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A..' 'v. WHEN YOU GO TO PORTLAND. STOP AT THE NEW HOTEL FOSTER Third and Davis Streets, Near Depot 200 Room with Hot and Cold Running Water and Telephone. Free Bath. Rates 50c, 75c and $1.00 per Day Special rates for Room and Board. Free auto bus meets every train or boat Dainty Cutf Links, f Dainty cuff links may be mad of crochet buttons, sewing two together, like the parts of a dumb-bell link, with a strong thread loop of the right length, and buttonholing over It These links will not be lost like many oth ers. I The New Victims." ( "Wife (with paper) "Well, well! Elere's another aeroplane accident and, as usual, a lot of the Innocent bystanders hurt." Hub "Bystanders? You mean the Innocent understand- era." A Well-Known Name. A professor of Greek who was noted tor self-appreciation, bought a dozen collars and marked the first one with his full name and the others simply "Ditto." Everybody's Magazine. WE BUY OLD GOLD Highest prices paid for Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold Teeth, Etc. UNCLE MYEHS. Forty years in Portland. 71 Sixth, between Oak and Pine. lATENTS 1 give you I 1 Pmsom Service 0. 0. MARTIN, aoyice. moeilaSLcobs"" Wri,e ,or Information KODAKS SSilSfR Write for catatonia and literature. Developing and printing. Mail orders riven prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. J49 Third Street PORTLAND, ORE. HOWARD E. BURTON - Aswiyer and Chemlut, Leadville, Colorado, Specimen prices: Gold, flllvur. Lead 1. Hold, Silver, lie; Gold. fiOu; Zino er Copper, SI. Mulling envelopes a id full price llfft runt on application. Control and Umpire workeo lotted. But erence: Carbonate National Bank. GILLESPIE SCHOOL OF EXPRE3 SIGN. A training In the "speech arte" Is coming to be reg.-.rded as an essen tial . preparation for many vocations in life, not only In social, educational and professional lines, but also it the Industrial and commercial world The training offered by this school will be found suited to those pre paring for teaching; to all who are fitting themselves for platform work either as readers or speakers, and likewise to that large number of per sons who do not intend to become professional, but who aspire to a wider field of general culture, and to a fuller development of their In herent powers. The course of study Includes vo cal, physical and aesthetic culture; conversation and sight reading; lit erature, with analysis and Interpre tive rendering; repertoire, with the ory and criticism; character sketch ing, rhetoric and oratory; life study, personation and dramatic art. The school is regularly graded Into classes that are In session four hours per day, from Tuesdays to Saturdays, Inclusive. Individual work is done afternoons and evenings, either with the principal or with her assistants. A public class, to which all Interest ed are welcome, meets In the studio every Wednesday evening. The method of instruction discour ages both "cramming" and copying, and is not hampered by adherence to any set system, but strives, by the use of old systems, or by means that are new and original, to pro mote, In a psychological way, . a distinct Individual growth and devel opnient. Good library facilities, instructive and entertaining readings and lec tures, studio recitals and ample op portunity for public appearance are provided for all regular students. There Is also an organized club, the Euremolog, for the practice of de bate, extemporaneous speaking and parliamentary law. In addition to the purely educa tional advantages of the school, Its social and moral atmosphere is ol a high grade, tending toward the re flnement of manners and the build ing of character. The school is located at 534 Mor rlson street, Portland, Or. QUEER DISEASE IN CALIFORNIA Many Here Afflicted With Odd Ailment. Says Munyon. BOYNTON FURNACES Moat economical and effective for house and school heating. J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO. Front and Market Sts. Portland, Or. SEND FOR CATALOGUE. JUL) m REDUCED RATES on all Unas on account ASTORIA CENTENNIAL PAGEANT