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M.&M, SCHOOL of TELEGRAPHY 633-535 Chamber of Commerce Building POK1XAND, OKKGON A school for the teaching of Telegraphy under the personal supervision of' the proprietor, A. E. Myers, expert telcfrrapher. ay and nfuht sessions. TERMS: Courses in easy monthly installments, enabling you to take up a well paid profession at little cost.' Write for full particulars. Hours, 10 a. m. to 6 p. m., . or by appointment Hail 5714 ; DR. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor SPINAL ADJUSTMENTS Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chronic Diseases. Licensed Practitioner. Suite 124-6-7 Arcade Building, Seattle. . DAISY FLY KILLER SSSuKfta WfH Uw flltl. Nea(,cJean,or 'TfA. nauteiiuL convenient. cheap. Zsftftl all lottos. Made of metal, caa'tipillortip overt will not llo Injure nythlnr Guaranteed effect!, Sold by tfeIrt, or Mitly eipreHpro paid lor IU SAKOLD SOMBJW. W ZMJUlb Am, Brooklyn, X. .W1--1 -U Wise Old Gentleman. An old gentleman, whose character was unimpeached and unimpeachable, for some slight cause was challenged by a dissolute young Hotspur, who was determined that the old gentle man should give him honorable satis faction. The old gentleman very good naturedly refused to fight, and the fellow threatened to "gazette" him as a coward. "Well, go ahead I would rather fill 20 newspapers than one coffin," rejoined the old gentleman. Happiness in Work. To augment human happiness, a writer In the Edlnburge Review re marks, must be the - purpose, main or incidental, of every person. Abso lutely incidental with most, it must be believed. The activities connected with the business of living in a world with other men and women absorb us, Happiness is a by-product of these activities of the common life. No thoughtill Mn. liquid blue. It's pinch of blue in a large bottle of watur. Ask for Red Cross Bull Bluo, the blue that's all blue, i in uii i- ! ii. i Called for Blood. "Sandy looks aa if he had been fighting." "He has been fighting; a fellow said something In his presence about 'musicians and bagpipers,' and Sandy sailed Into him." Result, However, Is the Same. ' Occasionally a man finds himself in debt not because he is dishonest, but because he is b bad hand at mental arithmetic. St. Helens Hall Portland, OniaoN Resident and Day School for Girls in rlire of Slutnrs of RtiTnhn Dnptlut (FplmHipsl) Dall.gLu, Acd.mto and li.m.ntarr D.p.rtm.ntt, Mnila, Art, elocution, Domoitlo Art, Domoitlo Solones, IjruDsilum. For oalulog siltlnw TI1E SltjTKH BUrEftlOIl, Office) 80 St. Unions Hall Tree Absorbed Lamp Post. When an old elm tree In the ave nue ut ltUHhoy Turk, near London, was cut down, the iron framework of an old street lamp whs found embedded In the trunk to a depth of several Inches about 25 foot from the ground. It is believed that the lamp must have been nailed to the tree many years ago and gradually became surrounded by the wood. AILING WOMEN OF MIDDLE AGE Mrs. Hilbert Tells of Her Di tressing Symptoms During Change of Life and How She Found Relief. l!iiiil.!ii!!il!g!5i:!iSS!!; "i J . J J : l WW frectwood. Ta." During the Change of Life I was hardly able to lie around I at all. I always had a headache and I was so dizzy and ner vous that I had no rest at night Tho flashes of heat were so bad sometimes that I did not know what to do. "One day a friend advised me to take Lydia E. Plnkham'a Vegetable Com. pound and it made me a strong well wo man. I am very thankful that I fol lowed my friend's advice and I shall recommend it aa long as I live. Before I took the Compound I waa alwaya sickly and now I have not had medicine from a doctor for years. You may pub lish my letter." Mrs. Edward b. Uvl. BERT, Fleetwood, Pa. Such warning symptoms aa tense ot uffocation,hot flashes, headaches, back, aches, dread of Impending evil timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyea. Irregu larities, constipation, variable appetite, weakness and Inquietude, and dizziness, are promptly heeded by Intelligent wo men who are approaching the period in life when woman's great change may be expected. ) Lydia E. Flnkham'a Vegetable Com pound invigorates and strengthens the female organism and build up the weak, ened nervous system. It has carried xoan women aalwly through this criai. How to Handle Peaches. i Oregon Argicultural College Cor vallis The Stanfield district of Ore gon as well as several other parts of the state, is loaded with a heavy peach crop, which many of the growers do not know how to handle profitably, Prof. C. I. Lewis, head of the division of horticulture at the college, gives the following advice. "All in all the