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POULTRY AND GAME Can ft yon titer prieM tot Wild Ehuki ad other cam in mimi, ' Writ tm . eaak offer co all kind of poultry, pork. at. Pearson-Page Co., Portland WANTED: Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides , NO COMMISSION CHARGED. , Writ today for tas and our net cash prlc Bit. W guarantee fair treatment highest price, and "Check by Return Mail." Give as trial with your next lot of produce. P. H. Schmalz It Co.. hU-Dp Offal $10,000. 141-143 fit SC PerHaei, On. Agent 14.60 to (19 a day selling wonderful clean er; Investigate; repeat order getter. Sample fn. Bradley Agent Supply Co., 1208 Turk St, gaa Francisco. Cal. Th Qaeen Sanitary Dusting Cloth, "24x64." Dost clings to the cloth instead of being scattered in ever? direction. Will not injure the finst sur face. Price 25c Meridian Supply Co 8622 Mer idian Ave., Seattle, Washington. PATENTS Wateoa K. Coleman, Patent Lawyer.AVaaliinKlon, D.C. Advice and books (ree. rauonabl. Highest references. Heat services. Machinery Second-Rand Machin ery bought, sold and exchanged: engines. boOara. sawmills, etc. Th J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st It, Portland. Send for Stock List and price. . Save Money on Your Clothes ALL ORDERS PARCEL POST PAID. Fall catalog of Men's and Boys' Clothing and all wearing apparel ready soon. Send for it now and Warn J law Way of Saving. LION CLOTHING CO., Portland, Ore. COLONIA GERMAN HEALING SALVE A wonderful soothing salve for Burns, Scald Beads, Sores and Wounds of all kinds. No house bold should be without it as it is an excellent re liable family remedy. One nice jar ent to yon prepaid for 80c; two for 60c. Order today from Wuebel Bros., p. O. Box 914, Portland, Or. Agent Wanted. SPOT CASH FOR YOUR Eggs Poultry, Hogs, Veal Net prices t. o. b. Portland, week ending Sept. 17: Fresh valley eggs, 80c dozen; dairy butter, 23; reamer?. 2(WVZ8c; hens 1816c; springs, 16W17c; ducks, 114tl8c; fancy pork, llVM12c; veal, fancy, UauHc; cascara bark, 6c lb. Ship us furs, wool and bides. Cash by return mail. RUBT & CO., 107 Front St, Portland. Or. As saU JJO.000.00. The "Topgrade" Shoe FOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe If par solW too m( lunik, vrkt l PRINCE SHOE CO., Portland, Ore. i BUSINESS COLLEGE l WASHINGTON TENTH STSJ PORTLAND. QRELi Buy a Piano Now PIANOS OF ALL GRADES. , Every Make of Pianola Player Pianos. Low Prices and Easy Terms on all Instruments. , ' Write V for Particulars. . V Sv Sheman Jpay & Go. PORTLAND, ORE. Kind of Boy He Liked. . Mother Is James a nice boy for you to play marbles with, Bonnie? Bonnie Sure. I can beat him every time. Pimples Should Do May be Means of Absorbing Disease Germs in Most Unexpected Manner. Moral Sense and Almanac. Apropos of another scandal in the New York bar. Bishop Winston C Rutherford said in Mobile: "The morals of the New York bar seem to be about like the morals of Colonel Byrne, no better and no worse. "Colonel Byrne, a Kentuckian, de fended a man for murder. It was tes tified that this man murdered a woman on the night of August 20. Two or three witnesses saw the deed. It was committed under the milky light of a full moon. "The witnesses were able to iden tify the defendant on account of the brilliance of the moonlight. The de fendant could not prove " an alibi, and things looked pretty bad for him. "But at this point Colonel Byrne produced an almanac showing that on the night in question there had been no moon whatever. Thereupon a great laugh resounded through the court room and the defendant was speedily acquitted. " 'Colonel,' said the defendant, af terward, 'how much do I owe you?' " 'You owe me,' the colonel an swered, '$500.' ' " 'Ain't that pretty steep? " 'No not when you consider that I only get $ 100 out of it.' ; 'Why, what did you do with the other $400, Colonel? Bribe the Jury?' " 'No, sirr shouted Colonel Byrne hotly. 'No, sir. Do you think I have no moral sense? It cost me $400, sir, to get that almanac printed.' " To Bread In New Shoes. Alwavi shake in Allen's flVint.nA nuarin It euros hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet Lures corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe steres, 26c. Dont accept invsuLwtltute. Sample mai led FBEIS. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, La, Koy. N. Y. , . The Broken Spell. Among the White House correspon dents is one young man who wears long hair and a continual poetic tem perament. The other day the White House squad were putting Secretary Joseph Patrick Tumulty through the third degree. He was exceedingly coy, and they had just gotten him to the point where news seemed likely forthcoming, when the young man with the poetic temperament drew from his pocket a small leather-bound volume and cried out, ecstatically: "Oh, Mr. Secretary, have you read this perfectly delightful little thing?" The spell was broken. Secretary Tumulty retired into his shell and the disappointed news seekers went out side. When they had reached the safety zone Gus Karger turned far ociously on the poetic young man. "uo D8ck, said ne, hoarsely; "go back and sing to him. And when you are all through we 11 drop In and see if we can earn our salaries." Wash' ington (D. C.) Post. Mothers win flna Mrs. Winnows Soothing Byrup the bust remedy to use for their children uunog in luetmug perioa. ' Early Humor. Gladstone, when a boy, was visiting in the country, and the farmer was showing him , around. Coming to a field that contained a large black bull, the farmer said: "There's a fine, sjtrong bull there, Master William, and it a only two years old." "How do you tell its age?" queried tne Doy. Why, by its horns." said the farmer. "By its horns?" young Gladstone looked thoughtful a moment, then his face cleared. "Ah, I see. Two horns two years. "Boston Transcript HOW TO DESTROY THE DANDRUFF GERM BY A SPECIALIST. That the dandruff germ is responsible for nearly all the diseases to which the scalp is holr, as well as for baldness and premature gray hair, is a well known fact, but when we realize that it is also Indirectly responsible for many or the worst cases of catarrh and con- sumption, we appreciate the importance of any agent that will destroy its power. We are, therefore, particularly pleased to give herewith the prescription which an eminent scientist states he has found, after repeated tests, to completely destroy the dandruff germ In from one to three applications. It will also almost immediately stop falling hair and it has in numerous cases produced a new nair growth after years of baldness. This HAS ITS DARK SIDE Life of Opera Singer Not Always a Rose-Strewn Path. The research laboratory of The Swift Bpeolflo Company has collected a vast amount of Information regarding the spread of blood clluoases. in thousands of instances the incut vlmlnnt tvn hn been the result of coming in contact with PreacriPtion be made up at home, or any disease germs in publlo places, and -the ' d,-uKK1t will put it up for you: 6 ounces Bay apparently insignificant pimple has been ! Rum. 2 ounces Lavona de Composee, one-half niS8V. ".T"" w,tn "'onlshing drachm Menthol Crystals. Mix thoroughly. MM?. MlnS 'yBUra "d ft" hour it is ready to 1 It Is fortunate, however, that there Is'U8e' APPynIKht and morning, rubbing into a remedy to cope quickly and thoroughly with such a condition, and thank to the energy of its producers the famous B. B. S. may now be had at almost any drug store in the civilized world. I This preparation stands alone as a Wood purliler. It la somewhat revolu tionary In lis composition, bIiics it ac complishes all that was ever claimed for mercury, iodides, arsenic, end other de structlvo mineral drugs, and yet it is ab solutely a purely vegetable product There are more cases of articular rheu- rltls, and similar diseases restutant from I hard to "ee her doin the week' w8h the use of minerals thnn most people are ! inK tnat t 's unendurable. "I alwayi vi i.' . 80 rt r ""owKht out; go shopping on ... - .auijr imcrcsuns; book compiled by I Bud . the medical dminrtmnnt nr n-h. b-,i i fSSa "J32,SA Constipation causes and aggravate, letter of advice, to all who are atniaxUnir I nian? 8el'10UB diseases. It is thoroughly with a blood disease. ! fured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Get bottle of S S a tn... -t ! Tha favnrita fnmilv luvntivA druggist It will surprise vou with it. 1 the scalp with the finger-tips. If you wish it penumeu, add hair a teaspoonfulof To-Kaloa Perfume, which unites perfectly with the other ingredients. While this preparation is not a dye, it is unequalled for restoring gray hair to its original color. Bud's Thoughtfulnesa. One of the younger set in Newton, Kan., says that her mother is so crippled with rheumatism and it is so Urdahrlaw " tt uaituaj -Kansas City Star. always says the wonderful action in th hi.