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' BEGINNING Sun., Aug. 29 For Four Weeks' Engagement Griffith'! Half-Million-Dollar Masterpiece THE BIRTH SANATION rounded on Thomas Dixon's THE CLANSMAN 18,000 PEOPLE; 3,000 HORSES Matinee 2 P. M. Evenings 8 P. M. Prices 25c; 50c; 75c; $1.00. ' Reserve your seats by mail. Portland, Ore. UNREST Of BUSINESS HAS MANY CAUSES II. S. Investigating Commission Makes Report STRICT INHERITANCE TAX ADVOCATED TORNADO DEATH LIST EXCEEDS 100 Property Loss In Texas Storm Estimated at $30,000,000. MADE PROFIT OF HI8 VISIT Unexpected Call . of Paderewskl li Turned to Good Account by Music Teacher. Paderewskl arrived In a small west em town about noon one day and de cided to take a walk In the afternoon. While strolling along he heard a piano and, following the sound, came to a house on which was a sign reading: "Miss Jones. Piano Lessons 25 Cents an Hour." Pausing to listen, he heard the young lady trying to play one of Cho pin's nocturnes and not succeeding very well. Paderewskl walked up to the house and knocked. Miss Jones came to the door and recognized him at once. 1 De lighted, she invited him in and he sat down and played the nocturne as only Paderewskl can, afterward spending an hour In correcting her mistakes. Miss Jones thanked him and he de parted. Some months afterward he returned to the town and again took the same walk. He soon came to the home of Miss Jones and, looking at the sign, read: "Miss Jones. Piano Lessons (1 an Hour. (Pupil of Paderewskl.)" Horrible Possibility. "Our engagement was most roman tic. I was traveling with her party at the time, and I proposed to her in the Far West on the edge of a moun tain gorge." "Oh, suppose she had thrown you over!" Baltimore American. Shake Into Tour Bhoes Altai's Foot-Earn, a powdsr for the feet It eurae painful, swollen, smarting, aweatins feet. Makes new ahoea easy. Sold by all Drusrs-lsta and Shot Stores. Don't accept any substitute. Bampls fKE. Address A. 8. Olmsted. La Roy. N. Y. True. "What Is efficiency, pa?" "A much overworked word, boy." my Turkish railways usually train daily. YOUNG MAN. BE A BARBER. Learn a Trade. Be Independent Trade taught in eight weeks; tools free. Commissions paid while learning: positions secured. Writa for free catalog MOLER COI.l.Mim, Portland, K4 N. !nd St.: Spokane, Km MalnAve., Seattle. K10S Main St "USE THE RIVER" Dalles- Columbia Line lie of Washfnirtin. fnr Th. n.ll. .u BuWIay lUvmS ve Dalles dally n. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Kmpire and Twin Cltiea for Unoer Columbia and Snake riw.r points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 618. WiOiaHn ual Colmabia Hirer Tnriaf Ce., Patllui NORTHWEST AUTO DEALER BACK. Three Weeks' Journey Through East Makes Him Optimistic. Mr F. W. Vogler, president of the Northwest Auto company, returned last Sunday from a three weeks'- trip through the East. He comes back charged with enthus iasm and happy over securing one of the biggest Keo contracts that the Northwest ever received. This con tract provides for the selling of 1000 Reo cars and trucks in the Northwest territory, which comprises Oregon, Washington and a part of Idaho. Mr. Vogler says that the East i more prosperous than ever. It seemed to him almost like a new country, the improvement was so marked since his last trip, eight months ago. This con dition in general, he says, is true of every line of industry. There is a job for every man who can handle a tool, while the demand for labor in the fields is enormous, due to the extremely heavy crops. mere will be a wonderful crop throughout the East, says he, and pros perity is on her way to the Coast. Even now there is an improved spirit. Confidence and determination, together with the constantly increasing develop ment of our natural resources and the immense foreign demand, assure good times for the West, as well as for the East. Mr. Vogler found his own line in a most excellent condition. The Reo factory, which during the year just past manufactured 16,000 cars, are preparing to build 20,000 this coming season. This is doubly remarkable when one considers how the Reo