P.9.onr Own Plumbing By buyinr direct from ui at wholesale prioM md uv tba plumber1! profits. Write u to day your netd. W will firm you our roek fcottom "direct-to-you" price t. o. b. rail or boat We actually aava you from 10 Is 8e jr cent All tood guaranteed. Northwest headquarter! for Leader Water Byitems and Fuller St Johoaon Enginea. STARK-DAVIS CO. 112 Third Street. Portland, Oregon $2 MARK POSSIBLE IN WHEAT MARKET The Mathews Welding & Cutting Co., SSI Everett St.. Near Ninth. Portland, Or Portable Eleclric and Oxy-Acetylene Plant. Rudy at all Times. ( Oxy-Acetylene Welding and Cnttlni. Welding by Thermit, Electricity, Oxy-Acetylene. Welding of Shaat Steal, Cast Iron, Aluminum Brass. Etc Boiler and Marina Work a Specialty. ALSO AGENTS: The Hendereon-Wlllis Welding and Cutting Co., St. Louie. U. 8. A. Federal Braaa Works. Slit St. & Kedsie Ave., Chicago. New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new management. All room newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH Rates 50c 73c $1, $1.50 Per Day. Irrigation Systems Pipe, Flame, Pumps, Gates, Weirs, Tanks, Troughs, Silos, We spe cialize on Irrigation and Drainage Work- A. L GAGE & SON 303 Spalding Bldg. Portland, Ore. It A Goo. Violis b Milt Sk Does Not Grow So. There le only one way to get a good Violin Without Great Ex pense, which ia: Send In your Old Bad One and have it made into an Old Good One. Etl mataa given free. All work guaranteed. Sand to THE COULTER CO., 227H ttaWtla It, radlaatOm o Oheqon vulcanizinq Company moved to SSI to 937 Burnslde Ht., Port land. Ore. Largeat Tire Repair Plant in the Northweet. Country eerriaa a specialty. Uaa Panel Poat, ' She Was Shopping, be had been sitting In tbe furni ture shop for nearly two hours, In specting the stock of linoleums. Roll after roll tbe perspiring assistant Brought out, but still she seemed dls ' satisfied. From her dress he judged her to be a person of wealth, and thought It likely she would hare a good order to give. When at last he had shown her the last roll he paused 1b despair. "I'm sorry, madam," he said apolo getically, "but If you could wait ceuM get some more pieces from the factory. Perhaps you would call gain." The prospective customer gathered her belongings together and rose from the ehalr. "Yes, do," she said, with a gracious mile, "and ask them to send you one or two with very small designs, suit able for putting In the bottom of canary's cage." Chicago Journal, Great Excitement Prevails on Boards At Chicago This Week. PRICES HIGHEST SINCE 1888 "Annrle" cures Backache, Lumba Rheumatism. Send 10c.' Dr. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y., for large trial package. Warning. "I can not understand why my sec ond husband Is so fastidious," con fessed a Washington lady to her bosom friend. "He scarcely eats any thing. My first husband, who, died, need to eat everything I cooked for him." "Did you tell your present husband that?" !'Yes." "That's the reason." Pittsburgh Dispatch. Character Analysis. '1 always told Charley that he had too sensitive a nature," said young Mrs. TorKins. "Sensitive!" exclaimed Charley's Brutal brother-m-law. "Tea. You said yourself he had no business playing poker because he was always shy." Washington Star, Neutral Tints. Vender I thought your limousine was painted. Asterwall It was, but It has to be painted again. I ordered It to be fin ished in neutral colors, and the idiotic workmen painted it red, white and blue. Washington Star. The Estimate. "I hear your daughter Is going to marry a baron, Mr. Cashly, What baron is hef "Well, from what I can see of, the advantage he Is going to be to' the family, I should suy he Is a barren , waste," Baltimore American. Through. ' "Is Bill Jenkins still paying atten tion to that red-headed Smith girl?" "Not very much. They're ,tnarrlcd now." Accounted For. . "ThU play la a howling success." "Of course. That comes from try ing It on the dog." Dalt'.mora American. DR. R. A. PHILLIPS Aliekr Bldf, Portland. Or. "'Booklet. "Chronic, Waeaee, rieCauaei ana Cure, brings new tape to tlw invalid w "!.'