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Rose Festival Dates June 7,8,9. Special Rates on All Railroads. The Hotel Oregon Cor. Broadway and Stark Streets Announces that its regular mod erate rates will prevail. Make reservations now. PRESIDENT OUTLINES United States Is Pledged to Work for Harmony Among Nations. Ship Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs & Farm Produce To the Old Reliable Everdlnl house with a record of 45 years of Square Dealing! and be assured of Top Market Prices. F. H. CRONKHITE, 45-47 Front St, . PORTLAND, ORE IE PoJTour Own Plumbing By buying direct from us at wholesale prices and save the plumber's profits. Write us to day your needs. We will eive you our rock bottom "direct-to-you" prices, f. o. b. rait or boat. We actually lave you from 10 to 85 per cent All goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for leader Water Systems and Fuller & Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Street. Portland, Oregon FARMERS PRIMARY ELECTION If every can of cream coming Into Portland counts as a vote HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND Is elected by a large majority. The best house in Oregon to receive the products of the farm. Make us your next shipment of Cream, Eggs, Poultry and Dressed Meats. HAZELWOOD CO. PORTLAND, OR KIRK'S ARMY AND NAVY GOODS 3rd k Stark Sts., Portland, Ore, A Full Line of Big Values at Low Prices, send for our catalogue HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want ill you have. Write lor prices and shipping lags THE H. F. NORTON Co. Portland, Ore, Seattle, Wa Farmers, Ship Your next lot of Veal, Hogf, Poultry, Mohair, Wool. Hide.. Pelts. Etc.. to SCHMALZ. if vou want batter prices. Check mailed you day after arrival. Market information, tags, etc., promptly supplied. Hoof hides, HVfcc lb.; calf skins, 26c lb. Ask your neighbor to try us. Wanted, 200 Veal and Hogs; 1000 Broilers and Hens. Write today for tags, mentioning this paper. F. H. Schmali & Co. Paid-up capital $111,000. Portland, Ora. HIGHER DIPLOMACY IS URGED gas This Trade Mark Meant Tho finest Violins, Mandolins, Guitars, Banjos and Banjo Mandolins, that can be mad e. Made In Oregon of Oregon wood, which Is theflneBtin the world. Had violins made into good ones. Write for illuBUat ad circulars nnd details to THE COULTER CO.. 227 Mi WtiluofiM St, iWliai On. If you cannot come to Portland to get your eyes fitted, I will send you my method of test ing eyes by mail. Not as desirable au person al service but much better than going with out glanaes needed or trying to tit yourself. Outfit sent on application, eler0ptkian, 2tti Morrison it. STAPLES, the Jeff. rortlanu. Urejron o Double Tread Puncture Proof Tires Made from your old ones. Laat lowr aa Brand New TIKBS Write us. OKKGON VULCANIZING CO.. M0 Washington St.. Portland. Ore. Busy Mother. "Please, Mrs. Shea," Bald the little girl from the houae next door, "mother says would you be kind enough to come over and take care of baby for a little while?" "Why, certainly," replied Mrs. Shoa. "Is your mother 1117" "No'm, but she's writing a paper on 'The Proper Care of Infants,' and she's afraid she won't be able to get It done In time to road before tho Mothers' Club tomorrow afternoon." St. Louis Olobe-Democrat How the Situation Developed. "I understand you are now one of the officials of CrimBon Gulch." "Yop," replied Bronco Hob. "I come In on the prohibition ticket." "And how Is prohibition working out?" "Fine. We've got It fixed now so that nobody but tho particular friends of us authorities can buy or soil a drop." Washington Star. Salt to the Sheep. One of the best means of combat ting the Btomaoh worm In Bheep 1b to have a plentiful supply of salt mixed with a suitable quantity of a reliable worm powder where the wool pro ducers can get at it at all times. Salt is an essential element In the care of heep, as It makes the food more palatable and also stimulates the di gestive system. v , Difficult. A sign In an American barroom reads is. "Gentlemen shooting at the bar keeper will please to try to avoid hit ting the mirror., which are the largest In the state and a credit to the town." Tit-BltB. Try Chiropractic If you hava tried other method., mode., aulta or entente of heallni and have not received relief, you have tried the wron thini. Chiropractor, have been suceeuful In removing the cauaea of dliease where other methods failed. If you ar. sick or ailing;, hava a trouble of lonr standing. I will be phased to consult and -rive you a spinal analysis, which cost, you noUilns. DR. H. L. CHANDLER 502-3-4 Broadway