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tr, i rv . : v 1 SMITH WANTS . mt prloe and he will not ihara youoorumimion. follows? m") f'1" BrtutJ TonW 25 re 26c ' Drtud CUcVml 16 re 18c Gl7M,t.20t ImnilhAiJlla Oickena,aim, IS la 16c. Inmi Block Hep, 11c Rftnembor Smith-, wan it good, tut stuff. He will pay UieraliriH market prtee at Thnnklv. Inn. Can nn other man do moret I think not. Smith uaea more poultry than any other dwih r in the whole Northwiwt. He has 20 markets of his pwu and minpliea other dealen aa well. Address all shipments: FRANK L, SMITH MEAT CO ."Fighting the Beel Trust" ; PORTLAND. OREGON ' Tha Domestic" Band. Father 1b an adept at blowing his wn trumpet, while mother is equally expert at harping on one string. Mother-in-law has to play second fiddle, and Aunt Jane leads a humdrum exist ence. Grandpa gives every night a solo on hli nasal organ, without stops; uncle spends his time in wetting his whistle, John la foud of his pipe, and Emily is forever ringing the changes on her lovers and I'm a bit of a lyre myself. Judge. KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPT. IPC Write for catalogues and literature. . Developing and printing. Mail orders given prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. -149 Third Street PORTLAND. ORE WF WFI n broken machinery and castings kit If blall of all kind by a new process, making them as good as new. Machine work of all kinds. We fix any old thing. Portland Oiy-Acehlew Wetta Uapeav, 305 Unas St ram Mata 6769. Peruana, Or. TEA SPJCES BAKIN0 POWDER EXTRACTS w JUST RIGHT nmummmmm CI0SSET& BEYERS ruKIUANU. ORE.: RELIABLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATE8 FaBSel W Tft eni,.. . .$5.00 Bridge-wart ar Teeth wilh- int Plates... $3.50 to $5.00 Red Robber Plates tab. .$7.50 Cood Robber PUlea alj..$5.l)0 Cold tr Porcelain Crown $3.50 to $5.00 Cold or Porcelain FilEnga, $1 so Silver Fillings enh . . .50c to $1 Painleia Eilradioa oart, . . ,50c FKE wbea Plata an ardcrca Our Work Guaranteed perfect Speciul attention to out-of-town patron i. Prop m a poHtd lor appointment. Out-of-town wort completed in a day. Mo better work any where Modem equipment. Every operators specialist. Lady attendant. THE NEW YORK DENTISTS DK. H. A. BTUEDEVANT. Mgr. Hootk 8 a. a. to 8 p. .; Smdaje, 9 a. . to 1 a. H E. Cor. Faortb sad Morrises. Porthnd, Orejos RLD WEARS 3.so & h Shoes ems BOYS'SHOES,$2.00,$2.50A$3.00 W.L.Dovglaa $3.00,$3.S0and$4.00 mho area positively tha beat mada and mont popular mhoam for tha prlca In America, mad arm tha moat aconom- Html twiOfat for you to buy. Do you rthiize that my shoes have been the stan dard for ovev 30 vears, that I make and sell more - $3.00, (3.50 a1(j 4.oo shoes than any other manu facturer In th, 'Jutted States, and that Dollar for Dollar, I Ot1Hrante my Shoes to hold their Shape, look fit better, and wear longer than amy other Ji.oo, $3.60 or $4.00 shoes you can buy? Quality bnnts, and quality has made my shoes ni iubi ire rue issuers) oi me veoriu. You wll be oleased when vou buy my shoes because the fit and appearance, and when it eore.'-VUn for vnu to nurchaae anotlier nair. vou Cm r mVire than pleased because the last one Wore so we ana gave you so mucu couuurt. iitioMi None genuine without W.L.Domda nam ""Ti.tampe4.on bottom. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE. If your dealer naanot Hprly you with W. I. Douglas hoes, write tor Mitil Order Catalog. . .. W. L. D01Q1AS, US Spark Street Brockto, gam. Discontent and Progress. The pessimist who refuses to believe In any advance Is quite as wrong; as the optimist who denies that there Is any necessity for a forward movement. Now, as always, discontent Is a duty, for it Is condition precedent to prog ress. It is not discontent that throw the dynamite bomb; It la despair. Brander Mfltrfcpw. V- Desperate Coughs r Dangerous coughs. Extremely perilous coughs. Coughs that rasp and tear the throat and lungs. Coughs that shake the whole body. You need a regu lar medicine, a doctor's medi cine, for such a cough. Ask your doctor about Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. A We publiah oar formal tiers IV m banish aleohot front our anedietno We art 7 cm to eonault your doetor CAP and Record In Size. Yi rars-nst theater La tha Pari Opera house, covering three aoresf the largest bronze statue, that of FeV ter the Great In Bt Petersburg, weigh, tng 1,100 tons. The biggest atone) statue la In Janan. 