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POULTRY AND GAME Can get you fancy prices for Wild Ducks ind other game In season. Write M for cash offer on all kinds of poultry, pork. ate. Pearson-Page Co., Portland HOWARD E. BnRTOK - Amnyer ana Chemist, I Leadville, Colorado, hpwiiueu prices! Opld, lUnc, Lead, SI. Gold, Silver. Wo; Gold Woi Z no or Copper, Si. Mulling envelopes aid fall price list sent on application. Control nnd Umpire workso bolted. Bef erenoes Carbonate National bans. For Sale 106 a. near Enderby, B. C, Can.; about .cult.; fenced; 8-r. nouse, ouidkufb; ou-a. w , stock, mach. r or particulars aaaress Ch&s. W. Jiuttman, anueroy, p. v., van. For 6ale-80 a. near Wolseley. on C. P. B., Sask., Can.! 860 a. cult, bal pasture and hay; 7-r. house, barn. 8 granaries, outbldgrs, stock, machinery, etc T. A. lienuerson, rvoieciey, p. fey Bale Or Trade For land near Seattle, 1,440 a. in Wells and Eddy Co., N. U.; 1.200 a. cult.; good 7-e. house, U outbids., 12.000 grown trees, fruit, took, machinery, etc. C.A. Dinnetz, NewockforiNiD. Agents Every home wants our specialty: quick sales; $4 to $7 daily; Spring Leader Sample free. P, 8. Rives Co., 68 P-jLgjace, SaltLake City, UUh TO ADVERTISE OUR GOODS We give every lady or gentleman answering this ad. one of the following premiums absolutely free. We are large manufacturers and mean business. One pair full sized lace curtains. 12 yards lace. Down handkerchief. Dollar fountain pen. Dol lar tension shears. Suitcase with bottle of per fume. Numerous others. A postal today brings premiums, information, etc. Agenta wanted ev erywhere. Antlpodlan Mfg. Co., Desk 1, St. Joseph, Missouri. Coos Bay, Oregon, another great seaport. Non resident offers half block close-in prospective bus iness property at Marshfield, the coming Seattle of Oregon. If you want to make some money ad dress Fred Harris, lUi'i Main St.. Houston, Texas For Bale M -section 2 miles west of townsiteon 0. N. K. R., in Alta., Can.; 8 miles from Lloyd jninster; best producing soil, all tillable; 40 a. broke; all necesKary buildings. Address W. C. Mitchell, Box l)41,Vernon. B. C, Can. Agents wanted In every county to represent high grade goods. Large profits to dealers. Samples ten cents. Paciilc Specialty, Portland. Oregon. For Sale Well establiHhed complete general mer chandise, grain and feed business combined, lo cated in this town, 6 miles eaut of Spokane; 2-st. conore te bldg., warehouse, switching facilities. For particulars address J. Hutching 4 Son, Dish wan. Wash., Spokane R. F. D. No. 8. AGENTS Our Household Specialty sells on sight Easy to handle. Big profits. Write today. Hast ings Specialty Co., BHD K. Ankeny, Portland, Ore. Conquer Piles the Druglcss Way. No olntmenta or appliances. Everything simple as A B C when you Know how. Worth gold to sufferers. Get this treatment without delay. Sent prepaid at 50 cts. Oregon Specialty Co. MlLAjtato jjjiugBnerft Your only chance to get agency for the Instantan eous Fraction Computer. Easily, quickly com- tutes difficult combinations of fractions. Don't it a half dollar stand between yourself and pros perity. Computer complete, 60c. Concordia Co., Boise, Idaho $18.00 Weekly. Lady or gentleman as field repre sentative soliciting subscriptions to leading Fash ion publication and appointing sub-agents. National Sales Association, Log AngojesjCal.jjWB Sun Fernando Bldg. $2.00 WILL PAY FOR A COMPLETE COURSE IN FRENCH DRY CLEANING We teach you at home how to clean any artlclt. Our knowledge of glovt cleaning is worth more to ?ou than the price of the entire course. Write or free particulars. Western School of French Dry Cleaning, Box 492, Seattle, Washington. MODERN DINNER ALL RIGHT PATENTS Watson V.. Coleman, i'aietii tjtwyer.wHMiiugujii, ll. (J. Advice and hooks fwe. Bates reasonable. Highest references, Host services. Machinery Second-Hand Machin ery bought, sold and exchanged: engines. boners, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 83 1st tit, Portland, bend for Stock List and prices. WRITE FOR FREE ADVICE Information and booklets of value to you. PACIFIC GUANO & FERTILIZER CO. 182 Madison St, Portland. Or. M.&M. SCHOOL of TELEGRAPHY 633-636 Chamber of Commerce Building PORTLAND, OKKKON A school for the teaching of Telegraphy under the personal aupervlHion of the proprietor, A. K. Myers, expert telegrapher. Day and night aesslons. TERMS: Courses in easy monthly Installments, enabling you to take up a well paid profession at little cost. Write for full particulars. Really Not up to Her. A girl forced by her parents into a disagreeable match with an old man, whom she detested, when the clergy man came to that part of the service where the bride. 