Bldg., Portland, Ore. P. N. U, No, S3, 1918 WHEN wrltl-ut to edrerUaera. t aw. " tJoa this paper. Address Before Peace League Inter preted as "Feeler" Looking to Ending of European War. Washington, D. C President Wil son declared here Saturday night be fore the League to Enforce Peace that the United States was ready to join in any feasible association of nations to preserve the peace of the world against political ambition and selfish hostil ity" and in service of "a common or der, a common justice and a common peace. He expressed the hope that the terms of peace which end the pres ent war would include such an arrangement. Outlining suggestions for peace, which the President said he hoped the United States would make when it has the opportunity to do so, he included provision for absolute freedom of the seas, a contention which has been the keystone of all the diplomatic discus sions with Germany -and Great Britain, and virtual guarantees of territorial integrity and political independence. Officials interpreted the President's address as a preliminary feeler for peace in Europe. He outlined the conditions on winch the United States would move if it made a formal medi atory offer with the idea, it was un derstood, of learning how such sug gestions would be received abroad. I am sure," said the President, "that the people of the United States would wish their government to move along these lines : First Such a settlement with re gard to their own immediate interests as the belligerents may agree upon. We have nothing material of any kind to ask for ourselves and are quite aware that we are in no sense or de gree parties to the present quarrel. Our interest is only in peace and its future guarantees. "Second An universal association of the nations to maintain the invio late security of the highway of the seas for the common and unhindered use of all the nations of the world and to prevent any war begun either con trary to treaty covenants or without warning and full submission of the causes to the opinion of the world a virtual guarantee of territorial integ rity and political independence." The fundamentals of a lasting peace, President Wilson said he believed were : "First That every people has a right to chooBe the sovereignty under which they shall live. "Like other nations," the President said, "we have ourselves, no doubt, once and again offended against that principle when for a little while con trolled by selfish passion, as our franker historians have been honorable enough to admit, but it has become more our rule of life and action. "Second That the small states of the world have a right to enjoy the same respect for their soverignty and for their territorial integrity that great and powerful nations expect and inBist upon. "And, third, that the world has a right to be free from every distrub ance of its peace that has its origin in aggression and disregard of the rights of people and nations." The outstanding lesson of the world war, the President said, had been that the peace of the world must henceforth depend upon "a new and more whole some diplomacy." German Fliers Raid Riga. Berlin An air raid by a German flying squadron on a Russian aeroplane station at Papenholm on the Island of Oesel, in the Gulf of Riga, is an nounced in an official communication issued by the war office. "Thursday night a German air squadron again dropped bombs on a Russian aeroplane station at Panen- h.lm, on the Wand of Oesel. The squadron obtained lucky hits, mostly on the air station itself. In spite of a heavy fire directed against them, all our aeroplanes returned safely." Villista Cache Is Found. Field Headquarters near Namiquipa, via wirelesB to Coulmbus, N. M. A VilliBta cache of machine guns, rifles and ammunition was unearthed Mon day in a canyon near here by towns people of Namiquipa workine under American direction. The find, which was officially reported to General J. J. Pershing, expeditionary commander, is regarded as important, not only because of the quantity of armament discovered, but because it reveals a change in the spirit manifested toward the American troocs bv the natives. Newspaper Black-Edged. Athens "Whoever dreamed to see the Bulgarian flag supplant the Greek nag m Macedonia? Just for this we have maintained mobilization at the cost of the economic ruin of the coun try." M. Venizolos, the former premier, thus writes in the Herald, the Veniiel ist organ. Feeling runs high over the Bulgarian invasion of Greece. The Herald appeared with a black border as a token of national mourning. . Texas Militiamen Report. San Antonio, Texas Rapid decreas es in the number of Texas National guardsmen who did not resnond to th call to mobilize for service on the bor der were reported Monday at Fort San Houston, or the original 116 who were cited for court-martial, only 41 remain who still are liable for trial and it is confidently expected that be fore the hearing opens next week the number will be reduced to leu than a doien. For Sprains, Strains or Lameness Always Keep Bottle In Your Stable V v. - a, I Hub It in HAN FORD'S Balsam of Myrrh ALINIMl NT For GalU, Wire Cut. Lameness. Strain. Bunches, , Thrush. Old Sores, Nail Wounds, Foot Rot, Fistula. Bleeding, Etc., Etc, Made Since 1846. 