Ask your ticket agent for full details AUG. 1 0 to SEPT. 9 WMemoreb 1 Slide' Polishes 'Ineet In Qual'ty. Largest In Variety. They meet every requirement fv rtauiui- bd tolUbliig shoes of ail kinds and colors. Reassuring. Terrified Rider (In hired motor car): I say I say you're going much too fast Chauffeur Oh, you'll all right, sir. We always Insure our passengers. Bound to Be Discovered. If a man Is really reliable he doesn't have to devote much of his time, to ex ploiting that virtue; you are watched pretty closely, whether you know It or not Atchison Globe. mmimm Portland, Oregon X Resident and Dy rictiool for Girls in oharge of Bisters of St. John Baptist (Episcopal) OelleglaU, Aced.mle and Elsmsntsrr D.partmrots, atsiio, Art, Elocution, Oymnaiinm. For catalog address THE SISTER SUPERIOR Office 3Q, St. Helens Hall For Girls. Conducted by the SISTERS OF THE HOLY NAMES OF JESUS AND MARY. Grad,. Jtadsmli mnd CtlUtiaH Cturut. Muiic. Art. Elocution snd Commer cisl Depu. Kiddmt and Dat Siudmii. Refined Moral and IntellectualTralslnf. Write forAnnouncemcnt. Address SISTER SUPERIOR. St. Man'i A (admit, FmUni Grewsome Creatures Very Common In This State, Finds Expert on Special Diseases. -PORTLAND, ORWHT fnwliutes ran bf found envwhrre pointing to 0 'Mrtioal athe nnson for fttjr iriwrtaMt fur mm USINESS COLLEGE SEND FOR FREE FIRST LESSONS SECURED FOft STUDOfTS W C HHFMrnMOKTrWT .. asm Many California people are afflicted with a queer disease, according to a statement yesterday by Professor James M. Munyon. He made the fol lowing remarkable and rather grew some statement : "Many persons who came to my headquarters at The Owl Drug company, San Francisco, think they are suffering from simple stom ach trouble, when in reality they are the victims of an entirely different disease that of tape worm. These tape worms are huge internal para sites, which locate in the upper bowel and consume a large percentage of the nutriment in undigested food. They sometimes grow to a length of forty to sixty feet. One may have a tape worm for years and never known the cause of his or her chronic ill health. "Persons who are suffering from one of these creatures become nerv ous, weak and irritable, and tire at the least exertion. The tape worms rob one of ambition and vitality and strength, but they are rarely fatal. "The victim of this disease is apt to believe that he is suffering from chronic stomach trouble, and doctors for years without relief. This is not the fault of the physicians he con sults, for there is no absolute diagno sis that will tell positvely that one is not a victim of tape worm. "The most common symptom of this trouble is an abnormal appetite. At times the person is ravenously hungry and cannot get enough to eat. At other times the very sight of food is loathsome. There is a gnawing, faint sensation at the pit of the stom ach, and the victim has headaches, fits of dizziness and nausea. He cannot sleep at night and often thinks he is suffering from nervous prostration. "I have a treatment which has had wonderful success in eliminating these great creatures from the system. In the course of its regular action in aid ing digestion, and ridding the blood, kidneys and liver of impurities, it has proven fatal to these great worms. If one has a tape worm, this treatment will, in nine cases out of ten, stupefy and pass it away, but if not, the treatment will rebuild the run-down person, who is probably suffering from stomach trouble and a general anaemic condition. My doctors re port marvelous success here with this treatment. Fully a dozen persons have passed these worms, but they are naturally reticent about discussing them, and of course we cannot violate their confidence by giving their names to the public. Letters addressed to Professor J. M. Milnyon, care Owl Drug Co, San Fran cisco, Cal., will receive as careful at tention as though the patient called in person. Medical advice and consulta tion absolutely free. Not a penny to pay. Varying Opinions of Man. Man has been defined by Aristotle as "a reasoning animal;" by Plato as "a political animal;" by Dante