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Portland Watchmak ing, bbgraving and Optical School, 218 Common wealth Building, Portland, Oregon, Practical Lessons In Hypnotism 268 Pace Book. Contains full instruction, for development and practice of Hypnotism; Truth of this wonderful Science, 11.50. Purnck Publishing Co,, 828 Cham ber Commerce, Portland, Oregon. Wlds Awakt. An abnormally fat man lumbered In to a Pullman on a west-bound train, and set up a loud protest when be found that bis berth was at the end of the car. "I can't sleep s wink If I'm over the car wheels. I won't olose my eyes If you put m over the ear wheels, porter' "Can't help It, sah," said the por ter. It's the one that was sold you, and It's the only one there la. You'll hare to take a chair car and set up If you don't take this.'' The fat man finally decided to keep the berth, protesting; to the last that he did not expect to close his eyes Shortly his snores were heard above the rumble of the train, but It was not until the train had a long watt that the sounds Issuing from the berth caused anything but amusement. In the si lence, however, they got on the pas sengers' nerves, and by request the porter prodded him In the ribs. "My goodness, sah!" demanded the porter. "It you makes noises like that when you'se lyln' wide awake over the car wheels, what would you do If you was sound asleep In the middle of th car?" Kill four, Injure 19, in Rioting at Youngstown, Ohio. PROPERTY LOSS NEARLY ONE KILUON Trying to Signal. "What did you tell that man who asked you If be could marry your uaugnterr "I acted as grouchy as possible. replied Mr. Cumrox. "I couldn't tell him right out that Oladys has a sharp temper, but I though I'd sort o' hint to mm that she might have Inherited one. Washington star. Objection Overcome. Nurse Tommy, It Is naughty to play soldiers on Sunday. Tommy Oh, this Is all right. It's the Salvation Army. Chicago Dally mews. Hie Very Lateat Chart and Instructions la Falsi It aa ng inc. f urack publishing Co,, 828 Cham, bur Commerce, Portland, Oregon. Helpful Suggestions. "My brain Is on fire," tragically ex. claimed Johnson as he threw hlmsolf down upon the sofa and held his head. "Why don't you blow It out?" absent-mindedly asked his roommate. Leiugn uurr. , Strong on Figures. "How Is ths new bookkeeper on fig ures" "Always runs to the window when a good one goes by," Louisville Coup lor-Journal. . Cynlo Peflned. A cynic Is usually a person who Im agines he Is smart enough to be polite and ill-natured at the same time. Washington Star. Peace at Any Price. "Do you let your wife have her own wayr "Certainly, and most of mlue." Bos ton Transcript. Many Folks Do. "Does he borrow trouble?" "Qosh, ne! He goes out and buys It." Life. I at. V C Gee Wo Heats Remedies Bla eueeeaaful herb al remedies cure all klnda of ailmenta of men and women with out operation, ueed front the wonderful Chinee, herbe. nwli bud. and vegetable, which .re unknown Is . science er thie country . Write Tor blank and circulara. 8end etaauk CONSULTATION FRblli Addreei The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. ISM First St.. Portland. Ore. Mention Paper. State and National Troops Called to Dispel Looting Mob Firemen Driven Away by Stoning. xoungstown, U. tour men were killed,'19 other persons, including s woman, shot, and 16 city blocks de stroyed by fire as s result of riots growing; out of the steel mill strike here Saturday night. The fire bad caused a loss estimated at from $800,000 to f 1,000,000 at last reports. Rioters, who for hours had held the city in a reign of terror, looting stores and the postoffice and Betting fire to many buildings, began to quit the streets after rumors of the arrival of troops spread. Citizens, however, feared a new outbreak at daybreak. The trouble was the culmination of a strike of laborers which began at the plant of the Republic Iron & Steel company a week ago and spread to the plants of the tube company, the Youngstown Iron & Steel company, and the Brier Hill Steel company, all independent ' concerns. The men de mand 26 cents an hour; the companies offer an increase from 19 to 22 cents an hour. The bridge from East Youngstown to Struthera was burned to prevent rioters from entering the town. Two companies of United States regulars