The Athena press. (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, March 03, 1911, Image 5

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Sarsaparilla
Eradicates scrofula and all
other humors, cures all their
effects, makes the blood rich
and abundant, strengthens all
the vital organs. Take it.
Get it today in uaual liquid form or
chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs.
DO YOU WANT AN INCOME?
The Vlevi Remedies Cure backache, nervous
yens, female i rouble unci reel n I disenaes. Send
for our t ook free. We wnnt uood noiueu repre
sents Ives evarvwi ere. Make money at home.
Writ for piirtlcmmn. The Vlnvi Co.. a Koth
ehild building, lonland, Oregon.
EATEfjlS
COPYRIGHTS m TRAD! MARKS
secured. Book of accurate
information free on request
J. L fcOUL 719 Bowl c Trad. f.W. twld Ih
(Late ol U. )x Put eat office. Mnaaiagioa. 1. 0.)
WF VJFI fi broken machinery and eaatincn
lib II kkU of all kinds by a new process,
making them us good as new. Machine work ot
all kinds. We fix any old thing. Fsrthsd rjiy-Acetlee
ttk&n (myiKj. 305 (fas it Pbsae Mill 6769. Psrtkod, Or.
PORTLAND COLLECTION AGENCY
HYI Alisky Building. Portland. Oregon.
ALL DEBTS COLLECTED. NO COLLECTION NO CHARGE
KODAKS
AND KODAK
BUPPtir. s
Write for catalogues and literature. Developing
and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention
-r r ortland iiioto Supply Co.
149 Third Street POKTLAND, ORE.
BEAUTIFUL FOSJ CARDS FREE
fiend 2o stpn.p tor live sample or our very test Gold
Emboiheii Hinhday. 1' lower and Good Lnok Postal
Cards: tenutilul colors urd loveliest designs. An
Poet !nrd (Jlul), i. Jncksou St., iopeka, Kan.
Lovo a Sacrifice.
Love is a many -elded sacrifice. It
means though tfulness for others; it
means putting their good before self
gratification. Love is impulse, no
doubt, but true love is impulse wisely
directed. H. R. Hawels.
Mother Love.
Mother love hath this unlikeness to
any other love. Tender to the object,
it can be infinitely tyrannical to itself
and thence all its power of self-sacrifice.
Lew Wallace.
THE VERY BEST
dentistry on the Pacific Coast 1b executed here.
We have built up our reputation on it. You can
depend on quality and ounnot get better painless
work anywhere, no matter how much you pay.
itm 4 of -town patrons in
, 4 one day If donired.
7fv,
h mnleM flTtriiAtiiin
free when piato or
bridge work is order
's1'. Coniultation fres.
Molar Crowns $5.00
22k Bridge Taeth4. 00
Gold Filling. 1.00
I Enamel Fillings 1.QQ
Silver Fillinss ,5(J
Good Rubber
Hales 5. CO
But Red Rubber-
Plates 1.051
Painless Extr'tlcn .50
ST METHODS)
AH work fully guaranteed for fifteen yean.
Wise Dental Co., Inc.
Painless Dentists
tolling Building, Third and Washington. PORTLAND, ORE
AfuesBours: 8 A. U. to ( g. It. Sundays. tot
1 i S Kh . J
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LW.. Wltl, PuitDinun Mmusii
st Tun uimiii n nmui
C Gee Wo
The Chinese Doctor
ThlB wondeful man has
made a life study of tha
Sroperties of Boots,
erbs and Barks, and
is giving the world the
benefit of his services.
f No Mercury, Poisons
or Drugs Used. No -
. i . . . .
vrperauons or luaing
Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung,
Stomach and Kidney troubles, and Private
Diseases of M n and Women.
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just received from Pekln, China safe, sura
and reliable. U-f ailing in its works.
If you cannot cat!, wri j for symptom blank
and circulate Inclose 4ents in stamps,
CONSULTATION FREE
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
1C2H first St, cor. Morrison, Portland, Or.
intentional nunaing.
