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Cheap Paint is not Good Paint. Good Paint is the Cheapest Paint. Your Dealer has a Reliable Brand. "HEALTH" DR. KOBINEK'S KOW KONDITIONER timulatea the generative organs and is a pow erful breeding tonic, insures easy calvinur and cleaning and prevents milk fever, inflamed bag and in fact any disease that may attack a cow when in a weakened condition. Kow Konditioner will increase the flow of milk 6 to 15 per cent without an increase in feeding. Dr. Korinek'i Calf Scour and Cholera Rem edy wiJ insure your calves against calf scours, white scours and calf cholera, and make thera thrifty. KORINEK REMEDY CO., Kemon station, Portland, Oregon New Houston Hotel SIXTH AND EVERETT STS. Four Blocks from Union Station. Under new manatrament. All rooms newly decorated. SPECIAL RATES BY WEEK OR MONTH Rates 50c' 75 $1, $1.50 Per Day. If you cannot come to Portland to get your eyes fitted. I will send you my method of test ing eyes by mail. Not u desirable as person al service but much better than going with out glasses needed or trying u m ywiraen. Outfit sent on application. STAPLES, the Jew-ler-Optlclan, 266 Morrison bL, Portland, Oregon Portland Y.M. C. A. Auto School Day and night classes. Expert training; In repairing, driving and machine work, including forge, lathe, shaper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WHITE US. DRS. HEDLUND, SKIFF k MILLER, DENTISTS, Take pleasure in announcing that they are lo cated at 456-469 Morgan bldg., (4th floor), Wanh inglon at Broadway, Portland, Ore., where they will be pleased to meet their friends and patients. These offices will be conducted on a policy of serv ice at moderate prices to the beat of our ability. We always stand behind our work, as we know that a satisfied patient is and shall always be the best asset. Dr. Eiof T. Hedlund, Dr. Seymour S. Skiff, Dr, J. Howard Miller, , DENTISTS. Telephone, Marihall 83. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want all you have. Write lor prlctt and shipping tags THE H. F. NORTON CO. Portland, Ore., Seattle, Wn Double Tread Punclura Proof Tires Made from your old onoa. Last long M Brand New TIKES Write us. ORIiHON VULCANIZING CO., EH) Washington St.. Portland, Ore. ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired WALK UK ELECfKlC WOKKS Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ore. dAA Per cent gross profit in your own I II II letcitimate busines. The mora IWU time you give the greater your returns. Be progressive; be a hustler; better yoursetf. Don't pans this opportun-" Ity, Write NOW for paiticulars. Dept. A, M-D Sales Co., 115 W. Buchanan St., Portland, Oregon, CREAM CREAM CREAM We can Handle All Your Cream, Poultry and Egg Shipment!. Give Ua a Tial. We Can Pleaie You. Hazelwood Co., Portland The Lait Act. Into the Jeweler's stoop came a simple-looking old chap, with a quaint. old-fashioned kitchen clock under one arm. "I want you to look at It," he said, as he laid the timepiece on the coun ter, "and toll me what's wrong." The jeweler removed the dial of the clock, screwed his magnifying glass Into hts eye and poked about In the clock's Interior. "Nothing wrong with it now," he an nounced presently. "It's sufferings are over." "Well, what do I owe you?" asked the customer, thinking he had repair ed the clock. "Nothing," replied the shopman. "You're mistaken, This Isn't profes sional treatment. It's a coroner's In quest." Philadelphia Public Ledger. A Cancellation. A telegraph clerk In an outlying dis trict of the Sudan found the desola tion gottlng the better of his nerves and telegraphed to headquarters: "Can't stay here; am In danger of life; Burrouiuled by lions, elephants and wolves." The hard hearted clerk at headquar ters wired hack; "Thore aro no wolves In the Sudan." The next day the desolate one re plied: "Referring to my wire of the 16th,. cancel wolvos." Philadelphia Public Ledger. Who Recommended It. "Did I understand you to say that a change of climate had been recom nienrted for you?" asked the bank president. ' i es, sir," replied the cashier. "That Is why I desire an earlier vacation than usual. "Um yes," mused B. P. "fly the way, who recommended the change, your phyBlclan or your attorney? When the Doctor la Praised. "The Ilrowns seem to think most highly of you, -doctor, They were prais ing you to the skies the other day." "Yes," said the doctor, quietly. "You see, I've never loBt a patient In that family yet." Detroit Free Press. Worse Luckl Men who are too lazy to work