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POULTRY and Dairy Produce of all kinds muted.' Write fsr out . CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. Zg&T SECOND-HAND MACHINERY . Bought. ' eold and exchanged: engines, boilers, sawmills, etc Send for Stock List and Prices, 1 Ht; J. E, MARTIN CO., 83 Ut St.. Portland. Or. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. CUn e. Rw. hAOkmMk Ubn, 411 (nimi Bfc, mlui On s .. ..The Erudite Druggist. 1 ."Why was Solomon considered bo wise?" ' "Well, be learned the drug business when he was young. After that he ' could answer any question pro pounded." .'. : Old Habits. "I think our new butler must have been a baseball umpire once." "Why bo?" "He's dusting off the plate with a whlskbroon." v Now 8uffrage Has Come. Lawyer (In eaual suffrage state) Don't worry, the Jury is sura to dis agree. - Prisoner But are you certain? Lawyer It's inevitable; two of the jurors are man and wife! Puck. HIS ONE REDEEMING QUALITY Up a Tree. Mrs. Bird (late from suffrage meet ing) My! I hope I can get in without waRing nubbyl " Mr. Bird (late from the club) Oeel I hope I can get in. without waking wuey. Chicago News. DAISY FLY KILLER BSfSrtsa aiM. Neat.clt.n.er Ramaoul, coB.aalcnt, clicap. L.ltl .11 lesson. Mutool sitUI, ua'tiplHorup avert will not ill! at In ur. .nylhl.f. Cunrantwd cffM-Tt. 81 br 4Hlr, m 6 tent by tagnmvm Of I CV USSES SURELY PREVENTED III AIiK Ciitttr'. Sliiklw Pint. Low llJUflVu priced, frh, nU.bla: tnlimd D) western lucBnen bwiuw inty re ef ' mmm tMt where .thir vaeelnee tall. I La "rite for booklet and leeUmonlill. I . iVm m IO-daaatia. Bleokles. Pllli 11.00 aUahaS V 10-e.ie akaa. Blaaklaa PIIH 4.00 Ttu an ln.af.tnp hut fliittar'a halt. The superiorltr of Cutter product U dua to orar II jaara or apaoiaunnf in vaaaiaaa an. serum! amy. Inalat Ai Tuttar'a. It unnlil.in.hta A.Ha. nlrwt THE CUTTIH LABORATORY, Serkoliy, Calllsrsls. ' . What He Weighed. Pat How much do yez weigh, Mike? Mike Ol weigh 175 pounds. Pat You must a' got weighed with your coat on. Mike An' 01 did not. Ol held it in me arms all the time. Magazine of run. Too Muoh Publicity. "I disapprove of the senate having secret sessions. I favor the utmost publicity for everything."" "I did; but since the new gowns oame out, I think the women are go lng a bit too far," To Oat Even. Glbbs Have you decided where you Will go this summer? Dlbbs-rNo; my wife always waltB until some neighbor with a grudge agalnBt us recommends the worst spot o.) the continent. I Expensive, Though. Peck My wife's will Is law. Heck So Is my wife's; but occa sionally I can bribe her not to en force It. , There on the farm, how useless seem ed That bathing suit of Helen's; '"Twill do to wear," the farmer beam ed, , "While eatln' watermelons!" New York Mail. There on the farm, how useless seem ed That tennis bat of Cassle's; "'Twill do to swat the files," said SI, "That wallow In molasses!" Mnny of the forest fires attributed to railroads are caused not by sparkB from locomotives, but by cigar and cigarette butts thrown from smoking car windows. Celluloid wings for aeroplanes that are said to be so transparent as to be Invisible 300 feet In the air have been Invented by a German engineer. Long and short coats will be accept able this fall, says a fnshlon hint. Even a medium length one will suit us on a cold day. Another tip Is that form-fitting suits are going to be it for the men. Some of us will have to reform our forms, Less quicksilver was produced In the United States last year than In any year since I860. Takes "Grit" to Win ihis really means keeping the system full of vim and vigor, the blood pure and the general health good. all of which must come from perfectly digested food, and liver and bowel regularity. This is an especially good reason why you should try HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters P. N. U. . No. M, 114 WHEN writing to adrertleera. plau. : float thla paper. Bill Smlthers, Ugly, Bow-Legged Sim pleton, Wore Most Beautiful Neck' ties Ever Created. They had not met for many years. Girlhood chums, their paths of life had separated and when they acci dentally encountered one another, nat urally they had many things to dis cuss; mutual friends, etc. "By the way, Mamie," inquired Mary, "what ever became of Bill