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    ' For light,
wholesome cakes,
biscuits and pastry, use
K C BAKING POWDER
Always safe and reliable. If it
isn 't all we claim your grocer
will refund your money.
JAQUES MFG. CO, CHICAGO
U. S. Government Homesteads
COLVILIE, WASHINGTON, INDIAN RESERVATION. 1,000,000 ACRES
In the Famous Columbia River Basin and Okanogan Valley. Fruit,
Dairy, Farm and Timber Land Map showing Roads, Lakes, Rivers,
Creeks, Mountains, Indian Allotments and Mineral I.and. Book of
Description, shows How to Locate any Homestead of 160 Acres on
the Reservation WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR.
PRICE, POSTPAID, $1.00.
OREGON HOMESEEKERS INFORMATION BUREAU,
504-5 McKay Building, PORTLAND, OREGON ,
Clean Up Means Paint Up
See Your Dealer.
Doit NOW!
AGENT WANTED
Business necessity every Mer
chant buys on sight. Big profits.
Exclusive territory. Free samples.
SellB from $5 to $100. Write quick
for territory. Sayers, 637 Railway
Exchange, Portland, Ore.
Phone Broadway 6588.
Prompt Service
BONNER & SON
Specialty Machine Worki
Gear Culling, Weldlw, Machine Shop Work,
Gas Unirine Expert. Magnetos Repaired.
Parta of all Kinds Made for Automobile..
. Your Patronage Solicited.
14 N. Front St. Portland, Oregon
HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL
The only Automobile School on the Pa
cific Cf'Sflt irn.intalnii.jr Gas Tractor
Dept., Uitiiijr Holt Cattcrplllor, C. L. Beat
Tracklayer and Wheel Tractora, both In the
school and operating fluid,
44S Hawthorne Ave.. - Portland. Ore.
Cash for Butterfat
Ship ua your Cream. Eirsta, Poultry. Dressed
Heats and Hides. t
PROMPT RETURNS
Hazelwood Co., Portland, Or.
The home of the aatlnfivd shipper.
1 The belter the Cream, the bettor the Price.
Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires
Made from your old ones. Last lontr
)rs Hrnn New Tires. WK ALSO BUY
OLDTIRB& We pay as hi ah as 10c
per lb. for Buch as wo con use in Double
Trfad work, and the highest market
for junk. Ship your Tires at once or write us.
OREGON VULCANIZING CO., 550 W.ihi. St.. PorHuJ. On.
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK
we want all you have. Write for prices and
hipping tana. THE H. P. MORION CO.
S3 North front it., Portland, Ore.
Everyone Should
Drink Hot Water
in the Morning
Wash away all the stomach, liver,
and bowel polaona before)
breakfast.
Tlnnlra 17lAO Trentmont and Prevention
llUUlia I RC ottlontaltloU" Abortion.
Treatment and Prevention of Calf Scours, Hog
Sanitation. Poultry DineaseH. Clip thl. ad and
mark an X In front of books wanted.
TIIKDA IlltoS.. Uekunt Uldg., Portland, Oregon.
Moderate.
"Is your husbaud a heavy smoker?"
"Dear nio, no! You've no idea how
long it takes mo to save up enouKh
coupons from his cinars to buy a cut
glass pickle dish." Detroit Free PreBS.
And Enough For a Square Meal.
Butcher Will you have the round
steak, ma'am?
Mrs. Youngbrldo I don't caro what
shape it is, so it's tender. Doston
Transcript,
Metal Grain Bins
, jit if 5, y
.4' i :
BAT PROOF RAIN PROOF
RUST PROOF
WRITE FOrt PIIICE9
Agents Wanted
Coast Culvert & Flume Co.
PORTLAND. IK.nton ORIXION
To (eel your best day In and day out,
to feel clean inside; no sour bile to
coat your tongue and sicken your
breath or dull your head; no constipa
tion, bilious attacks, sick headache,
colds, rheumatism or gassy, acid stom
ach, you must bathe on the inside like
you bathe outside. This Is vastly more
Important, because the skin pores do
not absorb impurities into the blood,
whllo the bowel pores do, says a well
known phyBlclan.