. V?11"", lnrraM.'s re A,red ha health and happiness. WMWTOUAY. ( if BARRELS 1 I li TANKS jtt Conditions Considered Dangerous by Many Traders Corn Reaches Highest Mark Since 1867. . Chicago Speculation has gone wild in everything, especially In foodstuffs, with grains taking the lead. There has never been anything like the spec ulative buying and advancing tendency of values, as shown in the wheat mar ket of late. A 13-cent advance in 24 hours Was followed by an eight-cent break and a 12-cent bulge. To see December wheat sell at $1.90 in Chicago, $1.97J in Minneapolis, $1.85 in Kansas City, $1.89! in Winnipeg, and $2,021 for durum wheat in Duluth, and $2.08 for the cash article of the latter variety in Minneapolis is something that the grain trade of today has never experi enced. Predictions of $2 wheat at Chicago, which were not expected to be realized before next March or April, may be come a reality this week, unless some thing develops to check the bullish en thusiasm and the heavy volume of buy ing, despite the fact that prices have more than doubled within about a year. , Wheat prices are the highest since 1888, when the market was ar tificial. Present prices are legitimate, as prices the world over are abnor mally high. ' So long as nothing de velops to disturb the confident feeling existing among holders, there is no telling how high prices may go. The level, however, is getting bo high, with the market a long one, that it is regarded as dangerous by many trad ers. . The high prices are bringing out liberal quantities of wheat, as ideas of farmers are met by the advance and interior reserves are being reduced, while the visible supply is increasing. There is a general impression in the trade that the bulk of the cash Decem ber wheat in the United States and Canada is owned by foreigners and ex porters. They are expected to take a delivery of the cash grain in Decem ber. Cash corn sold up to $1,121 for No. 2 yellow last week, or the highest since 1867. Corn at $1 a bushel and over looks high by comparison, but with wheat above $1.90 it is not out of line. WHAT OUR NEIGHBORS IN CALIFORNIA SAY. .ll'ifaBVK..frJj . Pasadena, Cel. "I want (o extend to you my heartfelt . i. .. i . r i. ,np',? 1 uic use u. '' your medicines. also for the kind and good advice J obtained. 1 am a proud mother. r t,,i L, . great sufferer; I' civn ton in (It, the last time being four months ago. I doctored with several doctors but obtained no relief. Was told that an operation would effect a cure, so I submitted to one, but this proved like all the medicines I had taken not beneficial. ' I obtained, and started at once taking 'Favorite Prescription.' "Four months ago the doctors and nurse said it would be a year or more before I would be able to do my house work, and, of course, I thought so myself as I was cot able to walk across the floor for several weeks. I am now able to do my housework and to care for my children and I do not feel as though I could ever thank you enough for the benefits I have re ceived." Mrs. Mabkllb Kir?, 1S4 South Pasadena Ave. ; Why should any woman continue to worry, to lead a miserable existence, when Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Is sold by druggists, In cither tablet or liquid form ? Sick people are Invited to consult Dr. Pierce by letter, free. All corres pondence is held as strictly private and 6acredly confidential.. Sand three dimes (or, stamps) for mailing charges to Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y., and you will re receiveee, copy of the "Common Sense Medical Adviser," all charges prepaid.' . What Ha Said. "Is your husband fond, of golf T" "Fond of It? He Lad the nerve to tell me the other night that I could consider myself lucky that he had married me before he was Introduced to the game." Detroit Free Press. THE Significance of Good Digestion is strongly reflected in your general health and happiness. Russians Begin New Drive; Great Offensive in Galida and Poland London A telegram received In Rome from a German source reports there are indications of the beginning of a tremendous new Russian offensive in Galicia and Poland, says a dispatch from the Italian capital received by the wireless press. Berlin The Russians have renewed their attacks on the AuBtro-German line west of Lutsk, in Volhynia, and war office announced Monday, deliver ing an assault Sunday after two days' artillery preparation in the vicinity of Zaturze. The attack, according to the official statement, failed completely, with