Smlthers that ugly, bow-legged man, who was such a simpleton that he could not come In out of the rain?" A frigid look overspread Mamie's face. With the hauteur that her sex can display on needed occasions, she freezlngly spoke: "Madam, he Is my husband." Poor Mary. What could she say? Her face was scarlet and she worked her brain overtime to say something to appease her friend. Thla Is what she managed to stammer: "W-W-Well, Mamie, he certainly did wear the most beautiful neckties that I ever saw." Louisville Times. The Other Way Around. "There's a married brute for you! His wife stopped and gazed with long ing eyes at the posters In front of a moving picture show, but he didn't offer to take her Inside." "Don't be too hard on him. I hap pen to know that his wife keeps the family purse. She probably wanted to see that picture, but was too stingy to squander a dime." 8he Knew. "Mama." "Yes, my son?" "Does disarm mean to take away one's arms?" "Yes." "Well, I heard the minister and Deacon Jones say they were discuss ing papa. Does that mean they were taking hlB cuss away from him?" "They didn't, anyway, eon." Corrected. "What's the trouble here?" asked the policeman. "This man called me a cheap face scraper," said the barber. "Well?" "I'd have him understand that I am a physiognomical tonsorlal artist," said the barber with dignity. Slight Mistake. "I believe Fanny Is making me an afghan," said the youth. "I was call ing there last night, and she was working on It; but she wouldn't tell me who or what It was for." 'She told me. It Is for you, but It Is not an afghan. It's one of a pair of ear tabs." TE8TS NOWADAY8. First Youngster Aw! you ain't so many. I ain't never seen your picture as having been cured of anything. Second Youngster When you was Blck last week I didn't see no bulletins up or any extras out. Departure From Custom, ' You Bay this part of the country Is unique?" 'It Is," replied Farmer CorntosBel, "as a summer resort" "In what respect?" "Well, we haven't any cliff called Lover's Leap' nor any ridge known as 'The Devil's Backbone.' " One Way. 'A young wife wants to know how to get rid of ants," said the Questions and Answers editor. Tell her to take her meals out and tarve them to death," suggested the second assistant city editor. Knew What to Expect. 'Good heavens! Here It la 1 o'clock and I promised my wife I would be home before midnight" "You are In for It" "I'm afraid so. The domestlo weath er forecast Indicates a storm followed by a heavy shower." As In Texas. Grimsby That windstorm last night was so severe that it blew every one af my teeth out Qulmaby Impossible. Grimsby Yes, Indeed; out i of the window I mean. I left them on the illL A Leisurely Drinker. "When a man holds his 'glass of liquor up to the light and admires Its color, that's a sign that he's a connoisseur." Yes. And It's also aligns that his thirst Is not urgent." WILL NOT SOON LOSE FAVOR No Reason Why Motion Pictures Should Not, for a Long Time to , Come, Continue Popular. The search for the limitations of the motion picture and placing of a date for the expiration of Its hold on the public are now among the most popu lar Indoor sports. That the picture, as an art, has Its limitations Is cer tain, but we have never been able to see where those binding cords were any less elastic than those of the spo ken drama or of the printed story. "Action" Is a prime necessity of all three forms; when that movement Is lacking, and the story becomes a char acter study, either of a people or an individual, the balance must be evened up by the player's unusually good work or the artistic handling of the subject Many a novelist has placed his reliance on his skill with the pen and won out, but many more have found that their weaving of fine sen tences could not hide the fact that the story was wanting. Many a play wright and actor have pinned their faith to the strong lines In a piece, to That delicate medium of expression, the human voice," and have scored, but many more have found that their skill could not make up for the loss of plot complication. Wherein are the limitations of the motion picture, if pernaps less wide In their scope, any different In principle? ACTRESS CAPABLE OF IDEAS Maude Fealy 8ees Many Possibilities In the Popularity of the Mov ing Pictures. Maude