To keep these poisons and toxins
well (lushed from the stomach, liver,
kidneys and bowels, drink be(ore
breakfast each day, a glass of hot
water with a toaspoonful of limestone
pbosphato In It. This will clcanBe,
purify and freshen the entire alimen
tary tract, before putting more food
into the stomach.
Oct a quarter pound of limestone
phosphate from your pharmacist. It
Is inexpensive and almost tasteless,
except a sourish twinge which is not
unpleasant. Drink phosphated hot
water every morning to rid your sys
tem of tlieso vile poisons and toxins;
also to prevent their formation.
To feel like young (oiks feel; like
you felt before your blood, nerves and
muscles became snturatcd with an ac
cumulation of body poisons, begin this
treatment and above all, keep it tin!
As soup and hot water act on the sltln.
cleansing, sweetening and purifying,
so limestone phosphate and hot water
before breakfast, act on the stomach
liver, kidneys and bowels.
Didn't Take A Chance.
"How the cooking In that restau
rant?" Gentleman with toothpick "Fine."
"And what did you have, may I
ask?"
Gentleman with toothpick "A doz
en raw oysters, Borne Ice cream and
a glass of milk,"
A Hint.
He I see whore the government
wants women to save their rags.
She Woll, If the government only
takes n look at the clothes I have to
wear, It can soe one woman's doing it
Baltimore Amerlcau.
Cherchei L'Homme.
"Why don't she marry you? Is there
another man In the case?"
"I'm afraid so."
"Do you know who It Is?"
"Yes, her fatlier.' Boston Trans-crlpt
Time to Beware,
"A man dut shows of( too much
Rmartness," said Uncle Eben, "gets so
he enjoys about as much confidence
aa a sleight o' hand man In a poker
game." Washington Star.
C. Gcc Wo
Succuaful Boa
lUa-adlM
Rt fucretaful hrb
a) retnettiM cure all
k.nda of ailment of
men and women with
out operation, uaed
from the wonderful
Chintt herba. root
budi and vegetable, which are unknown In
the medical avtenoe of thit country.
Writn for blank and circular. 8end tarns.
CONSULTATION FRKfi. Addreu
The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Ce.
16214 Fint St. Portland. Ore.
Mention Paper.
P, N. U.
No, 17, 1910
WI1KN writing te aaVartUam pleaa Mav
" iXom tkte naaar.
Spring Colds
Are the Worst
They lend to catarrh and pneu
monia, They weaken the entire
system and leave it unable to resist
the sudden changes. They inter
fere with your digestion and lessen
your activity. Neglected they soon
become that dread disease known
its systemic catarrh. Don't neglect
them. It's costly as well aa danger
ous, PER UN A
Will Safeguard You
Have a box of Peruna Tablets with
you for the sudden cold or expos
ure. Tone your system up with a
regular course of the liquid Peruna.
fortify it against colds, get your di
gestion up to normal, take care of
yourself, and avoid danger. If you
are suffering now begin the treat
ment at once. Give Nature the
(Hp she needs to throw off the ca
tarrhal inflammation, and again be
come well.
Peruna has been helping peo
ple for 44 years. Thousands of
homes rely on it for coughs, colds
and indigestion. It's a good tonic
for the weak, as well.
The Peruna Company,
riot Lunches In Country Schools.
University of Oregon, Eugene. Hot
lunches at noon in remote country
schools is an educational innovation
that has been introduced into western
Lane county. In western Lane much
of the school year is rainy, and young
sters, traveling long distances in all
sorts o( weather, often wear wet
clothes a large part of the day.