aa "a ridiculous animal;" by Varchl and by John Fiske as "an Improvable ani mal;" and Boerhave calls him "mud worked ud by the hand of God." Cause Enough. Tou think the will marry again T" "I consider It probable. Her late but band left aome tobacco coupons, but not enough to get anything with." Washington Herald. AH HDD Hi Philanthropist Gives Kansas College a Cemetery In Time This Unique Gift la Ex pected to Net More Than One Million Dollars to Bene ficiaries. Topeka, Kan. Nearly all college have large endowments of money, se curities and real estate given by friends and by people interested in the cause of education. The funds are all Invested In bonds, stocks and real estate, which do exceptionally well It they return more than five or six per oent on the Investment Many re ligious organlzatipns have similar en dowments. But Washburn college of Topeka and the Topeka Young Men's and Young Women's Christian as sociations have one of the most novel endowments In the country. It is a cemetery and as far as known this Is the only college In the United States which numbers among its chief as sets a share In the profits of a ceme tery. Many churches have cemeteries, but the Topeka Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. are believed to be the only non sectarian religious organizations with an endowment of this kind. A. B. Whiting, a Topeka merchant, decided to leave a permanent endow ment to the two Topeka Institutions. He selected $25,000 as the beginning of his endowment and then began casting about for some plan of invest ment which would actually net the greatest Income to the three Institu tions to which he desired to contrlb uate. He investigated all kinds of business ventures, bond and stock returns and real estate Investments and finally decided upon a cemetery as the best possible Investment tor the college and Christian associations. His Investment of the modest endow ment is expected to return to the col lege and the two young people's asso ciations considerably more than a mil lion dollars before the sources oC revenue from the sale of lots In the cemetery are cut off. Mr. Whiting bought the Mount Hope cemetery grounds, 160 acres, one and one-half miles west of Topeka. The land alone cost $16,000 and left 19,000 D41SYFLY I ril i1adaiirriit- tram . kill til file. Neat, clean, ornamental, conven i en t, cheap, LaaUftll uo. Cam' t .pill Of tio over, will not soil or injure Btiything. Guaranteed enect lv. Of all dealer of sent prepaid for 20c. HAKOI.D HOMERS 160 II Kalb At. BrvukljBa U.K. OSTEOPATHIC SANITARIUM DR. MEAD 0. COON. Physician. Thorouahly equipped, lteatitiful lorntlou. Treats all Uewi. riiieulnlixts in ChroDlo, Kerrous snd Femnle Troahlrs. Tumors sad Uoitern removed without the knife. Just out o Vancouver. tVirrespondonce soiioited. Ea suinstion free. Addrews MEADOW GLADE OSTEOPATHIC SANITARIUM PUsi Msasr 30S, Vumna Eidungt, Bittlef rd, Wuk. "1 - - OIl-T EDGE the only Indies shoe dreing ihM positively contains OlL. Macks and PoUshea Udles' and children's boots and shoes, ahlnes without ruhhlnir. 2V. "French Oloss," luc. DAN 1) V combination for cleaning and polishing all kinds of russet or tan shoes, use. "Star slie, loo. Ol It'K WHITE makes dirty enn vaa shoos elean and white, In liquid form soil can l.e qtil"kly and enaly applied. A sponfte In every pVkiip so always ready for use. Two sizes, 10 If jour dealer does not keep the kind you want, end us his address and the price in stomps for a full site package. WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO., SO-M Albany St., Cambridge. Mass, 1 Oldest and Largest Manufacturers of Shoe Polisliet in the World. jCOFFEEC ). TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT" 11 M! CIsPSSETADEYEiS 'PORTLAND. OREjl The Dawn of Scientific Knowledge Learn a Profession where the de mand is greater than the supply. Honorable, Dignified, Lucrative Write for Literature and Information. It will be to YOUK advantage. Invalids and others needing skilled treatment write for particulars. 