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Newspaper Page TextPOULTRY and Dairy rroauce ai an kind! wsnted. Writ for our , ( CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. rBP HOWARD E. BURTON - Assarer n Chemist, Isd.ille. Colorado., Spmhneu prices: Colo, Sllvor. Lend. H. Gold. SUver. 15c; Gold, Mc; Sme or Copper. SI. Mall tog envelopes w 'oil price 1M Entonacpliootloii. Control and Empire J0rk.nO ilted. Befereacei OarboojiteNMloniil Bank. FARM MORTGAGE LOANS Any Amount at Current Rates. JOHN E. CEONAN W2 Spalding Bide. Portland, Orator. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY Bought, Mid and exchanged: engines, boilers, BawmiJIs, etc. Send for Stock List and VricM. THE J. E. MARTIN CO., 88 1st St., Portland. Or. SET MACHINERY 'W Steam, Gasoline, Hoisting and Logging Engines. Electric Motors or Lighting Plants. Concrete Mix ers, Derricks. Boilers, Pumps, SawB, Etc, Standard Machinery Co., 46 2d St., Portland, Or. & THIS r. NEW BOOK fREC VVarv Farmer Interested In Mt tins' a bitnrer yield from his thresh- r Ina this year should have the new IBM 1 "RubmIi" book! Pull of valuable infer 1 mation for the threshernianl 1 if OUR conv is readv send a postal or writ tor a rotmyi THE A. H. AVERILL MACHINERY CO. 338 Belmont St., Portland, Ore. A. H. AVERJLL, President Tht A. H. Averlll Machinery Co. BLACK LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED br Cutter'. Blaeklsu PMII. Low priced, fresh, reliable; preferred nj Wnat.rn ntjirkmpn liecBUSfl they Dr.- . m jj tect where other vaccine) fail. m Write for booklet and testimonials. I P I 10-dou pkoe. Blaekle, Pitfl $1.00 IJUU SO. don pkoe. Blackleg Pill. 4.00 tree any Injector, but Cutter's beet. Tha superiority of Cutter products 1b due to over IB years of specialising in vtoolne, and asrtim. only. Insist on Cuttsr's. Tf unoMalnnble. order direct. THE CUTTER LABORATORY. BsrklKy, California. Just Like the Doughnut. A small boy had been given a penny with a hole In It. Handing It to a still smaller companion, he said: "Jimmie, I dare you to go into that store and buy something with this penny." Jimmie was quite willing, Enter ing boldly, he said: "I want a doughnut." And taking It, he hastily presented the penny, "Here," said the clerk, "this penny has a hole in it." "So has the doughnut," announced Jimmie, triumphantly holding it up. Delineator. Badly Located. "I want this patrol box removed from In front of my bank. It's a menace to business." "How BO?" "Every time there's an arrest a crowd gathers and people Immediately conclude there's a run on the bank." Rhode Island's Fame. It was a geography lesson and the teacher had been asking what some of the different Btntes were noted for. Looking at one of the little girls, she asked : ' "Tell me, Florence, what Rhode : Island is celebrated for?" I For a moment the child was silent, then an inspiration apparently came I to her. "Rhode Island," replied the little girl, "is oelebrated for being the only one of the United States that is the Bmallest." Harper's Magazine. j It has been demonstrated that over-1 grazed Btock ranges in the national I forests can be brought back to usei under a system of regulated grazing ! faster than If they are left unused. I monthly within the 118 square miles I or London. Neuralgia Bufferers find instant relief in Sloan's Liniment. It pene trates to the' painful part soothes and quiets the nerves. No rubbing-merely lay it on. SLOAN'S LIMMENT Kills Pain For Neuralgia " I would not be without your Lini ment and praise it to all who suffer with neuralgia or rheumatism or pain of any kind." Mm, Ury Uuhop, UtUwt, JitMOUri Pain AH Gone "I infrared with quite a severe neu ralgia headache for 4 months without any relief. I uued your Liniment for two or three nights and I haven't suf fered with my timid since,"' ttfr.j. H. Swingmr, Lauuvilla, Ky, Treatments for Cold and Croup "My little girl, twelve years old, caiiKht a severe cold, and I gave her thrue drops of Sloan's Liniment on augur on going to bet), and she got up In the morning with no minis of a cold, A lit tle boy next door had croup and I gave the mother the Liniment. Shogavo him three drops on going to bed, and he girt up without the croup in the morning." Air. W. H. Strang. Chicago, 111. it D DmU Prlot 23c, BOe. sad 11.09 Sloan's Bank on Horses ant free. Address I DR. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. Boston, Mass. HELP THAT STOMACH TROUBLE and do it today. Delay only aggravates matters and pro longs your suffering. For any weakness of the Stom ach, Liver or Bowels you will find - Hosteller's Stomach Bitters very helpful. It strength ens and assists them in per forming their daily functions. A CLERGYMAN'S TESTIMONY. . The Hev. Edmund Heslop of Wig ton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a year. His limbs and feet were swol len and puffed. He had heart flutter ing was dizzy and exhausted at the least exer tion. Hands and feet were cold and he had such a dragging sensa tion across the loins that It was difficult to move. After using . 5 boxes of Dodds Kidney Pills the swelling disappear ed and he felt himself again. He says he has been benefited and blessed by the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Sev eral months later he wrote: I have not changed my faith In your remedy since the above statement waB author ized. Correspond with Rev. B. Hes lop about this wonderful remedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, 60c per box at your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Hints, also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and re cipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free. Adv. Rev. E. Heslop. An Alternative. Mater Well, Effie, what are you going to be when you grow up? Effie If I was a boy I'd be presi dent; but seeing I'm a girl I guess be ing a rich widow -Is as good as any thing. Judge. Depth of Desert Sands. The average depth of the sands In the deserts of Africa Is from SO to 40 feet. In the year 1913 a flock of 31 hens, owned by Edward Doane of Plttsfield, produced 4371 eggs, an average of 141 for each hen. AH Blood Disorder; Quickly Driven Away Atioaishicg Results With tha Greatest Blood Purifier Ever Discovered. Strength, Power, Accomplishment are all Typified tn S. S. S. Some blood disorders become dearly rooted In tha glanda and tissues, and the mistake ia mada of druse. Those only aggravate by causing n.Mr buiu worse trouuies. a host or peo ple know this to be true. They know from painful experience. I f) aret rlflrht sn.s l-tn . ... - i , la vitiated requires S. 8. 8. the greatest blood purlflor ever discovered. Thta remarkable remedy contains one Ingredient, the active purpose ot which ia ......UM..V onun to me neouny election of Ita own essential nutriment and the medicinal element of this match lees Mood purifier ere Juet a. essential to well balanced-health aa the nutritious Clements of the meata, (rains, (at and Sugars of our dully food. Not only this, but tf from the presence of some disturbing poison there Is a local or general interference of nutrition to eus bolls, carbuncles, absceasea and kindred trouble,, e. 8. 8. so directs the tonal oells that this poison Is rejected and eliminated from their nreaeneaL ,!rhn'11t0". S. 8. 8. has such specula stimulation on these local cells as to pre serve their mutual welfare and a proper relative assistance to each other. In a very brief time 8. 8. 8. has th. reconatruotlve proceas so under control that remarkable changes are obeeved. All eruptive placea heal, mysterloua pains and aches have dlaapneared. and from head to foot there la a oonsoious sensation of re newed health. Jrom th, fact that & 8. a Is purely a botanical preparation. It la acoepted by th. weakest etomech and has great tonlo Influence. Nor. nr. nmn minerals Is used In its preparation. Ask for 8. 8. 8. anrl tn.lat .. k.t- And tf you desire skillful advice upon any matter concerning the blood and skin writ, to Th. Swift Bpeclfio Co., 0 Bwlft Bldg, Atlanta, Ca Vo not allow sum. sealous clerk to)arrup th. atmosphere la elaauenea over fenmatrilna. "in-. - as 8. a B. Beware of all counterfeltaV. WORK OF WOODEN HEN BR00DER3 SHOULD BE THOR J OUGHLY CLEANED. GotC Location In Warm Plac. Where Temperature Never Reaches Freez ing Point Successful Method of Feeding tha Chicks. (By E. K. PARKINSON.) In buying new brooders there pJhould be great care as to selection and a strict observance of rules regulating temperature. Brooders before being used should be cleaned, scrubbed, dis infected inside and out, lamp flues cleaned, outside painted, then put in the sun to air and dry and also new wicks bought and used for each hatch. Now to find a good location. An in door brooder should be kept in a warm place where temperature never goes below freezing. An outdoor one should be in a sunny place, for sun is very essential. The brooder placed, cover floor and the hover with an inch of dry sand, on top of which (except under hover and for a foot in front of it) spread finely cut clover or hay for about an inch. Light the lamp, or stove, whichever it may be, regulating the temperature according to directions so the heat Brown Leghorn. where the chicks sleep