peach is one of the poorest established fruit crops in the Pacific Northwest," says rrof. Lewis, "With us it is largely a case of feast or famine. During the years of heavy crops it is often hard for us to dispose of the crop with profit, while in California, to the south of us, the peach industry, many times as large as ours, is handled very profitably, They ship only a small percentage of the fruit in the green state, but dry and can a large portion of .the crop. "One reason why we have not done better with the peach for many years is that we have not handled it well. If peaches are not handled skilfully they arrive in the market in a very poor condition, and consequently bring low prices. There is no fruit upon which it is harder to give good advice in handling than the peach. It is a fruit where personal experience is necessary. The carerui handling should begin at the time the fruit is taken from the trees. "It is always desirable to have as much color on the fruit as possible. With some varieties that must be shipped long distances, of course, it is impossible to let them develop much color, but for short shipping distances more color can be allowed to develop before the fruit is picked. When shipped the fruit must never be in a ripe condition. The color may or may not be an index as to the time to pick the peach. Many rules are given. With the yel low peach, it is generally picked when the greens begin to lighten and traces of yellow begin to show. The touch is sometimes used as an indication, the peach being pressed lightly with the thumb on the suture side. Care must be taken, however, not to press too hard, and the thumb and finger nails of the packers should be trimmed down closely. It is easy ,to ruin the shipping quality of your peaches by jabbing the finger nail into them or pressing so hard that they are bruised and turn brown and black. "Take great care not to get the peaches soiled. If dirt gets on the fuzz it is almost impossible to get it out. Pick in small receptacles, bas kets or Bmall pail. !'r.' -Vt Do not handle the peaches more often than is absolutely necessary. Plan to pack directly from the picking basket to the boxes. If picked in too large receptacles and allowed to stand around,' they will tend to become mel low and ripen too rapidly. In hauling them from the orchard to the packing shed be sure not to get them shaken up much. If you do not have a pack ing house, use some shed or put up a tent or sheet so as to shield the fruit from the sun. Handle the fruit as rapidly as possible. Do not allow the peaches to become over-heated if 'you can help it. As soon as packed in boxes, get them placed in a cool loca tion. In shipping carload lots, send under refrigeration. It is sometimes better to pick in tho late afternoon and pack the boxes in tho cool of the evening. In most parts or the Worth west the nights are cool, so that the fruit would generally be in good condi tion in the early morning. "In your packing shed you should make room for three box,es. Three packing boxes,, a cull box and a basket which contains the fruit, should be provided for every packer, as there will probably be about three grades of peaches to be packed, and the packing should be done directly from the pick ing receptacle. Do not dump out and pour out the peaches onto tables and into boxes, for you can't do much of this without getting them bruised. If the fruit is damaged certain moulds and rots will soon start and the entire box of peaches will be ruined before they arrive in the market. Cull out carefully all damaged fruit. "In ordering your boxes you will want to get various sizes, probably, according to the size of your peaches. Tho length and width of the boxes are all the same, 18 J by lit inches, inside measurement, but the depth varies. There are seven different peach boxes used on tho Coast. The 2J inch, 3 inch, 31 inch, 4 inch, 5 inch and Bi inch. The reason for this variation in the depth of the boxes is that they never pack peaches with more than two layers and the 5 inch depth is used for extra large peaches. The Bides, tops and bottoms are generally made of 1 inch material, and tho ends of 8 inch material. "There are various grades used in packing the peaches. Such terms as 'extra fancy,' 'fancy,' 'choice,' etc.. are aftcn used. Unfortunately these terms are misleading to the buyer. A system of grading that has been used in Ashland formerly, I believe, is very satisfactory. Their peach grade known as 'fancy' contains 64 or less peaches to the box. The second grade, known as 'Al' contains from 64 to 80 to the box. The third grade, known as 'B,' grade, contains 80 to 92 peach es to