1 11c for Dressed Veal Smith pays it, and he will pay 12c for Dressed Pork. 16e for Live Chickens. ' 25c doi. for Fresh Eggs. Smith does not charge commission. Ton ret ALL your money when you ship to Smith. Address FRANK U SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting the Beef Trust" PORTLAND, OREGON BUSINESS COLLEGE TETH AND MORRISON, NMTUKD, 0REG0I A. P. ARMSTRONG, LL. B., PRINCIPAL Ours Is admittedly the hlrii-s Laming mma,;.! school of the Northwest. Teachers having both Diuiness aua professional experience qualify stu dents for success, by individual Instruction If oesirea, in short time and at small expense. Position for each as soon as competent. Open all the year. Catalogue, business forms and pen work free. Writo todau there Is money in it Wit of the Youngsters lEOlOAtglor ncDiDTt leiiT w U as T Mil I III kid I (UNIVERSITY Of OREQON) tiiga standard Thorough Courses Session begins Sept 12, 1 v For catalogue ad rll-MUl TVan Tlr C X 610 Dekum Bldg., Portland, Oregon : How He Did- It. ' "Well, I have been 20 years trying to get Into the house late at night without waking my wife, and . last night I succeeded." "Yes, I heard she was away at the shore for the summer." HOWARD B. BuRTOH Assajrer and Chemlrt, Leaavills, Colorado. Specimen urlces: Hold. Bilver, Lead, 11. Gold, Silver, 76o; Gold, 60ot Zino or Copper, $1. Mnilingenvelopea and full price list sent on application. Control and Umpire work ao uoiiea. xteierenoei varwuiete national Mans, Tents, Awnings, Sails lets. Hammocks, Canvas and Cavers 1 or 1,000 at factory prices. PACIFIC TINT AND AWNING CO. 27 N. First St., Portland. Or. KODAKS AND KODAK SUPPLIES Write for catalogues and literature. Developing ana printing. Mail orders given prompt attention Portland Photo Supply Co. 149 Third Street - PORTLAND, ORE. HILL MILITARY ACADEMY PORTLAND. OREGON Send your boy where he will have good, strong training. Fall term opens September 14th 1910. Write for catalogue. M-iL JPL P Established 1900 COLLECTORS We Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgages, and Real Estate Contracts. No Collection No Charge. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE Trains for success in the Industries, Provides practical and liberal educa tion. Strong Faculty. Modern Equip ment, utters courses in Agriculture, Forestry, Domestic Science and Art. Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy. FaO Term Opens Sept 23, 1910. . Illustrated literature, giving full in formation, sent free on application. Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR L 4 i BRAND OF Disinfectant Spray Ammonia Cold Water Liquid Starch "dean, 0" Non-Boiling Washing Fluid K.AND S CHEMiCAL(5. PHARMACIsfSV Wt WJUFACTWC Alt W IPCCIALTlCS J Phone Main 113 401 Main St. Yanconrer, Washington ATRIP TO PORTLAND FREE CUT RATES IH wppy PAINLESS DENTISTRY rainless extraction .....free Gold Fillings.. !!"""".".75c ' 22 K. Gold Crowns S3 a . . , s )w rorccisin trowm -..as L Molar Gold Crowns 4 U " IB Bridge Work, 22 K. QolJ....t3 inlay Fills. fureuold II Very Nice Rubber Plate. ...U Best Rubber Plate on Earth S7 ALL THI9 WORK 13 GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved Is twodollars earned. Our original reliable llodaro Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ment saves (is time and your money. 10ST0N DENTISTS, 5th Morrisea, Pertlaa4 entrance 291 W slorrisoe. oppoahe Rttofike sa Hek A Frank. Eatabliihed ia Peruana 10 yean. Opn ereninn aaol I and Sundays aatU 12i30. far people who work. T?ra : Union Painless Dentists i vwCP " J . . Out-of -Town People (Aeald remember that onr force Is so ereeaized thai we oaa do their entire Crown. Undue ao J Plate work In a day if aeoeasary. Poaiciralr painJaas ait met ins tree whea platan or bridges are ordered. Vie re an the miMrt aacaitire teeth and roots withoat the ieaet Mia. No emdeata. ao unoertalnt, bet fpeeiaj hta who do the mttet acieatlao ana eatetal wars. . Lady attendants Fu II Set of Teeth $3.00 Bridge Work or Teeth without Plates 1 3. 