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HELP YOUR
DIGESTION-
why not?
It is one of the most im
portant functions of the
body and has a direct
mnuence on your general
health and strength.
A reliable first aid Is
HOSTETTER'S
Stomach Bitters
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"USE THE RIVER"
Dalles-Columbia Line
fltnta at Waahlnatan. for Tha Dalle dally ex.
Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalle dally ex. Monday
12 M. Steamer J. N. Teal, Inland Empire and
Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snakarirer
pointa. 'iaylor fit. irtCK. lei. nam au.
Willis! ai OiumHi Rmr Tens b, htthai
AGENTS-Hancile hlrh-clua Itapla article, dtr
pr country: full particular. SELLERS SPEV
ViALi ix jj at Montgomery. ian raneiaco. uai.
Not Fill- Talk
Ever sines they came to school that
Jnornlng two of the boys bad been
persistently naughty. At last, there
fore, the teacher, now thoroughly ex
asperated, turned to them angrily, and
said that they must stay In during
playtime until each had written his
name 1000 times.
l'laytime duly came, and, as the rest
of the class rose and hastened from
the room to enjoy a spell of freedom,
the two miscreants settled down to
their Irksome Imposition.
Five minutes later the teacher re
turned to see how they were getting
on, and found a heated argument in
progress.
"Come, come," she asked. "What's
the matter now?"
Whereupon one ot the boys burst
Into tears.
"'Taint fair, mum!" he gasped.
"His name s Tim Bust and mine f
Alexander O'Shaughnesay 1"
Father's Idea.
- Gertrude was. home for the Christ
mas holidays and In her honor the
old folks were holding a reception.
And In their honor Gertie brought
forth her new garments.
Picking up a beautiful creation she
held It up before the admiring crowd
and said: "Isn't this perfeotly scrump
tious? Just think, all this silk came
from the little Insignificant worm.'
Her hard-working father looked a
moment, his brow furrowed.
. , "Gertrude," he said, "that Is not the
way to refer to your father."
Beat Ha Could Do.
"The lady shot a man"
"I can't star her on that basis," In
terrupted the busy manager. "After
t have weeded out my applications
from lady murderers, I might possibly
put her in a sextette, 'Louisville courier-Journal.
Fixing Har.
"That vivacious Miss Oldglrl Isn't
friendly to you, is she?"
"No, I think she and mother quar
ried over something one time wheq
mother was a girl."
The Way of It.
"You know, when a man loves a
girl he Is simply mad?"
"Yes, and when he finds out that
someone else loves her, too, he is sim
ply madder."
TIRES
We have the best facilities In the
Northwest for doing your Repair
work. Why throw your old tires
away? Send them to us and let
us repair them. We guarantee
every repair we make, Our prices
, are reasonable. A Western repair
is a permanent repair. Let us
convince you.
Tube punctures repaired, 25c
WESTERN HDW. k AUTO SUPPLY CO.
832 PINE IT., NR. BROADWAY, F0RTUN0, OR.
DENTAL HEADQUARTERS
FOR OUT-Of -TOWN PEOPLE
People from all parts of
Oregon and Wwhlnr
ton constantly visit our
office fur dental treat
ment Our skill Is o
knowledtred. and our
promptness ttt Untuh
Irar work In one day
when required is appre
ciated by out-of-town
patrons.
Dr. Wise Is a false
tooth expert. There Is
"ALWAYS ONE BEST
In every celllngr. and
Dr. Wise lays claim to
thttdUttnotion In Ore.
son. a TMt mmm
What we oan't aruuv
antes we aon't ao.
LOW PRICES FOR HIGH-GKADl WORK.
Good Red Robber Plate. Men .fg.M
The Heel Red Rubber Plates, each ,,. T.M
B-Harat Gold er forceleia trowa I
WISE DENTAL CO.
RBUABUI PAINLESS DENTISTS.
Phonaa Mala MM. A Ma.
in TolH Btrart. failles Bid., PwtlaM. 0 ratal
8. E. Car. Talia aaa WaaMactaa.
P. N. U.
No. 4a,
WBKN writing la
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LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE
: "THE SCHOOL OF QUALfTT
Portland' Beit Buslnwi Training Boheot.
huokkeepina Shorthand, Typawritinc and
I'.nmanahlp taught by ax part taachnn.
Ftl Tm tftt HriMiljf, Stpt 1, 1111
Many Itudanta hara alraadr annOlad. Ask
forCauloc. KnreUaarljr.