the box. All the fruit in these grades must be free from fungi, split pits and worms, and all are very care fully wrapped in paper. ' "In many sections of the United States they pack smaller peaches than the 92s. Some as small as the 108s are used, but there is very little money in such small peaches, and one had better not try to ship them to the open market. There will be more money made by leaving them at home. Smaller peaches and peaches contain ing some imperfections are often put in boxes without being wrapped and are sold for pies and canning, or dis posed of to advantage locally. I would recommend that smaller peaches than the 92s be not shipped, as I doubt if it would warrant the freight and ex press charges. There might be sea. sons when the peach crop was very light that one could realize profit on such small peaches, but only under such conditions. "In packing peaches in boxes, avoid what is known as straight pack. In the straight pack each peach in the second layer comes directly above the peach in the bottom layer. This makes considerable bruising. Pack what is known as the diagonal pack, the 2-3, 3-3. These throw the second layer into the spaces left in the first layer The 4-5 is used with some smaller grades. The 4-5 pack, how ever, has not "received much favor in the market, too many open spaces be ing left on the sides of the boxes. "The 2-3 pack will be put up in the following way. Start with the end of the box, bottom layer, and put three peaches down against the end of the box, the first peach going up against one side of the end, the second touch ing the opposite side and end, and the third peach will be directly between the second and first. Then take the two peaches for your second row and fit them in between the three. Your third row will have three fitting in' against the two, etc. So every other row in the box will be 3-2, 3-2, 3-2, etc. The second layer will be just the opposite, starting two and fitting them down into the little spaces that are left by placing three in the first row of the bottom layer. When your box is done if you count your rows the 'nj way of the box you will have seven peaches in every row and there will be five such rows in each layer. "The 3-3 pack differs from the for mer in only one respect; every short layer of the box has three peaches and yor long rows will vary. The first row will have 9 peaches, the second 8, third 9, fourth 8, fifth 9 and sixth. 8. "Be sure that your peaches are so packed that when the covers are nailed on the boxes they cannot rattle and move in any way. If you can run your hand in under the covers and rat tle the peaches around, you can rest assured that they will arrive in the market in poor condition. The fact that you can use this test of your box allows you to get a' good firm pack. Cleat your covers securely. In warm sections of the state it will not be a bad plan to have small holes bored in tho sides of the peach boxes. This will allow a little better ventilation. "In wrapping your peaches with pa per, wrap them as smoothly as possi ble. The first layer you put into the box, put the smooth side down. In the second layer, put the smooth side of the wrapper up, so that no matter whether the bottom or top of the box Is opened, it will present an attrac tive appearance. "The paper that you use in wrap ping peaches should be rather heavy tissue, and the size varies, 7x7 and 7x8. This paper is of great assist ance in keeping the peaches clean and absorbs the extra moisture and will allow you to make your pack firm. Peach packing is something in which you will easily become skilfull, with little experience. The points which you will need to emphasize most, how ever, are to grade carefully, throw out all culls, leave the small peaches at home, and be sure your pack is firm." GOOD TO REMEMBER HOUSEHOLD HINT8 THAT WILL BE FOUND OF VALUE. Easy and Effective Method of Polish ing Floora Removing Smoke Marka From Ceilings To Marble Freshness. When Polishing Floors. -Make a thick pad of felt or velvet and fasten it over an old worn-out and hairless broom. This makes an excellent polisher and eaves the trouble of kneeling on the floor. To Remove Smoke Marks , From Ceilings. Mix a thick paste of starch and water, and with a clean flannel spread it over the mark. Allow to get thoroughly dry, then brush off with a soft brush and the marka will hate disappeared. When Cleaning Mirrors and Win. dowa. Sprinkle a few drops of metal polish upon a cloth and rub over the glass. Leave to dry, then polish with a ,olean cloth. This Is the quickest and easiest way to clean them. ' Before Sweeping the Carpets. Take atf old round tin, pierce