AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER F. B. Boyd. Publisher ;i Published Every Friday. Office, Corner Third and Jefferson Streets. Entered In the rroitoffloe at Athena, Oregon as ecoudOlasa Mall Hatter. Subscription Ratea. One copy, one year . ..... .'. . : .'.T. $1.50 When paid in Advance, (otherwise, $2.00) One Copy, eix months.... 75 One copy, three months . . 50 Ad vertin Ratea. Display, transient, running less than one month, first insertion, per inch ...... 25c Subsequent insertions. .. . .... ; ..... 12 Display regular, per inch ........... 12 Local readers, first insertion, per line. 10c Subsequent insertions, per line ...... 5c Lodge resolutions, per line.. . 5c Church notices, Admission, per line. . 5c tATHENA. ORE.. JAN. 16 1014 The Bine Mountain Eagle, one of "oV country newepipera that sell advertising spaoe at 13 1-2 cents per inoh, wonders bow tbe metropolitan dailes oan afford to sell foc'r or flv pounds of information in special ed ition for a niokel." The editor says: "The publication of these great papers la beyond tbe comprehension of a 'Pica town printer and just ' to ex tend the tenltory, we will say every one else in town. When a man oan get four and five pounds of informa tion for a niokel be is making a wheel horse out of a five cent piece. Pub lications like the ones mentioned give more for a niokel tban any . other business on earth.' The marvel is, how oan they afford it?" It's easy brotber, onoe you are onto the ropes. To illustrate: We have a friend here in town, engaged to some extent io the voultrv business. He wrote for advertising rates on a nine-inch die nlav ad to rnn eight insertions in tbe Twioe-a-week edition of a eeitain oity newspaper. I be rate quoted waa $2.10 per Inob or $151.20 for tbe eight insertions. " If tbe charge is that fig ore In the Twioe-a-week edition wbiob is made up of tbe columns of the daily what must be tbe rate per Inob In the latter! It is easy to figure on bow tbo big papers oan afford to get out big editions. first issoe of tbe" "New Era" at Uma tilla. Mr. Pegg was formerly editor of the Huatiogton News. Tbe initial issue of tbe .New Eta dearly shows that Bro. Pegg bas been pegging soma for he bas oast upon tbe journalistic wave a good little sheet, and if he continues to peg away, Umatilla and Umatilla .county will be the better for bis coming. And tbe Portland Oregonian is dis pleased witb tbe piospeotive oandida oy of Dr. 0. J. Smith for Governor, for tbe good and sufficient reason that if eleoted he would favor law enforce ment. Well, who should worry? Wbo said winter? It's green sward and butteraops for us, while tbe East is snowbound, Californians may de cide to winter la Oregon hereafter that is, if tbe weather man doesn't change bis mind. Jost oleaned tbe same, . Copperfleld has boose. " Baker, Huntington and Haines broom. are also swinging, tbe Senator Chamberlain is Quoted as saving that be believes' ibere should be no radical legislation against tbe t'usts at tbii time. lie says the trosts have shown s disposition to "behave themselves" and tbat tbe country 1 abonld have a breathing spell, So? Dot then Sonator Chamberlain, great polilloian that be is, Las not grasped tbe reins of government so flinolv tbat be oan dlotate (o Congress tbat it stand still while the trnsts continue fie whitewashing stent. TLe liat session of Congress aobieved more Kqpd for tbe oountry tban any pteoed lag it, an to lie down in tbe harness now, when it baa everything to work with, and every chance to further Leueflt the oountry by wholesome leg ialation, would prove disastrous to tbe uJmioistratloo. Ibis sounds like Wood, but ha did- ;, n't brew It,' regardless of the fact that Ms eplourean fastidiousness is well fcnowu. It's from the Scottish Bite Bulletin: "Baokward, turn aokward, 0 Time, In your flight; feed me on gruel again lost for tooigbt. I am so weaiyotaola leather steak, petrified tibeuits and galvanised cake; oysters that sleep in a watery bath aud butter as strong as Goliatb of Uatb weary of paying for what