1 '
Rose Festival Visitors
are cordially invited to visit
LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE
Entire Fifth Floor, Tilford Bldg., cor. Tenth and Morrison Sts., during
Festival, June 7, 8, 9. All will be welcome. School in session all year.
"A Better Barrel
of Flour Cheaper"
Honey-Making "MIDGET MARVEL"
A Whole Flooring Mill for $2000.
One man can ran It Every town should have
one. Write.
MARVEL MILL CONSTRUCTION CO.
506 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Or.
WANTED
All Your Veal, Pork, Poultry,
Butter, Eggs, and Provisions.
Henry Kverdlng started this business
In 1872 and conducted It up to two
years ago, at the time of his death,
when the business passed Into the
hands of the F. C. Karnes Company,
who recently sold tt to the present
owner, V, M. Cronkhlte. The same
reputation for plying farmers a
square deal In every Instance and
paying- the highest market prices at
all times will be maintained. One
trial shipment will make you a
steady and satisfied shipper to the
old Everdlng House, which has been
In existence 44 years. Write for
shipping tags. Check by return mall,
F. M. CRONKHITE,
45 Front Street, Portland, Oregon.
flUSTON
iOTELv
Sixth and Everett Street
PORTLAND, OREGON
(t blodu from Union Station)
Under new management
ALL HEWLY DECORATED
Every convenience
Private phone f n every room
Convenient to badness and shop
ninff district
SPECIAL RATES
By week or month
Rath 500,75b, $1.00, $1.50
h
NEW PERKINS HOTEL
Fifth and Washington St., Portland, Or.
The homelike stopping place
for those who appreciate the
dollar's full worth.
Room with Bath, . . . 11.50
Room with Detached Bath . 1.00
Breakfast and Luncheon
Dinner ....
lie
15c
Farmers, Ship
Your next lot of Veal, Horn. Poultry, Mohair,
Wool, Hidei, Pelta, Etc., to SCHMALZ, if you
want better prices. Check mailed you day alter
arrival. Market information, tags, etc., promptly
supplied, licet hides, 1414c lb.; caf Bkins, '25c lb.
Ask your neighbor to try us. Wanted, 200 Veal
and Hogs; 1000 U rollers and Hens. Write today
for tags, mentioning this paper. F. H. Schmals
& Co. Paid-up capital $10,000. Portland, Ore.
HIDES, PELTS, GASCARA BARK
Wo want all you have. Write for prices and
shipping tugs. THE H. T. NORTON CO.
S3 North Front St., Portland, Ore.
Dignities of Office.
This story which Is perhaps true
and perhaps not Is being told In
many Italian mess rooms. On one of
bis royal tours King Victor Emmanuel
spent the night in a small country
town, wnere the people snowed them
selves unusually eager in caring for
his comfort. Ho when he had gone to
bed he was surprised to be wakened
by a servant who wanted to put clean
sheets on his bed. However, he wait
ed good-naturedly while It was done,
and wished the servant good night.
He bad dozed off to sleep when he
was roused for the second time by a
rap on the door and the servant re
appeared, asking to change the sheets
again.
Naturally the King asked why the
change was made so often. The ser
vant answered reverently: "For one's
self one changes the sheets every
week, for an honored friend every
day, but for a king very hour."
Made since 1846 Hanford's Balsam.
Adv.
ELECTRIC MOTORS
Bought, Sold, Rentsd and Repaired
WAI.KIill KI.KCTHIC WORKS
Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland, Ore.
He Was Wise.
He had been calling on her twice a
week for six months, but had not pro
posed. He was a wise young man, and
didn't think it necessary.
"Ethel," he said, as they were tak
ing a stroll one evening, "I er am
going to ask you an important question."
"Oh, George," she exclaimed, "this
is so sudden. Why, I "
"What 1 want to ask is this," he In
terrupted. "What date have you ami
your mother decided upon for our wed
ding?" Detroit Saturday Night.
