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y Live Stock Notes.
Inferior sows constantly pull down
the average of the herd.
Muddy pens in winter are discour
aging places to keep a hog.
Sheep will do better on rough land
than will any other kind of stock save
goats.
Good feeding Is an integral part of
success in breeding pure-bred swine.
A rigid system of selection of brood
bows should be practiced by all swine
breeders.
Kaffir fodder should never be fed ex
clusively to cattle because it will scour
thm. . .
The profits of a successful hog man
rest largely upon his success in rais
ing pigs.
- Few branches of stock feeding offer
better inducements than feeding range
lambs. ,
'Cattle feeding is not a hazardous
business, provided it Jb done intelli
gently and conservatively.
Soft coal or coal cinders are relish
ed by pigs and hogs because of the
mineral matter they contain.
' Hogs that have a natural shelter and
a good dry ground under them will al
ways do well in winter.
Lamfcs to be finished for market
Should go into winter feeding quarters
before the weather becomes cold and
unsettled.
Twenty or Twenty-Five Boys and Girls
May Participate In Pastime While
Clasping Hands.
This game may be played at recess
with as many as twenty or twenty-five
girls and boys taking part In it. All
of the players except three clasp hands
and form a circle., Jnside the ring
is the orchard where the .fox, one of
the players, takes his place. The
farmer, another one of the extra play
ers, stands on the outside of the ring
and calls to another -'player, who is
outside the ring, saying: "Bruno, a
fox is in the orchard." ' Then the fox
runs from the circle beneath the play
ers' uplifted hands. Bruno chases him,
first entering the circle and then fol
lowing Just where the fox runs.
All through the game the dog,
Bruno, must imitate everything that
the fox does just as players in "follow
their leader" imitate their leader. If
the ox Jumps up to touch the branch
of a tree Bruno must imitate. Some
times the fox does many stunts which
amuse the ring players very much and
which make it hard for the dog. If the
dog does not follow he cannot go on
with his part of the game, but must
join the ring. Then the fox becomes
dog and a new fox Is chosen. When
the dog captures the fox he becomes
the fox for the new game and the fox
goes into the ring. . Then a new dog
is chosen. When the ring is vary
large there may be two foxes within
the circle and two dogs to chase them.
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y The Word "Yankee."
The origin of the word "Yankee"
has been variously explained. Some
authorities think it is a corruption of
the word English, as it was pro
nounced by the American Indians who
called the .white people "Yenghles."
It seems first to have been applied to
the British soldiers about 1776, as a
term of reproach to the New England
ers who afterwards adopted it them
selves.
Others hold that Yankee is a cor
ruption of Jankln, or John, a nick
name given to the English colonists
of Connecticut by the Dutch settlers
of New York. The song "Yankee
Doodle," was originally "Nankee
Doodle," and was applied to Oliver
Cromwell.
CHEAP CUTS OF MEAT
PALATABLE AND NUTRITIOUS, IP
ONLY PROPERLY PREPARED.
Highest Form of Animal.
; A Boston teacher bad been giving
a familiar talk on zoology to a class
of ten-year-olds, fn a grammar school.
To test their intelligence, he said, in
the course of his remarks: "Who can
tell me the highest form of animal
lifer1 A little girl held up her hand.
"Well, Mary?" "The hy-ena," shouted
Mary, seriously, but triumphantly.
Repressing a smile, the teacher said:
"Is it, Mary? Think again. Is a
hyena the very highest?" "Oh, now I
know," cried Mary; "U'b the giraffe."
Economy, Frugality, Industry.
The original tightwad lives In Mis
souri. According to those who know
him, he is so tight that he Buves the
tips of his shoe laces and Bells them
for old iron, and in the last 22 years
he has realized 11 cents from their
sale. Popular Magazine.
It's
"Good night"
A to all such ailments as
POOR APPETITE
SOUR STOMACH
SICK HEADACHE
INDIGESTION
CONSTIPATION
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your meals with
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A Bed of Roses.