holea In the bottom, and fill with common salt Sprinkle this over the carpet It pre vents the dust from rising, brightens the colors, and prevents moths. To Clean Marble. -Rub with a slice of lemon dipped in salt Leave for an hour, then wash off. All stains will be removed and a nice gloss se cured. To Clean Varnish and Paint Rub with a cloth dipped In a weak solution of, vinegar and warm water. Polish with a wash leather. To Clean Gilt Picture Frames. Put a gill of vinegar into a pint of soft cold water. Remove all dust from the frames, dip a large camel's hair brush in the mixture, squeeze It partly dry, then brush the gilt, doing a small por tion at a time. IMPORTANT PART OF LUNCH As Usual. There waa a woman in our town who was so wondrous wise, she used her ears for hearing things, for seeing things, her eyes. And when she'd heard and seen it all, what did this female do, but use her tongue for tell ing every blessed thing she knew. Hidden Meaning Somewhere. Visitor "My husband considered a very long time before he proposed to me. He waa very careful." Hostess "Ah, it is always those careful peo ple who get taken in V" Those Cold Chills. "Can you imagine," asked Sir Er nest Shackleton, "the enormous extent of these vast snow fields?" "Yea," replied the Irish member, "I had the same sinsatlon the first toime I ap peared in public wearing a dress Bhirt" -London Chronicle. Telephone Score. , To know whether your telephone has rung while you were absent, place a piece of carbon paper between the bell and tho clapper. When the bell rinirs the clapper will make a mark. Dry Quarters for Swine. A nervous, irritable sow has no place in the breeding herd. It is absolutely necessary to provide clean drinking water for the sheep. A sheep will stand a long while before taking a drink of dirty water. A warm, dry pen for the pigs is needed for best results. Give them plenty of dry bedding and a place to sleep that is free from drafts. While ground shelled corn is some what more valuable for fattening hogs than is whole com, it is not, aa a rule, economical to grind corn for hogs. Economical. While in a lunch room one day five-year-old Beatrice ordered omelet, and later her guardian was surprised to see her eating the parsley, too. "Do you like parsley?" "No," answered Beatrice, "but I hate to see things wasted." Sandwiches, Properly Protected,. Ma) Be Kept Appetizing for Almost , Indefinite Period.' ' If sandwiches are not to be used foi some time after they are made the; can be wrapped In waxed paper and put In a tin bread or cage box. Some persons wrap them in a Blightly damr, cloth and keep them In the ice box When sandwiches are carried for a picnic lunch they sometimes taste o) the box they are carried in, and 11 they are wrapped In wared paper they carry, better in a wicker baskel through which the air circulates. Fruit sandwiches are more gener ally used than they used to be, and are so delicious that they ought to form a part of every sandwich repast They satisfy a natural craving foi sweets, and are more wholesome and more easily made than cakes or can' dlea. DESSERT DISHES OF RHUBARB Pudding, Tapioca or Shortcake, Make Delicious Confection. Rhubarb Pudding Mash half a pound of bag or pulled figs, or use dates or raisins, or a mixture of all or of any two of these fruits. Cover with boiling water and cook until water is nearly absorbed. Cut- a pound of rhubarb in inch pieces, put a layer of the cooked dried fruit, and repeat until all is used. Add a quar ter of a cup of hot water and bake in a slow oven until the rhubarb is soft Serve cold alone or with cream. Rhubarb Tapioca Soak half a cup of tapioca over night and cook until clear in a double boiler. Place In a buttered pudding dish two cups of rhu barb, cut in small pieces ; one cup of Bugar and a pinch of ginger. Pour the hot tapioca over this, stir in one teaspoonful of butter, cover and bake one hour. Put a meringue on it be fore serving, if you like, or serve it cold, with plain or whipped cream. Rhubarb Shortcake Put two cups of rhubarb, cut small, with a scant cup of sugar in a double boiler and cook until rhubarb is tender and sugar dis solved. Add the juice and chopped rind of one lemon. Make a shortcake by your favorite receipt, but cut and bake it like biscuit When done, break open, butter them and arrange on a hot dish. Put the rhubarb in be tween, and when serving pour the juce over them. Motheri will find Mrs. Wlnncrwe Soothing Byrup the best remedy to use for their children luring me teething period. laVGmracoD IfUiUflilUUUXi MOT) on SERE 00D Assist Nature now and then, with a gentle cathartic Dr. Pierce's Pleas and Pellets tone