For obstinate sores ubo Hanford's
Balsam. Adv.
Fooled Her.
Hub (feigning complaint) It Isn't
like what mother
Wife (Interrupting sharply) Tom,
you know how that remurk annoys
me! What lsn't7
Hub Why, In your houseclcanlng,
dear. You don't make half the muHS
and discomfort mother used to make.
Boslon Transcript.
When the Shock Comes.
"Yes," said the old grad, "I guess
that tho thing that surprises the col
lege man most when he gets out in
the world is to find out how much
uneducated people know." The Wld
ow,
Its Use.
"I wonder why so many girls are
marrying the fntnlly chauffeurs?"
"It must he the influence of the
sparking plug." Baltimore American.
Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires
Made from your old onts. Last long
)us .Iran N-w Tiroa. WE A1J30 HUY
OM TIREtf. We pay as high as 10c
per lb. fur such as wo can use in Double
Tread work, and the highest market
for junk. Ship your Tiros at once or write us,
OREGON VULCANIZING CO., 550 WuaJaj.ii St, rvtliai On
0
Portland Y.M. C. A. Auto School
Day and night claaaee. Expert training
In repairing, driving and machine work.
Including forge, lathe, ehaper, drill prraa,
tractora, etc. Time uuliniihKl. COMI'K
TKNT CHAUFFEUNS AND MliCHAN
ICS BUI'l'LlliD. WH1TK US.
Fords Fords Fords
1915 "KLJSfL. $395
1915 $335
1914 FL,SL.$295
1914 'TiTSr $275
1913 , $245
1914 MJ&Siff $295
FRANCIS MOTOR CAR EX.,
Fart lJth Hawthorne Ave.,
Ell. PORTLAND, ORE,
P. N. U.
No. 22, 1910
WBKN wrttta to adrertlaere, tlesa men-l
" Men tela yager. I
OP VITAL IMPORTANCE :
TO DAIRYMEN
Even If you are busy on the larm, don'f neglect
your Dairy, especially during the hot days. Make
r'KEQUENT SHIPMENTS ol GOOD Cream to
Hazelwood, Portland
The better the CREAM, the better the Price
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Cruel.
A young man who has theatrical as
pirations loves to boast of his connec
tions with the stage business.
In company with some traveling ner-
formerB In the lounge of a hotel, not
long since, the young man carelessly
observed :
"Oh, yeB, I took a show out once."
But the wind was knocked out of
his sails when ono of the actors asked
him:
"Who brought It back?" Philadel
phia Public Ledger.
If you can't got Hanford's Balsam of
Myrrh write: O. C. Hanford Mfg. Co.,
Syracuse, N. Y. Two sizes: 60o and
J1.0I). Adv.
Infectious.
Journeyman John Plane was having
a quiet Binoko when the foreman hap
pened to pass.
Foreman I say, Plane, why ain't
you getting on with your job?
J. P. I don't like this lob, gaffer.
i in a conscientious objector.
Foreman What the deuce do you
mean uy a conscientious objector?
J. P. I have a conscientious objec
tion to hanging doors. London Ideas.
Channn Pap a Uun
"Men hnve silrh miner alnnir Mnv
this article speaks continually of the
"mm squeeze, uoesn l tuat sound
nonenslcal?"
"Oh. I don't know." said the other
girl. "Main squeeze sounds rather
nico 10 mo. I think I'd 1 ka tn meet
ono of thorn.
Or Criticise.
"Baseball Is a remarkable game."
"How now?"
"A man who has spent his last 50
cents for a seat on the bleachers feels
perfectly at liberty to advise a player
who is getting $10,000 a year. Kan
sas uity journal.
Dr. PinVfA'a rVAriU p ..,..,:.,.'....
makes weak women strong, sick women
wen, no aiconoi. sola in tablets or liquid.
Tired.
"I'd like to see that office boy of
mine ou years irom now. "
"Why so?"
"He ought to make a wonder as a
tired business man." Louisville Courier-Journal.