1f?tt Price.2Se.50c and $1.00 n OB WRITE All Dealers S'ysss.s Shattering Auto Records. Shattering all existing records be tween Portland and Spokane, F. W. Vogler, northwest representative of the Reo line, and H. C. Harris, factory representative of the line, arrived in Spokane Tuesday in a 1916 Reo four cylinder touring car. The actual run ning time between Portland and Spo kane was 20 hours and 69 minutes for a distance slightly In excess of 475 miles, an average speed of almost 23 miles an hour over all kinds of roads. Not satisfied with making a Portland-Spokane record, Mr. Vogler and Mr. Harris also set marks between Pendleton and Dayton and Colfax and Spokane. They made the run from Pendleton to Dayton In two hours and 38 minutes and drove from Colfax to Spokane in two hours and three min utes. It Is seldom that the trip from Port land to Spokane is attempted by auto mobile and because It has been made so few times many motorists think it can not be made. According to Mr. Vogler it is as nice a three-day tour as there is in the northwest, the, scen ery along the route comparing favor ably with any in the country. Feel Comfortable After Eating? Is There NAUSEA HEARTBURN INDIGESTION DYSPEPSIA By All Means-TRY HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS Glad Occasion. "Rafferty," said Mr. Dolan, "what would be your feelln's If you should hear a man speaking with disrespect of the American flag?" "My feelings would be those of great delight. I could think of nothin' more joyous than the pleasure I was going to take in giving him a licking." Washington Star. WIFE TOO ILL TO WORK IN BED MOST OF TIME NEWS ITEMS Of General Interest About Oregon Her Health Restored by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Indianapolis, Indiana. " My health was so poor and my constitution so run down that I could not work. I was thin, pale and weak, weighed but 109 pounds and was in bed moat of the time. I began tak ing Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound and five months later I weighed 133 pounds. I do all the house work and washing for eleven and I can truthfully say Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound has been a godsend to me for I would have been in my grave today but for it I would tell all wo men suffering as I was to try your valu able remedy." Mrs. Wm. Green, 832 S. Addison Street, Indianapolis,Indiana. There is hardly a neighborhood in this country, wherein some woman has not found health by using this good old fashioned root and herb remedy. If tkere is anything about which you would like special advice, write to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. C Gee Wo BttCCMlfBl Uosm Rrawdlw Hit luccMifttt herb I rvuMiltoa cura all kinds of allmants of man and woman with out operation, used from tha wonderful China barb, toota. bud and vegetable, whloh are unknown to Mi medical acienoa of this country. Write for blank and circulars. Send stamp, CONSULTATION FKtiK. Addieea The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Ce. W First St.. Portland, Or. kUnbott Paper. Secretary Classifies Lands in Whitman National Forest Portland Announcement is made by the district forester, George H. Cecil, Portland, Ore., of the classification, by the secretary of Agriculture, of practically all the lands within the boundaries of the Whitman national forest in north eastern Oregon. ' A net area of approximately 879,218 acres is embraced in this classification, and a small area of 2742 acres is left for ex amination later. The Whitman national forest lies in the Blue mountains, and, according to the report, consists mainly of a large body of positive forest land. The re port shows that there is a Btand of about four billion feet of valuable com mercial timber within the forest, fifty per cent of which is western yellow pine. There is also a considerable stand of young timber and inferior species which has a high value for wa tershed protection for the streams which are