You hear people quote an old say
ing sometimes about such and such a
place being no bed of roses. That
does not mean garden beds, but real
beds on which people slept. There
used to be mattresses, cushions and
couches stuffed with dried rose leaves
both in Greece and Rome, and An
tiochus, when he meant to enjoy him
self very much, slept in a tent of gold
and silver in a bed stuffed with roses.
Those times are past and gone, but
you still see In many houses baskets
and bowls of dried rose leaves stand
ing about.
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Bullock Ran Amuck.
Some excitement was caused In
Wexford (Ireland) the other day, by
the vagaries of a bullock, which ran
amuck. The animal took refuge In the
house of a man named Murphy and
climbed the stairs and entered a bed
room. It demolished a large bed and
other articles, and then took a "head
er" into the street twelve or fourteen
feet below, bringing with it the win
dow frame and Bushes. It escaped in
to the harbor and swam about for a
considerable time before it was cap
tured by means of boats.
"Fashion" or "Cookery?"
"Daring color schemes are likely to
dazzle visitors to Paris. . . . Cream
skirts are to be worn with mustard
coats," says a morning paper. We
hardly know whether this comes un
der the heading of "Fashion" or
"Cookery." London Globe.
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For Burnt Matches.
Burnt matches are dirty and danger
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leaving dirt and the glowing end some
times burning a fine bureau scarf or
polished wood. Have a little glass of
Band and thrust the burnt end of the
matches In this, thus preventing dirt
and danger.
Pompous Coal Horse.
"A coal horse,' said the magistrate,
"has a pompous stride. There is more
dignity about a conl horse than there
is about a provincial mayor."
Where the Rhine Is Busy,
The traffic on the Rhine between
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Everlasting.
Tings enlned are enna. hut cranr
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Australia Is irrigating more than
two million acres of grazing lands with
artesian wells.
Some Direction Here by Which the
Good Cook May Easily Cut Down ,
the Cost of Living Without
Impairing Menu.
Meat may be rather tough and of
coarse fiber and yet contain more
actual food value than cuts that are
more tender and much higher In price.
But on account of the tougher fiber,
ignorance or carelessness on the part
of the cook and the deplorable habit
of swallowing food much after the
manner of the reptiles we find- these
parts of the animal more difficult .to
digest and therefore condemn them.
The good cook, however, will give the
preference to the so-called cheaper
cuts and parts of meats, as she knows
that with them she can develop a
variety of flavors that will charm the
taste at each separate meal even
though the same kind of meat be
served.
Meat Loaves and Molds These,
wfien skilfully prepared, are delicious
and served hot with a good gravy or
sauce are preferred by many to a
roast Joint, and when sliced cold are
far more tasy than a roast that has
had its juices dried up and the flavor
dissipated.
Veal Loaf No. 1 Chop three and a
half pounds of raw veal very fine, us
ing a wooden bowl and chopping knife
as the meat chopper does not answer
so well for raw meat. Add a slice of
salt pork and chop with the veal, six
crackers, foiled fine" or the same
quantity of bread crumbs; a piece of
butter the size of an egg, salt, pepper,
powdered sage or other savory to suit
the taste and two beaten eggs. Mix
all thoroughly together and pack
tightly in a deep oblong tin, well but
tered. Pour some melted butter over
tbe top, cover with more crumbs, and
put another tin, or buttered paper,
over the top. Bake two hours in a
moderately hot roasting oven. Un'
cover and bake the top brown. This
may be served hot or cold, cut In
slices.
Veal Loaf No. 2 Take any plecea
of cold cooked veal; pound of fresh
pork and chop very fine. Add a kltch
en spoonful of bread crumbs, a little
minced parsley, a largo onion minced
fine, salt and pepper to taste, a dash
of cayenne, and half a cup of cream
or milk. Mix thoroughly and pack
closely in a buttered bread pan. Lay
a bay leaf and large slice of fat salt
pork on top and bake about forty-five
minutes. If served hot, make a to
mato or mushroom sauce to serve
with it. A brown sauce made of a
few slices of calf's liver fried nicely
and a calf's kidney cooked the same
as chicken giblets makes a nice rich
sauce to serve with veal loaf or
croquettes.
