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TURKEYS Have you any Turkeys to Mil for Thenks- aivingT Have you Ducks to sellT Have you Geesea to sell? Have you Chicken to sell? Bow many? Get into communication with fts at once. Address . FRANK L. SMITH MEAT Ca .. "nhtins; the Beef Trusf ' PORTLAND. OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out ard plate and bridge work i .e. For out-of-town patrons we finish plata and bridge work in one day if necessary. "CJTa PRICES: afVH?T U Crr.....$S.0C EatiatlFiBnn... $1.0C ShwFiJinji.... 50c ej Coed Rubber FUlss $5.0C g -ra- ruMn utrscMa.. aw - BEST METHODS Painless Extraction Free when plates or bridg-c Work is ordered; Consultation Free. You cannot Kt better painless work anywhere, no mattei w much you pay. . All Work fully Guaranteed for Hfteen Years Dr. B. Wright Co. 342J Washington St, Portland, Oregon Take ear at depot and transfer to; Washing-ton St Keeping Young and Well. . Here Is a receipt for keeping young and well: Find an occupation and lovt It with all your heart Think kindly of and act Justly toward those by whom you are surrounded. This recipe, if followed, will Insure a gotfd diges tion, sound health, and never falls tfl make a woman of forty-five look axU feel fifteen years younger. WHY suffer with ey f roubles, quicli relief from using FEl'TIT'S EYE SALVE 26c. All drug guts or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Glory In Doing One's Beet. The reason so many people are moi contented and happy to their wort la because they do not do their bes) at It Never be satisfied with second bests. RHEUMATISM ,. IT WILL CURE Get a 25-cent vial. If it fails to cure I will re fund your money. Munyon's, Phila. ' MUNYON'S RHEUMATISM CURE jUT RATE MUSIC HOUSE STRING AND BAND ! Bheet Music 15c Mail orders carefully at taled to. . llfc SMITH & STOREY i y V lov THttVi B.t. VnrMn4 nr V FILL YOUR OWN TEETH' FILL-0 I If you have aching teeth or cavities and you an ( (D nervous for the dental ordeal, try Fill-O. th . .tne dentist. At druggists or by mail, 25c I HFG CO, 3S1 Empire BUg.. Seaitla. Wan, -Frank Drug; Co distributors for Oregon COFFEEOl TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER . EXTRACTS JJURIGHr CLOSSET&DEVEHS PORTLAND, ore. hj. mj w xjBxae.yr 1 ,'3.50 &4 shoes: YS'SHOE8, $2.00,12.80413.00 it t n...j.. cct nrt an GA. rut Msm mro pomftlwety thm burnt mm da mmd mo a popular mhomm tmr thm prfom ' At Ammrlcm, and arm the moat moonont- leal aAoM for you to buy. Do vou realise that my shoes hare been the stag, dnrd lt over 30 rears, that I make and sell mors S3 60, 13.50 and $4.00 shoes than any other manu facturer in tlie United States.nnd that Dollar fos Italian-, I Gmtrsnte) sty Shoes to hold theil shape, look ami fit better, and war longer thaa suit other $3.00, 3j0 or $1.00 shoes yon caa buy 1 Quality count, and quality Has mule my inoea what they are The Lenders of the World. You will be pleaded when you buy ray shoes because of the fit and appearance, and when II cmr time for yuil to purchase another pair, yoi will be more than pleased because the last onet wore so well, and gave you so much comfort. CAUTION! X one geuuros without W I.TVinirlst nm an orte stamped oa bottom. TAKE NO SihSTtTUTa If year 4elr nairoot supply yon with W. L. Doadss Jtwee, wriu lor Mali Order Catio. W.L. BOUOLAi, US Stiark Stfcct, Brack, Mmm Location of Garden of Eden. Vhe late General Gordon firmly be lleved the Coco de Mer to be the for bidden fruit, and the Seychelles is lands to be the site of the Garden of Eden. This idea was so firmly fixed in his mind that he caused soundings to be taken of the surrounding sea, for the purpose of tracing the courses of the four rivers, and the results con firmed him in his belief. Barks: Herbs That have great medicinal power, are raised to their highest efficiency, for purifying and enriching the blood, as they are combined in Hood's Sarsa parllla. 40,366 testimonials received by actual count in two years. Be sure to take Hood's Sarsaparilla Get It today in usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. METHODICAL MB. 