rrrr vs '.?-!' p"... A. (FJUflSf . - . -1.-. ""'t '" V DO IT NOW! Solve the Gift Problem iot um ana mi. Ab appropriate Christmas Post Card car rying a cheery message to all your friend will bring more happiness than squander ing a sum on a few presents. SO Beautiful Christmas Post Cards $1.00 Just enclose a dollar hill with a let ter N the AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS C lavs! ass Tinata Sb . Perthat On. Cards will com by return mail. it . Tho Question. , "That cheerful statesman has de clared to his constituent that he is not a Jeremiah." "That's not the ques tion," replied the campaign manager, "What we want to know Is whether he Is a Jonah." ' KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIES Write for catalogues and literature. Developing and printing. Hail orders given prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. li Third Street PORTLAND. ORE. WF WFI fl "ken machinery and casting II 1 II a. l U of all kinds by a new process, making them as good as new. Machine work of all kinds. We fix any old thing. Portlasd Oir-Autylm f alax Umpuj, 305 Gliiu St flast Hui 6769. ParthalOr. " FILL YOUR OWN TEETH'. FILL-0 Jf Too have aching teeth or cavities and yon are too nervous for the dontal ordeal, try Fill-O. the home dentist. At druggists or by mail, 50c. FI114 WK CO, 351 Emwn Ha, Status, Wuk. r Blumaor-Frank Drug Co, distributors for Oregon GUT RATE MUSIC HOUSE STRING AND BAND , V INSTRUMENTS All Sheet Music 15c Mail orders carefully at tended to. SMITH & STOREY . J27 Fifth St., Portland, Or. .COFFEEC ) TEA SPICES SAKINO POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT OsOSSEl SEVERS rvKi LAND. ORE. " Remedies tor Beaslotcnasa Among curious remedies for sickness is that which Is popular among the mariners in the Levant the dally swallowing of iron rust, which is obtained by scraping it oft the anchor or anchor chain. But this is only part of the necessary treat ment, for a small pouch containing roasted salt and flowers of thyme must be tied upon the abdomen as firmly as can be borne this being considered to counteract the effects of the inter nal disturbance caused by the rolling of the resseL ' Loss of Appetite Is loss of vitality, vigor or tone, and id often a forerunner of prostrating dis ease. It Is serious and especially so to people that must keep up and doing or get behindhand. The best medicine to take for it is the' great constitutional remedy Hood's Sarsaparilla Which purifies and enriches the blood and builds up the whole system. Get It today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. t a s n iw Villi nwsssnsaWsasawsassssassw Between Neighbors. That thermometer I bought Is a fraud. It hain't brought on no ' ex traordinary weather." "You've got tha wrong idea, Peleg. A thermometer won't act like a '.lightning rod." Betty and the Kitten. ' Betty is only four, and often in her excitement she makes very odd re marks. - The other day she cried out: "Oh, , mother, there's -a dear maltlne kitten air cur lied up in the -corner I " Touch of Sarcasm. La Sage: I wish you all sorts f prosperity with a little more taste. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE ' COT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY rVS . . . . . . Etan; rainless extraction ree h K v., K nn Ml Gold Fillines.,!!... !75c 22 K. Gold Crowns S3 V .. Porcelain Crowns S3 ?SS 10 Bridge Work, 22 K. Gold... !$3 V. ' V fl T7111- O. rtA On t -m fc i 1 auatiy jt ilia, r uic sTum e e v ' 'S Very NlceRubber Plate.. ,M Best Rubber Plate on Earth $7 ALL THIS WORK IS GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved Is two dollars earned. Our original reliable Modern Painless Methods and our perfected office equip. Sent saves os time and your money. OSTON DENTISTS, 5th Morrison, Portland Cntnnce 291 V Morrison, opnoiite PoatorBce and Meier A Frank. Eitabllshcd in Portland 10 yean. Open eveninfi satil 8 and Sundava until 12i)0. tor people who work. 1 ."tWaw t fM MAN WAS TOO ENTHUSIASTIC Noted Horse