TURKEYS, GEESE, DUCKS AND SUCKLING PIGS WANTED Advise ouick what you have for Holiday Trade, Will sell your Poultry and rive you pr mpt and reliable service for five per cent of gross sales. Ship your Poultry where it will be properly handled. Cold storage in building. Good sales' manshtp and quick returns. PEARSON-PAGE CO., Portland, Ore. WANTED: Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides NO COMMISSION CHARGED. Write today for tags and our net cash price list We guarantee fair treatment, highest prices, and "Check by Return Mail." Give us a trial with your next lot of produce, f. H. Schmali & Co., M-D, Capital, $10,000. 141-143 Fro Su Ptrtlud, Ore. SPOT CASH FOR YOUR , Eggs, Poultry, Hogs, Veal Ket prices t. o. b. Portland, no commission. Fresh chicken egirs, 85&38c doz; dairy butter, 18c: live bens and sprinffs, 13fel5c; ducks & greese, 10S12c; dry picked poultry, lc higher. Turkeys, 18(" lie dressed, 1st grade, 222ac; 2d grade less. Fancy pork. Mi&10c: fancy veal, 146' lBc; dry fasca.. Fe. Ship furs, wools, mohair, wax, hides. :, $30,000 RUBY & CO., 107 Front St., PORTLAND, OR, TAKES OFF DANDRUFF, HAIR 8T0PS FALLING Save your Halrl Get a 25-cent bottle of Danderlne right now Also stops Itching scalp.. , OWARD E. BURTON - Hnuiyer anrl Chernlt, l.n.Au.ila Pstlnriuin HttM'ilumi Uric?! fJolU. Oliver. Lead, tl. Gold, Silver, 75os Gold. 60c; Zino or Copper. $1. Mailing envelopes a id full prirelist rat on application. Control and Umpire works United, fiuterenoe: Carbonate National Hank. PATENTS Watson E. Tolemnn, Patent Lawyer, WaHUIiiKton 1.(J. Advli and bookh free. Bates reasonable. Highest references. Uest services. LADIES! TURN YOUR SPARE TIME INTO DOLLARS 1 - We have an article used In every home and want one lady in each town to represent us. Will help you tniild up an independent busi ness of your own. PETTY a CO.. Bi 277, Portland,, Or. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY Bought, sold and, exchanged; engines, boilers, sawmilla, etc. Send for Stock List and Prices. THE J, E. MAKTIN CO., 83 1st St.. Portland, Or. Hours, 10 a. m. to 6 p. m. Main 5714 or by appointment. DR. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chronic Diseases. Licensed Practitioner. Suite 424-6-7 ArcadeBuildingeattlft END STOMACH TROUBLE, 'I GASES OR DYSPEPSIA "Pape'a Dlapepsln" makes Sick, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine In five minutes. If what you Just ate Is souring on your stomach dr lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas,' and eructate sour, undigested food, or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taBte In mouth and stomach-headache, you can get blessed relief In five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape's Dlapepsln from any drug store. You realize In five minutes how need lees it is to suffer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest stomach doc tor in the world. It's wonderful. What He Had. An old German farmer entered the office of a wholesale druggist one morning and addressed the proprietor: "Mister Becker, I haf der schmall pox " "Merciful heavens, Mr. Jacobs!" ex claimed Becker, as the office force scrambled over each other in their ; hurry to get out, "don't come any nearer," "Vot's dor madder mit you fellars, anyhow?" quietly replied Jacobs, "I say I haf der sclunnll pox of butter out in mine wagon, vot der Mrs. Beck er ordered las' week alreaty." Chi cago News. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair is mute evidence of a neglected scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf. There is nothing so destructive to the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and its very life; eventually producing a feverish- ness and itching of the scalp, which if not remedied causes the hair roots to shrink, loosen and die then the hair falls out fast. , A little Danderine tonight now any time will surely save your hair. Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderine from any drug store. You surely can have beautiful hair and lots of it if you will Just try a little Danderine. Save your hair! Try It! Jackrabblt Stops Fast Train. How a Jackrabblt stopped the crack Great Northern passenger train was related to a Spokane reporter by H. H. Dean, 319 South avenue, Hlllyard, Wash., the engineer who etood at the throttle when the incident occurred. Here is the engineer's own version of the affair: "We were coming through Naylor, 130 miles west of Spokane, at 5:30 o'clock p. m., when the accident occurred," declares Mr. Dean. "We were bowling along about 60 miles an hour, pulling our full complement of coaches, when I saw a Jackrabblt coming toward us full speed in the middle of the track. The animal evi dently was confused by the brilliant glare from the electric headlight and made no effort to get out of the way. Just before we struck him he stopped and crouched down, and after the en gine pilot passed over him the air brakes began to work and the train came toj.ndden stop, the air register shorwlng tb brakes set on the emer gaoncy. Th( fireman and I got out to jjfnvestigate,.and found that the air fiose had ben uncoupled between the i engine and tender. There were blood stains ant pieces of fur on the coup ling, and it was evident that the body oif thejabbit had been thrown against tznose with sufficient force to break the cou:2ionB. While we were con necting the nose again the conductor came running up to discover the cause of the sudden stop, and when I told him we had run over a Jackrabblt he thought I was 'kidding' him and got mad. lie was from Missouri and we had to show him the stains on the coupling before he would be convinc ed. We were delayed but two or three minutes, find no one was injured by the sudden stop." YOUNG HANDY BOY ABOUT TKE HOME Every Young Man Should Have Box "- of Tools and Learn to Repair Artl cles Damaged About House. I like ' the handy boy abojjt the house, who knows how to hang a pic ture, drive a nail, and -do the little necessary repairing that any mother wants done. It is easy.,, enough , to learn how to use a saw or chisel, and every boy should have a box of tools, so that be can repair articles that may become damaged. The boy who1 is handy about his mother's house will be of Inestimable value to his wife when he shall marry. Boys who do not care to go out at night may learn to make many pretty pieces of furni ture, if they will only devote some time to studying how to use tools and paints. With a few lessons, the handy boy may make picture frames, or cab inets, odd cornices, or desks or other articles of usefulness and value. The boy who Is bandy about the house and a help to his mother is one who learns now to make purchases for the house lold, who can tell a good " piece of ;neat at the butcher's, or pick out ('resh vegetables at the market Oh, no, do not say that marketing la woman's work. It Is quite as much man's work, and besides, none of us can know so much in this world that e can afford to ignore even the de tails of marketing. Foster Coates. PLAY APPARATUS FOR BOYS Wheeled Platform Propelled by Push ing One Foot Adjustable Handle Is Used for Support. After watching small boys .coasting about on home-made vehicles propelled by one foot, an Indiana man designed i more elaborate affair on the same principle. A low platform la mounted you Mounted, v Farmer Hawbuck What do charge for pictures like them? Photographer ;EIght dollars mount ed. Farmer Hawbuck All right. Where's the horse I'm to set on? Boston Transcript Motheri will find Mrs. Wlneiows 8oothlng Byrup the best ruinndv to iso (or UteU olilldrej) iurlug the toothing period. A Fool Stunt. Since the incident of the "Wolf of Wall Street," special attention is call ed by somo of the press to the fact that it is against the law to imperson ate a congressman. Wo fall to Bee why any good citizen should want to be guilty of a fool stunt like that Boaumont (Tex.) Journal. London, England, tins more than 80,000 street gns lamps. MEN! $30 A WEEK EASY yJ lNrn Vfttminktttif mnii Krwrnvtrnt In tw moitih. riMitioutHtiarunUHKl. Writ WATCHMAKING SCHOOL 2l6b-MMltaBllt..r.rtlus CHILDREN are subject to CROUP during the winter monthi. Mothers Bhould protect them by using- Goddard'a especially prepared Throat Bands. They are infallible and convenient to usa. Satis faction guaranteed or purchase price refunded. Sent postpaid on receipt of 60 cents. A. II. (iODPAHU. 290 Weldler St., Portland. Or. And Which Is Condensed. The city couBin, on a short visit to her country cousin, is watching the latter as she commences to do the evening milking. "Oh, I say, isn't it all so very inter esting. And from which of the cows, Lucy, do you take the certified milk?" Buffalo Express. Pins fashlonod almost exactly like thoBe of the sort known today as "safety pins" have been found la Etruscan and Roman tombs, and the date of these has, In some instances, been assigned to a period prior to the Christian era. ' Free to Onr Reader Write Murine Eye Reineily Co., Chicago, for JB-pnirn illuatrati'd Bye book Free. Write all bout Your Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the Proper Application, of the Murine Kye Remedies In Your Special