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Make Big tW'wcy Drilling Wells
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I DRILLING MACHINE
I On Man Can Handle
Hm record of drilling 130
fest and drivine culni la
I one da;. Only three levers.
Extra larue mM .heavae.
(UTUS MM IN nu au Pnaltlvel. will rirlll avorv
kind of formation, Avoid delays from sending back
Eaat., Bay from us. We build theae up-to-date
machine. Will tall 70a all In catalog. Write for it.
lEHItOI sUCHMEIT CO., MAIFIt, f01TUM,KEBM
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HOWARD E. BUBTON Asesyer and Chemist,
Leadville, Colorado. Specimen iiricea: tiold.
Silver. Lead. U. Gold. Silver, l&o; Gold. 60c; Zino
or Oopper, il. Mailing enrelopea a id fall pricelisl
sent on ept'l leet ion. Control and Umpire worka
lioitod. Bt'farenosi Carbonate National liana.
WE BUY OLD GOLD
Highest prices paid for Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold
Teeth, etc. UNCLE MYERS. Forty years In
Portland. 71 Sixth, between Oak and Pine,
PATENTS IGIVE Y"
Peisobu Sebvici
0. 0. MARTIN. " nn mvici.
KODAKS KD?K5
Write for catalogues and literature. Developing
and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention
Fortland Photo Supply Co.
149 Third Street PORTLAND. ORB.
IrtMto so, kills all
flit. Nat, cleD,
ornamental, coovea
lent.chcap. leuta .11
MftMsV Can't spill Of
tip over, will not toil
or Injur anything.
Guaranteed effect
lvi. Of all Jr&lertor
a sent prepaid tor JOc
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BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL
Tee frl B0M tWndi fejtractl a eVirhf
ind pracilnl work nit on be prodicei ab
lame work, drill na us ferrisa.
Finelr equippad eudiie nop ud tcbool
room. Tuitios in $35 ash; 140
PUnon $10 per week.
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gLuavni auiu ounuu- at
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--- E 23d ud Herri Porta-. Or.
BOYNTON FURNACES
Most economical and effective for house
end school heating. '
J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO.
Front and Market Sts. Portland, Or.
SEND FOR CATALOGUE.
are the safest and most reliable cathartic and
system cleanser. The best remedy for Torpid
Liver, Biliousness and Sick Headache.
At Druggists' or by Mall, 25 Cent
Bovt Chemical, Co. Portland. Oaxootr
Jewish Customs.
In Israel everything, even to a fun
eral, had to give way to a marriage
procession. Every one who met eith
er a marriage or a funeral procession
had to turn back and go with it
The More Worthy.
' The men who try to do something
and fall are Infinitely better than
those who try to do nothing and suc
ceed. The Caxton Magazine,
, Duty to the Children.
' Children are travelers newly arrived
In a strange country; we should there
fore make oonacienoe not to mislead
them. Locke.
World Wheat Cultivation.
' There are over 170,000,000 acres un
der wheat cultivation In the world.
Attala
GREINER'S CHIROPRACTIC
HEALTH HOME
A healthy body defies disease; Chiropractic
adjustments make health; hod,es by removing
the oanse of dlacitee. No knives: no drugs; no
osteopathy. Fasting and dieting directed sci
entiilcully, Trained nurses.
AU DISEASES PERMANENTLY REMOVED
BY OUR METHODS
offerers from Appendicitis, Bronchitis. Can
cer. O.itrrrh, Diabetes. Dropsy. Deafness, Kid.
lepti. Enema. Goitre, Gnl) Stone. Heart Dis-
LumbaRO, Keiiralsia, Paralysis,
Kheumatistn, Sciatica, or any other disease.
ease. Hernia,
are invited to write us. We show jou how to
raise yonr vitality and keep well. iWrtte to
day. Your our will b Quicker. I
MATILDA M. 0REINER, D. C, SUPERINTENDENT
778 Vk WULUMI AVENUE PORTLAND, ORE00N
REDUCED RATES
on all lines on tccount
ASTORIA
CENTENNIAL
PAGEANT
Ask your ticket agent t e
full detail
HOW FAR HAVE YOU TRAVELED DCM A D17 A DT V riTDF
FOR DYSPEPSIA
f You Have Never Taken Count Yen
Will Be Surprised at Dis
tance Covered.