'LINXOM. Via Mysterlons Gain of Two If In. ntes Made Clear to Him. "I am, I have been all my life," said Mr. Bllnxom, according to the New York Sun, "a very methodical man. I rise at a certain hour, take my breakfast at a certain time and start downtown dally always at a certain minute Jthe clock; but this day for some unaccountable reason I found myself " starting two minute early, and really It quite disturbed me.' I couldn't understand how or where I had gained that two minutes. "But that wasn't the only bewilder ing thing that was to happen to m this morning. At the office when 1 took off my hat the office boy, before, he could check himself, started back from me with a look of astonishment A man who came in to see me firs mlnvites later looked at me' for a mo ment with what was clearly amaze ment, and another man who came in a little later still started back a step when he aaw me with 'Er-r-r hm-m ha' before he collected himself and got down to business. , "Then, at a later time yet, when I sent for my stenographer, who la com monly very calm and sedate, why, when she came In she all but laughed at me this morning, and she seemed to be quivering with merriment over something all through my dictation. What could it all mean? Really, I was lost in wonderment over It all until It came time to go out to lunch eon, when, as I was drying my hands, I happened to see myself in a mirror. Then I was ready to laugh after I had got over my amazement. "My head looked like that of tht wild man of Borneo, my hair was so mixed up and twisted and tousled. I had somehow forgotten to comb my hair this morning, and no wonder I had created a commotion. But I was glad of one thing. This made it all clear to me how I had come to gain that two minutes in starting away from home, and that was a satisfac tion to me, anyway, for I am very methodical." Do not regard the flea with great contempt; it Is about the only crea ture which gets any work out of a dog. HOWARD E. BURTOH - Amerer anil Chemlrt, Leedville, Colorado. Specimen prices: Gold, BlWer, Lead, tl. Hold, Silver, ?5o; Gold. 0O0; Zioo or Oopper, SI. Mulling envelopes and full price list ssnt on appliostion. Control and Umpire work so licited, Beferonre; Carbonate National Ua.uk. earn ORCHARD HOOD RIVER ORCHARD LAND for sale bv owner: choice ten acres 9J miles from city, elevation about 1.C00 feet, almost level, red shot soil, two acres six-year-old trees; balance raw state. Price $1,700, easy terms. To reliable party will give work clearing and , caring for adjoining ten acres, amount to apply oh purchase price. Ad dress P. O. Box 131, Portland, or phone A 5374. . : - a m m m m m a nav a a ana bbw b i si sis WHY WASH YUUH LIU AWAY WHEN WE MAKE WASH DAY A HOLIDAY and for the insiamifii-ant sum of $2.25, with The Oresron Compressed Air Clothes Washer. Th i little maehine, winch works In an ordinary wash tub with practi cally no effort, (a child can work It) cleanses a tub of clothes in three minutes. It's the cir culation of hot water, soap and air that does the work. PRICES: , Tin Machine $2 25 Galvanized Iron... 2.75 Oopper 3,60 Express prepaid. Never sold In stores. Send for one today. Agents wanted everywhere. COLUMBIA MrC CO. 131 Tenth St., Portland, Ore. Compare Our Prices With those nm hsre been In the habit of paring, and roe will m tbet we offer joa a substantial s issoa all work and yon casnot ft better painless work aaiwhere, ao utw how mach yea par. We nnUa piste ana bridce work for out-of-town patrons is one day If desires, rainless estvaotioa free when platss or brides work it order ed. CsBSulUtits Ins. Hilar Crews. $5.00 ZZkBrHf.Tsrtk4.00 60U riikn 1.09 Easael Fiilinys ICO SiW fDlinn .50 Good Rasher Pistes S.63 BsrlR.d Riibbsr- Plstsa 7.50 PtialessEjrtr'thM .50 car MarrnoDa AB work fully guaranteed few fifteen years. Wise Dental Co.9mc Painless Dentists MnsttsMltf. TWrt tni WWnftw. POtTUKB.ORt emes lesrss ( A. at. le . k. Season. I Wl ii nr 1 1" -lif rSiefa nil rj B- W. a. Witt, t isms. a tu amsuaas ranusi SOXTTH AMERICAN CITIES. Vsdern Spirit Seen la Argentlaa, Brasll, Chile ansl Peru. The munlclDality of Buenos Aires will have lta own exhibit, but this wlD not take Into account the Indescribable attractiveness of tl largest city In the Southern Hemisphere. Here alone Is an oblect lesson of the progress and accomplishment of South America. The business and social , life , there is equaled only by that of London, Paris or New York. The luxury and display are exceeded not even by these capi tals. But what is seen in the metrop olis of Argentina by no means ex hausts the astonishment of the individ ual who for the first time becomes really Interested in our sister conti nent, says Albert Hale in the Ameri can Review of Reviews. There is no place in the exhibition for illustration of the development of genuine civiliza tion in these cities of South America, but in