A STRONG DEFENSE against general weakness can only be established and maintained by keep ing the digestion good and liver and bowels active. , HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS will help wonderfully in "restoring the "inner man" to a strong and normal condition. the WESCO SYSTEM of PENMANSHIP teaches rov HOW TO WRITE. IT IS THE BEST. ROOK BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED "Vwl 182 PAGES, BY MAIL, 75c NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dave Houston, Prop. H. B. Thoranes, Mar. Thoroughly modem. 101 Rooms of comfort. Mod erate Prices. Three minutes' walk from "Union Depot. Writ for rates. 72 H SiHa Si. PORTLAND. OR Dont'f Fop Dancers. It takes more than rules to produce good conduct Where a proper spirit prevails rules are superfluous. This is particularly true In regard to danc ing, wnen people or refinement dance with their friends they do not need any long list of rules and regulations hanging before their eyes. Their na tural sense of the fitness of things insures an observance of all the pro prieties. Unfortunately an Innate sense of modesty and of the fitness of tmngs can not be trusted to regulate the public dance hall. Here rules are necessary to insure an observance of the proprieties. The public dance hall InsDectors of Elizabeth, N. J., have set forth suc cinctly correct rules for partners in rive "dont's." They could not be out more tersely: Don t hop. Don't dip. Don't breathe In the lady's face. Don't hold the lady too close. Don't wave the arms up and down. All forms of dipping and "rolling of tne shoulders" are forbidden by the dance censors as vulgar. These re strictions should not spoil the sport, for the average patron of the dance ball. Francis Frear in Leslie s. IDEAS ft 9. OOO offered for curtnln invention . Book"Howto01tn (a Patent" and "What to Invent" aunt free. Send rough sketch for free report as to patentability. Patents ad vertised for aule at oar expense la Man nfartiirfirs Joiirtifiln, CHANDLEE & CHANDLEE, Pst At Ally's to.uY.efs 1034 F. St. Vtulunstan. 0. & TYPHOID Is no more necessary thanSmallpox. Army experience htl demonstrated the altnoit miraculous effi cacy, and harmiesmesi, of Antityphoid Vaccination. Be vaccinated NOW by your physician, you and our family. It Is more vital than haute Insurance. Alls your physician, druselat, or send for "Have you bad Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, results from use, and danger from Typhoid Canieis. THE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAL SODUCIHS VACCIMSS S SBBUHS UHDIS II. S. SOV. LlClaSS ' Unfair Advantage. James The rain falls alike on the Just and unjust. Jones True, but the unjust man Is generally provided with the jUBt man's umbrella. Pittsburg Dispatch. Time to Pay One's Bills, A man who has the money but who hasn't time to pay his bills is lazy, and that's all there Is to It Atchison Globe. HOW TO SUCCEED During the last few years, condi tions In all lines of business, even pro fessional life, have changed so com pletely that every man Is waking up to the fact that in order to win suc cess he must specialize and learn to do some one thing and do it well. So It is with any article that is sold to the people. It must have genuine merit or no amount of advertising will maintain the demand for the article. For many years druggists have watched with much Interest the re markable record maintained by Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great Kid ney, Liver and Bladder Remedy. From the very beginning the proprietors had so much confidence in it that they Invited every one to test it. It is a physician's prescription. They have on file thousands of un solicited letters received from former sufferers who claim they are now en joying good health as a result of its use. However, if you wish first to try a sample bottle, address Dr. Kilmer & Co., Blnghamton, N. Y., enclose ten cents and mention this paper. They will promptly forward you a sample bottle by Parcel Post. Regular sizes for sale at all drug gists fifty-cents and one-dollar. Not Forgetting Blackwell's. "What are the most Important is lands on the globe?" asked the geo graphy teacher. And without hesitation the boy from New York answered: "Ellis, Manhattan and Coney." Washington Star. . They Often Do. "Marriage is said to be a contract." "Yes, and it is about the only con tract wherein both parties can set up strong claims to getting the worst of it. Louisville Courier-Journal, YOUR OWN DRUGGIST Wil l TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Keniedy for Red, Weak, Watery Byes and Grauulatru Eyelid.; No Hinartlng J ns. Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye y mall Free. Murine Eye Remedy (Jo., Chicago, . ,. Defined. A statesman Is a politician with wnom you agree. A politician Is a statesman with whom you disagree, Life. ' . r a iiiiri I KOW-KURfc, th Brunt nw merilptnu. ha such a .-jj wonderfiil tonic ulfectontlHiLfeiilUI and diiftwtive is orffariB that man v eow ailment enmmnnlu r.wnni. i) IF1 ? tfrlHi" cn. he prevented or promptly rn- :.U Kw Knr fl invahiubl. tn trMtdig Abortion. VM 75 HaUlnttriAfUHWrth. Uarr.ri.i.asL link L.iT Mil UninUMf Mini ASSOCIATION LftNMillll, n. ra Kuinri ArtoMilrtji, Hurt !;S tngtMicI Lost A)..tlU. SPE ltt hy t,ml tlrnl-r ft ill SOe and 1.00. Vt.liii.i.1. in 'The Cuw Doctor," tnt. -.! 1IB. .Ill BSWimJ JJ5ilWKW!!(lRj'(5. V,1' I ssseMlMsilsaSaaiM The Finishing Touch. The young man hesitated to believe the statement of her little brother that the young lady was not at home. He repeated the question, at the same time displaying a quarter. The boy eyed it longingly and again replied in the negative. "But didn't she leave a message for me?" asked the disappointed Bwain, "Yes," said the lad and nothing more. As one who sees a great light, the young man tossed him the coin. "Now," he said, "out with the mes sage." -... "She Bald she's not gonna see you any more and you're not to give me any money." Philadelphia Ledger. One Reason. "I wonder why there are so few women architects?" "Perhaps women are afraid they might be called designing creatures." Yale Record. , THIS WOMAN'S SICKNESS Quickly Yielded To Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. BrMgeton, K. J.-"I want to thank yon thousand times for the wonderful Rood Lydia E. Pink- ham'! Vegetable Compound has done for me. I Buffered very much from female trouble. I had bearing down pains, was Irregular and at times could hardly walk across the room. I was inable to do my housework or attend to my baby I was go weak. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound did me a world of good, and now I am strong and healthy, can do my work and tend my baby. I advise all Buffering women to take It and get well as I did." Mrs. FANNIB Cooper, E.F.D., Bridgeton, N.J. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record of being the most successful remedy for female Ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on file in the rinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., seem to prove tills fact. For thirty years it has been the stand ard remedy for female ills, and has re stored the health of thousands of women who have been troubled with such ail ments as displacements, inflammation, Ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc. If yon want special advice write to Lydia B. l'lnkliam Med icine Co., ( confidential ) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence. NEWS NOTES OF CURRENT WEEK Resume of World's Important Events Told in Brief. It Couldn't Stand the Shock. "Confound the luck." ' "What's troubling you now?'' "I sent a poem to a magailn and now I see that It has failed." "Too bad I But cheer up, maybe they won't sue you for damages." Puck. ' Questions and Answers. "You are thoroughly familiar with public questions, of course." "I know 'em all by heart" renlled Senator Sorghum. "But I must admit that aa time goes by I don't feel quite so certain about some of the answers." Washington Star. Banish the "Blues!" ' ttypo have that depressed feeling It's more than like that mar Wood it out of order impoverished or Doisoned. Th?re .onlv 0M tMntt that will titer your present eondltlon- uiai s to restore your stomach to normal health and strength. For