Trader Would Not Lit About Horse's Good Traits Mere ly Suppressed Truth. Hank Dobbs was noted as an "hon est" horse trader. Ho would not U about a horse. He would merely sup press the truth. Incidentally, he al ways beat the .customer who deall with him. The way he could slur ovei the defects and buzs about: the" vlr tues of an animal amounted to genius Dnce Hank was , trying to sell I neighbor a horse that ' had an ey which was nearly sightless. The neigh bor knew Hank would not He outright to him. so he Questioned the horsa trader as to the various points' of the brute. How about his eyesight? ' Can h see out of both eyes?" -. Sure," said Hank, "he's got good eyes." Here he leaned forward, nil eyes fairly scintillating with sup pressed honesty. "One eye is particu larly good." Hank's enthusiasm for the truth had carried him too far. The deal was oft eOPYHlQHTS AND TRAD! MARM n a TPHTO r A I Ell I U secured. Book of accurate : information free on reouest. J. a. MOCK, 719 Board sf Trnk Bids., FortUnd, Or. (Late ot V. H. Patent Offlue. Waaliiutitoa. D. O.) . Happy Thought. "Your story is good," said the pub lisher to the author who had called learn his fate, "but there la one thing about it that I can't under stand." ,. ' "What's that?" queried the author. "You have the climax in the mid dle chapter instead of the last.'' said the publisher. "Why is that?" "Oh," answered the author, "that la little scheme of mine to keep wom en from knowing how the story is go ing to turn out by reading the last! hapter first." ALCOHOL OPIUM TOBACCO ITablts Positively Cured. Only authorised Koeley atitute In Oregon.. Wr tnr UlnfltrAted oircolal. una INSTITUTE, 71 LI vm K, mm ihg tht3 Deital Tnisf ' First By locating on the EAST SIDE, where our expenses are very low, actually doing Second Remember, we have no hired dentists, no so-called we do our own woric "specialists" nor students. Third We do not charge YOU $20 and then sell the name th(ng to some one else for $5, ALIKE. That is what we mean when we say ONE LOW PICE, We caieerfully Examine and Estimate Tour Work Free. v The Big East Side One-Price Dentists Corner Union Ave. and East Morrison Office Hours-8 a. m. to 8 p. m. Sundays, 9 to 1. DRS. KELSEY & PITTENGER We have lived in Oregon and Portland more than 25 years. V -.-y..-. suite a i-' e ;s"r," V , , There are a great many places and occasions when the possibility of get ting extra heat immediately effects an economy by decreasing the discomfort of the worker. In the office, in the early morning or late at night, before or after the steamheat is on, it is of importance to have extra heat. - In the builder's outside office, in the shipping room, in the checker's shack, on exposed lofts, in railroad stations, In studios, the Absolutely smokeless and odorless a aLx J L Is often necessity. It is safe, smokeless and odorless. Appiy a matcn, ins Lives Sea "SSiShT With four quarts o! oil it burns nine tours. Has anto. Kol K which prevents the wick from beins SSSmS to remove ,nd drop back 80 tb' wick can be cleaned In an instant, v . u ... It has a cool handle and a damper too. An lfJk9,V0 mount of oil in the font. The filler-cap It to put in like a cork in a bottla, and is attached to the font by a chain. The burner body or gallery cannot become wedged, because of a new do vlce in con"ucnon.nd Mmtl7, It en always be easily unscrewed in an Instant for rewicking. - ... . The Perfection Oil Heater is finished In Japan or nickel. It la strong, durable, wemade, built for service, yet light and wnamental. StandardjO 1 Note Your Exceptions. One of the philosophers says that everything is sweetened by risk, but we must except ban deposits. Louis rille Courier-Journal. ; And how abaut matrimony? r """"re m k m b c r 3 fyr COUCHS L COLDS and the keystone Vto health hostetteitsI 1 - STOMACH I i If you want a medicine that will give you :. the greatest satisfaction in cases of "indigestion, Con stipation, Bilitusness, Colds, Grippe and' Malaria take none but 'the Bitters. Its