Have you ever counted up the num
ber of steps which you have made la
the course of one day in going to
business, in walking from one room
to another at home, and bo on,
throughout the course of the day? If
you will take the trouble to do so,
you will be surprised to find what a
distance you have covered without
realizing it Multiply thoa distance
by 865 and you will find that it will
not require many years before you
have made up the 25,000 miles which
Is equal to the circuit of the globe.
Most people would certainly be sur
prised if they were informed that
during the course of their lives they
have walked a distance as great as
the length of the equator. Yet, how
ever sedentary we may be, however
little inclined to gain the reputation
of a globe-trotter or of an Alpine
climber, most of us have, unknown to
ourselves, oovered a distance equal
to the full circuit of the earth, or a
climb to the highest mountain peaks
In the world. More than that, we
have accomplished a task still more
colossal. Without having had occasion
to explore the unknown regions be
neath the crust of the earth, we have
descended as far as the depths of the
most unfathomable abysses, even as
far as the very center of the earth.-
fitrand Magazine.
Y. M. C. A. EXPAND8.
New Booklet Just Out Can Be Had
for the Asking.
The Portland Young Men's Chris
tian Association is about to enter
upon a new era In its work, In ex
tending the advantage of Its educa
tional department to the entire
state. While a great majority ol
the 1400 students enrolled in night
and day classes are residents ol
Portland, yet a large and Increasing
number are now enrolling from towna
and cltlea outside of Portland.
The different courses offered In
clude a full Commercial course,
comprising Shorthand, Bookkeeping
and related subjects; a college pre
paratory course, a graded course In
elementary subjects for bgys and
vocational courses euch as plumbing,
carpentry, sheet metal, bricklaying,
electrical work, automobile repali
and driving. Many students trained
In these classes are now occupying
important positions in the business
houses of Portland.
An attractive booklet entitled "Ac
tivities" has Just been Issued by the
association and contains a statement
of all Educational Courses. The Edu
cational Director will mall this book
let to all persons wno desire It.
Classes for day school open Sep
tember 5th, night classes Septembei
25th. From present Indications an
unusually large registration is antici
pated. Had No Use for Earrings.
- The Greeks and Romans, good
Judges of feminine beauty, did not re
gard the earring as Indispensable.
Neither the brush nor the chisel of
the representation of Venus or any
poetic figures with pendants in the
ears.
.Must Have Meant Paragon.
They oould not have been otherwise
than rather young, though I oould not
see them on account of the screen.
"You're the only girl for me," he
told her "you're all my fancy paint
ed yoo the very paregoric of wom
ankind 1" Success Magazine.
Always.
When a man begins by saying: "I
want to tell you a got-i Joke on my
self," you may be sure that he is go
ing to try to make somebody else
appear ridiculous.
Limitation of the Brain. -. .
"You cannot educate or draw out of
any brain more than nature has al
ready put Into it Borne day, perhaps,
we shall try to adapt our education to
possibilities," Aaatolo Franca
Not of Much Account.
A man who can't stand prosperity
Isn't likely to bear up very well under
adversity.
AUG. 1 0 to SEPT. 9
Portland, Oregon '
Resident and Day School for Girls lJa
charge of Bisters of St. John Bsptlst (Episcopal j
OollogleU, Academic and Elementary Department,
ICusle, Art, Bloentien, Oynmaolam.
