maintained by the survev.
The report urges that more tracts of
land not suitable for agricultural pur.
poses be converted into 1 breeding
grounds lor Dirds. Many thousand
acres of marsh landB, it declares, could
be turned easily into breeding grounds
tor water fowl. '
Motion for Haste Ready.
Washington, D. C. Preparations
wore made Monday to submit to the
Supreme court when it reconvenes, the
motion to expedite the Missouri. Okla.
homa & Gulf railroad case, to deter
mine , the ' constitutionality of the
Adamson law. The motion for extradi
tion was sent to Supreme court cham
bers by Solicitor General Davis. Rail
road counsel are expected to be in court
and concur. . The railroad brotherhoods
probably will not have counsel Dartici-
patlng, the defense being in charge of
ine department of Justice.
Suffrage Banner Flown in Capitol
as President Reads Message
Washington, D. C President -Wilson's
address to congress Tuesday was
marked by a woman suffrage coup in
the galleries the first real show of
organized militancy in the capital
and by a great demonstration of con
gratulation to the President upon his
re-election in which many Republicans
Joined with the Democrats.
After acknowledging the prolonged
cheers and applause which greeted his
entry into the hall' of the house, the
President launched ' into his address,
reviewing recommendations for rail
road legislation, a corrupt practices
act and had passed to his recommenda
tions for '. a broader government for
;tie was just aDout to begin a sen
tence --"the present laws governing
the island and regulating the rights
and privileges of its people are not
just"4-when, over the rail of the gal-
lefy, where sat a party of woman suf
frage 'leaders, there fluttered down
above the heads of an amazed assem
blage of senators and representatives
a silken banner of suffrage yellow,
Bearing in great black letters the in
TO feel like voune folks feel: llltn
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became saturated with an
accumulation of body poisons, begin
this treatment and above all, keep it
up I. As soap and hot water act on
the skin, cleansing, sweetening and
purifying, so limestone nhosDhate and
hot water before breakfast, act on the
stomach, liver, kidneys and bowels.
In the 8ame Boat.
, "I aBk you to pay me this bill," said
a tailor to a waggish debtor.
"Do you owe anybody anything?"
asked the wag.
- "No, sir," replied the tailor.
"Then you can afford to wait" And
he walked off. .
A day or two afterward the letter
called again. Our wag was not ail his
wit's end, so turning to his creditor,
"Are you in debt to anvhodv?"
"Yes, sir, I am sorry to say I am.
"Well, why don't you Dav?"
"I haven't got the money." reDlled
the tailor, with a woebegone counten
"That s just my case, my dear sir.
I am glad to perceive that you can ap
preciate my position. I always respect
your Judgment, sir. Give me your
nana, sir." rittsburgn Chronicle-Tel-
American Scientist '
Who Died in London
V --i v l
Overwork, lack of fresh air, mental strain or any sickne.s
disturbs their functions. Stubborn coughs tear and wear
the sensitive lung tissues.
should be taken promptly for hard coughs, unyielding colds,
or when strength is lowered from any cause. Its high
nutritive value creates resistive force to ward off sick
ness. The rich cod liver oil improves the quality
of the blood to relieve the cold and the glycerine is
soothing and healing to the lung tissues.
Reftue.Akoholic Substitute! Which Exclude the Oil .,
To keeD clean and healthv take Dr
m K, . .. .
rierce b rieasant Pellets. They regu-
iaw uver, Doweis ana stomacn.
Choice of Evils.
The brute of a father was convers
ing with his daughter's schoolmaster.
"I want my girl to study slneine.1
no sum empnaiicaiiy.
, "nut, my dear sir," protested he of
the cap and gown, "why not let her
take part in the noble Joys of art or
literature f" .
"No fear." was the reolv. "Art
spoilB canvaSj while literature wastes
reams of paper and drives half the edi
tors to drink. No, it'll be singing;
that only causes a temporary disturb
ance ot tne atmosnhere." London
LAND FOR SALE
In Ssolano County, California
'President Wilson, what will vou do 160 acres known as Nnrthwoat On..