School boards were accordingly ask
ed to provide cooking utensils, which
In many cases consist of only a large
kettle, a big spoon, a knife and a few
other bare necessities. The children
bring the articles to be cooked. Some
bring potatoes, some bring vegetables,
some bring meat, milk and other ar
ticles at different times. Each child
has his own bowl and the lunch con
sists usually of hot soup.
Each day two pupils are appointed
hosts for the following day. After
school at a meeting the kind Of soup
desired (or the following day is de
termined, and on the following day the
two hosts are allowed time from their
school work to prepare and cook the
soup on the big stove in the corner
of the school room.
Formerly the children consumed
their cold lunch in perhaps ten min
utes; now lunch occupies about a
half hour and each pupil eats at his
own desk. Miss Jennie Bossen is
school supervisor in the district in
which this innovation has been made.
Best Proof That
Resinol Heals Eczema
In our file of reports, covering a
period ot twenty years, literally thou
sands of physicians tell how success
ful the Resinol treatment is for ecze
ma and similar skin troubles. The
first use o( Resinol Ointment and Res
inol Soap usually stops the itching and
burning, and they soon clear away all
trace of the eruption. No other treat
ment for the skin now before the pub
lic can show such a record of profes
sional approval.
Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap
work so gently, and are so absolutely
Tree from anything that could Injure
even the tendercst skin, that they are
Ideal for healing the skin troubles of
Infants and children. Sold by all drug
gists. (Advt.)
The Truth.
"Von told me when I bought this
lot that the town couldn't possibly
grow in any direction but this."
"Well, it hasn't has it? As a mat
ter of (act, the population has de
creased 50 per cent since that time."
Trying To Be Complimentary.
"What did your children say when
you played Santa Claus last year?"
"Nothing," replied Mr. Growchnr,
"except they believed the make-up
was an Improvement on my regular
face." Washington Star.
Speeding.
"Now wb must speed the parting
guest."
"Leave her to me. If I ever got her
and her traps into the car, I'll hit It
up to 60 miles an hour." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
- Heard On the Elevated.
First Young Thing 1 started read
Ing "Lea Mlserables" last nigbt. It
is very Interesting.
Second Young Thing Isn't it! 1
think It is Victor Herbert's master
piece. Boston Transcript.
No Chance.
"Yes, sir, one hour's uninterrupted
reading each evening would make
you"
"Uninterrupted! Where do you
think my wife spends her evenings?"
London Opinion.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
For Every Kind
of Lameness
Rub It on and
EW Rub U In,
PiW Thoroughly
HAN FORD'S
Balsam of Myrrh
A LI N I M E NT
For Cuts, Bums.
Bruises, Sprains,
Strains. Stiff Nnrlr.
Chilblains. LnmeRarlr.
Old Sores. Onen Wniinrl..
, -
and all External Injuries.
Made Since 1846. "SK
Pries 25c, SOe and $1.00
II l I OR WRTTT9
All Dealers v'sYCft
1
A Flat Dweller's Strategem.
Mrs. X Bothered with time-wasting
callers, are you? Why don't you try
my plan?
Mrs. Y What Is your plan?
Mrs. X Why, when the bell rings
I put on my hat and gloves before I
press the button. It it proves to be
someone I don't want to see. I simply
say: "So sorry, but I'm just going
out."
Mrs. Y But suppose It's someone
you do want to see?
Mrs. X Oh, then I say: "So fortu
nate I've Just come in." Boston
Transcript.
Health
Has
Its
Own
Reward
THEREFORE
Strive for and maintain the
highest possible standard at
all times; when you need help
REMEMBER
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
Is a remedy you can always
rely on for Stomach and Bow
el disorders. Get the genuine
" Portland Wheat Blueetem, $1,041
per bushel; fortyfold, 92c; club, 91c;
red Fife, 91c; red Russian, 90.
' Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $23
per ton; shorts, $25.50; rolled barley,
$31.6032.50.
Com Whole, 36 per ton; cracked,
$37.