For catalog address THE SISTER SUPERIOR
Office 30, St. Helens Hall
i HOLY I
For Cltls. Conducted by the 8ISTEH8 OF Trll
NAMES OF JESUS AND NARY. Cra. J.adrmH .nd
CtlUtlsu Cturm. Mnile. Art, Elocstloa tat Coamer
dJ Depti. gjHJm) tmd Dn Snubnti. Retned Moral end
Intellectual Traialnf. Write forAnnonnccmenL Address
tlSTEX SUPERIOR. ST. Ucn'l Jttvhmy, FtnUmd
MESS COLLEGE
fltrasutM on brfamd atnrm potntin tofcis I
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SEND FOR
FREE
FIRST LESSONS
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GOME TO PORTLAND AND BE CURED IN FIVE DAYS
VARICOSE VEINS, HERNIA, BLOOD POISON
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Wo severe operations, many cases permanently cured in one
. treatment, jiosi wme-saving, moss natural, moss bits. l
radical and permanent core. I ire my word and will cite
yon to other medical authorities that this is a fact I am ear.
lainlv prepared to cure by experience and equipment, which
are the keystones to success. I have the best equipped
medical office on the Coast. I will give $M0 to any charity as
smaxantee that every statement in this announcement is true.
I invite you to eome to my office. I will explain to yon my
treatment for Varicose Vein. Hernia. Kervou Debility,
Blood Poison, Piles, Fistula, Bladder, Kidney, Prostatic and
all Men's Ailment sod give you FKEB a physical examina
tion; if necessary a microscopical and chemical analysis of
secretions, to determine pathological and bacteriological con
ditions. Every man should take advantage of this oppor
tunity to learn their trae condition. A. permanent Our is
tcAat you leant A permanent Curt tf tehat J fit.
WRITTEN GUAR ANTE! My written guarantee means a cure or
ft pay. I guarantee to core certain ailment or refund every
dollar you hare paid. My services cost you nothing unless I
cure your Varicose Veins, Hernia. Pfles, Fistula, Blood Pot
son, or any ailment I fnaraste to cur. Terms are reasonable
and no more than yon are able and willing to pay for benent.
Oflles bears A. sf. to s y. ST. ludays, 1 A. at. U 1 1. M.
A. O. Smith M. P.
I sa the aalyisecialiKui Portia, 4 wba
doe M sdvutise a tcttrio-t asses of
I rahUsa sir tret -horomtik. correct
asafct sad suae aally conduct my eftre.
' SOS" ll MOM rSlIlM I sac Ptofeteor Euriicn's woadcrfol aew dis
covery, " '606" la cases ol Specific Blood Poison. It caret is one treat
ment aad is the greatest marvel f oKdkai science Tale sew remedy
huheeii rot fvV.r nri iBTBPtmnc'iof etict. Lctrfecrp!i:Bhtoyeo
HD fi C1JITU tu Btoiaisoa at., cot. isooas
tilt A a Olfll I n roittASD. ottaoa
Miinyon's Stomach Treatment
Performing Miracles.
Munyon Tells You How to Get Well
Free of Charge.
M
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A few days ago I received a letter
from a young man, who states he Is
28 years of age, and has occupied
several Important positions, but ow
ing to indigestion and inability to
sleep he has been unable to concen
trate his mind upon his work and
has consequently been discharged on
the ground of neglect of duty. He
goes on to say that he is a young
man of steady habits, but for years
he has suffered from dyspepsia, which
has so affected his nerves that he
Is unable to sleep, and that It Is not
neglect upon his part, nor lack of
Interest, but simply - physical weak
ness. He asks my advice in this
matter.
For the benefit of a large number
of those similarly situated I propose
to answer this letter publicly, hoping
that it may be the means of helping
many who may be affected in this
way.
In the first place the stomach must
be well before the nerves can be
made strong. The nerves must be
made strong before one can eleep
well. No one Is capable of doing htn
best who is In any way troubled with
Insomnia or any form of nervousness.
The greatest generals have been men
of Iron nerve and indomitable will.
They-have had perfect digestion, be
ing able to eat well and digest all
they ate.