car is built in its entirety, from rear axle to radiator, in the Reo plant. It is not, like over 60 per cent of the cars made In America, simply assembled by the factory. He also found that although Detroit, Mich., is the home of over 80 per cent of the cars made in this country, there were sold laBt season in that city alone over 650 Reo cars, yet the Reo is not built at Detroit, but at Lansing. This (act is significant. GOE8 THROUGH THE MOTIONS Each Delegate files Opinion and No Decision of Committee Found; Suggestions Are Offered. LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE "THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY" Portland's Best Business Training School. Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Typewriting and Penmanship taught by expert teachers, Fill Term epini Wednesday, Sipt. 1, 1916 Many studenta have already enrolled. Ask for Catalog. Enroll early. A. T. LINK, General Manager, Phone MAIN 5083 TILFORD BLDO. POflTUNO, OREGON Christening a Motor Car. "What kind of a car has Wiggins?" "I call It a serio-comic," replied Miss Cayenne. "You don't know whether It ought to make you laugh or feel sympathetic." Washington Star. MOTHER OF mhuul mm TellfHowLydiaLPinkham'i Vegetable Compound Re ' stored Her Daugh ter'i Health. Tlovcr, Iowa. -"From a small child my 13 year old daughter had female a weakness. I spoke I to three doctors about it and they did not help her any. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound had been of great benefit to me, so I decided to have her give it a trial. She has taken Ave bottles of the Vege table Compound ac cording to directions on the bottle and she is cured' of this trouble. She was all run down when she started taking the Compound and her periods did not come right She was so poorly and weak that I often had to help her dress herself, but now she la regular and is growing strong and healthy." Mrs. Mabtin Helviq, Plover, Iowa. Hundreds of such letters expressing gratitude lor the good i,ydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound has accom plished are constantly being received, proving the reliability of this grand old remedy. If you are ill do not drag along and continue to Buffer day in and day out but at once take Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vege table Compound, a woman's remedy for Woman's ills. If yon want special advice write to Lydia E. Plnkham Medicine Co. (con 11 deutlal) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a Woman and held is strict wiUldeitMs lIMl!!!l!!!!!l"!l!li'l!,'WI:'!!!'!f1 But Smokers Will Wonder How That Tobaccoless Pipe Must Taste to Him. M. Maeterlinck Is among those who have freed themselves from the bond age of tobacco by means of a curious artifice. According to his biographer, M. Gerard Harry, "without the help or tobacco he seemed incapable of re ceiving Inspiration or crystallizing it in words. If he has not overcome the need, he has outflanked it. Smoking. he noticed, had lost Its virtue as a Btlmulant, and instead of rousing the brain to activity, as at first, had come to disturb Its functions; so now, In lieu of ordinary tobacco, he fills his bowl with a denicotlnized preparation, tasteless Indeed, but harmless. His pipe Is still always alight when the pen Is busy, but It is hardly more now than a mere subterfuge Intended to cheat and so satisfy an irresistible mechanical craving." London Chronicle. ' Chicago Summaries of the reports, three in number, of the United States Commission on Industrial Relations as to findings and recommendations for the information of congress, were made public here Monday. The com mission was composed of three repre sentatives each of the employers, the employed and the general public. It became apparent some time ago that they would be unable to agree on a single report, and it is said that none of the reports given out can properly De caned a majority ' report. The report of the representatives of the employes, known as the "stall report, drawn up by Basil M. Manly, director of research and investigation for the commission, was signed by Commissioners Walsh, Lennon, O'Con neli and