and too proud to beg are usually too In different to die. Judge. Nr-w and Second-hand BAGS Burlap and Twin. Toll your aValar you want''W.NKl.K- MAN'S QUALITY HKt'OMMi." the Bags for Service. Have him writ our nearest house. W1NKLEMAN BAG A HUR1.AP CO., 171 Front 8t, Tacoma. Wash. Portland, Oregon, Oldoat and Largest Second-hand Bag Dealers in the Northwest. Aim, (Cquality Ship Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce Totha Old Reliable Evardini hnuae with a record of 16 year, at Stiuara Doalintra and be aaaured of Top Market Price. F. M. CRONKHITE, 45-47 Freat St, PORTLAND, ORE Mother's Way Best Little Willie felt indisposed, and the family doctor ordered him. to take a powder. "Come on, dear," said mother coax- ingly when the powder arrived, "take this; it will make you quite well at once." "Don't want to!" wailed Willie, backing away from the teaspoon. "Don't want any medicine!" "Oh, Willie," his mother said re proachfully, as she drew the small boy near to her, "you've never heard me complain about a little powder, have you?" "No, and neither would I," was young William's startling reply, "If 1 could Just put it on my face as you do, but I have to Bwallow It! Phil adelphia Public Ledger. NEWS ITEMS Of General Interest About Oregon, Zinc Find Sells Black Eagle Mine Quickly for $100,000 Albany That the Black Eagle Min ing company, of Gates, had been sold to L. S. Barnes, of Salem, Or., for $100,000, became known here this week. Mr. Barnes happened to pass the Black Eagle mine while on his way from an inspection of the Gold Creek mine in which the owners were at tempting to interest him. Passing the ore dump he noticed some formations which indicated to him that they had been formed by fumes from zinc de posits. He inspected the mine and found a vein of this formation in the side of the tunnel. A bill of sale was made out before the reason for Mr. Barnes' desire to purchase the mine became known. Work has been started on new shafts. L. S. Barnes, the purchaser, is the president of the Capital Journal Pub lishing company, of Salem, and was formerly in charge of all the iron mines held by the Harriman interests. He is recognized as one of the fore most mining men of the country. As . a result of the sale the stock holders in the Silver King Mining company, the Gold Creek Mining com pany, the Crown Mining company and the Ogle Mountain Mining company are much excited, as all these mines are in the same district and might be affected if a real strike has been made. Prospectors are also much excited and are staking out claims close by. 10,000 Acres Embraced in Warm Springs Irrigation District Vale Malheur county presents a re sumption of prosperity and a move ment toward sane and united action which speaks well for the coming years. On May 19 the Warm Springs irriga tion district was organized and the di rectors are hastening toward the pre sentation of a proposition and bond issue to the land owners at an early date. June 14 the unanimous vote creating the community improvement irrigation district, embracning 10,000 acres of the best land and most improved farms in Willow River valley, shows further the awakening spirit of prog ress and a desire for unity so necessary for community success. The creation of this district on Wil low River brings once more into the limelight the great and wonderful ca pacity of the Brogan and Jamieson country for production of land products fof any kind under climatic conditions which have carried destruction to the greater portion of Eastern Oregon and Southern Idaho. THE VALVELESS PUMP Mora Wsftr - 1m Horsepower. Lens Cost. Mont Klflcient for Irrigation, Mining. Fire Protection and Domestic Uses. Small, Light. rowenui. rxo valves, mo Plungers. No Cylin ders. Destructive High Speeds Eliminated. Punjp Rons on Low - .a, v 1 fV Speed. Will Pump &1h s i J Water and Air Siirjuf- laneuuaiy. Tvuii-ump boiling water. Han rec ord for vertical suction Lift of 33.6 feet Can be Installed by Anyone. Impossible to Make a Mistake, Delivers Mora Water, with far Lass Horsepower, than Any Pump Known. No Priming Required at Any Seasonable Suction. Write for Catalog, Prices and Testimonials before you buy. , THE VALVLESS PUMP CO., 8th Floor Title & Traat Bide, Portland, On. fr ' I 4 3 Better Ways. Progress Is no monopoly of the can non makers. In one issue of the "Electrical World" we note that the Columbus (Ohio) Railway Power and Light company has set out to make its buildings safer. Fire escapes, stan dard doors, and other improvements hare been