50 to $5 Cold Crowns $3.50 to $5.00 Porcelain Crowns $iJO to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain Fillings $1.00 Ue Silver Fillings 50cto$l.0O Best Plate Made $730 No ehargea for Painless Extracting whea other wars is data. U years' Guarantee with all work, fwwa. la. sa. toln.aa. ZUtt Morrieoa Street. Teacher What ia ignorance, Bobby? Bobby Ignorance la when you don't know anything and somebody finds It Out, :: One day 'small Margie was standing at tho window when It began to hail. "Oh, look, mamma!" she exclaimed. "It's raining pills!" Papa I hear you were a bad girl to-day, Flossie, and mamma had to spank you. Little Flossie I wasn't bad, but I got spanked just the same. I don't see what you ever married a school teacher for, anyway. Stranger Are there any fish In this stream, little boy? Little Boy Tes, sir. Stranger Will they bite? Little Boy I dunno. None of 'em ever bit me. -i'-- ,,-.--'. : ; Small Johnny Mamma, I can't tell a He. I took a piece of pie from the pantry and gave it to a poor little boy who was nearly starved. Mamma That's right, dear. And did the poor little fellow eat it? Small Johnny You bet I did. "See here, young man," said the tern parent, "why is It that you are always behind In your studies?" "Be cause," explained the youngster, "If I wasn't behind I could not pursue them." FASHION HINTS iff Silk mull is a material that goes grace fully through the laundry, never a bit the worse for h, anil here is a suggestion for the making of one. Thekirt shows the soft fullness around the waist, that has the popular fancy just "OW. - . . v Alfalfa Juice a Curative. Alfalfa, hitherto holder of a plebeian place in the food scheme, Is destined to become a comprehensive medicative and remedial agent that will put all others In the shade, according to Dr. Marian N. Clark, who announces the discovery of remarkable curative pow ers In the plant and blossoms. Her idea, already carried out on a small scale and suggested by the methol In dustry, Is to electrolyse the alfalfa and condense its healing elements to vest pocket size a haystack of medi cine in a tiny tablet Dr. Clark re counts many instances of curing with the condensed alfalfa Juice many nerv ous ailments, from D. T.'s to that tired feeling. One of these was the aggra vated case of a Reno sport who bet on Jeffries and drowned his sorrow in so many tall ones that the cobras came to get him. The condensed bay expert beat 'em to It, and cured the victim so effectively that now he shud ders at sight of even a dog, if the dog Is a growler. Tobacco chewing, gloomy thoughts of suicide, Insomnia, and a host of other undesirable things fade away like the mists of the morn ing under the soothing Influence of a few forkfuls of alfalfa bunched up into a tablet - ' - - Mothers wTfl find Mrs. Window's Soothing Byrup the beat remedy to use tot their children Auring the teething period. SPLINTERS. Grate work grinding horse-radish. It is a mistake to aim too high with a short-range gun. A level-headed man is not necessari ly a flat-headed man. If you don't ask for too much you will 2nd more cheerful givers. Tou can always find a number of biting remarks on a menu card. Bowers She was safe in challenging that fellow to guess her age. Powers Who is he? Bowers The weather man. Mrs. Bills Did you have any trou ble in firing the servant girl that you had the scrap with? Mrs. Wills No, my husband used his pull to have the cop on the corner transferred to an other beat. Boyce I never heard of a man Ukt Jones; he goes home every night and tells his wife about the bargains he has seen advertised for the next day. Joyce Tes; he is trying to keep her rom cleaning house. Hjw st Quail In Winter. General Speaks, our efficient state game warden, is receiving hundreds of letters asking for advice as to how to save the quail from starvation in the old-fashioned winter. The quail is about the most helpless bird we have in Ohio. Although it winters In this latitude, it hasn't the slightest idea how to take care of itself when the deep snows come. When the ground Is covered and the ready food supply Is hut off, these beautiful and useful birds huddle together and wait in mis erable motionless flocks for death by freezing or starvation. The only way to save them 'Is to scatter on the snow aear their haunts liberal allowances of grain or other suitable food. A few of tho bolder or tamer birds will find