EntantioBjJ blinding to esoapsj
conscription for the army is still met
in Egypt The means employed are
either the placing of a hot needle on
the cornea, producing a dense whit
leucoma, or a puncture often involv
ing the Iena, or by the introduction
ot lime or an Irritant vegetable Juice
in the eyes.
Paris Is Tea Mad.
Paris has gone tea mad English
customs cross the channel with amas
lng alacrity, and now all that is said
or done, all that happens in Paris,
between S and 7 a. m., is said, is dona
or happens around a tea pot Figaro,
Paris. . -
Russian Footwear. V
All Russians have a weakness for
handsome footwear and the result is
thttt there are more pairs of showy
boots worn in the czar's empire than
anywhere else on earth. This prefer
ence extends to the women as well as
to tha men. "
Hook-Throwing.
- Smiley "So you Just got back from
a two-weeks' fishing trip, eh? Hav
ny luckr Grafton (gleefully)-"Only
cleaned up a little over a hundred
and we dldn'Wplay every night, eith
er I - 1 i
One at a Time, Please.
"Do something for the girls," is a
moving plea. The best possible thing
to do Is to marry them. Chicago Record-Herald.
' ... " ,
HAD
SHE
CONSTANT
PAIN
Until Relieved by Lydia E. Pink,
ham's Vegetable Compound
Dewittvlllo, IT. Y. "Before I start
cd to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
taoie compound J
suffered nearly all
the time with head
aches, backaches,
and bearing down
pains, and had a
continuous pain ir
1 , .Ti. J 1. Ti
U1J lUXb B1UU. XI
made me sick if
tried to walk much,
and my back was sc
weak that I was
obliged to w e a l
corsets all the time
But now I do not have any of thest
troubles. I have a fine strong babj
daughter now, which 1 did not hav
before taking Lydia E. Pinkham'f
Vegetable Compound." Mrs. A. A
Giles, Route 41, Dewittville, N. y.
Thevabove is onlv ona of the thmi.
Eands of grateful letters which arc
constantly being received by the
Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn,
Mass., which prove beyond a doubt thai
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vcgetablo Com
pound, made from roots and herbs,
actually does cure these obstinate dis
eases of women, and that every such
'uiienng woman owes it to herself to
nt least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege.
table Compound a trial before submit
ting to an operation, or giving up
hope of recovery.
Mrs. Pinkham of Lynn, Mass.,
Invites all sick women to write
her for advice. She has guided
thousands to health ana hex
advice is free.
. COFFEEX
TEA SPICES
BAKiNO POWDER
. EXTRACTS ,
JUST RIGHT
S!:ST8','H?B:K'Mlfti.
rimwAnrvrirai
f"Sy a-Aa M aVlst V JbAall
'rvnimpit, ukl. i
CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARBI J&,
J tife'S -l 1.60 Per Dozen. SS.OO Per Hundred. $40.00 Per Thousand V(f
mme-'-i NOW IS THE TIME TO PLANT RHUBARB AND BERRY PLANTS IJCrJ
&ffl-4 J- B WAGNER, Tha Rhubarb d Berry SpecUllat Mm
r'--3:nf-r--f PAPADKNA. OAI.IFOHMA Vqf
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nan
The Jf
White r S
mmm x
ft
The Rayo Lamp is a high grade lamp, sold at a low price.
There are lamps that cost more, but there Is no better lamp made at any
price. Constructed of solid brass; nickel plated easily kept clean: an
ornament tn any room In anr bouse. ThPre is not Wnir known to the art
of laran-mftklngthat can add to tlievalne of the RATO Lamp asa llght-
glvlng dvlcn. Every dealer everywhere. If not at Tours, write far
descriptive circular to the nearest agency of the
STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated)
W. L. ": DOUGLAS
W3, 3.50 a 4 SHOES iMiSi
BOYS' SHOES. $2.00. S2.SO AND $3.00. BEST IN THS WORLD.