vl uuwusua swmocn cannot make good blood. If your digestion is bad your food wiU not make the good blood which uvuiuiiea uuuy, unun, nean ana nerve. Hsaisi helps the stomach to do its work naturally and Drooerlv. StimuLtu , Thn ItVA The aniM la 1 ' ft, i . " . . ,. . . - jawii unu sruiu uuieon. ana mrmn la nnnnati over? onran is reiuvanatarl. Innbuul m ii,. p.,. ...... j strong, equal to any task or op to any pleasure. This trreat: ramMv hatsi mvitrswl It. tawu.tr. 1 iSwirr.. j J v uv 1 TlaS "P: . BOI.a y netucuie dealers vi uuuiu aurui ur KJI1U ouc lor Lriui rwix ttv mail aotr ff Dr-ThrMSCnsi. -aui-Mce.Biia, Seven persons are injured in Seattle. when a jitney bus turns turtle on a prominent thoroughfare. A Catholic priest and his house keeper are found murdered in - their home in New Britain, Conn. Music by an orchestra in New York, was heard over a long distance tele phone by Mayor Rolph, in San Francisco. French artillerymen succeed in bringing down a German aeroplane, the machine, however, fell in the.Ger man lines. ' Lease of lakes Summer and Ebert. in Oregon, containing valuable salt deposits, was ratified by the house of representatives. Large orders for barrel staves from the Armours Packing company, Chi cago, are received by Aberdueen, Wash., sawmills. Notes to England and Germany con cerning the "war zone" and the use of the Stars and Stripes by belligerent countries, is ready for transmission by the United States, , f A deputy sheriff at Chehalis. Wash- shoots a 16-year-old boy, who was flee ing irom the training school. The bov is not seriously injured and the denutv claims the shot was accidental. Ex-President Taft writes a letter to professor in Harvard university that the ban put on munitions of war by the United States may sometime react to the detriment ofthis country. Twenty-one miners lose their lives in a British Columbia mine when a shot is fired that penetrates an old abandoned mine filled with water. The entire crew was trapped and downed. The first girl born in Avezzano. Italy, since the earthquake arrived in the village Wednesday. She was bap tized and given the name of Eieana Amata Eegina Italia, which means Helena, beloved Queen of Italy. Outside of these questions of inter national law, the chief interest lies in the fighting in the Eastern zone, the operations in the West having lapsed into a period of calm, with only a few small engagements on narrow fronts, wnicn can nave little effect on the campaign as a whole. Lists were distributed amonsr the Berlin households for reporting to the municipal authorities of the members of families. The lists will be used as basis in the distribution of bread tickets, beginning February 12. About 4,000,000 tickets will be issued weekly. A great rush of housewives to buy potatoes has been observedin the markets for several days. The American steamer Wilhelmina, with grain aboard for Hamburg, has arrived at Falmouth It was thought possible that she had been ordered there by one of the British patrol ships, as the British government had announced its intention of preventing her from proceeding to Germany and of submitting the question of her cargo to a prize court. A dispatch from Falmouth, however, says that the captain of the Wilhelmina declared he had proceeded to that port of his own free will. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS. blockade of Eng- SesadSl ose-eeirt tempt te pan ecaslaf m!r oa Im smaanM MMtulAdtUer, luUO pwa.rtlOud. Address lr Germans declare iish Channel. The worst snow storm in manv years is visiting xvebraska, President Wilson's veto of the liter acy test law is sustained by the house. Austria gives UD valuable territory in uaiicia to me itussianB. A Eugene, Or., eirl ooens a boil witn a pin and dies of blood poisoning. The British completely renulse an anacK on tne Suez canal by the Turks. The Germans are reDorted to have captured a mile of trenches from the Belgians. The English parliament has taken action to control the prices of wheat. a j ' uuur ana coal. A Portland girl of 20 is 'arrested on charge of polveamv. She nlanrln ignorance or tne law, It Is announced bfflciallv