their way they express even bet ter perhaps than railways and trans- rjortatlon all that la to the credit of these ten republics celebrating a natal day. Manaos, 1,000 miles up the Ama zon, is as modern as Kansas City. Rio de Janeiro, which the traveler on the way down must pass, with its magnifi cent Evenida Central, its beautiful har bor Just Bearing completion at a' cost of $50,000,000, can put to the blush many a city of the Old or New World for the excellence of Its civic progress. If this traveler is wise he will not 'be content with the exhibition alone, but will cross the Andes and learn further lessons from such cities as Santiago and Valparaiso In Chile and Lima In Pent., They all manifest the spirit ol the twentieth century with as much vigor as our cities display and, as a rule, they are far more beautiful, sur nrising- as the statement may appear to the untraveled North American. BETTER HEALTH WILL RESULT To the thousands of per sons who suffer from ail ments of the Stomach, Kid neys. Liver or Bowels, and who therefore feel hal sick all the time, we want to urge an immediate trial of Hostetter's Stomach Bit ters. We know from past experience that it will be of great benefit to you and bring about an improve ment in your health." - It is for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Malarial Fever. Try it today. ; OlH.TImw Eiooueal Rlna. ' I ' A particularly beautifwi form of e pousal 'tg was known aa the "glm mel" or linked ring, which was made in parts, which, when brought to gether, assumed the appearance of he rlna shown with clasped handa. Saves Edge of Pie. . A wire contrivance, patented by as Illinois man to lift a pie from an oven Is designed to operate so that the edg of the crust will not be broken. ) , SCHUMACHER FUR CO. f Manufacturers of Furs. Raw Furs boutht and sold. Furs remodeled a specialty. 209 Madisor St., bet. First and Front Sta , Portland, Oregoe PATENTS COPTRIQHTf D TIADt MAIM seeurwd. Book, 'of accurate information free on request ' Information frei J. I. MOCK. 719 Buni aftrtai Bsk. Psriusi. Or. (Late or U. 8. Patent Offioe. Waahlnstoa, V. 0.) KEG8 f BARRELS jl: 1 FINKE BROS. : 183 Madison St. poruand, Oregon RELIABLE DENTISTRY REASONABLE RATES rslSstsfTeiwetlr....SSJO lrls-i ar Test wife s PUl...l3.l.t5.00 U IjtW Thlmmh ..fl5 (ml IMm TXn -b..iS.W (t'JmHnmmCrmm ..tt.Se I. $5.00 Ui sr PsrosWw rOsc (1 m 3wwrakeiw...S0c.tl ftMsa bssds, sak. . . .S9t fati seal rkaw an snfatsi OUR WORK 6UARANTUB PERFECT Kpseisi akteatlea as et-ef-lowB petreas. Drop as s posts! lor aepolalBieBi. Oat-ol-lowa work eompleted la s asy. Me better work an whsie. Modnra eonlpmeni. aWerr eperaiaw a sveoialist. tsir sneaoaat. , THE NEW YORK DENTISTS BE. M. A KIMIfin, atfr. Isarc ( a . t-s. su kaakis, ( a sl k I s. . K L tar. Few as! stakes, rsrdsat trajat TAKC A oOtt or X ' THt BEST MCDICINC ior COUOHI & COLDS AP and B THE PORTER WAS WELL PAID Pussy and Choleric Old Gentleman Forces Money Onto Wrong ln V dividual Had HI Way. A lively looking porter stood on the rear platform of a sleeping car in Ufa Grand Central station when a fussy and choleric old man clambered up the steps. He stopped at the door, puffed for a moment, and then turned to the man in uniform. "Porter," he said, "I'm going to Chi cago. I want to be well taken care of. I pay for It Do you understand V , "Yes, sir; but " I "Never mind any buts.' Yc. listen to what I say. Keep the train boys away from .me. Dust me off when ever I want you to. Give me an extra blanket, and if there Is any one in the berth over .me, slide him into an other. I want you to" "But, say, boss, I" "Young man, when I'm giving in structions I prefer to do the talking myself. You do aa I say. Here Is a two-dqjlar bill. I want to get the good of It. Not a word, air." The train was starting. The porter pocketed the bill with a grin and swung himself to the ground. "All right, boss!" he shouted. "You can do th' talkln If you wast to. I'm powerful sorry you wouldn't let me tell yqu but I ain't goin' out on that train.", Oh, That's Itr "Your husband is crazy to go up in an aeroplane, Isn't be?" "Yes, and I have promised him that he may do so a year from now." "Do you think aeroplanes will be so much improved in a year's tlmei" "I don't know anything about that, but his life Insurance policy forbids his going up in a balloon or an aero plan,e within a year." - informing, uon. kittle Willie Say, pa, what la an Indian reservation? : Pa An Indian reservation, my son. Is a lot of land