POULTRY1 and Dairy Produce f an kind wanted. Write for our W CASH OFFER Pearson-Page Co. "XS" FARM WANTED VWe gruara'ntea bay. era for farms that , are criced rirht. If you with to call, rend accurate, complet descriD- tion. sr. charles Land co. 2M Morrison St. Bt Charlea Hotel. Portland, Or. SECOND-HAND -MCIUNERY Bought, aold and exchanged; engine, boilers, sawmills, etc. ' Send for Stock List and Prices. THE J. E. MARTIN CO.. 83 1st St.. Portland. Or. ;''. : ' ' ''"' He Knew. " " The good man "was shocked when the little boy asked him for a match. "Do you know where little boys go when they smoke?" asked the good man. "Yes, sir,", replied the boy. "Back of Smith's lumber yard." - TAKES OFF DANDRUFF, HAIR 8T0P3 FALLING Savs your Halrl Get a 2S-cent bottlt - of Danderlne right now Also , : stops Itching scalp. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its lustre, Its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish ness and itching of the scalp, which If not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die then the hair falls out fast. A little Danderine tonight now any time will surely save your hair. 4 I " : Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any drug store! You surely can have beautiful hair and lots of it if you will just try a little oave your nam ltj iu DESSERT NEEDS STUDY IMPORTANT AT EITHER FORMAL OR FAMILY DINNER. Must of Necessity Be Attractive In Appearance to Be Thoroughly En- : Joyed, and 1ta Food Value Is . ' '"Also to Ee Considered. Danderine. Bore Eyea, Granulated Eyelids and Sties proiDDtljr healed with Roman Eye Bal aam. AdT. .. . -i ; .. March of Progress. "How long must i wait for this "pres cription?" - "About , thirty mlnuteB," answered the druggist; "but you can occupy your, time pleasantly.- Here Is a coup on which entitles you to admission to our moving picture show," - Most of the : licorice root used In America comes from the marshy plains or Turkey ana iiussia. - J1.A....... .n-. i mm nirV w Rheumatic Twinges yield Immediately to Sloan's Lin iment. It relieve aching and swollen parts instantly. Reduces Inflammation and quiets that agon- Ulnn Tl ! ...I I. .. trates. ' " Only ''a Lease, : -: ' ' .. ."George Cohan, Just the day before his automobile accident, was talking to me about a beautiful chorus girl who had married a millionaire of 78 years," Bald a Philadelphia Impresario. ."I was shocked.- I was indignant, for the girl is one of the loveliest crea tures I've ever seen. think that that beautiful, beautiful girl should sell herself to such an old ruin!' ; , ; i "Cohan smiled his Queer little twist ed smile. . ' r - --. " 'My dear boy,' he said, 'this isn't sale It's a lease.' "Washington Her- aid. IIMEMT Mis Pain gives quick relief from chest and throat affections. Have vou tried Sloan's Here's what others sayi Reliaf from Rheumatism Mv mother lias mini nn bw. km ! of Sloan's Liniment, and alriiou'eh she ""A oj yenrs or age, sue lias ob tained arcat relief from hrr rlieuma- ll.m ' A-. II P I .'.I..J. j ' I Cooif tar fnM .-J r A little Imijt next dour had rrnnp. I inuuirr aiunu a 1,1 in men c to try. one fare nun three droi on sugar before Joins to bed. and he got upwith oiit the croup in the morning." Mr. IT. II. Inning; 3'H lmmmi Aim., Chicago, 111 NflllMliif Cfina "Sloan's Liniment la the best medl cine In the world. It tin relieved me 01 neuralgia. 1 lice pains have all gono and I can truly say your IJnlmeiit did Stop them." iln. C M. Vuwimr oJokan. mtburg, Mich, At all Dealers. Price 28a., 50c. & $1.00 ; Sloan's Instructive Booklet OB Horses aent free. - DR. EARL S. SLOAN, fat, BOSTON, KASS. ( Putnam Fadeless Dyes make no muss. ' A Gtrl All Riant. 1 Mark Twain, . so the atory goes was walking on Hannibal street when he met a woman with her youthful fam "So this is the little girl, eh?" Mark said to her as she displayed her chil dren. "And this sturdy little urchin in the bib belongs, I suppose, to the contrary sex?" "Yessah," the woman replied ". "yeS' san, aat s a girl, too." Exchange. -IF YOU'RE GROUCHY it is likely that your liver needs stir ring up.-, Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills will set you right quickly. Adv. v Art of Driving. Son (a golf enthusiast) You must acknowledge, father, that it requires a great deal of skill to drive a ball 100 yards. . , Old Farmer Shucks! If don't re quire half as much skill as it does to drive a pig SO feet. Boston Tran script., . ; : y r: The Note. "on, by the way, dear," said the merchant as he was preparing to leave the house in the morning, "if, I find 1 can t be home to dinner I will send a note by messenger." "Don't trouble," said his wife, sweet ly, "I have already found It on the uiottingpad." Western Mall. , Dr. Peery'a Vermifuge "Dead Shot' kllli and expels Worms in a vry tew hours. Tommy's Excuse. " i Teacher Tommy Slimson, have you uny gooa excuse ror Deing late? Tommy (benming) Yes, ma'am. Teacher What Is it? Tommy Waffles. Harper'g Bazaar. Dark and Fair. "Faint heart never won fair lady." ' "I detest that proverb." "Why bo?" "I consider it a slap at us bru nettes." Kansas City Journal. . J. Whit Stocks? Mr. Rockefeller enigmatically re marks that stocks are as good as eggs, and some financiers seem to think they are as easily scrambled. Balti more American. It Is considered bad taste when dining to show the least concern in regard to the courses following the one being served, yet a few people show -courage , enough sometimes to ask what the dessert may be. One college girl used to ask the maid to tell her whenever mince pie was to be served. ; This girl understood the food value of that piece of mlrice pie and she knew if she wished to partake of It she must curtail the courses preced ing. An ordinary piece of mince pie is equal in food value to a piece of roasfbeef, a medium-sized potato and a slice of bread, with a liberal amount of butter. - ; There are two extremes: Desserts !ar too heavy unless their real food value Is known and the rest of the meal is planned accordingly, and des serts too light to satisfy the hunger unless a sufficient supply of other things be eaten. " What place, then, have desserts in the. diet? Do they serve a purpose or are they simply waste efforts? .:....., . Perhaps there is no portion of the ueal which requires more time, more thought in planning and more care in preparation than the ' dessert An ideal dessert must be well flavored and attractive in appearance if . it is to be above criticism. The appetite is to some extent appeased and hence appearance and flavor are meanB of "tickling the palate." - A piece of meat , may be practically ruined in cooking and yet be eaten with dis appointment, perhaps; but a poorly prepared dessert will be left un touched A dessert failing In Its es sential quality, Its appeal to the ap petite, can bo considered a waste of effort always. ': ' - . The one essential which . makes a dessert' a product well worth the time, care, thought and "actual cost, or makes it simply a waste effort from every standpoint, is the knowl edge of its true food value, then making It serve Its purpose In' that respect. A housekeeper ohould have a little table of desserts carefully classified for constant reference or written out In tabular form, arranging her stock of ,' succesHful desserts into three classes, perhaps, as heavy, medium and light. Then she should consider whether the dinner she is- planning is high In food value or low and supply the kind of dessert that will make a well-balanced meal. The following table will illustrate such a classifica tion:'-. J.-.',, - !' Heavy Desserts Pics, cakes and cookies, suet puddings, rich short cakes,' rich ice cream preserves. . Medium , Desserts Custards and soufflues, rice, cornstarch, sago, tap! oca pudding. Light Desserts Speedy and stewed fruits, plain gelatine Jelly, Junkets. O 0 OJ3 0 O DOCKED LAMBS ARE FAVORED i-S ' ski!. ' lJ bJ bJ Make Eating . When the appetite is keen and the digefition normal yo.u can enjoy your meals without fear of distress, but how dif ferent when the stomach is weak and -your food causes Heartburn, Bloating, Nausea, Headache,' Indigestion and Costiveness. This suggests a trial of ; : HOSTETTERS STOMACH BITTERS Hot Pinchers Recommended If Ani mals Are Six Weeks to Two f Montha Old Two Men Required. With the increasing number ; of iaml-s marketed, the competition among sellers increases, "and since docked lambs are preferred and find a more ready sale than undocked ones, the advisability of docking is evident from the market standpoint". From the breeder's point of view, docking decreases the trouble with maggots, which cause trouble if the lambs have had scours, and greatly increases the general appearance and uniformity of the flock. : ' . ,.