1b asked If she con sents to tnko the bridegroom for her husband, Bald, with great simplicity: "Oh, dear, no, slrl Hut you are the first person who has asked my opinion about the matter." He Is An Orphan. Mrs. Newwed "If you don't eat xny biscuits I shall go home to mother." Newwed "And If I do eat them I'll go home to my mother." Area of the Oceans. The Atlantlo ocean has an area of 24,636,000 square miles; Pacific, CO, 809,000; Indlnn, 17,084,000; Arctic, 4, 781,000. and Southern, 30,692,000. Physician Declares That Appurtenatv ces and Menu All Tend to Pro mote the Digestion. Dinner as a social Institution has been so sedulously attacked by gas tronomlc experts In recent years that the banquet has been held responsible for many untimely .deaths of public men. One- of the most conspicuous statesmen In America was said to have been killed by dining out The consumption of course after course upon a menu is held by various au thorities to be inconsistent with long life and even with continued health. Now, all these notions, according to Dr. R. S. Leven son, are based more or less upon .delusion. Discoveries In the physiology of digestion during the past dozen years do not discredit the modern dinner, he says. They vindicate It. Man has unconsciously established a routine of courses in the dinner that takes thorough cognizance of the physiological principles upon which digestion is founded. Take, for Instance, the elaborate gowns worn by the women and the evening, suits by the men, the floral decorations and the music. There is no doubt that each of these items serves the purpose of composing a generally favorable stage setting for digestion. It has been shown In recent years that the moods created by these details have a directly favorable bearing upon the performance of the digestive function. Current Opinion. When Your Eyes Need Care Try Mnrlne Eye Eemedy. No Smarting Feel Fine -Acta Quickly. Try It for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus trated Book In each Package. Murine Ls eompoaDded by oor OcnllHts not a "Patent Med icine" but used in successful Physicians' Praa floe for many years. Now dndlcated to the Pus jto and sold by Druggists at 26c and 60o per Bottle. Marine Bye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 2M and too, Murine Eye Remedy Co., cnioago Proud of Them. . We can no longer think, with Per- loleB, that good report for a woman means a minimum of any kind of re port about her, whether for good or evil, nor with Dr. Johnson that when she speaks in public she is "like a pig standing on its hind legs; It ls not that she does it well, but you are sur prised she can do it at all." We are as proud of our famous women as we are of our famous men, and some of the very best speakers In the world today are women. University Magazine. Still Demand for Flints. Millions of flints are produced an nually In England by "knappers," who use much the same tools and work In much the same manner as did the men of the Neolithic age. The flints go to Africa, South America and China. Flintlock muskets are still used by many negroes in the depths of Africa, and shipments of the bits of stone find ready market In the be nighted regions. Be thrifty on little things like bluing. Don't aa. enpt water for bluing. Auk for lieu Cross Ball Blue, the extra good value blue Rich Country Drifting Backward. Honduras, with vast deposits of mln erals of all kinds, with untold thou sands of acres of the richest tropical fruit and vegetable lands in the world, and untold possibilities as a coffee pro ducer, has a smaller population than it had 50 years ago. While other coun tries less favorably situated have forged ahead, Honduras has slowly but steadily drifted backward. Warning to Bores. When the man upon whom you are calling begins to drum on his desk with his fingers, he is not drumming "the devil's tattoo" at random. He Is ticking out a clear, emphatic telegram, hot from the wire "Will this fellow never go?" Its meaning never changes, and you ought to understand it at the first flam. Do You Hear Well? Test, without risk. In your own home, the Audlphnne with latest Instantaneous adjustment. It is almost humanly sensitive to sound, and Keviiw at once keen, distinct, sided hearing power to those who are almost totally deaf. We will kit you take an Audlphnne home for a month. We ask a mall rental. Kental an !ltl on Durchasa. This V, should appeal to you as a proposition ail ought to be investigated. STOU ELECTROPHONE CO. 230 U-aksWi Biej. Fitt aa Start, raltut. On Out of His Class. The young man with a perpendicu lar measurement of six feet and breadth In proportion