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Newspaper Page TextPOULTRY i and uJairyj Prodtfce a of all Sinds wanted.. Write for pur" ' . CASH OFFER t Pearson-Page Co. "SgSoT WRITE Moving- Pic hire Plays. B.r money. 6nd tamp. SttnAKiu, 417 itotncniia jpiay,, rorxiana, vr. Stamps or Silver. . Box U78, Portland. Oregon WANTED Partner with capital to pay off mtg. and era Into livestock business with me. Have excellent layout. Box BO. R. 1, Ellensburg, Wash. HOWARD E. BTTKTU8 - Amyer and Cnsrolrf. iwmdvjlle, Colorado. Specimen priccti Ooa, Silv.r. Lmd. L Gold, BUvr, 70uj Cold Hlo: Kino or Copper. $1. .Mailina envelopes id fall .price IjH entoaappHcnioa. Control nd Empire work to Uolted, Belcraacei Qubonste National Bank. THICK, GLOSSY HAIR FREE FROM DANDRUFF Girls! Try It! ' Hair gets toft, fluffy 'rand beautiful Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderlne. FARM WANTED We guarantee hav ers for farms that are Driced rierht. If you wish to sell, send accurate, complete descrip tion . 8T. CHARLES LAND CO. -204 Morrison St St Charles Hotel. Portland. Or. SECOND-HAND MACHpRY Bought, (old and exchanged: engines, boilers, sawmills, etc. Send for Stock Lint and Prices. THE J. E. MARTIN CO., 83 1st St Portland, Or. MOTOR TRUCKS. Bend your name and address on a postal and we will forward you by return mail our new plan ot selling trucks of all capacities without any initial payment Let the trucks pay for themselves. AUTOMOBILE SALK8 UNDERWRITING 1 ; ' COMPANY. P. O. Box 10fl2, Portland, Or. . If you care for baavy hair Jthat glis tens with beauty, and is radiant with life; has an incomparable softness and is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. Just one application doubled the beauty of your hair, besides it imme diately dissolves every particle of dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy ";. hair' if you ..have j dandruff. This destructive scurf robs i t.ie hair or. us lustre, its strengtn ana jits: very 4tfor and If, not overcome it j produces a feverishness and itching of I the scalp;" the hair roots famish, loos- t.) and dlerthen the nair rails out fi'i-t. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of KnowHon's Danderine from any drug store and jUbt try it. ; j Absent-minded persons are contin ually leaving their packages and um brellas in the street cars, but the limit was reached the other day when the car from Warren, Me., Into Thomaston was found to contain' a baby which had been left behind la the rush. REQUIREMENTS FOR SUCCESS Clean, Dry Place With Plenty of Fresh " Air and Sunshine Among i' Essentials In Wintering Sheep. There are four very essential things necessary in wintering ' a flock of breeding ewes. The first is a clean, dry place with an abundance of air and all the sunshine possible; The house or shed must be sufficiently warm for the lambs to do well from the start, should they come to March or February, but there must not be a hothouse warmth. r . The second essential is pure water, and plenty of it. Sheep that eat snow for water will be found in a very dif ferent condition from those i which have access to water at all times. Re member that a sheep drinks but little SOUR, ACID ST0MACH8, GASES OR INDIGESTION I -. . Each "Pape's Diapepsln" Digests 3000 r grains food, ending all stomach i -miseryIn? five minutes. ; Time it! In five minutes all stom ach distress will go. , No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or v belching of gas, acid, or eructations 61 Undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache., .. Pape's Diapepsln is noted for its speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest stomach Tm edy in the whole world and besides it is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble ( forever by getting a largo fifty-cent case ot Pape's Diapepsln from any drug store. . You realize In five minutes how needless it is to Suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder, ft's the quickest, surest and "moat; harmless stomach doctor in the world. ' Mothers will finfl Mr. Winnows Soothing Syrup the beat remedy to rje for their children iu.