Garretson. In connection with the main reports these commissioners issued three "supplemental opinions and suggestions. . ine report of the commissioners representing the public, and the sum mary thereof, were written by Com missioner Commons. He and Mrs. Harriman signed it Without reserva tion. Commissioners Aishton, Ballard and Weinstock approved it in large part, and, in part, their dissent to por tions of it, and to the Manly report. are expressed in the so-called Wein stock report, signed by Weinstock, Aishton and Ballard. The reports agree on a Federal in heritance tax and on the general plan tor its use. The Manly report dis agrees in recommending practically the single tax and other t hint's, while the employers disagree with the Har- nman-Commons report only on the boycott and some minor labor details. The Manly summary finds "that the causes of industrial unrest group them selves almost without exception under four main sources which include all the others. They are: 1. Unjust distribution of wealth and income. 2. Unemployment and denial of op portunity to earn a living. 3. Denial of justice in the creation. in the adjudication and in the adminis tration of the law. 4. Denial of the right and oppor tunity to form effective organizations. Remedies are suggested. 1 he Commons report says : "The greatest cause of Industrial unrest is the breakdown of the labor laws and the distrust of our municioal. state and national governments on the part of a large portion of our oeoDle." The report outlines a plan for remedy ing conditions through the institution of a permanent "industrial commission and advisory council" with comprehen sive powers. 500 HOUSES 60 DOWN IN GALVESTON Faith and Good Works. One Sunday morning a woman who lived in a country district was nearly an hour late to church. Since she was always very punctual, the parson greatly wondered and questioned her at the close of the service. "The horse that we were driving," answered the woman, "acted as if it was going to run away, so I got out of the wagon and walked all the way to town." "You shouldn't have beon fright ened, sister," Impressively returned the parson. "You should have put your trust In Heaven." "I did until the hurness broke," was the quick rejolndor of the woman, "and then I jumped." The Shell Shortage, A. J. Drexell, praising the English volunteer army, said In New York the other day: "Oxford and Cambridge undergrad uates fight side by side with coal min ers. Peers' sons and millionaires' sons hobnob with plumbers and ume smiths In the ranks. "There are lots of 'nuts' (dudes) In the volunteer army and the kaiser finds them pretty hard to crack, too notwithstanding their lack of shells." Unconquerable Impulse. "Pinochle,!' said Throe Flngor Sam, "Is one game there ain't no use o' me tryln' to learn." "Too hard?" "It's easy enough. But I can't git over rcachln' for a gun the minute some one hands me a deck with more'n four aces In It." Washington Different Ways. "Why are biographers like retribu tion?" "Why are they?" "Because they both bring men to book." Japanese government experts havo succeeded In raising tobacco In Korea from American seed. . Just It Clerk-Couldn't I sell you a piano player? Smith No, I married one. dork I mean a mechanical one. Smith That's the kind I married. Taking no Chances. Lady of the House If you waah your face, I'll give you a meal. 1 ramp Better Ktmnie de meal flrat lady I'm erfraid ser mlghtu't recog nise me. Boston Transcript. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat: Bluestem, $1.01 bushel; fortyfold, 95c; club, 93c; red Fife, 92c; red Russian, 90c Oats No. 1 white feed, $25.60. Barley No. 1 feed, $26; brewing. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $27 ton; shorts, $28; rolled barley, $29 su, Corn Whole, $38 ton; cracked, $39. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy. $16 WU ton; valley timothy. 