had asked the demure little maiden of four feet, six inches, to marry him. "Harold," she said, flashing a resentful glance up at him, "that Isn't fair! It Isn't sports manlike 1 Take one of your own size!" Shake Into Tout Shoes ADen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cures painful, awollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easy. Bold by all Druggists and Bhoj Store. Don't accept any substitute. Hampla t'KKK. Address A. a, Olmsted. t,e Kuy, K, X. Oh, Squash! "Now, between you and me, darl ing," he began as he sat with his arm enfolding her waist "George," she Interrupted, "I wish that you would be a little more precise In your words. How can there be anything between you and me? There isn t room." . And immediately she disproved her own statement by snuggling up still closer. New Weapon. Dinks had an Idea, Taking the phonograph horn he attached it to the vacuum cleaner. "Now," he said, "let your flies come on!" Will Be Costly Undertaking. To bore the doepest hole In the world ,an opening In Silesia 7,350 feet deep, cost more than $10 a foot Take Long Time to Hatch. Eggs laid by a New Zealand lizard require fourteen months to hatch. Building Material at Factory Price Any part of a House, Barn or Garage at an absolute Bavin,? from 40 to 50 per cent Buy Direct From the Manufacturer and Save Money. Send for our Big Free Catalog IT TELLS THE STORY We will give the small consumer the same careful atten tion as that accorded to the man spending thousands of dol law. A trial will prove tho truth of our statements. Every article sold covered by our absolute guarantee of satisfaction SEND FOR THE CATALOG NOW NORTHWEST DOOR COMPANY PORTLAND, OREGON. COCOA AND CHOCOLATE TWO READILY DIGESTED, HIGHLY . NOURISHING BEVERAGES. Have Real Food Value and Should Take the Place of Tea or Coffee for Children Few With Whom They Disagree. , Of the several beverages used at meals cocoa and chocolate are the two that have food value. Cocoa is the fruit of the cocoa tree, which grows in abundance in the tropical countries. Chocolate is made from cocoa beans by the addition of sugar and some starchy materials. Cocoa grows In the form. of a bean and several rows of these beans are held together in a single pod. When re moved from the pod the beans are al lowed to undergo a process of fermen tation, called "sweating," and are then exposed to the sun to dry In order to develop " their fine flavor. Roughly peaking, cocoa contains 22 per cent of protein matter that is, vegetable meat; 29 per cent, of fat and nearly 39 per cent, of starch. Together with the sugar and milk used In the preparation of the bever age It becomes a highly nutritious as well as palatable drink, far superior to either tea or coffee. Tea and coffee are wholly devoid of all nutritive sub stances. They are used entirely for the flavor, and, moreover, they are stimulants, and as such are frequently harmful, while cocoa and chocolate are practically free from any stimulat ing effects. From what has been said it ls easy to see that though relatively cocoa and chocolate are dearer than tea or coffee, yet as foods they are cheaper. A very cheap form of cocoa ls that made from cocoa shells. It ls prepared in the usual way,-and is nutritious as well as cheap and wholesome. Cocoa is adapted for the use of most people. There are some with whom the bever age does not agree well, and causes in digestion. But this is the exception rather than the rule. . Children take cocoa with benefit, and for them It should always take the place of tea or coffee. Vacuum Clothes Washer. A vacuum clothes' washer le the newest Invention to save labor in the laundry. It operates on the vacuum suction principle, supposedly releasing the washwoman from the necessity of rubbing the garments. All the clothes to be washed are merely put In the clothes boiler with shaved eoap or washing powder and water, and the vacuum washer. When the water reaches the boiling point it ls drawn automatically from the bottom of the boiler and forced up in a stream through the clothes. The vacuum washer ls made of ztno which ls polished, so that it will neither rust nor corrode. It ls In fun nel shape, and is made In ono eize only. This, however, will fit any boil er. It measures twelve and a halt Inches high and ten inches wide at the mouth, and weighs two and a half pounds. The price ls $2.50 without the wash boiler, which must be purchased separately. Any articles may bo washed with this device, from fine lin gerie to the heaviest linens. Cheese 8alad. Rub the yolk of a hard-boiled egg smooth with a tablespoonful of olive oil, then add a teaspoonful of salt, one of cayenne, one of