Case. Your Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Bore Kyon, BtreiiRlhniiH Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Boot lies Eye l'alu, and sells for 50o. Try It In Your Eyes and in Baby's Eyes fw Scaly Eyelids and Oruuulutlou. Flnnlgan's Rival. ' A few years ago Engineer Donahue of the Missouri Pacific had a break down to his engine on the Kickapoo grade. He went to the telegraph of fice and sent the master mechanic, W. T. Hume, the following message, in which, to our notion, the famous "off again, on again" message of Finnlgan is clearly outclassed: "Mr. New: Number 2 Hns busted her flue While golug through Klcknpoo. What would you Have me do? Donahue." Potter Kansan. Moscow cab drivers are prohibited by law from carrying whips. s iglif Twisf On Rfieiimifisra Hakes Short Work of Cleaning Oat Your Entire System Achis and Pains Go Fast. New Play Apparatus. in four wheels, two axles of the device being connected by a strong steel band, on which the footboard rests. The construction is such that by tilting the footboard to the right or left the wheels will turn in the same direction, but the toy will not upset The Ions haiAlle is adjustable to any height and is usett more for support than for guidance. To operate the ve hicle a boy stands with one foot on the platform and with the other foot pushes It ahead until sufficient mo mentum is attained to carry it on. He then get aboard with both feet and guides it by throwing the weight of als body on one side or the other. - BOYS' SECOND-HANDED FUN la S. S. S. You Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It. Many a rheumatic sufferer has been to the a rue store for a bottle of 8. H. 8. and been handed something claimed to le "Just ma good." Truly, to ask for bread end be given a stone is still In practice, if you are troubled with rheumatism in any form be sure to use S, & 8. and nolo lis wonderful Influence. 8. 8. S, has the peculiar action of soak ing through the intestines directly Into the blood. In five minutes Its Influence Is at work in every artery, vein and tiny capillary. Every membrane, every organ of the body, every emunctory becomes In effect filter to strain the blood of Im purities. The stimulating roierttes of 8. 0, B. compel the skin, liver, bowels, kid neys, bladder to all work to the one end ct easting out every Irritating, every pain, instating tUom of poison; it dislodges by irrlatlon all accumulations la the Joints, i avcla awcraUoua to dJtulvo, ruUtifs them neutral and scatter those peculiar formations In the nerve center that cause such mystifying and often baffling rheumatic, pains. And best of all this remarkable remedy Is welcome to the weakest stomach. If you have drugscd yourself untU your stomach is nearly paralysed, you wul be astonished to find that 8. 8. 8. gives no sensattun but goes right to work. This la because It Is a pure vegetable infusion. Is taken naturally Into your blood just as pure air Is Innaled naturally tut your lungs. Qet a bottle of 8. S. 8. today, and as f or B. 8, B. Tou may depend upon it that the store that sells you what you k for Is good place to trade. Write to the Swift spvciflo Co., tot Swift ltidg.. Atlanta, 0 tgg inelr iiuuk on. lUieuiuaUsai. Jacob Rita Says Football and Base ball Pauperizes Youth, Both Mentally and Physically. The shortcomings of baseball and 'ootbnll as sports for boys are pointed sut by Jacob Rlls in an article on 'The Boy Scouts" in the Outlook. He says, "Scouting gives every boy a chance to be in the game," and con tinues: "The trouble with baseball and foot oall Is that they do not do that. They are good as far as they go, but tbey lo not go around. Nine or eleven boys take a hand In them, a hundred or a thousand sit and shout. They have no other part in it. Granted that there are many nines and elev sns. Still there are many more whom the game really robs of a boy's most precious quality initiative; it pau perizes the boys, physically and men tally, by making them take their fun it second hand. Put play, said Froe bel, 1b the normal occupation of a :hild, through which he grows char acter; and we know Froebel was right. Scouting Is all initiative, all Individual effort. "I am not knocking baseball be ;ause we didn't know the game when was a boy in Denmark. I am simply saying what must have been in the tnlnda of many a boys' leader, in and out of school, all these years. The national game can take care of Itself. ( am glad scouting has come to fill !n the chinks, as it were. If some )f the fierce competitive spirit is lost that has run riot in the past, the standards are not. Scouting, as I have shown, sets up definite stand ards to which the boy must come up ind which will stand being matched tgalnst any boys' game anywhere. 