116: alfalfa. $12.6013.50;. cheat, $10.60(3)11; oat and vetch, 111(312, Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 15 2560e box; cabbage, lc pound; head Waves Break Causeway and Destroy 'n'lTZiiftTti Water Supply Mains-Fires Are 12Jc pound;, peppers, 46c; egg plant, e(si7cj pumpkins, ljc. ' Green: Fruits Cantaloupes, $1.76 crate; " peaches, 80ffi60c box: watermelons, ltgjljc pound; plums, 60c HjNM.ze dox; new apples, Astrachans, 76c$l; Gravenstein. $1631.25: Dears. $1 1.26; grapes, $1 1.76 crate; huckleberries, 6 7c pound; casabas, i.Yoajiz aozen. Potatoes New, 70 80c sack; sweets, 8jg)4c pound. Onions 6075c sack, Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices No. 1, 25c dozen; No. 2, 20c; No. 8, iyc. JODDing price: No. 1, 27c, Poultry Hens, 18 14c pound; springs, 16 17c; turkeys, 1819c; qucks, Braize; geese, zziffl26c. Butter uity creamery, cubes, ex tras, 27c pound; firsts, 26c; seconds, Z4c; prints and cartons, extra; butter- Started Troops Called. Deaths by Plead an Southeast Taxaa Caaat. With large eeetleos af the floed sweet area, la Texas net rat hear from, the eetiraeta mt dead tat Tlrtrlnla Paint 14 Taxaa City II OaJrestaa . 14 Merrejie rains. 1 Bltohcaek 7 La Parte 7 Lynehsrarar I Btfvu Beach, 8 Sea Wreak Hauatan S Dieklnsaa 1 Part Arthur I Patten IS Bar tllig t Saalae 1 9 MIL IX,, is Baking Powder Keeps Its Strength The large can of K C lasts longer than 25 cents worth of other baking powders but no matter how long it takes the user to get to the bottom the last spoonful is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction. K G raises the nicest, lightest biscuits, cakes and pastry you ever ate, and it is guaranteed pure and wholesome. For goodness sake, use K C. !S3 A Strategist Downtown Here comes Blinkers. He's got a new baby, and he'll talk us to death. Upton Well, here comes a neigh bor of mine who has a new setter dog. Let's introduce them and leave them to their fate. Life. Dallas, Tex. Direct word from the stem-sweat eenmunltles of the south east Texas coast brenght details of the tropical horrleaae which put Galves- fat, No. 1, 28c; second grade, 2c less; ton' H,UBtM. T" City aad scores country creamery cubes, 22i26c of other 0,tlM " tsunis In dire peril. veal Fancy, 1212c per pound. nlul lar9 seeuoaa tf the district yet Pork Block, 9i10c pound. unheard from, the death list was more Hops 1916 contracts, nominal. 13(3! thaa lit. tka hemrleMt ranartiwl loan 14c pound; 1914 crop, 14c; olds, 12 being from Texas City, opposite Gal- nines aaitea niaes, lose pound: Thai nrr,arr- d.m... j salted kip, 16c; salted calf, 18c; green $30,Mt,Mt, with Galvestoa oontribut- niaes, 14c; green kip, 16c, green calf, lng half that amount. 18c; dry hides, 25c; dry calf. 27c. Property loss estimates were vaeue Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, 25 except In a few Instances. Houston, 28tc; pound; Eastern Oregon, fine, TexaB cltT "n Port Arthur advices 1821Jc; valley, 2630c; mohair, new fTe fa51' deflnlts figures for those clip, S031c. JJ"S2E! Cascar. bark-Old -"d new 4c. "XvT 1 SE PeltsDry long wooled pelts. Sic: m.t.j ' ' . dry short-wooled pelts, llje; dry Some of the estimates were as fol- snearungs, eacn, iu (ffi Ibc; salted lows: shearlings, 1525c; dry goat, long Galveston fll.MS.oet hair, 17c; dry goat, shearlings, 10 S.""i.,- - ,'I!J'!!J 20c; salted long-wooled pelts, May, $1 Port Arthlr "A "tt That r.nmrtnraHva,lv email lnaa nf ltfA uran rags-in car ioib, vjc; small is attrlsuted hy residents to the les- 8aahrook. 1101,000 Seelne 11,000 SaeUie Pass l'S.000 KemaJl 0,000 lots, lc more. Cattle Best steers, $6.60 a 6.76; good, $6 6.26; medium, $5.75 6; choice cows, $5.255.35; heifers, $5 '.86; bulls, $4.606; . stags, $5.60 Hogs Light, $7.60(2)7.60; Jaeavy, 7.Z67.40. Sheep Wethers, $4.76(0)5: ewes. ?a4.bU; lambs, $4.756.26. Russians Sink Big German Cruiser Moltke and Ten Other Vessels London A 'dispatch to the Central News from Petrograd says: "lhe president of the Duma has an nounced that the Germans had lost the battle cruiser Moltke. three cruisers and seven torpedo-boats in the Riga battle, " The announcement of the president of the Duma as sent was as follows: "In the Riga battle the Germans lost one battle cruiser, the Moltke, three cruisers and seven torpedo-boats. The German fleet has withdrawn from Riga bay. lhe Germans tried to make a de scent near Pernpvln (Pernisrel). on the east shore of the gulf of Riga, some 3b miles north of Riga. Four barges crammed with soldiers took part in the decent. They were repulsed by the Kussian troops, without the co-opera tion of artillery, the Germans being exterminated and the barges cap- lureo. Soldiers Learn Cooking. London The British war office has taken the advantage of the vacation season in the city schools to turn sev eral of the buildings into cooking schools, where 1600 soldiers are learn ing the culinary art. ' There are 100 men billeted in each building, and they must provide their own food on the customary war office allowance of 40 cents a day. If they cannot eat the meals they prepare they must go with out. "To cook rapidly and Well is an art which can be easily acquired," says the war office manual. California Hops Short. Sacramento Hop picking on a crop estimated at from 10 to 20 per cent Bhort of that of last year is in full swing in the Sacramento, Placer and Yuba county fields. Horst Brothers, with fields in several counties, report activities in full progress. It is said American hop growers ex pect a good year, as the English crop about one-half of what the 1914 crop was. A large amount of American hops, especially in the Sacramento alley, will be shipped to Europe via the Panama canal. British Lose 3 Vessels. London The British steamer Cober, 8060 tons, has been sunk by a Ger man submarine. The crew has been landed In safety. The British steamers Windsor and William Dawson have met disaster. The Windsor, a vessel of 6055 tons, has, according to a report issued here, been sunk, while the Wil liam Dawson, an old steamer of 284 tons, has been blown up. The crew of the Windsor was saved, but five men of the Dawson's crew were lost. sons of 1. The Galveston popula tlon sought refuge la the strongest buildings of the city, whereas In the disastrous storm of 15 years ago they remained in their homes, feeling se cure against the gale which took the lives of 1000. Railroads running into the city an nounced they had begun moving all available men and machinery Into the storm zone, from north Texas to re pair tracks and water mains, but this A comnlex local sitnation is ant tn progress Is Blow. r . , , . . . . . i ,v. rj li j , i tn DeannE vam Drum or ine storm ,UM rm' wne"' mar"el un- Galveston Island and Bolivar Penlnsu- usually dun. I ia served as barriers to break the The farmers are hnwlno- tr,ml force of the hurrioane against the lit- f,fall i.MT,'llt -A , no vnj auuiv uinos wuiuu B&in LI1B ' " T" "J large body of water lying to the north the prices offered by exporters. In f the i.ianri Th. h trmm. ... fact, following telegraph reports that suffered heavily, hut probably have sterling had declined to $4.58, one been saved from utter devastation, leading firm of exporters announced Dependable accounts of the losses that they were not in the market, and. In these lesser towns have not been moreover, did not expect to be in the I thus far obtainable, but the loss of near future. " m projioruonaieiy greater in eacn Th. n i. ... i or tne oar towns than In Galveston. - "W ,ivnw. KVllOia.lV. IB UUL 111 I ... ... - ellned to t.lr. h.w ti r,R , t.. ln Virginia point, the north end of current a week ago. prte'to the recent Sf -TJ' " "i.d.e.adi, J?9"! siurnp. reported drowned, seven at La. Porte Ana, u ne noias ior mat price, he and three at Imchhnre- is apt never to sell his grain." re- At Houston three were killed durlne marked one leading shipper. the storm, one, W. E. Evans, a car- "The farmer is confident that grain Penter, xiueo by a railing barn, and will go up," said another. "But then nother, an unidentified negro, killed the farmer fails to consider such little ?' UT?. mT. . property loss has Questions as exchange " 0B " 3,000,000. 