409 Commonwealth Bldg., Portland, Or. COME TO PORTLAND AND BE CURED IN FIVE DAYS VARICOSE VEINS, HERNIA, BLOOD POISON No severe operations, many cases permanently cured in one treatment. Most time-saving, most natural, Dost safe. A radical and permanent care. I give my word and will cite yon toother medical authorities that tis is a fact. I am cer tainly prepared to cure by experience and equipment, which are the keystones to success. I have the best equipped medical ollice on the Coast I will ji ve $5uu to any charity as guarantee that every statement in tbisaiinouneeinentli true. I invite you to come to my oilice. I will explain to you my treatment for Varicose Veins, Hernia, Nervous Debility ISlood Poison, Piles, Fistula, Bladder, Kidney, Proetatie and all Men's Ailments and give yon FKEK a physical examina tion; if necessary a microscopical and chemical analysis of aecretiona, to determine pathological and bacterioloirical con. ditions. Every man should take advantage of this oppor tunity to learn their true condition. A ptrmantnt Curt it vhat vow vanf. A permanent Oir w what 1 pits. WRITTEN GUARANTEE My written guarantee means a cure or ruj pay. I guarantee to cure certain ailments or refund every dollar you hare paid. My services cost you nothing unless I cure your Varicose Veins, Hernia, Piles, Fistula, iilood Pol aon. or any ailment I guarantee to cure. Terms are reasonable and no more than you are able and willing to pay for benefits. Ofles hoars A. M. to T. it. taassyt. 10 A. M. te 1 1. It. V- Sv A, G. Smith M. D. I sa the saly cstoaiist ia roniaaa' wae soes a sdvemse a tcntisas asiae or tbotofnas. I sablisb mr trot taatofrsps. correct Basse sai senaaalhr Wilis' set air odbce. "Ml" Ft M.0OO rOIStM I ik Piofcuor Eiiruca i wututertal new dis covery. "606" ia cues of Specific Blooa Pouos. It cure, in one treat ment sua Is the (nates! marvel of SKdlcal science. Tsis new remedy an pern racrm'd'T o-eq :nthooan.-ii e'dfer I e -r.eeT?i;Ti rrro yon ID k fi fill ITU MIlEalBOH It., COK. BECOM Ulfs As Hi OWI I n roKtLAiD. OKiaoi I 0,TMC 1 IGlMPUXlOrJ V I f sasMMsw loraafVekTTj(3. 1 Was Equal to the Occasion. The elder Sothern, the creator of (ho Lprd Dundreary fame, was es tremely sensitive to Interruptions of any sort. Seeing a man In the act of leaving his hox during the delivery of one of the actor's best speeches he Ehouted out: "HI, you sir, do you know there Is another act?" The of fender was equal to the occasion, how ever; he turned to the actor and an swered cheerfully: "Oh, yes; that's why I'm going!" In Lighter Vein. THE TRUTH ABOUT BLUING. Talk No. I. Avoid liquid bluing. Every drop f water is adulteration. Half a cent's worth of blue in a large bottle filled with water is sold for 6 cents or 10 cents in many places. Always use RED CROSS BALL BLUE, the blue that's all blue. A large two-oz. package, all blue, sells for 5 cents, or 4-oz. for 10 cents. De lights the laundress. AT ALL GOOD GROCERS. Our Life's Work. We are not sent Into this world to do anything Into which we cannot put our hearts. We have certain work to do for our bread and that is to he lone strenuously; other work to do for our delight and that is to be done heartily; neither Is to be done by halves or shifts, but with a will; and what 1b not worth this effort Is not to be done at all. John Ruskln. Y. M. C. A. EXPANDS. When You ThM l iCl Of the pain which many women experience with every month it makes the gentleness and kindness always associ ated with womanhood seem to be almost a miracle. While in general no woman rebels against what she re gards as a natural necessity tkere is bo woman who would not gladly be tree from this reourring period of pain. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription makes weak women strong and tick women well, and Hives them freedom from pain. It establishes regularity, subdues latlam motion, heals ulceration and cures te male weakness. Sick women are invited to consult Dr. Pierca by letter, free. All correspondence atrintlv confidential. . Write wtthout fear and without fee to World's Disoensarv M.oV cal Association, R. V. Pierce, M. D., President, Buffalo, N.Y. ' ' If you want book that tells all about woman's diseases, and how to etira them at home, send 21 one-cent stamp, to Dr. Pierce to pay cost of ma?Hnl enfy, and he will send yoirM copy of hi. great thou.and-page il uTtr. ed SSir' up;:-date edition-ia paper ' ; GILLESPIE SCHOOL OF EXPRESSION I 534 Morrison St., Portland, Oregon. . Two-year courses for teachers, readers and public speakers. Graduates after complatlnf two years of post-Kraduate work, granted professional diplomas. Continuous classes from 9 to 1 o'clock, five days per week. Individual lessons with either the principal or ths assistants, ! afternoons and evenings. ; EMMA W. GILLESPIE, Principal. As Uncle Eben 8ees It. "Do reasun," said Uncle Eben, "dat tome men walks de floor because of lelr debts is because it's warmer an' mo' comf'abl dan glttln' out and buildln' fences or shovelln' snow." Cemetery Entranoe and Donor. to begin the improvement work. This was four years ago and the permanent Improvement work of the cemetery has been going on ever since and will continue forever. The property has been deeded to a board of trustees, of which Mr. Whiting is president and also general superintendent of the cemetery. This board has been incor porated for 1,000 years and it Is bound to maintain the cemetery forever. No grave can ever be neglected, as under the terms of the charter the board Is compelled to set aside a certain part of its revenue to go into a perpetual care fund, the interest on this fund being sufficient to care for the prop erty. The college and the Christian asso ciations receive two-thirds of the en tire sum obtained from the sale of lots in the cemetery, and they cas use the money for any purpose they decide. No one except the actual work ers In the cemetery receive a salary and no dividends except to the col lege and Christian associations are declared. The college receives about one half of the total amount received from the sale of lots. The Young Women's Christian association re ceives the next largest share and the Y. M. C. A. the next division. All the rest of the money from the sale of lots and the amount received for open ing graves and caring for lots goes Into the perpetual care fund of the cemetery. New Booklet Just Out Can Be Had for the Asking. The Portland Young Men's Chris tian Association Is about to enter upon a new era In its work, in ex tending the advantage of Its educa tional department to the entire state. While a great majority of the 1400 students enrolled In night and day classes are residents of Portland, yet a large and Increasing number are now enrolling from towns and cities outside of Portland. The different courses offered in clude a full Commercial course, comprising Shorthand, Bookkeeping and related subjects; a college pre paratory course, a graded course In elementary subjects for bys and vocational courses euch as plumbing, carpentry, sheet metal, bricklaying, electrical work, automobile repair and driving. Many students trained In these classes are now occupying Important positions in the buslnesa houses of Portland. An attractive booklet entitled "Ac tivities" has Just been issued by the association and contains a statement of all Educational Courses. The Edu cational Director will mail this book let to all persons wno desire It. Classes for day school open Sep tember 5th, night classes September 25th. From present indications an unusually large registration is antici pated. Wealth Not Always Advantage, Advantage, opportunity, ohance, luck! They are all on the side of the boy born In obscurity, brought up in poverty. Provided he be endowed with the will that brooks no obstacle, with the mental ability to conceive great thoughts, to plan great undertakings, the boy is all the more blessed who li not handicapped by wealth. Precise. Mrs. Iloyle Who was the best man at your wedding? Mrs. Doyle There were only two in the wedding party, and so It is proper to call on the better man. Big 8tlok for Cupid. In a few isolated cases it would be better if Cupid could throw away bis bow and arrow and break the monot ony by swinging a club. are the safest and most reliable cathartic