Is between 95 and 98 degrees the first week, gradu ally dropping to 90 degrees by the fourteenth day and to 80 degrees the twenty-first day. Leave the newly hatched chicks In the Incubator nur sery thirty-six hours, then transfer them in a warm lined basket to the brooder (evening is the best time), providing a small drinking fountain filled with fresh tepid water and a box filled with charcoal. The first three days feed a mixture of one-third stale bread, one-third rolled oats and one-third hard boiled (twenty min utes) eggs, using shells and all (Infer tile, thin shelled or misshapen eggs) and mix crumbly, but not sloppy, with sweet milk, adding a little chick size grit, giving it five times daily. Over this, the second day, sprinkle chick feed. The first three days keep chicks near the hover, pushing them back under it after each meal until they are used to it. The fourth day stop the nursery food, feeding scratch feed, throwing It in the clover, and start green food, though sparingly, and avoid sour or frozen feed or musty grain, for they are certain death. After the sixth day begin feeding meat scraps In small quantities, an ounce fed twice daily In feed hoppers. The following successful method of feed ing is excellent: Over the cut clover spread ten pounds of chick feed, cov ering with two more Inches of clover and ten' pounds more of feed, and so on, until there are eight Inches of Ut ter and sixty pounds ot feed. This, with meat scraps and green food, lasts about five weeks, and reared in this way chicks will prove sturdy, healthy and possess great vitality. ELECTRICAL COOKER IS NEW WORK OF BEES IN ORCHARDS It Has Been Proved That Little Honey Gatherers Are Responsible for Cross-Pollenatlon. It has been a matter of doubt until recently as to Just what agencies were responsible for cross-pollenatlon in ap ple orchards. It was thought that the wind was a factor as well as the honey bees and other Insects. It has been proved, however, that the wind has very little to do In aiding cross-pollenatlon, and that honey bees, wild bees and other insects are very necessary for the transference of pollen. To determine the importance of the honey bee and other insects as factors in cross-pollenatlon, an experiment was carried on by the Kansas experi ment station under the direction of James W. McCulloch, assistant en tomologist. Wind was not considered in the test, because It was found that wherever apples were grown far from an apiary only a small amount of fruit was grown. It was found that tame bees were the predominating Insects visiting the flowers. They viBlted the trees from early morning until sundown. Cloudy or windy weather seemed to reduce their number and they did not begin flying until after the dew bad left the trees. TREES FOR FAMILY ORCHARD Early Harvest, Northern Spy, Gulnes Golden Among Apples and Sneed of Peaches In Favor. Varieties ot apples and peaches for a family orchard or home use: Ap plesEarly Harvest, Yellow Transpa rent and Red Astrachan, tor early and medium earl'; Northern Spy, Maiden's Blush, Rome Beauty and Fallawater for fall; Gulnes Golden, Jonathan, Stamen Wlneaap and Black Ben Da vis, tor winter. Peaches: 8need, Al exander, Gabell, Mamie Ross, ML Rose, Old Mlxon Free, Elberta and Old MIxon Cling. These ripen in the or der named. Bringing Market Nearer. Good roads not only bring the mar ket nearer to you, but they Improve the social conditions ot your commu nity because they bind neighbors and friends more closely. D-vlce Is Cylindrical In Form, With 8ev.ral Compartments Arranged On. Above the Other. (By FRED c. PERSON, Colorado Agri cultural College.) A new "electrical cooker" is now upon the market. This cooker Is cyl indrical in form, with several cooking compartments arranged one above the other. In the lower part of the cooker is a flexible pressure plate above a basin of water. The current being turned on vaporizes the water as the heat Increases until a certain pressure is reached; this automatically opens the circuit, thus shutting off the cur rent Since the walls of the cooker are made of a non-conducting material the cooking continues under the fire- less principle. When the cooling has reached a certain point condensation has reduced the pressure and the cur rent is in use only part of the time; this gives an economical use of elec tricity. UNITED STATES TELEPHONES New York City Supports More Than Half Million of Talking Devices -Berlin Ha 210,000. Although the United States contains but five per cent, of the population ot the globe, it has 69 per cent, of all the telephones in the world and 65 per