Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942 | View Entire Issue (May 28, 1915)
WHY NOT 9 KC is pure. KC is health ful. It really does make lighter, nicer biscuits, cakes and pastry than the old fashioned single acting i i - " i Daong powaers. And you pay only a fair price for it. , . No, baking powder should sell for more. 1 n. . p i j JACKS, JENNETS & HORSES for SALE Sixty head of th finest bred Maw and Colts, Including 8 to 6 yea old Geldinaa, bred for Saddlers and Racitiff. WW cpnaider trade in cheap land. Forty head of extra larjre Jennets wflfc an elegant Jack for herd header. A Bargain for a Short Time Cause for selling1 Is the herd law in Morrow county, and the transforming of my 8000 acre stock farm Into a wheat field. I mugt close out this stock. Will consider trad. What have you got? - . B. F. SWAGGART, Prop. P Lexington, Oregon. T Her Crltlclam. Wee Mabel had a little disagree ment with her grandmother one da. She was relating the affair next morn ing to her parent and In conclusion she said with a tlgh, "Well, drsndma Is certainly a very tweer lady." , .'', Wanted Point Remembered. When little Blllle was visiting at lunch one day he had strawberries and there were but a few on each one's plate. Blllle looked at the small assortment at his place, then whis pered: "Remember, Aunt Marie, that I'm company." REMARKABLE CASE of Mrs. HAM Declares Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vegetable Compound ' Saved Her Life, and Sanity. Shamrock, Mo. "I feel It my duty to tell the public the condition of my health before using I your medicine, lhad falling, inflamma- Ition and congestion, female weakness, pains in both sides, I backaches and bear- I ing down pains, was short of memory, 1 nervous, Impatient passed sleepless nights, and had J neither strength nor energy. There was always a fear and dread In my mind, I had cold, nervous, weak spells, hot flashes over my body. I had a place in my right side that was so sore that I could hardly bear the weight of my clothes. I tried medicines and doctors, but they did me little mod. and I never expected to get cut again. I got Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier, and I cer tainly would have been in grave or In an asylum if your medicines had not saved me. But now I can work all day, sleep Well at night, eat anything I want, have no hot flashes or weak, nervous spells. All pains, aches, fears and dreads are gone, my house, children and husband are no longer neglected, as I am almost entirely free of the bad symptoms I had before taking your remedies, and all la pleasure and happiness In my home." Mrs. Josil Ham, R..F. D. 1, Box 22, Shamrock, Missouri. If you want special advice write Lydia E.lMnkharo Medicine Co., (Qonfldentlal) Lyna.Mast. r Yfam I M .al l DAISY FLY raLLER.&V...T M1II1...NMI. cleu. orowntatal, conren J.nr, cknp. L.tu.1! emu.. M,d. ol mettf, can't (pill ortl, over, will Bot tatl of tnl.rc.nythlnf. Guaranteed effective. SjM 1 dealer,, off 6 t..t by etptu. paid fur 1. lilOU MKIgS, 1W Dalai. An.. SneUra, ST. T. 1 His 'Daughter-m-Lry : , . Mr husband and I had lust been married and my small brother-in-law overheard, his mother referto me as mi dauchter-ln-Iaw." ':' A short time after thaf, the little fellow visited me In ay new home, and. upon sending rhim to the store the groceryman, see ing he Was a'stranger.aid: "Well, Ut ile do, l any. irerwr seen iv. uviure. Do you live In this-neighborhood?" "No, sfr," said the child, i'but my daughter-in-law . lives across ' the street and I am visiting her." ' Odd Wedding Custom ', ' In northern Africa they have a Way of providing for the wedding of their daughters that is Interesting. When the guests arrive a man at tha door receives the pence they give, and writes it down in a book. Jhls-eans: that when anv of thflsa rueBtir'baVS. si wedding the host will give i of them Just what they gave hlffl Af It is, the guests pay for the wadding! and each one has either already rev celved as much as ha gives ar will receive it later on. Optlmlam Not Always Reassuring. "I read with intense Interest," said Noyes E. Brewmore, "the story of the boy with a smile who worked his way up rung by rung until he became pres ident of a trust company. Personally, however, whenever a man with a smile approaches and gives me the glad band, I feel instinctively that I am due for a touch." Kansas City Star.' YOUR OWN DaUGOIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Remedy fur Red, Weak, Watery Siyea ana