sugar and one of made mustard, rubbing each In sepa rately before another ls added. Then stir in half a pound of well grated cheese. The cheese here used should be old as possible without being "high." After all these Ingredients ire well worked together add a table ipoonful of onion vinegar and serve with shredded lettuce or other green lalad. Broiled Neck of Mutton. Half cook the neck, which Is cut In half, of course, In a hot oven, well wrapped in greased paper; then re move quickly from the paper; score down to the bones; fill the cuts with seasoning of salt, pepper and little minced onion and broil until done to your taste. Serve with mint sauce and green peas and dish of curried rice. Beef a La Waldorf. One and one-half pounds of beef cut mall, three onions cut, half cup tapi oca soaked awhile in cold water, one can of peas, half cup bread crumbs, pinch of cloves. Cover with a little water. Cover and bake four hours, then slice raw potatoes over the con tents. Cover and bake one hour long er. Salt and pepper. Puff Ball Doughnuts. Three eggs, one cup sugar, one pint iweet milk, one nutmeg, grated, enough flour to permit the spoon to itand upright la the mixture. Add two heaping teaspoons baking powder to the flour; beat all until light Drop by the dessert spoonful Into boiling lard. These will not absorb fat To be eaten warm. New Kind of Apple Pie. Stew apple, add brown sugar, butter, cider jell, cinnamon, clove, nutmeg tnd little lemon, Just the same season ing one uses in mine (meat) pie, and bake with two crusts. I made this by accident one day, Intending to add lome meat, but the result was so good ( concluded to orgtnate a new pie In stead. 1 To Clean Feather. Into a strong paper bag put about one cupful of plain household flour and halt the quantity of powdered borax. Shake well to thoroughly mix. Then put the feathers In the bag and shake gently till clean. If very dirty, repeat this process. This ls much more satis factory than using soap and water, aa It saves recurling. Quick Bleaching. Handkerchiefs and white clothes that have become yellow from use of too much soap, or any other cause. may be whitened in the following man ner: After washing lot them soak over night In a tub of clear water, to which la added a teaspoonful of cream of tar tar. When Ironed they will be a pure wLlte. If the Ill Dough .. I -Better! ting. 25c SP ' " Pound Can i , All Grocers j i Where She Was Wobbly. Edith ls very timid, but she tries to do her duty, and not long since recit ed a "piece" before some school visit ors with great credit and apparent calmness. Her mother later compli mented and praised her, especially for not seeming at all nervous. "Oh, but I was soared, really, mamma," she child explained Ingenuously. "I held my hands still, but you should have seen my knees." TO ERADICATE QUACK GRASS Excellent Plan for Getting Rid of Weed is to Bury It So Deep Will : Never Sprout Again. Our plan of getting rid of quack grass , is to bury it so deep that it will never come up to the light of day again. . Out if we have a shallow-) soil It will not do to turn up the raw subsoil all at once. A deep soil ls very desirable, and will make the quack grass supply us with It In the fall we plow the ground fully ten Inches deep, being sure to use a plow that lays the furrow down St. I Helens Hall Portland, Obiqon Resident and Day School for Girls tn ohsrgej of Slaters of BtJohn Baptist (Episcopal) Sollftfsta 4o4ilo and Elementary DaputmanU, Inilo, AH, Elocution, Domeitio Art, Dsmsius Sclanes, fsuilu. For catalog address THE SI8TEB SUPERIOR Of Ho 84 j St. Helen Boil Three High Mountains. , Mount Mitchell is the most lofty mountain in the eastern part of the United States. It is located in Tancey county, , N. C, and according to the United States Geological Survey is 6,711 feet above sea level. There are two other mountains in the Appalach ian system above 6,000 feet Mount Guyot in Tennessee, 6,636 feet, and Mount Washington, In New Hamp shire, 6,293 feet. DAISY FLY KILLER IKfJPv Alois Neat, clean, or- M rhean. Lai t ft aVli i leaion. Made ol metal, can 'tipiUortip over; will not toil or InJ ur any th inf. Guaranteed effective. Bol4 by deal mi, or 6 tent by express pn paid for $1. EaUbOLO WtUta. UOPoKftib At., Brooklyn, . ..i" I i . .M,.mmr Indignantly Denied. I see by your paper that you have published in the Duncan news depart ment what you called a dance at my house and the statements made are entirely false. True, we had a few of our neighbors to spend the evening and some pups from Duncan came entirely without any invitation what ever, and when they came they were given to understand that they were not wanted. Thornbury (Ont) Herald Reflector. Ambitious Age. We are ambitious, be it said, al though the cost of living's high. We want to earn, besides our bread, our daily plckleB and our pie. Red Cross Ball Blue irives double value for your money, goes twice as far as any other. Ask your grocer. Couldn't Do Two Things at Oonce. Carol had often heard her mother say, "I can't possibly do two things at the same time," and was evidently im pressed by the phrase. One evening her father came in and said: "Carol, please bring me the evening paper and tell your mother that I am here." "But, daddy," replied the young lady, "I can't possibly do two things at both times." When It Is Better. The way some people when there's anything to be gained remind one of Sterne's "Tant pis" and "Tant mleux" ls amusing. Quite So. " . In reporting another moW bus ac cident In which a workman was the victim a dally paper says: "The wheels passed over his dinner-can and for a few minutes he was stunned." We only wonder that he was not killed outright from injuries to so vital a part, Tat-ler. Covers for Books. Old brocades and tapestries make beautiful covers for books temporary covers, and are suited to the annoying telephone book, the dictionary and the like. These bits of interesting stuffs also make fittings for the work table, cushions and needle books and vie with the beautiful leather equipments. Simple Test of Tea. A tea test is to reduce a few leaves to a powder on a sheet of white pa per, and if there ls artificial coloring It will be noticeable on the paper. Pass the Plate. A good-for-nothing The churchgoer who doesn't contribute. Judge. Fine Remedy ! For Eczema i a ' - Also for Salt Rheum, Tet ter, Psoriasis, Lupus, - and All Skin Afflictions. 'All skin troubles should . he attacked from within by giving the blood circular tlon a good dally bath. This ls accom plished with S. a S., the best known and most highly recommended blood purifier ever discovered. Its action u very rapid, its vegetable nature Is such that It nat urally goes right into the blood, saturates the entire circulation, bathes the tissues with an Influence that enables the skin to heal quickly. The action of a 8. S. is that of an antidote, and this fact has been demonstrated time and time again in the most severe forms of weeping eczema. Us influence In the tissues where the tiny arteries transfer the red blood for the worn out blood to the veins ls quite remarkable and goes on constantly with every tick of the clock the beat of the heart And new skin ls thus caused te form whUe the germs of irritating Influences that cause edema are scattered and their harmful nature entirely suspended. & S. S. has a wonderful tonla influence In the blood because it contains no "dope. Is not a physic, is entirety tree of any mineral drugs or any other drugs except the remarkable medicinal effect of the pure vegetable products of which It la made. Few people realise how harmful are many of the strong, crude ointments that used to be in- favor before they learned that S. S. S. ls sate, speedy and sure. Ask at any drug store for a bottle of a a S. Give it a good trial and you will toon see a decided Improvement in any form t skin trouble. Write to The Swift Bpectfle Co.. 160 Swift Bldg.. Atlanta, Osv. for special free advice on ecsema and any other form of skin or blood trouble. Do not allow anyone to palm S svcec) substitute for a a a You will fee.. grievously disappointed if you do. There Is nothing else VJuat as good" aa 8 & 8. Quack Grass. flat, and not cocked up on edge. . We must also use a roller coulter: large and sharp enough to cut the quack roots off clean to the the bottom, of the sod, as explained by an expert In tho Farm and Home. Quack roots are usually all In the first four or five Inches of the top soil. We do not want to pull any of these root out with a dull plow or coulter so i to have' them stick up and grow. During the winter top dress the ground - with manure, and . in the spring seed either to oats and grass again, or to any quick, rank-growing crop that will come up before stray spears of quack gets a start Follow the same system again, this time put ting the plow down twelve Inches, and go right on over again until you have the plow down fourteen or six teen inches If necessary. In this way we not only get rid of the quack grass, but we also ' get a good deep soil and mulch, and at the same time we get the benefits of sub-soiling. court;., called it. Prwelty Method cf . Negro Lion ' Tamer: .Met With the Decided Disapproval - of English Judge. Lady Helmsley was a witness In an Interesting case heard at York, In which a negro Hon tamer named Al bert Maccomo was summoned for cru elly terrifying a lioness, .