The suffragists said afterward it m northwestern part of Solano Countv.
was their protest against the Presi- Low P"?? and easy terms to the right
m. a., vireen, aa! Mission
dent s plea with congress for broader
suffrage for men of Porto Rico, while
he did not mention their own cause in
As the banner rippled down, the
suffragists sat smiling and unperturbed
watching the effect. A diminutive
page, raised on the arms of men di
rectly under the gallery, grasped the
edge of the banner and Bnatched it
down. President Wilson, attracted bv
tne stir, looked up from his reading.
and, apparently taking in the the sit
uation at a glance, smiled broadly and,
without hesitation or interruption,
turned nis eyes back to his manu
script and, continued his address to its
ena witnout further demonstrations,
Bay State "Drys" Gain.
Boston No license, or "dry" forces,
gained four new successes in elections
15 Massachusetts cities Tuesday.
Street, San Francisco, California,
Nothing Very Serious.
Mrs. Casey Och, Pat, whin the doc-
ther told yez ye had something wid
a Latin name to it a yar-rd long, dldn'
It scare yez?
Casey---Faith, It did, Norah, darlin'
nut whin he only chartred me a dnl.
lar 01 knew it didn't amount to much.
The Sheriff Have you anvthinsr tn
nay usiore you are Hanged? -
The Prisoner (orlEinallv from Bos
ton) You don't exnect ma to talk f.
terwards, do you? Judge.
rainme ao sorry to hear of your
Lionel Oh, thanks; It's nothing. Ex-
Fall River, Haverhill, Leominster and pect to live through many more.
Taunton shifted from the wet to the
dry column. The license advocates
were not successful in effecting any
changes, Brockton, Salem, Cambridge
ana waltham remaining no-license.
New Bedford, while keeping to the
wet column, aid so by a greatly re
duced margin. Only 11 of the cities
elected mayors, and of this number not
one was chosen as a Democrat.
Minnie Oh. but I hobe not! Cin
cinnati commercial Tribune.
It Makes a Difference.
The young wife Some women don't
like to have a husband bang around
the house all the time, evening after
evening, i m sure 1 don't mind It, do
you. ; .-.
Married friend Whose Husband?
P. N. U,
No, 60. 1010
Cuban Vote' Still In Doubt, '
Havana, Cuba 'Although a month
has elapsed since Cuba's presidential
election, the result' still remains in
doubt and many months may elapse be
fore the outcome is . definitely , known.
Partial re-elections must be held in
two provinces where fraud or coercion
interfered. The returns give President
Menoeal a majority in Matanzas. Pinar
del Rio and Oriente provinces. Dr.
Alfredo Zayas, liberal candidate, car
ried Havana and Camaguey provinces.
Road Headquarter Go to Portland.
Washington. D. C The dnnartmont
QAgriculture haa decided to locate at
rortiand headquarters of the North
western public road and rural engineer
ing district, created under the new
Federal good roads act Government
road construction in Oreiron. Washing.
ton and Idaho will be supervised from
roruana. - .,, . ,
Turkish War Budget Increased.
' Amsterdam,' via London A Conatan
tlnoP' dispatch says tho Turkish
chamber of deputies has accepted a
proposal to increase this year's budget
for the war ministry . by 60,000,000.
Snakes Rout Road Crew,
Baker, Or. There was a scattering
oi roaa improvement workers near
Hereford Wednesday when the road
crew dug into a small dirt cave and
unearthed a colony of small snakes,
more than 600 in number, the reptiles
having begun their long winter sleep.
Many of the snakes were twined so
closely together that it was extremely
difficult to determine how many were
contained in the scaly mass. The
snakes were not thought to be pois
onous. .- ,. ..
"So you think Hobbs is miserly."
"Miserly! Why. be makes a Dolnt
of going out to lunch early before his
appetite comes on, so that he can
save money." Boston Transcript
Countess Resists Tax.
Philadelphia Whether titled Amer
ican heiresses living abroad and having;
sourecs of income in this country are
exempt from th obligations of the
Federal Income tax statute was a point
of law raised by Countess Emily R.
Degandy, of Paris, daughter of the
late John Jacob Ridgeway, of this city,
in uw unuea states District court
here. Judge Dickinson reserved decis
ion. The countess paid a tax of
$7176.62 under protest in 1913.
AGAINST A SPELL OF
- COLDS; GRIPPE
. OR MALARIA
' . . -It-- Wn-
' 'V Seattle Plana Boycott.
Seattle, Wash. Steps were taken
Wednesday by women here to start tXXttltCflRST SIGN nt Tonimrr
ooycoii on eggs, butter and notatrMul-
Officers of the Houskeepers' . Club
issued a call for a mass meeting of the
women when plans will be laid for the
war against high prices of food.