44 feet high: the largest college Is In Cairo, with over ten thousand students and 810 teacn- ers. Damascus has the honor of be ing the oldest city. STARED AT PROF. BRANEF0G Absent-Minded Pedagogue Didn't Know Whether He Had Put Baby or Wife's Hat in Oven. The people didn't merely look at Professor Branefog they stared. He knew he was absent-minded at times, and he wondered whether he had rub bed his face with boot polish instead of cold cream after he had shaved, or whether he had forgotten to change his dressing-gown for his frock-coat But a kindly policeman put things right. "Are you aware, sir, that you are carrying a Joint of beef in your arms?" he asked. "Goodness me!" said the professor, "1 knew something "Was wrong. My wife told me to put her Sunday hat os the bed, to place this roast in the oven, and to take the baby and the dog for a walk." ; "You've not put the baby In the oven, surely?" said the law's guardian. "I put something in it," said Brane' fog; "but I don't know whether it was the haby or the dog." With bated breath they hurried to the professor's house. Here, on the bed, lay the baby and the dog; but It was Just as bad for Branefog. It was his wife's Sunday hat that was in the oven! FORCE OF HABIT. Prospective Purchaser' Is that good automobile? Dealer (who used to sell horses) Why, sir, that automobile Is so gentle it will eat out of your hand. Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby's Body. "When my baby was four month old his face broke' out with eczema, and at sixteen months of age, his face, hands and arms were in a dreadful state. The eczema spread all over bis body. We had to put a mask or cloth over his face and tie up his hands. Finally we gave him Hood's Sarsapa- rilla and in a few months he was en tirely cured. Today he is a healthy boy." Mrs. Inez Lewis, Baring, Maine. Hood's Sarsaparllla cures blood dis eases and builds up the system. Get It today in usual ilauld form or chocolated tablets called SarsatabS Restoring Ivory. To restore ivory carvings that havo become discolored, expose&hem under. glass to the rays of the aun, after hav ing removed the dust - by brushing them with warm water and soap. Turn them from time to time, so that all sides will be eaually bleached. Uothem wffl find Mrs. WlnrtoWi Boothlnfl Byrup tue best remedy to use loi their children luring the teething period. GETTING , WHAT YOU WANT Many Wish to Prosper, But Do Not Wish It Enough to Make Sacrifices. Ton ordered your steak well-done. The waiter brought It to you rare. You ate It, although you do not like rare steak. You could have sent the steak back and bad It the way you wanted It. You didn't take the trouble. You wanted well-done steak, but you didn't want it--enough. That Is the way lots of people go through life. They wish to be pros peroua, but they do not wish it enough to make the self-sacrifices necessary for saving. They wish to be well-edu cated, but they do not take the time to read the books that would Increase their knowledge. Yet the old Ger man proverb, "What a man wills he can," Is true. You can have what you wish, If you wish hard enough. Suppose you make up your mind that you are going to get to the top in your office. If you really wish to you can. There will be opportunitieF to master detailB In positions above yours. If you are really working for your wish, you will grasp these, even If It means unpaid overtime or the sacrifice of personal pleasure. Map out the course In life you wish to follow, set as a goal whatever place you wish to attain, then keep con sistently work-wishing, doing every thlnsc vou can to attain your end. You will get there every time. Exchange Leaders In Their Line. -The greatest bank, saya Harperi Weekly, is the