- and Albert Manders, menagerie proprietor. of Old ham, was summoned for permitting the animal to be terrified, says the London Pall Mall Gazette. Manders was at the York Martin mas fair, In November, and Lady Helmsley was told by one of the ' at tendants that the lioness had already caused the death of one man and 'at tacked two others, and that Maccomo would at the perl! of his life enter the cage. Lady Helmsley described how the animal was frightened by noises and by the Insertion into the cage of red hot bars. She was so disgusted -with the performance that-she left and re ported the matter tcr the police. - Further evidence was called to snow that the man entered the cage for a few moments, firing blank cartridges while he was Inside. Manders was fined 20 shillings and costs, and Maccomo 10 shillings and costs.' Mothers will find Mrs. VfintloW" Soothlni Syrnp the best remedy to use tor their children luring the teething period. PULLETS BETTER THAN HENS7 Enthusiasts Take Opposite Sides on the Egg Laying Argument Few Good Points Given. A question that ls being debated much at present among poultrymen Is whether hens or pullets are capable of greater egg production. Some claim that, while hens lay fewer eggs than pullets, they lay larger -and heavier eggs, and because of this fact the eggs command a better price than those laid by pullets. It is true that most hens do lay a slightly heavier egg than pullets, but In many sections ol the United States eggs are sold with out grading, and consequently the smaller egg commands as good a price aa the larger one. Others are In favor of pullets be cause they lay so many eggs which, they claim, possess a better flavoi than those laid by hens. No one dis putes the fact that pullets are better layers than hens. The eggs laid by pullets do not hatch as well as those of hens. The chicks from pullet eggs and not, as a rule, nearly so strong and lively as those from hen eggs. For this reason It seems to be advisable to use pullets for layers and hens for breeders. For the Asparagus Beds. . The land for an asparagus bed must be well drained, warm, rich soil and thoroughly worked. For a home patch, deep spading may do, but care must be taken to get the manure well mixed with the soil if best results are desired. For larger beds the manure should be turned under with a plow. Deep plowing ls advantageous in most cases. The first plowing should be done late In the fall, the second early In the spring. Qood, strong, one-year old roots are the best A long bed, single row for the home garden, Is better and more easily managed than a short bed of a number of rows. The plants should have plenty of spaoe, Ground Phosphate Rook. Ground phosphate rock is a phosphate- of lime. In Its. natural form, untreated with acid, it has for years been experimentally used as a fertfl- iEer, especially In the south,' but .gen erally with unsatisfactory 'results: Alter proper acldulatlon it parts with Its phosphoric atld easily and ls of recognized value: ' It does not carry nitrogen (ammonia) like animal bone, but In respect to phosphoric acid the acidulated rock is a useful article. The squealing pig sucks the profit Discard the filthy sweat pads that al ways make sore necks. Do not put the colts la a pasture fenced with barbedwire. The heavy draft team should never be driven faster than a walk. It la inexcusable to have lousy colts, but such things are often seen. Clean water, fresh air and good feed ls the best "horse medicine" yet found. Get the suckling pigs eat whole oats on a clean platform as soon aa possible. Watch the sheep carefully during the lambing season, for a dead lamb la a live loss. Close attention to the gracing will Insure the most nutritive value from the pastures. Sheep like a short bite. Do not let the pasture grow too high before put ting them on It Fat lambs always bring a good price. Keep them growing every minute from their first breath. A barbed wire cut always leaves a ear. A scar always takes the value OS a young horse. .l-il!ara should never be swarmed from cse hone to another any more ttgJ Bien 'thould trade boots eg stigfs Keeping the Body in Repair Nature intended that the body should do its oibn -repairing and it would do so were it not for the fact that most of us livevtherthoin a natural life, Nature didn't intend that we should Wear corsets,- tight collars or shoes nor live in tadly ventilated and draughty houses, nor eat and drink some of the things that we do, nor ride in treet cars when we should walk. . The consequence Is that the body when If gets out of order must look for out side help to make the necessary repairs. '- " For weak stomachs and the Indigestion or dyspepsia resulting, and the multitude of diseases following therefrom, no medicine csn be more adaptable as a curative agent than DR. PIERCE' S GOLDEN MEDICAIi DISCOVEilY.