Sis Hiram Stevens Maxim, actnntiat
and inventor, who quit the United
States in 1884 when his semi-auto
matic rapid fire gun was reiected bv
the United States and accepted by the
entisn government, has just died in
London. In 1887 he was knighted by
Queen Victoria for his work in inven
tion and science. "
; Price of Horses Wil Advance.
Lewiston,' Idaho That the Drice of
horses will continue to advance is the
opinion of E. E. Flood, ex-president of
the Northwest Livestock Show.' D.
O. Lieth, buyer for a large exporting
company in Kansas City, Mo., who
spent several months in this . territory
purcnasing nundreds of horses, wired
Mr. Flood that he would Boon return to
the Northwest and renew his mirchases
of animals suitable for use on Euro
pean battlefields. ..
The prices for ' horses are ranidlv
advancing, due to the fact that the
allies have taken bo many out of this
territory and shipped them to Europe,
said Mr. Flood. "Mr. Lieth will find
prices advanced even since he left here
a short time ago. I take it that the
allied forces are not expecing any let
up in hostilities in Europe when they
send their agents back here for more
war horses. '
Redmond Growers Sell Potatoes,
Redmond, Or. The News Letter, is
sued by R. A. Blanchard, county agri
culturist, at Redmond, recently to the
members of the Deschutes Valley Po
tato Growers' association contained
the information that , the first pool of
tne season was sold by Manager R. H.
Parsons, consisting of five cars of po
tatoes, which go to San Francisco.
These potatoes were sold through the
R, W. Faulkner company, Of Sacra
mento. Buyers have paid as high as $2
a sack, representing 35 cents above the
market price. ..
Ridgefield Potatoes Are Selling.
Ridgefleld, Wash Because local po
tato buyers are unable to get cars for
making Eastern shipments, hundreds
of sacks of potatoes are being Bhipped
by water to Portland, where thev are
piacea in cars tnere, while some are
put aboard vessels . for California
points. Last Wednesday 1000 sacks
of were' shipped from the warehouse
here to Portland, and on Friday 800
sacks were sent - Despite the heavy
snipmenta tne warehouse is again full,
while the storeroom in a large feed
store nas several hundred sacks.
TREES SHIPPED ANYWHERE FREIGHT PAID
Small oiden weU-aa Hi. Ornamental!, Fruit Trees, Eta. Hardy and suaranteed.
, Ijaixeat Nursery between Rockiea and Cescadea. 14th Year. U.WHI Ordera Laat Year.
Cue watfe Oat Fnn
WASHINGTON NURSERY CO.
LAND FOR SALE
In Kern County, California
20 acres fenced and having old well.
aoout nve miles from Bakersfleld, Cal
ifornia, near highway. Good alfalfa
land or potatoes and other vegetables.
Good crop is being raised on adjoining
imiu. in ear gooa nomes and schools.
unly five miles from Bakersfleld. Low
price and easy terms to the right man
wno wants some good land and good
location where he can do well. Address
M. A. Green, 822 Mission Street San
: Forest Notes.
The National Forests contain the
most extensive public playgrounds in
the world, and are open to the free
use or tne people.
. Lightning caused 27 per cent of
the 1091 forest fires suppressed by
me roresi service in Oregon, Wash
ington and Alaska during the season
The timber and grazing resources
in tne national Forests of Oreeon
Washington and Alaska have an esti
mated value of 233,000,000. . .
iNODoay can reu when you
uaricen uray, Jt aded Hair
with Sage Tea.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORT
Portland Wheat Bluestem. 11.48
forty-fold, $1.43; club, $1.42; red Rus
Oats No. 1 white feed, $35.00,
Barley No. 1 feed, $37.60. ,
Flour Patents, $8; straights, $6.80
(aj'f.ssv; exports, $6.80; valley, $7.60
wnoie wneat, 8.20; graham, $8.00.
MUtTeed Spot prices: Bran.
$26.5027.00perton; shorts, $30.1
81.00; rolled barley, $40.0041.60.
uorn Whole. $47 per ton: cracked
Hay Producers' prices: Timothv.
Eastern Oregon, $1720 per ton; tim
othy, valley, $1617; alfalfa, $16
i-f.uus vaaey grain hay. 113al5
ciover, siz.ou. .
