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Remembered That Jock Robinson, having been making merry with some boon companions, finally took his leave and got aboard a street car. Soon he was fast asleep, but was finally aroused by the con ductor calling "Robinson street!" Sleepy and befuddled, Jock made an swer, "It's no. I treated last time." Politeness III Rewarded. "A man kin be too polite an' obllg- In'," said Uncle Eben. "I know a man dat stood wlfout klckln' while his wife dressed him up In a fancy loungln' coat an' a gorgeous necktie an' a smok ln' cap. Den she Inspected him an' decided dat she couldn't live wlf such ' a lookln' man, nohow." Heirs Got Three Cents More. Once a tightwad went to the store to get a piece of rope. The store keeper sold his rope at eight cents per pound. Mr. Tightwad said as he only wanted to tie up a calf he would take Ave cents worth. He got the rope. That evening bis folks found him hang ing In the barn dead. Compliment for Grandpa. Grandpa was visiting- In a family where there was a little girl named Lucille. After he had gone someone said, "Well, Lucille, what do you think of grandpaT" "Oh," she said, "I think bs is Just awful cute." Horticultural Crime. - They say that the chief trouble lh raising grapefruit Is to keep It from being as large as a pumpkin; and to have to sell all that for 10 cents would provoke lo tears. St. Louis Globe-Democrat - Use for Damaged Diamonds, Diamonds that cannot be worked are sold under the name of "bort" and used tor various purposes. Splinters of bort are made Into delicate drills ' for drilling artltlclal teeth and other exceedingly hard substances, gems, etc Quick Relief When Utterly Worn Out Getting the Blood in Order Is Required By Most People. Washington, D. C Germany prob ably will repudiate the action of the captain of the Prim Eitel Friedrich in sinking the American ship, William P. Frye, and make reparation for the loss of the vessel and cargo, in the opinion of German officials here. Inasmuch as the United States and Germany are in accordance on the question of shipping foodstuffs from a neutral country to civilians in belliger ent territory, no issue is expected to be raised by Germany over the right of the cargo to be sent to its destina tion without interruption. Count von Bemstorff, the German ambassador, after a visit to the State department, indicated that he believed the case would be settled witnout much difficulty. He told Counsellor Lansing what the captain of the Print Eitel had told Captain Boy-Ed, the naval attache of the German embassy, as to the sinking of the American ship, but the ambassador reserved his opin ion on the action of the commander, saying he had no instructions from his government. Captain Tbiericnens, or tne rnnz Eitel, informed Captain Boy-Ed that his only guide while . at sea and for months out of communication with his government was the declaration of London. This would permit the destruction of a neutral prize if car rying a cargo more than half of which could be proved to be contra band, provided it was impossible to take the vessel to a home port without endangering the captor warship. - Aviator Lincoln Beachey Plunges to Death in Bay San Francisco The spectacular ca reer of Lincoln ueacney, one oi me most daring of American aviators, was ended Sunday when he fell to his death at the Panama-Pacific exposition in plain sight of thousands of spectators. Beachey, was attempting his second flight of the day at 8 :45 p. m. when the fatal accident occurred. Having previously electrified the crowd with a series of aerial somersaults, tne in trepid airman sought to add an addi tional thrill by making one or. the sen' sational perpendicular dropa which featured his. flights.. The accident was attributed to the fact that Beachey entrusted his life for the first time to a new monoplane and an exceptionally large crowd was attracted to see whether he would attempt the same breath-taking stunts in the new ma chine that had made him and his trim little biplane famous. On the first flight of the day every thing worked properly and all the familiar evolutions were Indulged in with the exception of the perpendicu lar drop. This Beachey had saved for the final climax and this, too, proved too much for the fabric of the monoplane. The machine was at an altitude oi about 8000 feet when Beachey shut off his power. For several hundred feet the machine dropped head on for the earth and then the aviator graBped his control levers to adjust the planes for the graceful descent which character ised his previous nights. At this Instant the wings crumpled like a collapsed umbrella and the aero plane, turning over and over In Its fall, plunged Into San Francisco bay, narrowly missing a vessel lying at the government transport docks. Relief Sent to Palestine. Philadelphia Loaded with food and clothing contributed toward the relief of the needy of the Holy Land and sup plies for the United States battleships North Carolina and Tennessee, now In the Mediterranean, the United States collier Vulcan sailed from this port Monday for Jaffa, Palestine. The re lief cargo represents an expenditure of 1150,000 by the American Jewish relief committee and its principal con stituent is flour. L. H. Levin, of Baltimore, and E. W. L. 