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TURKEY SHIPPERS IroQding nd c reurn. pEARSON-PAGE CO., Portland, Ore. SPORTS OF THE FARM in White Plymouth Rock Chicken Is One of Most Familiar. Hotel Washington Washington Street. Comer or Twemn. FORMERLY CALLED ANNEX HOTEL Portland, Oregon. CHAS. H. JMM1W With Private Bath. $1 . LI0 $2.00 P Day Witt rnv, ae, -"Ti. Bus to and from Bsm. rate, foroueor two per at Twelfth Street. ptoa7 urrrFprOof Building, mode" every e,. . riot SySdronnhir water and both telephone in every room. L''L-L1-L--- : ; WANTED: - Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides NO COMMISSION CHARGED.. Writs teday for tags and.our net cash price llrt. We guarantee fair treatment, highest price, and "Check brUetorn Mail." Give us a trial with root next lot ef produce, f . M. Schmali Co., tS-VSw. $10,000. 141-M3FriatS,PrtlMi0w, SPOT CASH FOR YOUR rev. Poultrv. Hoes, veal t.A i -at . V V-lr.i nn annimlMlnTI. TVftftll nn prism v u. a vi -'" -r valley aw, iSedoK dairy butt,Jive heni and spruurs 2WX'ic; quckb, otb( turky. lsfecrewied, 20&26c; - fancy pork, -Lk- t a o, li., -1 aiiomh Kafir Ki ehia tu fun, wool, mohair, wax and hiden. Write RUBY St CO., 107 Front St.. PORTLAND, OR. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY Bought, told and exchanged: engine,' boilers, MmlUa. ate. Send for Stock Lint and Price. XBJfi J. . MARTIN CO., S3 Ut St.. Portland, Or. LADIES! TURN YOUR SPARE TIME INTO DOLLARS I W har an article used in every heme and want one lady in each town to represent u. Will bain you build up an Independent bul new your own. PtiTY CO., Bi 277, Perth.. Or. The "Topgrade" Shoe FOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe ' If yaw ink im artkub, rai to ' PRINCE SHOE CO., Portland. Or. Hour, 10 a. in. to 9 p. m.. Mia 5714 or by appointment DH. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS ., Sctentlns Treatment of all Acuta and Chronle Dlceaae. Lioenaed Practitioner. Suite 484-6-7 Verged Building. Seattle. Wanted It to Take. "Will yon confess T" asked the po Hoe Officlall" r. ; "Yes," replied , the suspect "But first I'd like to have some evidence taken as to my truth and veracity. It's mighty hard to get a confession believed nowadays." Washington Stan '- i :r - MEN! $30 A WEEK EASY Learn Watdhmiiking and Engraving la a few month., l'oaltlouauuantnteed. Write WATCHMAKING SCHOOL 216Cmaml BU..PtUW THICK, GLOSSY HAIR - FHtb rrtuivi UANuiturr Girli! Try HI Hair gets soft, fluffy and beautiful Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderlne. If you care for heavy hair that glis tens with beauty and is radiant with life; has an Incomparable softness and Is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderlne, Just one application doubles the beauty of your hair, besides it Imme diately dissolves every particle 01 dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair If you have dandruff. This destructive scurf robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and Its very life, and if not overcome It produces a feverishness and itching of the scalp; the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's Danderlne from any drug store and JuBt try it ' Gravy, Cat, and Next Day. i Cbogan, the customer -There' as much nourlHhment In a pint av, pea nuts as In two pounds av thot etk. Grogan, the butcherBut there' no gravy, an' nothin' "for- thi -oat-' no hash the nlxt day. Pucki Mother Will find Mrs. Wlnsiow' Soothing Syrup the bat remedy to use for their children flurlug the teothiug- period. Too Much for Her. "Why did you divorce your hus band?" , ... "He fussed and fumed too much about baseball." "Oh, every man has a favorite team to worry about." "This man bad teams In three dif ferent leagues." Pittsburgh Despatch. A-B fiwin- teed rooflag, i I ply, . UO per roll i IlMvItr pile at equally low prl. w lo atll tir ar. eulldln km Mr, dnil.nlnc ftll aa aluur biwrd at W.tln,lr low prlr.H. Wo'll uv yoa 88 to 60 on your lunv bor bill. Our lumber !i all fint grade and first quality. ' W Mil you direct. Sand your list at onoetnd fat our prepaid price. H i OUARANTKB W tl a mantMMek murot. that enrrthlni w aell I. .uptljr w. r.pr.nt It. Oar builn... KU grow to II. pr...Dt hutffl .lie by Mvlng mnn.y lor kulK.ra and y.ara of auu.r. daallni ar. b.hlwl ry al.lein.ul make. Writ our Bank, Th. Na iloeal Bank ot Corom.r... Seattle, about our rallabll Hr. Raauinbar we ar not In any truat r aaaoola 8.nil lor big tll catalog H', (,. t6A ffl CD Ttili nrtfi front or roar door Uh Uri alsaa. 