If I could take you Into my large factories at Brockton, Mam.,
and show you how carefully W. L. liouglas shoes are made, thesuperior
workinau.-hip and the high grade leathers used, you would then under
stand wliv Dollar for Dollar I Guarantee My Shoes to hold their
shtijie, look and nt better aud wear longer than any other $3JX), i3.3 or,; " ,
$4.00 shoes you can buy.
Do you realize that my shoes hare been the standard for over 30 V,
f 3.50 and S4M shoes thsn any
years: that 1 make and se:l more 5j,
other manufacturer in the Cnlteti Stxtas
Quality counts. It has made W. L. Doug
las shoes a household word everywhere.
A i
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CAUTION ! SJS'prtce-lTnpes NO SUBSTITUTE
if nnr Ar annnt suinn'.w won wiiti W.I. lnelfUi Shoec writp for Mill Order Otalftr.
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World's Larsest Aqueduct.
The largest aqueduct in use is the
Croton of New York, which Is 38
miles long, but the longest ever built
Ja la Peru, 360 miles in length.
TAKE A DOSE OF
PS SB CD9
C-J. Trit BE.ST MEDICINE
ror COUGHS 6 COLD
S
CA1P
and
LOST A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
Newly Married Man Riding Through
Tunnel With Hie Bride Is Made
Butt of Joke by Friends.
They had Just been married, and
were off on their honeymoon. They
found an empty compartment, but Just
as the train was about to start in
Jumped three of his workmates, who
were delighted to see them. But
Bertie was otherwise.
As the train was nearlng a very long
tunnel, the three young men began to
make bets as to how long it would
take them to go through it.
No. 1 reckoned five minutes, No. 2
five and a half, while No. 3 gave it as
his opinion that, it would be quite six
minutes. They pulled out their watch
es, and the train dashed into the tun
nel.
When they came out at the other
end, the three were laughing heartily,
but Bertie failed to discern any Joke.
At the next station, to the great re
lief of Bertie the three unwelcome in
truders alighted.
He turned to his blushing bride.
"Fancy, dearest" he said, "six min
utes in that tunnel! If I had only
known, 1 should have kissed you sev
eral times.'?
"Why," she exclaimed in surprise,
"didn't your
Then it dawned upon him where the
joke came in, and his dear little wifle
had to rebuke him pn account of the
forclbleness of his remarks.
Side Show Troubles.
"Where is the 'flea circus ?'" de
manded the visitor to the side show.
"I see it is advertised on the pro
gram." V
'Sorry, sir," walled the big man in
the silk hat, "but there wont be any
'flea circus' today."
. ''And why not?"
"Because a cat Just passed through
and eloped with the whole blooming
circus".
A Born Copper.
"Now," said the new policeman
who had been assigned to night duty,
"Bint there a drawer or some place
where I can lock up my watch an'
money till I go off duty?" Y
"Keep 'em on you," suggested the
chief.
"But my beat's in a tough part of
town an' I might be robbed whilst
I'm dozin'."
6UREST THINO.
Political Orator There are too many
rich men in politics.
Politician I've done all I could to
make 'em spend their money.
Saves Time.
"Pipps is not one of those fellows
who hangs his clothes on a chandelier
when he goes home about three
o'clock in the morning slightly the
worse for wear."
"No?"
"Plpps goes to bed with bis clothes
on.
' Courtship.
"Then the duke and the heiress
will not wed?"
"Seems not The thing was mis
managed, on both sides. , The con
tinental newspapers failed to co-operate
properly with the American press."
A Cruel Compliment
-mart tou are coins; to mak nrh
an appropriate match. Miss Oldgirl."
un, mans you bo mucn. oui wny
do you think It so appropriate?"
"I neara you were engagea to a
dealer in antiques."
Could Be Worse.