it and go and tell the others. It la gratifying to learn from the volume of the game warden's mail on this sub ject that farmers in all parts of the state are keenly interested in the con servation of the quail, whose value to the fanners as an insect destroyer can hardly be estimated. Columbus Jour nal Tk Helin Band. "It makes no difference, mein friend. dot you work In a sweatshop. Chust step inside, nnd for five cents I git yon da best handkerchief in der city for vlping off all dot sweat" Puck. Tkeis Conaelaatlaaa Fell em. "He's ao honest Never finds any thing without trying to return it to its owner." Especially when he finds fault" Cleveland Leader. An Irresponsible Client The lawyer of a man named Tern- 6ornlno, who was beln tried for theft In the Paris courts recently, pleaded that Tambornlno wa not quit ac countable for his actions. This de fense made the prisoner so angry that he leaned over the dock and knocked hit lawyer flat on the floor of the court The lawyer was not much hurt and rising to his feet, made use of his client's violence so cleverly that he secured an acquittal. Red, Weak, Wearrv Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Tour Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Tour Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free, Murine Eya Remedy Co.. Chicago. Seemed to Be In Line. The small newsboy was leaning up against the wall, sobbing bitterly. "Cheer up, my little' man," said a passerby. "What's the use of wor rying?You may be president some day." "S-say," sobbed the little fellow, "it s-sure do 1-look as if I wus h-headed dat way; somebody's alters a-roastln' ma!" ' ft Cures White You Walk. ' ' A 11 Pin ? Tnnt.lrotia ia a nai.(Al I ... sweat! ng, callus, and swollen, aching feet. Sold tlV sail ilTllfl-iviiita tl . 'v 11; . BBi? , , ""o. ion i accept any substitute. Trial package FEKK. Aadress Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N.T. Brute. With almost girlish pride she dis played the crullers she had cooked for him with her own little hands. "How do you like them?" she ven tured at tea. '. "Well," he chuckled, trying to ex tract his teeth from -one, "'it would have been better if you had made them very much larger. Then I could have used them as automobile tires." If Your Eyes Bother You get a box of PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, old, reliable, most successful eve rem edy made. All druggists or Howard Bros., ttuttalo, IN. i. Diamond Will Indent Steel. While the diamond is the hardest substance known it is also brittle and may be fractured by a blow. But if It is placed between two hard steel faces in a hydraulic press and a slowly ac celerating pressure applied the hard steel will become indented. BIRDS AND FRUIT INDUSTRY. SOUR STOMACH "I used Cascarets and feel like a new man. I have been a sufferer from dys pepsia and sour stomach for the last two years. I have been taking medicine and other drugs, but could find no relief only for a short time. I will recommend Cascarets to my friends as the only thing for indigestion and sour stomach and to keep the bowels in good condition. They are very nice to eat." Pleasant. Palatable, fotent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10ft 25c, 60c. Nerer told In bulk. The gen nine tablet stamped C C C Guaranteed to cure or your money back. Thrilling. "Did you over witness a great strug gle with the wares?" asked the man who was always asking queer ques tions. "Yes," laughed the pompous man in the green shirt. "I once sat for two long hours while a professional hair dresser struggled with my wife's mar cel waves." .. For Perfect Health In order to maintain strength and keep the body in a healthy condition these things are absolutely neces sary: keep the digestion normal the bowels free from constipation the liver and kidneys active. For this particular work there is nothing quite as good as Hosteller s Stomach Bitters. Try a bottle for Cramps, Diarrhoea, Indi gestion and Malaria.