-.og the teething period. There is always a censor at the Ger- jman court dances who watches the dancers, and u anyone is awKwara or unacquainted with the steps he is notified that he will not be Invited again unless he learns to dance bet- . , -t ' Dr. Peery'a Vermifuge "Dead Shot" kills and expela Worms in a very few hours. Adv. : -, ; i f Up to Date. Old-Fashloned Individual Well, ( lit tle man, building a castle? " s ' Fin-de-Slecle Infant-r-Nope. This is a hotel; there's no money in castles. Harper's Magazine. Experts have estimated that if the forests of the world were scientlflcal ly operated they would yield the equivalent of from 30 to 120 times the present consumption of wood, annual ly. . Bore Eyed, tfrannlated Eyelids and Sties promptly ucaieu , who aumsg - jays flai a in. Adv. '.I A smoking tree is one of the natural wonders "of Ono, Japan. Strange to say, it smokes only In the evening. Just after' sunset, and the smoke is sues from the top of the trunk. Beware. Tho man who sings "I Want to Be an Angel" had better keep out of the theatrical district. Philadelphia Reo ord. RUPTURE IS CURABLE ' ; By wearinr sv SKELEY BPERMATld SHIELD TKl'HS. No . worry intr or dan ger ot an operation. Rupture la not tear or breach, as commonly supposed, but la the stretching, or dilation, of a natural opening. . This SKELEY SPERMATIC SHIELD appliance closes Oils opening in 10 dsys in most cases. If you can't come, write for measuring blank and literature. Sold only by , " . ; , . '; . ; LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO. Third and Yamhill, Portland, Or. Who are Truss Experts and Exclusive State Agenl fuf Uiia appliance, . t . Putnam Fadeless Dyes are the easiest to use. , " ' " Following an old custom, most of the monuments in a cemetery in a Maine town bear on one side photo graphs, suitably protected against the weather, of the persons burled be neath them, i," t , Collapsible baby carriages have al most gone out of use in Chrlstlanla, Norway, owing to the agitation against; them started by a local phy eician, a specialist in children's dtB' eases. ,' s , , , f 1 J ' X&s V " "t KHi ma r Free to Oar Headers Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for iB-page illUBtrated Eye Book Free. Write alt about Your Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the Proper Application of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Bore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Soothes Eye Pain, and sells for 60c, Try It in Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes fof Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. And About as Dear. Filling your coal bins with Ice is one way of getting them thoroughly cold. t'niiadeiphla Ilecord. The material taken from the Pana ma canal would make a pile higher than the Woolworth building in New York and 1350 feet square at the base. Seyille, Spain, , annually harvests more than 60,000 tons ot oranges. mi ciiDirrT ta KIDNEY TROUBLES I beg to say that I have been a con stant sufferer with severe pains in my back and was on the verge ot nervtfus prostration resulting from kidney trou ble and other Complications, A friend of mine recommended Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root as a sure cure for these troubles. Acting upon her advice I began taking Swamp-Root and began to improve befora I had finished the first bottle. I continued its use until I had taken several bottles and con tinued to improve until I was com pletely cured. I am happy to say that I am as well as any. woman on earth and havo. boen so for the past nine years, thanks to Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Root, and I cheerfully recommend it to all who suffer from kidney troubles. Very truly yours, . . MRS. ALVA BAXTER, 407 Cypress St., Orange, Texas Subscribed and sworn to before me this 21st day of March, 1912. "JOHN J. BALL, ' S f ' : Notarv Puhlln.-, Letter to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N.Y. , Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You ! Send ten cents to Dr., Kilmer & Co., ! Iiinghamton, N. Y for a sample size j bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet ot valuable j Information, telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure I and mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all drug stores. All Olood 0 isrs isor AsfoiisMcg Pesulfs Vfifh tho Greafist Diced Porificr Evsr Discovered Btrencth, Power, Accomplishment are all TypMed In S. SL S. tsorns wood disorders become deeuly rooted In the glands and tissues, and the mistake Is made ef resortrns; to drmatto Drugs. These only aggravate by causing cither and worse troubles. X host of peo ns know this to be true. Thsy know from painful experience. 