0 i i ns nnrrtrnn triia-ir Uiiiatnn Th nnininn maamaA MMal 4-k4- I ' uuai,vu. m- viiuiuu Buvuiiiu KQUC1M VUMb wneai iraaing locally would be.at a shortly after every wire to Galveston standstill for some little time, the had been aut out of cnrnmiaainn wth. water rate of 60 cents by the canal storm. The hurricane was declared making it practically impossible for to be the worst la the history of the local mills to buy wheat here and com- oltT' Damage was wrought chiefly to pete with flour on Eastern markets. Exporters assorted that unless he had ships which he was compelled to All, a buyer would be unlikely to buy at all, because he might have to face buildings by the wind and to merchan dise by water. ., Tree Yields $3000 Crop, wasnington, D. U. Wast annears a heavy deficit by the time his 60-day to 8 th ni0,t valuable fruit tree in payment bill became due. the worId tands at Whittier, ln Los With the farmers firm for wheat at , ""7 " vacaao $1.06 and over, and buyers coy until Uoyd ths money market is more settled, the imouat ot $3e,o. ' .ui uiree uui, muim cuance oj The value of this tree arises from heavy sales of Northwest grain. the great value of Its product This tree last year yielded Slot tears Few Apples Yet Unsigned. which averaged to the owner 60 cents Wn.rM, w..hTh ?a- "' proaucoti idwv worm OI ... " -ri"" ""K bud WOOd. maklnv a tnta.1 ni-nriiinrlnn oi tne vvenaicnee aiscrici is now ai- tor tne year of i3ee, most entirely lined up for market 85 per cent is me estimate oi one iruit 35 In 9 Autes Held Up, The tonnage in other sections has been heId up. and robbed nlne "C"1 sold for cash or placed as a whole utoniobile parties within the space of through a unit of the Growers' League. n hour here Saturday night The Prospects are that almost one-fourth of noid-ups occurred on Harrison avenue. tne entire tonnage will be sold for a main thoroughfare. casn. estimates say the tonnage will Thirty-five persons were robbed of vary irom euuu ro ouuu care. Approx- cash and jewelry which the police be- lmateiy ecu cars are unaer contract. neve win total more thaa $5000. As the motoring parties BDnroached Prune Packing Begins. tM cene of the robberies they were . T , , - . . iirmi, juaueu emu lurceu IU laxe suouw sua uruv prunes OI !. at tha, alrlj. nt th. .in ac . , , , iTl.., .1 WMU, UUU4 U vim oenouii were pacnea at r rumana persons were seated In a row. last ween, ten aays earner that usual. The cmn ia ahnnt svsrsirs artrl in flrat. class condition. The Drune. are at th B,k Nr Po'to Robbed. Italian variety and a principal crop in 108 Angeles. Three men, dressed this seetion. Peaches are arriving at llke in blue serge and gray caps, en- the local icing plant from the Emmett tered the Boyle Heights branch of the territory. The commercial apple pack Home Savings bank, directly across wu, uegn. r.y .n oeptemoer, witn the street from a police station, and jyiu a iue mm inaxs.oiuie neiu up the manager, H. C. Hunt, variety, i ne greater amount will be Walter Scott, the bookkeeper, and from young orchards coming in bear- two patrons ot the Institution, secur ing for the first tmie. Hop Prospects Favorable. Portland A cable received by a leading firm of hop exporters indicated that the English crop would be 270,000 cwt, in place of 250.000 cwt. the es timate given a week ago. At the same time the lice conditions in Oregon are improving, and cables indicate that lng $2500. Commandeering a motor and its driver they fled over 10 miles of city streets, engaged tn a revolver Dattie with police and cltlsens, ln which one of the robbers waa wound ed, and escaped. Schedule Change Curbed. Olympta, Wash. The time-worn de vice on railroad timetables announo- weather conditions abroad are favor- lng that ths railroad "reserves the able to a big crop. Hop buyers report right to change this schedule at pleas- that 187,000 cwt of last year's Eng lish crop remain unsold, aj.j this ia a factor in the market The Portland stockyards market con tinued firm, although arrivals were light Sheep receipts were heavy. ure" or without notice, Is doomed ln the stats of Washington, unless the railroads can offer a convincing ex cuse. The publlo service commission has Issued an order forbidding chang ing of timetables without 10 days' no tice, posted beforehand In the stations, The Sorrow of It 'Is there no hope about the Jinks' rich old uncle?" None whatever. The doctor told them this morning he was likely to live for years." Baltimore American. Her Thoughts. He Why so