reputation is established. Real CourtesyT 5:f '. "Say said our Country Cousin, "you was wrong when you said that Mr. B Jones wouldn't hare time to talk to me. Why, he hadn't read that letter of interduotion you gave me half through before he told me to call a gain. Yes, sir, ho seemed to want me to oome and see him real often. While I was explalnln' who I was, he Invited me to call again at least six times. And I'll bet I wasn't there more'n an beir!" ' Mothers will And Mrs. Wlntlorw's (toothing Syrup tue best remedr to use fox their ohildiwa luriag the teething period. RELIABLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATES Fag Set si TeHh eelr.. . .S5.00 Brid-wart er Ttttk wfti- a Plata.. .$3.50 Is $5.00 Red Rubber rialesenlr ..$730 (sad Rnbba- flato ealr..$5.00 CM PtraUii Crowni is $3.50 Is $5.00 CaU Ptrceliii FUilcga. $1 a SUrer FUBn(S eaiy . . .50c h St Pamleu Eitridioa o'j ... ,50c fm waaa PlalM art erdacd Cur Work guaranteed perfect finMlal atleniion o out-of-town pajroiis. ltop us a postij lor appointmeni, Oni-of-town vrora cooipietea in a aay. no nyuer .w where Modern equipment. Every operator a speouit lt. Lady attendant. THE NEW YORK DENTISTS , bK. K. A. BTUfiDIVAKT. tlgT. fW 8 a at. Is 8 s. .: Stmliri. 9 a . H 1 . N. E- C. Fourth aad MarriMS. Partland, Oreioa Not Accord! nj to Webster. . A Bad CoDDer A policeman who takes a bribe. . A Mad Bull A broker who sees the market decline when he wants it to advance. : ", '.. ." : A Polar Star The leading, lady ol an Eskimo operatic company. f A Lyric Note A singer's; "I. O. TJ. A Work of Love Kissing one's sis- tor. ' .' . Stays of Execution-A corset toe tightly laced Judge's Library. HOT WEATHER FEATURE. Costly Articles. The most costly book in the world is aHabrew Bible, owned by the Ger man' government, which a few years ago refused the Pope's offer of $125, 000 for ft. The mobt costly medicine a few years ago was metalllo gallium, which sold for' $150,000 : pound; but radium is now the priceless gem oU the mineral world, selling for more than that price an ounce. Human Life as National Resource. The gradual lowering of the death rate is one of the great achievements of science and civilization. Conserva tion of life is the most important of the many current projects for conserv ing national resources. But human life is still held far too cheap and methods of checking waste are still mora or less rrxVTnantarv. , Anxious Father's Advertisement. A,,Trenchman's advertisement, in a Boston paper, ran in the toilowing singular strain: "Lost, last evening; a child about five years old; whoever will return him to his home, in Fore street, shall be handsomely .rewarded by his afflicted father, Jean Baptlste, who likewise deals in French bran dy." From a London Newspaper, 180?. ' - ' - ' ' ' ' ' ' II Bulls Haul Street Cars. J Four miles of street railway and some bulls are making a ncn man out of a resident of Daet, in the Phil ippines. The little railroad runs from Daet to the port, and has no lacK or passengers or of flight traffic. The cars are of the small street railway i type, and they make tne rour muos uphill from the port to Daet in twen ty-eight minutes, aUbeugh tne duhs who draw the cars do not exert thorn- selves unduly. Strange Hobby. William James, probate court dep. uty, tells of a pest extraordinary that comes about that office. She la a woman, -a middle-aged, heavy Jowled person, who comes around shortly after she has read in the paper of the death of a prominent mam And she comes because she wants to read the dead man's will as soon as it is pro bated. She has no hopes of receiving a bequest in any of the wills. She Just likes to look them over. Read ing, Villa is her hobby. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Hard to Do. Three things are difficult to keep a secret, to bear injuries, and to make good use of time. Pettit's Eye Salve 100 Years Old. relieves tired eyes, quickly cures eye aches, inflamed, sore, watery or ulcer ated eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. If It Really Concerned Him. "You told me Mr. Hyjams was busy, but would be at liberty in a few moments," said the caller. "I've waited nearly a Quarter of an hour. Will you kindly! tell me what is de taining him?" "He's 'buttonin' of Mrs. Hyjam's new gown up the "back, if you must know!" snapped the do mestic. .': You Can Get Allen's foot-Ease FREE. Write Allen 8. Obnstod' Le F.oy, N. Y., for a iree sample of Allen's Foot-Kase. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easv. A certain on re for corns. Inccrowlne nails and bunions. All druir gUtaselllt. 25c. Don't aeoept any substitute. -: Liberia. ... Liberia, the West African negro re public, was founded mainly through the efforts of American qunkers, or ganized undr the title of the Penn sylvania Coktnlst society. The chief bar to the development of Liberia is a law by which white men are not allowed to hold property in the coun try. Capital has, therefore, gone else where and Liberia possesses none of the resources of modern civilization. Destroys : Hair Germs Reccntdiscoverles have shown that falling hair is caused by germs at the roots of the hair. Therefore, to stop falling hair, you must first completely de stroy these germs. Ayer'sHair Vigor, new improved formula, will certainly, Mb this. Then leave the rest to nature. Does not chang iht color of the hair. Formula with each bottle f Show It to year Ask him about It, tbea do as he says Recent discoveries have also proved that dandruff is caused by germs on the scalp. 1 neretore, to cure dandruff, tne first tning to do is to completely destroy these dan druff germs. Here, th; same Ayer's Htir Vigor will give the same splendid results. Made by the J. er f. T rr? -on. Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out ard plate and brtdira work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish plate and bridge work in one day if necessary. PRICES: Ko'ir Crwai....$5.00 22k Brian tat $3.50 Cold Fiffisn $1 m fuwIFiilins.... $1.00 SfarFiKnn...; SOtss M RoMr Ptttn $5.00 EaUMRsbta Pitta $7.50 f listen E'lrdie. . S0c BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridge work Is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot set better painless work anywhere, no matter tow much you pay. -All Work Tully Guaranteed for rifteen Year Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342J Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take ear at depot and transfer to Waahina-ton St SOUR ST01ACH "I used Cascarets and fetl like a new man. I have been a sufferer from dys pepsia and sour stomach for the last two years. I Have been taking medicine and other drues. but could find no relief only for a short time. I will ' recommend Cascarets to mv friends as the only thing for indigestion and sour stomach and to keep the bowels in good condition. They are very nice to eat," Pleasant, Palatable. Potent. Taste Oood, Do Oood. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 26c 60c Never sold in bulk. The Ren ame tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back, . GOOD MORNING- Did You Preserve Last Summer's Eggs? Our plan will keep them fresh for months. Sell just one dozen eggs, send us the amount in money order and we will nutil you free our formula for preserving eggs. Simple cheap effective. SOpND FORMULA Co., Seattle, Wash. Difference In Prayer. The Lord hears the prayer of tha hustler , who prays for work, but tha man who prays for a job to bo sent to him get no results. Q U A L I T Y SHI K rays, h Mm 1 Q P A fe-L PN U No. 48-'W w HEN writing to advertisers please mention this paper. ....... . W. L. DOUGLAS 33.50 & '4 SHOES RnvB- Suors. 