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JACKS, JENNETS &
HORSES for SALE
Sixty head of the finest bred Marae and
Colta, including 8 to t year old Geldings, bred
for Saddlers and Racing. Will consider trade
in cheap land. t
Forty head of extra large Jennets with an
elegant Jack far herd header.
A Bargain for a Short Time
Cause for selling Is the herd law in Morrow
county, and the transforming of my 8000 acre
stock farm into a wheat field. I must close
out this stock. Will consider trade. What
nave you gen
a F. SWAGGART, Prop.
Lexington, Oregon.
COWBOYS RECOVER
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KIDNAPED YOUTHS
Arizona Posse Crosses Mexican
Border and Defies Troops.
TEN DARING AMERICANS ACT QUICKLY
Unci Sam Will Tttt Your Watch.
Send your watch to tht bureau ol
standards at Washington, and an ex
port wilt teat It and five a certificate
ahowlnf It accuracy exactly. A tee
ot 60 cents to f f Is required. A bul
letln kai been Issued by the govern
ment showing just bow to take ear
ot your watch.
He Remembered.
Mrs. Bickers was reading the latest
war news front across the pond. . "Let
me see," she mused, "when was It war
waa declared r "la it possible, my
dear," rejoined her husband, "that you
have forgotten we were married June
i, notr . ,
Natural 'resumption.
Mrs. Gordon was spending soma
time at Palm Beach, and during her
stay she wrote her husband aaytng
"Dear Will I Inclose hotel bill." Will
wrote beck: "Dear Bdlth I Inclose
cheek, but please don't buy any more
hotels at this price."
Not at All Times.
Husband "There's one thing I can
any (or myself, anyway. I have risen bj
my own efforts." "Never In the morn
ing, John. I notice that It takes twe
alarm clocks and all the members ol
the household to get you up then."
Another Old Saw Broken.
drubs "Every man la the master
of his own destiny. He oaa be what
he desires to be." Btubbs "Not In
every case. Take, for example, the
Inmate of the penitentiary who desires
to be an aeronaut"
They Surely Would.
Societies that shut out reporters and
refuse fp give out news the publlo
wanta would be awful mad It the press
were te let them severely alone,
Milwaukee Sentinel
. Lucky Individual.
"A man Is mighty luoky," said Un
cle Eben, "If he's born wlf a good
bass voice dat makes what he says
sound solemn an' serious area II It
don't amount to much."
More In Silence.'
A man who lives right, and Is right,
has more In bis silence than another
by his words. Phillips Brooks.
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its virtue.
Two Boys, Victims of Raiders, Re
turned to U. S. Soil Colonel
Menaced With Guns. :
Nogales, Arix. A posse of 10 Amer
ican cowboys and miners rode eight
miles across the border into Santa
Cruz, Sonora, late Sunday, and, level
ing their guns at the colonel command
ing the garrison, while 150 Mexican
soldiers looked on, secured the imme
diate release of two American boys
kidnaped by three of the soldiers on
the Arizona side of the border earlier
in the day.
The colonel gave up his two 17-year-
old prisoners, George Vaughn, son of
the storekeeper at Duquesne. and
Henry Chang, son of a Chinese-Amer
ican citizen of Washington Camp,
Ariz., without demur, and the posse
rode triumphantly back to the United
states.
Army officers had been notified of
the affair and a posse under Sheriff
McKnight, of Santa Cruz, started from
here lor the scene.
News of the affair was brought in
by O. K. Franklin, a miner. Franklin
said he saw the Mexicans on horseback
near the line, marching the boys ahead
of them on foot The boys' hands were
tied, he said, and the soldiers kept
their prisoners covered with revolvers,
Being unarmed, Franklin rode back to
Duquense to summon help.
eanta Ortiz, is garrisoned by forces
of Jose Maytorena, the Villa srovernor
oi sonora.
VIA SEfltS TRUCE TO CONSIDER '
WARNING OF PRESIDENT WILSON
El Paso, Tex. General Francisco
Villa hag decided to ask General Ven
ustiano Carranza to agree to a neutral
territory for a conference to consider
the suggestions contained in President
Wilson's note, according to a telegram
received here from Colonel Enrique
Perez Rul, private secretary to Villa.