-w Don't accept something offered you as Just as good." The only reason why any one should not try to sell you S. 8. & Is the large profit made on something cheaper from crude drugs. Beware of any attempt to porsunde you to buy some, thing la place of 8. & S. Young Lady (looking at rooms) The sun doesn't come in here at all. Land, lady No; that is why I charge so much for this room. You can sit by the window without danger of getting freckled. Transcript Do you wish to earn a Better Salary? Business Training In the Following Branches at BEHNKE-WAIKER BUSINESS COLLEGE English, Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Telegraphy, Arithmetic, Typewriting, , Will dear the way for advancement Write for our catalogue. BUSINESS COLLEGE L at WAIKCR. Preside. ' i feevtli It, Near Morris, Pwtl.a Or. some Earn 8mall Fortunes, But the Financial Demands Made Upon Them Are Many and Little -; Can Be Laid Away. what becomes of the big salaries paid grand opera singers T Barely the fortunate warblers must find It difficult to dispose of even a small fraction of their enormous incomes. At least that's the way it looks to ordinary folks. But It Is perfectly clear to the star himself, or herself, Just where, how and why the money goes. One big singer's explanation is particularly illuminative: "You hear," she says, "of this great tenor or mat superb soprano receiving a thousand dollars a night, but you are not told how few performances a star gives at this rate. Take a season at me Metropolitan, for example: if a star sings at 40 performances, which is the usual number, that completed the contract unless the herr director Is disposed to give one additional work. The gross result with 40 per formances at $1,000 each is $40,000 for an American season. This covers a period of five months. Deduct from this living expenses which will aver age $300 per week (for an opera star must keep up appearances) and you have $6,000. Another $2,000 goes to coaches and accompanists. The throat specialist gets another thou sand.' Still another thousand is dis tributed around the theater to . the working staff and attaches. Society women with their pet charities must be placated and away goes a couple of thousand more. Another thousand goes to the musical journals and mag azines for advertising. "Ten per cent, of the star's salary goes to the musical agency or agents who placed her and that means $4,- 000. With steamship fares and other expenses back to Europe, away goes another thousand. Madame , must have a press agent for no opera star would dare to get along without one and he contrives to separate her from $2,000 a year. Her maid and her secretary in five months get an other thousand and so on until when madame strikes a balance she finds that for her- entire American sea son' she has the net sum of less than $400 a week for her work. She then goes to Europe where operatic sal aries are less than 60 per cent, of what they are In America. From Paris to Rome, to Milan, to Berlin, St Petersburg, London, Amsterdam and a few more of 'he muslo centers, if a singer can pick up $10,000 gross for her European tour, she is doing well. And even at this amount she finds that her European appearances were made at a net loss, although It Is cabled back to America as one grand triumph. "There is no money In grand opera except for the very few. It takes 10 years to get in. There are 10 years of golden opportunities,, 10 years of genteel decadence and then the end. The opera star spends her last years trying to eke out an existence teach ing vocal culture or playing accom paniments for abmltlous young sis ters. Sometimes in some obscure seminary she receives a pittance teaching French and Italian. Some of the most successful boarding houses in Paris are conducted by fa mous singers of long ago." Machine-Made Houses. Two project of building houses in a day or two by pouring concrete Into forms 80 set up as to make a mold for the entire building Is now being realized both In this country and in Europe. The Popular Science Maga zine says: "These poured concrete houses can be built quickly, the average time for the construction of each dwell ing In one group of forty having been five days. In any locality where the materials for concrete are readily available, they cost less than houses built by any other substantial method of construction. They are fireproof, have no cracks or crevices to harbor germs are easily cleaned by remov ing the furniture and washing down with a hose, and therefore, more sani tary than buildings constructed with plaster walls and wooden floors and trim." Gold Bricks Out of Style. The latest kink in gold smelting Is to cast the gold In conical shapes in stead of bars and bricks, with the express purpose of making it diffi cult for a thief to walk away with a cone. The cones are molded to al most any size, one measuring a foot or perhaps a foot and a half in diam eter on the base. Such a shape is extremely unwieldy. Slings and tongs have been designed to facilitate handling them In the smelting works because they are so clumsy. A thief provided with such a sling would have an embarrassing time getting away with a cone In contrast with the ease with which a bar or a brick may be covered up to give tt an appearance that will not rouse suspicion. Saturday Evening Post IpiBJuigji V 1 Raises the PoufiiBe ALL GROCERS. PORTLAND, OREGON Y.M.C.A--SCHOOLS $500,000 EQUIPMENT. 