pensive, dear? What are you thinking about? She I was thinking that If all the yarns husbands give their wives could be knit up, what a lot of socks and mittens there'd be for the brave sol diers. Philadelphia Record. Maid or Cook. The Wife Do you know that you have not kissed me for over a week? Absent-minded professor Eh! Then I wonder who in. the world I have been kissing? Boston Transcript Ajf5f'WHEM the food reaches tha stomach It IssnMected to a psenirai fit ' ' churning; movement by the muscu.ar walla of the stomach (3 a ill -Mncl Adviser, pe 46). In the liver, kidneys ani U ' II skin, tha blood is pnrified of its waste materials those organs ac iium Br. Pierce's Gulden an i anrl Dtirified of itl W&Ste TnatPrmiH tKnaa nrrna ... sao uuuiou Ual, BIB, leBTUlg lilt DlOOd UUftJ 0HU Ci6ftaUlU63C 11T6T. sTlicMeattivM twsuif anil a-irlnoita -u Medical Discovery is a stomach, liver and kidney tonic by assisting the stomach to assimilate, the liver to filter, the kidneys to act the poisons are removed, the red blood corpuscles are increased Bnd one feels light, fresh and active instead of logy, dull and heavy. The "Discovery" stimu- les and is a most satisfactory alterative in blood-taint of any character, lhe refreshing influence of this extract of native medicinal plants has been favorably known for over forty years. Everywhere some neighbor can tell you of the good it has done. s Said by off menVcine dmaltrt in Bqmdor tablet farm; or Mend SO one-cent v tamp to Dr. V. M. PIBRCB, Buttmlo, N. Y., a trial box will be mailed you. Couldn't Fool Her. "Where are you telephoning from. oearT" "From my office, dovey." "No, you are not. I can tell the dif ference between the click of a type writer and the click of pool balls." Louisville courier-Journal. r- Sanitary Precautions. "Hey, Moike, and phwat do ye t'lnk of these new sanitary drlnkin' cups?" sure, fat, and soon we 11 have to spit on our hands wid an eye drop- peri" uargoyie. NO DOUBT THAT RES'llM'OL DOES STOP ITCHING It Is a fact that the moment reslnol ointment touches itching skins, the Itching stops and healing begins. With the aid of resinol soap, it almost al ways clears away all trace of eczema Summer rashes, pimples, or similar tormenting, unsightly eruption quick ly, leaving the skin clear and healthy. And the best of it Is you need never hesitate to use reslnol soap and resi nol ointment. Resinol Is a doctor's prescription which for twenty years has been used by careful physicians for many kinds of skin affections. They know that Its soothing, healing action is brought about by medica tion so bland and gentle as to be suit ed to the most delicate or Irritated skin. Resinol ointment and ' reslnol soap are sold by all druggists. Adv. ; , No 8keptlei " Do you believe that there Is really something which can if Variably tell wnen a man p tying rr . I know lt.f . .' ! Ah, -perhaps you have seen one of the Instruments?" rSeen one? I married one." Hous- teji Post :-f- ;., :y Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure constipation. Constipation is the cause of many diseases. Cure the cause and you cure the disease. Easy to take. After the Rescue. "What made you Bwlm so far be yond the breakers," asked the life guard, indignantly. I wanted a chance to look at the ocean instead of the bathing suits." Washington Star. Our Boarding House, "What's the trouble this morning?" "S-sh! There's a green waiter on duty and a guy who is behind with his rent got the star boarder's break fast" Kansas City Journal. A Big Cut. "Hello, Smith," said Jones. "Glad to see you out of the hospital again. 