- OSTETTER' CELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER leathered Denizens ' Destroy Great ' Numbers of Harmful Insects and Noxious 8eeds. The United States Department of Agriculture, having concluded its in vestigations as to the harmful or bene ficial effect of California birds upon the fruit industry of that state, has issued the second and final part of its report in Bulletin No. 34 of the Biological Survey. Seventy species of the feathered denizens, among them some of the most Important birds of the state from the farmers' and fruit growers' standpoint were systematically investigated. It is true that many of them have not been charged with the destruction or in jury of fruit or any other farm prod uct, but as almost all destroy great numbers of harmful insects, or devour seeds of noxious weeds, they are im portant as a factor in farm economics, and the aim has been to collect, all data possible on the food of tho sev eral species, so that a just verdict might be rendered as to the birds' economic relations. Few birds are always and every where so destructive that their exter mination can be urged on sound eco nomic principles; some, like the swal lows, swifts, wrens, and chickadees, are so strictly Insectivorous that they are exceedingly beneficial, while oth ers may Injure crops at certain times of the year, but the loss is exceedingly small, and if by its insectivorous habits the bird prevents much greater destruction than It inflicts, the farmer should be willing to bear th'e lesser loss. A reasonable way of viewing the re lation ' of birds to the farmer is to consider them as servants, employed to destroy weeds and insects, for whom sufficient food and needed pro tection is generously provided. In the long run, no part of the capital in vested In the farm or orchard is more certain to pay big interest than the small sum collected as toll by the birds that harbor near the premises. Deductions from the extensive investi gations undertaken in response to numerous complaints concerning dep redations by birds In orchards and vineyards on the Pacific coast, show that the food habits of the seventy species, whose stomach t,o.Uots were under examination, Indicate that but four species common in California can be regarded as of doubtful utility. These are the linnet, California jay, stellar Jay, and red-breasted sapsuck er. Therefore, when all the known methods of protecting fruit have been exhausted, or can not be profitably employed, a reasonable reduction of the numbers of these offending birds is permissible; but the more the food habits of birds are studied,, the more evident is the fact that with a normal distribution of species and a fair sup ply of natural food, the damage to agricultural-products ty birds Is small as compared with the benefit CARING FOR MILK PROPERLY Crusade Against House Fly One of Best Moves In Recent Years In Sanitary Matters. P. M. Harwood, of tho dairy bureau. United States department of agricul ture, pointed out that the producer and dealer are well Informed about the rules of cleanliness and are com pelled by law to conform to them in the handling of .-"Uk, but the consu mer has much to learn in this respect He said that the wrusade against the house fly is one of the best moves of recent years in sanitary matters be cause the fly is dirty and contami nates the milk unless there is proper care, and as a general rule the house keeper is not aware of the danger from flies. Nine rules for the care of milk were suggested, as follows: 1. Take in milk and cream as soon as possible after being left at your door and place in the refrigerator. 2. Keep milk and cream cold until ready for use. The bottom of the re frigerator is colder than the ice con tainer. ,. ' 3. If ice cannot be had, wrap the bottle in a wet cloth and stand it In a dish of water by an open window, out of the sun; evaporation of the water will cool the milk. 4. Keep milk or cream covered un til wanted, and in the bottle In which It is delivered; in open bowls or pitch ers they will absorb odors from food and collect files and dust. 5. Pour from the bottle only what milk or creun is needed for immedi ate use. 6. Milk m cream that has become warm should never be poured back into the bottle of cold milk. 7. Utensils used tor milk should be cleansed with cold water and then with boiling water, thoroughly drained and allowed to become cold before be ing filled with milk. . 