Lesson In Floriculture.
'Dad. What An thnv maun h mamam.
nlal?" ' '
"Continuing from year to year," an
swered pop.
"Like my hat," Interposed ma.
And then there was a deep, porten
tous silence. Louisville Courier-Jour
nal.
For sprained wrist rub on and rub in
Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.
Long and Narrow.
Our friend with an eye to the main
chance has a long head."
"Yes," replied Miss Cayenne; "but
Isn t having too long a head likely to
n 1 11 K ft a man narmw.mlnjajiti i . t .- ,
- - .... w.uuuui TY IT
Ington Star.
The Only Kind.
"I've rome nomas a .v. i
.. ...... uv kuu w a
how to manage his wife."
i.eau me to mm at oncet"
'Can't! thin Inn', v1bI.It.. 4.. .a
asylum." Baltimore American.
More Businesslike.
You n n v n i mimihhh .. .i , ,
luuu-aiinaTinaT
in a campaign."
"No," replied Senator Sorghum- "if
VOU'PB mini,
throw rook." Washington BUr7
Wheat Bluestem, $1.04 per bushel;
rortylold, 94c; club, 93c; red rife,
93c; red Russian, 93c.
Oats No. 1 white feed, $26.50 ton.
Barley No. 1 feed, $27.60 per ton,
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $24
24.60 per ton; valley timothy, $21
22; alfalfa, old crop, $1819.
Milfleed Spot prices: Bran, $25.60
26perton; shorts, $28.5029; roll,
ed barley, J31.6032.50.
' Corn Whole, $36 per ton; cracked,
$37.
Vegetables Artichokes, $1 per doz
en; tomatoes, $4.25 per crate; cab
bage, $2.603 per hundred; garlic,
10c per pound: peppers, 17i20c;
eggplant, 2025; horseradish, 8Jc;
cauliflower, 76cil.10: lettuce, $1.86
2.25 crate; cucumbers, $11.25 per
box; spinach, 46c per pound; aspar
agus, $11.25 dozen; rhubarb, lie
per pound; peas, 7jc; beans, 812jc;
celery, $3.50 per crate.
Potatoes Jobbing prices: Oregon,
$1.60 per sack; California, 8J4c per
pound.
Onions Oregon, $1.35 1.50 per
sack; Texas Bermudas, $1.251.75.
Green Fruit Strawberries, Oregon,
$2.603 per crate; California, $1.60
2.10; apples, $1 1.75 per box;
gooseberries, 25c per pound; cher
ries, $1.251.50 per box.
Eggs Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch
candled, 2324c per dozen; uncandled,
21J22c per dozen.
Poultry Hens, 17c; stags, 13c;
broilers, 2830c; turkeys, live, 18
20c; dressed, choice, 2325c; duckB,
1618c: geese, 10c
Butter Extras, prints, 2729c;
firsts, 26c; cubes, 2425c; butterfat,
No. 1, 27c delivered Portland; No. 2,
25c; store butter, 1820c.
Veal Fancy, 10c per pound.
Pork Fancy, lllllc per pound.
Hops 1915 crop, 10llc; contracts,
ll12c.
Wool Eastern Oregon, 20 30c;
valley, 8336c; mohair, new clip, 40
50c.
Cascara bark Old and new, 4c per
pound.
Cattle Steers, choice grain and
pulp, $8.909.15; choice hay, $8.50
8.85 choice grass, $88.50; good,
$8.168.60; medium, $7.608; cows,
choice, $7.60 7.80; good, $6.76
7.25; medium, $6.25 7.25; heifers,
$5.508; bulls, $36; stags, $4.507.
Hogs Prime light, $99.16; good
to prime, $8.608.85; rough heavy, $8
8.50; pigs and skips, $7.608.
Sheep Yearlings, $8.259; weth
ers, $89.05; ewes, $78.25; lambs,
$9()10.
More Apples Are in Storage.