from Columbus were ordered to East Youngstown because of the looting and burning of the postoffice. The trouble started early in the morning when strike sympathizers and workers at the sheet and tube plant clashed. Stones were thrown snd sev eral shots were fired, but no one was injured. Later In the afternoon a riot occurred just outside the tube company's plant and two men were in jured so badly they were taken to a hospital. The most serious trouble started when the day shift at the sheet and tube mills left work. A crowd of 6000 gathered at the entrance to the works and stoned a squad of private police in charge of Chief Woltz, of the sheet and tube company force. Ifte police force of the city was lined up on a bridge at the river lead ing to the main works of the plant. someone In the crowd threw a rock, which struck one of the mill guards, Immediately several of the guards drew their revolvers and fired to scare the crowd. Then the real trouble started. Re volvers were produced by men in the crowd snd answering shots were sent back. The guards answered by firing into the crowd. Men and women, wounded, fell amid the rain of bullets. Finally the crowd fell back and vented its fury by applying the torch to build ings in the neighborhood. Firemen summoned from Youngs town arrived on the scene, but before they could get the hose connected up witn the city hydrants the crowd drove the fire-fighters away. Many shots were fired, and the flrement drove off with their apparatus amid a hail of stones. By this time the flames threatened to sweep through the entire business section. The infuriated crowd surged through the streets, and threats were made to burn the entire town. All available guards were marshaled by the Sheet & Tube company, and by other mills in the suburbs in an effort to prevent destruction of their prop erly. SECRECY OF TRADE COMMISSION TO BE CRITICISED IN CONGRESS wasbmgton, U. u. The secret pro cedure of the Trade commission, which, with majority made up of Democratic politicians, is now "regu lating" big business, is destined to re ceive a grilling in both the senate and house. A demand that light be shed on the operations of what is pronounced the most secret sgency of an unusually se cretive administration will be made by Republican senators and represent atives when the appropriations for the executive branch of the government are considered. Although the commission is nearly year old, it has given practically no public proof of the activity, it is as serted, in enforcing the laws relating to business. All complaints of unfair competition and violation of the anti trust acts have been considered and disposed of in secret. No business concern has been called on openly to defend itself against a charge of vio- JOHN A. KEY ' P, N. U. No. 3. ISIS WHEN writing to advertisers, eleesa maa. " tioa thi. paper. mmf 4000 Get Wage Increase. Denver An increase in wages is to be granted the employes of the steel millB of the Colorado Fuel & Iron com pany, according to announcement of J. F. Welborn, president, here Saturdav. The increases, it was said, will corre spond to those announced recently by officials of the United States Steel cor poration, and will become effective aa soon as the Colorado Fuel & Iron com pany officials learn what the United States Steel corporation's increases amount to. About 4000 are employed in me company's steel plant at Pueblo. Steamship Passes Canal. Panama The steamer Newton, the last vessel waiting for oassaire through the Panama canal, passed through the waterway Saturday. The Newton. arawing Z7 feet, has the greatest draught of any vessel using the canal since it was closed list September. Major General Goethals said that. while the Newton was permitted to pass through the canal, It was not yet in conuiuon ror continuous traffic and that the waterway was not onen. He declined to make an estimate of the time required to reopen the cut Bribe to Italy Charged. Berlin The Neue Zurlcher Zeltuno- oas receivea reports from reliable sources, says the Overseas News Agency, that the London treaty provid ing against me conclusion of sensr- ate peace signed by Italy contains a special clause under which Italy re ceivea s,uuu,uuu lire ror sriv ne; her ad nerence to ine agreement. The news agency Bays it has "special