2.20. laMulfful Waal.htfj Ion fir. Our cota ff ihowa a bijr oKrt-lntaM of tl'tora a tmrtaln prisu from lijft p. MM . Saih fro . IM up V a4 AtMicn. I..(H otrlw 1 aoD n4 nlllworlL, ail I Mill -trio). rUKTS -60c o-l. V fcJ fir f ti a r a n too), iTuf nvr-fn(1 aiiinaio isJ uin. Houftt, finor, W0 aid Barn Fatnt antl all twlnlln maurla! al wholtMlo prleoa. Pra coltir ohi1i on raquaat TKia BoautAr "thef- fl la ' lorn u aiMi V tt) twritlni In our ImmvitM tinvk of bulldtra harelwaro. Oal our blf talc atwt rlra f fro, ' - nriUaklialin" ' i 93n WaatUkataaa. 1U' DRINK HABIT CONQUERED Wive, mother and men themaelvei are report ing by the hundred a really effective aafe, quick acting; home method of overcoming the drink habit, A very intoreatlng- book, riving Important information. IHuatrated, - will be Bent in plain wrapper by the author, Edward J. Wood, 684 Sixth Ave., 169 C, New York, N. Y to anyone who applle. Cut out thia adv.: show it to othera who may want to aave aomebody from ruin. . 1 Climbing Fast. "That's our general superintendent son of the president he began at the bottom and worked up started in as an oiler right after he left college!" "When was that?" "Oh, he graduated last June." Cleveland Leader. I GIVE "8YRUP OF FIGS" TO CONSTIPATED CHILD Dellolous "Fruit Laxative" can't harm tender little Stomach, liver and bowels. Another Interesting aqd Valuable Di version Is Development of Polled Durham Breed of Cattle The Dwarf Tomato Is Another. (By PROF. , JOHN WILLABD BOLTE.) The , term "sport" means many things to" many, people. We each think In our own language and see the same object in different colors from various sides. Sport from the standpoint of the man Interested .in heredity Is an unprecedented and un accountable change of character In the offspring of perfectly normal pa rents. ; This change may be slight, or It may be absolutely revolutionary, but if it be a true sport it has never occurred before in the ancestry of. this particular individual. ' The new character may effect" one organ or the whole structure" of the Individual. There js no way of trac ing the causes of the change and no certainty that it will be transmitted to the descendants of the sport, f , It is from these abrupt spontaneous appearances of strange characters that some of our most valuable va rieties of plans and animals have come. Perhaps one of the most fa miliar sports In animal world is the White Plymouth Rock cMcken. This variety is-a pure sport1 derived from the Barred variety and' the pure white chicks occurred in two Or three places In this country at about the same time. Fortunately they transmitted their white color to their offspring and thus was created a new breed, pure white in color, and true Plymouth Rocks in every other characteristic- Another Interesting and valuable sport Is the Polled Durham breed of cattle, a hornless breed descended from the true sports of the Shorthorns. The first true polled Shorthorns were born of horned parents, but their off spring were usually hornless. In the vegetable kingdom, dne 'of the latest sports is the Dwarf Tomato which we told you about in a recent article. " It came spontaneously from tall stock, had full sized, fruit In smaller numbers, and the stalk was stiff enough to support the fruit. It Immediately became populor and bids fair to supplant its parent variety for field use, because it produces more and better fruit to the acre. Sports without . number have oc curred among the flowers and most of us are familiar with numerous cases of unexpected new shapes and colorings. Many of the finest varieties of ap ples and other tree fruits are of spon taneous origin, and we credit a num ber of valuable grains and field crops to the same mysterious forces which we know not. While giving sports due credit, we must acknowledge that cross breeding and careful selection are fully as Im portant, if not more so, and they are much more available to mankind. A great many . mutations of character which are called sports are really changes due to crossing one charac ter with another. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one's stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn't sleep, eat or act naturally, or is fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaBpoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," and in a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigest ed food and sour bile gontly moves out of its little bowels without grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 60 cent bottle of "Cnlifornia Syrup of Pigs," which contains full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Where He Got Wise. "I don't see any sense in referring to the wlBdom ot Solomon," said the man smartly. "He had 1000 wives." "Yes," answered the woman, tartly, "he learned his wissdom from them." Rocky Mountain News. Overheard. "That Is a great title for a play,'" said the head usher. "Yes." replied the ticket taker; "its a shame to see how many good titles are spoiled by the plays." If T7TT7T MM! mm relieve! rheumatism quickly. It stimulates the circulation In stantly relieves ctiifhess and soreness of muscles and joints. Don't rub it penetrates. Kheumatlam Neve ReturneJ I an a travellint man and about one year ago I waa laid np with rheum ut lam and could not walk. A friend recommended Sloan Liniment ami the niitfiiing after I ued It my knee wa all O.K. and It ha never bothered me ainre. I alway keep Tur Imminent lu toe house auid carry it with me ou the road." JO. 7'oioi & iiarwr. Rheumatism StUIme VaalaW ojreTd with an awful ettfrnee la lay lege, that night I aave my le a good ruUxiig with Sloan 'aUninMBt and belief re, neat morning; I could jump oat ut bed. have been aupplied wllli a botUe rf alao,"". A. Moon if iioMeimaark X at Sprained Anklo Relieved "I wa ill f along Wine with aaeverely prained anklo. I got bottle of Sloan 'l tiniaieat and now I am able to be about and aa walk a treat deal. I writ thia beoaue I think you deserve a lot of cm) It Co,' ttittinjr uoh a flue Liniment on the iparaet and I aliail alway take time to rMmad Dr. Sloan Lint-aeut" Mn. iimtlm Aomm tiuiumn, iid, Sloaa's Liniment glvee a grateful aeaaaUoa of comfort Good for sprains, neuralgia, tor throat and tooUutcha. . Use it now. Al all Dealers, 23e 60s. tea el.OO tend for Sloan free book on aoraes. Addrtaa. 1 .? Dr. EARL S. SLOAN, Inc. BOSTON, MASS. Neuralgia INCREASE IN FARM PROFITS Farmers Make Serious Mistake Spreading Energies Over Too Large Area, 8ays Worst ' of (By J, ,H. WORST. Dean of North Da kota Agricultural . College.) It requires approximately seven dol lars per acre to grow a crop. This includes interest on the investment, cost of seed, wear and tear on farm machinery, labor, etc. By adding one dollar's worth of labor to each acre, there is little question but that the average profits would be doubled. In other words, as much profit should be realized from the one additional dol lar's worth of labor as is now realized from the seven dollars' worth of un avoidable labor and investment. Con sequently if farmers would devote one-third of their land to growing corn and alfalfa, neither of which Interferes with the time and labor employed in farming wheat, and put one-third more labor, thus make available on only two-thirds as many acres of wheat, they would grow more wheat than where they spread their energies over one-third larger acreage. The corn and alfalfa fed to live stock would insure them a large additional income, and one that is not often ad versely influenced by climatic condi tions, while the fertility deposited up on the farm resulting from feeding the corn and alfalfa to live stock would vastly Improve the productive ness of the soil. "Breaking" by Kindness. A long time before the colt