that llfiS nriusn omcers have been commis sioned from the ranks since the out break, of the war. Centralis, Wash., citizens dennrt 1A I. W. Ws. by loadimr them on a north. bound freight train, after they had pent, a nignt in Jail, Lieutenant Sharps, of the Canadian contingent of the Royal Flying Corps, was killed while flying at Shoreham. ungiana. aa was returning from a trip when his biplane suddenly dived to the earth. The machine was smashed and Lieutenant Sharps died wiuiin a tew minutes. Emperor Nicholas left Tsarskoe-Saln for the front. He was accompanied as far as the railway station by the Em press Alexandra and his daughters. Ihe Japanese cruiser Asama is wrecked on the rocks off the coast of Lower California, and will h a total loss. A U. S. war vessel is ordered to give all possible aid. While shaking hands with a friend William Rose, a mattress-maker, 48 years old, of Portland. Or., dislocated his shoulder so severely that he was taken to the police emergency hospital for treatment. , The Southern Pacific will soend tan . 000,000 to build a ship and rail ter minal at San Francisco. The American steamer Colon, for merly a Mexican vessel, has grounded on the bar at the entrance to the har bor of Topolobampo. A heavy norther is blowing and the steamer's plight is reported to be critical. By unanmious vote the Socialists of France condemned the peace campaign of Sebastian Faure and put themselves on record as in fsvor of continuing the struggle until France is victorious and until German imperialism is crushed. Portland The egg market is hold ing steady at the 126-cent basis for large lots, case count. Efforts have been made by some dealers to break the price still further, but without suc cess, as receipts so far have not been heavy. It is only the backwardness of buyers that has broughtftbe market to tne present level. There was a little better demand for poultry and the market Was a shade firmer. - Dressed meat receipts were small and the market was quiet. .there is a' very fair movement in the apple market. Dealers report a better demand for dollar fruit than any time this winter. Heretofore the inquiry has been almost wholly for the cheaper apples. The big January buying movement in the hop market appears to have ex tended into February, although dealers report a slowing down of operations with some of.the more important buy ers withdrawn from the market. ; The Pierce Riggs crop of 107 bales. at Independence, was sold'to Durbin & Connoyer at 12 cents. Dorcas Bros, bought the Twin Woo crop of 814 bales at aalem at 12 cents. H. L. Hart bought the Wolf lot of 96 bales at St. Louis at 12 cent, 63 bales from W. Johnson, of Clatskanie, at 11 cents, the Balch crop of 40 bales at Silverton, at Hi cents, and the old and new hops of Gearin & Vandall, of Newberg, paying 11 cents for 60 bales of 1914s and 6 cents for 86 bales of 1918s. Wheat Bid: Bluestem, $1.66: forty-fold, $1.64; club, $1.62: red Russian, $1.46: red Fife, $1.49. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $30.60 31.50 ton; shorts, $32.6033.60; rolled barley, $3889. Corn White, $87 tonj'cracked, $38. Hay Eastern Oregon timothy, $14 16 ton; valley timothy, $12.60; grain hay, $1012; alfalfa, $1213. Vegetables Cucumbers, hothouse. $1.261.60 dozen; eggplant, 810c pound; peppers, $4 crate; artichokes, 8690c dozen; tomatoes, $1.76 crate; cabbage, Hie pound; beans, 12c; cel ery, $2.60 crate; cauliflower, $2.26; sprouts, 8c pound; head lettuce, $1.86 2 crate; squash, lc pound; carrots, $1.26 sack; beets,; $1.25; parsnips, $1.26. Green Fruits Apples, 76c$1.60 per box; casabas, $1.66 crate; cran berries, $11 barrel. " Potatoes Oregon, $11.26 Back; Yakima, $1.101.16; sweet potatoes, 2c pound. ; Onions Oregon selling price, $1 sack, country points. Eggs Fresh Oregon ranch, case count, 2526c; candled, 2728c. Poultry Hens, 12c pound; broilers, 1820c; turkeys, dressed, 21c; live, 18c; ducks, 1314c; geese, llg12c Butter Creamery, prints, extras, 32c pound in case lots; ic more in less than case lots; cubes, 2526c. Veal Fancy, HJ12c pound. Pork Block, 9c pound. Hops 1914 crop, 1012c; 1918 crop, nominal. Wool Valley, 