Purify Your Blood The cause of pimples, boils and oth- tr eruptions, as well as of that tired feeling and poor appetite, which are so common In the spring, Is impure and Impoverished blood. The best way to purify and enrich the blood, as thousands of people know by experience, is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla Accept no substitute, but Insist on caving Hood's. Get it today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. OWARD E. BURTON Asimver sn Chemliit, Luudville. Cnloruilo. Huummen tiriimi! iinid. lllver, Load, tl. Gold, Silver. Gold, Wet Zino ir Copper, $1. Mulling envelopes sad fall prfteliss lent on appMcution. Control ond.TTmplro work to Kicea. twieronuei uaroonate national nut MOHAIR wLE.rd Write Today for Prices . THE H. F. NORTON CO. 113 and 315 Front St PORTLAND, ORE. KODAKS Rpf'ES; Write for catalogues and literature. Developing ind printing. Mail order given prompt attention Portland i-taoto Supply Co. 149 Third Street PORTLAND, ORB. are the safest and most reliable cathartic and system cleanser. The best remedy for Torpid J,iver, Biliousness and Sick Headache. At Druggists' or by Mall, 25 Cents Hoyx Chemical Co. Portland, Oreqon BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL You tf (he noil thorough instructions in driving prur teal work nat cat be produced, (1st HUie work, drill press and iorgmg. Fiueh equipped nacbie shop and tdwel room. Tuition, lee $35 cash; $40 payments $10 per week. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL 4 REALTY COMf ANY. East 23d and Morrison. Portland, Or. INSIST UPON WESTERN Gr Kerosene MANTLES L. A. KLEIN & CO.. Inc., Distributers 28 Front Street Portland, Ore -J Skylights Tanks Gutters Down Spouts Steel Ceiling . C. BAYER 204 Market Portland. Oregon SEND FOR CATALOGUE. I Will 171 Vi or 8 case of Stomach Trou i win Jjivc ble Neurology will not cure. $500.00 Sickuor,Yejxou "i"1 my twwaww new booklet Neurology, the Way to Health." Mailed free. DR. H. W. FREEZE, Neurologist 308 Merchants Trust Bids., Portland, Ore. FARMS, ACREAGE CITY REAL ESTATE AND HOMES 130 Railway Exchange Building, Portland, Or. KILL YOUR MOLES, GOPHERS AND OTHER RODENTS Whitney's Rodent Torch will do the work. Fully tested at Lewis and Clark Fair and O. A. C. Address M. T. WHITNEY, Chitwood, Or. ALCOHOL OPIUM TOBACCO Habits Positively Cured. Only authorized Kasler In titrate in Oregon. Write- ror lllastrntea eirraimr. sEttEY iNSTITUn. 71 1. 1 1 TO H. snvnHtjBnniMnnwnT rlliU iVfc iflthn PACIFIC COLLEGE OF CHIROPRACTIC 109 Commonwealth Bldg., Portland, Or. Prospective students write for information. Open and private Clinic, morning, afternoon and ivenintr. Invalids and others desiring skilled at tendance should write for rooms to the College or Greiner's Chiropractic Health Home , MATILDA M. GREINER, D. C, Superintendent. 77i Williams Avenue, Portland, Oregon Trained nurses, skilled operators and the best Chiropractic advice in consultation in every case. COFFEfOj TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER . EXTRACTS , uuoi ruum i! CLOSSFTfiDEVFRS Isrwri tun nar ' 1 FOR YEARS Housewives have used a cloth to protect their hair while sweeping, but nothing to protect their lungs, causing irritation and inflamma tion Dust Is both dangerous and annoying. You would refuse water that was not clean, but continue to breathe polluted atmosphere and never complain. NO-DUST SWEEPING COMPOUND Is chemically prepared, absorbs tiie dust and dis ease germs, saves doctors' bills. Make your premises dust clean" by using Sweeping Compound; burn the sweepings. NO-DUST No. 1. for household use. Jn 5 and 10-lb. cans, S5c and 60c. grocers; 7Mb metal drums. 