2.00. S2.BO A S3.00. BEST IN thc WORLD. to leather ueed Inihm I JJ lze that ....umi safue fen Msmenny.tsftoPSntf I e"ou' I on per wearing $'J, 93.BO end $4 mhaem than I cnuM nl h'fi &rrtvlumtothe tariff revision molemonly.andtlw'redueedtarlffonllnlmhed mole leather, now enablom me to have been the tikiulnrd for over 30 years, Unit I make ami sell more 3.J0, 3.5Uand $4.00 shoes than any other mamirneturor in the u.B.,ana inai uonar ror iiouar, I ;nnrnnten My Hlioca to hold their shape, look ami fit better, anil wear longer than any other $:).0U, $3.00 or S4.MI shoos you can buy ? Quality Iris niailo my shoes Tim Leaders of the World. You will be pleased when you buy my shoes becaune or the n . - fit and appearance, and when it comes time for you to piircliano IP JL. jQta inotlter pair, you will be more than pleased be ause the last f P rwwt ... .-1 1 ...... mn tn,i..li n.m . i r, CAUTIOF! nNa;reaKnsfc If vonr dealer cannot auuulv you wlin w , I.. imiri nnurs. wnis mrmm J'reittietit Slwt Co. W. I- JUUUCIL.AM, 14 MiMU'k St., Jlrocktou, Mavae. II EARN an ORCHARD HOOD RIVER ORCHARD LAND for sale by owner; choice ' ten acres 9J miles from city, elevation about 1,600 feet, almost level, red shot sou, two acres six-year-old trees; balance raw state. Price $1,700, easy terms. To Alink.A novrir will trva urnrlf rournCT Already Trained. ; Lnd carinir for adioinine ten acres, "Yes, you see my son served a term amount to apply on purchase price. Ad dress r. O. Box 131, Portland, or pnone A 5374. - Wicks What do you consider the most remarkable feature, of the pres ent hot wave? . Hicks That there have been 22 Sundav school denies, with no rain to break them up. In the army and he nas gotten so in the habit of obeying orders unques- tloninsly that it has ruined him; he will take orders from anyone." "What a lovely husband he will nake for some girt." CompareOurPrices With theae have been In the bablt of carina, and roe will see that we offer oo a substantial av. Haunted. First Political Grafter Did you ever see Roosevelt? Kwnnd Political Grafter Many a time. , First Political Grafter Where? Second Political1 Grafter In my leep. S?? '"iT,.j;.,,Bot eet better vainleM Work auwhara, bo aietter how much jroa pa. TTfe nnlth slate ana 4 ' In the Cannibal Islands. "What did you do with the fat mis sionary that used to be here?" "Oh, we canned him. "Let him go, eh?" "Quite the opposite. Slave, open can of missionary at once." 1 t ! fa V A Mean Suggestion. He As I spoka to her a rich, warm color flooded her face. Rh What eraser rouge! It must have melted. 22kBrMiiaTaatb4 Eaamsl Fillinri I.C9 Silver Fllllnfs .50 Qol Rubber - AA Plates 5.C0 Bait R! Rubber- . . Plates 7.59 . . . . rA SCI.. Wtll, fmmmm Hmum PalnleH btf ties .911 a mat aiuii wruaa lUf mctmom AH work fully gaaraateed for fifteen yean. Wise Dent al Co.,m. Painless Dentists FaDrxc Svlltflnf, TMrs tne Wsthlsftwi. PORTLAMO, ORE, itfaeSean: SA.M.taf.M. iaaaajf a, I ta t, k.-... i brldue work for out. of-towa patrona la one day u de.tr Ad. ainlbae oztraMioa free when platos of bridge work la order ed. CoewlUtias im. ottrCrMHit $5.00 00 aei2& Al?Bmm0ofi. REPEATING SIFLE ... :... .. -rr.ur1 rJ K RFMINHTON .22 "S Reneaters as we are of the Remington Bit? Game high power rifles for just as good reason. No other make of the .22 class is built to as high a standard. ( Hie features thai place the REMINGTON .22 ia a class by itself are the Mai Lag REMINGTON features Hammerleat and Solid Breech. Yon clean the barrel from the breech not forcing the dirt back into the workutgarU at ia other 22, insuring life-time uaefulneai aodnaiQUinittg constant thocting coaditioa. There is perhaps greatet difference between the REMINGTON sad other 22 Ra- peateri than is to be found betwees liflet of any ether clue. A REAL RIFLE the REMINGTON .22 Repeater. Shoots without adjust- meal 21 ihort, 22 loag of 22 bog rifle cartridges. I , Stt TartttM Ma'dtl Free. THE REMINGTON ARMS COMPANY, Aaeaeri 2B BresJwajr, New Ye Crty. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mora foods britfhtar and faster colors than any other dye. On lOe packaca colors atlk, wool and cotton equaDy wea iad la guaxaxiteed to tws perlect retuil AH daaiar, or we will send poPd at 10c a Pjckage. Write lor txebookl aowMdytblAacaaluixuzcotoia. MOMROS PUO COtigAWY, QvOncy, Iillnota. lit t? : IS I . i liv: 4 I i. f 4.4