Bank of England, In London; the oldest college la Univer sity college. Oxford, founded la 1050; the largest library, the National In Paris, containing nearly three million volumes. If It's Your Eye Use Pcttit's Eye Salve for inflammation, stvs. itchintr lids. eye aches, defects of vision and sensi- Live lu Birong ugnis. aii aruggiBts or Howard Bros; Money and Earning. Feuds of this nature, though too fre quent In the country, are very fatal to the ordinary people, who are so used to be dazzled with riches that they pay as much deference to the under standing of a man of estate as of a man of learning; and are .very hardly brought to regard any truth, how Im portant soever it may be, that Is preach ed to them, when they know there aro several men of five hundred a year who do not believe It Joseph Ad dison. .' ' ": '' : . ."' ' ' - On the Wane. "John!"- "Well, honeybunch!" "You are smoking!" i "Why, come tp notice it, so I am!" "You promised me that you would give up smoking the day we were married!" . . "And I did give it up, dear the day we were married." , Its Nature. "It is a wonder that oil Is such a big affair in the days news." "Why should it not be?" "Because it is such a puerile mat ter." , ,. - No 8tlnt vMiss Gabbles-Yes, I invariable weigh my words. Mr. Blunt Well, It's a safe bet that you have never been accused of giv tag short weight Pessimistic. ; "I think my boy will be a poet when he grows up." "Oh, don't be pessimistic; he may turn out to be a useful citizen." A Arwtnr will tell VOU that a medi- flUJ tWWW . cine like Ayer's Cherry Pectoral cannot do its best work if the bowels are con stipated. Ask your doctor if he knowa anything better than Ayer's Pills for cor recting tnis IlUggisnncaa oi uic uvea. oi Mailo J mi T V -t i Lack of Courtesy. "Did the official in the case- make an excuse to his convict client for not getting his releaser "No excuse; didn't even beg his pardon." Choice of Evils. "Don't you know," said the young widow, "that a bachelor la an object i of public derision?" "I have heard so," rejoined the old , bachelor, "and I have also heard that ; a married man gets hia at home." I ' : ' t ! Have Ua Bluffed. "Yon give your opponent an ad- vantage if you let him know you are afraid," remarked the morallzer. "Perhaps," rejoined the demoralizer, "that is why the microbes find us such easy marks." j - ! Obliging, i Is this where John Jonea lives?" ! "No, this is hia home; but you cata come in and call up his club If you j want to." i ' '' PATENTS COPYRKMTS AND TRADE MARKS secured. Book of accurate information free on request. I If Mtll K 719 Rnard of TraiU BloV. Portland. Or. (Late of 11. 6. Patent Office. H unhinU)n. V. 0.) SCHUMACHER FUR CO. Manufacturers of Furs. Raw Furs hoaarht ana sold. Furs remodeled a specialty. 209 Madison St., bet. first and Front Sts , Portland, Oregon A Doubtful Member. I Miss Wood's kindergarten elasi there were eight pupils, four girls ani four boys. One of the boys, however had not yet reached the estate of kilts not to mention trousers. Accordingly when little Susan Phelps was asked bj a visitor to tell how many boys and Low many girls there were, her con fused reasoning went as follows: "There's eight one, two, three, four five, six, Bev:a. tl"-t. Miss Elliott" shf replied. "And if he's a girl" shi pointed at one who wore dresses in stead of manly garb "why, there'i five girls, and one, two, three boys But if she's a boy, there's one, two three, four girls, and one, two foul boys. She'a really a boy, you know Miss Elliot" she confided, In concln ion. -Youth's Companion. , Patriotism. "I know a fellow," remarked the man on the car, "who saya that every time he hears a band play 'Yankee Doodle' he can feel the goose pimples creeping all over him, and yet it takes a precinct committeeman to drag him to polls on registration day." Munyon's Witrh Hnrol Soap- WHEN YOUR WIFE FAINTS New Method of Resuscitation More Effective Than Usual Way of Ap plying Friction. When my wife faints, which la miserably often, I Jo not apply fric tion in the usual absurd way rubbing backward and