Vcaro of suffering Catarrh and ' Blood Dlsssss' Dootora Failed to Cure. Ml.. Mab.l F. P"WnV"X4,taeI; iiia(i but none of them aid me " rood!' A friend told me of Hood's Sar faparllla. I took two bottles of this medicine and was as well and strong Ss eve". I feel ke a different person end recommend Hood's to any one suf fering from catarrh." Get It today In usual liquid i ormor bocolated tablets called fiareataoa HOWARD E. BURTON - AsW Jo'jJ BraM RUBBER STAMrS 5; "aSst- and Ribbon Badea Gd J'SLStt B.nd for complete CatalogusNo. 28. Anw Work. 1011 A St, Taeoma, Was. ASTHMA CAN BE CURED Henri Millar Remedy Co., 721 .. ' IVlnrhinPYll W boueht, sold and Second-Hand Machln- rhflnflred: enfftnes. .... T 1 U..tin tfTn AS lit Automobile Business Taught sunt men. Unjon Portland. Ore. ThA r,ne. reliable, satisfactory ana Mn and Women economical bluing for laundry use is "altu " I r,oa n.n tit tttt Mi PUTTING HER LOVER TO TEST Younfl Woman Arranges With Pretty ..... Girl to Try Out Her Sweetheart With 8tartllng Reeults. Lincoln Beachey, after a flight In his biplane, was congratulated on his daring by a reporter. . "But I wasn't daring," the aviator said. "I put my machine only to such ordeals as I knew It could withstand. In flying, as In love, we must run no risks." He laughed softly. "I know," he said, "a young wom an about to wed who decided at the last moment to test her sweetheart So, selecting the prettiest girl she knew, she said to her, though she knew It was a great risk: ' "I'll arrange for Jack to take you out tonight a walk on the beach In the moonlight, a lobster supper, and all that sort of thing and I want you, In order to put his fidelity to the proof, to ask him for a kiss.' "The other girl laughed, blushed and assented. The dangerous plot was carried out Then, the next day, the girl In love visited the pretty one and said, anxiously: "Well, did you ask hlmr "No, dear. "'No? Why not?' " 'I didn't get a chance. He asked me first'" BLUE CLEAR THROUGH. Tn Imam hnrlwr trade. learning. Positions guaranteed in.incr. Positions suaranteea. inwmauunui Barber School, 9 E. 6th St,, Lea Angola. CaU BOYNTON FURNACES . Must economical and effective for house and school heating;. J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO. front end Market Sts. Portland, Or. BKND FOR CATALOGUE. that is all blue. Makes clothes white and clear. Dissolves instantly and always- readv for use. You will never use liquid blue again after once trying RED CROSS BALL BLUE. . Price 10 cents. A Lit GROCERS. FARM m ORCHARD Notes and Instructions from Agricultural Colleges and Experiment Stations of Oregon and Washington, Specially Suitable to Pacific Coast Conditions HIGHWAY DRAINAGE. & A- RAW FURS Fortune In Stamp Collection. A lady living in Sydney for manj years has hoarded a collection of pos tal stamps left by her father, who had pursued his hobby of collecting for 50 years. The daughter was Ignorant of any knowledge of philately and threw the stamps into an old trunk. Last week she visited a stamp exhibi tion, and for the first time awoke to We positively pay the hlfhest market prices, as wo are manu facturers and therefore can pay iVinn a.t.r.. SfmH for free price list and shipping- tairs the value of the stamps in her posses rS "l1 nVS Blon. She secured the assistance o Farriers, 2HV4 7th st. reman, un. experts, wno estimate me vaiue 01 the collection at $100,000, "V',' 1ZKM THE BAHBEH TRAD! Iff Eaiyl Positions Waiting for . jtsn aaa wvuww. . Tb Old Master now up planted by the graduate. Good rati while, learnlnr. book for home study, .11.25 tarewt school la the Went NATIONAL BARBER COL l.liOE. er Wssalngtoa St., Seattle. Wash. HORSES DECREASING IN PARIS. Thfl J'ure Food Law stopped the sale oi hundreds of fraudulent medicinea. , They could Hot stand investigation. Hamline Wizard On has stood the test of inveatiga' tion for pearly ity. years. ... ,j , r- Why the Waiter Worried. With a smiiei'on his rubicund fea tures the hotelmanager was enjoying torty s wyiita,,Traae was Dooming The place was full. Good I Knocks on the door of his sanctum recalled lilru. to earth. In staggered a perspiring waiter. "P-p-pleaBe, "sir," he stammered, The number of horses In Paris steadily decreases under motor compe tition, and the horses that remain have to thank the automobile as well rB In a terrible fix. A gent has Just as the efforts of various societies for ordered roast mutton! the better treatment they receive, for to survive In theBe days they must be fit. "She army authorities take a cen sus of the number of horseB, and the "Well, what of It?" snapped the manager, There s plenty of it, ism inerej ,1' '"Vji.ii oti hrentlieri th Alarrapterl figures for 1911 show 72,488 In Paris, knight of the napkin, "but