1o get right down into where the blood Is IUated requires B. 8, H. the greatest blood "purifier ever discovered. This remarkably remedy contains one Ingredient, the active purpose of which Is to stimulate the tissues to the healthy election of Its own essential nutriment and the medicinal elements ot this match less blood purl tier are just as essential to well baianeed hw.iih as .the nutritious elements of the meats, grains, fats and euirars of our- daily food. Not only this, but it from the presence ' ef some disturbing poison there Is a local or general interference ef nutrition to use tMils, carbuncles, abscesses end kindred treuhtes, 8. R. 8. so directs the (vuJ cOt U.at this i,UM,a Is rejMied e&l eliminated from their presence. -men. too, a. s. h. has such tpecino stimulation on these local cells as to pre serve their rnutual welfare end a, proper relative assistance to each other. In a very brief time B. B. 8. baa the reconstructive process so under control that remarkable changes are obaevsd. All eruptive places heal, mysterious pains anl aches have disappeared, and from bead to foot there is a conscious sensation of re newed health. From tlio fact that 8- S. & Is purriy a botanical preparation, it Is accepted by the weakest stomach and has great tonla Influence. - Hot one drop of drugs or minerals le used In Its preparation. Aslc for 6. 8. 6. and Insist upon having it. And If you desire skillful advice upon any matter concerning the blood and akin write to The Swift 6polSo Co.. tot Swift Bldg, Atlanta, tia. Ix not allow some sealoue cierk to larrup the atmosphere tq eloquence over something ''Just as trred." aa O. & S. lie are of all couutarfeUA Ramboulllet Ewe. '.n L ' : v: i at a time, and often. A flock having pure water is seldom found,, "with parasites; the worBt enemy with which we contend. The "third essential. Is feeding. The writer, says an exchange, has ob tained the best results by feeding hay and clover mixed. ; The sheep like this very much, and if the mixture is put into the barn In . good shape they will more than thrive on It. Sheep relish a good corn fodder, arid it should be given to them at least once a day. About six weeks before the ewes are due to Iamb they should be fed a mixture of bran one part and oats two parts. TO PREVENT LEG WEAKNESS Floors of Duck Pen Should Be Heavily Covered With Straw Never Feed Fowls Whole Grain. Leg weakness in ducks is often pro duced by damp quarters at night. They can stand all the water and rain during the daytime that they may be exposed to, but at night they must have dry quarters. The floors of the duck pen should be heavily covered with Btraw. ' Leg weakness from this cause is often a case of cramps and rheumatism.' If the trouble does not right Itself in a few days and the bird otherwise is in a good, healthy condition, it is best to kill and eat it. There is, however, another form 01 leg weakness which is more common, ThiB Is the result of too heavy feeding, especially . if the feed is too concen trated. . A popular feed with duck raisers is bran, corn meal, meat scraps and green feed or steeped clover or alfalfa. If the, birds are weak in the legs and upon lifting them up it is, found they are very heavy, reduce the quan tity of cdrnmeal and meat scraps and lncreas9 the supply of bran. Also add powdered charcoal to the mash. This, In a few days, generally ends the trouble. . Never feed whole grain, especially corn. It is claimed that leg weakness Is more or lesa. common among ducks fed whole corn. TO AVOID STRAWBERRY LOSS Plants, According to Wisconsin Ex pert, Should Be "Heeled-ln" by B , Ing Set In Sheltered 8 pot' (By PROF. J. Q. MOORE, Wisconsin 1 College ot Agriculture.) Failure to get a good stand of strawberries may often, bo. traced to neglect of the plants when they ar rived from the nursery, as jiants ar riving iu perfect condition may be ruined by careless handling before planting. Packages of strawberry plants should be opened as soon as received, ind the plante "heeled-ln" by being set In soil in a location protected from sun and wind. Heellng-ln is accomplished by spad ing up the soli, pulverizing It, and risking a broad V-shaped trench about .."