The.telegram was dated Aguas Cal-
ientes. r '
"General Villa ordered his secre
taries to;' come, from Chihuahua to
Aguas Caliente to draft the note to
Carranza," says Colonel Rul, "and
also the reply he will send to President
Wilson. Villa's ministers have
reached Aguas Calientes."
The Rul statement relates that Villa
decided to Invite Carranza to agree to
a truce "to prevent further sacrifice in
the republic which might produce in
tervention," that when Villa, in keep
ing witn this suggestion, ordered his
troops to retire General Obregon start
ed in pursuit, "bringing on a battle in
the station of Leon.
"This obliged our forces which came
from Silao, commanded by General
Villa, to attack the enemy vigorously.
dispersing them after inflicting heavy
losses."
The Villa forces have retired to
Lagos, state of Guanajuato, 88 miles
north of Leon, according to Rul's
statement, "without the loss of many
men or any war materials." It also
says that Villa retains quantities of
military equipment captured in the
battle of Silao last week and has or
dered some brigades south to recapture
Leon and continue the campaign.
Rul declares that in the fighting at
Silao the Villa forces captured a train
containing powder and apparatus for
manufacturing ammunition; that this
train was burned to prevent its recap
ture Dy UDregon.
NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS;
GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS
Canadian Aviator Blows Up Huge '
Zeppelin, Killing Entire Crew of 28
Allies Report Extensive Gains On
Turkish lines About Dardanelles
London Official announcement was
made Monday that the British troops
at the Dardanelles, as a result of their
new offensive movement last week.
captured two lines of Turkish trenches
along a three-mile front. The state
ment in part follows:
"Un the night of June 8-4 the
Turks, having heavily bombarded a
small fort in front of the extreme
right of the French position, which
previously had been captured, launched
Infantry attack against it, which was
repulsed with heavy loss to the enemy.
At the same time the Turks set fire to
scrub in front of the left center of the
position occupied by the British divis
ion and attacked, but met with no sue-
r. n. u.
No. 14, 111
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"Hint te adTarUaen, slew KaV
inw eaper.
"On the morning of June 4 Sir Ian
Hamilton ordered a general attack on
the Turkish trenches in. the southern
area of the Gallipoll Peninsula. ore
ceded by a heavy bombardment by all
guns, assisted by battleships, cruisers
ana destroyers.
"At a given signal the trooDS rushed
forward with bayonet. They were Im
mediately successful all along the line
except in one spot, where the heavy
wire entanglements were not destroyed
by the bombardment.
"Indian troops on our extreme left
made a magnificent charge. They cap
tured two lines of trenches, but owing
to the fact that the troops on the ris-ht
were hung up by the wire entangle
ments, they were obliged to retire to
their original line."
Austrian Cable Is Cut
Rome The following official state
ment was issued by the War depart
ment Monday: "Naval detachments
yesterday cut the cablea uniting the
continent and the islands of the Dal
matian archipelago. All lighthouses
and outlook stations of these islands
were destroyed. The railway between
Cattaro and Ragusa were bombarded
and seriously damaged.
1 he same day a group of our de
stroyers, which twere unsuccessfully
attacked by aeroplanes, strain bom
barded Monfalcone and sank several
Bailing craft laden with merchandise."
V '
San Francisco Is Shaken.
San Francisco Two slight but dis
tinct earth shocks were felt generally
throughout the city at 9:15 Monday
morning. No damage was reported.
At the University of California at
Berkeley, across the bay, where the
shocks were felt, Professor A. C. Law
son, of the mineralogy and geology de
partment, who supervises the seismo
graph records, said that the temblor
was comparatively insignificant.
Observers at Lassen peak reported
the volcano somnolent and that no
shake was felt there.
Storms Derail Trains.
St Paul Heavy rains, in some
places accompanied by destructive
winds and electrical storms, caused
three deaths Sunday, together with
considerable property damage, in
Western Wisconsin and Eastern Min
nesota. A Chicago, Milwaukee & St.
Paul train eastbound left the rails near
Lake City, Minn., the engine and coach
going into a ravine, killing the en
gineer and fireman. A cloudburst near
Roberts, Wis., caused the derailment
of a Chicago, Minneapolis & Omaha
train and the death of the engineer.
London For the first time on record
a Zeppelin in the air has been destroy
ed by an aviator in an aeroplane.