forward, which must alternately check and accelerate the passage of the blood but taking hold of one of her hands with my left hand I place the thumb and finger of my right hand tight around her wrist and pass them firmly up toward her elbow Having brought tLm back loosely to the wrist I pass them firmly up again, and when I have repeated the operation two or three times, some times on both arms, I have the pleas ure of hearing the ejaculation, "I fee) better now." When I flrBt had recourse to this means of resuscitating my lady she exclaimed Instinctively on two different occasions, without being at all aware that I had had any partic lar Intention, "Oh, that is what I seem to want" , 1 ' From the Invariable and immediate effect of this mode of friction I flatter myself that It is not unworthy the no tice of the medical practitioner in the friction of cholera patients, a process which should be much oftener resort ed to and more energetically persisted In than It generally Is. Letter to the Lancet ' is more soothing than ja Cold Cram; more heal ing than any lotion, lini ment or salve; more beau tifying than any cosmetic. ,nd . that will be Hosted tcrs Stomach Bitters everY time. This is the opinio11 of the thousands who have taken it during the pas 57 years. It is a real leader as a tonic, stomach remedy and appetizer. Try a bottle today. It is for Poor Appetite. Headache, Indigestion. Dyspepsia, Colds. Grippe and Malaria. Fever and Ague. Always insist on in 0STETTER CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER CUT RATE fJUSIC ROUSE STRING AND BAND INSTRUMENTS All Sheet Music 15c Mail orders carefully at- tendedta SMITH & STOREY 127 FUth St., Portland, Or. "FILL YOUR OWN TEETH" FILL-0 If you have aching teeth or cavitiea and you aro) too nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O. the home dentist - At druggists or by mail, 60c. FILL-0 MFC CO., 351 Enpira BHj.. Scallk. Wa. Blumaer-Frank Drug Co.. distributors for Oregon EARN an ORCHARD HOOD RIVER ORCHARD LAND for sale by owner; choice ten acres 9i miles from city, elevation about 1,600 feet, almost level, red shot soil, two acres six-year-old trees; balance raw state. Price $1,700, easy terms. To reliable party will give work clearing and caring for adjoining ten acres, amount to apply on purchase price. Ad dress P. O. Box 131, Portland, or phone A 5374. o wW$ o t wmfyj V jfi. A v A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IK PAINLESS DENTISTRY Painleaa Extraction .....Pre Silver Filling So Oold Filling.... 75c 22 K. Cold Crown 3 Porcelain Crown W Molar Gold Crowns W Bridge Work, 22 K. Ooll... .3 Inlay Fills. Pure Cold t2 Very Nice Rubber Plata... .M Brat Rubber Plate on Earth. 7 ALL THIS WORK 18 GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money tway. A dollar saved titwodollara earned. Our original reliahle Mod era Painleaa Methods and oar perfected office equip ment eaves us time and yoor money. BOSTON DENTISTS, 5tB$MrTisa,PrtlaBa Entrance 291M Morriaoa, oppoaftc Poattttncc and Meier Frank. Ettabiiahea Ja Portias1 10 yean. Ope eavntof aedl t athf landan and! UiVk kit paopl vho arerk. E JbP E ia aw W 11 ZM 1 m name to remember en you need a remedy for COUCHg end COLDS Du Quetne's First Fight. A monument of the gallant Admiral Du Quesne has lust been provided al Bouchet, where he was burled In 1688, and the story of his first fight la there fore apposite. He was the son of a ship builder, and at the age of 17 was Dlaced In command of one of bis father's vessels. He sailed forth, es pied a Dutch vessel, boarded It, com pelled It to surrender and brought it Into port. Not until he had been car ried through the streets In triumph on the shoulders of his fellow towns men did it occur to the officials that France and Holland were at peace. That fact being admitted, legal pro ceedings had to follow, as the result of which the youthful captain was warned to be more careful another time. Richelieu, however, heard of his exploit, and without considering the comity of nations offered him a com mission in the navy. Favored Age. When the teacher