gets through sucking it should be petted and handled so it won't be a stranger to its muster later, when the time comes to break it to driving. The value ot many a promising horse is re duced materially because this job ot handling is put off until the colt gets set in 1U ways, and not only becomes set, but has the strength to have Its wn way sometimes. Roots for Stock. Roots make an excellent substitute for ensilage as they contain succu lence which is necessary in live Btock feeding during winter. They are not aa cheap feed, however, as silage and not so desirable. Those who have no silo should grow some roots, such as mangles, sugar beets and bagas, for winter use. These roots keep well It stored where the temperature Is Hwjuat abova freesing. " ' Be&laSLS&fif powder 'producing light, dainty, whole- some calces and pastries f CRESCENT BAKING POWDER ia nigh .grade and moderate ia price F 25c lb. tin at grocers. I Craaceat Mfg. Co Seattle M Hi J vlj SOUR, ACID STOMACHSr " ' v GASES OR INDIGESTION Sheds for Poultry. , At this season, and especially where bo shelter (like scratching sheds) Is provided for poultry, they will b ex posed to sudden showers or sudden changes in temperature, and poultry may get colds. It any show it by aneexlng. try mixing half a teaspoon- tul ot camphor (spirits), in a table spoon ot granulated sugar and die-, solve in two or three gallons water. Qiva In drinking vessels as indicated. Each "Pape's Dlapepsln" Digests 3000 grains food, ending all stomach .; misery In five mlnutee. Time it! In five minutes all stom ach distress will go. No-indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape's Diapepsin Is noted for its speed in regulating upset stomaens. It is the surest, quickest stomach ren edy In the whole world and besides it la harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever? by getting a large fifty-cent case 'of Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how needless It is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. Its the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach doctor in the world. -, HOW TO SELECT CORN EARS Difficult to Distinguish Between Breeds of 8ame Color Each Va riety Has Characteristic Shape. Tha first nolnt In Judging a sample of corn is to determine Its trueness to the type or breed -characteristics. There are breeds of corn, like breeds of cattle -which have peculiar colors or forms which distinguish them.- It is difficult to distinguish between hrneda of corn of the same color, but this may be learned by experience in handling corn of various breeas. in pure corn of any breed there are cer tain marks which may be easily reo- otmized. ' Take the Bhape oi we ear, for ex- amnle. The ideal ear is cylindrical. not too crooked or too tapering. It is as difficult to find, an ear oi corn per fect in shape as it Is to , find cows, hnrft-a and sheen with perfect forms. The shape of .ears of the different varieties of corn differ as widely as the shane and form of the different pure breeds of cattle. Each class and variety has a characteristic shape peculiar- to itself. .The most desirably ghaned ear is cylindrical from butt to tip. Where ears are Inclined to taper, it will be noticed that . two or lour rows, as a rule: are dropped near the middle of the ear. In judging the corn ear, take into consideration the soil and climatic conditions in which ' ' Simple Enough. Professor If a person in good health, but who Imagined , himself Bick, should send for you, what would you do? Medical Student Give nim Borne thing to make him sick and then ad minister an antidote. . Professor Don't waste any more time here; hang out your shingle. Los Angeles Express. fl Q 0 H LU Be Thankful 10 If you are able to eat without dis tress and your liver and bowels are daily active, but to those not "in this .class" we urge a trial of HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It is compounded especially for relieving such ills as Poor Appetite, Weak Digestion, Constipation, Bil iousness, Colds and Grippe. Try a bottle today, , LnDQ 0 u u Interested. Husband (at