-v at sssas: ...... : .N 4 " " ' t - Fine Basket of Strawberries, eight Inches deep. ' The" plants are then distributed along the trench Just far enough apart to allow the root sys tem of each to come fully in contact with the soil. The trench Is then re filled and the soil compressed, care being taken that the crowns are not covered nor the upper parts of the roots exposed. Plants may be kept la this way for some time without being Injured. Varieties should be labeled properly. .. m it's. a-: v; Pleasure to be able to eat your meals without fear of an attack of HEARTBURN ' ' BLOATING . FLATULENCY '" NAUSEA OR INDIGESTION To bring about this con dition you should invig orate the entire digestive system by the use of HOSTETTERS STOMACH BITTERS 10 CENT-"CASCARETS" : IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE For Sick Headache, , Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels They v work while you sleep. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste Indlges tlon, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage In a swill barrel. That's' the first step to untold misery indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give your constipated bowels a thorough cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel ing good for months. Relative Values. Recently a. certain young man was greatly in love with the charming daughter of an old professor and finally getting tho sweet one's con sent he went to speak to papa, U "Professor," , said the young man, "your daughter has honored me by promising to be my wife and I have come to ask your consent to the mar riage." "You may have her, my boy," said the professor to the delight of the youth, " and I want to say that in giv ing her to you I am intrusting to your care the greatest treasure of my life." Shortly afterward the young man arose to go home, but on reaching the door he stopped with much sudden ness. "Gee whiz!" he exclaimed, "look how it's raining and I haven't an um brella! May I borrow yours, profes sor?" "You may not, young man," was the prompt reply of the professor. "That umbrella was presented to me by some fellow-scientists and I wouldn't trust It with any man on earth." Philadelphia Telegraph. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate Btomach, liver and bow els. Do not gripe. Quite Likely. Some authors work best on an emp ty stomach, but a dish of oatmeal would probably help a cereal story. Philadelphia Record. In the midst of alarms from the Balkans the fact that the city of Tir nova, the ancient capital of Bulgaria, has been nearly destroyed by an earth quake, passed almost unnoticed. The English postoffice has 2,610.650 miles of single wire, made up ot 313, 805 for telegraph, 2,234,215 fo- tele phone and 62,030 for private and leased wires. , Neuralgia sufferers find instant relief in Sloan's liniment. . It pene trates to tho painful part soothes and quiets the nerves. No rubbing-merely lay it on, SIOMTS LIMIMEIT Kills Pain " far NesrahrW "I would not be without yew lini ment and praise it to all who Buffer with neurelf 1a or rheumatism or pain of any kmd." Mn. Jlnuy yk ', Atuawri . t Palsj AUGone " I sniTered with quite a severe nu- raUric headache for 4 months without any relief. 1 wed your Liniment (or two or three niht and I ha e n't suf fered with my hd smce." afr. J. JL ioSwt miwiHii. Ay. Treatments for CoM i Crosa "My little girl, twelve rears eld. reofht a severe fold, and I save ber tltree drops of Stoau't Liniment on sugar on foing to hett, and she tot np in the morning with no sirns of a cold. A lit tle boy next door had croup and I gave the mctherth Liniment. Shegavehtai tltree drops on coins to bed, and he cot up without the croup tn the rrMraiat." Aw. r. O. Ce-Jsje. UL atsBDsslwe, IWUa.Ss,asllXM ' Sloan's Books Horses seatfvwe, Aadiaas ' tirmauxix. wia. GOOD DINNER DISHES OF. MEAT OR FISH, A8 THE FAM . ILY MAY PREFER. Best Method of Frying Chicken, Amer ican Style Beef and Ham Pis Mackerel, Creamed or Baked, , Will Be Found Excellent. : , Fried Chicken Cut the chicken Into pieces for serving. Boll in flour, or, if preferred, in beaten egg and crumbs. Heat one cup nice dripping or lard, one teaspoon salt, and one saltspoon pepper; lay , in the pieces and fry brown on each side, allowing not less than twenty minutes for the thickest pieces and ten' for the thin ones. Lay on a hot platter, and make a gravy by adding one tablespoonful flour to the fat, stirring smooth, and adding slowly one cup boiling water or stock. Strain over the chicken. Milk or cream may be used Instead of water. 