added along with a rigid system of inspection to prevent the accumulation of waste and grease, so that in three years fire risks and in surance rates have been cut nearly in half. In Johnston, S. C, F. M. Boyd, manager for the Carolina Public Sv ico company, has devised a new type of twenty-t'ive-foot pole with a twelve foot mast-arm sticking out on the street side so as to keep the poles lined up on the curb but get the wires away from the beautiful old elms and water oaks that are the glory of John ston's highways. Anyone who has seen the ruin and mutilation left by fanatical tree trimmers will appreciate Mr. Boyd's device. The Ohio Electric Light association reports that its mem bers have saved from three to five cents per ton on all coal handled at certain of their power houses by put ting in an eight-hour day for firemen. This ought to interest the old-timers who think twelve hours' toil an in alienable right for engine-room work ers. Those three items cover -vital subjects and are only part of the grist in one issue of a live technical jour nal. That's how our United States goes along. Colliers. Always keep Hanford's Balsam on hand for accidents. Its good insur ance. Adv. Dairy Paragraphs. Have a name for each cow, and speak it when approaching her at milking time. An occasional friendly pat on a cow at such time will cause her to give her milk down freely. Let the, milking hours be a pleasant event for the cow and her milker. Oats and Canada peas cut green make a fine substitute for Bllage in mid summer. Cut when the oat heads are just beginning to form. An experienced dairy farmer gives thiB remedy for the cure of scours in calves: Take common soup beans, parch them like coffee (being careful they do not burn), grind them and give to calf. lie Bays he has had good results with this treatment. , Had a Proposal. "Had a proposal from any of the fair sex this leap year?" Inquired Kitz noodle. "I have. I had a proposal from the young lady at my lodgings. "l'liiloplls, but you are in luck! How did she muHter courage to make it, and what did she say? "Well, you see, Bho keeps the hooks for her mother, so she came to me and proposed." "Yes, yeB, lucky dog! Oo on." "Sho proposed that I pay up my ar rears or vacate." Chicago News. It advertises Itself Hanford's Bui sum. Adv. To Make Him Happy. Old Petorby Is rich and stingy. In the event of his (loath, his nephew Ie to Inherit his property. A friend ol the family Bald to the old gentleman: "I hear that your nephew Is golne to marry. On that occasion you ought to do something to make him happy.' "I will," said Mr. Petorby. "I'll pre tend that I am dangerously ill." Send 10c to Dr. Pierce Invalids' Ho tel, Buffalo, for large trial package oi "Anuric" for kidneys, cures backache. Others Like Him. "There goes a man who boasts thai he has never bought a gold brick." "Reminds me of the fellow who says he has never told a He." "Yes. Ho reminds me of the chap who snya the upkeep of his automobile is next to nothing." "And he's In the same category with the man who says he never was sick a day in his life." Brooklyn Citizen. P. N. U. No, 26, lOta WHEN writiMT to aarartlaara, aleeaa mm- " tin thla paper. The Resourceful Gardener. "Have you a vegetable garden?" "I started it as such. But since the chickens and Insects have gotten busy I have decided to call It a zoological garden." Washington Star. Kill All Flies! PISMd Rnywbtre.OsUv Killer attn .ts andklltsall sum, NtMt, ku. wuiMnUl, eonvvniont, ud cbrtp. DalawPlu kill fcv rJ or t aa pf ,lk,raHi prow. i.w. NAMIO SOMIM, ISO OeKelt A (main, a. V. Sore Granulated Eyelids, Eyei inflamed by expo. lure to Sn. Dual and wloi 3C rAa quickly relieved by HsriM CVcS CysBenMdy.NoSmuting. 40 -waa ju(t Ey comfort, Al Your Dmpritt'i SOc per Bottle. Msriat E) SalvtinTbea2Se. ForBeokaltkeEyefrMaik Druggiiu of Maria Eye BesMav CD., Ctlklao Judge Daly, Banker, Will Finance Rebuilding of Burned Lakeview Lakeview Lakeview is to rebuild the district destroyed by fire Friday more substantially than ever. Re vised estimates place the total loss in residences, business blocks and per sonal property at approximately $70, 000, with $15,000 insurance. Many of those whose property was destroyed are not financially able to rebuild with the brick or stone re quired by the fire ordinances of the town. A mass meeting of citizens was held in the courthouse, which culminated in a pledge from Judge Bernard Daly that the Bank of Lakeview, of which he is president and chief stockholder, will finance the rebuilding