A. T. LINK, General lluagtr. '
PboM MAIN tOil
TTLFORO IL.M. , PUTUall, MEM
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GIVEN CARRANZA
Embargo on Arms to Opposing
Factions Sure to Follow.
DECISION OF CONFERENCE UNANIMOUS
Mexican Capital Receives News With
Great Rejoicing Amnesto for
All Who Submit Is Plan.
Washington, D. C Recognition of
the party led by General Carranza as
the defacto government in Mexico has
been unanimously agreed on by the
Pan-American conference as the step
to be recommended to their respective
governments.
Secretary Lansing, on behalf of the
United States government, expressed
its Intention to recognize uenerai car
ranza. and the ambassadors of Brazil,
Chile and Argentina and the ministers
of Bolivia, Uruguay and Ouatemala
transmitted the decision of the Wash
ington government, as well as their
own opinions In agreement with it.
Full Agreement Reached.
Mr. Lansing has obtained the ap
proval of President 'Wilson to the
nlan. and before the conference began
all the ministers In the Latin-American
corps bIbo had given their adher
ence to it
The attitude of the conference was
regarded generally as the most im
portant diplomatic step in tne Mexi
can situation since the United States
decided to withhold recognition' frm
the Huerta" government, more' than
two years ago. It means that the Car
ranza government will receive the
moral support of the United States
and that an embargo on shipments" Of
arms to opposing factions will be laid
as soon as recognition actually Is ex
tended, which probably will be within
a fortnight. ..v
Newt Pleasing to Carranza.
Vera Cruz. General Carranza re
ceived with great pleasure the news
that the Pan-American conference at
Washington had decided to resognlze
him as the defacto government in
Mexico, although he pointed out that
he had received no official notice to
this effect He will not alter his plans
for a trip through the northern states.
In response to questions General
Carranza said:
"When peace absolutely Is restored
and tranquillity really established
throughout the country, amnesty will
be granted to all these persons, but
not now. To permit them to return at
this time would be to endure their ma
chinations within the republic.
"The Immediate effect of this news
will be a great moral strengthening ot
the cause of constitutionalism and a
corresponding disheartening of oppos
ing factions. There will be no more
formal battles. Fighting of that sort
already has ended, but naturally the
struggle to put down minor outbreaks
and lawlessness must be continued for
a greater or less time In a country
such as this, where there are exten
sive open areas."
Mexico City. News of the decision
to recognize the Carranza government
was received with great Joy by the
military element here. All the news
papers Issued special editions. Gen
eral Pablo Gonzales, commander of
the Carranza forces In Mexico City,
will hold a reoeptlon In celebration
ot the event
SUFFRAGE CHAMPION IS DEAD
Portland. Mrs. Abigail Scott Dunl-
way, 81 years old, sister of the late
Harvey W. Scott and known as the
"mother of woman suffrage in Ore
gon," died at Good Samaritan hospital
at 12:60 o'clock Monday morning, fol
lowing an illness ot several weeks.
Mrs. Duniway underwent an operation
recently for an infection in her toot
and for some time there had been vir
tually no hope of her recovery.
At the bedside at the time of her
death were Ralph R. Duniway and Dr.
C. A. Duniway, sons, Dr. J, C. Zan and
the nurse.
Mrs. Dunlway's death came while
she was sleeping peacefully.
London Prohibit Treating,
London. The antl-treatlng regula
tion in connection with the use and
sale ot alcohollo drinks has gone into
effect In London and the surrounding
district. It is the most radical and
far-reaching effort tor the curtailment
of drinking yet tried, for It affects
nearly 10,000,000 persons, aud viola
tion of the regulations Is punishable
by a tine ot $500 and six months in
prison. The authorities have given
notice that the penalties will be en
forced without mercy. The law la ex
pected to curtail the consumption ot
alcohollo liquors by SO per cent
Oriental Sailors Battle.
Seattle. Two hundred Chinese and
Japanese sailors ot the Great North
ern liner Minnesota engaged In a free-for-all
fight aboard the big vessel Bun-
day and before police reserves restor
ed order several of the combatants
were severely out and bruised and one
Chinese was suffering from burns
caused by scalding water. The trou
ble began when 60 Chinese made a
rush to break up a Japanese birthday
party. Within a few minutes every
orients,! aboard ship was fighting with
fists, rest, bottles, chairs, belaying
pins or any handy weapon.
