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Newspaper Page Textb $ure io riser&g the cwn 3: I I 8 You can't always make everything "just so." Sometimes you will get In more shortening than usual; or make the batter a little thin; or ft may not be convenient to put a cake In the oven the moment it is mixed: or your oven may not bake evenly and it is necessary to turn the pan around none of these little uncertainties make the slightest difference in results if you use Baking Powder This modem, double-raise baking powder has unusual strength and Is absolutely certain to raise your biscuits, cakes and pastry light and feathery. It generates an abundance of leavening gas both In the mix ing bowl and in the oven. The. raising is sustained until the dough is cooked through. ' - Housewives who use K C never have "bad luck' with their baking. Try K C at our risk. Your grocer will refund your money If you are not pieasea in eve-y way. yvJ n f 1 1 1 in Means that you keep the middleman's profit in your pocket when you buy . Lumber, Shingles, Lath, ' Moulding, Doors, Windows and other Building Ma terial from Sam Connell Lumber Co. Portland, - Oregon Send us a list of what you require for your buildings and we will name you prices delivered at your station and Guarantee to save you Money. Write for our Illustrated Catalog. 8hopplng Again. t "There's a delivery wagon driving up to our door," said hubby. "Been shopping again." "Well, I didn't have anything to do" replied wlfey, "so I went'down to Wan acooper's and listened to the concert In their auditorium. It was Just splendid, too. After that 1 went up to the grocery department and tried some new cereal they're demonstrat ing. I managed to get three helpings, so I didn't need to spend any money for luncheon. Then I looked at the fashion parade and spent the rest of ; afternoon in the art gallery. Alter that I didn't feel as if I ought to leave the store without buying anything, so I had them send me up a spool of thread. No Fight. "Don't you know, Johnny, that if you refuse to strlxe back there can t be any fight with Tommy Blfklnsr "res'm," replied the small boy. "There wouldn't be any fight Tommy get a plain licking. ' The Real Test. "I don't see how that little Mrs. Grumpy can seem so well satisfied i with her husband. He never kisses her or Bhows her any mark like that of affection," ' "Maybe not, but he gives her spend ing money without her ever having IpiSk-fTTt. -1 " ' V. Dangerous Topic. "You are in favor of peace, are you not?" "So -much In favor of it that t de cline to make it a subject of discus sion." Washington Star. A Dull Life. "I don't know how we'll get along without you, Nora." "Thank you, ma'am." "You've been with us a long time." "Yes, ma'am. Nearly seven months." "And you still refuse to tell us why you are leaving?" "Well, ma'am, If you Insist oft know ing, it's because I can't stand the com pany here." "The ideal Our house is frequent ed by the best people." "It's not that, ma'am. I was speak ing of my own company. Where I used to work most of my friendB were chauffeurs, ma'am. The only man who has asked me to take a ride with him since ive been here was a vege table pedler." Birmingham Age-Herald. NEW MODERN DANCING. - E. Fletcher Hallamore, the leading Dancing Ex pert and Instructor in New xorK city, writes: j have used ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, the antiseptic powder to be shaken Into the shoes, lor ten years, and recommend it to all my pupils." It cures and prevents sore feet. Sold by all Drug; and Depart ment Stores, 25c. Sample FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, Le Boy, N. Y. It Seemed That Way. The farmer, wearing a long face, entered the country drug store. "I've got something wrong with my stom ach," he announced, "and I want you to give me something for It." "All right," replied the apothecary, cheerfully; "what are your symp toms?" "Every little while something seems to rise up and settle back and then by and by rises up and settles back again." The druggist stroked his chin, re flectively. "Look here," he said, gravely, "you haven't gone and swal lowed an elevator, have you?" Ladies Home Journal, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate anu invigorate swmacn, liver anu oow els, Sugar-coated tiny granules. Woman's Place. First Able-Bodled Male Woman's place is in the home. As I was tell' Ing my wife- Second Able-Bodled Male By the by, Bill, what s yer wife doln' now? First Able-Bodled Male Workin' in the cannery. Puck." EXCURSION VESSEL UPSETS; 1 000 DIE Picnickers Poured Into River . Few Feet From Shore. MANY DEAD STILL REMAIN IN WATER Playing Safe. 