1 Stewed Oxtails Cut the tails In two-Inch lengths and brown in butter, prepare a brow a sauce, season it well and stew all slowly together for two hours. Garnish with tiny milk bis cuit .', . . ' . . . Beef and Ham Pie Use raw ham and dice both meats, line the dish with a rich biscuit, fill with the meat and a high seasoning, about one-half cup chopped potatoe, small bits of the crust., and one cup rich gravy., , Bake in a moderate oven, and just before serving pour in a cupful or nore of piping hot gravy. Oyster Pie Line ' a vegetable dish with mashed potatoes, Brush it over with the white of an egg,1 and put it in the oven to brown lightly. Take two dozen oysters, half a pint of milk, one tablespoonful of bnUer, pepper and salt to taste. Let ft come to a boil and thicken with a heaping teaspoon ful of flour and put into the space left In the vegetable dish. Creamed Salt Mackerel Soak the flsh overnight and wipe dry before using. Broil on a buttered gridiron over a clear fire. . Lay on a hot dish and pour over it a cream sauce made as follows.' Into one cupful of boiling water stir .two' teaspoonfuls ot corn starch, rubbed smooth with one table spoonful Of butter; cook until well thickened. Add a well-beaten egg, mixing carefully to prevent curdling. Cook a moment longer, season with a tablespoonful ot chopped parsley and a saltspoonful of pepper, - Baked Salt Mackerel Salt mackerel are neither so plentiful nor as cheap as they were twenty-live years ago. but occasionally a baked one fills the demand for something different' Soak the fish overnight in a large amount of cold water, with the flesh' side turned down. tWipe dry, lay in a bak ing pan, add one cupful of milk and Bet in the oven, Bake about twenty five minutes, put on a hot dish, butter lightly and garnish with sliced lemon. Caramel Bavarian Cream. Put two tablespoonfuls ot granulat ed sugar in a saucepan and brown It over a hot fire. Add a pint of cream to it, and grate and add the rind of a big lemon. Heat the cream until It has dissolved the caramel. Beat the yolks of six 'eggs and six tablespoon fuls of granulated sugar together and when it is creamy add It to the hot cream. Cook It over hot water until It Is smooth and thick. Add four ta blespoonfuls of granulated gelatine which has been dissolved and let the mixture cool v When it is cool and Is Just beginning to set whip In a pint of stlflly ' whipped cream. Pour the mixture into a mold, chill and serve. Country Pot Roast In a hot frying pan melt a lump of butter or fry out a small piece of pork. While very hot put in the roast," browning all sides. Roll It over. Do not Insert the fork, so as to keep all the juice in. When browned put In a pot which has been heated, put water in the frying pan to get any juice that may have escaped and pour over the meat. Cover closely and cook slowly for three hours, turning occasionally. Keep- about a cupful of water under the meat and sprinkle a little flour and salt over it 15 minutes before tak ing out Turn several times. ,, Dumas Sauce.. Place In. a sauce bowl one heaping teaspoon salt, three-quarter teaspoon fresh-crushed very fine white . pepper, one medium-sized, sound shallot, peel ed and very finely chopped, one heap ing teaspoon very finely chopped Chi nese, one-half teaspoon finely chopped parsley. Gently mix together," then pour In one-half teaspoon, olive oil, six drops tabasco sauce, one light salt spoon good fresh mustard, lastly one light gill good vinegar. Mix well, send to the table, serve as required. . Maple Frosting. Here Is a tested recipe for maple frosting: Break a half pound of soft maple sugar into Bnrall pieces and put Into a saucepan with half a cupful of boiling water. Stir occasionally un til the sugar is dissolved,, and boil without stirring, until the sirup will thread , when dropped from the tip of a spoon. . Pour gradually, on the beaten whites of two eggs, beating constantly, and continue beating until the mixture Is of the right consistency for spreading. B. V. B. , Brnlllane.; Blanch and chop fine sit Bra ill nuts, add With a tablespoon of straw berry jam, a teaspoon of chopped cel ery, a dash of paprika, salt and enough sweet cream to make a spread ing paste ot a package . ot cream cheese. Add enough