cent, of the telephone mileage. In New York city alone there are 500,000 telephones more than twice the quota of London. Berlin has but 210,000, and Paris only 92,000. The whole of Germany has but one-seventh the number of telephone stations operating In the United States. In 1912 there were made In the whole world 19,000,000,000 telephone calls, to which number the United States alone contributed 12,229,000,000. DIFFUSED SYSTEM OF LIGHT Sheds Grateful Glow Over Book or Paper Without Disagreeable Re flections on the Surface. . The comfort and convenience of the diffused system ot Interior illumina tion is so manifest to all who have opportunity ot experiencing it that there is a strong demand tor some thing of this character for the home. and this has been answered by a new ' I l j ! I ' i i ' : ' ; i 1 Diffused Lamp Light. design of reading lamp, in which the light is shielded in such a manner that the rays are all indirect, being reflected on the surface of the book or paper. This gives an evenly dis tributed glow, avoiding the disagree able points of light which are some times reflected by the surface of the paper. An inventor in Stockholm, Sweden, has devised an electrical apparatus for storing heat. e e e The lonely Scotch island of Saint Kllda has been given a wireless sta tion to link It to the rest of the world, see Apparatus by which gas lampB can be lighted and extinguished by wire less waves has been Invented in Ger many. e e ' e Twelve billion horsepower Is the combined electrical power output of the 7,500 central stations in the United States. e e Nearly one-fourth ot the primary power used In the industries ot the United States Is now furnished by electric motors. see The Prussian State railways are using 200 storage batter? cars at less cost than steam locomotives or gaso-Une-electrlo cars. i A storage battery electric lantern modeled after oil lante.rns switches on the current when tbte handle is raised and shuts it o tt as it Is dropped. e e e In the streets of Marseilles, there is not a single electric sign, though electricity is very cheap only 1 to 10 cents a kilowatt hour. ; e a In the city ot Vancouver the elec trio light companies buy sawdust from the sawmills and then by using it for fuel convert it Into electricity and sell tho current to the sawmills. ... London chemists have found Chat it is possible to purity water in swim ming pools without frequently chang ing It by the addition ot a fluid ob tained by the electrolysis of mag nesia. ... A French societv for the enermr.ara. ment ot national Industries recently awarrlerl a sold medal to a farinAT who established a sauerkraut factory in wnicn an we macjunery was etas trically driven. e e . ; ; For the us ot surgeons and den tists an Ohio man has Invented an elec trio lamp mounted on an adjusta ble bracket which concentrates its rays through a system ot lenses mounted in a tuba. FOR SUNDAY EVENING APPETIZING HOT DISHES TO 8ERVE AT SUPPER. Good Thing About Them Is That Their Preparation Will Not Com pel Mother to Stay In Kitchen 1 All the Afternoon. At this time ot year a hot dish at the Sunday supper table is always welcomed, especially if it happens to be a bit unusual. There are a num ber of dainty, savory dishes that can be easily and quickly prepared. These are the kind that will appeal to the mother, who will certainly not wish to spend the afternoon in the kitchen, however much she may have the wel fare of the family at heart Some of the dishes can be prepared beforehand and can be cooked or re heated in the time It takes to set the1 table. Take, for instance: Baked Sausages When preparing the potatoes for dinner cook an extra quantity. Mash smoothly and mix in a little well beaten egg. Butter indi vidual pans and fill with the potato, brushing over with milk or beaten egg. Buy the very small sausages and, cut ting apart, boil tor five minutes. Join' the ends with a wooden toothpick be-' fore putting into the water. Form a ring of the potato and lay the sausage upon it then put into the oven and bake until the top is brown. Pin a little dolly around each dish and serve on a plate garnished with a sprig of parsley. Chicken Rolls These can be pre pared the day before if, when cold. they are wrapped In wet paper to keep them moist. Supposing there is any. chicken left over, It may be augment ed by a couple of slices of cooked ham bought at the delicatessen. Chop ham and chicken fine and mix together with a white sauce, a dash of red pep per and minced parsley to taste. Roll out a fairly rich pie crust very thin, cut into squares and lay a spoonful of the mixture upon