2028c; Eastern Oregon, 1520c, nominal; mohair, 1914 clip, 27c. , Cascara bark Old and new, 44c pound. Cattle Prime steers, $7,608; choice, $7.267.60; medium, $6.76 7.25; choice cows, $66.80; medium, $66; heifers, $67; bulls, $S.606; stags, $4.606. J - - Hogs Light, $6.257.26; heavy, $6.2636.26. Sheep Wethers, $6.756.70; ewes, $65.80; lambs, $6.267.85. Send for this Book It's Free! Our 1915 Record Service Innovation. Hearing and Selecting Records at Home - If you have an Edison Phonograph or a Vic tor or Victrola, or a Columbia or Grafonola, or one of Edison's latest diamond point disc phon ographs, you will be glad to hear of our new service by which records may be selected in your own home. , - The New Plan Is Simply This: For every' four records that you agree to buy we will send one dozen free trial. Orders may be placed by telephone or mail. ' All the latest rec ords as well as the old popular favorites. Free City Delivery. v Out of town deliveries by parcels post, which is prompt and safe. Sufficient postage as fol lows should be included for each dozen to be sent by post on trial. Victor or Columbia records 10 inch 12c per dozen Victor or Columbia records 12 inch 15c per dozen Edison diamond disc records . 17c per dozen Edison cylinder records 9c per dozen For this new record service address "Record Service Department" ,r?'' iu. v VJ n.e.rntmcn a,cnA&ruam9 Portland,' Oregon We repair phonographs ; expert workman, prompt service. Old style machines will be accepted as part payment for the latest types. "All the makes, all the records, all the time." Got There Strong. "My dear, these are very strong ci gars you bought for me." "Well, the man asked if I wanted 'em strong. Naturally I thought you would prefer something strong and durable. But that's just like a man. Next time I'll get 'em weak and see if that will suit you." Louisville Courier-Journal. Heard In a Book Store. Customer I want a copy of PeDy's Diary. Green Clerk Our new stock of diaries has not come In yet, madam. New York World. Tacoma Sugar continues its upward climb. Dealers predict another ad vance of 16 cents on all varieties, and say they are unable to determine when the advance will end. The soaring of local sugar is in line with the New York market. Local jobbers attribute the stiff ad vances to foreign demands. England drawing heavily upon the United btates. The British Isles formerly re lied greatly upon Germany for supplies of beet sugar and with the war in progress has been forced to turn to some other source. . The Canadian demand for United States butter will be curtailed by ship ments of this commodity from New Zealand. A shipment of 10,000 cubes is expected at Vancouver soon. The New Zealand product costs 314 cents laid down in Vancouver. This butter has been found wanting, say dealerB, ihe local produce market had no outstanding features. Green stuffs are in good supply now and are prov ing popular. Meats and poultry show no change. Apples Green cooking, 60c box: Spitzenbergs, Winesaps, Rome Beau ties, Arkansas Blacks, Staymen Wine saps, and Black Twigs, 7685c; Deli cious, 1.661.76. Comb Honey Yakima, $3.26 crate; strained honey, $5.50; Idaho, $3.60. Pears Yakima, $1.60. Vegetables Cabbage, home-grown. lc pound; carrots, local, 75c$l sack; beets, home-grown, 76c(g$l; turnips, $1.36; potatoes, Yakima, $21 ton; White river, $17(5)18: Bur- banks, $22; onions, green, 20c dozen; Yakima, $1.60; garlic, 16c pound; rad ishes, local, 20c dozen bunches: pars ley, 86c dozen bunches; lettuce, head, $2.16 crate; spinach, local, 6c pound; cucumbers, $1.602 dozen; celery, $3.60 crate; green peppers, 26c pound; eggplant, 10c; Hubbard squash, 2tc: rutabagas, $1.76 sack; cauliflower, $2.60 crate; artichokes, 90s dozen; Brussels sprouts, 8c pound; rhubarb, 10c. Fresh Heats Steers, 121c: cows. 12c; heifers, 12(ffll2ic: wethers. 12ic: dressed hogs, 12c; trimmed sides, 161c; combinations, 151c: lambs. 