The United States department of
Agriculture, through its Office of Mar
kets and Rural Organization, has is
sued a detailed report of cold storage
apple holdings on May 1, 1916, as fol
lows: The information received indi
cates that there were 92 per cent more
apples in cold storage on May 1 this
year than were held on May 1, 1915.
The barreled apple holdings show an
exceBS of 127.7 per cent and the boxed
holdings an excess of 81. 1 per cent
over those of a year ago. During
April 16.7 per cent of the December 1
holdings moved from storage, as com
pared with 20 per cent during March.
Strawberry Prices Jump.
Tacoma Strawberry prices jumped
to high points this week on account of
the scarcity of the fruit and the high
priced Kennewick berries were snap
ped up by dealers who had placed only
light orders. California berries
jumped from $1.75 a crate to $2.15
and $2.25. This is due to the fact that
the California berries are nearly all
gone, say dealers. The Caifornia ship
pers are turning down orders because
the demand is greater than the supply.
Clark seedling strawberries from
Kennewick were snapped up at $3. 75 a
crate, and the jobbers and their buyers
are asking for more.
Cherry Men Defer Action.
Wenatchee, Wash. Cherry growers
who met at the Commercial club to
unite in a cash selling plan will hold
their plans in abeyance until the season
develops and a more definite estimate
can be obtained on the local and for
eign crops and on the possible market
value. At present there is a decidedly
bullish feeling, not only on the part of
growers, but also of shippers and sel
lers, who believe that the entire crop
can be disposed of at good cash prices.
Under these circumstances it appeared
that it would be advisable to wait.
Four Hundred Tons Oats Sold.
Portland Four hundred tons of
June oats were sold at the Merchants
Exchange Thursday at $26.75, a quar
ter under the price of the last board
sale. It is reported from Washington, D.
C, that the government will soon be
In the market for 10,000 tons of oats.
The local wheat market was dull and
bid prices were unchanged. The coun
try wheat markets were also quiet.
The visible Bupply of wheat in the
United Kingdom is 92,952,000 bushels,
an Increase for the week of 2,040,000
bushels.
Gold Imports From Canada.
New York Additional imports of
gold from Canada were received by J.
P. Morgan & Co. Saturday, making a
total thus far this week of more than
$3,000,000. The gold, which is more
or less equally divided into sovereigns
and bars, came from Ottawa in con
nection, it ia believed, with recent
purchases of supplies by the Dominion
of Canada.
Clarke County Prune Buyers Out.
Vancouver Prune buyers are active
in this county and it is reported that
as high as 6, cents pound has been
offered for prunes of this year's. Some
buyers, however, it is known, are at
tempting to close contracts for 6i
cents for prunes that run 30-35 a
pound.
Big Sugar Crop In Porto Rico.
San Juan. Porto Rico The revised
estimate of the sugar production of
the island for the season now ending
shows that the production will exceed
all previous estimates and is expected
to be in excess of 463,000 tons, as
compared with 846,000 tons last year.
FERNS ARE GOOD TO EAT,
6AY UNIVERSITY JAPANE8E
Considered ' Great Delicacy by Nip
ponese, Who Eat Puget 8ound ,
Plant Like Asparagus.
University of Washington; The
common fern or brake that grows in
the Puget Sound country Is good to
eat, according to University of Wash
ington Japanese students. Several
Japanese families have been gather
ing the stems of the plant on the cam
pus recently. They are boiled and
eaten like "fukl," the Nipponese rhu
barb, or the American asparagus..
To take out the acid taste of the
fern, the stems are boiled in water,
to which ashes are added. When near
ly cooked the water and ashes are
poured off. Clean boiling water ' is
then poured on and the. cooking is
called "warabl" and is considered a
great delicacy. Warabl may be eaten
at once or it may be dried and stored
away for winter use. When mixed
with oysters It is called "sho-yu,"
which means oyster sauce. The food
can be mixed with most meats, shell
fish and vegetables.
' A Fatal Mistake.