each. Form into rolls or turn over three-cornered fash ion and brush with a well beaten egg. Bake in a hot oven until nice and brown. A few minutes will sufiBce for reheating when wanted for the table. Serve on a folded napkin and garnish with parsley. Fresh, criBp watercress is nice with either dish suggested. Sweetbreads With MuBhrooms Mushrooms are moderate in price Just now, and combined with sweetbreads make a delicious dish. When the lat ter comes from the butcher soak in cold water for two hours then cook for five minutes in boiling water. Drop from this Into cold again and re move the fibers. Cut Into pieces and fry in butter with about equal quanti ties of mushrooms, or as many as de sired. When nicely browned blend a little butter and flour and make into a white sauce with a cup of thin cream. ' Delight Pudding. Mix one pint of bread crumbs with half cup of softened butter. Beat the yolks of two eggs, add one cup of milk and halt cup of molasses. Sift together half cup of flour, half tea spoon each of Boda, salt, mace and cloves and one teaspoon cinnamon, then mix these through a cup of seed ed raisins cut in halves (Sultana raisins need no cutting). Add the flour, condiments and raisins to the buttered crumbs and mix the whole, to a dough with the liquid mixture. Steam in a two-quart mold (lined with paper, if plain) thoroughly buttered. Serve hot with sauce. Cream one-halt cup butter. Gradually beat in one cup sugar, then the whites of two eggs beaten stiff. Flavor with vanilla, mace or brandy. English Plain Cake. One cup of butter creamed, two cups of sugar, four eggs beaten light, one cup milk, four cups flour sifted with one-half teaspoon salt one even tea spoon baking soda, two teaspoons of cream of tartar, one cup currants, one cup raisins, one cup oandled orange and lemon peel sliced fine. This makes two loaves. Cook In bread tins two hours in a rather slow oven. This keeps two months or more and should be wrapped In waxed paper and kept in a stone crock. Use any pre ferred flavoring. , Baked Apple Sauce. Apple sauce made In this manner otters a variation ot the many apple desserts. Pare, core and slice six ap ples. Fill a sauce pan one-third full of cold water, add the apples one-half cup sugar, one teaspoon lemon juice, a little grated orange peel and one stick cinnamon. Place on a low shelf in a slow oven, allow to remain until thoroughly soft but do not let apples bake. Set aside until cool and serve with whipped cream sprinkled with chopped nuts. Spinach 8alad. Wash spinach in several waters. It young and tender, heat gently and cook In its own Juice for twenty or twenty-flve minutes. If older boil un covered until tender, using one quart of salted water for each peck of spin ach. When done drain, chop and mari nate in French dressing. When cold serve with rings ot hard boiled eggs and lemon points. . Fruit Ginger Bread. For this mix two pounds ot flour, three-quarters of a pound of butter, one pound ot sugar, one pound of seeded raisins, chopped, one pound of currants, two cupfuls ot molasses, one-halt cupful ot sour cream, halt a dozen eggs, a heaping teaspoonful ot cinnamon. Stir together well, putting in the fruit last having dredged it with flour. Beat and bake in shallow pans. Grease Stains. Sometimes It is not possible to wast out grease spots. In such case, try this method: Put blotting paper under the spots and another piece over them; then iron with a fairly hot iron. Sponge afterward with alcohol of chloroform. Beef Broth With Egg. One cup beet broth seasoned, one well beaten egg; let broth cool a little 'totore adding the egg prevent cur. 4Ung; serve with browned tout W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES aa 4.m e?.Krj c.3. siien3.soHjkS4;so Women's II, Mfsae,Boya,Chlldrei SI.BO SI.76S3 .OU 1 Btgan BualnttM I raakar of tl.S0.S4, haul M f, a a X3 5 - . 279&Waf WJ the world. 006.: ia ailu at W. losiu ihoM la 1113 ortr llll. This is the reason we give you the same values for S3.O0, 13.5U, 14.00 and 14,60 notwithstanding the enormous mcreuM) id uie cuo ui learner, uur sianaaras nave not been lowered and the price to you remains the same. Ask your dealer to show you klnti nf W. L. Douslas BbOM he HAllIno tnr S3 Oft. f3.Af). t4.O0ftnd I4.fiO. You will tben be convinced Ilia l VV .Jj. inJUaa.ua tuiua iub u"v- lutelyae goodasother makes sold at Dinner prices, x uouw uiujuvd in toe tiricr. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE, Wrm. mmnlna without W. L. 