50 HEX TEACHERS. ' 75 -COURSES. GYUNASIUUS. SWIUHING. LIBRARIES. Course ! . Day kM fee, 6 ana. Commercial 60.00 Shorthand 60.00 Automobile 61.00 Wireieas Telegraphy 60.00 Telegraphy and Train Deapatching' 25.00 Electrical Engineering- 60.00 Civil Service 25.00 College Preparatory 40.00 Boys Elementary School 25.00 Plumbing , . 26.00 Carpentry 16.00 Mining and Assaying...... 80.00 Pharmacy , 80.00 Mechanical Engineering 26.00 Other courses $2.00 te U0.00 Send for Free Illustrated Catalogea, CENTRAL Y. M. C. A., PORTLAND, OR. HONEST TREES ATI HONEST PRICES ff vnxx yoor tree direct from ktiseft ft eilibliihed, mod reliable nurtery is uSa f We. Savt money-avoid daappoinb ll , if awat. 500 aeret 50 yean thoroughly 11 i reliable dealings. Get our lid and prases i f li before you buy a tree 3 THE.. U W00DBURN NURSERIES W . Woedbuni, Ore. v jEjr Wm barrels m Write about your wants in this line to FINKE BROS. 183 Madison St Portland, Oregon Expert Advice. "Shall I marry Mr. Wombat who is 40, or Mr. Wopp, who is 20? They both earn the same salary." Marry the young man. He'll nag you less about expenses." Why so?" 'He can't remember when prices were lower." Louisville Courier- Journal. When Your Eyes Need Care lr. No Smarting Feels Tr; Try Marine Eye Remedy. No Smartln Fine Acta Onicklv. Trv Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. It tor Bed, Weak, la. Illua. tinted Book In each Pack ape. Murine la compounded by onr Oonllsta not a "Patent Med. IoIdo" but need In successful Physicians' Prae flee for ninny years. Now dedicated to the Pnb uo and sold by Urntnrfsts at 25o and Wo per Bottle. Marine Mje Balye In Aseptto Tabes, 25a and Wo. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago Suddenly Smitten. Maud "I've just heard of a case where a man married a girl on his deathbed, so that she could have his millions when he was gone. Could you love a girl like that?" Jack That s just the kind of a girl I could love. What's her address?" Ilave Long Mined for Rubies. The world's richest ruby mines, in Upper Burmah, are known to have been operated since early in the seven teenth century. Equal Rights. 'You say a pedestrian has right the same as a motor cart" asked the Querulous person. "Certainly, replied the policeman. "Well, rnebbe he has. But I cant help wondering what would happen to me If I went along the street mak ing the same kind of noise as tome of these automobile horns." tlterat. V Tour majesty," said the advisers of George III. "those traitorous col onists over In America are saying that you are no king pin In their es tablishment What do you think ought to be done with them?" - "Oh. hang them I" ejaculated the irritated monarch. . . Hie Way. That fighter knocked a child uncon scious." "Well, that's hU Idea of putting tt to sleep." The "Pennant" is won The "banner of health" is always won by the person who pos sesses a keen appetite, enjoys perfect diges gestion, and whose liv er and bowels are reg ular. Get into this "winner" class at once by the aid of HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It is for Poor Appetite, Sick Headache, Heart burn, Indigestion, Con stipation and Malaria. 60 years the leader SPRAY IS NECESSARY Many Troubles Which Contest Fruit Grower's Success. No Other Insect Has Caused 8o Much Legislation as 8a n Jose Scale Spread Rapidly In fast De spite Precautions. (By 3. Q. SANDERS.) Past and gone are those days when large crops of perfect fruit uninjured by curculio codling moth or- Bcab. could be harvested without thought of sprays and spray, pumps, of lead arsenate or parts green, of lime-sulfur and bordeaux mixture, and of other treatments for , the . troubles which contest the . modern fruit , grower's success. In the early days young orchards required but little care after planting other than occasional cultivation, until in due time the cerfect unblem ished fruit was gathered. A gradual change has taken place with the in troduction and dissemination of new Insect pests and plant diseases, until now spray apparatus and materials are absolutely necessary. These changing conditions have taught us a strong lesson of the pos sibility of even more disastrous intro ductions of pests. There are still many It aRT"Z mm -.