on which the Indians are allowed to , live until , the white men want it J y A MISTAKE TO BE ALIVE. ' Blunderman You thought I was go ing to die, but I'm alive yet; you see, you were mistaken. ' i Dr. Speshllst No, my dear sir, the lletake is yours! ' , A Conscientious Dealer. "Are you sure this milk is absolute ly free from germs?' inquired the cau tious young housekeeper. "Yes, lady," he replied. "We boil every drop of water that goes into it" Its Use. ! Visitor What do you use this bit, laundry for? Facetious Warden To wash and Iron the convicts, ma'am. Running Away. "What , Is your line of argument when you meet old Borely on the street with his tariff ideas?" "The nearest car line." Our Language. "Mamma prophesied that he would make a bad husband, tool" "Welir He's made good!" ' 1 5- Sherman ty lay & Co. , ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS , '. SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST:, PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Fiano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because ' V - ' At the end of thirty days' the Piano ITSELF will convince you of the following factsi It's the best value on earth for the price ($275.) . - It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALL Y right! - '. - ' A We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275 on easy, payments -that ) we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN. 1 V It will tell Ws own story to you in your home If you'll send us the coupon. - ' ' Please send me Ml particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer, v Name, Address, . . . i -,, ... i A A Matter of Planes. "Life la on a much higher plane than it used to be. , "Yes. Which do yon prefer bi or mono?" Barred. "Yon should love your enemies." "I would like to, but Lam a vegetarian." DOCTORS ADVISED OPERATION- DECIDED TO TRY GREAT KIDNEY REMEDY. - I want to tell you in a few words what your Swamp-Root did for me, be lieving that my testimony may do some other suffering person a great deal of good. About Bix years ago, I was danger ously ill, consulted three doctors, all of whom said 1 had kidney trouble, une of the doctors analyzed my urine and reported that I had gravel, and further said that in order to regain my health and life, an operation would be neces sary. I did not want to be operated on as I was afraid that I would not re eovei. Someone told me of Dr. Kil mer's Swamp-Root and said it was a reliable medicine for kidney trouble, so I decided to try it, and I went to Mr. Rose, the druggist, at 803 Central Ave., Minneapolis, and bought a bottle, took it, noticed results and continued taking it until I was entirely cured. Having been free from any kidney trouble for over six years, I consider that I am absolutely cured and know that Swamp-Root has the credit I never fail to tell my friends about your remedy, as I believe it is the best of its kind. Your U & 0 Ointment is also very good. We are never without a jar in our house. Yours very truly, MRS. MARGARET E. ANDERSON, Minneapolis, Minn. State of Minnesota ga County of Hennepin f Personally appeared before me this 23d day of Sept., 1909, Mrs. Margaret E. Anderson, of the City of Minneapolis of the State of Minnesota, who sub scribed the above, and on oath says that the same is true in substance and in fact M. M. Kerridge. Notary Public. . Commission expires March 26, 1914. Latter to Sr. KUaisr a Os. Blnghiaitsn, M. T. Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. ' i ou win aiso receive a booklet ot valuable information, tell ing all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. For sale at all drug Btores. Price fifty-cents and one-dollar. Could Live on Waste. In the various discussions of the. high cost of living, it Is frequently suggested that waste is . responsible for some ot it A Frenchman is re s ported as saying that he could live; la any American village better than any. of the inhabitants on what the;, in' habitants throw away. i - 1 . Mothers will And Mrs. WlnsloVf Boothia Byrup the best remedy to Use lot tbelr ohUdrtA luring the tee tiling period, - Merely a Question of Comfort. "Now, doctor," complained a bitr lous patient, "my great trouble is ele phants pink ones). Not that I object to elephants, you understand. I like them but they do crowd one eV-w ttaooeea Maraalne. ' Good Measure. In rente I like a lengthy deal 1 like the old time bard. I like old poems like "Lucille" you read 'em by the yard. LAUNCH FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE For Real Estate. 