Marbled Veal Take any piece of
cold cooked veal; season to taste and
pound in a mortar or in chopping bowl
with wooden potato masher. Moisten
with a little Worcestershire sauce or
tomato catsup. Skin a cold boiled
calf's tongue, cut up and pound to a
paste, and add a large tablespoonful
of butter, or enough to make a soft
paste. Pack in alternate layers In a
crock; press down solid and pour
clarified butter over the top. This Is
good to slice down for luncheon or
Sunday night supper.
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' Cherry Moss. ,
Soak one tableBpnonful of granu
lated gelatin in three tablespoonfuls
of cold water five minutes. Add one-
fourth cupful of boiling water, and as
soon as gelatin is dissolved add ltt
cupfuls of dark red canned cherries
(stoned and cut In halves) and one
half cupful of Juice drained from the
canned cherries. When mixture be
gins to thicken add the whites of two
eggs, beateu until stiff, and a few
grains of salt. Turn into a mold first
dipped in cold water, and chill thor
oughly. Remove from mold to serving
dish and surround with whipped
cream sweetened and flavored with va
nilla. Sprinkle with Jordan almonds,
blanched, cut in shreds lengthwise,
and bak J in a slow oven.
Smothered Mutton.
Cut in small pieces as much raw,
lean mutton as desired. Slice 7 small
potatoes thin, pool 4 large onions. In
a baking dish put a layer of mutton,
sprinkle with onion, salt, pepper and
dots of butter. (Butter may be omit
ted.) Cut bread in dice, dry In oven
and use for next layer, or use only po
tatoes. Fill the dish with layers, mak
ing the top one of bread. It is nice
to use bread only for the top. Onion
extract may be substituted for the
vegetable. Turn over all one and one
half cups of hot water. .Bake slowly.
Luncheon Bread.
There Is no better way of using
sour mtlk than in making a spoon
bread after this recipe: Break an egg
into two cupfuls of eour milk and then
sift into the mixture a generous cupful
of white cornmeal, half a teaspoonful
of salt and half a teaspoonful of soda;
beat this mixture thoroughly. " Grease
a pan or dish holding about a quart
and put it on the stove till It is very
hot; then pour the batter Into It and
bake till a delicate brown In a hot
oven. This will take about a quar
ter of an hour. Serve Immediately.
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Beef, Italian Style. "
Take two pounds of rump, flank or
neck beef, trim off rough edges, wipe
off with a damp cloth and place in a
deep dish. Add a sliced onion, car
rot, turnip and a slice of fat salt
pork; add one cup water, one tea
spoonful salt, one-half teaspoon pep.
per, cover tightly, place in a moderate
oven three hours. Place meat on plat
ter, add one-fourth cup tomato oat
sup, one-halt teaspoon mustard tp the
browned Juices in the dish, pour over
the meat; serve with boiled macaroni.
HI Morrison.
Cooking Vegetables.
When cooking vegetables remem
ber that all vegetables which grow
above ground should be put Into boll
tnf water, and all which grow under
ground In cold water with the ex
ception of new potatoes.
Much Depends on Proper Preparation
Made Before the Actual Day
of Departure.
Shen yon have weeded out your
collection of clothes., brlc-a-brao and
all your odds and ends, pack what
you have decided to keep and get the
otner tnings out of the way as quickly
as possible.
To pack pictures, (large boxes and
plenty of excelsior and , paper are
necessary. These may" be packed early
In the game, as they are not neces
sary to the running of the household.
Barrels are best in - packing dishes
and china or plaster' bric-a-brac.
It will be found much easier to un
pack If a list is made of the articles
In each box or barrel These can be
numbered in black paint and the lists
made accordingly. When you start to
unpack you have only to consult your
lists to see what each box holds. For
instance, if a box with the big black
figure 6 stares you in the face you
can look up list ntlmber 6 and find
that tbe parlor pictures and the lace
curtains are in that box. This will
simplify matters greatly, as the boxes
can be unpacked as their contents are
needed. . . f
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If a glass jar will not open, set It
down In an Inch or two of hot water.