heavy losses to the Russians. Petrograd Austro-German forces launched a series of violent attacks against the Russian and Roumanian positions on both banks of the river Byatritza, in the region of Dorna Watra, Sunday, Bays the official state ment by the Russian war office, com pelling the Russian advanced posts to abandon two heights. For any digestive weak ness, liver and bowel trouble or malaria, fever and ague You should try OSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters Write boat your wants la this lute ( FINKE BROS., 181 Madison St, Portland. OrI P. N. U. No. 45, 191 Premium Paid to Holland. Washington, D. C. A new arrange ment for diverting Dutch products un der which England will be assured of obtaining a greater percentage than she has been able to get by purchase n the open market in competition with German buyers was reported to this government. The report says bngland will pay for many Dutch agricultural products the same prices she now Is ""paying her colonies, the English government making good the difference , between such prices and those paid by Germany. 1 1 I, Negroes Moving North, Washington, D. C More than 10.- 000 men, mostly negroes, - are said to have gone from Florida alone to Northern points, particularly Ohio, In diana and Illinois, to take employ ment offered them during the past two or three months. Other states, includ ing Virginia, the Carolines and Ala bama, have contributed to the exodus. All such movements are being investi gated by the department to guard against election frauds. Officials be- leive that in most cases the movement has nothing to do with the elections. Shot Fired at Premier. ' Melbourne, Australia An attempt was made recently to assassinate Wil liam Morris Hughes, the Australian premier, at his home in New Victoria, according to a Reuter dispatch from Sydney, which says the information was obtained from close friends of the premier. A man is said to have forced a window at night and have fired a revolver shot Into the premier's bed room. The bullet did not take effect The would-be assassin escaped. France Will Fix Prices! s Paris The French senate passed a measure Monday authorizing the min ister of the Interior to fix the limits of retail selling prices of - butter and cheese. These product now are bringing from 60 per cent to ISO per cent more than they paid before the war. Not a 8quare Deal. Miss Mason was explaining to her Sunday school class tbe lesson for the day, the subject being tbe tares and the wheat. ; "Now, remember, children, the tares represent the bad people and the wheat the good ones." "Why, Miss Mason 1" exclaimed a rosy-cheeked boy,' who had been lis tenlng through the lesson with deep Interest, "did you say the tares are the bad folk and the wheat the good ones t "Yes, James," replied the teacher, pleased at the lad'B Interest. "wen, that's funny, 1 think!" re marked the matter-of-fact child. "It's the wheat that gets threshed; the tares don t. Philadelphia Ledger. Different Methods. "A farmer when he puts up wire fences around his truck stuff to keep the cattle from destroying It, pursues methods entirely different from other business ones." "How so?" "He keeps bis trade by closing out nis enure stocitr my Honesty In Politics. Politician Congratulate me, dear, I've won the nomination! His Wife (in surprise) Honestly! Politician Now, what In thunder did you want to bring up that point (orT t.:ase and comment. HELP FOR Some Have to Keep on Until I hey Almost Drop. How Mrs. Conley Got Help. Her Is a letter from a woman who aa to work, but was too weak and suf fered too much to continue. How she regained health : Frankfort Ky. "I suffered so much with female weakness that I could not do my own work, had to hire it done. I heard so much about LydiaE. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound that I tried it I took three bottles and I found it to be, ell you claim. Now I feel as well as aver I did aDd am able to do all my own work again. I recommend it to any woman suffering from female weakness. You may pub lish my lottor If you wish." Mrs. James Conlby,S16 St Clair St, Frankfort, Ky. No woman suffering from any form of female tiouhlcs should lose hope until she has given Lydia E. Pinkbam't Veg. stable Compound fair trial This famous remedy, the medicinal Ingredients of which sure derived from native roots and herbs, has for forty years proved to be a most valuable tonia and invlgoratorof the female org-anisna. All women are invited to writ to th Lydia E. Pinkham MedU cine Co Lynn. Massu for SDMistl .vUTio It will l confidential. jliflll m ALLIES DEVELOP OWN RESOURCES; . BECOME INDEPENDENT Of U. S. New York The necessity for the United States to show a proper appre ciation of the business received in-the way of war orders from the entente al lies is the subject of a statement is sued here Tuesday by Henry P. Davi son, of J. P. Morgan & Co., detailing his impressions of the financial and military situation that he found on his recent trip to Great Britain and France. He returned Monday from England, after having assisted in the arrangement of the new $300,000,000 British loan. ' t "It is perfectly clear that if we re gard Great Britain and France as de sirable customers and wish to continue to sell them our products," the state ment says in part, "we must treat them as a producer usually treats a de sirable customer, in which event I am confident we will continue to supply them largely, not only during the war, but for tbe reconstruction period which will follow. "Great Britain and France have not only carried on the war on the West ern front, but have at the same time developed their own manufacturing re sources in a way which surpasses be lief, so that today they find themselves well equipped and in a position to pro vide not only for themselves, but in a large degree to assist their allies. "In stating this I do not mean to imply that there are not many things they will require from us, as they did before the war, and will after. I do mean that there are many supplies which they would rather purchase from us than produce at home, reserv ing the resources required for such production for other purposes to their better advantage. The point is that today their position is one of indepen dence compared with that of two years ago." 1 Loss of Life May Reach 200; Greek Naval Officers Bitter Athens The torpedoing of the Greek steamer Angheliki on Saturday near Piraeus, with many Greeks aboard, was carried but without warn ing, it is said here. This action is be lieved to indicate that since the cap ture of Constanza the German sub marines have obtained a new supply of benzine, enabling them to resume operations in the Mediterranean. Greek naval officials are particularly bitter that the attack seems to have been made within Greek territorial waters, only a few miles from Salami, where a formidable allied fleet has been stationed since September 1. ' Tbe loss of life is now said to reach 200, though the full number aboard the Angheliki is not known. The subma rine, it is further said, warned ehipB endeavoring to rescue the Greeks to keep off. Chrysanthemum Show On. Washington, D, C. The govern ment's. 16th annual chrysanthemum show opened here Tuesday and will continue throughout the week in the big hothouses of the department of Agriculture. The exhibit includes 250 varieties, many of them indigenous to England, France, Australia and Japan. Among the new specimens are Mrs. G. G. Mason, Dawn of Day, Lord Hopeton and J. T. Raynor. England is repre sented by His Majesty and Queen Mary and Earl Kitchener, and France by Marquis Visconti Ventosa. Government to Find dobs. Seattle United States Commission er General of Immigration Caminetti Tuesday announced extension of the Federal government's work for the un employed of the nation to women and girls, teachers and others following professional vocations, honorably dis charged army and navy men in fact everyone in Bearch of a job in a far reaching plan to place the department of Labor at the service of all people. The movement he said, had been ac corded the enthusiastic approval of 21 of the leading women's organizations. Everett Repels I. W. W. Everett, Wash. When word was received Tuesday that 45 men, said to be members of the Industrial Workers of the World, were coming by boat from Seattle, 200 citizens gathered un der the leadership of deputy sheriffs and stood guard at the wharf. When the steamer docked and the men came ashore the waiting citizens loaded them into automobiles and drove them beyond the city limits, where they were warned to return to Seattle. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Railroad Needs $10,000,000, Seward, Alaska The Alaska Engi neering commission will ask congress for between $10,000,000 and 111,000. 000 for construction expenditures on the government railroad during the next fiscal year. The commiBBion Monday bought 10 lots at the foot of Adams street as a site for a terminal passenger station. Italian Destroyer Blown Up. London A dispatch to Exchange telegraph from Athens says: , The Embroa Corfu correspondent reports that the wreckage of an Ital ian torpedo boat destroyer blown up by a mine laid by an Austrian submarine off the Epirus coast fell upon the sub marine and completely destroyed it" Invasion of England is Possibility. London Field Marshal Viscount French, commander in chief of the armies in the United Kingdom, ad dressed the volunteers at Derby Sun day. He said that an invasion of the British isles was not a mere supposi tion, but a possibility. This they must be prepared to meet Russian Cities Want Food. Petrograd Minister of the Interior Protopopoff has applied to the military authorities, according to tbe Rech, for permission to draw upon the military stores for food supplies for the popula tions of Petrograd and Moscow. ' Virginia Goes "Dry." Richmond, Va. -J Virginia entered the ranks of prohibition states at mid night Tuesday, - swelling the total of 18. No liquor can be shipped and car riers have served notice that none will be received for shipment Portland Wheat Bluestem. $1.61 fortyfold, $1.65; club, $1.52; red fife, l.tz; red Kussian, $1.50. Oats No. 1 white feed, $34. Barley No. 1 white feed, $37. Flour Patents, $8.20; straights, $7.00 7.40; exports, $7.00; valley, $7.70; wholewheat $8.40; graham, Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $23.60 MZ4 per ton; shorts. 126.60(3)26 rolledbarley, $38.60039.40. Urn Whole, $43 per ton; cracked, 4. ' ' , Hay Producers' prices: Timothy, eastern Oregon, $1720 per ton; tim. othy, valley, $1616; alfalfa, $15 lB.bu; valley grain bay, $1315 clover, S12.5U. Butter Cubes, extras, 33c bid. Job- Ding prices: rants, extras, 87 jc per pound; butterfat No. 1, 87c; No. 2, Hoc, Portland. Eggs Oregon ranch, current re ceipts, 45c per dozen; Oregon ranch. candled, 4546c. Poultry Hens, 13j15c; springs. lb W 17c; turkeys, live, 22 m 32c ducks, 1218c; geese, 10llc. - Veal Fancy, 10llc per pound. Pork Fancy, 12124c per pound. Vegetables Artichokes 75c(5)$l per dozen; tomatoes, 5075c per crate caoDage, $l.Zo per hundred; peppers, 67c per pound; eggplant 68c; let tuce, $2.35 per box; cucumbers, 60 75c; celery, 6075c per dozen; pump kins, lc per pound; squash, lc. rotatoes Oregon buying price, $1.40 1.50 per hundred, - country- points; sweets, $2.25. Onions Oregon buying price, $2.35 per sack, country points. Green Fruits Apples, new, 60c$2 per box; peaches, 40c; pears, 75c $1.25; grapes, 75c $1.75; casabas, lc; cranberries, $9.6010 por barrel, Hops 1916 crop, 1012c per pound, Wool Eastern Oregon, fine, 23 26; coarse, 3032c; valley, 3032c. . Mohair 40c per pound. Cascara Bark Old and new, 5c per pound. Cattle Steers, prime, $6.40(3,7.00 good, $66.40; common to fair, 5.76; cows, choice, $5.606; medium to good, $4.605; ordinary to fair, $3.504; heifers, $45.25; bulls, $3 4.25: calves, $47.50. Hogs Prime, $9.259.55; good to prime mixed, $8.259; rough heavy, fms.Zb: pigs and skips, $88.25, Sheep Lambs, $8(3,8.76; yearlings, wethers, $77.50; old wethers, $6.26 6.50; ewes, $55.50. All "Eats" Climb Higher Every Day, Tacoma The unprecedented rise in food prices continued Wednesday, with potatoes and flour the chief features. Potatoes advanced $3 a ton and flour 40 cents a barrel. Yakima potatoes are now $40 a ton and locals $35, and indications are that the rise is not at the highest point yet Jobbers say that the price of potatoes will not be lower until next August and that they will probably go higher. The New York sugar market advanced 10 cents and the effect is expected to be felt here in a day or so. Mr. Ultimate Consumer will have to tighten up his belt another notch. Grapes arrived in large quantities from California. The Yakima Con cords are off the market due to a heavy frost The late California grapes include the wine- and black grapes. Some of the jobbers