he's al compared with 96,698 In 1901 This ready had one portion for venison!" means that the number of horses has Answers. AnnmnaA OA Olft In t.n vaara or nl. I C ictu ... TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT mosi exactly a quttrier. i u mmuiij Tak LAXATIVE BUOMO Quinine ToMet authorities are somewhat perturbed I Pnmiflsta refund money If it fails to cure. E. w, It la trim thnt for UKUV; S aitfnaturo laon eacn box. toe. over this fact. transport of war material and provis Ions automobile traction saves the use of many horses, but there remain the needs of the cavalry and artillery. The old standby for trained horses, the omnibus companies, will soon be of no assistance, for autobuses are rapidly upplanting horse-drawn stages. Wonderful Muslo. Sir Frederick Bridge, the famous organist of Westminster abbey, tells a story of two Indies who were in the abbey Just In-fore the coronation. A vacuum cleaner was at work, making a great buzzing. One lady said to the other: "There's the .organ; is It not splendid? It's Sir Frederick." The other lady saldr "So It is; I thought It was Sir Walter, but he can't play like thaf'Tlt-nits. A Crop Bulletin. Flvyear-old Elln had been enthus iastically engaged in garden work all the spring. She was especially Inter ested In planting seed and watched anxiously for sprouts to appear above the ground. One day, while visiting a neighbor who possessed a six months-old baby, Ella was delighted to see two tiny front teeth displayed when the baby smllod. "Oil. Mrs. May," the little girl cried, excitedly, "the baby's teeth have come un!" Youth's Companion. Just the Same, "The first thing 1 do every morning ts to tell my wife that she looks younger and more beautiful every day." "Iitsesn't she ever suspect that you are lying?" "Oil. yes, she knows It; but it keeps her from starting In to find fault with me, Just the spp'e " mm ALCOHOL CPiUM T03ACC0 )!C4)1MU Voeltlwly Cur!. V INJ O"1 authorised Hoeli'i in. i ia'illuln la Orvaou. Wrltej Tjf:-r ilhwtrmo-1 clfolar. "J .jK;nf MSl'TU',7ie.iHR. f OUT Of TOWN PEOPLE run rxxN'l vr prompt lnt. Il-t llla Of NoH'JrlOtH'tt, H-tIU.'beiilian( hi(Um ItXalU C. GEE WO I rr unt n ow if vmi hnv ltt dkttrlnit !th thiaOIIC KIhI (UMt lf HUtl hV not lttHltUnl Mtkiiiut roliwf, lt tJu urtNtt nntMn helwr ilif in nur Oe- ttiiU rjM-rii no me nHt- wIkks ikoi ton Uymck. mr tal if, !!( rvex'rtUuit r cuiiim)uiii1ih1 lrm IUhm, llTt, buda ni l4itrk ilint hm ni biv4 irtn ovvry (pmr tro( tha tlvttv 1 in rm of ihtmtt ntutlictnim fm uH known w tKt ouittu world, hut nvt Imwu Lttnll ilown from tiitiiur to exu WtpbjeUciftUii' leUtAihos iu Clan. CONSIXTATKW FRKE, If you lira out of town m cannot mil, writ for BvmtoiU bletuk eUaii VllVt'lr, tUvk3UHJ i MUll ilk THE G, GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. ; 1 62 1 frst St., Cor. Morrison Portland, Oregon. A Bracer. "Here," she said, offering htm brownish concoction In a medicine glass, after he had called the sixth time, "drink-this." "What is It?" he asked. "Mediclne.",; "But why should I take medicine?' "You seem so cold- v This is good for the circulation." , If vou use Eve Sulve use the best. Pettit's Eye Salve is the standard, is reliable and costs no more than infer ior goods that ere unknown. Used by Physicians and Oculists, helps where all others fail. It is not the Tube or Box that cures, it is the Salve that does the work. Guaranteed by Howard Bros, under the Government Food and Drugs Act. Don't be deceived or misled. The only really antiseptic Eye Salve that has been in the market for years. Sold bv Druggists throughout the known world. For SORE THROAT. " It penrtrntcsnulckty, removes all Inflnm timtlon and reduces the welliujr of the glnmla. To olitain best results saturate a lim n hnmlne and bind about the throat a few hours or over nijrut. rvDcatinn next day if la a severe case. 25c. 50c, 9 1 a bottle at Drug ot Cen'l Store m rti) ' w " 1 lotMnaa ,lumaor fHmk tnj Q. 1 L 0JVN(kOMfc. J (By E. F, Ayres,, Highway Engineer, . Oregon Agricultural College.) " Oregon Agricultural College, Cor- vallis. It has been said that one of the saddest sights in Nature is af forded by the man who gets "stalled" In a mudhole with his load of pro duce, and wears out his whip, his temper, his vocabulary, his religion and his team in a vain attempt to get to market. And yet this same gentleman will probably oppose any suggestion that the road should be improved on the plea that the cost would be excessive. Overzealous friends of the Good Roads move ment are largely responsible for the idea that no road can be called Im proved without the use of some ex pensive surfacing, and this concep tion must be corrected before Ore gon will fix her earth roads suffi ciently, to