Fealy Is an actress whose conversation radiates Interesting ideas. Here are a few words from the Hps of the star: "To be a moving picture artlBt, only half of the requisites are required, because diction and voice are lost by the screen actor. I think pictures will bring back one- act plays. Pictures teach us brevity, that Is, good pic tures do." For near ly a year Maude Fealy has been appear ing in feature plo tures, and during that time in addition to her picture work has alBO been responsible for numerous scenarios. She photographs well, and has brought to bear her varied experience as a dramatlo star all of which has contributed to her success on the screen. ten A Maude Fealy. Actress Also Artistic Dancer. Miss Ruth Stonehouse, screen star, excels in artistic dancing as well as In motion picture acting. Sbe was re cently Invited to participate In the In auguration of motion pictures In a Denver theater, which has hitherto been devoted to vaudeville exclusive ly, and was requested to entertain the guests end theater patrons with her artistlo dancing at the opening. Miss Stonehouse, whose former home was In Denver, gladly accepted . the Invi tation. She will remain In Colorado about two weeks. Before she entered In the "movies," she was considered one of the best dancers in Chicago. George Ada to the Rescue. One of the rarest tilings In motion pictures Is a real comedy. Many al leged humorous pictures are produced, but It Is an unfortunate fact that most of them consist of cheap and some times coarse slapstick stuff in which there is a marked absence of anything witty. Once In a long time a com pany stumbles on something really funnr, but with the exception of the Keystone pictures, a consistent series of good comedies has never been pro duced. Accordingly there was rejoic ing at the announcement that George Ade would write three series of come dies for the screen. Would Have Made Good Picture. Judging from accounts In the Los Angeles papers, Marguerite Loverldge Is not exactly lacking In pluck. When she and her sister dlscovored a bur glar In the house1 Marguerite seized a revolver and, crawling to the door of the room where the crook was prowl ing about, took a pot shot at him. Of course, she didn't score a bull's-eye, but nevertheless the thief tumbled backward out of the window with an alacrity calculated to fill the best of "heavies" with envy. Too bad there was no ploture taken of the Incident Stevenson's Novel for Films. London was startled the other day by the appearance in Fleet street and the Strand of an eccentrically attired young man who distributed souvenirs on his Journey. Although the public has nearly begun to regard every lit tle street sensation as arranged Inten tionally for the pictures. It took the by standers some time to discover that the youth was only Impersonating a member of the "Suicide Club." This novel by Robert Louis Stevenson Is be ing filmed. "Friday the Thirteenth." Friday the Thirteenth," Thomas W. Lawson's story of "Black Friday In Wall Street," will be "filmed" as an at tractive motion picture play. Other noteworthy plays from the writings of notable authors which this company has In process of producing are stories by Molly Eltott Seawell, Campbell Mo Cullough, George Bronson Howard, Druno Leasing, Louis Joseph Vance, Jacques Futrelle and many others. Will 8tr In "The Fortune Hunter." In Philadelphia William Elliott litis commenced a "guest" engagement He is to be the star of the pictured "For tune Hunter," a full evening's scenario from Wlnchell Smith's popular and veil-remembered comedy.' Mr. Elliott will play Nat Duncan, the imperturb able young derelict of fortune who re juvenates a decadent drug store, an inemlo village and himself at the uune time. mm AND ICHaMi Swatch will adjust itself Remarkably Simple Method of Making Timepiece That la Too Fast or , Too Slow 8et Itself. . ; ' Frederick E. Ward sends to the Sci entific American a remarkably simple method of making a watch that 1b too jBlow or too fast set itself. . The usual method la to turn the- hands backward or forward Or to stop the balance wheel with a toothpick. ' " i j It a watch be removed from Its chain and hung by its bow on a hook or nail so that It swings free It will be found to oscillate back and forth like a pendulum. This