"That parrot of theirs! Why, It
rattles off all of the gossip of the
neighborhood!"
"Yes. When it was learning to talk
they forgot to take it out of the room
the day the sewing society met."
Browning's Magazine.
The Seat of Disease.
"Paw, which side is the heart on?"
"Every heart should be on the right
side."
"Then Where's the liver?"
"On the doctor's side." Richmond
Times-Dispatch.
rKOVERALLS
I Reg. U.S. Pat. off. I
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The mot pncticil, healthful. nUttum
nrrnenU era invented for children I to
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usnier wetgrn, lair-color nutenaJ m
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for uimmer wear, all appropriately
rnea witn UsJ - color giUtea.
Made in Dutch neck with elbow
sleeres and Ugh neck and loag
Hcerea.
75 c tli ft suit
ir your dealer cmnn ot supply yon.
We will lend then, chargei prepaid
on receipt or price, 3c each.
Maaeoy me IwoHoneaoolheLabd.
Levi Strauss & Co., San Francisco
Amrifed GRAND PRIZE at the P.P.I.E.
Work of Supererogation.
"What do you think of training girls
in military camps?"
They don't need it. Why, they
take to fighting as instinctively as a
duck takes to water. I know plenty of
women who have never had a minute's
military training in their lives and yet
look at them in the meetings of wo
men's patriotic- societies." Baltimore
American.
- EFFICIENT -v
HiLP
Must be provided when the
Appetite is Poor
The Digestion Weak
The Liver Lazy and
The Bowels Constipated
TRY
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH
BITTERS
It is an excellent tonic, appe
tizer and stomach medicine.
- Get The Genuine -
Leading Up.
Maude What makes you think hie
intentions are serious?
Mabel When he first began to call
he used to talk about the books I like
to read.
Maude And now.
Mabel Now he talks about the
things he likes to eat. Life,
YOUNG WOMEN
MAY AVOID PAIN
Need Only Trust to Lydia E.
Pinkham'g Vegetable Com
pound, says Mrs.Kurtzweg.
Buffalo, N.Y. " My daughter, whose
picture is herewith, was much troubled
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WORLD'S DOINGS
OF CURRENT WEEK
Brief Resume of General News
From All Around the Earth.
UNIVERSAL HAPPENINGS IN A NUTSHQ1
Live News Items of All Nations and
Pacific Northwest Condensed
for Our Busy Readers.
A Greek collier was sunk Thursday
by an Austrian submarine. Twenty
seven members of the crew were
picked up by a French torpedo boat
The resignation of Charles Ware as
general manager of the Union Pacific
was announced Tuesday at the com
pany's headquarters. No reason is
given.
The Swedish steamer Rosalinn, 877
tons, from Copenhagen for Stugsund,
in ballast, has been sunk by a mine off
the Stockholm Skerries. The crew
was Baved.
By a vote of 80 to 87, the house in
committee of the whole has adopted an
amendment to grant suffrage to the
women of Porto Rico. It was proposed
by Republican Leader Mann.
Notices of contests from the Sixth,
Seventh and Fourteenth districts of
Texas, involving four delegates to the
Repubican National convention are re
ceived by Secretary Reynolds.
The battleship Nebraska left the
navy yard at Boston Tuesday under
orders to proceed to Mexico. She will
take on a complement of apprentice
seamen at Newport, R. I., en route.
Victor Carlstrom, in a 160-horse-
power biplane, new from Newport
News, Va., to the Sheepshead Bay
speedway, in New York City, Tues
day, a distance of 416 miles, in four
hours and one minute.
More than 1300 French, including 31
officers, 16 machine guns and eight
cannon, were captured in a German
assault on the Verdun front in the re
gion of Deadman's hill, the German
war office announced Tuesday.