Prince Die of Wound.
; London. Prince Frederio of Thurn
and Taxis died In a Russian base hos
pital, according to a Petrograd die
patch to the Post, after being severely
wounded in an encounter with Rus
sian raiders in the Vllna salient
A dispatch from Amsterdam ' Sep
tember 2 said the Berlin Lokal An
teiger had announced that Prince
Frederio had been killed while tight'
lng in the Dniester.
Kalasr to Export Spuds,
London. The German potato crop,
estimated at (0,000,000 tons, is the
largest In the history of the country,
says a Berne dispatch to the Post The
supply is as abundant that Germany
has withdrawn the prohibition against
exporting potatoes to Swltxerland.
KiHWEST MARKET REPORTS; -GENERAL
CROP CONDITIONS
Whet 96c bushel; forty-fold, 94c;
club. 93c.
Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $25
ton; shorts, $26; rolled barley, $28
29.
Corn Whole$37.60 ton; cracked,
$38.60.
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $16
16; valley timothy, $1213; alfal
fa, $12.6018.60; cheat, $910; oats
and vetch, $1112.
Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 15
20c dozen; artichokes, 7ee; toma
toes, 8540c box; cabbage, lc pound;
green corn, 1016c dozen; garlic, 16c
per pound; peppers, 46c; eggplant,
4Bc; sprouts, 10c; horseradish, 12jc;
cauliflower, 50c$l.
Potatoes New 70 85c sack;
sweets, $2.402.60 cwt.
Onions Oregon, $11.10 sack.'
Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices:
No. 1, 84c dozen; No. 2, 27c; No. 8,
20c. Jobbing prices, No. 1, 86c. .
Poultry Hens, ll13Jc; springs,
13 14c; turkeys, nominal; ducks,
white, 13 16c; colored, 10 11c;
geese, 810c.
Butter City creamery cubes, ex
tras, selling at 31)c; firsts, 29c; prints
and cartons, extra. Prices paid to
producers: Country creamery, 2229c;
butterfat, premium quality, 83c; ,N&
1, average quality, 31c; No. 2, 29c.
Cheese Oregon triplets, jobbers'
buying price, 141c pound f. o. b. dock,
Portland; Young Americas, lBJe.
Veal Fancy, 10c pound. V
Pork Block, 718c pound. -.
Hops 1916 crop, 9llc pound.
Hides Salted hides, 16c; salted kip,
16c; salted calf, 18c; green hides,
13ic; green kip, 16c; green calf, 18c;
dry hides, 25c; dry calf, 27c.
Wool Eastern Oregon, 1828c
pound; valley, 27 28c; fall lambs'
wool, 2426c; mohair, Oregon, 27
Cascara bark Old and new. 3J4c
pound.
East Again Buying Wheat.
Portland A stronger wheat market
in the East has Increased the demand
in the Northwest for grain for Eastern
'shipment, and buyers from that quar
ter who had been talking of reselling
their purchases accordingly elevated
their views. The cash market in Chi
cago was from 7 to 12 cents above the
December option. It is figured that
400 carloads of wheat have been
bought to date to go East, . and the.
local trade looks for a continuance of
the movement. Country business has
again decreased, as the Chicago ad
vance has made farmers firmer.
Bids at the Merhcants' Exchange
were generally on a higher basis.
Offers for club were raised 1 to li
cents and red wheat bids were 1 to 2
cents higher. There was a 4-cent ad
vance in offers for November forty
fold and 2 cents for the October de
livery. Spot bluestem wss unchanged,
but November was raised 8 cents.
For the first time In weeks there
were bids for brewing barley at the
Exchange. Offers were made to buy
600-ton lots at $27, but sellers would
not consider this price. Feed barley
was 60 cents higher at $26.60. The
oats market was also firmer, with bids
raised 60 cents, the strength being due
to the advance In barley. -
Bradstreets reports the visible wheat
increase this week at 14,000,000 bush
els, the corn increase at 1,406,000
bushelB, and the oats increase at 1,
453,000 buBhelB.
Hop Buying in Yakima Section. '
Portland The only active point In
the hop market this week Is the Yaki
ma section, where over 500 bales
changed hands. The principal buying
was done by McNeff Bros. The lots
purchased were those of Frank Elgin,
154 bales, George Elgin, 125 bales;
Charles Elgin, 145 bales, and P. N.