- :- .. . In the last few years, a method of docking has come into practice which has given excellent satisfaction. It is u u u m o m Gohifo Businessr Yourself tint OUT esoital behind vnu Taii oaT1 mw l 1 Kctra quality gooi direct from wamm to home. tiiucrai i.ornBtwsie( selling line bigsrestcash ! I permaneDC, oeaitaluu (irows better every year. ipnaee Neeeee. Voe Can Care tao H I S20O Per MAtlw-W train vnn A- in uin v..., WniW,ry opmm your suite, epiendldop- 1 nortOilltV for man at vnfwl haUt. mnA nn.r- I aiiee, 21 to 60 jreirs old Jlerk, School Teachers, I ClorKymen, Mechanics, Farmers and olfcem... I nrnie looajr. CO. B.: .. !-!!, 340 as St. The Right Way to Hold a Lamb When Docking With Hot Pinchers. This Simple Arrangement Prevents Burn Ing the Lamb. ' docking with hot iron pinchers. These pinchers may be purchased at various supply houses at' $1.25 per pair..'. This method of docking requires more time for the operation, but there is seldom ! any further trouble. Two men are required to do the work one to hold the lamb and another to use the hot pinchers. . in order to prevent burning the lamb, it is advisable to slip the lamb's tail through a hole in an inch board. This board should be held as closely Ipu'vp '. KJnvs" in WpaUiPr, fnrJifinr as Possible to the body of the lamb. - """"-V " " VU I Tha toil otimil1 tV, V 1 T Wlnoae, aiiaa. Peculiar After Effects cf Grip This Yeai Japanese N apery. '- Have you ever tried the experiment of using Japanese napery, Mrs. Young Housekeeper? Of course, you've often seen the ten-yard bolts of 12-lnch wide coarse white cotton printed with a bird, flower or 1 butterfly design In Canton blue. Hut do you know that one of theso bolts may be cut into two sets of yard-and-a-halfstrlps, and that these placed one lengthwise and two crosswise on your diningroora ta ble do quite as well as the conven tional cloth and are only half the trouble to handle and to launder? For breakfast and luncheon napkins may be made from squares cut from' the bolt, and while these will not do for dinner white serviettes go nicely with the Japanese scarfing. Different housekeepers, have differ ent ways of finishing the raw ends of the scarfs. They may be hemmed like the ordinary napkin, hemstitched or trimmed with a short white cotton fringe. After many launderinga the blue ot the printing may fade a trifle, but It will never become shabby look For years we have been stating in the newspapers of the country that a great many women have escaped serious op erations by taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com. pound, and it is true. We are permitted to publish, in this announcement extracts. from. the letters of five women. All have been recently received unsolicited. Could any evidence be more convincing? 1 , 1 Mom ww, Me.-I had pains in both sides and euch a soreness xt iUiiaTrC(iIyifLralghu llp ft,fc iiraea- M? back ached and I rSttTi 1 0Otfd.,?5 ?leep Wld bought I never would bo any letter until I submitted to an operation, but I commenced taking ifiA 1kh?ru 8 v egetablo Compound and soon felt like, a new woman." Mrs. IUyttard iowiaij, llodgdon, Me. O Ciurlottb, N. 0.MI was in bad health for two years, with SlE7ins a oth ft108 and was venrnervous. I had a growth v, hich tho doctor said was a tumor, and I never wcruld gvt welfunless iaSvnTt1' A frind advised mo to tahe Idia KHnk. &Sibi? (-mix)uiui,and I gladly eay that I am nowt-njoyiny ' Hue health." Mrs. liosA Bijis, 10 AVlnona Bt, Chajrlotte, N. U Q Hanover, Pa. T1io doctor advised a severe operation, but mr husband got me Irdia E. Ilnkham's Vegf abl?. Compound and I expenenced great relief in a short time, Kow I feel, like a new person 4. ZuZtYTl V""??9 k 1x1 lx,d and threoof tho best phyi finn fr i!l i 1 W0Sd havo t0 tl19 toirital for an opcr S S jhad "onjethmg growing