Vegetables Artichokes, 6580c per
dozen; tomatoes, $3.50 3.75 per
crate; cabbage, $1.501.85 per hun
dred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers,
17420c; eggplant, 23ic; horseradish,
8jc; cauliflower, 76c$1.26; lettuce,
$2.25 2.35 per crate; cucumbers,
$1.261.50; spinach, 90c$l box; as
paragus, 7J10c per pound; rhubarb,
Oregon, $2.50 per box; peas, 7J9c
per pound.
Potatoes Jobbing prices: Oregon,
$1.601.75 per sack; Yakimas, $1.70
80; new California, 6 7c per
pound.
Onions Oregon, $1.75 per sack;
Texas, Bermudas, yellow, $2.25 per
crate; white, $2.50.
Green Fruit Strawberries, $3.50
per crate; apples, $11.60 per box;
cranberries, $11 per barrel.
Eggs Jobbing price : Oregon ranch,
candled, 20Jc per dozen; uncandled,
19i20c.
Poultry Hens, 1717Jc per pound;
stags, 13c; broilers, 2530c; turkeys,
live, 1820c; turkeys, dressed, choice,
2425c; ducks, 15c; geese, 10c.
Butter Prices from wholesaler" to
retailer: Portland city creafnery
prints, 60-pound case lots, standard
grades, 34c; lower grades, 31c; Ore
gon country creamery prints, 60-pound
case lots, standard makes, 3133c;
lower grades, J?0 SOJc; packed in
cubes, 2c less. Prices paid by jobbers
to producers: Cubes, extras, S031c;
firsts, 2727Jc; dairy butter, 14
18Jc; butterfat, No. 1, 33c; No. 2,
30c.
Veal Fancy, llj12c per pound.
Pork Fancy, lllljc per pound.
Hops 1915 crop, ll12c; 1916 con
tracts, nominal.
Wool Eastern Oregon, 2127c per
pound; valley, 30c; mohair, new clip,
35c.
Cascara bark Old and new, 4c per
pound.
Cattle Steers, choice grain and
pulp, $8.509; choice hay, $8.16
8.50;' good, $7.75 8.15; medium,
$7.607.76; cows, choice, $6.707.80;
good, $6.606.75; medium, $6.26
6.60; heifers, $58.36; bulls, $2.75
6; stags, $35.26.
Hogs Prime light, $8.909; good
to prime, $8.268.50; rough heavy,
8.25; pigs and Bkips, $88.26.
Sheep Yearlings, $810; wethers,
$7.269.25; ewes, $6.258.25; lambs,
$9.6010.50.
Banker Expects Better
Business in Northwest
Spokane "Business generally in
Spokane and throughout the Inland
Empire and the Pacific Northwest
should show big improvement from
now on, and more especially during the
summer and next fall," said Aaron
Kuhij, a director of the Spokane &
Eastern Trust company, Wednesday,
on returning from a business and
pleasure trip to Eastern and Middle
Western cities.
"It is reported in New York that
Germany has ample resources for fully
24 months, " Mr. Kuhn said, "and it
seems to be known that the allied
countries are in a position to continue
for at least a similar period."
Mr. Kuhn said that while factories
are busy throughout the big manufac
turing centers in the East, there seems
to be a cautious feeling, with the re
sult there is little so-called plunging.
"Another thing is that this is the
presidential election year, he added,
"and capital is somewhat timid along
certain lines. There are some who be
lieve that a sudden cessation of hostil
ities in Europe will result in flooding
this country and others with cheaply
made goods.
"One thing is certain: Our tariff
question will have to be dealt with by
the best business brainB of the coun
try." Farmers To Build Elevator. -
Kendrick, Idaho The Kendrick
Rochdale company met recently and
arranged to build an elevator. One
hundred and ten farmers subscribed
$100 each and committees were ap
pointed to, visit elevators now built
and decide on the plan of elevator to
build. The next meeting was set for
June 1, after which they expect to be
gin building and have it ready for this
year's crop. John F. Brown has re
signed as mayor in order to accept his
appointment as postmaster. Wm. Frey-
tag was appointed to nil the vacancy.