'What are your views on the mod ern dances?" Well, my wife thinks they're out rageous, and my daughter says they're just too sweet for anything! so, of course, I have to presetver a strict neu trality." St. LouA fost-Dispatch. -IS jp" A Large Order. wioaeBt ounar i nave only aoouu a year, sir, out 1 think I can support your daughter on that. Father (enthusiastically) Support her, my dear boy? Why, you can sup port her entire family on It. Resemblance. "Why do you call him the human plnwheel?" "Because he gets up so much spec tacular speed and always finishes just . where he started." Washington 8tar. Why She Was There. Judge (of divorce court) Aren't you attached to your husband? Plaintiff Certainly, I came here to be detached. Boston Transcript. .BAR VIEW TENT CITY On S. P. R. R. in Tillamook, Co. Or. Train stops at our door. Plaee to spend your vacation here this summer. You will And it deluhtful as well aa inexpensive. We have fully furnished Housekeeping Tents, Including electrlo lighta and water, from fft per week up. Dance every nitht. Bowllns, Pool and Bil liards. Surf Flshliur and Safe B.thlm. For particulars writ or call on W1HK DENTAL Ce., Rooms tll-U Falllns Bide.. Id at Wash-ina-ton, Portland, Or., phones A or at IW or Bar View, Tillamook Co.. Ore. tvV, ., t. -" - ' C Gee Wo Seceessfel Heals His successful herb al remedies cure all kinds of ailments of man and women with out operation, used front the wonderful Chines herbs, roots, buns and vegetable which are unknown to Uie medical science of this country. Write for blank and circulars. Bend stamp, CONSULTATION KRKB. Addree Tie C Gee Wi Chinese Medicine Co. Km First St. Portland. Ore. , v r. n. u No. SI, 1 WHEN writing a aa-rertleere. pleas i " U.n this Baser. 1 Alt Up. "Woll, Jones, did your suburban garden come up to the scratch?" "It sure did after my neighbors' hens got Into It." Baltimore Ameri can. Ill SUCH PAIN WOMAN CRIED Suffered Everything Until Re stored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound. Florence, So. Dakota, "I used to be very sick every month with bearing down pains and backache, and had headache a gor deal of the time ani very little appetite. The pains were so bad that I used to sit right down on the floor and cry, be cause it hurt me so and I could not do any work at those times. An old wo man advised me to try Lydia E. Pthk ham's Vegetable Compound and I trot I bottle. I felt better the next month so I took three more bottles of it and got Well so I could work all the time. I hope every woman who suffers like I did will try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Mrs. P.W.Iansknq, Box 8, Allyn, Wash. Why will women continue to suffer da; In and day out or drag out a sickly, half hearted existence, missing three-fourths of the joy of living, when they can find health in Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound? For thirty years it has been the stand ard remedy for female ills, and has re stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail ments as displacements, inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc It yoi want special sdTlce write to Lrdls E. 1'lukham Medicine Co. (confi dential) Iran, Mass, Tour letter will be opened, read snd answered by a weraaa aud held la strict confidence. Jit Local and Federal Authorities Busy Endeavoring to Fix Blame for Awful Steamer Disaster. Chicago A thousand persons lost their lives in the Chicago Elver Satur day by the capsizing of the excursion steamer Eastland, while warping from its wharf with more than 2400 em ployes of the Western Electric com pany and their relatives and friends on board, bound for a pleasure trip across Lake Michigan. After ceaseless work all day and far into the night, the bodies of 