informa- tion" that another clause In the treaty is uireciea against tne Vatican. French Release Consuls. Paris A dispatch from Athens ssys inst jean uulllemin, the French min ister to Greece, has announced that consuls of the Teutonic allies arrested in Saloniki have been released. Greek newspapers, the dispatch adds, regard this action as satisfactory to the Greek government Congressman John A. Key of Ohio, chairman of the house pensions com mittee, Is the author of a bill pro viding for pensions for the widows of the men who died In the Spanish- American war. It carries an appro priation of about $2,500,000. lating the law. Republicans contend that the public does not know whether unfair compe tition is so prevalent that the commis sion has been swamped with com plaints, or bo rare that few grievances have been filed. The commission says that about 200 complaints have been filed, but refuses to divulge disposition of specific cases, Although admitting that this secret procedure is not prohibited by the law, Republicans charge that it is contrary to the intent of the statute, which pro vides that when the commission satisfied that the law is being violated it shall cite the offender to a public hearing. The commission has adopt ed the procedure of confidential inves tigation of complaints and asserts that no public hearings have been necessi tated because In every case either the accused concern has abandoned the practices complained of or the accuser has withdrawn his complaint. Compulsory Military Service Is Held Best by Secretary of War NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Washington, D. C Secretary Gar. rison told the house military commit tee at a hearing Monday that compul sory service was the only really ade quate basis on which to construct military policy compatible with the idea of democratic government. The secretary made the assertion merely as an expression of personal sentiment, he said, and did not elabo rate on it. His statement was regard ed as significant, however. Representative Shallenbersrer asked secretary uarrieon if universal mili tary obligation did not make it possi ble for nations to be drawn into war despite the wishes of the majority of tne people. I do not think France or Germany would be waging war if the maioritv or ineir peoples did not favor it, " re plied the secretary. "No nation ever is at war at variance with the wishes of the great majority of its people." T. R. Declines to Run. Minneapolis William T. Coe, of Minneapolis, announced at a meeting of Progressives Monday, receipt of the loiiowing letter from Colonel Roose velt, in reply to a question whether the Colonel would agree to the placing of hia name on the Minnesota Repub lican presidential ballot: "( cannot consent to have my name filed in any primaries. - What I am trying to do is to fight for straightout Americanism. I am not concerned whatever with any individual, myself or anyone else." American Flag Misused. Boston The British steamer City of Lincoln went through the Mediterra nean sea flying the American flag as a protection against submarines, mem bers of the crew said when the steamer arrived here with a valuable cargo from Oriental porta. They said the ship's name was altered to read "Lincoln." Officers of the vessel refused to discuss the matter. The City of Lincoln car ried 4000 tons of rubber and 2400 tons of tin, which, with large consignments of oil and other freight made op cargo valued at $6,000,000. Suffragists Win Point. Washington, D. C. The Susan B. Anthony amendment providing for woman suffrage was reported favor ably to the senate by the suffrage com mittee. "In our opinion, every princi ple upon which universal manhood suffrage rests demands the extension of its privileges and responsibilities to women," said the report "They are subject to the laws, are taxed for the support of government nd subject to a common political destiny." Portland Wheat Bluestem, $1.01) per bushel; forty-fold, $1; club, 97c red rife, 96c; red Russian, 96c Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $17 17.60 per ton; valley timothy, $14 14. ou; alfalfa, fVI; oats and vetch, VIS. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $23 per ton; shorts, $24; rolled barley, Corn White, $36 per ton; cracked, 3B. Vegetables Artichokes, $1.10 per dozen; tomatoes, California, $1.60 1.76 per crate; cabbage, 90c per cwt garlic, 16c per pound; peppers, 12c; eggplant, 10c; sprouts, 8c horseradish, 8Jc; cauliflower, $1.76 2 per crate; celery, $3.76; beans, 12Jc per pound; lettuce, $2.60 per crate; peas, 810c per pound. ureen fruits Pears, $11.60 per box; grapes, $6 per barrel; cranber ries, $1014.60. Potatoes Oregon, $1.25(5)1.35 per sack; Xakimas, $1.Z61.86; sweets, $2.763 per cwt. Onions Oregon buying price, $1.26 f. o. b. shipping point Apples spitzenbergs, extra fancy. $2.26 per box; fancy, $2; choice, 1.251.60: Jonathans, extra fancy. $1.60; fancy, $1.26; choice, $1; Yellow Newtowns, extra fancy, $2; fancy, $1.76; choice, $1 1.26; Baldwins, extra fancy, $1.60; fancy, $1.26 choice, $1; russets, orchard run, $1. Kegs Oregon ranch, candled, 84 36c per dozen; Oregon storage, 22(5 23c rouitry Hens, small, 14c per pound; large, 16c; small springs, 16; broilers, 18c; turkeys, live. 20c; turkeys, dressed, choice. 26c: ducks, I2l6c; geese, 12alZlc Butter City creamery, cubes, ex tras, selling at 28c per pound; firsts, 26ic; prints snd cartons, extra. Prices paid to producers: country creamery, 6c; butterfat, No. 1, 28c; No. 2, Zoc. Veal Fancy, 12J13c per pound. Pork Fancy, 8c per pound. Hops 1916 crop, 10llc per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 1825c; valley, 2526c; fall lambs' wool, 26c; mohair, Oregon, 28c Cascara Bark Old and new, Si&ie per pound. Cattle Choice steers, $7 & 7.75; good, $6.767; medium, $6.606.76 choice cows, $6.606; good, $6.26 6.60; medium, $4.766.26; heifers, $46.40; bulla, $2.604.60; stags, $3 6.25. Hogs Light, $6.25616.60: heavy. ?D.6U. '..., Sheep Wethers, $6(3)7.26: ewes, $4.255.75; lambs, $78.25. Farmers Are Holding Oats. Portland The oats market is be coming firmer with lighter offerings. Receipts have declined materially of late, and practically no oats are com ing in now from east of the mountains, There has been buying in the interior for shipment eastward, and this baa strengthened the ideas of farmers throughout the country. The contin ued Eastern demand for choice grade Northwestern oats is looked for and for this reason farmers are not dis posed to Bell now. The spread in prices, east and west, however, is not wide enough yet to make the business very attractive to shippers at this end, although a considerable volume of business has been worked. Valley oats, which are in large sup ply, are not likely to find an Eastern outlet, but there should be s better market for them here, with none com ing in from Eastern Oregon or Eastern Washington. Inland Empire Holds Onto Grain. Lewiston, Idaho On account of be ing financially able to play a waiting game, grain growers of the Inland Empire are refusing to sell this sea son's crop st the prices quoted. More than 76 per cent of the crop of 10,000, 000 bushels is still in the hands of the ranchers. For the first time wheat is being ex tensively shipped from this region by rail direct to New York for export and markets of the Eastern states for mill ing purposes. Also, practically all barley shipments have gone East. The movement is becoming heavier daily, and is expected to continue until the opening of the Panama canal, when the grain will be diverted to Portland and Puget Sound points, thence through the canal to the European nations. Chehalis Milk Price Advances. Chehalia. Wash. The Pacific Coast Condensed Milk company has an nounced the milk price for the first half of January at Chehalis to be $1.70, an increase of five cents a hun dred over the price paid the last half of December. There has been a steady gain in the price of milk the past 60 days, locally. The condenser company is making heavy shipments of milk that business being greatly Improved recently owing to drafts on Eastern supplies for ship ment to Europe. Wool Growers Interested. Pendleton, Or. Word comes from all points of Eastern Oregon as far from Pendleton as Prineville that rep resentatives will join the Umatilla County sheepmen in their special car, which leaves Pendleton Wednesday, January 12, for Salt Lake City to at tend the National Convention of Wool Growers. The following; towns will Bend delegates : Heppner, Baker, Wal lowa, Prineville, Hay Creek, Stanfield, mot Kock, Echo and Pendleton. The party