Reginald J. Warneford, a young Cana
dian sub-lieutenant in the royal navy,
who mastered aeroplanlng only this
summer, has performed the feat, and
is somewhere within the British lines.
while a Zeppelin lies in ruins, sprawled
on the roof and ground of an orphan
age near Ghent.
Falling a blazing mass after being
struck by the young aviator's bombs,
its crew of 28 men were killed, as
were also several occupants of the or
phanage buildings.
The theory is advanced that this
Zeppelin was the craft which raided
the east coast of England Tuesdav
night, for the fact that it was in the
air over Belgium, between Ghent and
Brussels, at 3 o'clock in the morning,
leads to the belief that it was return
ing from an expedition, not starting. '
Dawn breaks early theBe days and
the huge Zeppelin could be sighted far
off, and it is presumed that the craft
was headed for her home hangar when
Warneford came winging swiftly un
der the gray skies.
The Zeppelin, which was flying com
paratively low, began to mount at
once, but the British wasp was speed
ier and climbed into the air in long
spirals, reaching a position at length
over tne Herman's vast bulk. From
this point of vantage Warneford burst
the Zeppelin's shell repeadedly with
his incendiary bombs.
Portland Wheat: Bluestem, $1.10;
forty-fold, $1,081; club, $1,061; red
Fife, 1.02; red Russian, SI.
Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $27
27.60 ton; shorts, 2929.60; rolled
parley, tZB.owsnv.ou. .
Corn Whole, $35 ton; cracked, $86.
Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $16
16ton; valley timothy, $1212.60;
grain hay, $1012; alfalfa, $12.60
13.60.
Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 40
75c dozen; artichokes, 76c; toma
toes, $5 crate; cabbage, 1J 2c
pound; celery, $3.50 crate; head let
tuce, $11.15; spinach, 5c pound; rhu
barb, l2c; asparagus, 75c$1.25
crate; eggplant, 25c pound; peas, 6c;
beans, 7c; cauliflower, $1.25 crate;
carrots, 11.60 sack; beets, $1.50;
turnips, $1.35.
Green Fruits Strawberries, Ore
gon, $1 1.75 crate; apples, 85c
$1.76 box; cranberries, $1112 bar
rel; cherries, Oregon, 68e pound;
90c $1.25 box;; gooseberries, 23c
pound; cantaloupes, $2.606 crate.
Potatoes Old, $1.762 sack; new,
34c pound. ;
Onions Yellow, $1 1.25; White,
$1.75; red, $2 sack.
Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, case
count, le dozen.
Poultry Hens, 12c: broilers. 16a
zdc; turkeys, dressed, 2224c; live,
1618c; ducks, old, 9llc; geese, 8
(H)c.
Butter Creamery prints, extras.
27Jc pound; cubes, 24c.
Veal Nominal, 9c pound.
Pork Block, 10c pound.
Hops 1914 crop, 10 lOJc; con
tracts, 10llc.
Wool Eastern Oreeon. medium.
25c; Eastern Oregon fine. 18(320c:
valley, 2528c; mohair, new clip, 80
31c pound.
Cascara Bark Old and new, 44ic.
Cattle BeBt steers, $7.80(3)7.65:
good, $7 7.25; medium, $6.767;
choice cows, $6.856.60; good, $6
e.8&; Betters, $57; bulls, $3.605;
stags, ?0(nj6.6U.
Hogs Light, $7.60(37.86: heavy.
e.767.05.
Sheep Sheared wethers. $6(37.26:
sheared ewes, $45.25; sheared lambs,
?b7. full wools $1 higher.
Passports Are Revoked.
Berlin, via London The nasanorta
of two American citizens livino- In
Dresden, Leon Raines and Karl Reck.
nagel, have been ordered revoked by
the American embassy on instructions
from the State denartment at Wash
ington.
The men, it Is said, adversely criti.
sjoed the American government's pol
icy In the present crisis and reported
in newspaper circles that thev were
ashamed of their citizenship.
Portland, Or.; Youth Escapes from
Mexicans After Awful Experience
- i y
El Paso, Texas Forced to act as
gravedigger for Vaill's execution
squad in Juarez for a month, James
Ellsworth, whose home is in Portland.
Or., where he left two years ago. es
caped Sunday night and came to the
American side, hatless, his clothes
covered with blood stains and slashed
where the Mexican officers had beaten
him over the back with their swords to
make him work.