uranumiea r.yeuus, no amaritDO' iin-uye uomiori. write lor 0001c 01 me myn ly mall free. Murine Bye Remedy Oct., Chicago, Eligible as a Graveside Orator. "When I die," said Noyes E. Brew Wore, "I would like Tennyson J. Daft to make a few remarks at my grave. '1 man who can write such amblgu- gus poetry ougnt 10 ue auie w ueueoi a well-sounding funeral oration with out really exposing my true history." Kansas City Star. . Sams Breed. The men and women who would be . willing to use the Constitution to wrap a nickel's worth of liver In would not halt at carrying their salt mackerel home In the Declaration ol Independence. Houston Post. . Why De They Count 'Emf . "Statistics are always uninterest ing." "So? Then why does every body count the elephants In a circus ; parade?" Judge. Human Nature. It Is human nature to want to throw something. The babe of yesterday which started In by throwing Its dishes on the floor Is today throwing a ball, tomorrow he will be throwing a brick and it won't be long before he Is a man throwing the bull. Philadelphia In quirer. ' 1 Buying "On Tlok." Buying "on tick' Is not new slang, but goes back to the seventeenth cen tury. It Is stated In a letter dated 1661: "The Mermaid Tavern Is late ly broke, our ticks amounting to 1500." And In another document a little later it Is said: "Every one runs upon tick." 8tone That Is Elastic There Is a stone that Is as flexible as rubber and that, when set up on edge In a thick plate, sways to and fro In the wind like a piece of leath er. This stone Is called itakolumlte, ant' the Scientlflo American says It la the mother rock of Brazilian diamonds. Dally Thought. What we want Is the old spirit of our forefathers; the firm conviction that not by criticism, but by sympathy we must understand; what we want. is more reverence, more love, more hu. manlty, more depth. F. W. Robertson.' Wasted Energy. Some day the people who are con cerned In conserving energy are go ing to turn their attention to the man who sits up all night working out chess and checker problems. , , Satisfaction In Work. '' AH thinking men and women get the main satisfactions of life, aside from the domestic Joys, outtot.tne productive work they do. Charles W. Eliot - ,. Ship's "Draft." Draft la the distance, In feet from the lowest part of the bottom of a vessel to the' actual water Una at which the vessel Is floating. V For Real Enjoyment. Get out of yourself, and fling your self into the sorvloe of someone else. The Bishop of London. Nervous Emotional Dizzy f Depressed Mn. Addh Curt.njr, of (Mar St., Ctlro, III,, wrmto Docstar Pfrm tallow t "I send SI cents for your "Com mon Sense Medical Adviser' for but daughter who has recently marrtedandl know thebook will beof much value to her. I have read and vend for 86 years the valuable treatments contained la tha 'Medical Adviser1 and hare taken many bottles of Dr. Pierce's Favoritj Hreacriptton, and have been restored to heal ih aaeh time 1 used it Uasaareat reenedy f or women aa a Strang; th builder, fine for the nefvat aud wmmU hejaJUa,' TTTOMEN who are restless, with T constant change of position, ''fidget iness," who artt abnormally excitable or who experience fainting or dixzy spells, or nervous headache am) wakefulness are usu&Ily aufferera from the weaknesses of their sex. - DR. PIERCE'S Favorite Prescription is the soothing;, cordial and womanly tonio that brings about an Invigorating calm to the nervous system. Overcomes the weakness and the drag King; pains which resemble the pains of rheu matism. Thousands of women in the past forty years can bear witness to its benefits. Tour dealer Is medldnel Mill It In liquid or enter. coated tablet form: or you ean .end fiOone-fent eunu4 for a trial box of Dr. fierce1! Favorite I'r.ecrinUon tabUta. Addrees Dr. V. M. Pl.nte. lovaW liotel 1 and Surdeal luatlbue, Bulfala, N. Y. tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiia Dr. Pkree'e fleauat Pelleti Replete tU hviterete Steams, Liver ead Bewela, Sefer-CeateJ Tiar Creaalee. iuuuuiuuiiiuuuuuuiuiiiuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiuuua r. n. u. No. u, tan , , 'a. i eiiift eeXrtlxra, taa E3 Some Truth In This. 