It Is said Napoleon lost the battle
of Waterloo because of a fit of in
digestion. Grant's enormous reserve
power was due to a well stomach.
Abraham Lincoln said that "he did
not know that he had a stomach."
Grover Cleveland, It Is Bald, could
work 18 hours a day, eat a hearty
meal at S or 3 o'clock in the morn
ing, go to bed and sleep soundly un
til 9 o'clock and get up refreshed,
ready for .a new day's work.
Pres. Taft Is another type of a
healthy manhood. Who thinks for
one moment that he would be the
President of the United States today
had he been a dyspeptic or affected
with some nervous ailment? I claim
that two-thirds of all the failures In
professional and business life are due
to weak and deranged stomachs.
No business house would care to
employ a dyspeptic representative
to sell goods for them on the road.
One-half the men who etand behind
counters today, earning from $12 to
$15 a week, will never get beyond
these figures, for the reason that they
are physically weak. They lack
the nerve power and commanding
strength that come from a good
sound stomach.
No one cares to hear a dyspeptic
preacher. No matter how pious he
may be, he Is bound to reflect his
bilious and Jaundiced condition. He
will unconsciously inoculate his hear
ers with his melancholy feelings.
No one would think of entrusting
an important legal case in the hands
of a dyspeptic lawyer, any more than
he would care to entrust his own
life, or that of a dear one in the
hands of a physician who is nervous,
Irritable or a dyspeptic. Men must
have good digestion, strong nerves
and vital manhood In oYder to ren
der a clean, clear-cut decision either
in medicine, law or business.
I believe more than half of the
divorces can be traced to 111 health,
I want every dyspeptic to try my
stomach treatment. It makes old
stomachs almost as good as new. Its
marvelous power for digesting food
and getting the best out of It makes
for good rich red blood. This In
turn strengthens the nerves, builds
up the general system, and will sure
ly prolong life and make it a pleas
ure to live and do the things allotted
to us.
Professor Munyon makes no charge
for consultation, or medical advice;
not a penny to pay. Address Pro
fossor J. M. Munyon's Laboratories,
Fifty-third and Jefferson Streets, Phil
adelphia, Pa,
Railroad Caruso With a Cyclone
in Either Lung.
Clyde Hayes, Who Calls the Trains In
Chicago's Big Northwestern Sta
tion, Has a Voice Like a
Fo'ghorn.
Chicago. Clyde B. Hayes is the rail
road Caruso. Every day from 3:30 p.
m. to 11 he proclaims the departure of
more trains than any other station
caller. His concert platform is of all
steel construction and it is located
way up near the splendid celling of
the new Northwestern railroad sta
tion. Thirty thousand people each day
lend appreciative ears as he skylarks
the suburban schedule on the Milwau
kee and Galena divisions, plus enough
overland trains to keep Chicago and
the Pacific coast bound in close fel
lowship. Presidents of the United
States, boy orators, world famous
evangelists, divinities of grand opera,
baseball umpires none of these ever
bad the constant opportunities of Train
Announcer Hayes to enlighten and
electrify a listening multitude.
Passing swiftly over the poor boy
and burning ambition section of his
life, we find Hayes In full charge of a
night accommodation train In Nebras
ka. Yes, until recently he was a rail
road conductor, and was treading the
threadbare aisle of a Nebraska ac
commodation, occasionally unhooking
a brightly nlckled lantern from his
left elbow and dropping off into the
night to wigwag the engineer.
One day the division superintendent
of the Northwestern line at Omaha
summoned young Conductor Hayes In
to his grim presence.
"Are you aware, Mr. Hayes, that
you have been 'turned in a number of
Truth's Revelation.
I looked at my Brother with the
Microscope of Criticism and I said,
TIow coarse my Brother is!" I
looked at him with the Telescope of
Scorn and I said, "How small my
Brother is I" Then I looked in the
Mirror of Truth and I said, "How
like me my Brother is!" Bolton Hall.
Buelneesllke.