12.50. NO-DUST No. 1 for business places, 75-lb. drums, $2.25; 150-lb. barrels, $4.00; 210-lb. bar rels, $6.00: f. o. b. Portland. Order by mall or through your grocer or druggist. Send for circulars. CRESCENT CHEMICAL CO. 625 Washington St, Portland, Ore. BIQ FIRMS EVADE TAX LAWS Deceive the United States In Salary Returns Office Boys at $10,000 a Year. Denver, Colo. Somewhere In Den ver there are several maybe a scora of office boys who are drawing fabu lous salaries for opening mall and running errands. The boys don't know that they are drawing these sal aries of $3,000 or 5,000, or even J10, 000 a year, but they are Just the same. But It Is only in the reports of an nual net Incomes that are being made to the United States Internal revenue officers by Denver corporations that these salaries appear. Under corporation tai law salaries are deducted from the net total sum taxable. Revenue officers say the total of salaries this year as shown by the returns has taken an enormous Jump. If some of the reports are true, they say, there are many firms In Denver who are giving away money every day. Then there are salaries Hated for employes now living ' in three-room fiats that, if really paid, would enable them to live In mansions. A REAL DIGESTIVE HELP If the stomach is too weak to properly digest your food try HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS It strengthens, tones and invigorates the en tire digestive system. Start today, YOU'LL ACKNOWLEDGE ITS SUPERIORITY Ice Good for Hair. Explorers say that the frigid tones give Immunity from common colds. But no recent explorer seems to have mentioned the old belief that long so journs among the ice are good for the hair. This was the firm conviction of whaling skippers in the days when Dundee was the port for the Arctic. It was said that even the baldest of seamen contrived to grow a passable crop of hair before returning. Greatest Little Invention. The greatest little Invention that has been given to the world is tb lucifer match. It' was invented In 1827. It Is small, but like Portla'i candle, It has shed a great light iota the world. It gave man mastery oi fire. Before this fire had been a con trary hired man, but now it becamf an obedient servant A Poor Job.' "Tea, sir," said the great financier, proudly, as he flicked the ash from his 18-penny cigar, "I am the architect oi my own fortune." "Well," rejoined th friendly critic, "all I've got to say ia that It's a lucky thing for you ther were no building inspectors around when you were constructing it." Ex change, An Important Art. The art of being agreeable should be instilled Into every girl in the schoolroom. This is far more impor tant to the average girl, and far more conducive to her general happiness in life than much of the useless "cram ming" which forms so large a part of many a school curriculum. Gentle woman. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 60c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Guesswork in Lire. Silence and solitude are also won derful solvers of problems and guess ers of riddles. There is a good deal of guesswork to this life. It's not all logic. It's not all a choice between two goods. Many of these mysteries can never be unraveled, and we have to take a chance at them, do the best we can and let them go. A Hard Road to Travel. A drunken man, whom a friend was trying to bring to his home some miles away, was constantly crossing from one side of the road to the other, so his friend said to him: "Come on. .Tat, come on; the road is long." "I know tt is long," said Pat; "but It Isn't the length of it, but the breadth of it that's killing me." U Fann's "Irish tife She Hasn't Changed. Emancipated womaA Is nothing more than human; I think that you may safely set that down. A woman I could mention wouldn't go to the convention because she didn't have a stylish gown. Washington Herald. To Clean Gloves. A mixture of finely powdered full er's earth and alum la excellent for cleaning white gloves. It should be rubbed la well, then brushed off. and the glovea sprinkled with dry bran aid whitlag. SKIN IN COLD STORAGE CUTICLE KEPT ON ICE FOR A MONTH IS STILL ALIVE. 'hyslclans Discover That Skin Taken from the Human Body May Be Kept In Healthy Condition Indefinitely. Philadelphia, Pa. Through the suc cessful outcome, of an operation, per formed on 18-year-old Anna Windt, the physicians at the Samaritan hospital have made a discovery which may be of Incalculable benefit In the grafting of skin. The discovery is that skin taken from the human body may be kept in a healthy condition for an in definite period and that it may then be used to replace skin that has been burned or otherwise destroyed. Early this year a man entered the Samaritan hospital to have an opera tion performed. This operation in cluded the removal of thirty-two square inches of skin from his abdo men. Dr. Babcock had this carefully rolled up and put on ice until he should be ready for the experiment. This was made thirty-five days after the skin had been removed from the male patient. Twenty square inches were taken, smoothed out, and care fully put in place on the girl's arm. For several days the arm was ex amined minutely and then it became apparent that the frozen skin was "ta king hold" to the natural skin with as much firmness as if it had been taken directly from living: flesh. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar coated, easy to take aa candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow els and cure constipation. The Successful Men. Perhaps It is more than true that half of the great college buildings in the land are splendid gifts from "Vil lage Chumps," who broke away from home because they could not find a chance to expand or express them selves In their native two-by-four town, and never, or hardly ever aft er, got the first ghost of a show or the spare time to acquire an educa tion. Ahead of Optimist The man who accepts calamity when it hits him as so much necessary medicine administered for his own good, and makes no ugly face when swallowing defeat, even If he admits It, is not to be classed as a pessimist. Such a man Is far ahead of the optim ist who insists he never had anything handed him and fools himself, as he often does others. Flies and Mosquitoes carry disease germs, especially Malaria, Chills, nml Fe ver. Two or three dnps of llamlins Wis ard Oil on the inject trite will take out all the poison. Btops that itch, too. Welsh Rabbit Recipe. "You are a great success with a chafing dish," said the admiring guest "Tell us how you manage it?" "It's very simple," replied Mr. Crosslots. "You take everything your wife has set out on the table for you and put it Into the chafing dish. Then you light the alcohol lamp underneath and with a large spoon stir the mixture vigorously until your wife tells you to stop." In Different Circumstances. "Hurry, dear!" exclaimed the hus band.' "The fire Is gaining. We must get out Haven't you got your clothes onT "Oh, I can't go out this way," she screams. "I couldn't find any thing to put on but my bathing suit, and I'm not going to face all that crowd In it!" Life, AFTER 7 YEARS SUFFERING fir I Was Cured by Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound Waurika, Okla. "I had female trou bles for seven years, was all run down. and so nervous I could not do any. thing. The doctors treated me for dif ferent things but did me no good. I got so bad that I could not sleep day or night. While in this condition I read of Lydia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound, and began its use and wrote to Mrs. Pinkham for advice. In a short time I had gained my average weight and am now strong and well." Mrs. Sallie Stevens, K. F. D., 2fo. 8, Box 81, Waurika, Okla. Another Grateful Woman. Huntington, Mass. "I was in a ner. tous, run down condition and for three years could find no help. "I owe my present good health to Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and lilood Purifier which 1 be lieve saved my life. "My doctor knows what helped me and does not say one word against it." Mrs. Mari Janette Bates, Box 184, Huntington, Mass. Because your case is a difficult one, floctors having done you no good, do not continue to suffer without giving Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound a trial. It surely has cured many cases of female ills, such as in flammation, ulceration, displacements, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodio pains, backache, that bearindowij Xteliug, and nervous, prostration. ONE GOOD CIGAR IS WASTED Man In Arkansas Failed In His At tempt to Bribe Agent Into Giv ing Him Lower Berth. "Do you know what time the nexv train will pass through here going north?" asked a man who had been compelled to stay over night in a small town In Arkansas. "There will be one In about twenty minutes," replied the ticket agent "Bully! Do you ever smoke?" "Yes, sometimes." "Here's a cigar that I bought In Dal las. You can't get anything like It in this town. I think you'll enjoy it. They charge 17 cents apiece by the thousand for that brand." "Thanks. I'm afraid it may spoil my taste, but I'll take a chance on it. Just the same." "Say, can you fix me out with a