1 RAISES thePOUl Better than other powde! producing light, dainty, vrhc- tome cakes end pastries ' CRESCENT BAKING POWDER nigh grade and moderate in price j 25c lb. tin at grocers. Crescent Mfg. CoSmuI n BEEF STEW WITH DUMPLINGS is5SK 33N i mm 7 Everybody loves V- . - - " MUSIC Do you want to learn to play Piano, Organ, Violin oi Guitar. For a small Bum we will teach you AT HOME to play fourth grade music regardless oi number of lessons required. Any one who can read can learn by our method. - f: V r " t EASIEST and most up-to-date system in exist ence. We loan you a perfect "Time beater" free. Write .for particulars. American School ' of Music ' 516-517 Commonwealth Bldjr. Portland, Oregon, t ' T- Another Question . Jonesy How did he loSe the money he made? f Jinks I'd like itf know how he made the moiy he lost Kansas f!itv Star Japan is growing.- j JlOW U04 encouraging fruit Cold Weather Dish Is Certainly One , of the Best That Has Yet Been Devised. Use an aitch" bone for this and serve part for a roast, as the whole ne would make stew enough for 15 eople-- However, shinbone can be d if you prefer. ; "Take off enough of the-fat to brown the meat and vegetables and let it be itrylng out , while you are preparing the meat If there Is no fat use a lit tle pork fat or dripplings. Cut your meat into dice about an inch large each way, dredge them well with salt, pepper and flour, and brown in hot fat. Put in your stewpan. Cut two oninos. one small turnip and half a carrot into dice and brown; add to the meat, cover with boiling water and cook until the meat is ten der. Remove bone and skim off the fat; aUd six er eight small potatoes, Lwhich have been pared and parboiled. Add salt and pepper to taste. Cook until nearly done and then add dum plings., ' . Dumplings One pint of flour, one half teaspoon of salt, two teaspoons baking powder. Mix thoroughly. Add enough milk to make a soft dough. Shape and cook 'ten minutes in the soft dough. Add salt and baking pow der to the flour, and sift all so as to mix them thoroughly with rl enough milk to make a dough you canhandle; it will take about a cupful ;?they can be dropped from the sroa -or shaped a little with the hands.- The stew should be boiling rabidly when the dumplings are addedjnd continue to bol rapidly while ihey are in. Do not Wve so much water or broth in the sow that the dum-Dlina-s cannot rest on the meat or on thA nntarnea. If thev do not they will be heavy. And do not put in bo many that they will crowd each other, for that makes them heavy also. , the Alert Watch 'fGiir anv sign of distress invhg Stom ach, Livef or tfo'v? 0 and he ",aVe to try Li p IldSTEITER'S o Stomach Bitters o p promptly. It will tone Q and strengthen those' p organs and help you Q maintain health and n vigor at all times. GET A BOTTLE TODAY 11 I BITS WORTH KNOWING : ,. f. To soften brown sugar "W" lias become lumpy standt Ves jMsel ailed with boifewf water.X. . Castile, and orris roolTual parts mfake a cleansing andVs-ant tooth owder. ";' A quantity of lckllme put Into a lamp cupboard r a few days will Ttmfof? 'fJre- T.ampr!ess. Blood tns should be soaked when, tresh in coid-water. --. " Use salt and iotfgeon ink itains. ;" . Rub grass stains with molasses, a? J wash. " ' Use boiling water for tea stains. it Won't Woric "Pierpont Morgan," said a western congressman, "splendidly enlightened the money trust committee on the sub ject of credit when he said that no matter how many billions of credit a man might have today, he'd lose it all tomorrow ir he did a Bingle wrong deed. , "Mr. Morgan declared afterward to me personally that credft depended al together on integrity, and a man who tried to do wrong and at the same time maintain his credit was as silly as the Hartford schoolboy, "This boy and some friends he ex plained, wanted to get in to a baseball game, but they had no money. How to cheat the gateman? They could think of no scheme. For a long while they were hopeless. Then suddenly the boy in question exclaimed, in a delighted voice: "'I've got it, i fellers! We can all walk in backward, and the man'll think we're comin' out.' " Washing ton Post. . i W.L.DOUGLAS SHOES ! $ 2.00 S2.BO $3.00 Women's ll&tx 12 Misses, Boys. Children Sle0OSI.75S2S2.5OS3 Baffin buintM In into, now um ox 93, and S4 hot In the) worid. kinaana Miai 1 4s. all Lattthfm aiu ana untitles. k 2. .ir Ta. X-...