842 vic tims of the catastrophe, most of them women and children, .were collected frorif the temporary morgues and taken to the Second Regiment armory. When these bodies had been tagged, Coroner Hoffman, taking into consid eration estimates of bodies thought to be in the hold of the steamer lying on its side in the river and in the stream itself, said he had hopes that the total dead would not exceed 1000. The Eastland, said by marine archi tects to. have been top-heavy and bal lasted in an uncertain manner, turned over inside of five minutes after it began to list, pouring its passengers into the river or imprisoning them in its submerged hull. Every effort was made by thousands of persons on the river wharf to rescue the drowning men, women and chil dren, but many drowned almost within graBp of the river bank. Mothers went to death while their children were snatched to safety. Other children died in the armB of their parents, who were finally saved. Hunrdeds of girls, freed for a day from their tasks of making telephones and other electrical apparatus in the factory of the Westeron Electric com pany, dressed in their smartest white frocks, drowned miserably. , , Chicago Bodies of 809 persons killed in the capsizing of the steamer Eastland at its wharf in the Chicago river had been recovered Sunday night after 40 hours of searching by divers around the steel hulk, still lying on its side, half-submerged, where it rolled Saturday while laden with 2408 excur sionists. The total dead as a result of the turning- over of the ship still remains at approximtaely 1000, according to estimates made by Coroner Hoffman, whose reports Indicated that probably 200 bodies still were held in the mud of the river by the superstructure of the overturned boat. Chicago "Who is to blame?" Chicago faces a task of fixing the responsibility for the Eastland calamity. While divers are still groping on the river bed and In the hold of the East land for bodies of victims, while the morgues are filled with lamentations of bereaved and cemeteries are receiv ing a harvest of death, all authorities having jurisdiction will open their investigations. The Federal government, state, county and city will search for causes of the disaster. They will determine who was guilty of negligence and take steps for the punishment of those re sponsible. . Who is to blame ( is : the vital question to which the combined au thorities will seek an answer. The chief questions to be settled are Was the.Eaatland overcrowded? If so, who ietcbiame? Was its water ballast out of adjust ment iJC.sk who is to blame? .. Was the Carrying capacity of the Eastland overrated by the inspectors of the Federal government? If so, who is to blame? Was the hull of the vessel modeled on lines giving the requisite stability? If not, who is to blame for granting it a permit? Submarines Destroy Six. , London The British steamer Firth, of 406 tons, of Aberdeen, was torpe doed Sunday by a submarine in the North Sea. Four of the crew were killed. The Grimsby trawler Perseus was also destroyed by a mine. Her crew of 10 were killed. The French steamer Danae, bound from Liverpool for Archangel, Russia, was sunk off Cape Wrath, Scotland. The trawlers Henry Charles, Kathleen, Activitiy and Prosper were sent to the bottom in the North Sea. The crews of all the vessels were saved. ' NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS; Red Cross Recalls Aides. Washington, D. C American Red Cross doctors and nurses will be with drawn from the European battlefields October 1 because of lack of funds to maintain them at their stations. It is possible that the two units in Belgium, where the greatest peed exists, will be continued, but the other 14 detach ments will return to the United States. The Serbian sanitary commission, sup ported by contributions, will go on as long as contributions are available, but the general fund in the United States will be exhausted by October 1. Vegetables to Be Seized. Vienna, via London Confiscation of the 1916 vegetable crop, including peas, lentils and beans, has been or dered by the government, to prevent a repetition of the speculation and un warrantably high prices that have pre vailed throughout Austria. All existing supplies of vegetables from the 1914 crop will be seised after August 1. The confiscated crop will be sold under state supervision. Portland Wheat: Bluestem, 92c bushel; fortyfold, 85c; club, 86c; red Fife, 85c; red Russian, sue Oats No. 1 white feed, zo. Barley No. 1 feed, $22; bran, $23.50; shorts, $23.50. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $27 27.50 ton; shorts, $2828.50; rolled barley, $2627. 60. Corn Whole, $37 ton; cracKea, 3a. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $16 17ton; alfalfa, $12.5013.50. Vegetables Cucumbers, uregon, ev 75c dozen; artichokes, 75c; toma toes, 50c$1.60 box; cabbage, Ilic pound; head lettuce, $1 crate; spin ach, 6c pound; beans, 213c; green corn, 2630c dozen. Green Fruits Cantaloupes, fzwz. io crate; apricots, 90c$l box; peaches, 4085c; watermelons, ljtajze pound; plums, 6075c box; new apples, $1.26 1.50; blackberries, 76c$l crate; pears, $1.762 box. Potatoes New, lc pound. ' Onions $11.60 sack. Eggs Oregon ranch, buying prices: No. 1. 24e: No. 2, Zlc; No. 8, 17C. Jobbing prices: No. 1, 26c Poultry Hens, 13c pound; broilers, 1819c; turkeyB, 2021c; ducks, old, 10c; young, 1416c; geese, nominal. Butter City creamery, cubes, ex tras, 28c; firsts, 26c; seconds, 25c; prints and cartons, extra; butter tat, No. 1, 29c; second grade, 2c less; country creamery cubes, 2526c. Veal Fancy, 11c pound. -Pork Block, 99Jc pound. Hops Contracts, 13Jc; fuggles, 15c: 1914 crop, 121c. -. Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, lb (51284c; Eastern Oregon, fine, 18 21c; valley, 2630c; mohair, new clip, 3031c. Cascara bark Old and new, 44Jc pound. Cattle Best steers, B.5U(g)7; good, $6.256.60; medium, $66.25; choice cows, $5.766.10; heifers, ?4.76g 6.50: bulls, $3.50(35; stags, $56.25. Hogs Light, $77.60; heavy, t 7..v, . Sheep Wethers, $4.755.60: ewes, $34.60; lambs, $66.75. Tacoma In a few days there will be an unusual scarcity of watermelons on the local market, according to some commission men. The growers are said to have miscalculated the melons in the fields and made big orders they could not fill. As a result dealers have canceled all orders for Southern melons and will await the arrival of melons from Fresno -and Turlock. Reports from the northern sections say the melon crops are large and when once the commodity begins rolling in there will be plenty on hand. , Fancy green corp. is moving out as never before on the focal boards. The commodity is coming from Eastern Washington and is rust uie same as u it was grown in local fields, arriving here less than 24 hours after it has been picked... The corn is now moving at 25 cents, a dozen, said to be a rea sonable price at this time of the sea son. . -. - Cherries are. just about through, Lamberts and Bings are no longer on the market. What few cherries are to be had are of the Royal Ann and Late Duke varieties, going at 8 and 6 cents a pound, respectively. It will not be long now before Mala ga grapes begin arriving from the South. Already there are some sweet- water grapes to be had at $2 a crate. They are small and good and the trade has taken to them instantly. Reports from the South say the crop of grapes this season is about the same as last year. '... Eggs are firm and another rise would not be surprising Butter is the same, but if the hot weather continues a rise may be ex pected. Yakima Schedule Is Adopted, North Yakima, Wash. The Yakima Valley Fruitgrowers' association has decided to follow the same schedule of advances on soft fruits as was in effect last year, 10 cents a box on peaches, and 26, 20 and 10 cents on pears, ac cotding to grade. Advances will he made on summer apples according to the market. The association has ap proved the action of the North Pacific Fruit Distributors in applying for cre dentials under the Growers' Council plan, but will make deductions here of the amounts to be paid the Council. ..lr",,lr';,.