'Kf some men," said Unde Ebea, riot up as late o' nlghta thlnkln' al dees playln' cards dey'd go aa' tal lo doutor doy nad insomnia." WAR DECLARED ON AUSTRIA BY ITALY Formal Notification Is Delivered in Vienna by Government ITALIAN CHASSEURS DRIVE OUT PATROL Thirty Thousand Italian Residents Are Detained and Fate of 600 Who ' . Left Trieste Is Unknowns Rome, Vfa Paris Contemporaneous ly with this issuance of a general mo bilization, order, the Italian govern' ment Sunday night officially announced that it had declared war against Aus tria-Hungary. The first skirmish of the Italo-Aus- trian war occurred between Italian and Austrian troops at Forcellini di Mon- tozzo, in the pass between Point di Legno and Pejo. . . An Austrian patrol crossed the fron tier, but was attacked by Italian Al pine Chasseurs and driven back over the border. Baron von Macchio, the Autro-Hun- garian ambassador to Italy, received hiB passports at 8 :30 o clock. The Italian ambassador at Vienna, Baron Avarna, has been recalled. The report reaching Rome that the German and Austrian governments have prevented 30,000 Italians' from leaving the'territory of those countries has ' created a profound impression here. The Giornale d'ltalia declines to be lieve' the truth of this report, not only because this would be opposed to the rights of nations, but for the reason that the Italian government not only permitted the departure of Austrian and Germans from Italian soil, but protected these nationals. From the Austrian side of the fron tier, news reaches Udine that the Ital ian residents are actually, being hunt ed, that the fate of . 600 who left Trieste, hoping to reach Italy iB un known and that the greatest anxiety for their safety is felt. . ' , ' ,' y At Kovigno, in Istria, 62 Italian citizens have been arrested. These include the mayor, Signor d'Avanzo, and the secrearty of the municipality. All Italian citizens residing near the fortifications of Polo have been taken into austody by the police and at Cor- mons, on the frontier, 1000 Italians, for the most part women and children, have been concentrated and prevented from leaving the territory. A Verona dispatch says that Mario Weber, of Trieste, who, notwithstand ing his German name, was an ardent Italian, enlisted in the French army when the war began. He was taken prisoner by the Germans and when it was learned that he had resided in Trieste he was handed over to the Aus trian authorities and was hanged at Linz. The town of Trent, one of Austria's strongly fortified townB, has been ter rified by the explosion of mines, with which the military authorities were destroying houses, bridges and every thing within the fortified zone that might interfere with future artillery actions. Eruption of Mount Lassen Terrorizes Residents of Hat Creek Valley, Cal. Redding, Cal. LasBen Peak poured out another large eruption of ink-black smoke Sunday night, it was reported by returning automobile parties late Monday, who said that a rift in the rain clouds when they were at Viola had shown billows of smoke ascending to a considerable height. ' - , The volcanic avalanche from the crater of the peak wag: .diverted in its ruinous rush into old lava beds and the lower part of the . fertile Hat Creek valley was temporarily , saved from the threatening flood.- In epite Of the lull in Lassen's activity, a feeling of ter ror prevailed throughout the danger zone and more than 100 refugees re fuse o return to their homes. Kancners tooK aavantage oi me mountain's somnolence to return to their lands and drive their stock off to the high lands. ' ' ;'.- War Cost In Year Figured. Paris ' Captain Edmond '. Thery, widely known as an economist, esti mates that the total military expendi tures for the first year of the war will be 60 billion franca ($10,000,000,000) for the ' seven allies and 87 billion francs ($7,400,000,000) for Germany; Austria and Turkey. This makes an average of 7,250,000,000 francs ($1 440,000,000) a month, 242,000,000 francs (48,400,000) a day, 10,000,000 francs ($2,000,000) an hour". He be lieves Great Britain, France and Rus sia can support the strain more easily, .. Pope Justifies Position. . Paris A dispatch to the Temps from Rome says: "It is announced that Pope Benedict has prepared a doc ument justifying the Vatican for its decision to maintain absolute neutral' ity, but leaving Italian Catholics free to act in the war ' according to their own desires, without engaging the re sponsibility of the Holy See. It is said that the Pope will protest formally against the expulsion of the Austrian ambassador and the German ministers accredited to the Vaitican, declaring that it is contrary to the guarantees.' Italian Close to Enemy. London "Austrian and Italian forces are facing each other at some places only a half-mile apart," says the Geneva correspondent of the Daily Express. "The forces at the front are estimated at a million men on each side. The Austro-German headquar ters' staff has arrived at Trent and the Austrian have mounted artillery in the Stelvio Pass. A continuous stream of troops from the Tyrol is ar riving near tha Italian frontier." NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat: Bluestem, $1.16; forty-fold, $1.14; club, $1.11; red Fife, $1.06; red Russian, $1.04. : Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $26. 