10-foot over all; 6-foot beam; 40-H. P. Sterling- engine: carry 20 passengera; a first-class outfit; $1800. C. W. B. 616 Milwaukee St. Portland. Of. KODAKS DKx??i? Writs for catalogues and literature. Developing and printing. Mall orders given prompt attantka) Portland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third Street fOHTLAND. ORB. iff Tents, Awnings. Sails Colt, Hammocks, Cum im tsrsn 1 or 1,000 at factory prices. PACiriC TtNT AND AWNINO CO. 27 N. First SU Portland. Oa. try nmmi eye mmj N tm V.A W.sb Wssrw WstsFtaeJ 11 GRANULATED EYEXID3 l as i ti IA.O i. a 1.1 T7 r I-1 juurineioesn voniarw ouutueativw tain DrsiiUsj SsB Marias Iyslssssy, Liaald. lit. Sis, $1.01 Murine Eye Salve, In Aseptla Tubes, 25. $1.04 EYE BOOKS AND ADVICE FRED BY MAUi MurineEyeRemedyCoChieaSQ 8elf-Help. , It ! not welL my Mend, to run to the craftsman, whatever may befall, nor in every matter to need another's aid, nay, fashion a pipe thyself, ana to thee the task is easy. -Blon, trans lation of Andrew Lang. 1 Bad Breath "For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath having a bad odor. Two weeks ago a friend recommended Caacarets and after using them I can willingly and cheerfully say that they nave entirely cured me. I therefore let you know that I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles." Cbas. II. Hal pern, 114 B. 7th St., New York, N. Y. Pleasant Palatable, Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Biolcen. Weaken or Gripe. 10c 26c, 60c Never sold In bulk. The gen atne tablet stamped CCC Guaranteed te core or your money back. . Cigar Boxes for Peppem ' Connecticut Is an enterprising state. Its chief products in the good oW days before the pure food laws were wood en nutmegs and basswood hams. Now she boasts a philanthropist who was recently arrested for grinding op cigar boxes and soiling the result as pepper. Coughs of Children Especially night coughs. Na ture needs a little help to quiet the Irritation, control the in flammation, check the progress of the disease. Our advice is give the children Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. For the Ambitions 18 mbtrttp Cbucatton by mail for those who eaanot attend la person. All Instruction, lucluauir anal 1 l..l.,. i. v i' fc- v... students preparing for college sr universi ty, women's clubs, granges, engineers and home makers. Ho preliminary examina tion Is required. TUls mail course memos opportunity for you. Bena tor a aesenpuve puueun so im I Correspondence Study Department University of Oregon Eugene - Oregon ALCOHOL CPIU'.I-TGSaCCO Habits PorttlTsly Oarsd. Oaly auttuuUwl Kseler In stttute la Orssou. Writ !ll.nMki.MM VI B .IVUB R.UEI in.uiuil, f - in is. ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IN PAINLESS DENTISTRY Painless Extraction .....Free Silver Killings v,.SOs Oold Pllllnrs fS 22 K. Oold Crowns .M Porcelain Crowns tl Molar Oold Crowns M Bridce Work, 22 K. OoU....O Inlay Pills. Purs Oold tl Very Nlcs Rubber Plate.... M Best Rubber Plate on Earth ALL THIS WORK 18 OUARANTKED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved Is twodollara earned. Our original reliable Modem Painless Methods and our perfected office quins ment saves us time end your money. tOST ON DENTISTS, 3th a MorriseB. Pwrllaal Entrance 2V1 V Morrison, opnorits PoMoffics and Msaw a Frank. Ertibllibsii la Portland 10 yeara Opts 1 satll I sad Sunday, until Uiiu, lor ptosis was 1 A We panltsh eur formulas We bal.h elect ni y from our msoieliies We arse yoo te eocsuit year dooter yers If you think constipation Is of trlflinr consequence, just tsi yourdoctor. H Will disabuse yoa of that notion in short order. "Correct , s'f ones!" be will ay. Then ak Mm about Ayer'l Pills. A mild liver pill, ail vegetable. , asss Kade by toe 1. C. Ayer C., LswelU f. C. Gee Wo The Gblnest Doctor This wondef ul man ha mads a life study of te bropertlea of Xoeta. Herbs and Barks, and Is giving- the world the benefit of his services. No Mercury, Poteen er Drugs Used, H Operetlens er Cwttiaf ia.1 Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all litvate iJIseasns 01 M n ana Womsn. A SURE CANCER CUKE Just received from Pekbt, Cbina safe, sura and reliable. Ufalllna la ita works. . If you cannot call, write for symptom Uuk ad circular. Inclose 4 cents in etaaaa. CONSULTATION fM The t Gee Wo Medicine Co S-U. fWt St M.lsna WmttlmmA As. FNU no. 4-'w H flKlf wrltlnr to advertlavs plesseo naentiwn tnia paper.