- , Hot Weather Saves Hay Crop. Albany, Or. All danger of damage to the hay crop in this sectibn has been averted by the recent hot weather.' Had the rains continued, the injury would have been serious. The present hot weather not only prevents f urther dam age, but will mitigate what loss was threatened by the rains. Farmers re port that a few more warm Hays will put all of the wet hay In shape tor bal ing and that practically no loss will result. The weather is also exactly what was needed to ripen grain. . The harvest will be a little late. Chehalis Cannery Begins Run. Chehalis, Wash. The Lewis County Canning association plant in Chehalis received its first consignment of fruit Thursday. It was a shipment of logan berries and raspberries from Matthew Smith, of Winlock. Other growers turned in enough fruit to make a good run to start The association has just completed a fine new plant here, and it is intended to turn out fruit and vege tables from the Chehalis cannery which will rank with the best. Big Salmon Shipments. Astoria, Or. Two thousand tons of canned salmon will be shipped from Astoria to New York by way of the Panama canal, it was announced her. The first consignment of 600 tons will go July 29. One thousand five hundred tons will be Columbia river salmon and the rest Alaska salmon. first Apple Contracts Filed. North Yakima, Wash. The first apple contract filed this season with the Yakima county auditor calls for delivery of the crop of George Sher wood ranch, in the Lower Nachen, to Fred Eberle and W. W. Scott. The prices vary from 66 to 80 cents, eaah on delivery. Vacationists! Take a Talking Machine and Latest Records to the country with you, from Eilers Music House. The jolliest thing for dancing under the trees, on the veranda, at the sea side. " " ' . , Here are some used ones: . Several, regular price $25.00, reduced to $18.60 Reduced price includes one doz. of best records (24 selections). Two, regular price $35.00, reduced to....... .$24.40 Reduced price includes 28 selections of best records. Two, regular price $100, Machines reduced to $65.00 . neaucea pric,e mciuuea ou selections of best records. r- - Qdte'ft;nurnbec of others, some';pld-style ones for- $8, $10 and $12, records included. All of these and other machines sent by mail upon receipt of price. Will also be sold on the well-known Filers easv Davment Dlan. 3 . - y x v 2d Floor Eilers Bldg. a PORTLAND, OREGON. FOR SALE -AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks A Safe Used Truck to Buy. A REBUILT FEDERAL It as good value for the money as a new truck. By rebuilt we mean that the truck Is entirely taken apart, each part examined and if necessary replaced by a new part made at the Federal factory, the entire truck repainted and reflnlahed, and everything necessary done to make the truck practl' cally as good as new In every detail. When you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected by the same policy and in terest that we give to all Federal owners. We operate a repair department, in which the workmen are specialists on Federals, our supply of Federal parts is -complete, and the stock room organization high class, which Insures the prompt filling of all parts orders. We also operate a serv ice department, which Is open day and night, "always at your call." The Federal being a good truck in the first place and protected by a company which is equip ped and has the disposition to give you ervlce Is consequently A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUT. If you are In the market for a truck from 11000 to $1400, we urge you to com pare used Federals with new trucks at similar prices. We think we can convince you of their superior value. OBRLINGBR MOTOR CAR CO., ' King and Washington Sts. SENSE AND NONSENSE Rain alarms are now made (or peo ple who wish to leave the windows of their homes open all night, yet fear that a rainstorm may come up In the night, and .the drops blow in. The alarm Is a little buzzer inclosed In a wooden box, which is to be placed on the window sill. When rain blows In the first drops on the top of the box switch on an electric current from a battery in the box and the alarm begins to sound. At the same time a tiny electric light ap pears on the Bide of the box, so that any person who is wakened by the buzzer may quickly discover Into which window the rain is blowing. such as moistened sugar are spread. Any fly that comes near the pipe will be quickly sucked in and dropped into