the police station) They say you have caught the fellow who robbed our house night before last - Sergeant Yes. Do you want to see him? Husband Sure! I'd like to talk to him. I want to know how he got in without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that tor the last 20 years. Judge. ; Dr. Pierce's Pellets, 'small, susrar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els. Do not gripe. . An Old-Time Program. "I suppose you want me to vote ex actly as you tell me to," said the in dignant constituent, "without figuring the question out on my own account!" "Well," replied Senator Sorghum, "that is what I have had to do a whole lot of times." Washington Star. THREE WOMEN TESTIFY To the Merit of LydiaE.Pink ham's Vegetable Com pound during Change of Life. lifl Streator, 111. "I shall always praise Lydi E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound wherever I go. It has done me so much good at Change of Life, and it haa alsohelpedmy daughter. It is one of the grandest medicines for wo men that can be bought I shall try to induce others to tryit'-Mrs.J.H. Campbell, 206 N. Second St, W. S., Streator, Illinois. Philadelphia, Pa. "It was at the Change of Life ' that I turned to Lydia E, Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, using it as a tonic to build np my sys tem, with beneficial results." Mrs. Sara IIayward, 1S2S W. Venango St, (Tioga) Phils., Pa. San Francisco, CaL " I have taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com' pound for many years whenever I would feel bad. I have gone through the Change of Life without any troubles and thank the Compound for it- I rec ommend it to young girls and to women of all ages." Mrs. G. B AERIE, S052 5th St, San Francisco, CaL The success of lydia E. Pinkhaia's Vegetable Com pound, made from roots and herbs, is nnparalelled. If yoa want special advice writs ta lydia . rinkham Medicine Co. (coBfl dentlal) Lynn, Mass. Year letter will V opened, read and answered by a vooaa and held la strict coafldeaes a" -ipijs 11 tkat Ctagk f yra. Tart Ovod. Cee ta tin. Sold kv Pntrtiata, I 1 The ear at the left la too short and thick, although good In other re spects, the second is a desirable ear, the third haa an enlarged butt and Irregular rows, while the fourth, at the right, la too slender. the corn is grown. The shape of a desirable ear for southern or central Illinois would differ in many respects from the most desirable ears for northern Wisconsin. The shorter. growing season in the north demands a shallower kernel and a smaller ear to enable the com to mature.' DISEASE MAY BE PREVENTED Fatal Malady of Canker Sore Mouth Causes Extensive Lou of Little Pigs Every Year. The loss of little pigs from this dl& ease annually is extensive, but largely might be prevented by proper care, The cause of the disease is infection of slight scratches of the nose, mouth and gums by what Is called bacillus necrophorus. This germ is present normally in the intestines of hogs and may be found wherever voldings have been dropped. The disease, therefore, Is most likely to attack pigs kept in insanitary yards and buildings, and the contagion lurks there from year to year. To prevent the disease, bows and pigs should be provided with clean buildings and yards. Be sure to have Rifles Shoot Well, Work Well and Wear Well LSUlsiJ WUUW . , - ( The rough, hard usage mat nunuug v - requires them to be constructed on sound mechanical principles and of the best materials. All Winchester rifles are so made. Nothing is left undone that will make them shoot well, work well, look well and wear well. Winch, Con, i Ammznitionr.Th. Rei V W-r mad for all Vnix.ol Bunting WlNCHESTErl RaPEATINQ ARMS CO.. - NSW HAVCN. CONN. vA MI for DISTEMPER Pink Eye, Epizootic, Shipping Fever and Catarrhal Fevf ci. . .i nnoi,;na nrovsnrive. no matter how horse at any atr are infected or "exposed." Liquid, erven on the tongue; acts on the Blood and Glands, expels the poisonous (terms from the body. Varm IMa temper in Dogs and Shoep and Cholera in Poultry. Largest aelling-li v stock remedy. Cures La Grippe among: human beings and Is a fine Kid. neyremedy. EOcand $1 a bottle; $5and $10adozen. Cut thistrat. Keep :t. Showtoyourdruprgistwhowilliretitforyou. , Free Booklet, Dis temper, Causes and (Jure, special agrenta wanieu. cnftOM kirrtirill fiV Chemists and OriIAU lULiUUUi W.a Bacteriologists. ,IND.,U.S.i Slight Modification. S "You said you were in sympathy with me in this fight!" . "I was," replied the man whose mind changes. "Now I have sympathy for you." Washington Post. ' . Her Thrift "So Maude caught the rich old guy, after all." "Yes, she always did say her honey moon was going to be of the harvest kind." Baltimore American. After one year all boars should have their tusks removed at least twice a year. Use strong nippers or sharp blacksmiths' pinchers. the bedding fresh and dry. Pens should be cleaned out often and kept free from filth. Disinfectants and land plaster should be used in the pens dally. At birth the sharp teeth of each pig should be carefully nipped off with sharp pinchers, but mors harm than good may follow if the gums are cut or bruised during the operation. Treat the cankers by scraping each ulcer thoroughly and rubbing it lightly with a lunar caus tic pencil. Afterward swab the af fected parts twice dally with a five per cent solution of permanganate of potash.. Handling Manure Ones Only. It should be the rale never to han dle manure more than once. When re moved from the barn or feeding shed It should be loaded at once into the spreader and hauled to the field. If the farm 1b small and the. amount pro duced is only at the rate of one or two loads a week, the convenience and im provement of taking it directly from the stable and spreading it at once on the field will certainly Justify driv ing the manure spreader slowly. Or ange Judd Farmer. , Shelter for Stock. Have you provided a good wind and rain proof shelter tor your stock this winter, or are you going to depend upon the lee side ot a wire fence to keep them warm? Remember If yoa are, that you had better put np twice aa much feed as would ordinarily be necessary, for they will need it and then will be so . busy keeping warm that they will forget to give the mil) you want , " Care for Implements, All Implements that are not needed farther this season should be taken to the toolhouse and protected from the sun. . A dollar saved la equal to a dollar made. j PoYoh This FOR WOMEN ONLY Feel Way? aW ' WM 4 vuvtMivub vi aimwavuv Dragging Down Sensations Nervous Drains- Tenderness Low Down' It is because of some derangement or disease distinctly feminine. Write Dr. R. V. Pierce's Faculty at Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N.Y. ' Consultation is free and advice is strictly in) confidence. -' . Dr. Pierces Favorite Prescription restores the health and spirits and removes those ' painful symptoms mentioned above. It has been '. sold by druggists for over 40 years, in fluid form,! ; 1 at $1.00 per pottle, giving general satisfaction. It can ' now be bad in tablet form, as modified by R. V. Pierce, M.D. m I Sold by Medicine Dealers or trlalboxl. iby maul on receipt of GOo In stampsy 10 CENT "CASCARETS" ' IF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE For 81ck Headache, Sour Stomach, Sluggish Liver and Bowels They work while you sleep. Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your stomach to become filled with undi gested food, which sours and ferments like garbage in a swill barrel. That's the first step to untold misery indi gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow skin, mental fears, everything that is horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret tonight will give., your constipated bowels a thorough, cleansing and straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10-cent box from your druggist will keep you feel ing good for months. Can't Do Both. "Pop, you an' ma have got me guess in'." , "What's the matter, son?" "Ma tells me to always tell the truth, an' you tell me to always be polite. Now, which shall I do?" Houston Post State Normal Places Schuman-Heink On Program. During the recent tour of Madam