1 hear they cut out your appendix." "Yes," said Smith sadly. "They did. But that isn't a circumstance to what they did to my bank account." TYPHOID; b no more necessary thanSmallpox. Arm experience has demonstrated the almost miraculous effl- Cicy, and harmlessness, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Be vscclnated NOW by your physician, you snd your fsmily. It Is more vital than house insurance. Ask your physician, dniegist, or send for "Hsve you bad Typhoid?" telling- of Typhoid Vaccine, results from use, snd danger from. Typhoid Carrier), THE CUTTER LABORATORY, Br.enrl.EY, CAL raoeuciae vaccines a ssauas usdir u. s. ear. ucsnsr A Misreading. Dr. Fritz Metzlen of the University of Heidelburg, Bald to a heckler ln the course of a neutrality lecture ln Denver: "My good friend, you misread me. Purposely you misread me, my good friend. You are as bad as the wife who was disgruntled. "To this wife who was disgruntled a young bride said, over their after noon coffee and coffee cakes: ; " 'I am so sad. Gustav is away on a business trip. This is the first time since our marriage that I have been left alone.' " 'Oh, well, don't worry,' sneered the other, 'It won't be the last' " I The Right Kind. Agent Here's a cyclometer I can recommend. It is positively accurate; hot at all like some cyclometers, which register two miles, perhaps, when you have only ridden one. Young Lady You haven t any of that kind, have you? Philadelphia Record. Very Considerate, Mistress I shall be very lonely. Bridget, i( you leave me. Bridget Don t worry, mum, I'll not go until ye have a houseful of com pany. Boston Transcript. . Reassuring. .Motorist Are you a religious man? Chauffeur Yes, sir. Motorist Familiar with the Bible? I've kissed it 50 times In court.- Puck. The first steam fire engine was made in 1829 in London from the designs of Ericsson, the inventor of the Monitor. Rather Pathetic. "Why do you treasure these old love letters of your grandmother's?" I never had any of my own," sigh ed the other girl. Kansas City Jour nal. I think," said Mrs. Thompson, "that children ought to stay home with their mothers." And then, as well as the applause would let her, she went right on again. Washington Star. Illustration. That girl ahead of us reminds me of a flower, but I can't recall Just what one " Oh, look! She's lust trlDned on a banana peel!" Now I know. She's a lady slipper." EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAI MEAT Yon now havt the opportunity, for tha small mum of tlM. of re ceivtnir on frwh. choice, juicy SALMON, weichintr from 7 to 10 pounds, delivered to your nearest express agent free. In every in stance we guarantee the fleh to arrive in prime condition, as the temperature of a nab. when sur rounded with ice, is the same in either cold or warm weather, as the express companies keep put ting new ice on the fish aa fast as tne ow tee melts. You need not be afraid of the fish spoiling: it will not spoil as we abeolutely guarantee it to arrive in good, edible condition. There being no waste to a fish, one would serve three average sited families nic ly. with aome to spare. Send check on your local bank, express er money order. Commence shipping An. 15; place your order immediately. C0UHHA WEI CBNOOf SAUMI CBL 1M Terifc. NrfM fraj fOR SALE AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks L A Safe Used Truck to Buy. A REBUILT FEDERAL Iti as good value for the money aa a new truck.. By rebuilt we mean that the truck Is entirely taken apart, each part examined and If necesaary replaced by a new Dart made at the Federal factory, the entire truck repainted and refinished, and everything; necessary done to make the truck practi cally aa good as new ln every detail. When you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected by the same policy and In terest that we five to all Federal owners. We operate a repair department, ln which the workmen are specialists on Federals, our suddIv of Federal Darts is complete. and the stock room organization high class, which insures the prompt filling; of all parts orders. We also operate a serv ice department, which Is open day and night, "always at your call." The Federal being a good truck in the first place and protected by a company which is equip ped and has the disposition to give you service is consequently A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUT. If you are In the market for a truck from 11000 to $1400, we urge you to com pare used Federals with new trucks at similar prices. We think we can convlnct you of their superior value. GERLLVGER MOTOR CAR CO., King and Washington Sta. P. N. U. No. 35. IBIS WHEN writing to afortisrs ideas i " tie this paper.