A man tt Munich who lost $10,000
In bank notes in the street a few days
ago, and advertised $300 reward to
the finder, received a check for $V
700 from the finder, a man of a busi
nesslike turn of mind, who wrote that,
to avoid delay, he had kept off his
reward.
Qood Advice.
Rah elbows with the least of the
world people, If you would quicken
rour brain and soften your hearts
Fichange.
Or it Would Walt Long.
This work of helping the world for
ward happily does not wait to be done
by perfect men. George Eliot.
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HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
Its merit is, therefore,
proven in cases of
SICK HEADACHE
SOUR STOMACH
INDIGESTION
CONSTIPATION
BILIOUSNESS
CRAMPS, DIARRHOEA
AND MALARIA
A trial today will convince
you that it is the medicine
you need. All Druggists.
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BUDGET OF USEFUL HINTS
Valuable Bits of Advice for House
keepers and Others, Qlven by
English Magazine.
Some new hints for the housekeep
er, or for any woman for that matter,
are given in an English magazine
called the Matron. For example, one
needn't be a housekeeper, or even a
woman, to be glad to know what to
do when a fishbone is stuck in one's
throat.
According to this authority the prop
er thing Is to hand the sufferer a
lamon. If it Is sucked for a little
while the bone win move on. In one
case it succeeded after the bone had
been in the throat two days.
Another use for lemon Juice is to
remove warts. This is done by drop
ping It on twice a day.
To retain the color and gloss of a
white silk blouse after washing put a
teaspoonful of alcohol into the rinsing
water. This keeps it from turning yel
low and gives it when Ironed the gloss
of new silk.
To clean the lace yoke and sleeves
of waists sprinkle the lace freely 1th
powdered borax, then roll it up and
fasten with pins. Let It remain for at
least twelve hours, then shake out
and brush with a clean soft brush.
To remove Ink stains from carpets
take a sauoer of fresh milk and a
clean soft rag. Renew the milk if
necessary and wash finally with clean
water.
To take coffee stains from any ma
terial rub a little glycerine into the
stain and then wash with hot soap
and water.
To prevent milk from scorching
when It Is being boiled sprinkle a lit
tle sugar into the saucepan after the
milk Is poured Into it Do not stir
the milk even though the pan is a
very thin one. The milk will not burn.
but will leave the saucepan as clean
as if only water bad been in it,
BLUE1 BLUE! BLUE1
Blue that's all blue. RED CROSS
BALL BLUE delights the laundress
A wash dav necessity. Once tried
aJwaj'B used. A standard bluing foi
20 years.
More satisfactory than liquid blue
and more economical because It Is
not 4-5 water. Easily handled and
cannot spill. Price, 10 cents. ASK
THE GROCER.
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
Is the best of all medicines for the cure of diseases,
disorders and weaknesses peculiar to women. It is the
only preparation of its kind devised by a regularly gradu
ated physician an experienced and skilled specialist in
the diseases of women.
It is a safe medicine In any condition of the system.
THE ONE REMEDY which contains no alcohol
end no injurious habj-forming drugs and which
creates no craving for' aich stimulants.
THE ONE REMEDY ao good that its makers
sue not afraid to print its every ingredient on
each outside bottle -wrapper and attest to the -truthfulness
of the same under oath."
It it sold by mediolne dealers everywhere, and any dealer who hasn't It can
get it. Don't take substitute of unknown composition for this medicine off -known
composition. No counterfeit is as good as the genuine and the druggist
who says something else Is "just as good as Dr.' Pierce's" is either mistaken,
or is trying to deceive you for his own selBsh benefit. Such a man is not to be
trusted. He Is trifling with your most priceless possession your health
may be your life itself. Set that you get what you ask for.
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GILLESPIE SCHOOL OF EXPRESSION
534 Morrison St., Portland, Oregon.
Two-year courses for teachers, readers and public speakers. Graduates after completin;
two years of post-graduate work, granted professional diplomas. Continuous classes from to
1 o'cloek, flv days per week. Individual lessons with cither the principal or th assistant,
afternoons and evenings.