sustain the traffic. As long as this doctrine is confined to those who openly oppose any attempt to better our primary transportation system, very little harm is done, but when it is found to be the accepted faith of many road supervisors, it assumes serious proportions. In the construction of the most ex pensive pavement, not one ounce of road metal can be spread until proper drainage has been provided, or in other words, until a first class earth road has been built to sustain the surfacing. If this work is essential a rew days before the stone is an plied, why not try it a few years ahead and save time and money when the increased traffic warrants the larger expenditure. Many of our coun try roads will need no surfacing for many years if they are given a little attention now. There are three rules which must be remembered in the building of any road, from the mountain trail to the city street. 1st, get the water off the road; 2nd, get the water out trom under , the road; 3ra, get the water away from the road. If these rules are followed you will have a pretty fair road in any country, un less you happen to. be building through a sandy country, in which case all rules should be reversed. To get the water off the road, it is simply necessary to keep the ruts well filled, and provide sufficient crown to carry the water to the side ditches. In the heavier soils of the Willamette Valley a crown of 1 inch to y2 inches to the foot will be am pie. On very wide roads this can be reduced slightly, but It is rarely ne cessary to build a road over 30 feet wide between ditch lines. On narrow roads, such as are sometimes una. voidable in the mountains, the dis tance from top of crown to bottom of ditch should be at least 12 inches The crown should not be increased in this case, the extra depth being furnished at the ditch line. Everyone knows that the grade of a hill limits the load which can he hauled over it, but few realize the effect these excessive grades have on maintenance and drainage. All grades over 5 per cent should be reduced if possible, for on steeper slopes the water will be very apt to cut its own channel .In the center of the traveled way instead of going to the catches. If the crown is increased to a point where the water will shed quickly, the road is dangerous for traffic. The road will not rut badly but the top layer of earth will be very slippery, and a large crown will be likely to slide wagons Into the ditch. The old road builders took care of the problem by building tnanK-you-marms, or water breaks, and while these had their use one time, they should no longer be tolerated In a civilized community. If the same energy expended in the construction of these abominations Is used u reducing grades and crown ing the road, there will be no further use for their existence. Not only must the steep grade be avoided in highway construction, but care must be taken that the road is not too level. Water must have a slope of at least 4 inches in 100 feet to flow freely In the ditches, and no road should be built with less grade, but in such cases the dttch must be given the , minimum slope, and the water taken away at fre quent intervals. The better plan is to raise the road above the surround ing country, and then build to the minimum grade in even undulations or about GOO feet. It is a comparatively easy matter to get the water oft the road, the real trouble beginning when we try to get the water out from under the road. In this respect the road builder in a sandy country has the advant age, for he is never troubled with either springs or seepage. The heav ier soils will develop soft spots and holes which seem to be bottomless, even nftor the surface has been thor oughly drained. The road drag fails to remedy conditions, and all gravel, stone, brush or other material dump ed In the holes is soon lost. It is very probable that this diffi culty is caused by the underground spring, and the first problem Is to locate its source, remembering that this is rarely found at the spot where the trouble develops. When it has been found, excavate a trench about 8 Inches wide and three feet deep to some convenient outlet, lay a 4-inch MOTHER'S TROUBLES. pipe in the bottom and backfill. The ordinary farm tile is the most satis factory for this class of work, but care must be taken to prevent dirt from filing the pipe when backfilling. In both sldehill work and in heavy cuts, soft spots are developed by water seeping under the road. In sldehills, the best remedy is to lay 4-inch pipe in the same manner as specified for springs, placing the pipe at the same depth at the inner edge of the ditch. Through heavy cuts where the water seeps under from both sides, the tile may be laid in the middle