returns Monday, Jan. 17. Senator JN. Burgess will manage the trip. Alfalfa Land Price Cut. Hermiston, Or. The price of alfalfa land in this locality ia to be srestlv reduced, according to a movement in augurated at the annual meeting of the Hermiston Commercial club. Land owners are agreed that this ia necee sary to dispose of their holdings, and the Commercial club urge it to pro mote settlement The old fruit-land price of $200 to $300 an acre for unim proved land will be divided by five or six. The Commercial club will issue a folder setting forth the reasons for the reduction in prices of alfalfa land. I TWELVE DIE FROM DRINKING WOOD . ALCOHOL IN "DRY" WASHINGTON Seattle, Wash. Charged with sell ing a quantity of wood alcohol, which has resulted in the death of several men since January 1, T. Takana, Japanese, 38 years old, manager of drugstore at 602 Sixth avenue South, was arrested here. Detectives Yoris and Waechter say they saw the sale by Tab: ana of two pint bottles of the poi son. A specific charge of manslaugh ter will be preferred against the drug gist by the prosecuting attorney otnee. The pharmacy operated by Takana. according to detectives, has been made the base of supply sine the dry law went into effect January 1, for a num ber of bootleggers, some of whom, It is alleged, operated under the direc tion of the Japanese. Five men, who assert they bought bottles of wood al cohol from Takana. are held in the citv jail as witnesses. Three more victims. John Burns, an unidentified man, and John Alton, died EDWIN Y. WEBB Congressman Edwin Y. Webb of North Carolina, as chairman of the house judlciay committee, helped the cause of woman suffrage to the extent of granting a hearing on the Susan B. Anthony amendment, befor hia com mittee. Monday, the latter at midnight, of wood alcohol poisoning. This makes a total of 12 who have died of alcoholism from wood alcohol or cheap whisky substitutes since the dry law went into effect Denver Men Made Idle by Prohibition Ask Governor's Aid Denver A mass meeting at the au ditorium on the State capitol grounds was held here late Tuesday by several hundred presons thrown out of employ ment by prohibition. Resolutions were presented to Gov ernor Carlson by a committee headed by William Koch, secretary of the Brewery Workers' association, asking that an extra session of the legislature be called to devise means of furnish ing employment for those deprived of their jobs. The demonstration ended with a par ade through the downtown streets with banners reading: "Wet or dry, we must have work or we'll know why." U. S. Warships Talk by Radio 2500 Miles Across Land Washington, D. C. Flagships of the Atlantic and Pacific fleets were in radio communication Tuesday across about 2600 miles of intervening land, The battleship Wyoming, near Cape Henry, reported to the Navy depart ment that messages exchanged with the ban Diego, at Guayamas, Mexico, were strong and easily read. Unusual static conditions probably made possible this conversation, the feat of communication between the two fleets over such an extent of land never before having been accomolish- ed. Improved appartatus recently Installed on the big ships of the navy aiso aiaeo. to tne success of the test Grazing Bill Is Favored. Washington, D. C. The- house pub lic lands committee has favorably re ported the 640-acre stockraiBing home stead bill. On motion of Representa tive Sinnott an amendment was adopt ed authorizing the secretary before de signating areas for entry in 640-acre tracts to resere stock driveways a quarter of a mile wide across these areas in order that livestock may be driven to and from the summer rsnge in forest reserves. The bill also was amended to permit the reservation of water holes and watering places. Parry Boom Is Launched. Washington, D. C A vice presi dential boom for Will H. Parry, of Se attle, member of the Federal Trade commission, is being quietly launched by his friends in Washington. Those who stand sponsor for this movement contend that the Far West cannot hope to name the head of the ticket but can reasonably ask for second place, and Mr. Parry is being put forward as a man who would com mand support from both wings of the Republican party. Auto Makers To Be Tsxed. Washington, D. C The proposed tax on horsepower of