''His wife makes him stand around.
and that's no Joke."
. "Standing around is not so hard.
She might make him move pictures."
Broker's Oocupation.
A broker is a person who executes
orders for the purchase or sale of
stocks or other property; in other
words an agent The term brokerage
is applied to the buying and selling of
stocks or other property for others,
and the fee charged for the transac
tion of such business la also called
brokerage. - -
Might Be Good Idea.;,
It is distressing to think of the
waste of time and money, and some
times temper, which could be avoided
if education in housekeeping were
recognized as a part of the school
urriculum. Exchange.
Many Species Shark.
Seventeen species of shark, soma of
then 25 feet in length, inhabit the
far western seas, while the basking
shark of the Indian ocean frequently
attains a length of 60 feet
i Perfectly Natural.
"They say be fell in love with bar
when he saw her dancing in her bare
feet" "Ks probably inherited his lik
ing for bare feet. His father laid the
foundation of his fortune as a chirop
odist" '
Nothing Can Compare
with Hosteller's Stomach
Bitters for genuine good
ness when the system has
been weakened by some
severe illness or wnen you
suffer from Poor Appetite,
Sour Risings, Headache,
Bloating, Indigestion, Dys
pepsia, Colds, Grippe and
Malaria. Thousands have
found this true during the
past 57 years. Why not
you today, but be sure to
get the genuine
OSTETTER
CELEBRATED
STOMACH
BITTER
Weak Heart
Many people suffer from weak hearts. They may expert
ence shortness of breath on exertion, pain over the heart,
or dizzy feelings, oppressed breathing after meals or their
eyes become blurred, their heart is not sufficiently strong
to pump blood to the extremities, and they have cold hanus
and feet, or poor appetite because of weakened blood supply
t the stomach. A heart tonto and alterative should be takea
which has no bad after-effect. Such is Dr. Pierce's Goldea
Medical Discovery, which contains no dangerous narcotics
nor alcohol. ' .
The Ingredients, as attested under oath, are Stone root (Cblllasoata Canadeo
ss), Blood root (Sangulaarim Ctamdttaain), Qoldea Seal root (Hydrastis Caaadettm
Bis), Queen's root (Sulllagla Sylvatkm), Black Cherrybark (Vunus Vlrglatana), "
Mandrake root Podophyllum Pelutum), with triple refined frlycerlne, ore pared
In a scientific laboratory In a way that no druggist could imitate.
This tonio contains no alcohol to shrink up the red blood corpuscles ; but, ea
the other hand, it increases their number and they become round and healthy.
It helps the human system in the constant manufacture of rich, red blood. It
helps the stomach to assimilate or take up the proper elements from the food,
thereby helping digestion and curing dyspepsia, heart-burn and many uacom
lonaDie symptoms, stops excessive tissue waste in convalescence from fevers
for the run-down, anemic, thin-blooded people, the " Discovery " is refreshing
and vitalizing. Stick to this safe and sane remedy, and refuse all " imr tfnnd '
medicines ottered by the druggist who is looking for a larger profit. Nothing
cm ut. rierce s i.oiaen ivicuicai uiscovery will do you halt as much good.
YOUNG MEN WANTED
TO LEARN TO DRIVE AND
REPAIR AUTOMOBILES.
Thorough, practical and unlimit
ed course, we assist students to
secure positions as chauffeurs,
repairmen, etc write
Automobile School of Oregon
216 Nercauls Trut luililki
PORTLAND, OREGON
Mexican valley.
The valley in which the City of
Mexico is situated is some 60 miles
long by 0 broad and 7,500 feet above
the sea level. It Is supposed that the
basin was formerly filled with water
and several lakes still cover a part
of It The site is one of extraordinary
beauty and lmpreaslvcness.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets first put
np 40 years ago. They regulate and
Invigorate stomach, liver and bowels.
Sugar-coated, tiny granules.
Lacked Atmosphere.