up and invigor' tote liver and towels. Be sure you ge t what ffou ask for. The women who have used " Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrivtion will tell you sssa that it freed them from pain 'helped them over painful periods In , their life and saved them many a day , of anguish and misery. - This tonicy in .. liquid form, was devised over 40 years ago for the womanly system; by.R.V. Pierce. M. D., : and has been sold ever " since by dealers in medicine to the. benefit of many thousand women. ; .,. i Now If you prefer you can obtain Dr. ' - Pierce's Favorite Prescription tablets at , . your druggist at $1 per box, also tn BOe the or send 50 one cent stamps to 'Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. for trial box. Not Infantile Necessities. To be an "infant" in a legal sense is not the same as being an infant, A recent case in London was concern' ed with the question of what consti tutes an "infant's" necessities. The young man, who was sued by a furni ture dealer, had bought, among other things, 24 candlesticks, 88 weapons, 61 pictures, an Indian spittoon, Burmese and Chinese gongs, 23 Bnuff boxes and two stuffed iguanas. Refusing to pay the bill, ' the young man pleaded "in fancy." The judge gave judgment for the plaintiff. .-. At Least Something New. First Mother "How was the baby show?" Second Mother "Fair. Of course, there's not much change in the styles, but the display of accessories, such as five-minute detachable nigh ties, cry mufflers and self-starting cradles was particularly good. " March of Progress. Abner Wombat was born in a log cabin, but every one of his grandsons has a dress suit Such Is life In America. 8plnach Salad. Cut oft the roots of spinach, remove all yellow leaves, and wash thorough ly through several water until the water looks absolutely clear. Do not pour the water off the spinach, but lift It each time Into clear water, so that the sand and grit will remain In the bottom of the pan. Now shake Quite dry and put into a kettle, adding about a half cupful of water, or Just enough to keep from sticking. Cook fifteen minutes from the time it begins to boll, less time even if the spinach be very young and tender, then drain, pressing hard to extract all the water. Chop fine, season with salt, pepper, two tablespoonfuls of refined vegeta ble oil and a quarter cupful of grated horseradish. Pack In little earthen molds or cups and set where they get cold and firm. When ready to serve turn out on lettuce leaves, dress with any salad dressing preferred, and garnish with sliced hard-boiled eggs. English Biscuits. Sift together one and one-half pints of flour, one cupful of cornstarch, three tablespoonfuls of sugar, twe teaspoonfuls of baking powder and one-half teaepoonful of salt Rub in three tablespoonfuls of butter, add one well-beaten egg, one cupful of milk, one-half cupful of currants and one tablespoonful of coriander seed Mix Into a smooth, soft dough, roll one-half inch thick, cut in rounds, and bake on buttered tins In a hot oven for twenty minutes. When done, rut over a little butter on a clean bit ol cloth. Eugenics. ' ' ' A great man is a woman's dream incarnated. Only through the poten tial greatness of woman can appear the militant greatness of man. Will Levington Comfort , Good Magnet. Helper "We're going to have a big crowd here, and it'll be some job to keep 'cm moving." Manager -"That'll be easy. Take down that rear exit sign, post up the word 'Free' and they'll all bolt for it" Judge. Science in Topular Speech. "Language was given for the con cealment of thought," said the ready made philosopher. "Yes" replied Miss Cayenne. "Many an impropriety ia hidden by a scientific word of four or five syllables." To Make Handkerchiefs. Elaborate as well as atmple hand kerchiefs may be made from scraps ol lawn, lace and beading. Roll the edges Instead of hemming, which ia done by slightly moistening the thumb and finger and rolling as tight as possible. - Ba-careful not to stretch the goods. The more sheer the mate rial the easier it is to do this roll ing. It is not necessary to have each row of insertion or lace of the same kind, the effect is prettier where different kinds are used. - t Celery Croquette. One cSip mashed potato, three fourths eup finely sliced celery, one to one and a half teaspoonfuls butter, two tablespoonfuls chopped nuts, not too fine, a little salt Do not cook celery, mix all Ingredients while po tato Is hot cool, shape, egg and crumb, stand In a cold place until ready to bake. Bake in a quick oven 10 minutes or until croquettes begin to crack and are a delicate brown. Boiled Rice. After washing the rice put it over the fire la plenty of actually boiling salted water and let It boll fast tor It minutes; then drain off all the wa ter, place the saucepan containing the rice tn the oven with, the door open and let it steam for 10 minutes, or until it Is as tender as 'desired. Every grain will be distinct and the rioe tree from moisture. Paper pillow. Any lnkless soft paper cut or tore In piece about one inch square and put In unbleached muslin sack eigh teen by twenty-seven nmkea a good n Who Put "U" in Blues? YOURSELF; In other words,' your lazy liver. You have been overloading the stomach and thus clogging the bowels. 