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Red mond, leader of the Irish Nationalist party, In a speech to 6000 persons here, pointed out that he had often ad dressed meetings of Irishmen in Man- cheater, but never before an assem blage of Irishmen and Englishmen "firmly united In a common purpose. Figures to February 16, he said, show that 99,700 Irishmen from Ireland have joined the colors, 116,000 from other parts of the United Kingdom and enough more from tha dominions to bring the total up to 250,000. Battle Won Underground. Pain A subterranean struggle has been in progress for several months near the Alger farm, east of Rheims, says an official note which describes the mining and countermining. In one instance the French and Ger man sappers raced for an advan tageous position, hearing the blows of each others' picks. The French arrived where they wanted to be and exploded 1400 pounds of lyddite, wrecking the enemy's gallery and asphyxiating the Germans working in it General Pan Praises Foe. Berlin The following Was given out by the Overseas News agency "At a reception in Bucharest to Gen eral Pau, the French commander, dur ing his recent visit to Roumania, the general said: 'He who baa not seen a German army cannot Imagine it It is a hoat of heroes, unique in his tory.' " Alpaca. In spite of attempts to Introduce the alpaca Into countries away from Its na tive habitat, failure has attended them. It is rarely found below an altitude ot 5,000 feet. Its wool Is of an exceedingly fine luster and qual ity, and occasionally attains a length of six Inches. Our Work. It's as simple as the rule ot three. It we make light of our work by using it for our own ends, our work will make light of us, and aa we are the weaker, we shall suffer. Kipling. 8ueplclous. When a man starts oft by announc ing that he vlewa something more In sorrow than in anger we always sus pect that he Is really pretty mad about It. How to Drive a Nail. 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I consider It a God seud to suffering humanity for the diseases for which you recommend it and have recommended it to many sufferers. N. L. HUQQINS, Sobol, Okla. Porsonally appeared before me this 20lh of September, 1909, N. L. Hug- gins, who subscribed the above state- ment and made oath that the same Is true In eubstance and In fact W. A. PAQET. J. P. - Letter to ttt. Kilmer Co., Blnajhamton, N.V. Prove What Swamp-Moot Wll De ror Yo, Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer It Co , Blnghamton, N. Y., for a sample slse bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable Information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar site bottles tor sale at all diug stores. Portland The local wheat market, for the first time in several weeks, is entirely independent of Chicago. Prices hero were firm and higher, whereas in the Eastern market the close found May wheat lie lower. The Chicago decline followed a renewal of peace talk and consequent fears of a cessation of export demand, but in the Portland market local conditions alto gether governed prices. There was buying lor jouropean ac count here, as well as inquiry from Japan, and also evidence of support from miller. Wheat in the North west is believed to be now generally in stronar hands. ' Considerable stress is laid by the wool trade upon the possibility that the exportation of wool from Australia to this country is about to be facili tated. The fact that purchases have been made In the commonwealth this season by Boston houses at figures which make the scoured cost laid down here ridiculously low, compared with quotations in the American market, is considered important. It is believed that the ability to get the wools com ing hero would have considerable bear ing on the primary domestic markets, in view of the fact that the Australian wools have been secured so cheaply. Some defective wools have been bought at figures which mean' less than half a dollar laid down in Boston, the scoured pound. Such wools are very cheap, even should they have to be carbon ized. On this basis, therefore, it is not strange that developments in Mel bourne, Sydney and London have been watched carefully by wool men, with an eye towards ascertaining the possi bilities in regard to shipment of me rinos. The latest reports, in connec tion with the arrangement involving the Textile Alliance, is that "the British board of trade, Insofar a the requirements of Great Britain and allied countries will allow, will grant licenses to export merino wool, tops, noils and black face wool to the United States, if consignment is made in ac cordance with an agreement entered into with the alliance.. The assortment of early vegetables, mostly from California, is steadily in creasing. Green peas are now being offerd at 1820c. Asparagus was firmer at 1820c, owing to cold weather in the South. Sweet potatoes have advanced steadily and are now quoted at Sic Local hothouse rhu barb was in fair supply at ll12c Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $27.60 28.60 ton; shorts, $29.60; roiled barlev. (83(3184. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $14 16; valley timothy, $12.60; grain hay, $1012; alfalfa, $1213. Vegetables Cucumbers, hothouse, $1.26(31.60 dozen; peppers, 8086c Dound: artichokes. 76c dozen; toma toes, $4.60 crate; cabbage, He pound; celery. $3.76 crate; cauliflower, ft; sprouts, 89e pound; head lettuce, $2 crate: hothouse lettuce, Ibe box; squash, lie pound; spinach, $1.26 box; hothouse rhubarb. 10fi)12c pound; as paragus, 1822c; eggplant, 80c; peas, 18S)20c; carrots, $1.26 sack; beets, $1.26: parsnips. $1.26. Green Fruits AppleB, 76c$1.60 box; cranberries, $11(3)12 barrel. Potatoes Oregon, $11.10 sack; Yakima, $11.26; Idaho, $1.10; potatoes, 10c pound; sweet potatoes, 81c pound. Onions Oregon, selling price, $1 sack, country polntB. Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, case count, 1819c, according to quantity; candled. 20c. Poultry Hens, 18i14c pound; broilers, 1820c; turkeys, dressed, 20c; live, 16c; ducks, ll16c; geese, 89c. Butter Creamery, prints, extras, 34 Je pound In case lots; Jc more in less than case lots; cubes, 2829c. Veal Fancy, llj12c pound. Pork Block, 99ic pound. Hops 1914 crop, 1316c; 1913 crop. 1314c. Hides Salted hides, 16c; salted bulls, 10c; salted kip, 16c; salted calf, 19c; green hides, 181c; green bulls, 9c; green kip, 16c; green calf, 19c; dry hides, 26c; dry calf, 28c. Wool Eastern Oregon, coarse, 22 26c; Eastern Oregon, fine, 1820c; valley, 26c, nominal; mohair, new clip. 26(ffi27c Cascara bark Old and new, 41c pound. Cattle Prime steers, $7.607.80; choice $7.267.60; medium, $6.76 7.26; choice cows, $66.60; medium, $66.26; heifers, $66.26; bulls, $3.606; stags, $4.60(3)6. Hogs Light, $6.Z67.Z0; heavy, $6.906.60. Sheep Wethers, ibwr.bo: ewes, $6(3)6.60: lambs. $7(3)8.60. Tacoma Hay Clover, 16)17; wheat, $1416; Ellensburg. $1719; mixed, $1718; alfalfa, $1416. Feed Corn, $37; wheat, $48; whole barley, $3636; rolled, $37; shorts, $88; bran, $31; oats, $89; rolled oats, $40. Cabbage Baldhead, 2c; Winlng- stedt, 21c; flat Dutch, 2c. Potatoes Yakima, $20 ton; White River, $1718; sweets, $8.60 cwt; Early Rose seed, $60. Carrot Local, $1. Beets Home-grown, $11.25. Turnip Per tack, $1.86. Onions Green, 20c dozen; Walla Walla, $1.76 box; Yakima, $1.60. Radishes Local, 20c dozen bunches. Lettuce Head, $2.26 crate. Spinach Local, 6c pound; Walla Walla, $1.10 a box. Celery $463)4.60. Rutabagas $1.76 sack. Cauliflower $2.26 crate. Artichokes 76c dozen. Brussels sprouts 8o pound. Rhubarb Hothouse, 1012c Asparagus 20c pound. Fresh Meat Steers, 121c; cows, 12c; heifer. 1212ie; wethers, 121c; dressed hogs, 111c; trimmed aides, 161c; combinations, 16c; lambs, 16c; Diamond T. C., 161c; yearlings, 14c; ewes, 111. Poultry Ducks, live. 1012c; hens, dressed, 16 18c; live, 10 14c; springs, dressed, 22c; live, 1416e; squabs, live, $2.60 dozen; dressed, $6; turkeys, live, 18c; dressed, 28S0c; geese, 20c Butter Washington creamery, S3 84e. Eggs Fresh ranch, 20 22c. $5 Sends a Splendid Grafonola to Your Home With Individual Record Ejector $85 s Or with 23 double disc records 46 selections) all for $100. Can be had on new easy payment plan of $8 a month A small first payment secures im mediate possession of this incom parable instrument of music and j, a fine set of 46 selections (23 J double-disc records). Buyers , may order them by title or VV number or we will supply v a lot on free trial and subject to exchange. If you have been waiting for the opportunity to buy a specially good instrument some time at a price within reach, and on your terms, here it is. 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"The United Kingdom of Great Brit ain and Ireland" has, since January 1, 1801, been the official title of the po litical unity composed of England, Scotland and Ireland. In this sense the word "British" applies to Ireland, but in no other. Politically the "Brit ish Isles" Include England, Scotland and Ireland. Crltlo Seldom Wins Love, It you would be loved as a compan ion, avoid unnecessary criticism upon those with whom you live. Arthur Helps. - Came Together. George and Robert are twins. On day when they were about eight a . little playmate neighbor boy of about the same ago came running up to where they were playing In the yard with this startling exclamation: "Oh, say, I got a little brother at my bouse; he came last night." "Huh, that's nothing," . said George, "I brought my brother with me when I came." Rheumatism Just put a few drops of Sloan's on the painful spot and the pain stops. It is really wonderful how quickly Sloan's acts. 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