uesd for irrigation outside the national forest. This forest, it is said, has little ag ricultural value, and isolated, scattered tracts only could be used for farm pur poses. The soil, although fertile, is rocky and shallow, and although rec ords are meager, the rainfall is known to vary from 10 to 40 inches, the snow fall from 20 inches to 30 feet in the higher altitudes the snow comes as late as mid-June or as early as the last of August; the killing frosts oc cur every month in the year, The temperature is also known to vary from 30 degrees below zero to 120 above. Practically the entire forest is at elevations from 4000 to 10,000 feet. The topography is rough, char acterized by deep, precititous canyons, and jagged peaks. Although over 70, 000 acres of alienated land exist with in the forest boundaries, taken up un der the homestead and timber and stone acts, it is claimed that most at tempts at agriculture have proven fail ures, and a large per cent of the pri vate lands have eihter been abandoned or are being held for their timber and grazing value. In view, therefore, of these circum stances, and with the exception of small isolated tracts, aggregating 2742 acres left for later examination, the secretary has classified the entire area of the Whitman national forest as chiefly valuable for forest purposes and not suited to agriculture or list able under the act of June 11, 1906. 27-Year Wait Is Rewarded. Marshfield George W. Suydam, who has a secret preparation for pre serving woods, waited 27 long years before realizing on his knowledge of chemicals. Nearly 30 years ago Mr. Suydam, who is a resident of Den mark, Curry county, prepared with his process a number of different woods and placed them away with woods of the same variety to see what time would do with each of his keepsakes. Now that the woods have been ex amined and passed upon by experts, it is found that those which were treated 27 years ago are as well preserved as when they were put away, while the wood which was not treated has rotted away and decayed. L. E. Swan, of Detroit, Mich., hear ing of the successful preservative, came to Curry county and, after an investi gation, purchased a half interest in the secret process and will finance its exploitation. Voters Order Irrigation. Vale Land owners in the Malheur valley voted 84 to 11 Saturday to or ganize an irrigation district, which contemplates construction of a dam at Riverside, holding 200,000 acre-feet of water. Government engineers have reported it to be the most feasible and cheapest project in the West and 25,- 000 acres of new land will be put un der cultivation. Ten thousand acres are owned by the Oregon Western Colonization com pany, or St. raw. Directors are George McLaughlin, R. E. Weant, James Harvey, C. W. Mallett, A. W. Trow, and treasurer, T. W. Halliday. Stockmen Plan Picnic. canton At a meeting of the exe cutive committee of the Carlton Board of Trade, there were present a number of breeders of fine Btock and a tempor ary organization of the Carlton Stock men's Picnic association was made and preliminary arrangements were made to hold the first annual picnic in Carl ton on Saturday, June 17. The stock men and the board of trade are co-oper ating in arranging for the picnic There will bejbarbecued beef, mutton and pork, and the usual picnic dinner provided. Road Fund Contributed. Dallas -In an effort to secure the location of the West Side Pacific High way through McMinnville, Amity, Per rydale, and Dallas, a joint meeting has been held between the automobile clubs of McMinnville and Dallas. Citizens of Perrydale and vicinity raised $2500 by contribution to improve the road be tween Perrydale and the Yamhill coun ty line. The Polk County Court met this contribution with an offer of 1600 yards of rock, together with the sum of $2500 to improve the road between Dallas and Perrydale. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS A Bankers Organize Group. Ashland Organization of Group 4, Oregon State Bankers' association. embracnig Jackson, Klamath, Curry, Lake and Josephine counties, was per fected here this week and adjourned after electing J. W. McCoy, cashier First National Bank of Ashland, chair man; W. H. Gore, of Medford. vice I chairman; Marshall Hooper, Grants Pass, secretary and treasurer. Meet ings will be held semi-annually. Portland Wheat Bluestem, 99c per bushel; fortyfold, 92c; club, 90c; red Fife, 90c; red Russian, 90c Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $24 24.60 per ton; valley timothy, $21 22; alfalfa, old crop, $1718. Millfeed Spot prices- Bran, $26 26.60 per