President Poincare has conferred the
war cross on Queen Elizabeth of Bel
gium as an expression of "the admira
tion of the people for the magnificent
courage and untiring devotion to the
wounded which she has never ceased to
show under the enemy's fire." ,
London underwriters charge 60 per
cent to insure againBt a declaration of
peace between Great Britain and Ger
many before January 1. The rate in
dicates that in the underwriters' opin
ion the prospects for an early peace
are better than two months ago, when
the rate for the same risk was only 30
per cent.
It is officially announced from Dub
lin that in addition to the sentence of
death imposed on Jeremiah C. Lynch,
American, a similar sentence was im
posed upon Peter Galligban, but that
this sentence was commuted to five
years' penal servitude. A number of
other persons also were sentenced to
various terms of imprisonment.
Nine residents of Pacific county,
Wash., were arraigned Wednesday be
fore Judge Cushman in the United
States District court at Tacoma, on in
dictments returned by the Federal
grand jury last Saturday, charging
conspiracy against Mrs. Margaret Ross
and sons. The defendants are the al
leged nightriders who are accused of
having forcibly restrained Mrs. Ross
and her sons from exercising their
rights as settlers on the public domain.
The'adminiBtration's five-year navy
program was rejected by a house com
mittee. The Northwestern railroad at Omaha
has announced an increase of 5 per
cent in wages of some classes of em
ployes. A San Francisco judge has decided
that it is as much a crime for a woman
to desert her dependent children as
for a man to desert his family.
Four mice, whose ancestors had been
inoculated with tumor germs for 15
years, took up their residence in the
Crocker cancer research laboratory at
Columbia University, New York,
where they have been brought from
London to be safe from war's ravages.
Estimates of the government's re
ceipts and expenditures for the re
mainder of the current fiscal year and
the fiscal year ending June 30,. 1917,
tend to show that much less new' reve
nue will have to be raised to' meet the
bill for preparedness and other large
contemplated expenditures than had
been supposed.
n earthquake of particular violence
occurred along the Adriatic coast
aly. At Ceiena a dozen persons
i injured. Interior districts were
badly shaken.
handbag containing six $10 bills
found in a bundle of clothing by
ation Army workers in Portland,
a returning the money to its owner
received a $10 bill as reward.
irgeant Furman, a member of the
nine gun company of the Twenty
1 Infantry, was shot and killed on
ican soil a mile and a half east of
es by Mexican customs guards.
psies up-to-date 14 motor cars
f them the band numbering 100
bers, left Eugene, Ore., en route
San Diego to Minneapolis,
is generally believed that the vote
edit which Premier Asquith will
rom Parliament soon will be for
,000,000. 'This will bring the
thus granted to 2,382,000,000.
e German ambassador to the
3d States has issued orders to all
an residents to cease violations
nerican laws in their efforts to
er the sending of munitions and
ies to the allies.
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Sudden.
It was the last half of the fourth
Inning, and the home team had three
men on bases and nobody out. ' The
next man up was the best batter on
the team, if not In the entire league.
He advanced to the plate swinging
three bats and wearing a confident
smile on his face. The stands were
in an uproar ot enthusiasm.
Suddenly the umpire stepped for
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. "Game called on account of dark
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He leaves a widow, and three children.
What to Do for
Your Itching Skin
Eczema, ringworm and similar itch
ing, skin eruptions are so easily made
worse by improper treatment, that one
has to be very careful. There is one
method, however, that you need not
hesitate to use, even on a baby's ten
der skin that is, the resinol treat
ment. Resinol' Is t&e prescription of
a Baltimore doctor, put up In the form
Of resinol ointment and resinol soap.
This proved so remarkably successful,
that thousands of other physicians
have prescribed It constantly for over
20 years.
Resinol stops Itching Instantly, and
almost always heals the eruption
quickly and at little cost. Resinol
ointment and resinol soap can be
bought at any druggist's, and are not
at all expensive.
A Flying Squadron.
"I wonder why they ordered us to
Newport," said the commodore.
"What do you meanT' Inquired the
flag lieutenant. -
"It's out of season and nobody is giv
ing a dance." Kansas City Journal.