: When agate kettles must be set
over fire, grease .bottoms and the
smut will readily wash off.
Fine linens and all pieces of hand
some lingerie should be wrung out by
hand and never through a wringer.
Apple rose is a' delicious dessert,
made with steamed apples filled with
jelly, covered with a meringue and
browned.
In roasting meat turn it over with
a spoon instead of a fork, as the lat
ter pierces the meat and. lets the
Juice out.
Olives and radishes are eaten with
the fingers. Oranges, peaches and ap
ples are pared, quartered and then
eaten with the fingers.
In making cream sauce to use. with
a vegetable, add just a few drops of
vinegar after it is made. It improves
the flavor greatly.
To wind a curtain, remove It from
the bracket, wind it up by hand and
then put it Into the brackets and pull
It out full length. Repeat If neces
sary. v To prevent the dust from rising
when sweeping a carpet sprinkle over
the floor tea leaves that have been
washed and squeezed nearly dry, and
be careful not to tread on them.
Roast of Round Steak.
Put a thick round of steak In a
short-handled frying pan, spread a
layer of sliced onion over it Dredge
with salt, pepper and flour and over it
lay thin slices of bacon. Put In a
hot oven twenty minutes, being care
ful not to let the bacon burn. At the
end of that time add enough boiling
water to cover over the beef. Cover
the frying pan loosely and cook slow
ly three hours, adding more water as
necessary. When the steak is done
lift onto a warm platter, put the fry
ing pan on the stove and thicken the
gravy with one teaspoon flour mixed
with cold water. Season with salt
and pepper, boil a few minutes, strain
and pour over the meat
KIND OF COWS TO BUY
Animals Not Adapted to Dairying
Cause Failures.
To Obtain Best Results It Is Essential
That Strict Dairy Type Be Kept -Beef
Value of Secondary
Importance.;
(By E. A. MARKHAM, Idaho Experi
ment Station.) :
It is not difficult to find men, even
in the most prosperous dairy , com
munities, who do not believe that
dairying pays. They have tried It and
failed. Some have purchased good
stock, but poor management or false
economy in housing or feeding pre
vented them from getting the results
they expected, but by far the largest
number of these failures are due to
the use of animals that are not
adapted to dairying. :,
Those who purchase a few cows
when the price of butter fat is high
and sell them off when the price goes
down naturally have" a rather poor
opinion of the dairy business. To ob-
f ; J
sf) nil t
There Is Money In Butter Making.
tain the best results It ' is essential
that ' the animals purchased for the
dairy should be of the' strict dairy
type, and be made a permanent part
of the farm live stock. Those, who
purchase cows with the intention of
milking them but a short. time and
then selling them off when the price
of butter-fat drops or when the ani
mal goes dry naturally look more for
beef producers rather than milk pro
ducers. It Is impossible to build up
a good dairy herd by this method.
Dual-purpose animals may be used
in some localities to good advantage,
but to get the best results one of the
special dairy breeds should be used.
This does not mean that only thor
oughbred animals should be UBed, but
animals that are bred for milk pro
duction. A good dairy cow should
produce enough butter-fat in her best
days that the value of the beef may
be of secondary importance, If not
entirely ignored.
A person purchasing an implement
considers first how much service he
can get out of it and not its value
as scrap Iron when worn out Those
who purchase a dairy cow should con
sider how much butter-fat she will
produce and not the value of her hide
and carcass. i .
Sandwiches, Aberdeen.
Chop an ounce of cold tongue oi
ham with twice as much cold chicken
and put into a saucepan with half a
cupful of any preferred sauce and
about half that quantity of curry
paste. Allow It to simmer for five
minutes, stirring constantly, and set
aside in a bowl to cool. Cut slices ol
stale bread thin, stamp them into
rounds about the size of a half dollar
and fry them light brown in boiling
lard or oil. Drain them and put a
thick layer of the ham and chlckei
mixture between pairs of them; ar
range on a dish as they are to be
served and bake In the oven for four
or five minutes. Send to the table at
once.
Fruit Turnovers.