- IMS tM I V ... V Wi ll Two cherry orchards in New South 1 Wales, Australia, yielded $10,000 i worth of cherries this season. ' vr as wusina duucs BTO ICUUUUsV every where. Why not give them ft " I "IUO JUU WUIIDIITB k Ivl jrUiU UIUUCJT WaUfWWiUSUyUlb If you would visit our factory. one roof, and era how carefully ' TIT T i .. . . i you would understand why they are iiuiu moil ujiu wcru iUUttT UIMU Your dealer should supply you with uiwu.iuu iiaKeaBuusuiuie,jNone Vgenuine without W. L. Ioustaa 7ap sent everywhere, direct from iao l tory, by Parcel Poet, postage free. Now swtwcsn, frrito munx w mus , uwis, VV. X, IXJUU-JjAH, ' SIO Spark St., Brockton. Mam, Hotel Washington . Wuhinirton Street, Corner of Twelfth. CHAS. H. ROWLEY, Manager. $1.00. $1.50 $2.00 Per Day With Bath Privilege. Same Rates lor One or Two Persons in a Room Portland, - Oregon.. $1.50, $2.00 and $2.50 Per Day With Private Bath. Special Rates by week or month. Bus to and from trains and boats, or take a Depot car to Wsshinirton St. and transfer, tret off at Twelfth Street. European plan. 150 outside rooms. Fireproof Building, modern and clean in eveiy respect. Hot and cold running vf ater and both telephones in every room, Single or double bedrooms. Large Parlor off Main Lobby. ' Their Position. - -"A camet man oueht to have a great advantage over a paperhanger if both beonged to the same club .. iiTT.im an ... "Because x,a nQnoPho n crov nrMilrl naturally g t0 the wnen tne omer ienu jm tbo flnor." - IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Motheri If tongue Is coated cleanse little bowels with "Cali fornia Syrup 'of Figs." Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs," because lo a few hours all the clogged-up waste, sour bile and fermenting food gentlj moves out of the bowels, and you havt a well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed tc take this harmless "fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowels is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 60-cent bot tie of "California Syrup of Figs." which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Centipedes and Tarantulas. A centipede has a deadly fear of a tarantula, and one of the most curious Sablts of the centipede is his manner 3t going to rest In the desert when be knows his enemy to be in the vicinity, tie builds a cactus fence literally about 11m. A tarantula hates h cactus as much is he longs after a centipede, and has never been known to crawl over the plant Secure in this knowledge, the centi pede will sleep as long as he wishes while bis wistful enemy looks long ingly at him over the barrier, power loss to go to the attack. Seldom Wlllmore, an Englishman, enjoys the distinction of being th only European who has ventured tc appear at the native bar in Egypt Mr. Willmore is a noted Arabic schol ar, and his pleadings have filled th native Judges with admiration, foi rarely have they listened to such flu ent classic Arabic. Distemper In all its forms, amone all apes of borsw and dogs, cured and others in the snme sts ble prevented from having the disease witl Spoon's Distemper Cure. Every bottli guaranteed. Over 600,000 bottles sold last fear. $.50 and $1.00. Good druggists, oi tend to manufacturers. Atrents wanted Write for free book. 8pohnMed.Co.,Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. The Married Moth. Rhlnelander Waldo, the'police com mlssloner of New York, was talking at a wedding breakfast, about a bach elor who, after a rather crimson career of bachelorhood, was going to get mar ried at last '. "He'll keep very quiet- now," said Mr. Waldo. "He'll make the very best of husbands. A burnt child dreads the fire." He chuckled and resumed: "A burnt child dreads the fire, and that is no doubt why the newly-mar ried man avoids all his old flames." New Orleans States. Prune Jelly. Prune Jelly is a dessert that can be made when no fresh fruit can be had. Pour a quart of cold water over a quart of prunes. If they are the sort of prunes that come wrapped in waxed paper, and so are reliably clean, they can be cooked in this water. It you cannot rely on their cleanliness, wash them carefully, throw away the water and add another quart If they are the waxed-paper sort, they will not Deed soaking for this recipe. If the other sort, soak them until they are tender. Put them over the fire and let them boil gently until they are loft Add the Juice of half a lemon and two tablespoonfuls of sugar and take the prunes out of the liquid. Pit them and put them in the bottom of a lelly mold. Soak a boxful of gelatin In a little cold water and pour the boiling liquid in which the prunes were cooked over the gelatin. Stir until