Ellsworth, who Ib 22 years old and
of good appearance, says he went to
Juraez on a sightseeing trip when he
was arreBted. He was forced to dig
the graves and witness the execution
of nine men during his imprisonment,
hauling each of them to the grave
from the adobe wall after they were
executed.
He left for his home In Portland im
mediately.
Berlin Hebrew Protests.
London The Exchange Telegraph
company has received a dispatch from
Berlin by way of Amsterdm saying
that the Berliner Tageblatt declares
that the German anti-Semitic organs
are starting a new campaign to pre
vent Hebrews from becoming officres
in the army after the war. The Tage
blatt, which is owned by a Hebrew, is
urging the government to put 'an end
to these attacks on Hebrews, inasmuch
as German Hebrews are dying glori
ously by the thousand on the field of
battle."
Grain Bag Shortage Seen.
Olympia In order to warn train
producers in Washington of the possi
ble shortage of grain bags this season.
owing to the handicaps to ocean ship
ping incident to the European war,
Governor Lister has taken up with the
board of control and the state grain
department the question of supply.
Inquiry by the grain department re
veals that grain bag dealers in the
West have orders placed for 60,000,000
bags from Calcutta and that they ex
pect to receive them, though no assur
ance is had that shipping facilities
will be available.
The state board of control reports
that the penitentiary mill has now on
hand 1,260,000.
It is also learned that there are now
1,000,000 bags available in Portland;
that the private manufacturers in this
section will produce 4,000,000 and that
the California penitentiary will pro
duce 8,000,000.
If the ' shipments from Calcutta are
handled as they would be were ship
ping not handicapped, there will be no
trouble in supplying the need. Should
the shipments be held up, however, it
might be necessary, thinks Governor
Lister, for the farmers in many cases
to handle their grain in bulk.
More Dynamite Is Found. '
El Paso, Tex Thirty-two additional
cases of dynamite have been found in
a deserted adobe house near the spot
where the Mexicans earlier had at
tempted to transport 20 cases of explo
sives across the Rio Grande. The dy
namite was confiscated by the United
States customs officials. The case is
being investigated by the El Paso po
lice, A Mexican, who gave the name of
Antonio Villalobo, and was held by the
police, denclined to give information
as to the identity of his companions.
', Roumania Thought Bound.
London The following wireless dis
patch was received here Tuesday from
Berlin:
"Political discussions in Bucharest,
Roumania, brought to light the fact
that there exists a formal treaty be
tween Austria-Germany and Roumania.
This treaty, which runs until 1920,
regulates the relatione among these
countries and binds Roumania in case
of war, not to attack her allies."
Prune Crop Will Be Large.
Prune prices are going to rule lower
this year from all indications. The
Pacific Coast has a large crop and but
little chance to export the surplus, as
the war has paralyzed the foreign de
mand. A little business is being done
by packers on the basis of a materially
lower market than prevailed at the
opening last season.
Various estimates have been made
of the size of the California prune
crop, but a fair average of the yield is
175,000,000 pounds. In Oregon, Wash
ington and Idaho the dried prune out
put will run at least 25,000,000 pounds,
according to the best-posted prune
men. it is, therefore, almost assured
there will be a tonnage this year of
200,000,000 pounds on the Pacific
Coast, against 100,000,000 pounds last
year.
For the past four or five years, ac
cording to official statistics, the ex
ports of Northwestern and California
prunes have been about 46 per cent of
the total production. This year, a
conservative estimate is 10 per cent
Fruit to Go to Chicago.
Albany, Or. As a result of the re
cent organization of the Linn and Ben
ton Co-operative Growers' association.
plans are being made to ship fruit out
oi Albany in carload lots direct to Chi
cago. From indications this section of
the state this season will have the best
opportunity it has ever had to market
its fruit crop on satisfactory basis.
As a step in the plana now being devel
oped, the Great Northern Express com
pany has petitioned the city council
for permission to use the Oregon Elec
tric spur lor loading cars.
Look for Big Apple Crop.
That the apple growers of the Yak
ima and Wenatchee districts and other
sections of Eastern Washington are
highly confident of a big crop and that
conditions at present warrant the pre
diction that the yield will be a prolific
one, although not as large as the 1914
yield, is the statement of T. O. Mor
rison, assistant commissioner of agri
culture, who has returned after an ex
tended visit in Eastern Washington.
says an Olympia dispatch. The frosts
that hit Western Washington in April
did not strike the eastern districts.