Use puff paste for these. Roll It out
to about one-fourth Inch thick and
cut It out into circular shaped piece?
of the desired else; pile a teaspoonful
of fruit on half of the pastry center,
sprinkle over some sugar, wet the
edges, and turn the paste over It
Press the edges together and crimp
if desired, brush the top with white ol
egg, sprinkle! with sifted sugar, and
bake on tin sheets or pans In a brisk
over for about SO minutes. Raw fruit
or Jam or drained canned fruit may
te used for the filling. Little should
e used' la each.
8ugared Walnuts.
Shell and skin as many walnuts as
desired, separate them into halves and
mash them in an Icing made of four
ounces of sugar to one egg. Place
them on a sheet of thick paper, stand
In the, oven and bake until they are
a light brown color. When cold "re
move from the paper and serve piled
high on a glass dish. x After shelling
and. skinning the walnuts the halves
should be dried at the "oven door be
fore being dipped In the icing. "
Sewing Hint. ,;-r-I
When outlining ."round forms. It Is
much easier to make .the outline
stitches from; left j to right, as they will
then conform to the rounded shapes.
Knots should never be .used la em
broidery of any. kind, and when, begin
ning the ouUirong run a few stitches
to the comen,clng point and then' cover
these stitches with the outlining.
After the work .Is finished run the
thread back and fasten witha button
hole stitch.
Emptying the Wsshtub.
The newest tubs have faucets i or
taps ia the side which come Into i use
when the tub Is to be emptied. But
those who cannot afford these tubs
may have their old ones, it of wood,
fitted up similarly ax little cost Then
a long piece of garden hcae attached
to the Up serves to conduct, the wa
ter out of doors or into a sink In
mother room, so emptying the tub
with little expenditure, of energy.
PLACE FOR HENS TO SCRATCH
Lesves Make Excellent Material If
Gathered When Perfectly Dry
Oat Straw Is Cheap.
There are a number of different ma
terials which furnish an excellent
place for the hens to scratch in, says
a writer in the Poultry Journal.
Leaves are probably the stuff most
used by the small poultrymen. These
are good If gathered when perfectly
dry. They must be put into the' pens
every few days, because the poultry
will break them into dust by their
continual scratching. I find oat straw
about as cheap in the long run, be
cause It lasts quite a while and furn
ishes some feed If fed before thresh
ing. Some of my neighbors have tried
feeding buckwheat as a scratching
material and a feed combined. Buck
wheat is too fattening and should be
used only occasionally. Corn husks
make an excellent scratching material
Shredded or cut corn fodder does very
well If there Is nothing else on hand.
I do not like any form of meadow
grass or swale for scratching ma
terial because it mats down too much
when cut and not enough when not
cut. I
Economical Hog Trough.
When rough lumber is $18 a thou
sand, a six-foot hog trough made of
two-Inch plank costs about 60 cents
for lumber. Labor and nails add 26
cents to the cost My hogs destroy
from one to three such troughs in a
year, says a Writer In an exchange.
Feed gets wasted, too, for a new trough
Is seldom made till the old one Is poor
er than it ought to b. Three troughs
at the above, estimate cost S3.25. An
Iron trough six feet long costs $2.25,
and will last a lifetime. Much think
ing is not needed to decide which kind
ot trough Is the cheaper.
8altlng Cabbages.
' For several years I have raised cab
bages and found It advantageous,
after setting out the plant, to drop
a little salt on the heart of the cab
bage, say a. writer in the Fruit Grow
er. When? the salt Is dissolved by
rain, or soke other agent. It should be
renewed, and' the process continued
until all danger from cabbage worms
Is past V
A cabbage treated In this way will
grow much - larger, and when the
head Is cut open It will not be found
honeycombed with wormholes.
Necessity for Testing Seed.
Good seed com Is the key to getting
good stands ot corn. A good stand ot
corn Is necessary to secure good
yields. Owing to the wet fall ot 1911
there Is now much doubtful seed
corn In the country-
One cannot afford to plant corn
any yean, much less this year, with
oat testing. The single-ear method
of testing seed corn is the only prac
tical method.