8. Wash and return all milk or cream bottles dally. 9. Have a separata quart of milk for the baby; what he does not use others may have. The Hardy Goat The goat because of Its hardy na ture, is less liable to tuberculosis than the cow. It utilises food better, and gives more milk, considering its bod ily weight Goats prefer Wily ground, and do not do well on low, swampy ground. They need protection against cold rains and should be welthoused. Winter Cuttings. It la too early to make cuttings oi flowers for winter blooming In the win dow garder Sheniian jpay & Go. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, AT MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME FREE. We want you to try it at our expense because At the end of thirty days the Piano 11 SELF will convince you of the following facts: It's the best value on earth for the price ($275). It's MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY right! We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano we're selling for $275-on easy payment that we're willing to let it be ITS OWN SALESMAN. It will tell ifs own story to you in your home if you'll sond us .the coupon.. Please senu me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name.. Address. P fr 7r-r fit IMzM 3 Twists PRACTICE ILLEGALLY! Itinerant Opticians Work Rural Dis tricts Without State License. The Oregon State Board of Examin ers in Optomery will pay a reward of $25 to anyone causing the arrest and conviction of any person or persons testing eyes and selling glasses who do not hold a certificate issued to them by the Board of Examiners. It is not alone necessary for them to possess theis certificate, but it must be regis tered with and countersigned by the Clerk of the court, in each county where the holder practices. The public in general is hereby warned not to pat ronize anyone not holding such certifi cate, as in the strict letter of the law they are accessory to the illegal prac tice and will at least be called upon to go into court and testify as witnesses against the persons violating the law. For further particulars address H. W. Barr, Sec, State Board of Exam aminers of Optometry, Salem, Ore. New Potato Hint Don't stain your fingers scraping dew potatoes. Put in cold water for a few minutes, then rub with a small piece of burlap or coarse cloth, which removes every particle of skin. TtlV nilOllJC When Your Eyei I II I lil UII I II ft. Need Care EYE REMEDY To wai Lit. it Uauld Form, 25c, 60o. Salva Tubes, 2Bo, f 1.00. Nursery Catalog New. Handsome, Instructive, Up-to-Date, describing FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES, SHRUBS, VINES, ROSES, BERRY PLANTS, ETC Free on request. Write now, mentioning: this paper. J. B. PILKINGTON, Nurseryman Portland, Oregon ALCOHOL OPIUM TOBACCO Hablta Poritlvol. Cnnd. Only authorlMxl K sell-7 In. atltute la Oregon. Write for llloBtrated circular. Xeeuv institute, 71 L 1 1 th N. A Morning 6pat She (angrily) I can stand this no longer; you're utterly unbearable, and I'm going back to mother this very dayl He (coolly) Very well, that ar rangement will cult me exactly; I'll see you this evening. I met your mother yesterday and she invited me to take supper with her tonight A Hair Dressing If you wish a high-class hair dressing, we are sure Aycr's Hair Vigor, new improved for mula, will greatly please you. It keeps the hair soft and smooth, makes it look rich and luxuriant, prevents splitting at the ends. And it keeps the scalp free from dandruff Doe net change the color of iht hair. A Vonaela wits seek bouse Shew it to yea aoetov . Ask kla abeat it. thaa do as he says 1 yers At tho same time the new Ayer's Hur vigor is a strong nsir tonic, promoting the growth of the hair, keeping all the tissues of the bair and scslp In a healthy condition. The bsir stops filling, dan ruff disappears. A splendid dressing. a the J. O. Are Ce. LeweU. : Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out and nlate and lirirfow work done. For out-of-town patrons we finish piste and bridge work in one duy if necessary. PRICES: Molar Cmrsi,.,, $5.00 22k Eridte Teetk $3.50 c.:dFiHiw,.....$lai L sfrm Mma:..$LM ?y? 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