motion 1b caused by the motion of the parts of the escapement The swinging either accelerates or slows down the running of the watch. Its exact effect varies with Individual watches, depending upon the weight and size of the case. Whether It makes the watch gain or lose, and how much, can be found by experiment, say, by hanging the watch up for ten hours and checking it by .the wireless signals that are sent out at noon and 10 p. m. by the govern ment station at Radio, Va., and can be caught by any but the crudest wireless receivers. : The average watch gains about two seconds an hour, when hanging free. Some, however, lose. When the pre cise gain or loss has been ascertained the regulator should be adjusted. If the watch gains It should be made to run a trine slow. Now, by repeated trials, the owner can learn precisely how many seconds bis watch gains or loses. When this error has accumulated long enough to make an adjustment advisable, all be has to do is to hang up his watch for the right number of hours to bring its second band back or forward to the correct position. . Should a watch be found neither to gain nor to lose when hanging. It can be made to respond by hooking a piece of metal to the stem, thus raising the center of oscillation. HANDY IMPLEMENT FOR FARM Every Good Farmer 8hould Have Im plement Like One 8hown Here withHow Vise Is Made. Here is a good farmer's vise. Just such a one as should be found on every farm, and in the tool house. It can lllllllili1HrpTnw ! 11 Visa for Farmers. be lowered to suit the workman. There must be, as will be seen by the cut, an extra post with dove-tailed strip orj tongue platted on back of vise Jaw: The Illustration shows the top of the bench with the vise laid down level. This plan for a vise Is exceptionally good because large and small pieces ol material can be operated In It. IMPLEMENT FOR ROUGH WORK Iron From Discarded Plans May Be Converted Into Excellent 8craper How It Is Done. An excellent scraper for rough work may be made from a bench-plane iron In the following manner: Procure a piece of oak or any good hard wood about ltt inches thick, 34 Inches wide and 10 Inches long, and shape it as shown, writes L. G. Burnand of Ly ons, la., in Popular Mechanics. The long portion should be rounded and smoothed with sandpaper to form a handle for the scraper. Bore a hole Home-Made 8craper. for a three-eighth-inch bolt at the place Indicated In the sketch. The plane Iron Is fastened to the handle with a bolt Automatlo Mall Delivery. Automatic delivery of rural mall la provided by a North Dakota man's In vention of a car to run on an aerial track, from which It takes electric power, automatically stopping at each house on a route and ringing a bell to announce its arrival. Great, aren't they boy? 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Dusting, - Mrs. Florin had a new maid, and one morning as she entered the li brary Bhe was somewhat surprised to find the girl seated in one of the chairs with her hands folded. "What!" cried the mistress. "Here you are sitting down! Why, you were sent in here to dust the room!" "Yes, ma'am," was the girl's reply, "I have lost the duster, and so I am sitting on each of the chairs in turn." Harper's Magailne. Sunlight Intensified By Kenecthrn from Ocean Beach and Desert Hand unrelieved by Foliafe. Winds and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all bring Eye Troubles in their wake Granu lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and Eye Pain. Reliable Belief is found in Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless. If yon Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an Eye Tonic compounded by Oculistsnot a ''Patent Merficine" but used in successful Physicians' Practiee for many years. Now dedicated to the Public and sold at 30c Per Bottle. 