1 did hope for an artistic career,"
aid the disappointed looking man,"
''but I met with difficulties I could not
conquer. What I needed was atmos
phere." '1 see,; the same old trouble.
What were you an author or a paint
err "Neither. I was learning to
play the trombone, but I was natural
ly short of breath."
TO
J-JO J 3 Women as well as men are
liisma uiidcibwiv WJ niuisisj suiu
bladder trouble. Dr. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root the great kidney
R I A M F remedy promptly relieves. At
, ' druaaists in fifty-cent and
dollar sizes. You mar have a sample bottle by
mall free. Also pamphlet telling- all about It.
Address Dr. Kilmer 4 Co., Binshamton, N. Y.
, TILL YOUR OWN TEETH"
FILL-O
If yen have aching- teeth or cavities and are
too nervous for the dentist ordeal, try "Flll-o"
the home dentist. At druggists or sent by
mail for 50c. '
FILL-0 MFG. CO.
3S1 Easrt fUUai. SEATTLE. WASH.
Marking Linen..
When using marking Ink to put In!
ials, etc, on linen do your work first
Kith an ordinary lead pencil, and then
lse the marking ink over the work,
rhe pencil will prevent the ink from
ipreadlng and giving the linen a blot
:ed appearance '
Only Saints Do It.
We can most of us do an unselfish
thing now and then, if we are to have
the credit of it; but it is only the
saints of everyday life who can make
a great sacrifice for the sake of oth
ers, and take care to prevent their dls-
coverlns it is a sacrifice. J. 0. Bailey.
t;
What He Had.
''Well, I think the doctor is about
through with me. Told me my ail
ment is practically cured." "What did
you have?" "Two hundred dollars
originally."
THE OLD RELIABLE
Painless Dentists
Not only do we guarantee our work, but we
promise to do it quickly, painlessly and carefully.
The below prices speak for themselves.
SEE US AND ENJOT COMFORT.
Full Setof Teeth ....((Lot
Bridge Work or Teeth Without
Plates... ,....S3.50toS5J
Gold Crowns $3.50 to $5.00
Porcelain Crowns $3.50 to $8.M
Gold or Porcelain Fillings,.'. $1 Up
Silver Fillinra 500 toll
13 YEARS' GUARANTEE.
Hours, 8 A. M. to P. M., Sundays, 8 to 12.
Union Dental Co.
PAINLESS DENTISTS.
First tnd Morrison Sta, PORTLAND, ORB.
Makes Good Paper,
Tests mads in Great Britain haw
shown that excellent paper can bs
made of blue gum wood. Australia
possesses an enormous supply of this
wood, and steps are being takaa U
utiliis It
Comfort In the Zoo.
If I have cares in my mind, 1 soma
to the coo, and fancy, they don't pass
the gate.. I recognize my friends, my
enemies, in countless cages. W. U. .
Thackeray's Letters. ; .
CURE THAT
COLD TO-DAY
maa
aJalfftN
is not a "food" it is a medicine, and the
only medicine in the world for cows only.
Made for the cow and, as Its name indicates,
a cow cure. Barrenness, retained afterbirth,
abortion, soours, csWedudder, and all similar
affeotions positively and quickly cured. Hp
one who keeps cows, whether many or few,
can afford to be without "KowKur.
It is mads especially to keep cows healthy
Our book "What to Do When Your Cows
Are 81ck".aent free Ask your local dealer for
'Kow-Kurm, ' 'or send to the manufacturers.
Dairy Association Co., Lyndonvllle, Vt.
I would rather nreserv the halth nff m nu.
(Ion than be its ruler-MUNYON. .
