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Blood Humors Commonly cans pimples, bolls, hives, eczema or salt rheum, or soma other form ot eruption; hut sometimes they exist in the system, Indicated by feel Ings of weakness, languor, loss ot ap petite, or general debility, 'without pausing any breaking out They are expelled and the whole sys tem Is renovated, strengthened and toned by ... , Hood's Sarsaparilla Get It today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Jarsatabis. HOWARD . BURTON - Amrar and Oosmlst, lMdTilla, Colorado. Specimen price. Uold. Silver, lead, tl. Gold, BUver, Wo; Gold, GOo; Kino or Cupper, $L Mailing antelopes a id full price list union application. Control and TJmnlra worka United, BeftuenoM Ckrboiwte National Sank. WE BUY OLD GOLD HUrhmt prices paid for Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold Teeth, Etc UNCLE MYEHS. Forty yean in Portland. 71 Sixth, between Oak and Pine. PATENTS 1 G,VE you jinn iai i v pnsgui torn j 0. 0. MARTIN, " " wicl KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIES Write for eataloirnee and literature. Dereloplnc nd printing-. Mail ordera given prompt attention Fortland Pboto Supply Co. 148 Third Street PORTLAND, ORE. Machinery Second-Hand Machin ery bought, sold and exchanged: ensrines. boiler, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co., 76 1st BU Portland. Send for Stock List and pricea. POSTOFflCE CLERKS AND CARRIERS CML SERVICE EXAMINATIONS Announced for November 4th. Prepare now. Write for free book, mentioning this paper, PACIFIC STATES SCHOOL lrfalTav RitHrtintr T Prwlanri fiimmn v , Skylights Tanks Gutters Down Spouts Steel Ceiling A G BAYER 2v4 Market " Portland, Oregon , SEND FOB CATALOGUE. GAS LIGHTING SYSTEMS For the farm at small cost. Better light than city gas or electricity. Switches on or off like electricity. No matches; no possibility of fire. Cost one-tenth of city gas. Lights house, barn, outbuildings, driveway. Used for coo ic ing tike city gas. Write for particulars, P. A. BRYANT. 190 Madison St. Portland. Or. The Easiest Way. A steam heatine plant had been in stalled in the house of the new Dresi- dent of a small, conservative college. ine president, startled by a break 15 the steam pipes, went in search of the college janitor." Beinor unfamiliar with his new surroundings, he entered me HDrary, "Dr. Soandso," he inquired, his breath coming in gasps, "how can I mid the janitor?" "Well," the librarian replied in a slow drawl, "I find the surest way is to send him a postal card." Success Magazine. The Universal Franchise. A small number of men sympathiz ers took part in the suffragist parade in New York City, among them seve ral members of the faculty of Teach ers' college. One of these professors had the honor of leading the male con tingent and of carrying a banner. "Did you notice," he asked a friend afterward, "what the inscription was on that banner they gave me to carry?" " . "No," replied his friend, but you carried it as. if you were afraid some one would decipher it" . "It read," chuckled the professor, "The men vote why not we?" Suc cess Magazine. .-. ' : " VIS M TONIC- V y EYES "A Quick Recovery. "Mamma," Jsaid Johnny, "if you will let me go just this one time I won't ask for anything to Jeat" H "All right," said his mother. "Get your hat" Johnny, perched on the edge of a big chair, became restless as savory odors came from the region of the kitchen. At last he blurted out: ''There's lots of pie and cake in this house." . '.- ' " ... The admonishing face of his mother recalled his promise, and he added: "But what' that to me?" Success Magazine. Mothers wffl tad Mrs. WmsloWs Soothing Syrup the best romedr to use for their obildrea luring the teething period., BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL let the Bad ftorwri sstradieai trrrisf pnc'ical work hit cai ka aroOKsi lbs bids mrt, am ma sal wrrtsj. Fiseb coainei aitaie aSos asd icsotl IrewL tuitiga iai S aaV (40 paytantl $10 per WMt. nnuf atiTA emnnfl ft Xf 'J ; .tAKAOL . 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It may be used with perfect confidence by women who suffer from displacements, inflam mation, ulceration, fibroid tumors, ir-reguh-iities, ) riodic pains, backache, bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi gestion, dizziness, or nervous prostra tion. . For thirty rears Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills, and suffering women owe it to themselves to at least give this medicine a trial. Proof is abundantLthat it has cured thousands of others, and why should it not cure you? If yon want special advice wrlta Mrs. Pinkham, Lyrin,Mass.,forit It is free and always lielpf ul FISH "ROPES" HAN i r fiOSTON WHALER C0ME3 TO PORT WITH WEIRD TALE. OESCH'S mm FOR RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SPRAINS, BRUISES QR ANY PAIR. ' MADE ONUY BY BLUMAUER-FRANK DRUG CO. PORTLAND, OREGON Food for Repentance. A well known Federal official was strolling 'down Philadelphia avenue one afternoon when he encountered a very small boy crying bitterly. . "What's the matter with that child?" demanded