Schuman-Heink, a special train took one hundred .five students and faculty from the Oregon Normal scnooi to the concert at Salem. The student-body had been intro duced to Madame Schuman-Heink's voice on the Victor and to her "charac ter and program by Miss Hoham, head of the Department of Music, In a ser ies of chapel talks which added very materially to their enjoyment of the great artist The Btudents presented Schumann Heink with a beautiful bouquet of large yellow chrysanthemums, which wa3 very graciously received by the world-renowned singer, with the prom ise of a letter of thanks to the Student-body. This concert is counted as one number of the regular Lecture Course of the Normal to encourage the at tendance of students to the best in this line when the best Is within their reach. Conspicuously Qualified. "Do you think women are sufficient ly alert and well informed and at the same time patient and diplomatic to be successful in business affairs?" ; "Alert! Well informed! Patient! Diplomatic! Great Scott, man! Did you ever watch a girl running a tele phone switchboard!" Washington Star. . - Free to Onr Readera Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago, for 48-page illustrated Eye Book Free. Write all about Yonr Eye Trouble and they will advise as to the Proper Application of the Murine Eye Remedies in Your Special Case. Yonr Druggist will tell you that Murine Relieves Bore Eyes, Strengthens Weak Eyes. Doesn't Smart, Soothes Eye Fain, and sells for 60c. Try It in Your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Need It All Right. ' Stox Say, old man, I'm sorry that market tip I gave you yesterday turn ed out so bad. I hope Fox Oh, that's all right I passed it along to a fellow I had a grudge against. Boston Transcript na laVrtWdfiraifj LI n. MANY A MAN is blamed for a bad disposi tion when it is really the fault of his liver. will expel all BILIOUS HUMORS Get them today. p. n. u. Na 48, '13 ' WEEN wrltlnc to advertisers, please : cioa this paper. Ail Blood Disorders Quickly Driusa fay Asleaishiag Resells With fho Grcsisct Bl::d Purifisr Ever Disssirci Strength, Power, Accomplishment are all Typified in S. S. S. Come blood disorders become deeply rooted In the glands and tissues, and the mistake Is made of resorting to drastic onujra. These only aggravate by causing Other and worse troubles. A host of peo ple know this to be true. They know (rem painful experience. Te ret tight down Into where tha blood ta vitiated requires S. 8. 8. tha greateat blood purifier ever discovered. This remarkable remedy contains one tngredlatct, the active purpoaa ot which la te stimulate tha tissuee to tha healthy aelectloa of its own essential nutriment aad tha medicinal elementa of thia match less blood purifier are just aa essential to wall balanced-health aa tha nntrttlous element of the meats, grains, fata and mere of ear daily food. Not anly thia, but If from the presence ef aeaa disturbing poison there la a local or gaaeral interference of nutritloa. to eaaaa bona, carbundea, abscesses and kindred trouble. S. S. 8. ao dtrecta the local ceiU Uiat tUa pcisoa la rajacud aad eliminated from -their pretence. Then, too, S. 8. S. haa such apeclne stimulation on these local cells as to pro. serve their mutual welfare and a proper relative assistance to each other. In a very brief time 8. 8. S. haa the reconstructive process ao tinder control that remarkable changes are obseved. All eruptive places heal, mysterious pain and) aches have disappeared, and from head to) foot there Is a conscious sensation of re newed health. From tha fact that S. 8. 8. ta purely a bo tank al preparation, ft ia accepted by the weal, art stomach and baa great to&io influence. Not one drop of drugs or minerals Is used la its preparation. Ask for 8. S. 8. and Insist upon having It. And if yoa desire skillful advice upon any matter concerning the blood, aad alrta write to The Swift Epeciflo Csv, Swift Bldg, Atlanta. Ca. Do sot allow aosae sealona clerk to larrup the atmocphsre tq eloquence over some thing "Just aa geV aa 8. 8. 8. Beware ef a3 eerwatarfeitst