and system cleanser. The best remedy for Torpid Liver, Biliousness and Sick Headache. At Druggists' or by Mall, 25 Cants Hoyt Cbgmicax. Co. Portland, Oaxooif MY DAUGHTER WAS CURED By Lydia E. PInkham's Vegetable Compound Ttolfimnro AM "T spnrt von here. irith the picture of my fifteen year old 1 1 1 i.i.i I i I iii.i i.i il I i.i.i i in '1,1 1, nnrl,f u Alli'A whfl was restored to health by Lydia E. rinkham's Vegeta- Die uompouna. onu was nalo. with dark circles under her eyes, weak and irri tnliln. Two different doctors treated her and called it Green Sickness, but she grew worse all tho Hmo T.vrlia'R.Pink. lam's Vegetable Compound was rec im,iilnil onrl offer t.akliio-three hot. rillUIMllllVU Ht.v. ......... v.. lies she has regained "?r health, thanka io your medicine. I can recommend it inr. oil fomnin Trnim pa ." Mrs. 1.. Dorkkan, 1103 Rutland Street, Balti more, Ma, TTi-inriY-ofla nf cnr-Vi Inttfvra f rnm moth sra expressing their gratitude for what Lydia E. rinkhams Vegetable Com- tteen received by the Lydia E. Pinkham . ,. . . . t ir ueuicme company, iyim, ju.uas. Young Girls, llccd This Advice. r.irla whn riro troubled with Bainful r irregular periods, backache, head- iche, uragging-uown sensauons, lumu. Ing spells or indigestion, should take immediate action and be restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound, j nousanus nave otstsu restored to neaiin uy us use. Writ a to Mrs. i'inkliam. LvniL Mass., tor advice, free. WkZ lilfe If You Want To Win Back Your Health TRY HOSTETTERS STOMACH BITTERS It is a great help in cases of Stomach and Bowel Ills or Malarial Disorders. Try it today. Wonderful Mexico. Mexico is a country of wonderful re sources. As far as mining and agr culture goes It is superior to somi good parts of the United States. Ths climate in some places is In man; ways about as fine aa anywhere in the world. With the right population in Mexico it would mean train loads ol food and minerals and billions of doV Jargs for the rest of the world. Too know a long time ago Canada wai thought to be only fit for furring, Ashing and trapping, and all the world thought Canada was but a dreary waste of ice plains with plenty ol mountains of useless snow. But to day you see where Canada is and maybe in another ten years Mexico will undergo a greater change In lb self and in the opinion of the world than has Canada. Deep Mines Don't Pay. There is little or no ground for th belief that valuable metallic deposits lie very deep In the earth's crust With few exceptions, qre deposits be come too lean to repay working below 8,000 feet. Nine mines in ten, tak ing the world as a whole, are poorei in the second thousand feet than in the first thousand, and poorer yet la the third thousand than in the seoond, Luminous Human Eye. A scientist claims that the eye la so luminous that a 'person seated In a totally dark room can see the move ment of his arm by the light of hli own eyea. l-"s-)i YZ' Lost and Found a. fVBart. Nothing eema 8o hopelessly lost, when it is lost, as a heart; yet noth ing, when it is lost, Is by the expert, ence of the centuries so absolute! certain of recovery. Puck. KANSAS HAS A STORM DRILL Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats. It protects fiorsea and cattle from attacks of insects, enabling them to feed and ileep in peace. It prevents loss of weight and strength from worry caused by ittacVs of insects, and from the irritation of their .bites and stings. There is a tatisfaction in the relief it affords domestic animals from the scourge of oiaddening parasites and flies, besides the profit in returns. Horses do more work n less feed and cows yield more and setter milk when relieved from the frenzy .ncited by constantly fighting a swarm f voracious, insatiable insects. Four sias, ?sc, 50c, 75c and i.5 Isk your merchant for it. 3oyt Chemical Co. Portland, Oregon School Cyclone Cellars Are Becoming Popular Since Twisters Are More Frequent Puplls Unsasy. Leavenworth, Kan. Under an order of the school board of Brown county every schoolhouse within Its borders will hereafter be supplied with a cy clone cellar, to which the teacher must lead her pupils whenever any sign of a twister appears in the sky. The cyclone drill is now a part of the dally school routine, Instead of the fire drill in city schools. Brown county Is where fully a third of the school houses were destroyed by a tornado. 