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She Was So 111 Restored to
Health by Lydia EL Pink-
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Compound. - "7
Pentwater, Mich. "A year ago I was
Very weak and. the doctor said I had a
serious displace
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ache aud bearing
down pains so bad
that I could not sit
in a chair or walk
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I was in severe pain
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EeadWhat AnotherWoman gays:
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that I could hardly stand on my feet. I
would feel like crying out lots of limes,
and had such a heavy feeling in my right
side. I had such terrible dull headaches
every day and they would make me feel
so drowsy and sleepy all the time, yet I
could not sleep at night.
"After I had taken Lydia E.Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound a week I began to
Improve. My backache .was less and
that heavy feeling in my side went
away. I continued to take the Com
pound and am cured. X ,' '
" You may publish this if yon wish."
Miss Clara L. Gaowitz, R.R. No. 4,
Box 62, Peoria, IlL
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The Eternal Why.
"Papa," said an inquisitive boy,
"don't fishes, have legs?" "They do
not," answered papa. "Why don't
they, papa?" "Because fishes swim
and don't require legs." Then he
asked, "Papa, ducks have legs, don't
they?" "Why, yes, ducks have legs."
"Well, ducks swim, don't they?" VYes,"
"Then why don't fishes have legs, If
.ducks do? Or why don't ducks not
have any legs if fishes don't?" Papa
gave up.
Good Reason, Too.
"Miss Mary," inquired the clergy
man, "have you seriously considered
the great question of life?" "Well, you
see, sir," Mary replied, blushing,
"none of the young men has asked
me yet"
Mothers will find Bin. Wlnflows Soothing
By nip the best remedy to use for their children
tturing the teething period.
Gave Him Away.
Master (who is trying to make a
good Impression on his strait-faced
aunt from whom he has expectations)
"Mary, have you seen a letter any
where about marked 'Private'?" Mary
'You mean the one from the man
what can't get 'is money out of you,
sir? I put It be'ind the mirror, sir'"
Punch. .,
Lessens Danger From Fire.
Transmission line poles and, cross
arms treated with creosote oil are
less liable to destruction by fire than
untreated timber of the same kind.
Lad With One Roller Skate Attaches
It to Box and Secures Bigger Load
ef Wood Than Others.
Small boys were collecting firewood,
where it had been thrown out for
them, at the side door of a large gro
cery establishment on upper Broad
way. There was something of a rush
to see who would get the most, and
the proud possessor of one roller
skate came out ahead In the scramble,
says the New York Sun.
Seizing an orange crate, he' strapped
his skate to one of the bottom slats
and, filling the crate with wood, rolled
it away on the . four wheels ot the
skate, while others were left to drag
or carry their smaller loads. . v ; ,
.. Also Had Something to Praise, .
The other morning my four-year-old
cousin -and her five-year-old friend
were talking of all . the hand-painted
chiha their mothers had. The five-year-old
one said: "My mother has
ft hftnrt-nnlntprt Rnp-nr hnwl and millr
pitcher and some plates," and she
mentioned several other things Then
my cousin spoke up and said: 'Huh!
That ain't anything; we got a hand
painted fence back In bur yard." Ex
change. -;vv7;
No Chance for Him.
A certain minister having noticed
a new attendant for several consecu
tive; Sundays, engaged her in conver
sation after service. Cordially sha
king the young blond by the hand, the
reverend gentleman asked her name,
arJdressr-eto.,-and-oncludedby. ask
ing if he might call upon her. In a
rather broken English and very Swed
ish intonation came .this response:
"No, t'ank you, I have a reg-lar fel
ler." .
For a Heavy Heartr.
Set about doing good to somebody;
put on your hat, and go visit the sick
and poor; Inquire into their wants
and 'minister to them. Seek out the
desolate and oppressed. I have often
tried this medicine and always find
it the best antidote for a heavy heart.
John Howard. . . -
v Willing to Become an Enemy."
- "The quickest way to make an en
emy of a man is to lend him five dol
lars," said a philosopher, sententious
ly; and then, with a .half-concealed
show of eagerness, he inquired: "Isn't
there somebody around here ' who
wpuld like to make an enemy of me?"