Butter Cubes, extras.
Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 40c.
butterfat, No. 1, 40c; No. 2, 38c,
bggs Oregon ranch, current re
ceipts, 40c per dozen; Oregon
rancn,tCanoiea, 46c; selects. 47c.
rouitry Hens, lZfllHc; springs. 14
15c per pound; turkeys, live, 18
zvc; aressea, Z3(3JZ4e; ducks, 1416c;
geese, iuc .
Veal Fancy-r-llJ12c per pound.
rorh- f ancy, I2$iz,e per pound,
per aozen; tomatoes, 75cl.Z6 per
crate: cabbage. 76cf2IZ.0u Der hun
dred; peppers, 67c per pound; egg
plant, 68c; lettuce, $2.50; cucumbers,
$11.50 per box; celery. 65(S175e ner
aosen; pumpkins, 1c per pound;
squasn, ngjijc per pound.
rutatoes uregon. buying? Drice.
i.u 1.50 per hundred, country
points; sweets, $2.75 per hundred.
Unions Oregon buying prices. $2.60
per sack, country points. .
Ureen Fruits Apples, new. 60c(ffS2
per box; pears, $11.60; grapes, $1
2; casabas. He; cranberries. S10.50
(SUZ.ou per barrel.
Hops 1916 crop, 810c per pound.
Wool Eastern Oregon, fine. 267ffi
27e: coarse, 3334e: valley. 33c
Mohair---8545c per pound. , :
Cascara bark Old and new. Sic ner
Cattle Steers, prime. $6.75(27.25:
good, $6.406.75; common to fair. $5a
6.00; cows, choice. $5.26(6: medium
good. $4.60CdS: ordinary to fair.
$3.604; heifers,. $4(5:6, bulls. $3(0)
4.25; calves. $4Cd:7.60.
Bogs Prime. $9.25rt9.75: Brood to
prime mixed, $8.269; rough heavy.
$8(88.26; pigs and skips, $88.25.
bneep Lambs, 18(8:8.75: vearlinirs.
other. $7(87.60: old wethers. I6.2R
6,60; ewes, $5(5.50. . .
Grandmother keDt her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and attractive
witn a orew of Sage Tea and Su nhur.
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
faded or streaked appearance, this
simple mixture was applied with won
derful effect. By asking at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound," you will get a large bot
tle of this old-time recibe. imnroved
hy the addition of other Ingredients,
an reaay to UBe, for about 60 cents.
This simple mixture can be depended
upon to restore natural color and.
oeauty to tne nalr.
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeth's Saee
and Sulphur Compound now because
it darkens so naturally and evenly
that nobody can tell it has been ap
pliedit's so easy to use, too. You
simply dampen a comb or soft brush
and draw it through your hair, taking
one strand at a time. By morning
the gray hair disappears; after an
other application or two, it is restored
to its natural color and looks glossy,
soft and beautiful. This preparation
is a delightful toilet requisite. It is
not intended for the cure, mitigation
or prevention oi disease.
the burden of the
housekeeper by keep
ing away the danger
of Illness resulting
from colds, coughs,
and indigestion due
to catarrhal condi
tion. It speedily re
lieves and overcomes
Its tonic properties tnild on
the strength of the physically
weak and run down, and its use
In oonvalescense, especially after grip,
is remarkably beneficial.
KEEP IT ON HAND
- The wise housekeeper has Peruos
on hand for Instant use even if catarrhal
UoubleB do not call for its regular ad
ministration. A dose or two la time
often prevents a long illness.
Liquid or tablet form.
' Hanailn Tiibleta are a splendid
laxative for home use.
Ask the dra&lBt ".
THE PERUNA COMPANY
Loves Hia Liza.
"Look here, Sam."
. "Yes. Liza."
"I begins t' think yer doesn't love
me no mo v
"Nonsense, Liza; what put that In
yo' head?" .......
"Why, you Just sits there by the
lire ana sees me work."
"Why, Liza, the more I sits here by
mm ure au sees yer workin , the more
i toves yer, noney." Buffalo News.
The Crank' View. '.
Sooiety Reporter I understand you
are making plans to marry Miss New
rich next year, Count Brokinsky. 1
Count Brokinsky-Ha! You are Quite
correct But I have ze plans all fin
ished, i We are now working on ze
budgef'-rExchange. 1 .
. ' Of Course.