80 many pupils were hurt and scared that It was decided that a place of refuge must be provided at each school. The parents of the youngsters were unanimous for this reform. Practi cally every farmer In that section, which seems peculiarly susceptible to violent windstorms, has what Is known in Kansas as "a 'frald hole," and there Is no reason why their chil dren shouldn't be equally protected. More than $100,000 will be expended in new achoolbouses In the country, Instead of the old white school house of pioneer days each will be a modern brick building, with a basement for the furnace and a specially construct ed cellar of refuge. Before and After. Why la It that It pleases a married woman to be called "Miss" and makes a single woman mad to be called "Mrs.?" What do the glrla want Cleveland Plain Dealer. No Sharing Profits. M. Paul was a grocer in a French town. Rats overran the place and a price of two sous a head was placed upon them by the town council. M. Paul's errand boy, working early and late, managed to slay 00 rats la the cellars and attics of the shop. The boy took them to the town ball, and, returning jubilant to the grocer's, ihowed M. Paul the nine francs he bad gained. The grocer held out his palm. "Hand the money over," he laid. "You knew very well those rati were mine, not yours!" Constipation causes and aggravates Tiany serious diseases. It is thorough y cured by Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pel ets. Tho favorite family laxative. A Catastrophe. A cat was being chased along the roof of a New York building. It lost Its balance and foil on a boy who was Handing on a balcony on the second Boor. The startled boy fell In his turn, landing on a baby carriage, for tunately empty, which another boy was wheeling In the street. The first boy dislocated his wrist; the cat was killed. Mothsra will find Mrs. WlntloWi Bonthlng lyrup tii best romedr to use for thair children luilDK tb toetliiuK ixirlixl. A HEALTHY, HAPPY OLD AGE May be promoted by those who 0 - " a Sently cleanse the system, now and len, when in need of a laxative remedy, by taking a deseitspoonful of the ever refreshing, wholesome and tiuly beneficial Syrup of Figs ind Elixir of Senna, which is the only family laxative generally ap proved by the most eminent phy sicians, because it acts in a natural, itrengthening way and warms and tones up the internal organs without weakening them. It is equally benefi icialfor the very young and the mid dle aged, as it is always efficient and free from all harmful ingredients. To get its beneficial effects it is always necessary to buy the genuine, bear ing the name cf the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front ol every package. A Lost Art. Another art has been lostl There aas a time when the elegant woman ok a legitimate pride In her manner f ascending a stair. In this day of levators, If there still exist women irho have the manner, there are few italrs worthy to serve as a stage on which they may exhibit It. Shake Into Your Shoes UIpti's Foot-Easo. a powder for tha feet It eurea .aiiiful, Hwollen, smarting, awnatins; feot Makea rr HhoeB cany. Holil by all Druififistaand Shoa itores. IWt acrept any substitute. Sample ''HEIJ. Address A. H. Olmsted. La Itoy. N. X. No Time Wasted, Oiaf Larson, working in a millinery varehouse, backed Into an elevator ihaft and fell down five stories with a oad of boxes. Horror-stricken, the ither employes ruBhed down the italrs, only to find him picking hinv iclf unharmed out of the rubbish. 'Ess de boss mad?" he whispered lautlously. "Tal' 'em Ay had to come lown for nails anyway." Success kfagazlne. Envelopes for Packing. Envelopes used In packing, small ar Icles will be found better than boxes, is they take up less room. 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