in my left side. 1 1 refused to sub- ii&ffifm dsi8wo 2300 Blk-Kasb S. 1!;Ir.IELA!S,?, O"10'"""1 ws very irresrular and for several years !i.y Be moA Ixrpotel to have to undergo an oZ would help mo. I took Ijrdia K. Knkluuu's Vogo table Compound and I became regular and freo Irom pain. I am thankful for such a good medi- Mrs, U UGitrmTH, 7305 Madison Av, Cloveland, O. p-"Wrlt to I.TPIA E.PIXKH AM MEDICITTE CO. lour letter will bo open!, rei nl Answered fcj ft woaiau luad Ucld ia strict coalidcace. Jellied Salmon Salad. ' Take a pint of canned salmon, drain and remove the ekln and bones. Mince fine, add a tablespoon of lomon Juice, a dash of red pepper, a teaspoon of minced parsley and Bait to taste. Mix together and bind with your favor ite naiad dressing and a tablespoon of powdered gelatine dissolved In a quar ter of a cupful ot water.- Fill small molds and set them on Ice to chill quickly. Turn out on crisp lettuce leaves, Garnish with olives and serve with mayonnaise or cucumber sauce. Soap Shredder. An ordinary wire soap cage or hold er makes an excellent soap Bhredder, says tho Christian Science Monitor. Remove the cake of soap from within tho holder, close It and simply rub the soap across the outside, and soon oue hai a holder full of shredded soap whhttimay be emptied out Into the bollerTr the holder and Its contents may bo immersed Jn the water. Doctors In all parts of the country have been kept busy with the epidemic or grip wnich nas visited so many homes. The symptoms of grip this year are often very distressing and leave the system In a run down con dition, particularly the kidneys which seem to suffer most, as almost every victim complains of lame back and urinary troubles which should not be neglected, as these danger signals of ten lead to dangerous kidney troubles. Druggists report a large sale on Dr. Kilmer s Swamp-Root which so many people say soon heals and strengthens the kidneys after an attack of grip. Swamp-Root Is a great kidney, liver and bladder remedy, and, being an herbal compound, has a gentle healing effect on the kidneys, which is almost Immediately noticed in most cases by those who try it. Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., offer to send-a sample size bottle of Swamp-Root, on receipt of ten cents, to every sufferer who requests it. A trial will convince any one who may be In need of It, Regular size bottles BOcts. and $1.00. For sale at all druggists. Be sure to mention this paper. ; ' to the board. The most convenient way to heat the iron pinchers is with a small portable forge or gasoline blowtorch, such as , is used by . tin smiths and plumbers. Pinchers heated to a dull red heat will be tound best suited for this work. When heated to a high degree, or when too much pres sure is exerted, the pinchers will burn through too quickly, thereby failing to sear the wound properly. The pinchers should be allowed to , burn thejr way slowly through the tail so as to thoroughly sear the wound. The hot pinchers are to be especially rec- fommended At lambs are not docked until from six weeks to two months old.' TO INCREASE ALFALFA YIELD Farewell Forever. A Frenchman staying at a London hotel, when presented with his bill, paid It without formal protest, but was indignant at its amount. "I wish to see zee proprietaire," he said to the clerk. In a minute ther proprietor ap peared. ' The- Frenchman was all 1 smiles. Ah," he exclaimed, "I must embrace you." . . "But why should you embrace me?" asked the astonished hotel keeper. "I do not understand." . "Look at zee bill!" "Yes, your receipted bill. What of It?" "What of eet? Simply zees, saire. It means zat I shall nevaire, no. ne- vaire, see you, again," Houston Chron icle. - Best Way of Inoculating Is to Spread Solr Taken From an Old and ; Well-Established Field.