Walla Walla Has Fine Cows.
Walla Walla, Wash. High butter
fat records of Walla Walla cows con
tinue, according to the March test of
the Walla Walla Valley Cow Testing
association, just completed by Lee C,
Lewis. Highland Dora Veeman, a
registered Holstein, property of Walla
Walla college, gave 87.8 pounds butter
fat, which was nine-tenths of a pound
under the record set by the state peni
tentiary cow last month. Both these
records are several pounds higher than
any record reported by any association
in the United States, so far aa learned.
Hen and Pigeon Affinities.
Walla Walla A bantam hen and a
male pigeon, property of Mrs. W. E.
Stapleton, 933 East Alder street, have
discovered they are affinities, and are
building nest in the barn on the
premises and refuse to associate with
others of their kinds. Two weeks
ago the hen "turned down" her mate
and the pigeon gave up his. The
owner put the pigeon in a coop with
a female pigeon and the latter was se
verely puniBhed.
Navy's Gain in Men Is Big.
Washington, D. C. More enlisted
men are in active service in the navy
now than ever before in the country's
history. Secretary Daniels announced
Wednesday that the personnel for the
first time had reached the 54,000 mark.
There are now 64,011 men in the en
listed personnel," said the secretary,
"showing a net gain of 6664 since
March 4, 1918."
HAVE DARK HAIR
Nobody can Tell when you
Darken Gray, Faded Hair
with Sage Tea.
Grandmother kept her hair beauti
fully darkened, glossy and attractive
with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Whenever her hair took on that dull,
faded or streaked appearance, this
simple mixture was applied with won
derful effect. By asking at any drug
store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound," you will get a largo bot
tle of this old-time recipe, improved
by the addition of other ingredients,
all ready to use, for about 50 cents.
This simple mixture can be depended
upon to restore natural color and beau
ty to the hair. .
A well-known downtown druggist
says everybody uses Wyeth's Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because it
darkens so naturally and evenly that
nobody can tell it has been applied
it's so easy to use, too. You simply
dampen a comb or soft brush and draw
it through your hair, taking one strand
at a time. By morning the gray hair
disappears; after another application
or two, it is restored to its natural
color and looks glossy, soft and beau
tiful. This preparation is a delightful
toilet requisite. It is not intended for
the cure, mitigation or prevention of
disease. ' "
A Joke With M Afterthought.
A newspaper humorist quotes this
from a letter received by one of the
Georgia congressmen:
"My youngest son has run away and
enlisted In the regular army. I can't
get him out. Won't you help me?
He is a good boy and I was raising
him for my own use."
In one sense this is a joke a joke
upon the father, who was bringing up
the boy to get as much work out of
him as possible and the young sol
dier probably has chuckled over it
more than anybody else. But the
story is more serious than humorous.
This boy ran away to escape three
or four years of hard labor for his
father's profit. Unfortunately a good
many children cannot escape from
their slavery to parents and cotton
mlll owners. Georgia has 2,819 child
laborers under thirteen years of age,
North Carolina 6,359, and South Car
olina 4,164, and it is up to the State
or Federal legislature to give them
their heritage of sunshine, play, and
schooling. Collier's.
SnBWS" ii TI-TTTrT B. -A M sk. v B. I 111
tfrtAkSa
1
Affected By Business.
'The girl in the phonograph place
we patronize Is just full of affectation."
"But you must consider that It is
her business to put on airs." Wash
ington Star.
Always Thus.
"I understand they want to turn dis
tilleries into munition factories."
"It might help, If they do. But its
the old story of the ultimate consumer
getting the worst of it." Washington
Star.