lower berth for St. Louis?" "I can telegraph to have one re served for you on the train that passes through here at 5:30 tomorrow morning." "No, no; I Want to go on the train that's coming now. Can't you fix me out on that one?" "Nope. I'm very sorry I can't do It." "Oh, come on! you can arrange It some way." "No, it's impossible." "Well, I'll have to fix it with the conductor, then, I suppose." "You won't be able to get a berth from him." "I won't, eh! Yen watch me. There's a sleeper on the train, isn't there?" "No." "What! No sleeper? What kind of trains do you run on this line, anyhow?" "Well, this one that's coming la a freight train." n-Kf-Sntim, --a 1 -to. Stomach Blood and " , Liver Troubles Much sickness starts with weak stomach, and consequent poor, impoverished blood. Nervous and pale-people luck good, rich, red blood. Their stomachs need invigorating for, after all, a man can be no stronger than his stomach. A remedy that makes the stomach strong and the liver ' active, makes, rich red blood and overcomes and drives out disease-producing bacteria and cures a whole multi tude of diseases. Cet rid of yoar Stomach Weakness end Liver Laziness by taking a coarse ot Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery the ireat Stomach Restorative, Liver Inviiorator and Blood Cleanser. You can't afford to accept any medicine of unknown composition as a substitute for "Golden Medical Discov cry," which is a medicine op known composition, having a complete list of ingredients in plain English on its bottle-wrapper, same being attested as correct under oath. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate Stomach, Liver and Bowels. atfajflilc :HTtH;tfiJ 3 if liiffii fit, ISESJ W. fESTAB.I 1876 WTL L. DOUGLA Overworked. "My husband," said Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego, "went on a strike the other day." "Why, I didn't know he worked at any regular Job," said Mrs. Selldom Holme. "O, yes; he winds the clock once a week, and always has done it on Mon day morning, but last Monday he kicked. He says It's an eight-day clock, and, by George, he's going to let the blamed thing run eight days hereafter without touching it! Saves him six windings in a year. You'd think, to hear him rant about It, that he's the first man who ever found that out. Some men are so peculiar." "No," said Mrs. Selldom-Holme; "they're all alike." My husband feeds the chickens on the same plan." CHA8INQ HIM. First Country Sheriff Is he an actor with a following. Second Country Sheriff He had about 200 following last night. Not for the Cook After All. "Madam, I have an attachment for your cook." "Well, call after nine o'clock, and go to the rear door." "But that is after working hours." "I know it. We do not permit court ing in the kitchen until after working hours, my good man." "Courting nothing! I ain't no police man! This is an attachment for the stove, an' she said you told her to or der it" $2-5 3 32& 4 Shoes M5 Douglas Spring Styles include more Snappy and Up-to-Date Shapes in Oxfords and High Cuts than ever before produced. W.L.Douelas warrants everv nair of his shoos to hold thoir sliane. look and fit better and wear lunger than any othor make, giving. you Hotter value lor the money tiian you can obtain olsewuere. tff-BEWARE OF SUBSTITUTES.-? The genuine have W. L,. Douglas name anil the retail ' price stamped on the bottom, which guarantees full value : and protects the wearer HiraliiHt high prlcei and inferior Mine. If your df tiler cannot anpuly you with the genuine W.L.Douulns dlioea, writa BOYS SHOES for Mitil Order 1'hihIok. Shoes ent dlrmt from fm-tory to wearer, nil chaws prepaid. W, L. loiaiclna, 115 Npnrlt St., ltrai.