Feminist Just' think,
were taken away from
if " the girls
what would follow?
Chorus of roughs We ; would
Nothing Unemployed. 7 .
Talk about people who put every
thing to use, Mrs, Blank is the limit"
"Is she?" '. ' ; ' ",. ;'
"Why, that woman would use th
family skeleton for a dresss form,"
A Chappie' Lament '
bloods sat on the stasre.
"And we think we know it alL Why,
the best we can do today is to put ex
tra chairs in the orchestra bit."
Louisville Courier-Journal. f
- True to Life. '.' 4
"Tell me honestly," said the novel
reader to the novel writer, "did you
ever see a woman who stood and tap
ped on the floor impatiently with her
toe for several moments, as vm a a.
scribe?" . " ;
"Yes," was the thouehtful renlv. "T
"Who was she?" .
"She was a clog dancer." Tit-Bits.
A Useful Lap Dog. - '" "
Mistress (overjoyed at the unex
pected recovery of her long-lost Fldo) :
And tell me, Peters, where did you
find my sweet little darling?
Peters Well, mum er the fact is.
a low sort qf fellow had him tied to
a pole and was washing windows with
him. London Passing Show.
: Mr. Meek Objects. ; "
"The subject of white slavery"
"Pardon me." said skimnv litiio n.
Meek, "but I prefer not to talk about .
my condition." Judge. ;
"Prisoner at the bar, will you he
tried by jury or by the court?"
; !'By Jury, your honor by Jury!"
"Humph! Why er haven't I seen
you before somewhere?"
"Yes, your honor. 1 sell you ice In
summer and do your plumbing In win.
ter." Richmond Times-Dispatch.
Young Husband You , are always
Young Wife-Do you really think so?
' Young Husband Oh, yes, and I am
always wrong about everything,
.' Modern Life. .
"Well, how did things come out In
your school contests?"
' "Trifle mixed. A girl won the ham
mer throwing contest and a boy took
first prize for fruit cake." Louis
What Is Uric Acid?
The causb of packachb,
and sudden death.
Ever flinca tfift disenvarv tt nvU a!,.
In the blood by Scheele, in 1775, and
the bad effect it had upon the body,
scientists and nhvaicians ham strivon
to rid the tissues and the blood of
this poison. Because of its over
abundance in tba system it causes
backache, pains here and there, rheu
matism, gout, gravel, neuralgia and
Bciaticn. It was Dr. Pierce who dis
covered a new aeent. allfid t Annrlo
which will throw out and completely
eradicate this nrio acid from tho rvs-
tem. "Annrio" haa proved to be 37
times more potent than lithut, and
consequently yon need no longer fear
nracuiar or articular rbenmatiam or
EOUt, or many other diseases whirh am
dependent on an accumulation of uria
acid within the body. Bend to Dr.
Vrco, of the Invalids' Hotel and Rnr.
eical Institute, Buffalo. N. Y.. for a
pamphlet on Anuric "or send 10 rmnfa
for a trial pacfeapj of "Anuric Tablets."
ii yon ieei that tired, wora-oot
The French Tribunal.
Doctors-Why were you rejected?
Applicant (smiling) For im becility.
"What do you do for a livlnK?"
Nothing; I have an income of 60,-1 feeling, backache, neoraleia, or if vnnr
ercci, u uisiurueu oy too frequent
"Are you married?" '
"What does your wife do?"
"Nothing; she Is richer than 1."
"You are no Imbecile. , Passed for
general Service." London Daily News.
j a- i-j
yf Eyes in named by expo.
urcroani.BiiHiEaitaia TVwf Pi,' P0n)n
88 a Liver Pill. One '
lYilet a Dmc- Cun i-
TV!: TT.-.v. i ,
ymrrDTOT1? 5 r per Konle- srl.E tio Indication, 'n
ataxic r..r.-.., Ki yrrrwxa n iennei,mentd ol t
Prugguu or (Sail t l,vs mmiy Cs., C&iCHja
lint Ere 4
quickly relieved by Hsria
just Ere Comfort. At
urination, go to your best tlrng store
and ask for Dr. Tierce's Annrio Tablets. '
Ihey are put np in 60-cent packages.
Doctor Pierco's reputation is back of
this medicine and yoa know that his
Golden Medil Discovery" for fie
Wood and his ravont l'wv,
for the ills of women have 1 i
did reputation fur the p. t .