the official, some what peremptorily, of the woman who had him in charge: "Is he ill?" . "He ain't exactly ill," responded the unmoved woman, but, between you and me, sir, no stomach ain't goin' to stand nine doughnuts I" Suc cess Magazine. Mabel I am sure he must have loved her very dearly. Maude I should say so. Be mar ried her in spite of the fact that he had been out in the rain with her all one afternoon, was seasick with her, and saw her unexpectedly at home the morning after a dance. London Opin ion. - .. Rollingstone Nomoss Wot's a klep tomaniac, Tatters? r Tatterdon Torn A kleptomaniac, Roily, is a feller wot steals for de love ofstealin', not because he wants de stuff. Rollingstone Nomoss Gee! Den I must be one. I swiped a cake of soap today. Philadelphia Record. Mrs. Wellmeant Are you married? Tramp (indignantly) Wot I Do yer think I'd be relyin' on total strangers for support if I had er wife? 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It is especially good in cases of Inflammatory Rheuma tism and all forms of lameness,'' - 25c 50c. $1 a bottle at Drug & Cen'l Stores Relates How an Enraged Dolphin Dragged Him Through the Wa ter, After Pulling Him Oft His Boat. Boston, Mass. John Haywood, able seaman and fisherman aboard the schooner Massasolt, which reached T wharf the other day, declared that he had undergone the very worst ex perience at sea with which he had ever met In all hla years before the mast, or that he had ever heard of. He was dragged through the sea at a furious rate of speed by an enraged dolphin, narrowly escaping death at the tall of the monster. In relating this very unusual ad venture of the deep, Haywood said: "We had been out a matter of two weeks or more, had some fifteen swordflsh under the decks, and I was standing with the lily iron tn the pul pit waiting for a chance at a sword fish. ; 'V,'? "The whole cruise was, sort of a funny one from my way of sighting it You see, the water ought to be pretty cold on the banks, but, sink me if it was not warm enough clear to the Bay of Fundy from Georges Banks to douse an infant in, and we were out only a matter of a day or so. or more, when. we sighted a great school of flying fish. "Those bird fish are some scarce In ihese waters, and I never saw them so crazy-llke. Why, sink me if they wouldn't even skim over the very poop, sometimes alighting on the quarter to wink at the skipper, and then flip into the water with a sort of chuckle. "Ever hear a flying fish chuckle? No?' Well, it's some chuckle, sort of exasperatlng-like, and I once advised the skipper to spread a few sheets of fly paper over the deck so as to trap a few. The skipper, he allowed as the scheme was a right smart one, only the lack of fly paper spoiled it. "Anyway, I was there in the pulpit with the lily iron getting heavy in my hand when I sighted what looked like a big swordflsh. "I signaled astern, and as we came closer I let fly with the iron and caught the beast fair. It" was no swordflsh, though, worse luck; it was one of the dolphins that had played about the bows like puppy dogs for whole day or more, and when I Was letting out the line from the iron to the keg buoy which we drop with it the line went bo fast It caught me amidships about three fathoms abaft the critter's tall, and away J went, clean out of the pulpit "We must have gone a mile at least, and by the time the dolphin be gan to get tired I had brought up the keg and was hanging onto it for dear life with a load of sea water under my bulwarks. 1 was near dead when the schooner reached me and dlscov ered that we had made that mile in just about 31-knot time. ..The fish had to be Ironed again before It could be taken." . , . "His wife is a business woman, all right" ' "What makes you say that?" '"She's installed a time clock in the hall and he has to punch It when he goes out nights and when he gets back." Detroit Free Press.1 57 m if in Sho e Polishes Finest In Qual'ty. Largest in variety. They meet every requirement for cleaning au4 polishing shoes of ail kinds and colors. SMS -.. C.V.L A t if ; ASKS FOR A COURTSHIP ROOM Uncle Sam's Restaurant. If y u visit the Isthmus of Panama you wili eat at a government table. Not content with - managing the transportation, hot satisfied with be- n x a landlord, the Isthmian Canal commission has become a restaurant keeper, waiter and cook. Here is a statement of the lenp in to which this heretical tendency has been carried. The cost of running the messes for 'gold," European and negro employes during the six months ending Decem ber 31, 1909, was over $700,000, and the receipts and expenditures practi cally balanced. It is an eloquent tribute tn the gov ernment's cuisine that 8,375 of the 4,- 800 European laborers who are free to eat where they will prefer the mess-halls to anything which "indi vidual initiative" has to offer. There ace three "club" messes run by unmarried white men in opposition to the commission hotels. Perhaps a hundred canal employes use them. But in spite of the large iaccme from the "bar" these private messes are more expensive and very little better than the government s meals. No private contractor in the world feeds his employes as well as the Isth mian Canal commission. 