of the en tire burned area. In 1900 Judge Daly performed a like service when the en tire business portion of Lakeview was destroyed by fire. Governors May Not Meet. Salem Because of the Mexican sit uation and the apparent necessity that he Bhould remain in Oregon, Governor Withycombe announced Wednesday that he would be unable to attend the Western Governors' conference sched uled for Salt Lake City on June 26, Governor Withycombe is secretary of the conference. The governor said that in view of the sudden seriousness of the Mexican trouble it was not improbable that the Western conference, as 1 well as the National Governors' conference, sched uled immediately following the West ern conference, would be indefinitely postponed. Old Barracks Destroyed, Klamath Falls A historic landmark was wiped away Tuesday when the old cavalry barracks at Old Fort Klamath was destroyed by fire. The old build ing was occupied by an Indian family, and was about the last remaining build ing at the old fort, which was four miles south of the town of Fort Klam ath. This post was established in 1863, being built and garrisoned dur ing the Civil war period by different companies of the First Oregon cavalry. After the Civil war Fort Klamath was garrisoned by regular cavalry. Powers Will Celebrate. Marshfield The new city of Powers, in the southern part of Coos county, will hold its first Fourth of July cele bration this year. The town is about two years old, but has a population of between 1500 and 2000, and is peopled by an enterprising set of business men. The entertainment will consist of nearly; every attraction given at such demonstrations in the Coast sec tion, Including baseball games, log rolling and loggers sports, every na ture of field sports, and the throng will be treated to an old-fashioned barbecue. Sheep Yards Being Built, The Dalles Work has been started here on a winter feed yard and barns to accommodate from 8000 to 10,000 sheep! The plant is to be located in the eaBt end of town on the flats oppo site the new railroad roundhouse. The owners are Klippel & Madden, former ly of Portland. ' Contracts were let by) them to J. W. Cathcart for 18,000 yards of till for sidetracks and for ma terial for buildings. His Duty. Jones I suppose, merely as a mat ter of parental duty, I shall have to take that boy to the circus. Mrs. Jones But I don't want him to go this year. Jones Then I shall have to go alone. Boston Transcript. Fatted Calves. Bounder I wonder why we see so many more artificial limbs nowadays than we did when we were boys. Rounder Oh, I suppose It's because we were not permitted to attend bur lesque shows as often as we do now. Indianapolis Star. IS YOUR STOMACH IN A BAD CONDITION? TRY OSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS IT IS FOR INDIGESTION, BILIOUSNESS, MALARIA, FEVER AND AGUE BACKDOWN IS SEEN ON PARI OF CARRANZA; CRISIS IS NEAR Columbus, N. M. Carranzaista troops and soldiers of General Penn ing s expeditionary command south of Namiquipa are on the verge of hostili ties, according to reports from the field Wednesday. A wireless dispatch from Colonel D. C. Cabell, General Pershing's chief of staff, said that the attitude of the Carranzaistas was such that American motor-truck supply trains are in danger of being fired up on. - - The Carranzaistas are said to have mounted artillery in positions menac ing the Americans and the dispatches indicated that with the two commands in close proximity the danger of a clash is increasing. . El Paso, Tex. The Border read the latest notes to General - Carranza and then lapsed back into the expectant waiting that has followed each crisis in the Mexican situation. Speculation centered on the first chief's reception of the Lansing docu ment. Much interest waB taken in a telegram received at the Mexican con sulate from the official news bureau in Mexico City. This message read : "General Carranza, addressing- a patriotic crowd in Mexico City, de clared there would be no war between the United States and Mexico unless the United States should send further punitive expedition into Mexico." In some quarters the telegram was interpreted as forecasting a back-down on the part of the first chief.. In military circles it is agreed that the American defense against the slightest Mexican aggression will be a swift and sharply executed offensive. Indications which piled up from var ious Mexican towns along the border point to the probability that if inter vention in forced the first dash of American regulars over the interna