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According to the league's bulletin, "the south is far outstripping the north In its efforts to deal with the problem of Illiteracy." While the percentage Is still greater, It Is being cut down from a quarter to a half every decade. The south's population is more homogeneous and more responsive at least to primary educational Influences. Boston -Transcript ,. DON'T ITCH! USE RESINOL Just put on a little of that soothing. antiseptic resinol ointment and the itching and burning stop at once. Soon all trace of eczema, prickly heat, poison-Ivy, poison-oak, or other torment ing skin trouble' is gone. Fine for baby's skin. Every druggist sells res inol ointment and resinol soap. Pre scribed by doctors for 19 years. Adv. The Proverb Trite. "Man is a worm," the preacher salth, As often we have heard. Ah, yes! and he might also add, . . "Woman's the early bird." New York Sun. "Man Is a worm," he speaketh true. He gets it from the Book, And that Is why poor mortal man So often gets the hook! IF YOU'RE GROUCHY it la likelv that vonr lfvnr nnarlR ntf. ring up. Wright's Indian Vegetable riiis win set you rignt quickly. Adv. Never Lacking. The cost of foodstuffs soars apace; it is a pity; And yet men somehow find enough To feed the kitty. Columbia State. To get cheap food and meat each day A man will dicker; And yet he somehow finds enough To buy good liquor. Cincinnati Enquirer. A man will go to every play mat Haunts Ms section, And grumble if he has to pay A vnurch collection. Nebraska State Journal. About the clothing for the kids Some men will hackle; Then toss away ten dollars for Borne fishing tackle. Need of Merchant Marine. War, especially so gigantic a con flict as the present, continually pre sents new problems, which must be met by war measures. Congress Is proceeding rapidly in the way of pro viding for, the admission to American registry of ships necessary to carry abroad the surplus grain crop. The Incident is an object lesson as to the need of an American mercantile ma rine. When our citizens can not be carried across the ocean or their pro ducts transported because foreign ships, which are doing the work, are liable to be hauled off at any time for fighting purposes American pride in sists that the deficiency shall be rem edied and that the American flag on the water shall have a dignity corres ponding to that of the same emblem on the land. Troy Times. . . 1887 TO 1914 27th YEAR I0LMES BUSINESS COLLEGE -The school that gets you a good position. Thousands of Graduates NONE IDLE I FREE INFORMATION I OLDEST Washington ui 10th Sts. I ..JfOSjP PORTLAND. ORE. I MUOLRN Her Right Number Was 4s. Bena was much excited over the prospects of a campmeeting that was about to take place In her neighbor hood. For weeks she had been pre paring gay and gaudy feathers for the array, and now her outfit was com plete save a pair of much desired pat ent leather slippers. She approached her mistress: "Mis' Ford," she said, "I sho't wants to git a pair o' slippers fo' de meetln' commences, an' I ain't got a single cent lef." "What size do you wear, Bena?" asked her mistress. "Mah right numbah is fo'," she re plied, "but I has to weah sebens, 'cause fo's hurts me dat bad I jes natoherly can't hardly walk." Wo man's Home Companion. The big game season is on. T. R. is after the tammany tiger and the g. o. p. elephant and the government Is after the loan sharks. Known of Old. i . k "Ambassador Thomas Nelson Page, , like most married novelists, treats married life in his books from the In- , side, as it were," a Washington wo i man said on her return from Rome. "At a tea at the Excelsior, Mi and Mrs. Page had a ludicrous argument over something or other; and, when their misunderstanding was satlsfac-, torily cleared up, Page i aid: f . " 'This seems like a chapter that has , slipped out of a novel, doesn't It?" :. 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' ' "What shall we do, John," said thfc farmer's wife, who had retained much of her sentiment through 25 years dt married life, "what shall we do to celebrate our Bllver wedding?" ) "Reckon up where all the silver's gone to in bringing up our family," grumbled be. "Oh, no, John, It must be something real good and out of the ordinary. I tell you what Let us kill the fattest pig and give a banquet." , "Maria," said the husband solemnly, "1 don't see how the unfortunate ani mal is-to blame for what happened 25 years ago." Atlanta Journal. , j YOUR OWN nnllOOIST will, nil vnl, Try If urine Eje Itemed; for Red, Weak, Wateitr ' luBfcvEye Comfort. Write for Book of the E A by mail Free. Murine Eye Remed; Oo., Chlcag(. Obliging Disposition. "Are there anv bnara In tha.a woods?" 'Nnf. vpt. 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