EMMA W. GILLESPIE, Principal
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Plant Feigns Death.
In South America there is a plant
a species of mimosa which feigns
death for the purpose, naturalists
think, of preventing grass-eating ani
mals from eating it In its natural
state it is bright green, but as soon
as it la touched it collapses into a
tangle of apparently dead brown stems.
CHANGE
IN WOMAN'S
LIFE
Made Safe by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Caller Hayes.
times lately?" said the superintendent
to the conductor after the latter had
nervously placed his cap on the edge
of the glass topped table.
Hayes trembled and his heart sank.
To be "turned In," in railroad patois,
means to be the object of complaints
by passengers.
"What have I done, slrf be mur
mured anxiously.
"You have disturbed the sleep of a
large number of passengers on this
line," said the superintendent "Let
ters have come to me from traveling
men who ride on your train, and they
say that when you announce a station
at night your voice not only wakes
them, but scares them and knocks
them out of a proper frame of mind
to do business the next day. Here
after, Mr. Hayes, when calling out star
tlons I wish you would not try to dis
place the window panes or experiment
with sound vibrations on the bell rope.
But It seems that Mr. Hayes is a
walking library for volumes and vol
umes of stentorian noise. It couldn't
be suppressed, and as he had no time
to attend a ball game and let out
steam on the bleachers, he had to re
sume his old habit of standing at one
end of a yellow car and closing the
loor at the opposite end by sheer force
of his low register. Also ho would
cough when impelled by the platform
draft, and the stovepipe would col
lapse with a Jangling noise. For a
time the gentle patter of cinders
would be stilled and the volatile dents
In the water cooler would take up the
echoes. At least, that was the descrip
tion given by the sleep-eager passen
gers who signed a petition which was
sent to the big chief at Omaha ere
another month had passed.
The railroad officials were deeply
puzzled by the case of Conductor
Hayes, who had proved himself relia
ble and efficient in every other way.
Some one suggested putting him on a
day run, where people sleep at their
own riskyor at the mercy of the train
butcher.
In the meantime the hilarious story
of Conductor Hayes and the sleepy
drummers found Its way to Chicago
and Conductor Hayes was ordered to
report here. He came wondering and
promptly he was set to work learn
ing the list of train departures. Then
when the new station was opened,
like an admiral on the porch of a bat
tleship, he stood in his high balcony
and began his interminable recita
tions in earnest For a day or so he
wrestled with echoes and acoustic
snares, but now he has mastered the
problem of resonance In the great station.
Not an Old Man's Game!
1 may have lost my golf ball,
thought the old man, as he crept on
all fours round the bush Into which it
had rolled, "but I will not lose my
temper."
Bo he continued to grovel and
grope, and to wear a persuasive, pa
tient smile. His knees bagged, his
back ached horribly, and the bush be
stowed upon his hands a generous
quantity of thorns. But he refused to
discard his smile, and kept on re
peating:
"No. I wlU not loss my temper. I
will not!"
Suddenly the elusive ball caught his
eye. Flopping flat, he stretched his
band towards it, grasped It among its
nest of thorns, and gingerly withdrew
tt
Hoity-toity I " exolaimed an old
woman behind him. "You ought to be
ashamed, blrdnestlng at your time of
titer
And then he did lose his temper.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate
and Invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Easy
to take as candy.
Young Nature Faker.
A small boy recently became the
proud possessor of a donkey which
was not a very young or a fine-looking
animal. One day the lad was enjoy
ing a ride on its back when the min
ister of the parish met him. "Hallo,
sonny I" said the minister. "Quite a
rare beast you have there!" "Yes,"
replied the boy, "but I suppose there
are a great many of 'em in the theo
logical gardens!"
Lightning Spared Them.