ton; shorts, $2929.60; rolled barley, $31.5032.60. Com Whole, $36 ton; cracked, $37. Vegetables Artichokes. $1 dozen: tomatoes, $4.26 per crate; cabbage, $2.603 per hundred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers, 25c; eggplant, 20 zoc; norseraaisn, Sic; ' lettuce, $2 2.40 per crate; cucumbers, $11.26 per box; spinach, 46c per pound; as paragus, 90c$1.26 per dozen; rhu barb, lj2c per pound; peas, 718c; Deans, izjc; celery, J3.6U per crate. . Potatoes Jobbing prices: Oregon, i.ovigu. o; (jauiorma, new, 33ic per pound. Onions Oregon, $1.502 per sack; California red, $2.26. Green Fruit Strawberries, Oregon, $2.603 per crate; apples, $11.75 per box; gooseberries, 45c per pound; cherries, $11.75 per box; canteloupes, $5 per crate; apricots, $22.25 per box. Eggs Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch, candled, 2324c per dozen; uncandled, 23c. Poultry Hens, 1616Jc per pound; Btags, 12c; broilers, 2530c; turkeys, live, 1820c; turkeys,, dressed, choice, 2325; ducks, 1618c; geese, 10c. Butter Extras, prints, 27 29c; firsts, 26c; cubes, 2425c; butterfat, No. 1, 27c; No. 2, 25c, delivered Port land; store butter, 1820c. , Veal Fancy, 11c per pound. - Pork Fancy, 11c per pound, i Hops 1915 crop, 10llc; 1916 con tracts, ll21c. Wool Eastern Oregon, 2030c per pound; valley, 8336c. Cascara Bark Old and new, 4c per pound. - , Cattle Steers, choice grain and pulp, $8.909; choice hay, $8.50 8.85; choice grass, $8 8.50; good, $8.158.50; medium, $7.608; cows, choice, $7.607.75; good, $6.757.25; medium, $6.257.25; heifers, $5.60 8; bulls, $36; stags, $4.607. Hogs Prime light, $8.909.10; good to prime, $8.50 8.85; rough heavy, $88.60; pigs and skips, $7.60 8. Sheep 'Vearlings, $8.269; weth ers, $89.05; ewes, $78.25; lambs, $99.60 Washington Fruit Crop Is Late. Olympia, Wash. For the whole state of Washington this year's fruit crop is from one week to two weeks later than normal, according to Assist ant State Commissioner of Agriculture Morrison. Soft fruits were materially damaged by the hard frost of May 10, 11 and 12. The cold weather of last winter did more damage than the frosts of spring, however. Light cherry, raspberry, blackberry and lo ganberry crops are predicted for West ern Washington. Reports from Yakima county place the apple crop there at 65 per cent of a maximum crop, pears at 53 and peaches at 40 per cent. Cherries are cut down to 18 per cent, prunes and plums 40 and apricots 26. Notwith standing general damage to Washing ton apple orchards, it is estimated that increased acreage in bearing will pro duce more carloads of fruit this year than were shipped last season. Hogs Sell Dime Higher This Week. An increase of 10,000 hogs to date this month over 40,000 gain for the year looks as if not all the hog raisers had "absolutely" gone out of business yet, says the Portland Live Stock Re porter. The past week wasn't very strong as far as prices were concerned. Barely a nine-cent level was main tained after Monday and from Thurs day $8.95 was about the top. Hog trade opened up briskly on a curtailed receipt basis. Quite a num ber of hogs were weighed up to pack ers on arrival, buyers being anxious for their supplies. Packers' first bids were at $8.908.95, but as high as $99.10 on an excellent load was real ized later as the market warmed up. Butchers' bid was up to $9.10 on ordi nary quality. Bulk of the packer stuff, however, brought $8.959. Mohair Season Now Nearly Over. Portland The few lots of mohair remaining in the Willamette valley are being taken up at reduced prices. The aggregate quantity remaining un sold is small and should quickly, be dis posed of. There is criticism in some quarters of a local buyer who made the an nouncement that he would pay only 35 cents this week, and charges of manip ulation are made. The growers will remember, however, that it was this same buyer who started the advance at the opening of the season, and was re sponsible, more than anyone else, in getting the farmers more money for their mohair than they ever before re ceived. It is his privilege to reduce his buying price at this time, when the sunny is practicality exhausted, if he sees fit. WE INVITE YOU The Northwest Auto Company of Portland takes this means of extending a personal invitation to all and everyone . to make its Portland offices their headquarters during Rose Festival Days, June 7th, 8th and 9th, and trusts that this will result in meeting our old friends again and making many new ones. Northwest Auto Co. F. W. VOGLER, Pres. CM. MENZIES, Salesmanager Broadway at Couch St., Portland, Oregon. DR. KORINEK'S DISTEMPER REMEDY Is soothing to