Wool Market In Stronger Position.
In commenting on the wool market
the Boston Commercial Bulletin sizes
up the situation as follows: "Confi
dence seems to have begotten mora con
fidence in wool, and the market un
doubtedly in a stronger position than a
week ago. Whether or not clothiers
have given the manufacturers reason to
be more optimistic by placing orders
more freely is not clear, but there la
no doubt of the fact that wool the
world over is in a very firm position.
Are You Too Fatr
If you are too stout don't take fat
reducing medicines. Cut down or
your diet get out-of-door exercise, and
yon will assume normal lines and re
duce to normal weight Avoid sweets,
eggs, cream, fat meats, and especially
potatoes. Lire mainly on lettuce,
spinach, cabbage, lean meats, young
onions, celery, tomatoes, etc Take
salted toast Instead of bread and but
ter. If you cease to give your body
fat-making foods you will cease cre
ating fat cells. It is no trick to reduce
If you practice self-denial.
Method.
There Is no one able or anxious to
deny the value of a method. But there
are many who realize that method Is
not everything, and that strict adher
ence to It sometimes becomes a nuls
snee. There Is a madness in hard and
fast rules. The strict adherence to
some method is almost as bad as hav
ing no method at all. We should re
member that our actions have, at all
times, to be guided by circumstances.
Natural Result of Cross.
One day Luther Burbank was walk
Ing in his garden, when he was accost
ed ky an om clous acquaintance, who
said: "Well, what are you working on
now? "Trying to cross an eggplant
and milkweed," said Mr. Burbank
"And what under heaven do you ex
sect to get from tha.tr Mr. Bnrbank
calmly resumed his walk. "Custard
pie," he said.
. A Problem ef the Life te Ceme.
Small Johnny was wriggling and
twisting in a vain endeavor to put his
arms through the sleeves of an under
garment and then get It over his
head. After several futile attempts
he called out to his mother: "Say,
mamma, when I get to be an angel,
and hare wings, I don't see how I'll
ever get my shirt on!" .
Cut the Cost of Living!
A plate of hot biscuits or muffins, a
fresh, home-baked cake, a loaf of brown
or nut-bread, rescues any meal from the
commonplace, and more expensive things
are never missed.
With K C, the double acting baking
powder, good results are doubly certain.
There's economy too, in the cost of K C
Only Partially Informed.
"It is from history that we must
learn to judge the future," remarked
the serious citizen. "Yes," replied the
observer; "but every day's news re
minds us that history is not yet complete."
Students and Teacher.
In each classroom there Is one real
student the solitary, upright figure
by the side of the blackboard, while
40 or 50 little beings on the benches
are the true teachers. British Re
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu
late and invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules,
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Sympathy.
That man has the widest Influence
who has the deepest sympathy, for
men open their hearts to sympathy
as flowers open to the sun. Said
simerson: " "lis good to give a
stranger a meal, or a night's lodging.
"Tie better to be hospitable to his good
meaning and thought and give cour
age to a companion "-
To the Woman Who
' r Realizes She Needs Helo
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IS EPILEPSY CONQUERED?
New Jersey Physician Said te Hare Many
Cures te His Credit.
RED BANK. N. J.. Snecial AHviV
from every direction fully confirm pre
vious reports that the remarkable
treatment for epilepsy being adminis
tered by the consulting physician or the
Kline Laboratories, . of this city, is
achieving wonderful results. Old
stubborn cases have been greatly bene
fited and many patients claim to have
been entirely cured.
Persons suffering from nilpnov
should write at once to Kline Labora
tories, Branch 190, Red Bank, N. J.,
for a supply of the remedy, which is
being distributed gratuitously.
Make Our Own Wrongs.
We make ourselves more Injuries
than are offered to us; they many
times pass for wrongs In our own
thoughts, that were never meant so
by the heart of him that speaketh.
The apprehension of wrong hurts more
than the sharpest part of the wrong
done. Feltham.
YOU OWN DRUGGIST WIIX TEH YOU
Trj Murine Eye Kemeilj lor Red, Weak, Watenr
Bjea end Granulated Eyelids; No Smarting .
wiui tt riio iur ofKgi Le JEVe
j . -. do. wui-iue Ajeavemear uo., unicago.