.... ; - ;
'"- Contradictory.":"
Queer things, these alleged' wise
saws. "Know . thyself," for Instance.
On the other hand, "familiarity breeds
contempt." How do you dope that
... 4 .
- Electric Current and Nerves.
Along human nerves the electric
current travels at from 33 to 60 yards
a second.
Never Satisfied. ?v
When a man gets something for
nothing he is pretty sure to think it
might have been something better.
Mthe: ft
Dough
!! Better! , fMl
25c 'kiw
Pound Can X
; All Grocers
"DIDN'T HURT A BIT"
, is what they all say .
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U. W. a. WIIL Psasor ut Hisisn
of our -' !
Painless
Methods of
Extracting '
Teeth.
i- Out-of-town peo
ple can h&rs their
Plata and brid are
work finished in on
day if necessary.
An absolute iruar
antes, backed by 28
years In Portland,
No thoughtful person uses liquid blue. It's
pinch of blue in a large bottle of waUx. Ask for
Ked Cross Ball Blue, the blue that's all blue.
Had to Have Round Figures.
Where Catherine, age five, buys her
candy, they will not sell less than a
nickel's worth. ; Catherine asked for
money to buy some, but her papa
said: "You have pennies of your
own." She answered, "Oh, but pen
nies ain't any kin to one another un
less you've got five."
'His Patience Exhausted.
A yeomanry squad was drilling, and
being out of practice, most of them
were suffering from bruises caused by
the unsteadiness of one another's
movements. "I believe you have cut
my head open," shouted a recruit to
a nervous comrade, who had given
him a serious, knock. ''"'Well," said the
distracted sergeant-in-charge, "now is
a good time to put something in it!"
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regu
late and invip-orate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, I
easy to take as candy. .
z - Laying Matting. - Cj
When laying- matting, it is nottal-j
ways necessary, to' cut it in order to ;
fit corners ana alcoves, it may.oe
better to do so in very small- spaces;
but often moistening the matting Ja
found to be-better thatf" cutting. '..Soft
ened thus." ir can then be bent with
out breaklus. arjd makes a rwat, sub
stantial ttl&e; - - - v,
Wise Dental Co.
: ' OFFICE HOURS:
8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to 1
Phones: A 2029; Mala 2029. J
railing Bldg., Third and Washington. Portland
OUT Of TOWN
- PEOPLE ,
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oab a30MT6 prom Jl4 tVHnV
" TtifntB of rim fnliMitn.
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the Chines doctor,
Try on oe mors if yon ban beea ooetorlnc with
this one a&dUuit one and have not obtained par.
manent relief. Let this great nature healer diaa
none jour oaae and prescribe tome remedy whoes
action is aaiek. sure and Hfe. ilia preeciriptloas
are compounded from Roots. Herbs, bod, and
Barks that have been gathered from srery quar
ter of the slobe. The eecreta of these medicines
are not known to the outside world, but have beaa
handed down from father to son ia ths nhyaioiaAa
families ia China, , -. -
CONSULTATION FREK. l.Ti ,
If yon lire out of town and cannot eal I, write for
symptom blank and oironlsr. snoioslno 4 osaei ia
stamps.
THE C 6EE WO CBIHESE lCEOICE C3L
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.: ,flr'PofUad, Oregon. V j' '
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EN writing to advertisers, nlsaar ate.
tie this pe per. .
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BoYon Feel v
This Way?'-
Backzcle or Headada
Drafgbg Down SeBssSL.
Nervous Drain r
l TeBQcratM Low CowBs r
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It Is -because of some derangement or disease
distinctly feminine. Write Dr. R.V. Pierce's
Faculty at Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, N.Y. ... - --
Consultation - is free and advice is strictly ia'
confidence. .
Br. Pierce's jparite Prescriptfea
restores the health and spirits and removes those ' .
painful symptoms mentioned above. It has beea
sold by druggists for over 40 years, in fluid form,!
at fl.lX) per pottle, giving general satisfaction. It can
now be had in tablet form, as modified by K.V. Pierce, M.D.
l&y m&si tw rumipt of Go la mSasogisy