1 here are very few of the. employes who ever ate better meals, slept la cleaner, more comfortable beds, or amused themselves in more wholesome, clubs than those furnished by the govern ment Success Magazine. Distemper Tm A T 1 tlm AuiMa ar,,nw nil mam a and dogs, cured and others in the same sta ble prevented lrom nuving the disease with Bpohn's Distemper Cure. Every bottle guaranteed. 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They are naturally leaners, im itators, copiers, and it is easy for them to develop into echoes, imita tions. They will not walk alone while you furnish crutches; they" will lean upon you juBt as long as you will let them. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY tor Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 26c, 60c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve In Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Woman's Foot Growing Larger. Shoe manufacturers claim that the American woman's foot is growing larger. The number two shoe is al most obsolete, they say, and sizes four and five are much commoner than three. The explanation seems to be that the phenomenon is due to the in creased use of the feminine foot as a means of locomotion. The constantly increasing number of women engaged in industry and the growth in popular ity of tennis, golf and walking have had their inevitable result, and com mon sense has done much to abolish the wearing of pinching shoes. The tradition that small feet are an excel lent thing in women has persisted long and will not die without a struggle. Conservatives need not fear that wo men will carry this matter too far; they know when to stop. Success Magazine. BLUE CLEAR THROUGH. The Rural Uplift. "Has your family been Of much as sistance to you in running the place?" "I should Bay so," replied Farmer Corntossel. "Food has been so high that the summer board season would have been a failure if it hadn't been for mother and our son Josh." "They saved the expenses of help?" "No, sir; but Josh is a right good hand in a poker game, an' the way mother picked up bridge was some thin' amazin'." Washington Star. Pastor Would Establish Place Boys to Woo and Girls to Be Wooed. for GILT EDGE the only ladies shoe dressing .ni. oit. uiacis and foiisnei tidies' and children's boots and shoes, shlnea 1 . . . 1.1.1 in. uVMnith fill-.ua ' IUP- Wl A N B Y combination for cleanlnst and I polishing all km'is oi nitwiur w.u nue., jw ELITE combination for gentlemen who take pride in having their shoes look A 1. Restores color and lustre to all black shoes. Polish with a brush or cloth, 25c BABY ELITE size 10c If your dealer does not keep the kind you wan end us his address and the price In stumps iat full size psKikagu WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO., 90-26 Albany St., Cambrloire. Man, 2'h Oldest and Largest Manufacturert oj Shot Polishes in th World. "What conclusion did you reach in your discussion of votes for women?" asked Mr. Meekton. "Our discussions do not aim tvo reach a conclusion," was the dignified reply. "They are always to be contin ued." Washington Star. . ' Cold. son the Chest Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, "Bronchitis." Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre scribes Ayer's Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with your family physician. 0 W Basils eur foraaiaa 9 iers We bsnlik sleohol horn our mtsdieioee We arcs yea te ; eOD.uit Tour doe tor Then you tell your doctor about the bad taste in your mouth, loss of appetite for breakfast, and frequent headaches, and when he sees your coated tongue, he will say, " You are bilious." Ayer's Pills work well in inch esses. -sUds fcjr tba 1. 0. Aftt Co., LowtU. Hoboken, N. J. The Rev. Joseph D. Peters, pastor of the First Reformed church of this place, suggests that a large public room be established and put in charge of a matron, so young persons may make love in it In the pastor's opinion, most of the young men and women in a big city have no suitable place in which to woo and by wooed, and If such a place is provid ed, tfith restrictions, he is of the opin ion the number of divorces will be lessened to a great degree. "The need" of a proper place for courtship," said the pastor, "has been responsible for many disastrous mar riages, I believe, and if such a place would be provided. In charge or a matron who would be a sympathizer with heart affairs of the young, it would do wonders toward shaping a courtship to a gloriouB end. "There are so many young persons who have no place in which to mak love. Many wooers and wooed neve learn to know each other as they should before matrimony. Many think fascination Is -love because they have not had a sufficient opportunity to un derstand what real love 1b," Woman of 96 Weds Man of 24. Troy, Mo. Mrs. Nancy Edey, 96 years old, has become a bride for the sixth time, her newest husband being Ree Indow, 24 years old. The bride's fifth husband died six weeks previous at the county