50(27 ton; Bhorts, $27.6028; rolled barley, $27.6028.B0. , Corn Whole, $35 ton; cracked, $36. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $15 16 ton; valley timothy, $1212.60; grain hay, $1012; ' alfalfa, $12.50 13.60. 1 , Vegetables Cucumbers, Oregon, 75c$1.10 dozen; artichokes, 75c doz en; tomatoes, $5 crate; cabbage, 21 3ic pound) celery, $3.60 crate; head lettuce, $1.252.25 crate; spinach, 6c pound; rhubarb, lljc pound; as paragus, 75c$1.25; eggplant, 25c pound; peas, 77Jc pound; beans, 10 12c; carrots, $1.501.76 sack; beets, $1.502; turnips, $1.602. Green Fruits Strawberries, Ore gon, 75c1.50 crate; apples, $11.75 box; cranberrries, $1112 barrel; cherries, Oregon, 810c pound; Cali fornia, $1.601.75 box; gooseberries, 45c pound. ; Potatoes Old, $1.752 sack; new, 65lc pound. , ' Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, case count, 19c; candled, 20c dozen. Poultry Hens, 1213c; broilers, 18 25c; turkeys, dressed, 22 24c; live, 18 20c; ducks, old, 9 12c; young, 1820c; geese, 89c. Butter Creamery prints, extras, 25c pound in case lots; c more in less than case lota; cubes, 21i22Jc. Veal Fancy,, 10llc pound. Pork Block, 1010Jc pound. Hops 1914 crop, 10104c pound; contracts, 11c pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, medium, 25c; Eastern Oregon, fine, 1820c; valley, 2328c; mohair, new clip, 321 Cascara bark Old and new, 44Jc pound. Grain bags Nominal, 77ic Cattle Best steers, $7.608.20; choice, $77.B0; medium, $6.767; choice cows, $6.256.80; medium, $5 5.75; heifers, $56.75; bulls, $3.50 5.75; stags, $56.75. Hogs Light, $7.168.Z5; heavy, $6.607.85. Sheep Sheared wethers, $6 7; sheared ewes, $45.75; sheared lambs, $67.60, Full wools $1 higher. . -0 i Mills Buying Wool. ' The Eastern . Oregon wool market is still inactive.! A number of buyers are out, but they are making no deter mined effort to?rocure wool, and the growers seem: content to : await the regular sales days before offering their clips. The rain and cold weather has delayed shearing for over a week and some of the scheduled public sales will be postponed until a later date, i In western Idaho, a .little business has been done on the basis of 23 to 25 cents in the grease, the scoured cost being estimated at about 65 to 67 cents.' . ' ' Wool purchases in Utah to date are estimated at over 6,000,000 pounds. The recent buying has been on the baBis of 20 to 22 cents for fine and to 25 cents for medium, the scoured basis being 60 cents and upward for fine and 67 to 68 cents for medium, Dealers have offered 25 cents freely in the Soda Springs and Triangle section and have obtained some wool, though most growers ask more. The famous wool clip was among those sold at SodaSprings. ISO Prize Chickens Lost. Kennewick, Wash. The houses, coops, pens and practically the entire flock of pure-bred White Leghorn chickens owned by Mounsey Bros, on their poultry ranch, three miles west of town were destroyed by fire one night this week. The Incubator-hoUBe, in which is located a mammoth 300-egg incubator, was saved, however. One hundred and fifty birds, many of which were prize-winners and with splendid laying records, were burned, while less than two dozen birds escaped. Moun sey Bros, for a number of years have been the largest breeders of fancy poultry in this section and among the largest in the state. Hardly enough of their famous strain has been left to start another flock. R. C. Mounsey, manager, announced that they will start another flock. Walla Walla Has Heavy Rains. Walla Walla Rains of the last two weeks have practically insured a rec ord wheat crop in the Frescott district unless unfavorable weather conditions should prevail later during the grow ing and maturing season, says b. a. Leonard, manager of the Portland Flour Mills, of Prescott. S. C. Con- rad. a Freewater district farmer here, said that exceptionally heavy rains in the Freewater and Hudson Bay sec tions have leveled much alfalfa, and farmers are expecting to have some difficulty