Campbell, 120 bales. There was a re
port of a deal involving about a car
load at Rickreall, but otherwise busi
ness in this state was quiet.
Prices remain unchanged at 9 to 10
cents for the qualities now being
offered.
Shippers were disturbed by the an
nouncement that the transcontinental
lines would not issue through bills of
lading on hops Intended for England,
owing to the freight congestion on
the trans-Atlantic steamship lines.
The Canadian roads, however, are tak
ing hops for through shipment.
Cotton Exports Show Increase,
Washington, D. C. Enormous in
creases in the cotton export trade
during August are- shown in the
monthly statement of foodstuffs, cot
ton and oil exports, made public by the
bureau of foreign and domestic com
merce. Cotton exports for the month
were 162,059 bales, valued at $7,625,
631, aa compared with exports of 21,
210 bales, valued at $1,306,117, in
August, 1914. For the eight months
ended with August, shipments were 6,
099,420 bales, as against 8,734,444 in
the same period last year.
Cantaloupe Season Nearly Over.
Portland The last car et California
cantaloupes of the season is now being
cleaned up. Southern Oregon and local
stock will be used during the remain
der of the season and will sell higher.
Salway peaches were received from
Merlin and sold at 6065 cents. ' Levi
clings are moving at 6065 cents. A
oar of Ladyflnger grapes, the last of
the season, arrived and were quoted at
$1.60 tor lug boxes. Southern Oregon
grapes were in fair supply, Malagas
selling at 85 cents and Tokay ' at $1.
Local Concords were 12)e per basket
Northwest -Stock Barred.
North Yakima An unconfirmed re
port her says that all live stock taken
from the Stat Fair her and from
points in Idaho and Oregon to the Ore
gon Fair at Salem, which, it waa
planned, would be taken to the live
stock exhibition at San Francisco, has
been denied admission into California.
The reported reason is that Tamworth
hogs of the i. W. McKoy herd from
Farragut, Iowa, and stock associated
with Iowa stock had been refused. -
SOON TO MARRY
Mrs. Norman Gait, Widow of
Jeweler, To Be Bride.
EXECUTIVE'S DAUGHTER FAVORS MATCH
Brief Announcement of Engagement
Is Formally Given to Public by
Chief's Private Secretary.
Washington, D. C Woodrow Wil
son, the President of the United
States, announced Thursday his en
gagement to Mrs. Norman Gait, of
Washington. ' The date of the wedding
has not been fixed, but it probably will
take place in December at the home of
the bride-elect
The brief announcement from the
White House made by Secretary Tu
multy came as a surprise to official
Washington, but to several intimate
friends it has long been expected.
From this circle came the story of a
friendship whose culmination was
viewed as a happy turn in the troubled
and lonely life of the nation's chief
executive.
It was Miss Margaret ' Wilson and
her cousin, Miss Bones, who drew
Mrs. Gait into the White House. They
met her first in the early autumn of
last year and were so much attracted
by her that;, they sought her out more
and more frequently and the friendship
between them ripened into an affctlon
ate intimacy. .'-;.
Mrs. Gait spent a month this Bum
mer at Corninh as the house guest of
the President's eldest daughter. - It
was through this intimacy of his
daughter and cousin that the President
had an opportunity to meet and know
Mrs. Gait. One of the most interest
ing facts about the engagement, in
deed, as told by friends, is that the
President's daughters should have
chosen Mrs. Gait for their admiration
and friendship before their father did.
Mrs, Gait is the widow, of a widely
known business man of Washington,
who died about eight years ago, leav
ing a jewelry business that still bears
his name. She has lived in Washing
ton since her marriage in 1896: She
is about 88 years old and, was Miss
Edith Boiling, borif 'ln Wytheville,
Vs., where her girlhood was spent and
where her father, William H. Boiling,
was a prominent lawyer.
For many weeks Mrs. Gait and her
relatives have been frequent dinner
guests at the White House. Often she
has accompanied the President on
motor rides. She 1b not quite a tall
as Mr. Wilson, has dark hair and dark
eyes and always is in stylish attire.
Her tastes are said to be strikingly
similar to those of the President with
a deep interest in literature and char
ity wok.
Goethals Returns to Panama to
- dear Away Slides From Canal
Panama Major General George W.
Goethals has withdrawn his resigna
tion of governor of the Panama canal
zone.