- There are two general ways of In oculating the soil for alfalfa. The best Is by spreading soil from an old. well-established and vigorous alfalfa field or from a sweet clover patch. If a few hundred pounds of this soil is scattered on land which has been properly prepared and manured and if the soil has not been exposed to the sun or allowed to dry out, good results will usually follow. ; The other method is by the use of culture. It comes in bottles and Is used on the seed. The ordinary cost of a sufficient amount to treat the seea for one acre is about $2. The United, States gov rnment. also furnishes the culture in limited quantities. . Soil inoculation ia more certain and not as expensive as the cultures where there Is an old, vigorous alfalfa SHORT COURSE OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL Will begin Monday, April 6, and continue 10 weeks. " Regular Normal Credits given. Special emphasis will be placed on the following subjects: State Coarse of Study; Rural School Administration; Rural So ciology; Pedagogy; Psychology; History of Education; English History; Sociology; American History; Professional History; Professional Grammar; Reading; Advanced Literature; Profession al Language; English Literature; American Literature; Physics; Botany; Chemistry; Agriculture; Algebra; Arithmetic; Geometry; Professional Arithmetic; Draw ing; Music; Physiology; Special Methods; Playground. Practically these same subjects will be offered during the Sum mer School, which will convene .June 22, a Catalogue for which will be sent on application to the President, Monmouth, .Oregon. - IP j--eJii.,wfa ! w4Am,- 1 -i i Willi B IVfAl ri wvn , Mill. i wv 1. 1 The Change Courteous, i' ' Client Good gracious! What a ca ricature? ' Painter Excuse me; that's a por trait of myself. , Client Oh, lifelike; very lifelike, I'm sure. Fliegende Blatter. id 1914 CATALOG A PLANTERS GUIDE Listing tha best of every thing lot Market and Homa Canlens -A reliable refer- nit and depend able guide to your purchases. - ETA Quarter of a Cen tum of Success in serving Northwestern Grower qualiHet 1 31 Caidens-A reliable reler- . tr-r-l li a sale snd depend- W- M 1 R ' ' 111 f';S WTA Quarter of a Cen- J PV- a WT or ouccess in serum . ;s!; , I .1 " g- m ToTi2 terot uou. ,".. St Ask for Catalog No. lio. Returning a -Favor. "It's going to be war to the knife," declared the suburban man, who was feeding his chickens. "'What now?" asked the friend. "Why, Blinks sent me a box of axle grease and advised me to use it on my lawn mower," "Well?". "Well, I sent it back and told him to use it on his daughter's voice." Lip' pincott's Magazine. - - IV 11 Facts in Nhaie T?OR centuries !t has been known that Nature'amost valuable health iriv- ing aEentS IOr the CUre of dlSeaaA lira fnnnH in nil Amorioail- fnmtl Over forty years ago Dr. R. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and burgical Institute at Buffalo, N.Y., used the powdered extracts as well as the liquid extracts of native medicinal plants, such as Bloodroot and Queen's root. Golden Seal and Stone root, Cherry baric and Mandrake, tot the euro of blood diseases, This prescription as put up in liquid form was called V. Vy' DR. PIERCE'S Tii Colden Medical JJiscoverjr end, has enjoyed a large sale for all these years in every drug store in the j land. You can now obtain the powdered extract in aucar-eoateif thlt fnrm nt your medicine dealer, or send 60c in one-cent postage stamps for trial box to- Dr. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N.Y., and tablets will be mailed, postage prepaid. - The "Golden Medical Discovery" makes rich, red blood, invigorates tha stomach, liver Bnd bowels and through them the whole system. Skin affections, blotches, boils, pimples and eruptions result of bad blood t are eradicated by this alterative extract as thousands have testified. Pierce's Send 3 1 one-cent stamps to pay coat of mailing only on a free copy of Dr. kuwinun sense roeaicaj Aaviser, xuutj pages, clotabonnd . i,f . ADDRESS DR. R.V-PIERRE. RITFS? A IIVV.V- W . . The Only Way. " " Mrs. Pankhurst, as the Majestic sailed from New York, talked to a re porter about the comparative deceit- umess ot men and women. "Women," said the ; reporter, "are the more deceitful." . ; . 'No," said Mrs. Pankhurst. "men are the worse. Look at the way they deceive their wives." Mrs. Pankhurst smiled and tossed her head. "... ; . , - "Oh, no," she said. -"How could the average man- ever get a wife if he didn't deceive her?" New York Trib une. .. 10 CENT "CASCARETS" FOR LIVER AND BOWELS Cure Sick Headache, Constipation. Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad Breath Candy Cathartic. No odds how bad your liver, stom ach or bowels; how much your head aches, how miserable you are from constipation, indigestion, billsusness and sluggish bowels you always get relief with Cascarets. They Imme diately cleanse and regulate the atom-J ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry off the con stipated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and head clear for months. They work while you sleep. Alasl A cheerful prophet upon the staff of the New York Sun assures us that after Christmas eggs will be cheap. But who has the price of even a cheap egg after Christmas? Louisville Courier-Journal. , Tomato Catsup. One tablespoon cloves, allspice, cin namon, nutmeg, one teaspoon black pepper, one teaspoon cayenne pepper, one and one-half pints vinegar, one tablespoon alt; add a little sugar Stew and strain one peck tomatoes, then add Ingredients, boll two hours, thou bottle. A. T. S. Labor Saver. Spread a couplo of thicknesses ol newspapers ou your sink board. Set your skillets, saucepans or other dirty dUhea on the paper instead of on the board. This saves the board from aiany a stain and much 6couring. Free to Our Headers Write Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago, for 48 pi;e Illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all Dout our Eye Trouble ana they will art visa aa to tbe Proper Application of the Murine lye Remedies ia lour Special Case. Your Druciilst will tell you that Murine KelleTea Bore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't smart, ootnes Ky fain, and sella for &0c. Try It In Your Eves aud ia Baby's Eyes fot Scaly tycUJs aud Oranulatlon. Sou Inoculation . Increases Alfalfa Yield. Actual? Yield (Third Cutting) on Inoculated Plot (Right) and Unin- oculated Plot Left). held near. If alfalfa has never been grown in the community, or on the farm, or if it is not successful, it is advisable to inoculate. Whenever al falfa is showing, during the first year, a weaR, yellowish growth, either In spots or over the entire field, It may be of advantage to inoculate the soil. This can be done by applying to the new seeding acre soli from an old field, or by treating some soli mixed with well-rotted manure with the cul ture and applying this with a manure spreader. Where the speed of the spreader cannot be sufficiently "re duced, the mixture may be scattered with fork or shovel and" the field harrow. Inoculation with the'soll from a good alfalfa field gives uniformly bet ter results than the liquid cultures. Mrs. England's Trouble, Too. "And how's your husband, DIoggsT" "E'a still rather poorly, ma'am, thank ye kindly; e's bin suffering a lot with 'Is gastric ulster!" Exchange, Ideal Greens for Hens. Cabbages, beets and mangles make Ideal greens for hens during the win ter. Small potatoes and specked ap ples are also relished, particularly when the fowls are confined to their indoor quarters. " . Victimized. "Did you come back on aa all-steel train?" "When the waiters and porters fin ished plucking me, I felt sure that It was." Birmingham Age-Herald. Place for Stable Lantern. The lantern that Is hung in the barn to light up for early feeding and late unhitching should never be used for anything else so It will always be. in place when neededd. Yo Can Get AIIen Foot-Ease TRCC Write Allflti 8 nimiM Tj. p. v v . See sample ol Allen's Voot-Eosi. 'it "cures IwcatinK. hot swollen, anhinir four It n.l.. new or tiht shoes easy. A certain euro for corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug gists sell it. ii&o. Son't accept any substitute. Only One He Knew. Can you give me an example of a toothless animal of the mammalian group?" asked, a teacher of a small boy in the class of zoalogy. .., "Yes, sir," said the boy, promptly. ' "Indeed! ! What is It?" ' ' "My grandma!" Boston Globe.V ' .END STOMACH TROUBLE, " GASES OR DYSPEPSIA "Pape's Diapepsin" makes Sick,"$our,. Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine 1 In five minutes.'