cream so that the paste Is thin enough not to break the bread while laying up the sand wiches. Cut rye bread very thin and cut the sandwiches Into small rounds. These are very dainty for afternon tea. Cream of Chicken Soup. Break up the chicken carcass left from the previous day, add bits of skin and barley, cover with cold water, cook slowly on the back of stove or simmering burner tor an hour or more, then drain oft liquor, add an equal amount ot milk and thicken with (Sour and butter rubbed together. A little cooked rice or macaroni improves this economical and delicious sous Hotel Washinbh Same Rates for One or Two Persons la S Eooai i Portland, Oregon. Washington Street Corner of Twelf uV." ; CHAS. H. ROWLEY. Manager. $1.00. 1 $2.06 Per Day With Bath Privilege. tl-SO. $2.00 and $2.50 Per Day With Private Bath. Special Rates by week or month. Bus to and from trains and boats, or take s Depot ear to Washington St. and transfer, get off at Twelfth Street. European plan. 150 outside rooms. Fireproof Building, modern and clean in every respect. Hot and cold running water and both' telephones in every room. Single or double Vx rooms. Large Paflor off Main Lobby. A solar physics laboratory is to be created in New Zealand, at Nelson. The site will probably be on a summit known as the Fringe, which has an elevation of 2500 feet above sea level. " China's first cotton mill was built in 1891. Now It has 34 in operation. School lunches are served at a nom inal cost to elementary school chil dren in 41 American . cities, in 200 English, 150 German and 1200 French communities. ' i 1 ' In Wisconsin 72 towns have entered a statewide social center organization. A WOMAN'S" PROBBEM1 . In the looking-glass a woman often sees wrinkles, hollow circles under eyes,' a.? ("crow's feet," all because she did not turn to the right remedy when worn " . . down with those troubles which are distinctly feminine. Backache, headache, , ,.i pains, lassitude, nervousness and drains upon vitality bring untold suffering ' .. '" 'to womanhood and the face shows it The nervous system and. the entire J . ; ; womanly make-up feels the tonic effect of ; " t " 'V " i)R, PIERCE'S FAR1TE PRESCRIPTIOSJ .'. - It ellayp and subdues nervous excitability, irritability, nervous exhaustion, ana I , -other distressing symptoms commonly attendant upon functional and organic! y -' diseases of the feminine organs.' It induces refreshing sleep and relieves .. as the standard remedy for the diseases of women. Your dealer in medicines - ", ' sells it in liquid or sugar-coated tablet form; or you- can send 60 one-cent , , , ' , Stamps for a trial box of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription tablets. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N.Y. DR. PIERCE'S PLEASANT PELLETS REGULATE AND INVIGORATE STOMACH. LIVER AND BOWELS. SUGAR-COATED TINY GRANULES. . GIVE "SYRUP OF FIGS" ' .'. TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Delicious "Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little Stomach, liver . .i, j 7 and bowels. Look at the tongue, mother! "It coated, your little one's stomach; liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless,, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fover ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat ' diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful f of "California Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigest ed food and sour bile gently moves out of its little bowels without; grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 50- cent botjle of ''California Syrup oil Figs," which contains full directions for babies, children of - all ages and for grown-ups. v .i' , ' " . i Learned at Reform School. . Mrs. Goodsole-Didn't you learn to be a good citizen in the reform school? ' Everett. Wrest Yes'm I learnt it theoretically, but' I ain't . had no prac tice. Houston Post. ' , Still Able to Blush. "Spare my blushes, she pleaded. , "Good gracious!" he replied. "Can you still blush? Where have you been living these last few years?" Chicago Record. . r w. :': The Poor Rule. It's a poor rule that won't work both ways, and a. poorer, one that won't work our way. Philadelphia Record. Be snrelHat yon ask for Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills, and look for the signa ture of Wm. Wright on wrapper and box. For