are giv ing the wine grapes other names be cause some of the purchasers fear the officers of the law will be on their trail as liquor manufacturers if it is known they bought wine grapes. The grapes are arriving in lug boxes, which sell at 65 cents. A few boxes of peaches may still be found on the market. California head lettuce is now on the market The fish market is flooded with dark fall salmon. The run of these fish this year is very heavy, forcing down the jobbing price to 6J cents a pound. As usual halibut and small nsh are scarce. The meat market shows firm tone, with tendency to advance. Eggs, butter and cheese prices remain unchanged. All kinds of canned goods have gone up with the general advance, especially condensed milk. Wholesalers have re ceived notice that both Carnation and Astor brands were oversold and no more orders could be received for some time. Mount Vernon brand advanced 10 cents on the strength of this and the tone of the market Yakima Shippers Demand Cars. North Yakima Yakima shippers telegraphed railroad companies Wed nesday notifying them of their Inten- lon to begin offering consignments of fruit and to resort to the courts if re fused. They demand cars to relieve the shortage. H. M. Gilbert wired the Interstate Commerce commission that the Northern Pacific and O.-W. R. & N. assert Eastern roads are holding their refrigerator cars for shipment of all kinds of merchndise, even. salt and asking the commission to compel delivery of these cars. Hop Market Has Slowed Down. Portland The hop market has quiet ed down at all points on the Coast A small amount of business was reported in Oregons at 6 to 11 cents, according to quality. The Kentish Observer says of the English hop market: "Trade during the past week has been fairly steady. A demand has developed for coloury samples of new English hops, which are not so plentiful as desired, and sales have been effected at im proving prices, ranging from 120s to 140s per cwt The lower grades have been freely offered at 90s to 106s. Roads Held Responsible. North Yakima -- Shippers of the Yakima valley met recently and decid ed to servo notice on the O.-W. rail way company and the N. P. that they intended to tender their fruit for ship ment and then hold the railroads re sponsible if it cannot be shipped for lack of cars. It is believed that there are over 4000 ears of apples yet to be shipped while it ia almost impossible to get refrigerator cars enough. Fruit is coming in from the orchards at the rata of six ears daily for ever; one that is sent out , 5 J? 51 r la '.-x-'.fii teTV HiVh fallinff of Motherhood i IJZ ? demands the utmost precaution In maintain- . ,.i . i 1 n . . ind hjinim m nion emciencu... 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They are always worth the price paid for them. -'"pbe quality of W. L. Douglas product is guaranteed by more -a- than 40 years experience in making fine shoes. The smart styles are the leaders in the Fashion Centres of America. They are made in a well-equipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision or experienced men, all working wlttl an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. - . Ask your shoe dealer for W. T,. Done-las shoes. If ha oan. nat Buppiv yau witn me Kino you want, irk. no ocnor ft fcikt snake, Write for lnterestlne; booklet explaining- how to fefey,! , .LmiaI , . . Ul.k.., I .... .1 ,1 .-.I .1. nii.llt. Tn, 11,- nrt.ia. , by return mail, poetug-e tree LOOK FOR W. L. Douglas name and the retail price stamped on the bottom. .1 BEWARE or M'J W Bail In thi World , r7Z,7T $3-00 $2.50 & $2.00 W. I.. Douglas Shoe C., Brockton, Mnsg. When to Begin If we all had our lives to live over again If we might start afresh and anew, What a joy it would be for us women and men, And what wonderful things we should do! How straight we should walk and how wise we should talk; How cheerful we'd be and how gay But If we're In earnest about pur re forms, -Why don't we begin them today T We feel that we'd never be foolish and fling . All our strength and our labor away, And we'd readily do each commend able thing, Without either profit or pay. But If we're so keen at reform to be seen, If we're pining to enter the fray, The question arises with pertinence now Why don't we get busy today? The days