a steel cage for future attention. Saturday Evening Post Whp Will Care? , Who will care if my hair is gray? Who will care what I have to say? Who will care if I go or stay? Who will care when I'm 60? Who will care if I'm fat or thin? Who will care if I frown or grin? Who will care If my toes turn in? Who will care when I'm 60? Who will care If tears I shed? Who will care if my nose is red? Who will care if youth is fled? Who will care when I'm 60? No one will care, so I've been told; No one will care If my feet are cold: No one will care my hand to hold; Oh, I'll Just hate to be 60. Jane. He Wasn't Hissing the Show. One of the ushers approached a man who appeared to be annoying those about him. "Don't you like the show?" "Yes, indeed!" "Then why do you persist in hissing the performers?" "Why, m-man alive, I y-wasn'f h hlssing! I w-was s-s-imply s-s-s-aying to S-s-s-sammy that the s-s-singing is B-s-s-uperb." The simple idea that makes the in ventor successful is illustrated by a new yest-pocket screwdriver capable ot fitting screws of any size. - It is nothing but a disk of metal about the size ot a large coin. The edge of the disk is put Into the slot of a screw like the blade of an ordinary screw driver. One edge is thin, tor small screws, and another is thick, with a graduated thickness between the two extremes lor tne purpose oi naving an edge that will fit any slot A hole in the middle of the disk gives a chance to slip in a nail or Docketknite, or anything else nanay, to be used as a lever on tight screws. WONDERFUL HOW RES1N0L STOPS SKIN TORMENTS The soothing, healing medication in reslnol . ointment and reslnol soap penetrates the tiny pores ot the skin, clears- them of Impurities and stops Itching instantly. Reslnol positively and speedily heals eczema, heat-rash, ringworm and similar eruptions, and clears away disfiguring pimples and blackheads when other treatments have been almost useless. - Reslnol Is not an experiment It Is a doctor's prescription which proved so wonderfully successful for skin troubles that It has Been used by other doctors, erll over the country for twenty yeafrs. Every druggist sella reslnol .61'ntment and reslnol soap. Adv. -,. -i ' i"9M-Wn of a Card Plavar. . ' - Sitting ,,uj"awith your sick friend again; ehrVSExaotly, my, dear." "Now tellme" the truth, is that friend really, sick?" "He's sick this time, all Tight. ,He held an ace-full against my four sixes. Houston (Tex.) Post ' Just before Christmas a darky en tered the post office at Thomasville, Georgia, which is a dry town in a dry state. "Boss,'' he said- to the clerk at the money-order window, "will you please, suh, melt me out er order ter Jacksonville?" "For how much?" asked the clerk as he drew a blank to him and poised his pen. "Jes' fo' quarts, please, suh," said the darkey. Damon Runyon and Sid Mercer, New York sporting writers, were fish ing In Great South Bay one Saturday afternoon in the autumn. Mercer caught fish regularly. Runyon had never a nibble. Finally he reeled in. "Come on, Sid; let's quit," he said. "Whyr inquired Mercer. "There's an hour yet before dark?" - "I think I might as well quit," said Runyon sadly; "my worm's not try ing!" The small son ot a Washington of ficial was asked by his mother what he intended to be when he became a man. . "I think I shall be a burglar," he re plied. "Why, Willie," his shocked mother protested, "that lsn t nice. "Oh. it will be all right" he assured his mother. "I shan't steal anything from you." Catching flies with an electric mo tor has been proved to be entirely practicable, and such machines hare now appeared on the market The motor doea not chase the flies round the room, but Induces them to come near and then captures them. The machine operates like a suction cleaner, a fan creating a strong suc tion. Round the pipe through which the air la sucked in, soma sweets ' Courtship and Boredom. "I don't see how you tan tolerate that man." "Oh, but he is a foreign nobleman, my dear." "I don't care," said the American girl. "I'll be Jig gered if I'd marry a man who does his courting with a bored air," Louisville Courier-Journal. - , Sure Thing. "Never sneer at anybody, Rollo."1 "No, uncle." "Some