automobiles would be imposed on manufacturers and not on owners, according to a statement issued by Secretary McAdoo. "No yearly taxation of automobiles simlar to the license of states and municipalities ia contemplated," aald the statement "nor has it at any time been snggeeted that a Federal tax be imposed on automobiles in use by pri vate owners. "J A Lawful Revenge. . "I'm laying for that motorist that Almost knocked me down, and when I catch him, I'm going to give him such a pair of black eyes he can hardly see out or them." "Aren't you afraid of being arrested for assaulting him?" "How can I be? Hasn't the law said motorists must have their lamps dimmed 7 Baltimore American. Acts aa a Shield. "I don't like to have my husband prop up a newspaper at the breakfast table. Do you?" "Oh, I don't know. ' It keeps the grapefruit from spattering as far as it otherwise might" Louisville Courier- Journal. , . . Incredible. " "Nero fiddled while Rome burned." "I don't believe It," replied the man who likes to disagree. "No violinist with Nero's political pull would have permitted a pyrotechnic display to go on as a rival performance." Washing ton Star. Useless Question. "Would your wife vote for you ss s canaiaate lor omceT "I don't' think there's anv use of mv bothering my head about that," re plied Mr. Meekton. "I don't believe Henrietta would let me run in the first place." Washington Star. State of Preparedness. "Do you approve of preparedness?" "Ym " ronliari g.-ain, Qn-l.,.n. "T haven't got the encouragement I'd like iur prepareuness ror war. But nobody can ever say that I wasn't prepared for an argument" Washington Star. Comfortable 8olltude. "Aren't you afraid to be alone in the Woods?" asked the sympathetic man. "No, sir," replied the old guide; "when I'm alnnn in rhA wruvi. nMvuiv Is liable to pick me for a deer. It's the only time I feel safe." Washing ton Star. Various Substitutes, 'Do Von think- mnn.v la Aaaantlal t happiness?" Not absolutely. 1 know aovArnl women who are perfectly happy accu- mulatlne: BOan vranMra and tnhannn coupons." Louisville Courier-Journal. HQWsJRD K SDRTOH - aaayer ana Ohenlet, ill t' f'tPif'tf'in s"'ma price.! Golf or Copper. SI. H .lliaa envelopes e A fall price lie! eat oa application. Control and Umpire worfcap wn, n.tt rirg . Her Jewels. Mrs. Subbubs I wonder where lit tle Willie and David are? Did you see anything of my jewels as vou came along, Mr. Nexdore? Nexdore Yes. I did. ma'am. Tour jewels are In soak I saw them swim. mini In the river. Boston Transcript Wifehood Her Aim. First Girl Rtllllnnt Ara vnis e-nlnir to trv for an M. A nuTtT Second Girl Student No; I'm going to try tor an m. , H. Boston Transcript CONSUMPTION TAKES 350 PEOPLE DAILY Over 350 people snccamb to con sumption everyday in the United States. Science proves that the germs only thrive when the system 1 weakened from colds or sickness, overwork, confining duties or when general weakness exists. The best physicians point out that dnringchanging seasons the blood should be made rich and pure and active by tak ing Scott's Emulsion after meals. The cod liver oil in Scott's Emulsion warms the body by enriching the blood; it peculiarly strengthens the lungs and throat, while it upbuilds the resistive forces of the body to avoid colds and prevent consumption. If yon work indoors, tire easily, feel languid or nervous, Scott's Emulsion is the moitstrengtheningfood-medicineknown. It is totally free from alcohol or an stupefying drag. Avoid substitutes, le-U Scott St Bowat. Blnomlcld. M. I. . aw Furs Ship Direct to New York, the International rur Market, and Secure the Highest Caah Prices. Why dap to ihe rairTflfTPin. who Km eventually kU youi fun u ew York and nuke hu profit out f rou W pay the highest market pricea. Ourntrihodtofgracting are ODimially liberal. We never charge Cotxminion, string you fuU value tor your fun. Write far our pace tstt toi 9ocm1 eft. DAVID BLUSTEIN & BRO. IMW.27tkSt New York. N.T. TYPHOID! Is no more necesssry than Smallpox. Aimy experience has demonstrated the atmoat miraculous- nftu Cacy, and hirmletineai, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Be ncclnated NOW by your physician, you and four family, it li more vital than bouse Insurance. AMk your physician, druggist, or send for "Have mi bad