I can't eat, obew4- log up rubber and calling it meat. Baokwcid, turn baokward bow weary I am; give me a swipe at grand mother's bam, let rue drink milk tbat hasn't been skimmed, let me eat but ter whose whiskers are trimmed; let me onoe more have an old-fashioned Die. tbeu I'll be toady to curl op and die." Charley O'Neil. of the Ptesoott tipeotetor has slatted a story going the rounds of the press wbtuh tells of a country editor who slatted in the business twenty years ago witb a ospi Hal of fifty-five cent and who is now worth $100,000. His aooumoUtiona ara duo to the liberality of home folks is well aa to bis own frugality, good habits aud a atriot attention to business and the faot tbat an uncle died and left him $90,090.00. Wby, any chumo oucbt to get riob in tbe newspaper business. ,' While other counties of the state are sparring over the problem of bet ter roads, detonationa of' the blasting on ; tbe Athena-Pendletou macadam ised toad are beard here. Umatilla has made a good atari and other coun ties will have to hurry to oatob up witb bar. Who floods to tba north of us, blii xsrda to tbe east of us and eiormi to tba south of us, tba best part of the best oountry on earth would appear to be satisfactorily located; even though we do have a dost flurry ouoe ia awhile. . Each day reveals tbe astounding faot tbat Hoerta ia coming closer to UnoleSam. Tbe federal government ia cow protecting and feeding a shat tered army belonging to tbe Mexioan dlotalor. Wonder If he appreotatea tbe situation. A new paper waa born io Umatilla onontv Thursday. Jauoaty 8, 191. wfaeu Willis J. Pegg patlitihed thai J " LIVES BY HER WITS. Only Its Sens of Humor 8aved This 'Han From Decapitation. For some time, writes "Suburbanite" in the Glasgow News, one of ray hens hns been Indulging itself in a practice that but for the little joke involved would bnve ended in Its decapitation. It is one of n -pen of eight egy' ma chines, or seven, rather, ,. lot; Itsegg producing mechanism is conttTeimbly out of order, its best average being about one in the fortnight Yet until recently that ben was scheduled on my book as tbe premier layer. That hap tpcned In this way: Every morning when 1 made my ap penrance In the garden Nora (the hen) would be found clucking beside one of the eggs witb nil the force of its rau cous throat If any of Its slaters laid claim to tbe property there would be a wild Butter, and the audacious bird would continue bcr boasting when she had cleared her bill of feathers. Some time ago 1 discovered her in tbe act of taking up her stand over tbe production of another hen, and n care ful watch thereafter disclosed ber true capabilities. A sense of humor Is un doubtedly one of them, and this Is be ing regarded aa a saving grace, for I have decided to allow her to continue living by her wits. BUILD OF, THE BABY. Normal Weights and Measurements Up to Three Years of Age. A baby should weigh at birth seven pounds, at three mouths eleven pounds, at Ave. months fourteen pounds, at one year twenty-one pounds, at two years' twenty -six pounds nnd nt three years thirty-one pound. The length of a baby at birth should be twenty and one-half Inches, at three months twenty-two Inches, nt five mouths twenty three aud u untf. inches, at one year twenty-eight Inches, ut two years thirty-two aud a half Inches and at three years thirty-flve inches. Its chest inensure at birth should be thirteen .n!nl u half inches, at thre months fourteen and a half inches, ,nt Ave month sixteen Inches, at one yetr eighteen liu-hea, at two years nineteen inches aud at three years twenty Inches. Some babies are built very small, and, If well, even if below these fig ures, there In no cause for worry. But If a bnby is about normal size and does not come up to these figures its diet should be cnrefully looked Into, as evidently It Is not being properly nour ished. The growth of baby's body Is very important.' See that the teeth come In properly nnd that the legs grow straight and strong. The babies should be carefully watched and developed