of the road, taking care that it lays well below the ditch line, In this case it is well to use a some what larger tile, 6 inches being the size commonly specified. The drains must be carried to some convenient outlet, and in no case should the water be carried over 1000 ft. It is not enough to get the water off the road, it must be taken away from the ditches or a large part of it will soak back under the traveled way. Culverts or outlet ditches must be provided at least every 1000 feet, and oftener whenever possible. The outlet ditch can be used only "where it is possible to turn the water away on each side, some form of culvert being essential whenever it is neces sary to carry the water across the road. The materials in most common use for culverts include the wooden box, corrugated iron, steel, cast Iron, con crete and vitrified clay pipes; rein forced concrete and stone masonry boxes or arches, the masonry being laid either dry. or in mortar. All but one of these have their advantages, the exception noted being the wooden box. The timber box has but one thing to recommend it, its first cost, and when the repairs and renewals for a few years are added, it is found to be a very expensive luxury. It has the facultiy of rotting and giving no sign until some horse sticks his foot through the weak place, and the first Intimation the authorities have that there is anything wrong is when the indignant owner comes down on them for damages. He usually gets what he asks, a sum which would, build many permanent culverts in the first place. Nobody likes the wooden box, but it is still used on account of the penny wise policy of tEose responsible for the appropriations Where good stone is abundant, the masonry culvert is probably the best to build and the cheapest to main tain, but in less fortunate districts a choice must be made between the other materials. . So many items en ter into the decision that it is im possible to recommend anv one metti od or material without being familiar with local conditions. The main con sideration is to put in enough cul verts, and have them of ample size. They should be laid with a good fall, not less than two per cent, and out let ditJchea should be excavated wherever necessary. The culvert must be large enough to permit of easy cleaning, as well as to carry away the water of the most severe storms No matter how carefully your drainage system has been designed and constructed, it will not give sat isfactory service unless it is kept in first class condition. The road drag will preserve the crown of the road and fill the ruts and depressions, but the ditches and culverts need con stant attention. It is well to go over the road during' the first storm and see how things are getting along. Do not wait until the shower is over, for one large stone in the ditch or one clogged culvert may do a great deal of harm, and a few cents worth of work during the rain may save the district many dollars. Special care is necessary during the autumn to keep the ditches and culverts free from, leaves, and in winter to pre vent them from being choked with ice and snow. Mudder busy washing, rubbing while she sings. Bun a-shlnlng brightly, to dry the pltty tings. Dolly tn her Mttle bed, with not a dress to wear, ' Ticking up an awfull fuss Just because she s dere. Petticoats and nighties, banging on the line. Dresses, taps and aprons, dainty, sheer and fine. Dolly In an awful stew, tause she tant go out, O, the troubles Mudders have when naughty chll'ren pout! . -R'amond M. Pent in Philadelphia Rec ord. DOMINOES TO TELL FORTUNES Answers May Be Regulated According to Pieces Turned Up Much Amuse ment Can Be Derived. Have you a game of dominoes? If so, you can have lots of fun when your friends come to see you. Shuffle the dominoes well and lay them face down on a smooth table. Tell your friends Telling Fortunes With Dominoes. to turn the dominoes and the follow lng are what the points denote. Double-six denotes receipt of money; will be very rich. Six-five denotes success and pleas ure. Six-four early marriage; happiness, Six-three affection, constancy. Six-two industrious, economical. Six-one twice married. Six-blank sorrow, trouble. Five-double very lucky. Five-four will marry poor. -Five-three eventual wealth. Five-two love. Five-one engagement; Invitations. If you know these,- you can regulate your answers accordingly; no matter what pilnts turn up, and much fun can be haoT MAKING HAND SLED OF PIPE Can Be Constructed In Few Hours and When Complete Is Much Better Than Wooden Article. . The accompanying sketch shows how an ordinary hand sled can be made of . three-quarter-Inch pipe and fittings. Each runner Is made of one piece of pipe bent to the proper shape. This can be accomplished by filling the nipe with melted rosin or lead, then FASHION HINTS "fr" tfifeL qiMMii isirrr" The AIR-O-LITE 6U 0 A Lamp built on nvr )rlm-iil. 