Three laborers engaged on a thresh
ing machine at a farm at Malong, Aus
tria, had a wonderful escape from be
ing killed by lightning a few days
ago. The lightning struck the sheaf
carrier, shattering it to matchwood
and was then diverted into the earth,
which it tore up to a depth of eight
Inches for several yards. The men,
who had camped under the machine,
were considerably dazed for some
time. .
Mothm wlU find Mrs. WlnsloWs Boothlni
iTup the best romedr to use foi their cliUdxei
luring the teething period.
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Danger.
Elopement Is becoming highly pop
ular In certain circles in America
young couples rushing off to distant
States to get married without the
knowledge of their parents, "lo
many Instances, we gather," says a
writer in the London Evening News,
"the greatest secrecy has to be ob
served for fear that the parents might
hear of the projected match and give
their consent."
tt Cures Whll You Wlb. "mw
Allen's Foot-Ease Is a certain cure for hot.
-uiun,.iiu n.uiien,s-iiing toei. bold
by aUJjluggistjt. Price Jon. Uon't accent ant
.HreWS- T'1?1, C FflKK. Aadrea.
auea. vuueiuu, w noy, ft. i,
8peeds With Horse Car.
New York. John Scott was fined
$1 for speeding his horses attached to
a crosstown car.
Magistrate Corrlgan warned the old
driver that only his gray hairs saved
blm.
"Hundreds," said Corrlgan, "might
have been shocked to death at th
sight"
Breaks Wrltt 8wattlng Fly.
Dubuque, la. Wlllard Stelner, a mr
sic teacher, while following the injuno
tion to "swat the fly." broke hit
wrist
Solerrtlflo Phenomenon.
While a plumb-line may be straight,
U is, curiously nongb, not always
vertical Irregularities of density la
the arost of the globe may produce
this phenomenon. A remarkable In
stance in point was found la the is
land of Porto Rico, where the devia
tion from the vortical is so great that
In mapping the Island the northern
and southern coast lines, as shows
tn the older maps, had each to be
moved Inward half a mile.
Seize Present Happiness,
With most people happiness Is
something that is always fust ft day
off. But I have made it a rule never
to put off being happy till tomorrow.
Dont accept notes for happiness, be
cease you'll find that when they're
doe they're never paid, but Just re
newed for another thirty days. Let
ters from a Belt-Made Merchant to
Els Bon.
Varied Irtetruotten.
Wise men are instructed by reason,
tnen of less understanding by expert
snoe, the most Ignorant by necessity.
-Unknown.
Granitevllle, Vt "I was passing
through the Change of Life and suffered
from nervousness
and other annoyin
symptoms, and
can truly saV that
Lydia JS. llnkham s
vegetable Com
pound has proved
worth mountains or
gold to me, na it
restored my noaitn
and strength. I
never forget to tell
my friends what
Lydia E. l'lnkham't
Vegetable Compound has done for mo
during this trying period. Complete
restoration to hoaltti means so much
to me that for tl Bake of other suffer
ing women I am willing to make my
trouble public bo you may puuiisti
this letter." Mrs. Ctias. Bakclay,
ll.r.D., Graniteville, Vt.
No other medicine for woman's Ills
has received Buch wide-spread and un
qualified endorsement. No other med
icine we know of has such a record
of cures as has Lydia E. Tinkham's
vegetable compound.
For more than 80 years It has been
curing woman's Ills such aa Inflamma
tion, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irreg
ularities, periodic pains and nervous
prostration, and it is unequallod for
carrying women safely through the
period oi cnange oi iiie.
Mrs. Pinkliam, at Lynn, Mass.,
Invites all sick women to write
her for ad vice. Her advice Is free,
w i m n a
ana aiwuys nuipiiu.
Drives awav FHe9, Mosquitoes and Gnats,
It protects horses and cattle from attacks
of insects, enabling them to feed and
sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight
and strength from worry caused ty
attacks of insects, and from the irritation
of their bites and stings. There is a
satisfaction in the relief it affords
domestic animals from the scourge of
maddening parasites and flies, besides the
profit in returns. Horses do more work
on less feed and cows yield more and
better milk when relieved from the frenzy
incited by con.stn.ntly fighting a swarm
of voracious, insatiable insects.