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"Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." "In a republic, It is the president's private secretary who acquires the Insomnia." One Sign. "Here's a critic says the drama it in its second childhood." "I notice It has taken to playing is the mud." It is estimated that a day of dark ness in London caused by fog costs the Inhabitants (25,000 for gas, as well as a large sum for electric light. "A Perfect Woman Nobly Planned ToWarn,to Comfort ana Command" Nature never Intended woman to be delicate, ailing, or a sufferer from "nerves." Women in middle age complain of "hot flashes." Many Women suffer needlessly from girlhood to womanhood, and from moth erhood to middle life, with backache, or headache, dizziness, faintness, or bearing-down sensations. For a permanent relief from these distressing symptoms nothing is so good as DR. PIERCE'S FAVORITE PRESCRIPTION as a soothing and strengthening ner vine allays and subdues nervous excitability, Irritability, nervous exhaustion, and other distressing symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic diseases of the feminine organs. It induces refreshing sleep and relieves mental anxiety and despondency. The "Favorite Prescription" Is known everywhere and for over 40 years as the standard remedy for the diseases of women. Your dealer in medicines sells it in liquid or tablet form; or you can send 50 one cent stamps for a trial box of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription tablets. Address Or. Pierce, Invalius' Hotel, Buffalo. N. Y. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. C COLT DISTEMPER Can be handled very easily. The sick are oared, end all others !l same stable, no mutter how"exioseV' kept from having the die ease, by using CPOHN'S LIQUID DISTEMPER CUBE. Glv ct the tongue or in feed. Acts on the blood and expels genna of ah forma of distemper. Best remedy ever known for mares in foal One bottle Runranteed to cure one case. 60c and tl a bottle; S5 uni SlOdozon, of drugaits and hHrnoiBdealers.ornent exprana paid b manufacturers. Cut ebowa how to poultice throats. Our Frei Booklet (fives everything. Local agents wanted. Largest sell.ni uuiutj remeuy in uiidwjbcw iwtfivti ywarrj. SPOHN MEDICAL Cf Chemuta and Bacterioloaieta. GOSHEN, IND U. S. A. Perfect Digestion depends upon the integrity of the liver. IF YOUR LIVER IS TORPID WILL WAKE IT UP AND YOUR SYSTEM WILL NOT RUN DOWN. No Legal Way to Stop Him. However brave the policemen are, they are careful about not breaking the laws and ordinances. A patrol man was kicking his feet down on one of the locks on the lake front the other morning when an excited citizen ran up to him and cried: "Say, hurry up! A man has Just jumped off the pier!" "With his clothes on?" asked the officer. "Yes fully dresed. Hurry!" "What do you want me to do? There ain't no ordinance against a man Bwlmmin' as long as he's properly dressed." Philadelphia Times. Free to Oar Reader. Write Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for 48-pape illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise at to the Proper Application of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your Drugsrlst will tell you that Murine Rellevee Sore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyea. Doesn't Smart, Soothes Eye Fain, and sella for 60c. Try Zt in Your EyeB and In Baby's Eyee tot Scaly Eyellda and Granulation. Too Long. A celebrated doctor was sometimes inclined to sleep in church during the sermon and a friend who was with him in the pew one Sunday joked with him about nodding now and then. The doctor insisted he had been awake all the time. "Now then," said his friend, "can you tell me what the sermon was about?" i "Yes, I can," said the doctor. "It was about half an hour too long." Columbia State. Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easiest to use. Not Near Enough. A farmer in great need of extra ands at haying time finally asked Si Warren, who was accounted the town fool, if he could help him out. "What'll you pay?" asked 81. "I'll pay what you're worth," an swered the farmer. SI scratched his head a minute, then announced decisively: "I'll be darned if I'll work for that!" Everybody's Magazine. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Do not gripe. All In the Bill. "I have sent for you," said the man of the house, "because these pipes need looking after. There's a leak somewhere and a lot of gas going to waste." "No, sir," replied the gas company's inspector, meditatively; "maybe there is a leak, but there ain't any gas go ing to waste you'll find it all in the bill." Milwaukee Journal. Something New. 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