looked severely at Isadora Levlnsky, all Ideas fled from him. When asked to name the presidents, he could think of just five with four long gaps between them. "I am surprised, Isadore," said the. teacher, who had left middle age well In the background. "When I was 11 yeat-a old, more than a year younger than you are now, I could recite the list of presidents without a single mis take Or a moment's hesitation." "Teacher, yes, ma'am," said Isadore, humbly; then a brilliant and comfort ing idea came to him. "But there couldn't to have been half as many presidents to remember then, was there, teacher V Youth' Companion, OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIVER AND BLADDER TROUBLES. I am frequently troubled with kidney and bladder trouble, especially in the Spring and Fall. Being an old Veteran of the Civil War, a little exposure or cold settles on my kidneys, and then I am laid up with kidney or bladder trouble. Your Swamp-Root was recom mended to me a number of years ago, and I took a number of bottles of it and was more than pleased with the re sults. I consider Swamp-Boot the greatest and best kidney medicine on the market and it never fails to give quick results in kidney trouble, bladder trouble and lame back. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Boot has done me so much good that. I feel if any words of mine will be the means of relieving any poor sufferers, that you are at liberty to use this letter as you see fit. Yours very truly, 1 GEORGE W. ATCHLEY. State of Iowa, . Des Moines, la. Polk County, ss. A. B. Hansen, a retail druggist of this city being first duly sworn deposes and says, that he is well acquainted with George W. Atchley who gave the above testimonial; that said Atchley made and signed said testimonial in my presence and that I have sold said Atchley a part of the Swamp-Boot referred to in above testimonial. Affiant further says that George W. Atchley is a well known citizen of this city, and an honorable man, and that it was Mr. Atchley 's de sire to give said testimonial. A. B. HANSEN. Subscribed to in my presence, and sworn to before me, this 23rd of March 1909. E. J. FISK, Notary Public, A Contemporary Opinion of Byron. These poems ("Hours of Idleness") completely prove, that although George Gordon, Lord Byron, a minor, whose portrait we give, may be a gentleman, an orator, or a statesman, unless he Improves wonderfully, ho can never be a poet. From the 8ati 1st, London. 1807. ' ' Honor Trees and Plant. . The Siamese always offer libations to trees before cutting them down. The natives of Sumatra pay special honor to certain trees supposed to embody the wood spirits, while the In habitants of the Society Islands pay similar rpT"1T to om plants. V. HOWARD E. BITRT05 - Amayer and Ohemlat, Leadville, Colorado. Hpeoimen luiotai Gold, Silver. Lead, $1. Uuld, Silver, ?6oi Gold. (Oo; Zine or Copper, II- Mulling envelopes and full price list plication, loniroi ana umpire wwmw sent oa application. Control and limp Uolted. Beferanoei Carbonate National Try mmii eye r.i"EDf For Red, Weak, Wetry, Watery Erti uid.N GRANULATED EYELIDS 1 Murine Doesn't Smart-Soothes Eye Pain Drouiats Sell Maria Er Reswdr, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.M Murine Eye Salve, in Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00 EYE BOOKS AND ADVICE FREE BY MAIL Murine Eye Remedy Co.,Chicaga The Exiled Bucket It can't be possible that this new faw affecting drinking cups and other receptacles really abolishes the 'old oaken bucket 1" It Is true, of course, that in several towns of the state the well and its bucket are still In pub lic use, and a man with an Inordi nate thirst prefers the bucket to the tin cup that generally accompanies it But for sentiment's sake somebody should have been shrewd enough when the law was enacted to exempt the wellsweep from the clutches of scien tific progress. Hall to the disappear ance of the public drinking cup, but "weeps" for the exiled oak bucket! Poor Attention to Detail. Orltto "My dear air, your story is rery much lacking In attention to de tail