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As well might fog and cloud and vapor hope to cling to sun-illumined landscape as ""the blues"- and moroseness to combat jovial speech and exhilarating laughter. There Is no path but will be easier traveled, no load but :wlll be lighter no shadow on heart or brain but will lift sooner In the presence of a' de termined cheerfulness. It may at times seem difficult for the happiest temper ed to keep the countenance of peace and content but difficulty will vanish when we truly consider that sullen gloom and passionate despair 4o noth ing but multiply thorns and thicken sorrows. - . y- - When Your Eyes Need Care Try Mnrlne Eye Remedy. No Smarting Feela Fine Acts Quickly. Try It tor Bed, Weak, Watery Eyea and Granulated Eyelids. Illus trated Book In each Package. Murine la pompoonaea vj onr ucniisis not a -raient niea. loine I but used In successful Physicians' Prao- Noe ior many years, now aeaicateq u toe run ho and sold by Druggists at o and 60o per Bottle. Marina Bye Salve la Aseptic Tubes,. 25c and 60a Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chloago - Raw Meat Popular In Italy. Travelers report that In Italy the devouring of raw meat In restaurants is now so common as to be to wo men, at any rate a public annoyance. The waiter brings the slab of beef steak and exhibits it to the eyes of the man about to lunch, who watches the process of cutting and of sprin kling with a little oil and vinegar. Over the dish is then poured a raw egg., : Neverl Wife "In a battle of tongues a woman can hold her own." . Husband "M yes, p'raps she can; but she never does." Gave Her All Her Rights. A woman was charged at Greenwich (England) police court with allowing a donkey to stray, Immediately after a young man had been fined for a similar offense. Mr. Symmons "You won't have a feminine grievance if I fine you the same as the man. If I charged you less you would say you were not having your rights. No, the same as the man." 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Chicago Record-Herald. Simple Lines. What we all need Is grand simple lines In our characters and our work as well as in our toilettes. One Thing That Holds Us. Most of us would be financially well-to-do if we didn't have to pay our debts. St Joseph NewB Press. , Tho Tortures of Prickly Heat and all skin affections are quickly al leviated and In a short time complete ly cured by using Tyree's Antiseptic Powder. 25c at druggists. For free sample write J. S. Tyree, Chemist, Washington, D. C Adv. Record for Laziness. The laziest man is reported in Ar kansas, where he conducts a shoe store In a little town. A woman en tered his shop one day and Bald she wanted to buy a pair of shoes. The lazy man, who was sitting on a box at one end of his establishment,- look ed at her, yawned wearily, and then said: "I can't wait on you today. Come in some time when I'm standin' up." San Francisco Argonaut In the Car. 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" 2Sc 5 IfiP ;V - Pound Can.- , ' .'-All Grocer Pessimism of Mr, Mutshaw. - "It is a great pity," a' trifle grimly remarked Stanley Livingston - Mut shaw, who had several unappreciated Frankensteins on his hands, a boll on his neck and a grandtgrouch on his soul, "that spme children are bo sadly afflicted with -bashfulness; and it is a still greater pity that others ain't Al so, I have observed that a brother-in-law never dies and seldom resigns. And I believe we are going to get this season a darn sight more rain than we need!" - , : Iilould blue Is a wrailf solution. Avoid tt. Buy Red Cross Ball Blue, the blus that's all blue. Aak your grocer. Moral Lesson Wasted. "Say, mother," asked a dreamy Ed gar, "when I grow up I'll be a man, won't I?" "Yes, my son," seizing the opportunity to press home a needed moral, "but if you want to be a real man you must be - very industrious at school and learn how to behave yourself."- You must not be dull or lazy, if you want to be a man." 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