Have Haalthrt Stronr. Beautiful Eves
OculiBta aud Fbysiciaua used Murine Eya
Remedy many years before It was offered aa a
Domeauo Eye Medicine. Murine la sun Com
pounded by Our Fhyaloiana and guaranteed
bj tbem aa a Reliable Relief for Eyea that Need
Care. Try It In your Eyea and In Baby'a Byea
No Smarting Juet Eye Comfort. Buy Murine
of your Druggist -accept no Substitute, and If
interested write zor ttooif or tne Eve Free.
MUKIMB EYJE BKMKDI CO., CUIUAUU
Two Deluded Souls.
BIx I wonder if Dr. Cook really
thought he discovered the north pole?
Dix Possibly! We all make mis
takes. Why, when I married my wife
I thought I had discovered Paradise.
Boston Transcript.
Loans Seem to Weaken It.
A (to man he has touched) Thanks,
old chap. But what Is this little pam
phlet you handed- me?
B Oh, I always band one ot those
out with a loan. It tells how to
strengthen the memory. Boston
Transcript
Yoo Can Get Alien'! root-Ease FREE. -
Write AllcnS. Olmsted.Lc Boy, N. Y., for
tree sample of Allen's Foot-Eao. It cures
sweating, h.u swollen, aching fect. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A cortaln cure lor
corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug,
gists sell It. 25o. Don't accent any substitute.
Sense of Responsibility.
"Is Bligglns patriotic?"
"Thoroughly."
"Would he fight for his country?"
"I don't know about that. But he
hasn't the slightest doubt that in an
emergency somebody ought to."
Washington Star.
Times Change.
"What? You need new clothes
again? When I was a boy I wasn't
ashamed to wear garments that were
patched."
"Yes, dad, but you know you didn't
associate with such refined people as
1 do." .
SALTS Hi FOR
We eat too much meat which
Clogs Kidneys, then the
Back hurts. .
Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and clog
ged and need a flu ling occasionally,
else we have backao t and dull misery
in the kidney region, severe bead
aches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver,
acid stomach, sleeplessness and all
sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain In the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug Btore here,
take a tablespoonful In a glass of
water before breakfast for a few days
and your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made-from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice, com
bined with llthla, and is harmless to
flush clogged kidneys and stimulate
them to normal activity. It also neu
tralises the acids In the urine so it no
longer Irritates, thus ending bladder
disorders.
Jad Salts Is harmless; Inexpensive;
makes a delightful effervescent lithla
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep their kid
neys clean, thus avoiding serious com
plications. A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be
lieve in overcoming kidney . trouble
while It Is only trouble.
Six feet through at base, 4 feet
6 inches through at top, five feet above
ground. ; Giant Stumping
Powder did a clean job, taking out
roots and all without tearing a biff hole
in the ground. Farmers who have used
them know that
FARM POWDERS
4 1 UMMIINU OHICUL I UHAL
always save them money, time and work. They save money
because they lift and heave as well as shatter, and go further than
high explosives that merely split the stumps. They save time
and work because they get out the stumps big or little, green or
dead in a condition easy to handle, "I get better results from
Giant Powders than from any other powder I have used," says
A. E. Adkins,"Woodburn, Ore.
There are two Giant Farm Powders, both made especially for Pacific
Coast farmers. Eureka Slumping Powder is most economical foe dry
work and Giant Stumping Powder Baves money in stump blasting in wet
soil. Try theoe tvro. Compare them with the powder you have been
using, and you will always use Giant in future. Write ua and we will
have our nearest distributor supply a trial case at the lowest market price.
Five Blasting Books FREE
' Better ways of removing stumps and boulders, making .
ditches, planting trees, and breaking up the subsoil are
described in our five illustrated books. They were written .
for western farmer9, to meet the conditions that you have.
Write us for the book on the subject you are interested in.
THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., Jffi San Francisco
"Everything for Blotting " '
Brunch Offices i Seattle. Spokane, Portland. Sail Lake Cltr. Denver
' S'liiln
Df i 17 LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED
111 A I . K tr Cutter's Blnaklea Pill, how
ifJrmVu. priced, fresh, reliable: preferred bj
Western stockmen because they pro
V ' Vl tat where other va.oeli.ei fall.