in harvesting the first crop. Brownsville Cannery Plant Sold. Albany, Or. Arrangements where by the Linn and Benton Co-operative Growers' association will take over the Brownsville cannery were complet ed at a meeting of the directors of both institutions here. . The associa tion gives $10,000 worth of its stock for the Brownsville plant. ' The asso ciation will use the Brownsville can nery to handle its excess fruit and veg etable output this year. It iB expect ed that two canneries will be neces sary next season, and a new one prob ably will be built in Albany. Walla Walla Apple Crop Bumper, Walla Walla The Walla Walla ap ple crop will be approximately 450 car loads this year. This is the estimate of H. G. Barnes, manager of the Wal la Walla subcentral agency of the North Pacific Fruit Distributors and District Hortdculturalist Charles Gil breath. The Baker Langdon orchard will have nearly 150 carloads and in addition there are many new orcharus. Last year th crop was 800 carloads. WORLD'S DOINGS OF CURRENT WEEK Brief Resume of General News From All Around the Earth." UNIVERSAL HAPPENINGS IN A NUTSHELL Live News Items of All Nations and Pacific Northwest Condensed for Our Busy Readers. ! Italy places all blame on Austria for going into the war. German diplomats are busy trying to keep Roumania out of the war. The Austro-Germans ' are reported having captured 23,240 Russians near Przemyel. t. The French are reported having taken another German trench after a two weekB' battle. Lord Kitchener still retainB the post of Secretary of War in the new made over British cabinet. Italians invade 66-mile front of the Austrians, besides the fleet damages two Austrian battleships. . A Dayton, Ohio, girl is Buing a Linn county, Oregon, man for $10,000 for breach of promise, which was al leged to have been contracted by mail. All property of the British-American Tobacco company in Germany has been placed under German supervision, ac cording to the Berlin correspondent of the Telegraaf. South American business men are in session at Washington, D. C, and the needsjjand opportunities of their na tions are laid before the business men of the United States. , Baker, Ore., gives reception to wel come new Americans, which included a German, Englishman, Scotchman, Italian, Norwegian and a Swede, all of whom have sworn allegiance to the United States. A'.Vancouver, Wash., man, while de livering a coffin, was thrown from hiB "dead wagon" and killed. While passing a rural mail carrier the team became frigthened when the latter opened an umbrella. A Durham-Holstein cow belonging to A. W. Stevens, of Haynes Inlet, near Marshfield, Or., gave birth to three calves last Saturday, two males and a female, all lively and finely formed. Fifty persons were drowned when the Chilean steamer Maximiano brra zuris struck a reef and Bank near San tiago, Chile. The Maximiano Erra- zuris was a vessel of 1186 tons and 250 feet long. She was built in 1872. The Supreme Court of New York has denied a new trial to Charles Becker, the New York ex-police lieu tenant, who was found guilty in the first degree ofjaiding in the murder of Herman Rosenthal, a noted gambler. Thousands of hot apple pies were distributed at the celebration of Spo kane Day at the Panama-Pacific Ex position. A large delegation of the Spokane Ad Club was there to partici pate in the exercises. There were addresses and a musical program in the Washington building. Julia Walcott, one of the oldest ac tresses on the American stage, is dead in Chicago. She was 70 and had been playing parts since she was 6. She was playing at a downtown theater and was stricken after the show. She played with Richard Mansfield in "Peer Gynt and with Arnold Daly in "Steve." At a meeting of the National Con ference of Dunkards of the United States and Canada at Dayton Ohio, the denominational representatives unani mously decided that members should not own autmobiles. This question has faced the church for years. It was also decided not to sell whatever food is left over after the conference, but to give it to the poor. A black'rust scare sends up wheat prices on the Chicago market. Roumanians engage in demonstra tions against the Austro-Germans. General Leonard Wood declares that danger of invasion of America is in creasing. 