-k.tou, Mu, $2.00,$ 2.50 4S3.00 Knew a Thing or Two. The farmer had bought a pair of shoes in the city shop. "Now, can't I sell you a pair of Bhoe-trees?" sug gested the clerk. "Don't git fresh with me, sonny." replied the farmer, brist ling up; "I don't believe shoes kin be raised on trees any niore'n I believe rubbers grow on rubber plants, or oysters on oyster plants, b'gosh!" Moth win find Mrs. Wlnttlow Soothlna Syrup the best remedy to uso foi their ciiildruu luring the teething period. To Stop Bloeding at the Note. Introduce by means of a probe a small piece of lint or soft cotton, pre viously dipped into some mild styp tic, as a solution of alum, white vit riol, creosote, or even cold water. This will generally prove successful. but if It should fall, cold water may be snuffed up the nostrils. If these remedies fall, and If the bleedlnr be very profuse, medical advice should be obtained. lOO YKARS OJLL Waste Land Grows Rubber. Wide reaches of waste land on the Island of Singapore are now being set out in rubber plants, which seem to do well. In Malacca there were for merly square miles of land covered with lalang, the hiding place of tigers and other big game, which have been transformed into fine rubber plantations. Irrigation to Reclaim Island. The Hawaiian island of Lanal, which haB been practically barren for several years, will be reclaimed by a water conservation system and de voted to suRar beet culture. To Get Its Beneficial Effects; Always Buy the Genuine "My father has been a sufferer from sick headache for the last twenty-five years and never found any relief until be began taking your Cascarets. Since he has begun taking Cascarets he has never had the headache. They have entirely cured him. -Cascarets do what you recommend them to do. I will give you the privilege of using his name." B. M. Dickson, uso Kesiner bt., W. Indmuapolis, Ind, Ptauwnt. Palatable, Potent Taut Good, Do Good. Never Slekan, Weaken or Gripe. 10c 25c 60c Never sold in bulk. Te (jen. Dine tablet stamped CCC, Guaranteed M cure or your moner back. iYRunies and manufactured hyiho (P f6 $YM.0. Sold ly all leading Drwjqists OneSize Onyt 50t o Mile WHY PAY MORE? Men's Hifth Grade Black or Tan Oxfords, New est Spring Stylus, All Leathers, IS. 50 values, all sizes go at $2.50 PAIR Mail Ordora Promptly filled Thalr Mistake. 1 Some folks get to thinking In sunn of figures, and seemingly forget the bright and shady places peopled by men and women with their Joys and rheumatism, for the very reason that they cannot set such trivial things down in their ledgers. Something Serious the Matter, "Doctor, I've come to see you about my wife. I'm afraid there's some thing serious the matter with her." "I'm sorry to hear that What are her symptoms?" "Why, the other day, when I was out of town, she had occasion to go to my office, an-1 there she found sev eral letters marked 'private' that she didn't open." Alcohol not needed Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is not a strong drink. As now made, there is not a drop of alcohol in it. It is a non-alcoholic tonic and alterative. Ask your own doctor about your taking this medicine for thin, impure blood. Follow his advice every time. He knows. A W publish our formuiM vers www vauia-u eivviivi 7 from our modloluo W ure yon to oonauit your dootor ROYAL SHOE COMPANY 229 Morrison St., Bet. 1st and 2d, Portland, On, IS THE BEST THE of the year to lmve your teeth out and plute and, briil ifework demo nml here is tlie plsoe to get the beat painless work lionnlblo. Compart our i'rtct Ws flnlnh piste an4 Uritlun work tor out. of town imtrona la one lu it dxulrsd. l'rifnlf'M eirrsoaioa fmo when pistes os brl'.'" wnrk ia order. 2 0(1. r.nnuli.tU Ira. tjMolrCro.ni $5.00 ,( 5j22kBnVB.Tlh4.l 'Gold ; 4 'Wings 1.00 enamel Filling. 1.00 .50 V , ft- V " i anl'i iift lm. 4m jiliVi . ni "k n f i' fen rim Plates 5.00 DR.W.s. Will, PHinnnMoMuMu Painless Enlr'tlon .6(1 Tiiat inuuiaii raanui UIST MITHOOe AU work fullr aTtiurantrm for fifteen years. Wise Benta! Co., Inc. Painless Dentists FatllngBtilMIng, Third and Washington. PORTLAND, 0R( euiwtfourai 11 at. to r. M. Ssodsjra. t U) Ask your doctor, "What is the first great rule of health?" Nine doctors out of ten will quickly reply, "Keep the bowels regular.'' Then ask him another ques tion, "What do you think of Ayer's Pills for constipation?" Marts b the 1. G. Ajer Ce., Lewell, Hut. C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor Tills wondeful man has mixiii a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Darks, and is giving the world the benefit of his services. A No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. Ne Operations or Cutting Guarantees in cure Ontarrh, As'hms, I,un, 8toma h and Kldnry troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekln, Chins safe, sure and reliable. U..fullinir in It works. 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