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Men sometimes dream of enormous wealth, stored deep in the earth, be low the reach of miners, but experts aver that there Is little or no ground to believe that valuable metallic de posits lie very deep in the earth's erust. Body Blow. A Maryland man eloped with his sweetheart's twin by mistake, and is now happy. This will be a body blow for the soul-matists. Cleveland Plain Dealer. . I ft TNI NAMC or the saaar mcpicin. for COUGHS t COLOR Eccentric Will. By the will of a French lady who died recently a farm wis left to the town on condition her family vault was kept in repair; while the rest of her estate was to be divided among those attending her funeral. Peculiar Appeal. There Is a peculiar loveliness In the cheerfulness of sick people. It is un expectedlike the bit of green in the desert. It gains by contrast. It is the flower of tho spirit produced In a wild erness.,!. Edward Harlow. Hit Age Against Him, That eighty-year-old New Yorker who had lived for seven years in the streets and was then sent to the poor house may die of the luxury of his new 8urroudings. He Is pretty old to bo changing his mode of life. Europe Has Us Best. "Why do so many people go abroad Instead of seeing their own country T" -Well," Mr. Cumrox replied, "I hate to admit it, but I kind of think Europe has us beat on guides and pres agents." The BRIGHTEST and BEST LICMING SYSTEM 1. ,,,, WMmm- Men,. , 'hf" "r hjflVlIlfU'T " FOR CHURCHES, HOUSE BARNS, ETC ACETYLENE LIGHTING SYSTEMS are -dorsed and extensively ased by the Govern neat They are simple in construction and eco nomical to operate, giving a bright, white ' light. Extensively used by ranchers in the Northwest. 100 plants now in operation. Send us your name and address for descrip tive booklet and names of satisfied customers. P. A. BRYANT, 189 Maouei SL, Portland, Ore. COLT DISTEMPER Can be) handled very eulljr. The sick are cured, and all othen I same itable, no matter how "exported," kont from having the die ease, by using SPOHU'S LIQUID DISTEMPER CUBE. Give oa the tongue or In feed. Acta on the blood and eznele genua of all forma of distemper. Best remedy ever known for mares In foal. One bottle snAi-anteed to cure one onse. 60o and $1 a bottle; t& and 110 dosen, of druggists and harness den lent, or sent express oaM by manufacturers. Out shows how to poultice throats. Our Free Booklet givrs ererythlng. Local agents wanted Xaxgest sellina horse remedy In existence twelve years. SPOHN MEDICAL CO. Ck.mbU ul BuliriolnUu. GOSHEN. 1ND. U. S. A. MODERN PROPOSITION. To Admire and Remember, "I would then have our ordinary dwelling houses built to last and built to tie lovely, as rich and full of pleas antness as may be within and with out . . . with such differences as might suit and express each man's character and partly his history." Rus kin's Seven Lamps of Architecture. She I am afraid you can't support me in the way I have been accus tomed. ; He Why ei" er how much ali mony have you been getting. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, f 1.00. Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mall. ' Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Parts Made of Pipe Fittings. bending In the shape desired, and aft erward removing the rosin or lead by heat Each Joint Is turned up tightly and well pinned or brazed. One of the top crosspleces will need to have right-hand and left-hand threads or to be fitted with a union. Also, one of the top pieces connecting the rear part, to the front part of each runner must be fitted In the same way. The top Is fastened to the two crosspleces. Such a hand sled can be made In a few hours' time and when complete Is much better than a wood sled. NEW GUESSING GAME AMUSES Pastime of "Cities" Will Be Found Both Instructive and Interesting for the Children. - What boy or girl knows how to pla the game of "Cities?" This is how you commence: "I ask the question: "What city In the United States am I thinking off You reply by naming some city you think I have In mind. For Instance: Supposing I am thinking of San Francisco. I say to you: What city In the United States am I thinking oft Tou say Boston. No. I reply; Boston is too far north east Then you try again, this time nam ing a place farther west and south of Boston; say, Philadelphia, I tell you that Philadelphia la still too far east Thus you continue, naming the cit ies further west until you say San Francisco, when it will be your turn to think up a city or until you "give it up," when it will be my turn to choose another one. If