Four sizes, 25c, 50c, 75c and $1.2$.
Ask your merchant for it.
Hoyt Chkmicai. Co. roriland.-Gregon
Determination Wine.
The longer I live, the more I am
certain that the great difference be
tween men between the feeble and
the powerful, the great and the Insig
nificant la energy, Invincible deter
mination, a purpose once fixed, and
then death or vlotory. -Sir Foxwell
Dux ton.
Conquer Self-Distrust,
Belf-dlstrust is the cause of most of
our failures. In the assurance of
strength there Is strength, and they
are the weakest however strong, who
have no faith in themselves or their
powers. Dovee.
Learn How to Shake Hands.
Few people know how to shake
hands well; the general run of folk
either give a Ump paw and allow It
to be shaken, or else grasp yours in
theirs and nearly dislocate It with
their violence. London World.
Secret Cameras.
A number of secret cameras are on
the market One resembles a pair of
field glasses. While the photographer
la apparently looking at a distant
view he is In reality snapping the
unsuspecting person at his side.
Her Criticism.
"I wish Frits would write bis figures
tlaluer. I can't possibly tell from his
tter whether it is 1,000 or 10,000
tlsses that he sends me. Fliegende
Blaetter.
Going Up Aloft
A woman nine feot In height has felt
obliged to consult a specialist in dis
eases of the heart. Can you picture
that specialist, with stethoscope in
hand, going up a stepladdert Cleve
land Plain Dealer. t
Religion In Dally Life.
Your dally dutlos are part of your
religious life, Just as muoh as your
Sevotlons. Beecher.
A Tonic. Alterative and ResolveuL,-Th
beat remedy for Kidneys', Liver and Bowel.
Eradicates l'lmples. Eruptions and Disorders
of the Skin, l'urifles the lilood and gives
Tone, Streugtli aud Vigor to the entire aystaut.
j COFFER J
TEA SPICES
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rinpet In Qual'ty, Lartreet In Variety,
They nii'oC uvur- requlroiiiHii for cltkiiliig uu4
polishing shoes of Ail kinds aud colors.
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Does Not
Color Hair
Ayer's Hair Vlaor, as now
made from our new Improved
formula, does not stain or color
the hair even to the slightest
degree. Gray hair, white hair,
blonde hair Is not made a
shade darker. But It certainly
does stop falling hair. No
question about that.
f not fhangt Iht refer of Iht h!r.
A
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formula, with swob boiti.
Shew II to yoar
daotoy
Ask fcim onl II,
th.a dea a. .ays
Indeed, we believe it will stop every case
of falling hair unless there Is some very
unusual complication. something greatly
sffectlngtbs eenersl health. Tnen you
should coniuTt your physician Also ask
him sbouttbs new Ayer's Hair Vigor.
aIUd y th J. 0. Ajm C Lowell. Mass.
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that positively c'mtatb Ol.
sales
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ludle shoe dressing
Uitiose ana rviwiK-
and dhlMron'S boot and shoes, ski
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without ruUUIng, m -irreuoa
I) A SO V combination for Meaning and polishing
alfkln'la of rutwvtpr tail shoes, JSo. "Htar" site, luc
Ol'It It WII1TK make dirty eunva shoe
clean and w hile, in liquid form so It can ha
onlckly ud nUy applied. A spotise In every
jU'kaic, so always ready for use. Two sIkm, IS
Sua J5 Duma. .
If your dealer don not keep the Stud Ton want,
send us bis address sod the price la Stamp tot
a full slse parkaae.
WHITTEMORS BR08. & CO.,
20-e Albany St., Cambridge, Mae.
2m Vldett and Largest Aiiu'urr 0
Bho Polishes in the Wurld.
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