the organs of breathing and 1b a won- . derful remedy for coughs, colds, sore throat, catarrh and heaves, and when fever is present it removes It quickly without injury to the animal. Dr. Korinek's Gall Powder galls, sore shoulders, wire cuts and old ulcerated sores. Dr. Korinek's Absorbent Blister SeKlS oi apavine, ringr-bones. eide-bones, lumpy-jaw in cat tle, bony enlargement and promoting the ripening process of abcesses. Any of the following1 remediea will quickly correct any of the ailtnenta for which they are recommended: DR. KORINEK'S COLIC CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S WORM CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S KIDNEY CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S TONIC CAPSULES. ' DR. KORINEK'S FEVER CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S PHYSIC CAPSULES. DR. KORINEK'S DIARRHOEA CAPSULES. Ask your dealer for Korinek'a Remediea. They are guaranteed. Or write direct to " KORINEK REMEDY CO., Kenton Station, Portland, Oregon ' Sheep In England. In Great Britain there is one sheep or lamb for each 2.5 acres of the total area. In the 36 farm states in America there is one sheep or lamb for each 31.8 acres. The British farmer handles his land on an intensive baais and feeds his sheep on forage-crop pastures. Such pastures not only increase the fertility of the land but also free the sheep from many internal parasites contract ed through grazing upon permanent pastures. In particular the use of a succession of forage-crop pastures will prevent stomach worms, one of the most prevalent and disastrous scourges of young stock, and will enable the farmer to market by the end of June or the first of July, when market prices are usually the highest, the lambs that were born in the late win ter or early spring. To keep clean an healthy take Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They regu late liver, bowels and stomach. Watchful Waiting. Tommy had a cold in his head, which confined him to the house, bo be was allowed to Invite his young friend, Jack, to tea. Afterward the two small boys com menced playing hide-and-seek," and Tommy rushed Into the dining room and asked his father to conceal him. This his father did, behind a big arm chair. Presently in came Jack, and instead of beginning his search, calmly threw himself down on the rug before the fire. "Come, Jack," said Tommy's father, "aren't you going to look?" "No fear," was the small boy's calm retort. "Im waiting till he sniffs!' London Answers. . , RESIN.OL SPEEDILY HEAL3 ITCHING, BURNING, 8KINS Usually reslnol ointment, with res lnol soap, stops Itching at once, quick ly and easily heals distressing cases of eczema, rash, ringworm, tetter oi similar tormenting skin or scalp erup tions, and clears away pimples, red ness, roughness, and dandruff, when other treatments have proven useless. Physicians have prescribed resinol for iwenty years, while thousands whose skins have been healed say, "What resinol did for us it will do for you." Try it! All druggists sell res inol soap and resinol ointment. Adv, Fund From Estray Cattle. f rom a fund of $9U,U0u received in payment of strayed cattle that roamed the ranges of Montana, all but $7000 has been paid to rightful owners. When these cattle were shipped the board of stock commissioners sta tioned at every market point an in spector who took the brand of every animal unloaded from Montana and also received from the commission house a copy of its report, showing the net return for each animal sold. Portland Live Stock Reporter. Curry Lamb- Los Reported Large, Marshfield, Or. Reports coming from Curry county predict the loss of many lambs on the ranges this sum mer. Game Warden Adams, who re cently had been over a large territory adjacent to Rogue River and its branches, said coyotes had been play ing havoc among the herds of sheep in several localities. Sheep raisers who, in other years, had driven their flocks to isolated ranges earlier in the year, are keeping them in the lower altitudes until the lambs are matured so they will not be easy prey for the coyote. Look Closer, John. Teacher (in the rhetoric class) Johnny, give a sentence with 'scene' in it Johnny An' I seen her on his lap. Teacher No, Johnny, that's not right; now can you tell me what is wrong? . Johnny Well, perhaps she wasn't. It was sort of dark and how was I to know? Purple Cow. Slackers. British Foreman Compositor Three more of my men have enlisted this morning. Editor Ah! A wave of patriotism, rsuppose? - Foreman Compositor Well! Per haps that's the way to put It, but they say they would rather be shot than