you can keep before your mind's eye a picture of the United States, with the position of the many colors representing the states, you will find It an Immense service in locating the direction of the various cities. No One CI so to Do It "And now," said the teacher ot the Juvenile Sunday school class, "why dU God create this beauutul world T" . "1 dont know." replied a brlgnt little fellow, "unless there was no one eiso who could do IL BIRTHPLACES OF FRUITS. , The raspberry Is native to tem perate Europe and America and cer tain parts. of Asia. The apricot orig inated at China. The peach, too, was originally a Chinese fruit. The cher ry birthplace was near the Caspian Sea, and the plum comes from the Caucasus and " Turkey. The pear Is native in temperate Europe and West ern Asia. The quince came from Southeastern Europe, the Caucasus and the Caspian region. The apple is native all over Europe, in the Cau casus, round the Black Sea and In Persia. The fig seems to have origin ated In the lands bordering on the Mediterranean; particularly In Syria. The red current grows wild all over Europe, In the Caucasus, the Hima layas, Manchuria, Japan and Arctic America. The sweet orange origin ated in Southern China and Cochin China and the citron in India. , To Breal; In New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, apowder. (t cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen leet. Cures corns, Ingrowing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe steres, 2nc. Dont accept any substitute. BamnlemailedFREK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy. N. Y. ; , , Now You Know. Once, after exposing the ridiculous blunders of the editor of certain old plays, James Russell Lowell conclud ed with the remark, "In point of fact, we must apply to this gentleman the name of the first King of Sparta." No one remembered, of course, what this waa, but when they looked It up they found it was Eudamidas. Women Win Rich Prizes. Twelve first-class prizes for excel lence in the mediaeval and modern lan guages at Cambridge university, Eng land, have been awarded this year to women. Prizes of the same class and for the same subjects were given to onlf eight men. Ythe keystone Yto health iHOSTETTEiTS? 1 STOMACH A You can strengthen the system, keep the bowels open, prevent Colds and Grippe by-taking the Bitters. tS-SwlA- IB" BTft S'l"aKil 1 In the Steps of Solomon. Two women came before a certain magistrate with a fat pullet, each de claring that it belonged to herself. The magistrate from his high seat frowned heavily at the first woman. "Does this pullet belong to Mrs. Jones V he asked her. "No, indeed, It don't sir," she replied. Then he turned to the other woman. "Does this pullet belong to Mrs. Smith?" "It cer tainly does not," she replied. "The pullet," the magistrate then decreed, "does not belong to Mrs. Jones nor does it belong to Mr. Smith. The pul let tgt.mine. Take it round to the House and give It to my cook.1 PILES CURED IN TO 14 DAY9 Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINT MENT fails to cure any case of Itching;, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding- Files in f to H days. Sue Retail Market Disturbed. English growers are finding It more profitable to send their lavender to market in bunches, Instead of selling to perfume makers, the result being a surprising rise in the price of oil of lavender. . l-iw. jf b r urever. Figg "As a talker. Brown's wife Is certainly a wonder." Fogg "Right you are! Wonders never cease." Boston Transcript hi 1 SEEPS k Good trardeoers iira those who raise food flow- re. and vegetables. CiOod tiowcrs ana vegeuoies come from good seeds. We pro- . rruce rood seeas ine mier- e.Tca is obvious. For sale everywhere. U SEED ANNUAL Frc am Request a.H.mTco, In Arkansas. The physician had taken his pa tient's pulse and temperature, and proceeded to ask the usual questions. '.'It er seems," said he, regarding the unfortunate with scientific inter est, "that the attacks of fever and the chills appear on alternate days. Do you think Is it your opinion that they have, so to speak, decreased In rlolence, If I may use that word?" The patient smiled feebly. "Doc Bald he, "on fever days my head's sol hot I can't think, and on ague days H shake so I can't. hold an opinion."- Llpplncott's. Hyde Park, Sunday Morning. Arry Say, Bill, wot's the differ- i ence between a atheist and a agnos tic? .... . " Bill Well, yer see, a . atheist dont believe In nuthlnk, and a agnostio only believes In about 'arf of It! Loo don Opinion. ' Our Business In This World. ' Our business in this world is not to succeed, but to continue to fall In good spirits. Robert Louis Stevenson. 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