1301 14c; Diamond T. C, 14c; yearlings, 18c; ewes, 11c Poultry Ducks, live. 10(ffil2c: hens. dressed, 16 18c; live, 10 14c; springs, dressed, 22c; live, 1416c; squabs, live, 2.50 dozen; dressed, $6; turkeys, live, 18c; dressed, 2830c; geese, 20c Butter Washington creamery, 80 Sic; Oregon, 2980c ivggs Fresh ranch, 2728c; stor age, 2025c 'My wife's dog has a habit of bark ing at me every time I come home," said one husband. "You're lucky," replied the other. "Mine doesn't notice me that much." Washington Star. A TREATMENT THAT HEALS MOST SKIN DISEASES Don't stand that Itching skin humor one day longer. Go to the nearest druggist and, for about 76c, get a lar ot resinol ointment and a cake of rea- mol soap. Bathe the eczema catches with resinol soap and hot water, dry ana apply a ntxie resinol ointment. It's almost too good to be true. The torturing, Itching and burnine ston in stantly, you no longer have to dig and scratch, sleep becomes possible, and healing begins. Soon the ugly, tor turing eruptions disappear completely anu ior gooa. Aav. . Puts a ... Stop to all CURES THE SICK Distemper And prevents others having the disease no matter how ex- ' posed. 60 cents and 1 a bottle, $5 and 110 a dozen bottles. All good druggists and turf goods houses. 8POHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists and Bacteriologists, Goshen, Ind., U. 8. A. 10 CENT "CASCARETS" IF BILIOUS OR C08TIVE For Sick Headache, 8our Stomach; Sluggish Liver and Bowels They work while you sleep.; Resemblance. "Crustleigh reminds me of an old and much-used pack of cards." "In what way?" "He is so hard to deal with." New xork uommercial. Seattle Wheat Bluestem. $1.63: forty-fold. $1.62: club. tl.EO: Fife. $1.47; red Russian, $1.42. Barley $86 ton. GIVE "8YRUP OP FIGS" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little stomach, liver -and bowels. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sieep, eat or act naturally, or is fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of "California syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigest ed food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels without grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 60 cent bottle of "California Syrup of figs," which contains full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Rocks for Seeker After Truth. Occasionally there Is a seeker for truth, but most people prefer to listen to their wishes or their prejudices. uxenange. Alfalfa PUREST ON EARTH More than 80 years ago Sailer's Catalog boomed Alfalfa, years before other seeds men thought of its value. Today Salter excels! His Alfalfa strains include Grimm, (Montana Liscom, Agr. College inspected). Salter's - Dakota hardy as oak. Registered No. 30-all For lOo In Postage We gladly mail our Catalog and sample package of Ten Fa mous Farm Seeds, including Spelts, "The Cereal Wonder;3 Rejuvenated White Bonanza Oata, "The Prize Winner;" Bil lion Dellar Grata; Teosinte, the Sue Filler, Alfalfa, etc. etc . Or Send 12o -. H And we will mail yen em big Catalog and six generous nackages of Early Cabbage, Carrot, Cucumber, Lettuce, Baditk, Onion furnialiini lots and lots ef juicy delicious vegetables daring the early Spring and Summer. Or send to John A. Saher Seed Co.. Box 720. I x Croaae, Wis., twenty cents an reeelre both above eollee- as and their big catalog. Purred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box irom your druggist will keep7ou feel ing good for months. In for It. ' Modest suitor I have only $5,000 a year, sir; but I think I can support your daughter on that. Father (enthusiasticaly) Support her, my dear boy! Why, you can sup port her entire family on It Boston Transcript A Novel Fishing Device. He Is an expert fisherman, and so enthusiastic that he recently traveled a hundred miles to one of the North ern Indiana lakes to angle through tne ice. "I had great luck this time." he said in telling of the trip. "I had a new scheme to get them. I got a board and painted the picture of a minnow on It Then after sawing a fair sized hole in the Ice, I placed the board in a very slanting position down in the water. Well, do you know those fool bass and pickerel and thingB would strike at that painted minnow, slide right up that board and flop out on the ice. Finally my guide, Bluegill Joe, got tired picking the fish off the ice