Typhoid? ' telling of Typhoid Vaccine, lesulta from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. WE CUTTM LABORATORY. BLWLCY, CAL (MMC1N VACCIHIS SiaUHI UN 011 ft. flOV. UCIISI TRY THIS EASY WAY TO CLEAR YOUR SKIN WITH RESINOL SOAP Bathe your face for several minutes Working the creamy lather into the skin gently with the finger-tips. Then wasn on with more Heslnol Soap and warm water, finishing with a dash of clear cold water to close the pores. do tnis once or twice a day, and you will be astonished how quickly the healing, antiseptic Reslnol medication soothes and cleanses the pores, re moves pimples and blackheads, and leaves the complexion clear, fresh and velvety. In severe cases a little Res lnol Ointment should also be used. Reslnol Soap is sold by all druggists. ; Three In One. "Now this typewriter is equipped with all the summer attachments." "Summer attachments?" "A small mirror, a miniature clock and a thermometer; everything a girl has to consult frequently." Louisville Courier-Journal. Capable Crying. I hear that beautiful actress wept copiously at the proper places during her trial." ' Cry? She made the official court crier look like a rank amateur." Louisville Courier-Journal. Shake Into Tour snoee A Den's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feat, ft eoraa painful, awollea, amaruns, aweatlns feet. Makes new ahoefl easy. Sold by all Druggist, and Shot Stores. Don't accept any aubstituta. Sample FKEE. Address A. 8. Olmsted. La Roy, N. Y. In Unlimited Quantities. "Did Mother Eve really dress leaves? "So we are told, my child." "What a lot of old clothes she must have had to give sway In the fall!" Louisville Courier-Journal. Their Utility. 'If everything has a use. what are Idiots good for?" "Well, if It wasn't for Idiots, there wouldn't be anybody to look for gaB leaks with a lighted candle or to rock boats." Baltimore American. Of Course, There Were. Pop, In the days when people used to fall down and worship the sun " "Well, my boy? "Were there a lot of heat prostra tions?" Baltimore American. Next Door. "How's your marksmanship?" asked the bandit chief. "Improving," replied the trusty lieu tenant "I tried out a man this morn ing In a shooting-across-the-border test" "Did he hit his mark?" ' - "No. But he came close. He aimed at New Mexico and hit Arizona." Washington Star. His Device. "Hullo, Tom! What's this I hear about your having some labor-saving device?" "It's true, all right. I'm going to marry an heiress," Boston Transcript Touching the Doctor. "Oh, doctor, I feel funny inside I" "What have you been eating?" "That's just the trouble, doctor.- I ain't had nothing to eat for a week. Can you spare a copper?" Firefly. Indirect Victim. ""I see "you have a cold like" every body else." . "This isn't a coldV, I simply got hoarse telling all my friends how to cure their colds." Washington Star. .A Theory Only. "This is a free country." "Yes, In theory." . "Why, what do you mean?" "Isn't it composed mainly of mar ried men?" Baltimore American. Have Healthy, Strong;, Beautiful Byes Oculiata and Phyalciaua vaed Uurln. Eye Remedy many yeara before It waa offered aa a Domeatic By. Medicine. H-urlne la Still Com pounded by Our Phyalcian. and guaranteed by them aa a Sellable Belief for Syea that Need Care. Try It la your Eyea and In Baby's Eyes- no smarting Just Eye uomfort. Buy alurlna of your Druggist accept no Subatltute, aud if Intereeted write for Book of the Eve Free. StXSS BJCSUCDiT CO, OIUCAUO Lessons In Memory. Jaffrey How do" you sudoosb that dear old man remembered exactly how mucn ne paid tor his gold tooth, which he bought 40 years ago? . Agnes Why, I suppose he carried it In his head. Lampoon. Had Part of It Already. "OI, 01!" chortled Casey, "an' did Maloney give yez th' black oye?" "He did not," retorted Murphy with dignity, "he gave me only th' black. Oi hod th' oye ahl th' time." Medley. Mild Way of 8aying "You Llel" Hobbs (telling a tall story) I as sure vnn. nlH man If I hoHn'f uan If myself I wouldn't believe it. - Dobbs Then you'll understand why I don't Boston Transcript Natural Effect 'I wish, ma, you wouldn't call me your lamb before people." - "Why not, Willie?" "Because it makes me feel so sheen. lsh." Baltimore American. 8eems Probable. 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