tional boundary would meet with slight resistance. Men, women and children in these centers are being ordered southward, while merchants have been instructed to move their goods to interior points. There has been no preparation of trenches or other fortifications. In quarters which have been in pos session of all the facts relative to do mestic conditions in Mexico, it is as serted that in the event of hostilities the food situation in Mexico would be come a prominent factor. Because of shortage of rations and curtailed transportation facilities it was said that General Carranza would be unable to maintain a force of 10,000 men at any point for a period of three weeks, and that there was not enough forage to take care of a body of 8000 cavalry for one week. In view of this, it is believed the Mexicans would have to operate in comparatively small detachments. Enough rolling stock has been gath ered in Juarez to transport the entire garrison, if it becomes advisable to move Bouth. atay.,Wi An Effective Mask. "Such a lot of things happened this afternoon, dear, said Mrs. Young- bride to her husband. "I complained to Norah about the stove not being blackened and she put on her things and left Then I decided to black the stove myself, and right In the midst ol It who should call but Mrs. De Style, "What in the world did you do?" "Just put some more blacking on my face, went to the door and told her I wasn't In. And off she went, saying she would call again. Boston Trans cript PAINS IN SIDE AND BACK How Mrs. Kelly Suffered and How She was Cured. .ill Burlington, Wis. "I was very Irreg ular, and hod pains in my side and back, but alter taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com- pound Tablets and using two bottles of the Sanative Wash I am fully convinced that I am entirely cured of these trou bles, and feel better all over. I know your remedies have done me worlds of good and I hope every suffering woman will give them a trial." Mrs. Anna Kelly, 710 Chestnut Street, Burling ton, Wis. The many convincing testimonials con stantly published in the newspaper ought to be proof enough to women who suffer from those distressing Ills pecu liar to their sex that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound is the medicine they need. This good old root and herb remedy has proved unequalled for these dread ful ills ; it contains what is needed to restore woman s heal in and strength. If there Is any peculiarity In vnnr oasA rtxiulrincr MDeciftl tad vice, write the Lydia E. Pink" ham Medicine Co. (confidential), LtjuDf juavuka i or iree sauna Ordinary powders and dynamites waste much of their energy byshatter ing and pulverizing. To get the best results in land-clearing operations the . explosives should disrupt, crack, split and heave the stumps and at the same time' lift and remove the roots for easy handling. The explosives that do this are Farm Powders STUMP1NO AGRICULTURAL. made by a Western Company especially to meet Pacific Coast conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year for stump blasting in Washington and Oregon, alone. There are two Giant Farm Powders Giant Stumping Powders for wet soil and Eureka Stumping Powder for blast ing in dry soil. They do their work at the lpwest possible cost. Test one case. Compare it with any explosive that you have ever used. After you have blasted a dozen stumps you will understand why those who have once used them always continue to use Giant Farm Powders. ,- 0- f.aa ItrwiL- atn te"s hw to save money in land-clearing. It Unrge DOOKOn ,how,how to make land-clearing easier by Stlimn Rlastfncr using Giant Farm Powders. We nave other .3 tump oiasung book8son Boulder Blastin(! Treo Plinting Subsoil Blasting, and Ditch Blasting. Write today for the book in which you are interested. Your name on a post-card wdl bring it. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., JBK. San Francisco " Everything for Blotting" BRANCH OFFICES l Saattla, Spokana, Portland, Sail Laka Citr, Damrar u Live on $8 a Month. University of Washington, Seattle. Those who fret and stew over the high cost of living received an awful Jolt this semester, when two students and two alumni of the university admitted that their total individual- living ex penses for the semester, Including tel ephone and electric lights, averaged $8 per month. The men live in a cozt ly furnished houseboat on Lake Wash ington, close to the campus. They do their own housekeeping and cooking and have cut their expenses to the minimum, although enjoying