This fact was announced by General
Goethals on his arrival on board the
steamship Cristobal from New York
after a vacation spent in the United
States. His action was taken, he said,
in view of the recent slides in the
Gaillard cut which have closed traffic
through the canal.
General Goethals said he would re
main in Panama indefinitely until such
time as the condition of the canal
would permit his departure. Further
than to make this announcement "and
his announcement that he had cabled
Secretary of War Garrison withdraw
ing his resignation, which was to have
become effective November 1, General
Goethals had nothing to say concern
ing the canal.
He did not seem worried over the
situation, but eager to enter on the
work of combatting the slide. He
will discuss the situation with Lieu
tenant Colonel Chester Harding, engi
neer of maintenance, and afterward
make a personal study of the slides.
Gaffney's Resignation In.
Washington, D. C. The resignation
of T. St John Gaffney, American con
sul general at Munich,-, requested by
the State department because of on-
neutral utterances, was received
Thursday and accepted by cable.
Accompanying the resignation was a
cablegram bearing the names of about
a half dozen American residents of
Munich, who said that Mr. Gaffney
had performed his duties in a manner
which, so far as they could see, was
satisfactory. Mr. Gaffney's successor
has not been named.
Streetcar Wins In Chase.
San Francisco A policeman com
mandeered a streetcar Thursday and
won a rac with a jitney down crowd
ed Market street which ended with
the detention of Miss Kate Cohen and
Jacob Llndenbaom, of Seattle. The
girl's parents telegraphed the police to
hold the two when they arrived here
by steamer.
The message was late, but the mar
riage clerk was notified in time. He
called a policeman when the couple
appeared, but they escaped in a jitney,
and the rac followed. .
Limit Put On Passports.
Washington, D. C Explaining the
Stat department's recent refusal to
issue passports to several Mormons
who desired to go to England and other
European countries for missionary
work, department officials said no
passports were being granted mission
aries of any faith for work in Europe.
The department' policy ia to grant
passports to countries in the war son
only to those persons traveling on im
perative business. .
MUSIC AND HEALTH
Influence Was Recognized Even
in Biblical Times.
Through Medium of Nervous 8ystem
Marveloua Changes, Physical and
Chemical, Are Brought About
by Tonal Vibration.
The power of music to Influence the
health of the listener has been recog
nized from early times and became
historical In the attempts ol uavia u
drive out Saul's distemper. We be
Hava tifl one has been bold enough to
ascribe any direct influence of tonal
vibration upon the material ol tne
body, but through the medium of the
nervous system marvelous changes,
physical and chemical, come to
nass. and the effects ot the art,
which, above all others, plays upon
the emotions, must certainly be
more than trifling. , Even the un
musical, those who are not es
neclallv suscentlble to sweet sounds,
are affected differently by a jig or a
itinera marcn.
A national society of musical thera
peutics was founded last year and the
names of a number of physicians ap
pear on the list of members. A maga
Elna for the nurnose of helping along
the movement to use music as a means
to health has been started, and it
seems as If the subject would be
lonkort Into itaanlv and the Place of
music as a therapeutic agency placed
in its proper pigeonnoie, lor reiojouuo
In suitable cases.
One wonders what Is the general in
fluence of the present ragtime erase
upon the mental and physical condi
tion of Its hearers. Being in no wise
serious, but, on the contrary, happy-go-lucky
in mechanism and perform
ance, it certainly cannot depress vital
ity and Is far better in this respect
than the popular (melodies of a gen
eration or two Bince, which were, with
a few exceptions, tinged with melan
choly. The African Jingles of the
present day create an emotional at
mosphere of restlessness and excite
ment which Is typically American, and
which iB opposed to health only so far
as our national restlessness and lack
ot poise tend to make us a people
whose national disease is nervous ex
hauation. New York Medical Journal.
DOES CAT THINK WITH FEET7
Ability Always to Land on Them
8eem to Point to Natural -'
Conclusions. - '
- There Is nothing especially striking
about the feet of a cat except its abil
ity always to land on them.'- Hold a
young cat by Us feet a short distance
from the ground for a tew seconds and
then let go. The cat's back, being
heavier than Its feet, should strike the
ground first But it doesn't. Just as
the cat Is being let go It gives a quick
upward thrust with Its chest and as
its feet are freed they swing under
It so it lands on them.