I 1 - m Write for booklet and testimonial!.
V H m 10-dole pkga. Blackleg Pllli $1.00
III sssa 50-dote pkga. Blaokleg Pilla 4.00
Use any injector, but Cutter's best
Th superiority of Cutter products Is due to o?er X
years of apeclallzlng )n vaeelnes and serums only.
Insist on Cutter's. If unobtainable, order direct.
T'iE CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkeley. California,
WEEKS' BREAK -IP-A-COLD TABLETS
A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist.
It's good. Take nothing else. Adv.
Novelty Needed.
"You don't say 'Down with the
trustu!' In your speeches any more."
"No," replied Senator Sorghum;
"mine are like other audiences. You've
got to give them something new."
Washington Star.
'
Another Good One.
"I see the Camptlre Girls have an
honor entitled the 'firemaker degree.' "
"That ought to qualify them as good
wives for lucky men. Have they a
dish-washer degree?" Louisville Courier-Journal.
Guessed..
Mame Honest, Maude, didn't you
accept Jack's proposal laat night?
Maude Y-Y-Yes. But how did you
guess? "
Mame Oh, the poor dear looked so
worried this morning. Penn State
Froth.
KOVE BALLS-
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II your dealer cannot supply you.
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Calling Uncle Down.
"When I was a youngster," remark
ed Uncle Braggles, "I was about the
best baseball player in this county."
"What did you play?"
"Pitcher, catcher, shortstop an' all
the rest of 'em."
"Yes, uncle," spoke up little Willie,
the champion bright child. "But we'ra
talking about baseball, not amateur
theatricals." Washington Star.-
These Tkee Women Tell How Thej
Escaped the Dreadful Ordeal of
Surgical Operations.
Hospitals are great and necessary institutions, but they
should be the last resort for women who suffer with ills
peculiar to their sex. Many letters on file in the Pinkham
Laboratory at Lynn,- Mass., prove that a great number of
' women after they have been recommended to submit to an
operation have been made well by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. Here are three such letters.". All
sick women should read them. . : ' - i
: Marinette. Wis. "I 'went to the doctor and
he told me I must have an operation for a female
trouble, and I hated to have it done as I had been
married only a short time. I would have terrible
pains and my hands and feet were cold all the
time. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and was cured, and I feel better in every
way. I give you permission to publish my name
because I am so thankful that I feel well again."
Mrs. Fbm Bihmkis, Marinette, Wis. ,
TtetroiL Mich. "When I first took lydia E.
i Pinkham's Veeetable Compound I was so run down
with female troubles that I could not do anything, and our doctor
said I would have to undergo an operation. I could hardly walk
without help so when I read about the Vegetable Compound and what
it had done for others I thought I would try it I got a bottle of
Lydia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and a package of Lydia
Pinkham's Sanative Wash and used them according to directions.
They helped me and today I am able to do all my work and I am welL
Mrs. Thos. Dwter, 8S9 Milwaukee Ave, East, Detroit, Mich.
V Bellevue, Pa." I Buffered more than tongue can tell with terrible
bearing down pains and inflammation. I tried several doctors and
they all told me the same story, that I never could get well without
an operation and I just dreaded the thought of that. I also tried a
good marry other medicines that were recommended to me and none
of them helped me until a friend advised me to give Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound a trial. The first bottle helped, I kept
taking it and now I don't know what it is to be sick any more and I
am picking up in weight I am 20 years old and weigh 145 pounds.
It will be the greatest pleasure to me if I can have the oppor
tunity to recommend it to any other suffering woman." Misa laura
Fbomjchkr, 1923 Manhattan St, North Side, Bellevue, Pa.
If yon wonid like special advico write to lydia E. Pinkham
Med. Co. (confidential ),Lynn, Mass. Tour letter will be opened,
read svad answered by m woman and held in strictjeonfideiMsk
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