In Doubt. '
She talked and talked and talked,
Till he said to himself with a groan;
"Ye gods! have I married a woman,
Or Is It a gramophone?"
Granulated Eyelids,
Of R Eyes inflamed by expo.
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VfJJj Eye Hemedy. No Smarting,
m7 iust Eve Comfort At
Your Druggist's 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye
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Druggists or Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago
And He Lives.
This story tells how a printer got
two newB stories mixed In lines, hav
ing a wedding notice and a public sale
notice to handle at the same time:
"William Smith, the only son of Mr.
and Mrs. Joseph Smith, and Miss Lucy
Anderson were disposed of at publlo
auction at my farm one mile east, in
the presence of 70 guests, Including
two mules and 12 head of cattle.
"Rev. Jackson tied the nuptial knot
for the parties, average 1250 pounds
on hoof. The beautiful home of the
bride was decorated with one' sulky
rake, one teed grinder and two Bets of
work harness, nearly new, and just
before the ceremony was pronounced
the Mendel and Sons wedding march
was rendered by one milch cow, 5
years old, one Jersey cow and one
sheep, who, carrying a bunch of
bride's roses In her hand, was beauti
ful. "She wore one light spring wagon,
two crates of apples, three racks of
hay, one grind stone of mousseline de
sole and trimmings, with about 100
bushels of spuds. The bridal couple '
left yesterday on an extended trip.
Terms, spot cash.".
Rub It On and Rub It In.
For lame back and soreness, sprains
and strains, sore throat and stiff neck,
you must rub on and rub In thorough
ly Hanford's Balsam of Myrrh. Re
member that one good application at
first is better than several light ones.
Adv. -
Another Run.
Gives a fellow quite a jar
You can safely bet
When his handsome motor car
. Runs him Into debt .
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Wifely View.
"My dear, what do you think I
bought you? A nice cook book."
"A man buying a cook book? My
word, that canvasser must have been
a peach." Kansas City Journal.
HOT WATER AND "ANURIC"
BEFORE MEALS AND HEALTH
All people in America and especially
those who are past middle age are
prone to eat too much meat and in con
sequence deposit lime-salts In their
arteries, veins and Joints. They often
suffer from twinges of rheumatism or
lumbago, sometimes from gout, swol
len hands or feet Such people are
not always able to exercise sufficient
ly in the outdoor air or drink enough
pure water In order to sweat freely
and excrete Impurities thru the skin.
Dr. Pierce has conducted experiments
and thoroughly tested a uric acid sol
vent at his Invalids Hotel and surgi
cal Institute which he Is convinced is
many times more potent than lithla
this he named "Anuric" It can be had
at almost all drug stores by simply
asking for Dr. Pierce's Anuric for kid
neys or backache. It will overcome
such conditions as rheumatism, drop
sical swellings, cold extremities, scald
ing and burning urine and sleepless
ness due to constant need ot getting
out of bed at night
Our grandmothers have told our
mothers and our mothers have in turn
instructed us that in case of sickness,
resort to Dr. Pierce's dependable
household prescriptions. These med
icines as put up for sale by druggists
have never been recommended as
"cure-alls," but only as superior rem
edies for certain common and easily
recognized diseases. Had these medi
cines been adapted to all classes and
forms of chronic diseases there would
have been no necessity for organising
a competent staff of expert physicians
and surgeons, to act In the treatment
of difficult obscure and complicated
cases of chronic diseases, as Dr. Pierce
maintains In his Invalids' Hotel and
Surgical Institute. Of his home rem
edies the most widely known are his
"Favorite Prescription" for womanly
troubles and run-down condition's pe
culiar to the womanly sex; his "Golden
Medical Discovery," the greatest of
all herbal system tonics and vltallzers,
for stomach, liver and blood disorders,
as well as his "Pleasant Pellets," the
tiny, tonio laxatives, overcoming con
stipation and cleansing the system of
poisons and accumulations tn the
bowels.