naturally. - ftural Tanner. - Notice to Creditors. In tbe CounCjortff,ne state 01 "fPe. for Umatilla County. In j the matter of the Estate of W. W. Jaoobs, deoeased. T lNotios lis hereby given that tbe un dersigned has been duly appointed aa- jVnistrator of tbe above estate by I oer of the above entitled oourt and um quaunea aa toe law aireois; ui pertnrg having olaima against said es tate lis hereby notified to present tbe same atmy office, or at the office of my tttfrney, Homer I. Watts, in Athena, Oregon with proper vonohers, witbin six taontbs from date hereof. Dated thia 12th day of Deoember, A. D. 1913. Homer I, Watts. B. B. Rio bards, Attorney. . Administrator. , Aerial Note. The (.v tilt- If he falls, my dear, you're nut In stream or faint, because It's Just what we nil enme to see. The Lady-Hut I ihoiitht he was going to take up a imsseiiKer.-Llfe. Hyde Park's Marble Arch. The marble arch of the north side o? Ilyde park, Inidim, designed original ly by King Oorge IV. to be on en trance to Buckingham palace, cost 80, 000. He Was Hungry. Bill Waybnck (after studying the bill of fare with Interestt-'Ere, bring me All wot's on 'ere an' n piece of bread.' -Sydney Bulletin. ' THE No;ice t Creditors. ; In tbe County Court" of tbe State of Oregon for UmatiUa County. -In tbe Matter of tbe Estate of Madison Jones, Deoeased. Notioe is hereby given to all persons whom it may couoern that George W. Jones, tbe executor of tbe last will and testament of Madison Jones, de ceased, bas resigned and tbat bis res ignation has been aooepted by tbe above entitled court; tbat John M. Jonta was, ou tbe 13th day of Deoem ber, 1013 appointed administrator de bonis non oum testamento annexo of tbe said estate. All .persona having any claims against tbe estate, or un finished business oonneoted with tbe administration of tbe estate, will pre sent their claims to, and take up their unfinished business with, tbe said ad ministrator at the office of Will M, Peterson, his attorney, in tbe Smitb OtaWford Building at Pendleton, Oregon.- ' v Dated this tbe 26th day of Deoem ber, 1913. . John M. Jones, Administrator de bonis non of tbe estate of Madison Jones, deceased. Will M. Peterson, His Attorney. ; i Professional PERSIA'S POET LAUREATE. His Was Job, When He Had One, Anything but a 8inecura. Persia Is the only country besides England where a poet laureate has been officially maintained until recently. Shah MiiiszntTer el Din in 1800 abol ished the post of honor, which the court of Teheran for centuries had boasted. But the duties of the laureate of old Ivan were far more onerous than thoso of his British confrere. Court etiquette demanded that when ever tbe "king of kings" traveled bis entourage bad to luclude a dwarf, a giant, a jester, a historiographer and a poet laureate. ' The lust two were kept busy, for, while the historiographer bod to record for posterity nil tho doings and sayings of the shah (nndl-shah), the laureate was railed upon to celebrate u large proportion of these In verse. This cus tom waa not so bad after all, and It was rigidly observed and followed up, for thu Rhah, knowing that many of his deeds and utterances would be crystallized Into nn ode. on his imperial wandering felt bound to speak nnd to behave majestically, a thing that Mnz aaffer el Pin, who abolished the lau- rcatoshlp, never did. - Philadelphia Ledgor. An Uncomplimentary Composer, A young tcnos, whose misfortune it was to bo hideously ugly, waited on Cbcrubtnl oue day and asked to be al lowed to give n specimen of bis vocal powers. For a wouder his application was met by a sulky nod of acquies cence. He snug, nnd sang superbly. There enme nnother nod, uceompanled by something like a snort of satisfac tion. Thou ranie a pause, which, after minute or so, was broken by the youthful artist usUIng in faltering Ac cent whether he might eventuully hope for an engagement at the grand opera. ".No: thundered the director. Hut. M. fherublnl"- No!" The dis consolate artist was slowly depnrtlng when Chcruhln) rose, took him by both arum