Hero you say: 'He watched with admiration the fashionable beauty aa sho went up the street with free, grace ful, swinging steps,' " Author "Well, whatfa the matter with thatT" If aha was a fashionable beauty, how eould aha walk that way today r For the AmMt(ras- (Eaucatton by nail for those who cannot attorn! In person. All inatrnctum, luuiudiug nnai examination. I FREE, lur teachers, students preparing for college or nnirersi -ty. women' olubs, granges, ung'iipurs and bom makers. Do preliminary examina tion Is required This mail course mean opportunity for you. Send for a descriptive bulletin to the Correspondence Study Department University of Oregon Eugene - - - Oregon Lattar to nr. Kilmer A Oo, Binghamton, N. Y. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, tell ing all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper, Jtor sale at all drug stores Price fifty-cents and one-dollar. The Truth at Last City Girl "Oh, the darling little chickens, Just out of their shells t At what age are they ready for market?" Farmer "Anywhere up to eight years, lady." Headache "M v father has been a sufferer from sick headache for the last twenty-five years and never found any relief until he began taking your Cascarets. Since he has begun taking Cascarets he has never had the headache. They have entirely cured him, Cascarets do what you recommend tbetn to do. I will give you the privilege ot using his name." . M. Dickson, U20 Resiner St., W. Indianapolis, Ind. Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Tante Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Grip. 10c. 25c 60. Never sold in bulk. The a-en-uln tablet ataunped C C C. Guaranteed to -cure or your money back. Yrrnra IM1 ALCOHOL OPIUM TOBACCO Jlabita On I rant) ' I tflsT'iWirfrifc S ii i . Compare Our Prices With those too have been In th hstilt of paring, and yoa will sue that we or jon a aulMitantlal av. in on all work and von cannot get better painless Work anywhere, no tuattor how much 70a pay. We finish plate and bridKe work for out-of-town patrons in one day If desired. Palnleas oxtraotioa free when plates or bridge work is order d. Consultation frae. Molar Crowns 55.00 22kBHdg.Taath4.00 iQoldFllllnrt 1.0U Enamel Filling- 1.00 Silver Fllltnira ' .50 Good Rubber - Plata 5.00 Beit fled Rubber- A .Flats , 7.50 M.W.I. Will, PiiraiiriaaMiaiaia Painless Extr'tlon .011 as ma amautHu is remiss HIT MITNOM Ail work fullr guaranteed for fifteen fears. Wise Dental Co., Inc. Painless Dentists FiWnr. Bulldlm, Third ind Washington. PORTLAND, ORE, OfiiMHoara: tA.al.teir.lt. Sunaars, I te 1 C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made life study of tha ?ropertie of Root, lerb and Barks, and Ik (riving tha world th benefit of hi service. No Mercury, Poisons or Drug Used. No Operation or Cutting Guarantee to euro Catarrh, Asthma, hong, Stomach and Kidney trouble, and all Private Duwase of M n and Women. A SUR5 CANCER CURE Just received from Pekin, China safe, sort) and reliable. U..failinT in its work. If you cannot call, writ for symptom blank and circular. Incloe 4 cent in atampa. CONSULTATION FREE The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 1t3Vi first St., cor. Morrison, Portland, Or. Positively Oared, thoriied Keoli-J in. write stltntA In Ovmio for Illustrated circular. i HIM INOTITUT!, 71 L 1 1 TH N. 29 PNU No. 47-t0 Wll Kit wrltlngr to advertlior pica mention thi paper. "Fighting the Dental Trust" First By locating; on the EAST SIDE, where our expense are very low, actually doing th hifc-heet class of dental work for much lea than the big West Side "Parlor." Second Remember, we have no hired dentiaU. no ao-calhad we do our own work. specialist" student. Third We do not eharge YOU f20 and then syfl the same thlnrtn some one else lor IS, That i. what we mean when we say ONE LOW PRICE, THE SAME TO ALL AZelKa W QierfuHy Examine and EUmaU Your Work Free. ' . The Big East Side One-Price Dentists Corai Union Av. and Eaat Morrison ur fa. m. to S p. m. Sunday, to L DRS. KELSKTT A PITTXNGER Wj bava lived in Oregon and Portland mora than 25 yeaia,