-sti. r.T- ICATmo!ilQ 8m that W.L. By L 17. L. DOUGLAS 3.oo 3.5Q $4 $4.50 AND $B.oo SHOES FOR MEN AND.W0MEN But Bout' Shorn In th WorU ' ft.vu, 2.W ana a. oo BS9AW BTT8TJTE8S TH UTS ON (879 CAPITAL. SOW THB LARGEST MAKES OF S3. SO t.v SHOSS IM THE sroau Ak year dealer to shew roe W.L.DoacIa t;1.50. 14.00 and ti.S llflM. Jul iwu1 ia .ftvl. tit .itA wear as other makes cmtiatr $6.00 to 17.00 tee on it difference Is ut price. Bftoes la an leathers, styles sad shapes to salt erenbodjr. If ron eoald Tisit W. If. Dobj las large factories at Brockton, Hsks., sad see for roanielf how carefnllr W. I.. Bonciaa shoes are made. to wonld then enderofind whr thcr an warranted to fit better, look better, hold their shape sad wear longer loan any oiner niaae lor vu price. If W. l Donpla abort an not for tale hi yoor Ttrlnlty, ' order direct from the factory, fehoee for every inrnrv Der or nie lamtiy, at au prn-ea. dt r&rcei rose, postase jree. wrueior iiinairniea t;auis uwiu ehow yon how to order by mail, and why you can iftTe moneT on Tour footwear. stamped on the bottom. W. I., ltouif lit., 101 Spark Strati, SrMMea, law. anw-- a. i .;.rn.. 1 H - v -t::.: l e mm SUBSIITUlt I Inflammatory. At a dinner of firemen recently the following sentiment was proposed: "The Ladies! Their eyes kindle the only flame which we cannot extin guish, and against which there is no insurance." xso uause to worry. , "Teosophilus," said Mra. Gossip, "just think. One-half the world doesn't . know how the other hall lives!" "Never mind, dear," replied her long-suffering husband, "that Isn't your fault" . o Yia Feel CJIilll OR Dead White Birch Trees. These were killed on the Campus of the Uni versity of Wisconsin by the Bronze Birch-Borer. serious pests In foreign lands which have not become established in our country, but doubtless will be sooner or later if systems of rigid inspection of imported plant material are not soon inaugurated. The awakening of the entomologists and the publlo in general to the dan ger of Introducing serious insect pests and fungus diseases, was caused more largely by the introduction of hte San Jose scale than any other one factor. No other insect has caused so much state and national legislation as the San Jose scale (a harmless insect in its. native country in central China), which infests a wide range of fruit trees as well as many ornamentals. The damage caused by this tiny In' sect was early recognized by ento mologists and means were sought to prevent Its spread. But before ade quate means of control were discov ered, It had gained a foot-hold in many sections of some of our eastern states, and in spite of - all precautions has gradually spread. What is true of fruit trees 1b also true of shade trees. Take, for instance, the Injury to our beautiful birch trees by insects. Such a general destruction of birch trees in ornamental plantings has occurred in the past four or five years throughout some sections, that the attention of a great many people has been attracted to the loss. The small white larva of the bronze birch-borer burrows Just beneath the bark, eating its way Irregularly around the trunk and limbs of the tree In the sap-bearlng layers, leaving winding galleries of castings and cutting off the flow of sap beyond the point at- n t I Feverish and Ache all Over !r Feel worn out blue and tired ? Don't let vour cold develoo' into bronchitis, pneumonia or catarrh. The reliable alter ative and tonic which has proven its value in the past 40 years is (golden IMF edical discovery Restores activity to the liver and to the circulation the blood Is purified, the digestion and appetite improved and the whole body ,. feels the invigorating force of this extract of native medicinal .. plants. In consequence, the heart, brain and nerves feel the . refreshing influence. For over 40 years this reliable remedy has ' been sold in liquid form by all medicine dealers. It can now also' bo obtained in tablet form in $1.00 and 50c boxes. If your druggist doesn't keep it send 60 one-cent stamps to R. V.Pierce, M.D. Buffalo. The Common Sense Medical Adviser a book of 1008 pages answers all medical questions. Send 31c in one-cent stamps to R. V, Pkrce, J5LD, May Be Some Truth in This. : "There was a time in my romantic young life when I believed there was such a thing as a broken heart," com mented Cordelia Killjoy, "but nowa days I think it is often mistaken for what is really a cracked head." Prospective Statesman. i " Your boy stole a barrel of apples from me the other day." - "Dear me. I wonder where that boy will wind up?" "I think he'll wind up in tha legislature. He talked me into be lieving that it was all right"1' s ril mwm Work of Brown Birch-Borers. 