- Vlf what you just ate Is souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas, and- eructate sour, undigested food,1 or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste in mouth and stomach-headache, you can get blessed relief in five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of I'ape's Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in. five minutes how need less it is to suffer, from indigestion. dyspepsia or any stomach -disorder. It's the quickest, surest stomach doc tor in the world. It's wonderful. Tact. "Why did you offer me that Skye terrier?" . : "Because, madam, I thought you must be a star." . lots Bight T WIS! n llliouiiiaf ism Oskes SfcsH Verk qf Clszsiag Osl Year Entire Sjriea Mm ssA Pact Go Fast -"- Ia S. S. S. You Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It. Many a rheumatic sufferer has been to the drug store for a bottle of S. S. S. and been handed ' something claimed to be Just as good." Truly, to ask for bread and be given a stone Is still in practice. It you are troubled with rheumatism in any form be sure to use S. S. 8. and note its wonderful influence. S. S. S. has the peculiar action of soak ing through the intestines directly into the blood. In five minutes its Influence is at work in every artery, vein and tiny capillary. Every membrane, every organ of the body, every emunctory becomes in effect a filter to strain the blood of im purities. The stimulating properties of S. 6. S. compel the skin, liver, bowels, kid neys, bladder to all work to the one end of casting out every irritating, every paln- inmcting atom of poison; it dislodges by Irrigation all accumulations in the joints. causes acid, accretions to dlsolve, renders them neutral and scatters those peculiar formations in the nerve centers that cause such mystifying and often baffling rheumatic pains. , . ? And best of all this remarkable remedy Is welcoms to the weakest stomach. If you have, drugged yourself until your stomach is nearly paralyzed, you will ba astonished to find that S. S. S. gives no sensation but goes right to work. This is) ' because it is a pure vegetable infusion, is taken naturally , into your blood Just as pure .air Is Inhaled naturally into your lungs.. ... ... Get a bottle of S. S. S. today, and ask for S. S. S. You may depend upon It that the store) ' that sella you what you ask for is a good place to trade. Write to the Swift ' Specific Co..'20 Swift Bid. Atlanta, Ga lor their Book oo. Rheumatism. F YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! If tonaus Is coated. cleanse little bowels with "Cali fornia Syrup of Figs." To Removt Mud Stains From Silk. Mud stains on silk can generally b removed by rubbing with a piece o! rough cloth or flannel. If a stain li loft where tha mud has ben, rub It with a bit f pWn lln.in A.A I. - - - - - . uiyyru a benslne or alcohol. j Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu late and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. Tha Burning Question. The Chief Clerk -If I am wanted I will be in with tha manager. The Latest Acquisition Yesssir. An if you are not wanted where will yer be? Sydney Bulletin. Deciduous Fruit Crops. . California's 1913 deciduoa fruits netted growers Jis.f00.00s). Shelter for Sheep. Sheep can stand almost any degree 3f dry cold eo long as their fleece Is aoj wet. It Is necessary that sheep have a tight roof over their heads. Preparing Garden. Remove all trash from the garden Manure and plow in deep. Weeds and insects are disturbed by doing this. Keep Separator Clean. Keep your separator and milk house slean. What la worth doing at all, is worth doing welL Mothers can rest easy after giving California Syrup of Figs," because" In i few hours all the clogged-up waste. jour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have l welt, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed to i take this ' harmless "fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be :ausa they know Its action on the itomach, liver and bowels is prompt md sure.' . . , . . .,' " . Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tle of "California Syrup of Figs," which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown ups. I Sv Crack S.TRia. Tm Ooos. 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