and went to the hotel, where he got several baskets. We'd place a basket at the end of the board and the fish would drop Into It As fast as a basket was filled we placed it on tne sieign we had taken out with us and whenever we'd get a Bleigh load we'd quit for the day." Indianapolis ews. Boss of His Household. The man who is boss of his house hold Is a bachelor who does his own work. Exchange. SOUR, ACID STOMACHS. ' GASES OR INDIGESTION Each "Pape's Dlapepsln" Dlaests 3000 grains food, ending all stomach misery In five minutes. . Time it In five minutes all atom- aca distress will go. No indication. heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape's Dlapepsln Is noted for Its speed In regulating upset stomachs. It la the surest Quickest stomach rem. edy In the whole world and besides it is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dianepsin from any drug store. You realize In five minutes how needless it is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest surest and most harmless stomach doctor in the world. Too Late. ; A booking agent for a Chautauqua bureau visited the most prominent man of the town. "Mr. Jones," said he, "I called to see you In regard to a Chautauqua." ''It won't do a bit of good," spoke up the prominent citizen. "My wife and I haw looked over all the cata logues carefully, and have already de cided on another machine." Every body's Magazine. Growth of Temperance. "You say all this is the temperate zone?" said Uncle Billy Bottletop as he examined his nephew's geography. "Yes " "The whole of It?" "Yes," "Well! Well! These local option ideas are gain' ground quite some. Aren't they!" Baltimore American. K Cures While You Walk. Allan'. Kvi.r... 4. - . ... . .,. ,unu i. nuuiituu cure ior not. sweating, callus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold byvallDl;ugKL8,f-, Prloe o- Don't accent any Mibstitute. Trial packai-e IfltEfi. AAdnaa Aliens. 01mstcd,Le W.S;y: -w toM Goo Goo! There's a great difference In the last words of famous men; but tholr first words were all about the same. Chicago News. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els and cure constipation. Her Wavering Affections. "Hubby, I'm in love with that hat" "You fall in love with too many hats. If you'll promise to remain constant to that one for as much as six weeks, I'll buy It for you." Louisville Courier-Journal. Clean Knowledge. "We are going to give up having Johnny get an education." "For what reason? "Well, we can't get him sterilized every morning In time to go to school." Puck. luick ReHef When Utterly Worn Oat Getting the Blood In Order Is Required By Most ' People. If Ton think von have stes tn sm..h .nS fit only for the discard, try 8. 8. 8. for the blood. It will surprise you to know what can be done for health once the blood Is released of the excess of body waatea that keep it from exercising Its full measure ot bodily repair. U you feel played out tn to anv rims' store and ask for a bottle of SI a 8. Here it a remedy that geta at work la a twinkling-: It last natnrallr rushes rlcht into your blood, scatters gennt tigbt and left, up and down and tideways. l'ou feel better at once, not from a stim ulant, not from the actios of drugs, but from the rational effect of a natural medicine. The Ingredient! In B. ft. 8. serra the active purpose of so stimulating- the cellular tissues of the body that they pick ont from the blood their own essential nutriment an4 thus renair work beeina at art. Taa relief la general all over the system. Do not neglect to get a bottle of S. 8. 8. today. It will make you feel better la Just a few minutes. It It prepared only la the laboratory of The Swift Speclse Co- 630 Swift Bide. Atlanta, flu SUt4 ,. f.! free book telling of the many strange eon dltlons that afSlct the human family hr reaaoa eat impoverished blood. P. N. U. No. 7, ISIS WHEN wrltlBsr ' tios, thla taper. ' 1 PUTNAM FADELESS DYES CnfcM Bort roods farter and brtabMr mfara llum asv Vfc Bimsdnsunii tsackaft, VrittisiimboeUe"liotrtosn4sJiCs oolot SJV. Wool. Cotton and Mlil Goa at m boltta steams HONBOB DBUS COMPANY. aswtaaaat Z, Qukacr. Bassets