1 Infested limb showlnn raised rldaea. 2. Bark removed to show galleries of boring larvae. 3. Larva hibernating In a cell bored In the solid wood. tacked. On the younger branches these winding galleries are revealed by the corresponding ridges on the ex terior of the limb. No adequate remedy has been found to combat this pest. It is always ad visable to cut out and burn all Infested limbs very early each year before the adults emerge. Until this serious infestation passes over, it is not advisable to plant any birches, for loss of the tree is almost sure to result CONSTIPATION may be either a transient or per. manent affliction, arising from some error in diet or as a result of constantly weak digestion. V For temporary and obstinate cases the best relief is Hogs for Breeding. . For breeding purposes avoid hogs with long legs and snouts, shallow bodies, narrow heads, contracted heart girths and long pastern combined with a small bone. Also avoid hogs that are too plump and chubby in ar pearance. The breeding animal should have plenty of else and a massive ap pearance. A very fat hog is a bad risk, for there is danger of his. breed ing faculties being impaired. Improving Hog Industry. When farmers realise the possibili ties of exclusive pork growing as a specialized branch of the animal In dustry, and evolve systems of farm management adapted to the business. It will become attractive to baslnesa farmers, and herds of well-bred hogs will become common In many locali ties where few good hogs are now seen. " Selection of Cockerel. All other things being equal, pick out for a breeder the cockerel that matures first indicated by red comb and wattles, general acrappiness and early crowing. His offspring will de velop earlier than those of his slow, er maturing brother. They wOI lay earlier on the female side and be ready to kill earlier on the mal sMa. Our big 1913 catalog (free), shows thousand of the moat wonderful bargains ever offered In the I history of the building business. It will show you how to save money on Lumber, Sash, Doors, Hardware, nmnis nnq an punning mmertma. - we ncll to yon direct at factory prices. PAINTS Be sarei to st our Kg-jf maautae . tore prion ba fora yoa bur paint. Wall save yoa money on paints for House. Floor, Wagon or BarsvBara Paint' " 90c gal ; Bath tuba. ,$22.59 Be your own plumber I We ell plumbing matertata of all kind at -whole-tale prices Toll eta, Lavatorlee, Slnke, Pips, Fit tings, valve, faucet, etc DOQRS Thouindfr la U3 of .tlyle nd Ue In Hock a lor ( nromnt' delivery. I rum $1.25 tip Our" free cata log showa th ftneit line of doom ihowa any where, aH at aW price, Buy root himo r from th first trading, Dont buy from rttufl yurda that aell lumbar .hat ha bam fradat) or 4 tigs Curs la all first trada and first Quality VtV awl sllrtet st mill prloas. Sand us your lists twi Vt mr tafeUom, prtpald prissa. " , itand us today your lumber bill Kama vour shlyplnsj point. Wa will ttll you Just what tt will soal fralcM rld to your stntloa Catalog frees. 2205 WsstiaksAn tateiett' " I Overheard at the Club. "Mazie Gayway says she makes her husband pay her a dollar every time he kisses her. She's saving for a limousine." "Now, if she'd only adopted a similar plan before she met Gayway, she might have had a whole garage." Judge. , Very Probable. "I don't known what it is," gushed the animal lover, "but there is some thing about cats that sort of takes hold of me." "Oh," said his matter-of-fact friend, "I'll bet it's fleas." From Both Sides. Steamers plying between England and Holland have been equipped with apparatus by which all their lifeboats can be launched from either side of a vessel. '., WOMAN FEELS 10 YEARS YOUNGER Since Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Re stored Her Health ' Same Thing. Wife (bitterly) "How can you talk like that? You know that , never pester you for money." - Hub "No. but the people you buy things from do." ' : v - ' : - If Lister Had Been Commercial. , If Lister had sold his - discovery, of the antiseptic dressing of wounds. would his name stand where it does among the immortals? Toronto Globe. "Bloob has turned cubist." Rot" "Sold his first picture for a thousand." 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BodTaTl lUrlc. lh h.ve been hrd from Terr oar. lJiL!t!'Jh e"'f" of (he aiedioinwt are ao kmma to tie wiuu.1 world, tnrt aan btmm COSSCITATIOS raEB. "? c,Jtow1! oaoo q.11. wr) tnr mvWNa biua aad otroolar. t-irnst eeaOa im. THE C 6EE WO CHIKESE KECICIII C3. 1621 First St, Cor. Merrkea Portluad. Orcssav P. N. U. WBTH writing to adrrrtuera. ;! i