most of the comforts of home. Each man takes his turn week by week at doing the work, and friction is unknown. Mexicans Riddle American Flag Over Consulate During Rioting Douglas, Ariz. The American flag flying over the hotel in which was sit uated the office of American Consul W, A. Julian at Cananea was made the target of hundreds of Mexican bullets during the anti-American demonstra tion last Saturday night, according to American refugees arriving here Wed nesday. After daybreak, when the demonstration ended, the emblem still flaunted in the breeze. Numerous bullets struck the hotel, endangering the visitors, who were nearly all Americans. The mob shout ed maledictions against the "grin- goes. After filling the flag with holes the mob directed its fire at the flagpole but was unable to cut it. About 650 Americans have reached the border from Cananea. - The refu gees composed parctcially the Ameri can population of the town. 'General Calles announced that he had lifted the embargo on Sonora telephone and tele graph lines that American consular representatives might send warnings urging Americans to leave the state. He specified, however, that all mess ages must be written in SpaniBh. Americans Rush to Ports. Mexico City Many Americana left Mexico City Wednesday in special cars for Vera Cruz. Calls have been sent to Guadalajara, Guantajo, Puebla and other cities request nig Americans to come to the capital for the purpose of taking trains for Vera Cruz or to reach other coast ports directly if that be possible. The Mexican foreign office gave assurances that no obstacles would be put in the way of Americans desir ing to leave. Americans have been treated with courtesy by officials of the transportation system. Warships Go South. San Diego, Cal. The cruiser San Diego, flagship of the Pacific fleet, with Amdiral Cameron McR. Winslow on board, left here at midnight Mon day either for Guaymas or Mazatlan. The cruiser Chattanooga, left Monday afternoon for Acapulco and the cruiser Denver followed later for Salina Crux. The warships are under orders to pro ceed to the west coast of Mexico at top speed. Something like war-time scenes were witnessed in the barbor prior to the departure of the vessels. The ship's bunkers were filled. $2,300,000 la Overdue. New York Madison Square Garden Wednesday went into the hands of a receiver. Proceedings to foreclose a mortgage of $2,300,000 together with back taxes and interest and other charges amounting to about $58,500, were begun last week by the New York Life Insurance company. Supreme Court Justice Giegerich has appointed Edward E. McCall receiver. The pro ceedings are reported to foreshadow a sale of the property at auction. Four Hospitals To Be Given. Chicago Four base hospitals of 600 beds each and costing $160,000 will be the contribution of the Chicago branch of the American Red Cross in the event of war with Mexico, according to an announcement by the Red Cross of Ameirca WONDERFUL HOW RESINOL. , STOPS SKIN TORMENTS The soothing, healing medication in reslnol ointment and resinol soap soothes and cools the Irritated skin, and usually stops itching at once. The resinol treatment speedily heals ecze ma, ringworm, and similar eruptions, and clears away disfiguring pimples even when other treatments have been almost useless. Resinol is not an experiment. It Is a doctor's prescription which proved so wonderfully successful for skin troubles that it has been used by other doctors all over the country for twenty years. Every druggist sells resinol ointment and resinol soap. Adv. All Deliveries In Rear. Barry Sullivan, the tragedian, was playing Richard III on one occasion. When the actor came to the words, "A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!" someone from the gallery call ed out, "Wouldn't a donkey do as well, Mr. Sullivan?" "Yes," replied the tragedian, turning quickly to the interrupter, "Please come around to the stage door." Cuts clear to the bone have been healed by Hanford's Balsam. Adv. A Feminine Confidence. "I shall never ' scold my husband again for spending so much time at the club." "Tell me about it." "Well, last night a burglar got into the house, and my husband knocked him senseless with a poker. I've heard several men speak of htm as a poker expert. He has evidently been prac ticing at the club for such an emer gency. "-Judge. Not the Man. Arduppe My love for you, dear Miss Koxley, Is like a consuming fire that burns everything in its path. Miss Roxley Then I fear it would be unwise to choose