the gelatin is dissolved and then strain over the prunes. - Ironing HinL When ironing dresses fastened with aooks or Bnaps I fold a very soft towel very thick and lay the edge of the Sress hook down on the folded owel and iron on the other side, says a ;orrespondent Dresses trimmed with small buttons can be ironed In the same way, looking much better than when ironed right side up, which often leaves a rough looking place on an otherwise finely ironed dress. I find this much - the ueatest and quickest way to iron all kinds of dress fastenings. Chestnuts In Chicken Salad. Try adding chopped cooked chest auts to chicken salad, either in place f celery, or in addition to it They jive a delicious flavor and con ilstency to the salad. They also can be added to potato salad which, by the way, is always better for the ad dition of some other ingredient Minced sweet green peppers or shopped celery keep potato salad troni a certain heaviness v that Is lometimes has. - , Waldorf Salad. Two Cups of celery chopped fine, I cup of apples cut in dice, a handful )f nut meats chopped. Mix the above with a good salad dressing and serve garnished with celery leaves. I some dmes scoop out the centers of pretty red apples and use these shells for ;ups "In which to serve the salad. Exchange. Cares White YoaWellu Allen's Fixt-L"ase Is a certain cure for hot, IW,(il1ff rtAllttd ...l.i.nlU, anl.l.... CI, by all Druggists. Price Don't accent any substitute. Trial package FK. Address Allen S.01instM,LeKov, S. Y. Where Our Fish Go. A billion alleged mossbunkers were netted last year and transformed into j fish oil and fertilizer. It would be in-1 terestlng to know bow many of them were bluefish, bass and other food: fish. New York Sun. Date Pudding. Mix two cups of graham or whole wheat flour, one cup of milk, one cup if molasses, one teaspoon salt, one ialf teaspoon soda, one heaping cup f stoned dates cut fine. Steam in add three hours, serve with a liquid tauce. Probably it requires less capital to become a cynic, but of the two ws would rather see the friend we love become chief clerk at a flea circus. Biggest Electrical Egg Hatchery. The largest electrical egg hatching plant in the world is in England, hav ing an average output of 8,000 chick ens a week. BtMCcstkSyna, Tw Ceod. I'Mitj Fudge. Cook three cups sugar, one cup milk ind one tablespoon butter. When tugar is melted add four or five table ipcons cocoa, stir and boll 15 minutes, fake from fire, add one tablespoon ranilla, stir till creamy, pour on but ;erd plates, cut in squares. Cocoa Frosting, Doll two-thirds cup sugar, heaping ablespoon cocoa, creamy milk to mix, intil it forms soft ball in water. Take "rom fire, add butter size walnut and ranilla and beat until ready to spread .To Brighten Furniture. When, furniture becomes dull rub ii irith a flannel dipped in equal parts of mrpentine and kerosene. To Protect Bureau Top. To keep the tops of bureaus in gooo nndltlon it is well to plac a pieo at dotting paper under the cover. . Strong-Minded. "Would you call Bilklns a strong minded man?''. ,. . "I should say so. He has splendid self-control. Why, I have known him to talk politics for as long as IB min utes .without losing his temper." Buffalo Express. V, keeping tiie Body in Repair Nature intended that the body should do its own repairing and it would do so were it not for the fact that most of us live other than a natural life. Nature didn't intend that we should wear corsets, tight collars or nhno win livA in harllv ventilated and drausrhtv houses, nor eat and ClilVDs IIUI, 1 T V S SWMaj K-J - - -1 drink some of the things that we do, nor ride to street cars when we should walk. The consequence is that the body when it gets out of order must look for out side help to make the necessary repairs. For weak stomachs and the indigestion or dyspepsia resulting, and the multitude of diseases following therefrom, no medicine can be more adaptable as a curative agent than DR. PIERCE'S GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY, This famous Doctor's prescription has been recommended for over 40 years, and is today just as big a success. Restores a healthy appetite. Cleanses the blood. Strengthens the nerves. Regulates stomach and liver. Demand the original. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery Sold in Liquid or Tablet form by Dealers In Medicines Send SI one-cent stamps to pay cost of mailing- only on a free copy of r. Pierce's Com mon Sense Medical Adviser, 1008 pages, dothbound. Address Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, H. X. Looking Far Ahead. . That tie lawyer builds largely on the future was demonstrated the other night by a story told by Congressman Byron P. Harison, of Mississippi. Some time ago, so related y&.v'co'Or gressman, a handsome yotmg woman entered the office of a prominent law yer. Immediately the legal onerose to greet her. "I am glad to tell you, Miss Smith," he pleasantly remarked, "that your breach of promise suit has been set tled. The defendant has expressed a desire to compromise the case by mar rying you." "I am very glad to hear that," was the smiling response of Miss Smith. "It is much better than taking a chance on losing the verdict You have managed the case very well. How much do I owe you?"- "Let me see," thoughtfully mused the lawyer. "Shall we say $100?" . "We shall not!" was the emphatic rejoinder of the fair plaintiff. "It is entirely too much." "Well, then, I will tell you what I will do, Miss Smith," responded the lawyer. "I will Just cut that bill in half if you will promise to retain me as your counsel when you sue for a divorce." Philadelphia Ledger. The women of early days possessed bronze bodkins made like those of our time, and in their toilet they employed small tweezers of a pattern that has not altered in 2000 years. To retain the hair in a desired fashion they had not, it is true, hit on Uio idea of bend ing a wire double, but chcy did employ for this purpose straight bronze pins exactly like the modern hatpin, and showing a big spherical head. Sprains, Bruises Stiff Muscles are quickly relieved by Sloan's Liniment. Lay it on no rub bing. Try it Ankle Spraia and Dislocated Hip. " I sprained my ankle and dislocated my nip by falling out of a third story window. Went on crutches for four months. Then I started to use your Liniment according to directions. I must say it is helping me wonderfully. We will never be without Sloan's lini ment anymore." ( Jakntm. mmm LOAM'S imiMEIT Kills Pain Splendid far Sprains. " I fell and sprained my arm a week ago and was in terrible pain. 1 could not u.e my hand or arm until I applied your Liniment. I shall never be with out a bottle of Sloan's liniment,"' Fine for Stiffness. " Sloan's Liniment has done more good than anything I hare ever tried for stiff joints. 1 got my band hurt so badly that I had to stop work right in the busiest time of the year. I thought at first that 1 would have to have my hand taken off. bat I rot s bottle of Souss Liniment and cured my hand." At bB DeeJsrs. 25c. SOo. aaj $1.00 Send for Sloan's f res, laetracbve book horses. rattle, her and pwuur. Address kinisLaiik. Bist;i&. fen tAfd 10 CENT "CASCARETS" FOR LIVER AND BOWELS Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad Breath Candy Cathartic. No odder-how bad your liver, stom ach or bowelBJlG-W much your head aches, how miseraWfr-you rom constipation, indigestion, piousness and sluggish bowels you alwayS-t relief with Cascarets. They imme diately cleanse and regulate the stom ach, remove the sour, fermenting food and foul gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry off the con stipated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. - A 10-cent box from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and head clear for months. They work while you sleep, 8trablsmus. The Judge had the misfortune of being crosseyed and the result at times was rather amusing. One day he had three prisoners before him. "What's your name?" he inquired of the one to the left. "James Peterson," promptly replied the man on the right . - The man on the bench turned around quickly. "I was not addres sing you, sir!" he Bnapped. At this the one in the center, quak ing and trembling with fear, stammer ed: "I I never opened my mouth sir." me vvasn. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu late and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy to take as candy. The private car of the czar of Rus sia is dynamite proof, and owing to its weight it could not run on the major part of the European lines. The car is furnished with a chapel, a li brary, a bathroom, a drawing roim ana a ooaroom, besides a kitchen nnd dining room. The czar always traels with ono chef, a man now well along in years, who served his. father and for a while the grandfather of the present Germar. emperor." Sign of Old Age. Chauncey Depew says the American girl is not as pretty as she was 60 years ago. This is the first sign of old age Chauncey has shown. Detroit Free Press. The French parliament has passed a law which grants official assistance to large families in poor circumstances. if. 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