poor farm here. Dynamite Cured His Earache. Shreveport, La. Fellow-workmen in the employ of the Dollnger Lumber company told James Donovan dyna mite would cure earache. It did. Don ovan used one application and was burled two days later. Tongue Frozen to Pipe. Redbank, N. J. While inspecting the refrigerating plant In Doremua company's store here Frank JCuhly put his tongue on one of the frost-covered pipes runnlg into the ice boxes. His tongue froze to the pipe and it was ten minutes before a clerk released him with the aid of water. Never Drink Water. In Lower California a large number of the smaller desert mammals never drink water, according to American scientists who have recenUy visited the peninsula. They live and thrive on dry seeds and scraps of vegetation In places where the beat and aridity are excessive without ever touching their lips to water, and it has even been found Impossible to teach some of them to take water In captivity. Uncle Pennywlse Says: The barefoot actress who arrived la town this morning announces that she has lost her trunks. The show will go on, however, as she bad an other pair in her handbag Courier-JournaL ' Corporations Belong to Public. Governor Wilson, in his Indianapolis address,) made most emphatic the point that the corporations have none of the rights of private individuals and must be treated solely as the pub lic welfare Jdemands: . "A modern joint stock corporation cannot in any proper sense be said to base its rights and powers upon the principles of private property. Its powers are wholly derived from legis lation. It possesses them for the con venience of business at the sufferance of the public. Its stock is widely owned, passes from hand to hand, brings multitudes of men into its shifting partnerships and connects it with the interests and the investments of whole communities. It is a seg ment of the public; bears no analogy to a partnership or to the processes by which private property is safeguarded and managed, and should not be suf fered to afford any covert whatever to those who are managing it Its man agement is of public and general con cern, is in a very proper sense every body's business. Success Magazine. You are not treating yourself or your your family f airls if you don't keep Hamlins Wizard Oil in the house. It's the best substitute for family doctor and a mighty good friend in case of emergency. - .." ; Decision Reversed, The cook, who had held sway long enough to be established as family au tocrat, was sent out to buy the Christ mas turkey. She returned with two fine, plump chickens. "Why, Mary," her mistress remonstrated, "I told you to get a turkey, not chickens." "I know, mum," she answered, "but I don't like turkey." Success Magazine. Correcting Willie. Papa and mamma and son Willie were crossing the ocean. Willie had done something for which his mother thought he needed correction, but not feeling equal to the occasion she turned to her husband. "John," she said, "can't you speak to Wjllie7" Papa replied in a thin, weak voice, "Howd'y, Willie." Success Mag azine. ' Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate and Invigorate stomacn, liver ana bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. As We Speak It. . A German who had come to America to master our language was being shown behind the scenes of a vaude ville theater by one of his American friends. "That man," said the American, indicating an actor with a wave of his band, "is taking off his make-up to make up for another take-off." The German departed, sputtering. Success Magazine. ' The one, reliable, satisfactory and economical bluing for laundry use Is RED CROSS BALL BLUE the blue that is all blue. Makes clothes white and clear. Dissolves Instantly and always ready for use. You will never use liquid blue again after once trying RED CROSS BALL BLUE.' Price 10 cents. ALL GROCERS. ! '' In Praise of Eloquence, An Alabama negro was defended in court by Senator Morgan. Having cleared the negro of the charge, the senator said to him: "'Rastus, did you really steal that mule?" "Well, Marse Morgan, it was just like this," said 'Rastus, "I really thought I did steal dat mule, but after what you said to de jury I was con vinced I didn't" Success Magazine. He Might Have Earned a Vote. , Little Johnnie stood gazing solemnly on the decrepit form of an old coun tryman. Noticing the boy's attention the old man asked: "Well, what is it, son?" . ' "Say," the inquisitive youngster asked, "did the politicians kiss you when you was a baby?" Success Magizine. I WHEN A TONIC IS j i NEEDED i-iaaaBlthliffiatglClTiliWft mm sf srni aiini iinlimffntgl . - I We strongly urge you to try v; HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS first of all. It will give the greatest satisfaction. IT IS POR POOR APPETITE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS MALARIA GENERAL WEAKNESS A trial will convince you. "When I, was a young man," said Mr. Cumrox, "I thought nothing of "Father," replied the young man with sporty clothes, "I wish you wouldn't meition it. 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