nnd looked liliu fully In the face. "I niu sorry." he s;iklv"very sorry, but., inon eher. do you think that the opera could get up a company of oraug ou- tangs lo sing with yon?"8nln'a "Life nnd Adventures." Notice of Final Account. I In tba County Gonrt of tbe State of Oregon for Umatilla County. In the Matter of tbe Estate of Cbatles Wilson, Deoeased: Notice is hereby given to all persona whom it may oonoern tbat Maggie Wilson, administratrix of tbe estate of Charles Wilson, deoeased, has tiled ber final aoooont and report iu tbe ad ministration of tbe estate; tbat tbe County Jndge, by order duly made and entered, has appointed Saturday, the 10th day of January, A. D, 1911 at 10 o'clock in the forenoon as tbe time, and tbe Connty Court house at Pendleton, Oregon as tbe place, wbern tbe said final aooonnt and report will be beard and tbe settlement thereof made. Dated this 12th day of Deoember. A. D. 1913. Maggie Wilson, by Homer I. Watts. Atty. for Administratrix. Executor's Notice. In tbe Connty Court for Umatilla ' Connty, State of Oregon. Io tbe Matter of the Estate of William Pinkerton, Deceased. Notioe is berety given tbat tbe un dersigned have teen appointed exeou tors of tbe last wllj and teatatment of William Pinkerton, deceased, and aa snob tbe above entitlod Conrt has made and entered an order in tbe above matter appointing the under signed exeoutoisof the estate herein, and they have qualified as tbe law directs; all persons having claims agaiust said estate are hereby notified to present tbe same to the undersigned executors at Milton, Umatilla County Oregon, or to Homer I. Watts, their attorney at bis office at Atbena. Uma tilla County Oregon, with proper vouchers witbin six months from tbe date hereof. Dated this Otb day of January, A. D. 1914. James W. Pinkerton, David A. Pinkerton, Exeoutors of the Estate of William Pinkertondeoeased. Homer I. Watts, Attorney, . S.' F. Sharp PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Special attention given to all calib both night and day. Calls promptly answered. Office on Third Street, Athena Oregor PETERSON & HISHOP Attorneys-at-Law . Freewater, Oregon Pendleton, Oregon Homer I. Watts Attorney-at-Law Athena, Oregon. C. W. LASSEN, M. D. V. Official Stock iDBpsctor. Graduate McKUlip Vetlnary College, Chicago -Phooe Halo ST, PENDLETON. OREGON Veterinary Surgeon & Dentist REINEMAN ft BRADLEY Engineers and Surveyers Pbooe 881 Freewater, Oregon C. E. RUDE, LIVESTOCK and Genera AUCTIONEER Satisfaction Guaranteed Reference First National Bank of Athena Office, Dutch Henry Auction, Feed and Sale Stable, Pendleton, Oreg. Phone, 133. , Novel Sight A yunut! woman hum the en t was I'onvcixlini with a Kcntiicklnii nlmut tobacco atitt tolmrm r;ilhi. She was very pretty and a kmhI 'onvi'rsntltinnt- Ist, and I li yonnu man fnun Ken tucky wrta vastly Interi'sted In her un til Kite ffnvo hint n xndilcn nlim-k by nnimmirlu','. "I should love fo xie a to bacco Hold. M'llly when It Is Just plUKKlna out." - Arunimuf. Before and After. ' When n mutt I In love with n drl he holds hr Imnd fo tightly that It would iMm li U trying to kHt her front Kt'ttlnu ttwny. After they are married invlil! xli has to hold his conttnlln to kHi him at home. Florida Timex Union. Poor Papa. Karl, lot's play tmpa and mamma- I'll le ntumnm." Oh, no. Yon'tv much too stupid for that You ! Mtw.. Kllegende Matter. A Coming Man. !ri(tp-Tln'tt you don't look npoo 8harH n it nnnlns man? ItrhsK No, nit I would if t wax In charge of tho penitentiary.- Hotou TiHiwTlpt. MONEY TO LOAN I PER CENT MONEY. I am prepared to loan rp money in any amount on wheat land in vicinity of ejAthena or elsewhere. Rate 6 1-2 per cent. 3 to 5 years, with repayment privileges; no delay. Call or write, Frank R. Atkins, E. O. Building, Pendleton, Or Wthe Lmtimrof the hsiigtspimgatmecost NO MAMMOCKING NOilUMMOCKiriS NO SAGGING NO BAGGING NO DRAGGING NO PITCHING See lliol&sjgBed Springs &t y After wtarlins rome rxt. ivaew, oy, if tve ho wwitlty. Ni'wmau. 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