Thousands of people who ore suffering with
colds are about today. Tomorrow they may be
prostrated with pneumonia. An ounce of pre
vention la worth a pound of cure. Get a too bot
tle of Munyon's Cold Cure at the nearest drug
store. This bottle may be conveniently carried In
the vest pocket. If you are not satisfied with the
effects of the remedy, send us your empty bottle
and we will refund your money. Munyon's Cold
Cure will speedily break up all forms of colds and
prevent grippe and pneumonia. It checks dis.
charges of the nose and eyes, stops sneezing, al
lays inflammation and fever and tones up the sys
tem. If you need Medical Advice, write to Munyon's
Doctors.- They will carefully diagnose your case
and advise yeu by mail absolutely free.
Prof. Munyon, 53d and Jefferson Streets, Phila
delphia. Pa,
BOYNTON TURN ACES
Most economical and effective for house
and school heating.
J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO.
Front and Market Sts. Portland, Or.
ALCOHOL
cnim-TCSACCO
Only authorised Keeler In.
sutute uregon. wnio
for lllnstrated olrsnlu.
stitute la Oregon.
aiaCT INSTITUTE, 71 BulllHSU
ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
Painless Extraction
Silver Filling
Gold Fillings
n K. Gold Crowns..
Porcelain Crowns ..
Molur Gold Crowns
.Fre
..50S
..
...M
...SI
...M
INUIUl UUIU VIUWIIBinitl
Bridie Work. 22 K. Ooll....tl
Inlay Fills, PureOold M
Very Nice Rubber Plata. ...U
Best Rubber Plate on Earth , .M
ALL THIS WORK IS GUARANTEED.
Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved
Is two dollars earned. Our original reliable Modera
Painless Methods and our perfected office equip
merit saves us time and your money.
0ST0N DENTISTS, 5th Morrison, Parilaad
Entrance 291 H Morrison, oppoilte PoMolKce and Mater 4
Prs.ilc, Ensbliatinl la Portland 10 jresn. Open erenlags
ontil I sad lundLvs until 12i 30, lor geosle who work.
PN U
NO. 2-M1
w
HKIf writing to advertisers plena
mention mis paper.
Vs.
Worms
Steel
Lined
ITRO CLUB
SfiOIT Sfi IjLLiS
XtTThe only American made
M .hells with steel lining.
B. 'II
Winners of every Interstate Handicao lor two
years straight. A record never equalled by any other
ammunition. The winning amateurs in these 1 0 Inter.
state handicaps chose ARROW and NITRO Tlim
sheila, Thtir successes proved their judgments were right You
buy exactly the same loads that they used, at your
dealers. Don't risk losing your game by using other
than the record-making UMC amrnunitioo. .
The Steel lining in these shells protects the
"Caacarets ere certainly fine. Igsve a friend
see when the doctor was treating him for cancer
f the stomach. Tki next rootalng be passed
four pieces of a tape worm. Me then e-ot a box
kad in three days be passed a taae-weraa 46 feet
lews. was Mr. jnau Free, or muiersburg,
iMuphin Co.. Ps. I am quite a worker for Casca
feta. I aee them myself and find them beneficial
tar most any divraae caured by in pare blood.'
Cbes. B. Condon, Lcwiston, Pa., (Mifflin CeJ
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Goad.
Do Good. Never 8ick.ni. Weaken er Gripe.
lee. 26c SOe. Never sold m bulk. The gen-
atna tablet stamped CC G. Guaranteed to
sore or roar money back.
3
..J.1 L sr . iB
.338080
powder from moisture, insuring a uniform,
snappy load in aa kinds ot weather.
Sooner or later you'll by these shelU
and always shoot them. Why oat try
aim today) 7
"Cum Lmu 1910" smJM free
THE UNION METALLIC
CARTRIDGE COMPANY
Ageneyi
ZM Broadway, New Yarli City
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
pois more roods brtrhtar and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c packags oolors silk, wool and cotton equally well
tad is fuaranteed to rive perfect raauluv JuM aoaiox, i we will aeaa posstpsTtd at 190 a peckara. Writa for free booUsi
serwidystxneu MOiax&il mUQ OOlilANY, Quincy, UUmois.
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