Constipation, Biliousness, and Indlges- Uon. Adv., ' - Verhoyansek, in northeastern Siber? ia, is the coldest Inhabited town in the world. ' The winter maximum is 85 de grees, below zero. IS EP&EPSY CONQUERED? New Jersey Physician Said to Have : UTanv f"ViAa r Ilia PrAttif- RED BANK, N. - J., Special Ad vices from every, direction fully . con firm previous reports that the remark able treatment for epilepsy being ad ministered by Dr. Perkins, of this city, is achieving wonderful results. Old and stubborn cases have been greatly benefited and many patients claim to hnvfl hfifin entirslv c.iirprl. . , . , , Persons suffering from epilepsy should write at once to Dr. H. W. Per kins, Branch 90, Red Bank, N. J., for a supply of the remedy which is being being distributed gratuitously. . ' jThe Speechless Movie. "You seem fond of moving pictures." -"For a change," replied Miss Cay enne. ft'Tt is one of the. few forms of theatrical entertainment where you are sure there won't be dialogue con taining profanity." Washington Star. '--t dragging. ' ., ,i$J Perhaps it is better for a man to brag of his prosperity than to tell of his trniihlAR. -"Woiw OrlAfina Plnnviirta Large deposits of sulphur have been found in southern Texas and are to be developed In a similar manner to the Louisiana sulphur fields. UPTURE u R T U R EE RUINS HEALTH AND PLEASURE O0NTNEGUCTIT or experiment with freak trusses it's expensive and dangerous. No matter how severe or long standing the rupture, we fit a truss to suit, by mail or in person that's our business. ,We guarantee satisfac-', tion . Send NOW, or call, for FREE BOOK. It tells all. PANTER TRUSS COMPANY ' 510 Journal Bldg., Portland, Ore. r Reliable evidence is abundant that women , . are constantly being restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound j The many testimonial letters, that we are continually pub lishing in the newspapers hundreds of them are all genu ine, true and unsolicited expressions of heartfelt gratitude for the freedom from suffering that ha? mmi tr rhpc. omen solely through the use of Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. r,. .: . ; : V Money could not buy nor any kind of influence obtn suc recommendations; you may depend upon it that any 4 testimonial we publish is honest and true if you have any doubt of this write to the v05rien whose true names and ' addreevts are always given, and learn for yourself. , Read this one from Mrs. Waters: " Camdin, KJ.--u 1 was sick for two years with nervous spells, and raj kidneys were affected. '. I had a doctor all the time and nsed a galvanic battery, but nothing did me any good. : I was not able to go to bed, but spent ray time on a couch, or in a sleeping-chair, and soon, became almost a skeleton. Finally 'my doctor went away for his health, and my husband heard of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound and got me some. In two months I got relief and now I am like a new woman and am at my usual weight I recommend j your medicine to every one and so does my husbcud." Mrs. Trxua Watkes, 1135 Knight St, Camden, NJ.;i . . And this one from Mrs, ; Haddock: ' Ftioa, Okla. u I was weak and nervous, not able to do my work and scarcely able to be on my feet. I had backache, headache, palpi tation of the heart, trouble with my bowels, and inflammation. Since taking the .Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound I am better than I have been for twenty years. I think it is a wonderful medi- : cine and I have recommended it to others." Mrs. Mabt Ant Had. ' pock, Utica, Oklahoma. j" Now answer this question if you can. Why should a woman continue to. suffer ; without first giving Lydia E. pinkham's Vegetable CompounS'a trial Vou know that ' it has SAved many others why should it, fail in your case? . 1 - - -.'' -T -' Li ( i- r -"." 1., ., or av years Lyaia e. I'lnkham's Vegetablo Compound has been the standard remedy for fe male ills. Xo one sick 'with woman's ailments does justice to herself if she does not try this fa mous medicine made from roots and herbs, it has restored so many suffering women to health. fp-Write to LYDIA E.PIXXHAM XEDICIXE CO. L- (C05FIDEXTIAL) IXN, MASS., for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict coniidence. 5" ij.iiniiaS)Wsasl.aa l:aalasliSiaMSMss e Ifsi XJm ' (MtOriraSrrML TmM Cm O I saSn Sol t Drwdfak I I , No. , 14, vrttia to advertiser.