set any more of your copy! Passing Show. . Shake Into Tour snoea alien's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures) painful, awolten. smarting, sweating feet. Makea new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggista and Shoe Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Hampla FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted. Le Koy, N . Y. Did He Go? Johnson I ' wonder if Mr. Jones meant anything personal by giving me a ticket to a lecture on "Fools"? Jackson Why? Johnson Because the ticket says, "Admit One." Christian Herald. Pome. ,,; The days are growing longer, In steady little spurts; The days are growing longer, But not the ladies' skirts. Boston Transcript A Mean Remark. Bryan threatens to bolt Newspaper headline. Every bolt has its nut New Tork Sun. You need never worry about results in baking if you use KC BAKING POWDER It has been a stand by for a quarter of a century. Guaran teed under all pure food laws. O K Ounces for O Kt DAISY FLY KILLER allfllea. Neat, dean, ornamental, convta lent, cheap, Laiti all season. Madool metal, can' t spill or tip overt will not soil or Injure any thing. Guaranteed eft sell ro. Sold by dealen, or 6 tent by exprau pra paid lor $1. B.UOLD BOXERS, ISO DaEalb Art.. Brooklyn, H. T. TYPHOID la no more necessary than Smallpox. Army experience bu demonstrated the almost miraculous effi cacy, and harmlessness, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Be vaccinated NOW by your phyilclan you and four family. It Is more vital than bouse Insurance. Ask your physician, druggist, or send for "Hava you bad Typhoid.1" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, results from use) and danger from Typhoid Carriers. THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKClfY, CALL FSODUOH VACCIHM SltUMS IINOII U. S, SOV. UCINSI am a Granulated Eyelids, V fl? Eyes inflamed by expo- A- C- n..c- I UlrsJ . BUtG W h7WLt VU3I OUU 11 tun W WCH. quickly relieved by Murine B . W 3 ga Eye ttemedy. No Smarting, m" 4j just Eve Comfort. At Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Murine Ejs SilveinTub25c ForDookollheEyeFreeask Druggist! or Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Time for Everything. A celebrated author thus sketched out his daily program to an interview em Rise at 11; breakfast at 12: at tention to mall; a few afternoon calls; a ride in the park; dinner; the theat er, and then to bed. ... - " . "But when do you do your literary work?" he was asked. 'Why, the next day, of course," was her reply. Pickings. , . . Only Chance. 'Your- wife is eating too much fluffy stuff down town. She'll have to change her diet" - 'Don't know how I'll manage it doc, unless I get the druegiBt to In stall a mashed-potato sundae or a hash mousse. Louisville Courier-Journal. The Cause. What makes Stiffens such a queer lead color?" 'I guess it is the plumbago his wife says he's got in his back." Baltimore American. Backache? Run Down? Tired? Clean the Kidneys with Hot Water and ".Anuric" When run-down after a hard winter when life indoors has brought about a stagnant condition is the circulation most everyone is filled with uric acid especially is this so of people past middle age. This uric acid in the blood often causes rheumatism, lum bago, swelling of hands or feet, or a bag-like condition under the eyes. Backache, frequent urination or the pains and stiffness of the joints are also often noticed. Dr. Pierce says that everyone should have a good sweat every day should drink plenty of pure water and exercise In the open air as much as possible. This helps to throw out the poisonous uric acid thru the skin and the "water." But for inch persons as are past middle age Its often impossible to do tmg and lime salts are deposited In the arteries, veins and Joints, causing ail kinds of distressing conditions. An antidote for this nrlc acid poison is to take hot water before meals and "An uric." Ask your druggist for Doctor Pierce's Anuric, or send Doctor Pierce's Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute In Buffalo, N. T., a dollar bill for a full treatment, or ten cents for a trial package. "Anuric" Is a recent scientific dis covery by Dr. Pierce. "Annrtc" drives the urio acid out of your body. It is a urio acid solvent so effective that it eliminates these poisons, cleanses tha system, allows your over-worked kid neys to resume their normal functions, and lust a few days' treatment with "Anuric" will convince you because it brings lasting relief to your painful, aching rheumatic joints no mors backache or dixiy spells. Try it now and be convinced I