such a husband to handle my money, Boston Trans cript. . - Kindly Warning. "Sir, I have come to ask for your uaugnter s nana. "All right, young man, you can have It, but let me give you a friendly tip. When you get it, don't put it in your pocket. Baltimore American. rKOVEHALLfri I Reg. U.S.Pat .Off. I K Keep Kids Kleen The mo practical, healthful, playtime sarmenu ever invented lor children 1 to fl yean of ase. Made in one piece with drop back. Eanlv ilipped on or off. Eanlrwaihed. Nobahtelaiticbendi to aop circulation. Made in blue denim, and blue and white hirlrnrv tfnpet for all the year round. AIm lighter weight, hut-color material in dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark red for summer wear, all appropriately trimmed with fan -color salatea. Msdetn Dutch neck with elbow aleevei and high neck and long leevet. 75c the u!t If your dealer cannot mppty yon. We will lend them, charge, prepaid on receipt of price, 75c each. an FREE uJh" Suit TRUE, Rio Bewareef Imitation., f jmVfn Madtbv the Two Hone, oo the LcImJ. Levi Strauss & Co., San Francisco I Awarded ORAND PRIZE at tht P.P.I.E. J Had Made Start. Pete, the hired man, was known for his prodigious appetite. One morning he had eaten a normal breakfast of oatmeal, buckwheat cakes, toast, fried potatoes, ham, eggs, doughnuts, coffee and the usual trimmings, and gone to the neighbor's to help with extra work. Pete arrived before the family had risen from the morning meal. "Well, Pete," hospitably Inquired the farmer, "had breakfast yet?". "Aw," drawled Pete in a wheedling tone; "klnda." Everybody's Magazine. Always Have It on Hand. ' Don't wait until you get scalded or burned because that will mean much suffering while you are sending to the dealer's for Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Always have it on hand and be prepared for accidents. The Bal sam should give you quick relief. Adv. Wise Cur. Traveler Here, landlord, what's the matter with your dog? I've driven him away a dozen times, but he comes back and sits close to my chair, watch ing every mouthful I take. Do turn him out and let me have my dinner In peace. Landlord Ah, air, my Carlo is such a knowing brute! I expect you've the plate he usually eats of f of. - . ' ; His Status. "What are you, my man, a plain uauiui "You may say so, mum. Or, if you wish to follow the plan so prevalent these days of giving everything a spe cial name " ; - "Yes?'.' "You might call me an efficiency ex pert." Louisville Courier-Journal. Everything Lovely. "What a polite man Mr. Wombat is! An air of extreme culture seems to pervade his'home." "Quite so. Even his furniture seems a trifle more polished than the ordi nary run." Louisville Courier-Journal. "ANURIC" The Latest Discovery In Medicine. Why Suffer From Backache, Lumbago, Rheumatism? It Is now asserted with confidence that these painful effects due to uric acid In the system are entirely eradi cated. A remedy, called "ANTIRIC," has been discovered by Dr. Pierce In his hospital practice, which he be lieves is thirty-seven times more po tent than llthla, and is the cause of a drainage outward of the uric acid with which it comes in contact within the body. It will ward off backache, head ache, and the darting pains and aches of articular or muscular rheumatism of those diseases which are caused by too much uric acid, such as gout, asthma, sciatica, or sore, stiff, aching Joints. When the kidneys are weak or dis eased, these natural filters do not cleanse the blood sufficiently, and the poisons are carried to all parts of the body. There follow depression, aches and pains, heaviness, drowsiness, ir ritability. "ANURIC" prolongs life because old people usually suffer from hardening and thickening of the walls of the arteries, due to the excess of uric acid in the blood and tissues. Dr. Pierce, chief physician at the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., has been testing this wonderful medicine for the relief of overworked and weakened kidneys. The relief obtained by sufferers has been so satisfactory that he determin ed to place "ANURIC" with the princi pal druggists in town where people could get this ready-to-use medicine. "ANURIC" is not harmful or poison ous, but aids nature in throwing off those poisons within the body which cause so much suffering, pain and misery. , If you want quick relief buy it now or send Dr. Pierce 10c. for trial pkg., or $1.00 for full treatment This wiil prove to you that "Anuric" eliminates uric acid from the system as hot water melts sugar.