people poke fun at vegetar ians here. But you'd be mighty glad to meet 'em if you were cast away in the Fiji Islands." Louisville Courier- Journal. , .. , , CENTRAL COMMERCIAL COLLEGE. "A Modem Business Training- School." Thorough, practical, expert, reliable. New building, large, well-lighted rooms, complete modern equipment. Write for free lesson in Bookkeeping and Short hand. Central UufUlog. rortiana, urs. YOUNG MAN, BE A BARBER. Learn a Trade. tie Independent Trade taught In eight weeks; toots free. Commissions paid while learning; positions secured. Write . for free catalog, MOLEK COLLEGES, Portland, K48 N. 2nd St.: Spokane, K22B Main Ave.; Seattle. K109 Main St "USE THE RIVER" Dalles -Columbia Line Rtnte of Waahinsrton. for The Dalles dally c Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Umpire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St Dock. Tel. Alain bis. Willamette tud Columbi River Tewing Co., Pvtlui attracts mad kills .iiiiea.Iteftt, clean, or rumen taJ, conven ient, cheap. Lam all season, Midflol meul, can'tiplll or tip over; will not mil of In) it re anythttif. Guaranteed effective Sold by dealer, at 6 tent by espreas pes paid lot Jl. BAJLOLD BOHEM, XM DsXaA Art.. anMkl?Br; TYPHOIDI Is no more necessary than Smallpox. Arm? experleaoe has demooitratecl the almost miraculous effl Cacy, andharm!emis,of Antityphoid Vaccination. . Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and four family. It U more Tltal than horn. Insurance. Ask your physician, druggist, or send for 'Hsvt youbsd Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, results from uss, and danger from Typhoid Curios. THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CM. noouciKe vaccisis a sssuas uasie . s. sow. ucsssl s Taking Precaution!, -t. . A rosy-cheeked youngster dressed In his best clothes entered the village postofflce and carefully laid a huge slice of iced cake on the counter. "With my Bister the bride's compli ments, and will yer please eat as much as yer can?" he said. a The postmistress, smiled delightful ly. - "How very Wnd of the bride to re member me,", ehe cried. "Did she know of my weakness for wedding oake?" "-. ' j - ' "She did," answered the youngster, coldly -"and she thought she'd send yer s bit of it this afternoon just to take the edge off yer appetite before she " posted any boxes off to her friends." London Tit-Bits. Not a Doctor. While little Dorothy was visiting, her hostess' dog came running up and stopped before her, panting. Seeing his tongue hanging out, Dorothy said: "I'se not a doctor, doggie." Boston Transcript - His Status. "Were you a bull or a bear In Wall street?" "I wasn't either. . I was the man who has to run for a tree when the menagerie breaks loose." Washing ton Star. ; - Putting It Accurately. "Have you got any mosquitoes around here?" "No," replied Farmer Corntossel. "We haven't got them. They've got us." Washington Star. Loans Valuable Lands. Vincent Astor has lent land worth $1,000,000 to New York city children for a playground. Lisps. Father What did you and John talk about last night, dear? Daughter Oh, we talked about our kith and kin. Small Brother Yeth, pop, I heard 'em he seth, "Kin I hev'a kith?" and she seth, "Yith you kin!" Yale Rec Three In One. "Now, this typewriter is equipped with all the summer attachments." "Summer attachments?" "A small mirror, a miniature clock and a thermometer; everything a girl has to consult frequently." -Louisville Courier-JournaL , Strength Beauty Come With Dr. Pierce' Golden Medical Discovery This fa a Wood elauaer and altaratira that starts the liver and stomach into vigorous action. It thus assist the body to sunnfectnre rich red blood which feods the baart nary as. brain and orfrana of tha body. The organs work sjnoothiy lilt machinery rnnning , h oiL Yoa foci clean, strong and stroBWjus instead ot tuod, weak and hint. Nowadays yoa can obtain Dr. Piano's Golden Medical Discovery Tabletn, ae well aa the Uqnid form fron all aaedicine dealers, or trial box of tablets by mail, on receipt of 60c Addreaa V. K-Pierce, M-D, Buffalo, N.Y. Dr. Item's Greet 10OS Pm BlejebMeel Comasaai 3 Medical AdVleer will be sen ! Clean Beeaad tor 31 Oses-eeaul Steaaps.