- ThU famous Debtor's prescription fcas been recommended for over 40 years, and Is today just as big a success. Bestores a healthy appetite. Cleanses the blood. Strengthens the nerves. Begulates stomach and liver. Demand the original. - Dr. - Pierce's Golden? Medical Discovery Sold In Liquid or Tablet form by Dealers in Medicines Bend 81 one-cent stamps to pay cost of mailing only on a free "copy of Dr. Pimm's Com mon Sense Medical Adviser, 1008 pages, clothbound. Address Dr. Fierce, Buffalo, N. I. Gave Away Formula. About forty years ago there was ad vertised on London billboards a drink called Robur, said to be good for ev ery ailment and, incidentally, the long sought after elixir of life. One was invited to send for free samples, and Its marvelous properties were the sub ject of everybody's conversation. Ro bur might have been sold to this day had not some one, without the fear of a libel action before his eyes, divulged Its secret formula cold tea enlivened by rum. From that moment It fell as rapidly as It had risen, for people could make their own Robur If they wanted it War. War ls a hangover from the days when men ate their flesh hot from the kill and not from the fire. Will Lev lngton Comfort T)v Ploi-po'a Pallora small ai-io-nr coatea, easy to taice as canay, regulate ana invigorate stomacn, liver ana dow els and cure constipation. Here We Have Not The Time. The hotels of Europe come In for oommendation from an observer, who points his moral with this incident: "The European hotel manager who, at our departure, came to our cab door, bowing his thanks for our patronage and presenting Mrs. B. with a bouquet of roses, left us with a sense of pleas ure and a desire to return which I have never experienced on leaving any hotel In this country." Simply Do One's Best. Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind It, every thing contributes Imperceptibly to form us. Yet often It is dangerous to take a strict account of that. For, either we grow proud and negligent or downcast and dispirited; and both are equally injurious in their conse quences. The safe plan is, always simply do the task that lies nearest us. Goethe. Sometimes True. A friend's three-year-old little girl. upon being asked if she would like Borne vegetable soup, replied: "I would like some more soup, but I don't want any more of the garbage." Who First Uslld Shorthand? - The-Greeks areWeald to have had some -system-of shorthand as far back' Is-the-fourth century .B.' O. Old in scriptions have been found describing a sort of plan byvhlch the vowels and consonants .were, to, be expressed by certain linescuriously- and variously placed. ;.Wax tablets showing these curious markings tiave been discover ed from time o time. - i- Modern Student "How about your eeometrvT I want you to do something In that", "Well, lt s-UilBvway,iatiier. unless i maae a certain cercentaea In football, they won't let-me take the geometry at -r Nothing Getting Away. "That man who" Just registered says he is a light fcleeper," remarked the hotel clerk.. "Good," exclaimed the manager.- "Charge him - extra for light" Judge,;. You're Out!j If - you ' have not perfect digestion, liver n activity and bowel r e gu 1 ar i ty.; These should be daily functions in order to main tain health. 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Out-of-town peo ' ph ean oatre their ttlate and bridgw work finished In one day If necessary. --An absolute toar .'antes, backed by t -years Jn .Portland IT IOV AWUtlU VVt . ornct hours.'."'- . S A. M. to 8 P. M. . Sundays 9 t F honest A 2029: Main 2029.' . . fsirint Bide, Third ana Waahmgtoa, Portlans) OUT OFJOWM PEOPLE meat of F- Fiattwtrtsi. M.tt-bftiUam fwiliK out C GEE WO the Chinee, dootoc, Try eaee more if you have beea dosvortng wtSh that one and that one and have sol obtained pee. SMAsat relief. Let thin great nature Wis dia. SoajMitaw uU prescribe soma remedy whea eeaioa is nuifk. esreand eara. Ida mniuuu are eompouaded hose Koots, Herns, EuM asl far hi that habeen awahVred from every aa of th. minify T k. mamm . ' ., tec of the lob. TXa arac rt thM. are oS knows to the outside woridTW hevefcaea aa jedo ftoat fauter toaoaUtbe syetoaaW CONSCLTATKMf FSIB. If row Hvw oat ef town and caaaot oaH. write taw land elrcutai. T-'-tlag 1 imsw iig eytoetoaaUaahi THEG.6EEW0CH18ESEMEEOTC3. 162J first St, Cor. Mofrkea rrtiat. Crtfost. P. N. U. No. 25, IS WlCtwrltiat te 11 ti this paper.