1 Patriotism is at'fever heat in Rome over the entry of Italy into the Euro pean war. Ten days' run at the Cornucopia mine, in Eastern Oregon, gave an out put of $20,000. The Italian parliament has con ferred on the cabinet full power to act in the war question. A fruit steamer on the Atlantic coast reports having sighted the "at tacking fleet ' of the American navy, which is engaged in practice maneuvers. Advices from Mitylene confirm the destruction of the Turkish forts at Kilid Bahr, on the Dardanelles, and state that the bombardment of other forts still continues. A senior student in the mining de partment of the University of Cali fornia has invented a process for elim ination of the poisonous gases given off .in copper smelting. Riga, a Russian port on the Baltic, is reported captured by the Germans and a big naval battle is said to have been fought. John D. Rockefeller, Jr., denies; having bad anything to ao witn aireci- ing the Colorado operators' moves against the coalRtrikers. Food has become so scarce in Mexico City that the inhabitants are facing starvation, and General Carranza has been appealed to by the international committee there. The American Red Croea society also has been asked to take steps to relieve the situation. 'jL S!? I ZRtianSTaroestv i ' Shoes fa Whole Family Fire Sale Prices! M L , a Baby Shoes, 10c Girls' Shoes, 50c J yyf Children's Shoes, 49c ladies' Shoes, 75c I ' JfilJ V I Roys' Shoes, 50c Men's Shoes, $1.00 1 Vi X fV ROYAL SHOE CO., PORTLAND, ORE. Mushrooms 8omewhat Neglected. Th artificial oroduction of mush rooms is carried on In Europe to an extent never attempted here, though the growing of them in America Is Mniriiv inr-raARlna-. mushroom "barns" being available In cellars, caves, stables, fields, outhouses or all Jtinas. It Is one of the many attractive spec tacles of the great markets of Paris to see high pyramids of mushrooms, fresh from the "farms," white as snow and of whose IubcIous edible qualities there-can be no doubt. Aiding the Memory. Concentration and practice are the ehlef needs In memorizing poetry and dramatic lines. Competition seems to be the best way to stimulate concen tration in children If they are not suf fering from nervous troubleB, and youngsters will And It most interest ing to do these memory feats against time. A race to learn a poem may be as Interesting as a hundred-yard dash. Adding columns of figures against time is not only Interesting but ex ceedlngly practical. ; T m ' - Til t..lly.a bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Bound to Be Seen, iittlo Mr. Einstein, a traveling salesman, found himself far .away from home, and naturally very lone some. He knew not a soul in the ho tel at which he was staying and he decided that he must attract some at tention at anv cost. Presently a bell- bop came through the lobby paging a Mr. Murpny. Mr. Murpnyi uoonuui ed. At this point Mr. Einstein jumped ud and hollered; "Say, boy, vat ini tials?" Everybody's. - Tribute to the Ancient Romans. The Avezzano region was not un known to the Romans and the old Roman roads across the mountains may Btlli be traced in places. A man beside the way of whom the distance was asked, replied: "By the Roman road it is so far." -Thomas Nelson Page in Scribner's Magazine. A Great Truth. This seems to be a great truth, In any exile or chaos whatsoever, mat anrrnw was not elven us for sorrow's sake, but always and infallibly as a lesson tor us irom wnicn wb w learn somewhat; and which, the some what once learned, ceases to be sor row. Thomas Carlyle. Her Way of Putting It "When I proposed to Blanche she asked me If I was a new recruit." "What did she mean?" "She wanted to know if I had ever participated in an engagement before." Boston Transcript. Wise Kid. A confirmed tippler remarked in the' presence of his little son that at one period he didn't touch a drop for two years. "Pa," said the little fel low, "was that your first two years?" . The Price They Pay. " Little Lola "Do people have to pay to get into heaven?" Small Elmer "Sure, they do. They have to be good." Chicago News. AGENTS Sell Oregon-grown etock, the fineet there le: big demand; good commiuiona, SALEM NURSERY CO., Salem, Oregon. LEARN AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND DRIVING at the beet equipped, most up-to-date and only practical Automobile School In the Northwest. L.