Definition of a Drop.
In the British Pharmacopoeia
"drop" Is defined as coming from
tube of which the external diameter Is
exactly three millimeters, 20 such
drops of water at 15 degrees Centi
grade being equivalent to one milliliter
or cubic centimeter.
Tales P. as It Is.
' Thou must content thyself to see
the world Imperfect as It Is. Thou
wilt never have any quiet if thou vex-
est thyself because thou canst not
bring mankind to that exact notion
of things and rule of life which thou
hast formed In thy own mind. Fuller.
Opal la Deadly Omen.
The superstition has come down the
ages that to find an opal Is a deadly
omen. It means that you have picked
up someone else's misfortune. "Bet
ter let the atone lie, no matter what
Its value may be," is an old adage.
Dally Thought
Never speak 111 of a person unless
you are sure ot your fact! and, even
if you could swear to it, ask yourself:
"Why do I make It known? K. Levator.
Arrange Pleasant Memories.
It is a witty and a keen saying that
"pleasant memories must be arranged
for in advance." The way to have a
happy road to look back over is to
make it happy as one travels along,
by doing kindly and loving things,
and by recognizing all the possible op
portunities for cheer and courage.
Modern Gardening.
There 1b a growing number of peo
ple who feel It Improvident and waste
ful to put time and money into a gar
den when you can supply yourself
from your neighbors' any dark night
Meriden Journal.
Don't Humor Superstitious Whims.
Applications for the renumbering ol
three houses bearing the fateful num
ber 13 have been declined by the rec
ord committee of the London county
council.
A Big One.
"Italy, though always clashing with
Austria, is still preserving her neu
trality." "Yes, and doing her preserv
ing like a housekeeper." "How's
that?" "In a jar."
Ancient Almanacs.
Almanacs are In existence that were
compiled in the eleventh century, but
they are In manuscript; the first print
ed almanac was Issued about the year
1475.
Artlstle Cuff Protector.
Take paper napkins and fold each
one diagonally. Fold one of these
napkins about either cuff and fasten
them with cuff pins. They are soft
uid pliable and will stay in place
beautlfu'lv
Opinions React
A man cannot speak but he judges
and reveals himself. With his will, or
against his will, he draws his portrait
to the eye of others by every word.
Every opinion reacts on him who ut
ters It Emerson.
"teft-Hanaed" Parrots.
Parrots seise objects with the left
claw by preference or exclusively, and
they have been found to make a read
ier use of the left claw tor climbing
than the right
No Arguments.
"Any war experts In this communi
ty r asked the new arrival. "No," an
swered the native. "We're all toller
bdl friendly hereabouts."
The Spring tye.
Flatbush "How's your garden loot-
Ingr Bensonhurst "Well, I saw a
rooster looking at it through the pick
ets of the fence, this morning, end tt
seemed to look good to him."
Out of Style.
"Come on, hold top, let's 'ave a
brandy hand soda." "Dear me, ho.
Hit's not the fashion, since the king
stopped drinkin'." Detroit Free Press.
Just Frightened. .
"Some men," said Uncle Eben,
"prides delrselves on beln' patient
an' forbearin' when dey's only Jes'
scared to make a move
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Ruskln. .
Would Be Qood Business.
If farmers could buy city street car
hogs at their real value and sell them
tor what they think they are worth.
farm automobiles would multiply more
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Willie's Trouble.
Mrs. .-Murphy "What is that the
school doctor reported about your
Willie?" Mrs. Ryan "He said the
child has them asteroids in his nose."
Some Drawback.
"Opportunities," said Uncle Eben,
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trouble Is dat some of 'em is toad
stools."
Oslty Thought
They can because they think they
can. Virgil
Thrown Out All Right
Mrs. Flatbush "My neighbor's hus
band and brother were thrown out of
work by the war." Mrs. Bensonhurst
"Sure, that's nothing. I know a
woman who had two husbands thrown
out of work by blasts."
No Kick Then.
Bill "I see a British agent buying
mules rejects all gray mules. He says
they can be seen too far." Jill "Well,
I should think a mule is safer at a distance."
It Hurts Her Feelings.
Pond Parent to Teacher "Please
don't mark Alices examples wrong
any more. She Is so sensltivei"
A Neat Definition.
"A skeleton is bones wlttf the man
rubbed off," said Mary In the physiolo
gy class.
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