In the case of the young cat that
has never experienced this before. It
. l H lri'"..i
Always Lands on Its Feet.
doesn't know that It la going to be
dropped. It tt were a long drop, there
would be time to think, but In the
short drop the cat must act and act
immediately. In fact, it is really be
forehanded. The natural conclusion
then Is that this faculty in the cat Is
located In Its feet. It la Inherent In
them. It wouldn't be anything, for a
cat to turn over this way after it Is
mature, but It Is a different thing that
a cat does It without anybody evtir
having , shown him how. v
. Indian Workers In the Country,
The-great mas ot the Indian work
ers In the United States are engaged
In a comparatively small number ot
occupations. .' The latest official flgures
show that 85.4 per cent ot the total
number of gainfully employed Indians
are In seven occupation groups agri
cultural laborers, 35.5 per cent; farm
ers and stock raisers, 29.2 per cent;
lumbermen, raftsmen and woodchop
pers, Z.4 per cent; laborer in manu
facturing and transportation, 6.3 per
cent; launderers and laundresses, 1.9
per cent, and servants and waiters, 1.1
per cent
Domestle Bliss. .
His wife (during spat) Perhaps
you are not aware, air, that I had halt
a dosep- offers of marriage before I ac
cepted yours t
Her , .Husband (calmly) Oh, that's
nothing. I proposed to more than a
dozen women before 1 met you.
Business 8ecret.
Customer (In drug store) What is
this bottle of hair tonlo worth?
New Clerk The price is on dollar.
If I told you what it is worth. I'd lose
my Job.
Quick, Officer the Wagonl
"Why is It" queried the horse re
porter, "that you do most of your writ
ing In your shirt sleeves?"
"Because," explained the humorist
"that is where my tunny-bone is to
cated."
- How to Catch a Husband.
Mrs. Flatfoot Yo' shore am lucky.
How did yo' all cotch er second hus
band so quick huh?
Mrs. Snowball Dat wut easy. Ah
done sot a bear trap at d doah ob
mak chicken coop.
WHY NOT 9
K C is pure. K C is health
ful. It really does make
lighter, nicer biscuits, cakes
and pastry than the old
fashioned single acting
baking powders.
And you pay only a. fair price for it
No baking powder should sell for more.
1
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Expectations Fulfilled.
Lucille, a carefully brought up little
girl of 5 years, returned from her first
party in glee. "I waa a good girl,
mamma," she announced, "and talked
nice all the lime." . "
"Did you. remember to say some
thing pleasant to Mrs. Appleby just
before leaving T" her mother asked.
' "Oh, yes, I did," was the enthusias
tic reply. "I smiled and said, 'I en
Joyed myself very much, Mrs. Apple
by. I had lots more to eat than I
'spected.'"
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6ad Days.
Big sister was reading in her book
of poems:
"The melancholy days have come
the saddest of the year."
"Say, sis," broke in her schoolboy
brother, "don't you pull any of that
'saddest of the year' stuff. With nine
examples and a page of grammar to
do I know what time of year it is."
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Limiting His Field.
The head of a certain well known
family was recently approached by his
son, just nearing his majority.
"Ffcther.Mj.said. ,he, "I want to have
a talk wlta you concerning my future.
I have decided to become an artist
Have you any objections?"
The old man scratched his head, re
flectively, and replied: "Well, no, my
son provided, of course, you don't
draw on me." 4
Choral Confession.
. Two men were discussing the serv
ice as they made their way home from
church.
"What was that sentence the choir
repeated so often?" asked one.
. "As nearly as 1 could make out it
was .'We are all miserable singers,''
replied his companion. London Tit
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"Home is whre thet heart Is,1' re
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-'''That's right," replied the ordinary
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He Was Pratty Hungry.
Little Willie's mother sent htm to
bed without any supper.
At 8 o'clock, as Willie lay dismally
In his little bed in the dark, his father
appeared at the door and whispered:
"Son, could you eat some honey in
the comb?"
"Jimmy, dad!" Willie answered, "I
could eat it in the brush."
.- That Was It
"There's a gentleman in the parlor,
sir," said the maid.
"Did he give you his name, Katie?"
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"Oh, no, sir; but I think It's the one
who wants to give bis name to your
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"Why don't you buy an ' automo
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. The Interviewer Why did you as
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BluebeardYou see, I'd promised
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Grateful Papa.
Miss Curley kept a private school,
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"What does your father do to earn
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"Please, ma'am," was the prompt
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"Well, then," asked the teacher,
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He This plant belongs to the be
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She Ah, and you are taking cars
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