&M. Auto Repair Co.; 369 HiwfJwfM At. Ptrtkid, Or YOUNG MAN, BE A BARBER. Learn a Trade. Be Independent Trade taught in eight weeke, tools free. Commissions paid while learning; positions secured. Write for free catalog1, MOHLER COLLEGES, Portland, 48 N. 2nd SU Spokane, 226 Main Ave.; Seattle, 109 Main St. WEEKS' BREAK -UP-A-COLD TABLETS A Guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist u s good, l ane nouung eise. aqv. "USE THE RIVER" Dalles-Columbia Line State of Washington, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Kmpire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St. Dock. leL nam 613. Wiluette ini Colonial River Tomnf Co., Portlud. That Boy Again. The boy stood on the burning deck, whence all but he had fled. Th smudge pot filled the air with smoke, the Ted fire glowed real red. Th thunder roared, the lightnings flashed,! and still he would not go. "For It I did I'd spoil," quoth he, "the motion picture show." The camera clicked,' the film rolled on, the boy was burn ing money. That picture made him a repute, and bought his bread and! honey. ' ' - - ' ' ; - Efficiency. The truly efficient man is so much of a unit, so absorbed In his vocation, that the selfconBciousness due to self analysis, which eats up strength, is un known to him. It a fellow does a thing well he la eaught in the arms of a Joy that takes his mind away from himself; if badly, he becomes cor, roded by anxiety. Bishop Brent. Fashion Editor's Idea. "There Is nothing more Important to a woman than saving her soul," shout ed the evangelist "Unless it is keep ing her shape," murmured the fashion editor, who had been sent to report the proceedings. 8L Louis Globo-Democrat OVERALLS') ALU RIGHTS RESERVED Keep Kids Kleen The most practical, healthful, playtime firmcnti ever Invented (or children 1 to 8 yean of tie. Made in one piece 1 with drop back. Easily flipped on or off. fcaiiiy wmiDed, no attt elude banda to nop circulation. Made in blue denim, and blue and white hickory atrlpet for, all the year round. Alto lijhter wcliht material for tummer wear. All pnacnta trimmed with fan red or blue falatea. Made in Dutch neck wiu elbow aleerea andaigo neck and lone tic ere. 75c the suit If your dealer cannot rapply yoa, we will tend them, cbarcea prepaid on receipt of price, 75c each. Suit flYEEi Rio I Mod, By jni Strauss A Co., San Francisco TO Jogging Your Horses? Tour stallions, as well as your racing prospects, ar shed ding their coats, or have done so, and are susceptible to tha weather changes. Have on hand your "standby'1 6P0HN'8 COMPOUND. It has stood the test for 17 years. All drug gists sell It, or horse goods houses. Bottle, 60 cents and $1; doaen, $5 and $10. 8POHN MEDICAL CO., C hem lata, Goahen, Ind. All Blood Disorders Quickly Driven Avay Astonishing Results VIHh tha Greatest Blood Purifier Ever Discovered. Strength, Power, Accomplishment are all typified In S. S. S. Bome blood disorders become, deenlv rooted In the gland, and tissue, and the mistake la mad of resorting t. drutlo druse. The, only arirravate My causing other and worn troubles. A host of peo ple know this to be true. Thar know from painful experience. To get right down Into where the blood Is vitiated requires 8. 8. 8. the greatest blood purifier ever discovered. This remarkable remedy contains one ingredient, the active purpose of whick Is to stimulate the tissues to the healthy selection of its own essential nutriment and the medicinal dements of this match less blood purlner are just as essential to well balanced heejtti aa the nutritious elements of the meats, grains, fata and sugars of our dally food. Not only this, but If tron the presence of some disturbing poison there is a local er general Interference of nutrition to causa boils, carbuncle, abscesses and kindred troubles. 8. S. . so directs th local calls that this poison Is rejected and. eliminated from their presence. Then. too. 8. 8. a. has such spedfle stimulation on these local cells as to pre serve their mutual welfare and a proper relative assistance, to each other. In a very brief Urns 8. 8. 8. has ths reconstructive process so under contra that remarkable changes are obseved. All eruptive places heal, mysterious pains and aches Have disappeared, and from head to foot there Is a conscious sensation of re newed health. . From the fact that 8. B. 8. Is purely a botanical preparation. It Is accepted by the weakest stomach and has great tonle Influence. Not one drop of drugs ev minerals la used in Its preparation. Ask for 8. 8. 8. and Insist upon having It. And If you desire skillful advice upon any matter concerning the blood and ekbs write to The 8wlft Spedfle Co., its twin Bid it, Atlanta, Ga. Do not allow some sealoua clerk to lamp the atmosphere ra eloquence over something Just aa goooT as S, & S, ilewar at aa sesintsrfellea