that are gone are most thor oughly gone, We can't bring them back if we try; But the days that are coming roll steadily on. And no one can ever tell why. Unless it should be they're to help you and me Do sensible things while we may, They'll certainly help us to live over our lives. If we start put to do it today. Tacoma Labor Advocate. Curee While You Walk. " Allan'. ?mt.lu (a a meat. . I t... sweating callus, and swollen, aching leet. Bolcf by all DrugjUts. Price 26o. Uon't accent anv substitute. Trial package PKEB. Address iUlenB.01mted,LeW,fi.X. The Vital Point. A beautiful young lady interviewed a fortune teller on the usual subjects. Lady." said the clairvoyant, you will visit foreign lands and the courts of kings and queens. You will conquer all rivals and marry the man of your choice. He will be tall and dark and aristocratic looking." "And young?" Interrupted the lady. "Yes, and very rich." The beautiful lady grasped tbe for tune teller's hands and pressed them hard. Thank you," she said. "Now tell me one thing more. How shall I get rid of my present hUBband?" New York Times. Pensions for Re-married Widows. The remarried widows (if now a widow) of Civil War Union soldiers, sailors and marines may now wan husband, ree nxea ny law ana contingent upon success. Over 3S years experience. Tabar & Whitman Co.. Washington, D. U. Resmol cleared away my pimples! Reslnol Omtment, wkh r help cf Reslncl Soap, usually removes pim.es and makes the complexion clear and fresh. It is a most valu able honaehold remedy for Bores, burns, chaf ing., dandruff, etc. Sold by all druggists. For trial free, write to Keainol, Baltimore, aid. Crsaulaled Eyelids, Eyes inflamed by expo sure to Sub, Dust and Mini quickly relieved by Murine g- ja EyeHcBesy. No Smarting, lust Eve Comfort. At Your Druggist's 50e per Bottle. Murine Eye SaIve!nTubes25cForBookollhtEyefreeatk Druggists or Hurlss Eye Cemeily Co., Chicago Eys ;. Certainly Not "Poor laddie," said the lady to the hotel lift boy, "don't you find this work rather trying and monotonous?" "No fear, missus! I like it. It's full of excitement. First of all, there's always the funny people coming in and out. Then there's other things. "Only yesterday a man tried to get out before the lift ' was down and cracked his skull. Then last week the machine broke, and the thing came straight down from the sixth floor to the hottom, and everybody was hurt 'cent me. This 'ere roDe. too. looks a bit weak, but it'll probably Inst till we get up, though I don't know what we'll do If It doesn't, 'cos the engine man is away ill today, and 'is mate's just joined up, and I'm in charge of every thing and I don't know nothing about it. So It ain't really what you could call a dull life, is it?" London An swers. . ,,. ,- Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver. - bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative three -for a cathai tic. Her First Order. Mrs. Youngbrlde (to butcher) I've just thought of something for dinner my husband is very fond of. You have chickens? Butcher Yes'm ; nice and fresh. Mrs. Youngbrlde Well, please cut out the croquettes and I'll take them with me. Boston Transcript, The Lost Art. The 4-year-old had just been re proved at the table. He continued to talk cheerfully, though unanswered, to father. After some minutes of so liloquy he turned to mother and re Your husband doesn't talk very much this noon, does he, mother?" Harper's Magazine. New Rendering. "Young Smith Bays that Miss Faddy 3 his bete nolr." Dear me! He must be awfully fond -f her to call her a pet name like that" Baltimore American. His Way. What an energetic executor your late uncle appointed." Yes; he is working with a will. " Baltimore American. "Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torklns, "do you understand the eight hour law ?" ; "Certainly." "Well, 1 wish you'd explain it to me." - . , "Why-r-or that's one of the things the eight-hour law forbids. It is so complicated, I couldn't possibly ex plain it to you without work lug over time. Baltimore American. Retired From Circulation. -. "What occupation have you?" Rskcrl the judge of the quaking darky sham bling before him. "I ain't doin' much at present, jest clrculatin' like, aroun', suh." 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