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' GERMANY'S JEAJT VALXEA1T. aiumwn r-DlianiaropIat Wis 4a Years Ago Was Baadlt. Herr Charles May. of Berlin, may be termed the Jean Valjean of Germany. miuiuiiHiro woose time and money were spent In doing good, author of re ligious books and altogether a splen aid figure or Christian manhood. May was just a few days ago branded by a jury as the perpetrator of many vio lent crimes in southern Saxon moun tains forty long years ago, where he led a band of desperate brigands. May, who Is 70 years old, collapsed and was put under guard to prevent his com mitting suicide. The charges were made by Wllherm Lebius, ' a trade union leader. May sued for libel. The Jury decided that Lebius had proven the allegations in a court at Char lottenburg, a suburb of Berlin. Not only .was it proven that Herr May had been a notorious bandit, but there Is no doubt but what he is the author of a long series of cheap novels written many years ago in which he describes the deeds he had committed. 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Electricity is the only -motor power used in submarine boats. In fifteen years a locomotive will run 240,000 miles and earn $300,000. The governors of Australia and Can ada each receive a salary of (50,000 yearly. " An automatic coupler for air and steam hose on railroad trains has been invented. - A great electric power generating station in Germany will make use of peat fuel entirely. An English physician has placed on record a case of malaria which re mained latent for thirteen years. The ' Honduras monetary commis sion recommends the adoption of the gold standard. Practically no gold is in circulation at present, but much is exported. Hood-shaped headgear has been de vised for torpedo boat crews, afford ing protection for the eyes and shield' lng the ears from the wind caused by the high speed. Roller skating has become popular la the Alpine cities of Switzerland, the streets being used. The same is true of Mannheim, Germany. Ameri tan skates are popui&r. - Fifteen ' American consulates in France report 1133,000,000 worth of shipments to the United States in 1909, against - $91,000,000 worth . in 1908. Paris leads with S66.000.000. It Is now asserted that Leon Dela- grange lost .higllfe when his aero plane shot to the ground because he became confused and excited while he was flying low and about to turn. Seventy-five per cent of the farmers of the United States plant their crops according to the moon's phases, but scientific Investigation shows that po tatoes planted in the "dark" of the moon are no better than others. As a means to reduce the smoke evil the municipal authorities of Glas gow will hold an exhibition of gas heating, lighting and cooking appli ances and appliances for the use of various sorts of smokeless fuel. For the inflation of automobile tires a Frenchman has invented tubes-containing aluminum . with a small pro portion of mercury bichloride. The admission of water forms hydrogen gas under pressure, which may easily be turned into the tires. The supply of foodstuffs in Ger many 'has only been kept up to the maximum figures by intensive agri culture, the employment of modern machinery, scientific fertilization and the employment of millions of female hands. The shipments of Chinese merchan dise to the United States, as invoiced through the American consulate gen eral at Shanghai, which had dropped off from $14,734,853 in value In 1907 to $9,321,646 in 1908, went up to $13,- 872,631 last year. The work of building- the great docks is proceeding with energy. Over $20,000,000 will be expended. Singa pore already ranks as the eighth greatest port In the world, and the new construction will give it as fine docking facilities as any port in the East .-" v The present steam railroad mileage In continental Europe Is 149,491. Rus sia, including the Siberian railway, leads with 40,117 miles, followed by Germany with 36,701 and France with 24,964. The general per cent of In crease in 1909 was 1.11, compared with 3.6 in 1908. A writer in the Lancet mentions lurid incidents at a funeral. A man was supposed to have run danger of being buried alive; for when his cof fin was moved a knocking sound was heard within. - When it was opened it was found that a hammer had been left in It, and had Jolted about so as to cause the noise. As a result, It is said, of the In creased spirit duties under the British budget the police have noticed in re mote districts of Ireland Indications of a revival of illicit distillation of liquor. There has also been a consid erable increase, it is reported, in tho use of spirits of ether as a beverage since the price of whisky was raised. A Burlington passenger train com ing into St. Joseph had to stop and remove a sleeping man from the track. A brakeman was left to hold the man, and when the train reached the sta tion a policeman was sent to arrest the track sleeper. He was running down the right of way with the brake man hanging to his coattalls with all brakes set. Kansas City Star. Miss Huges, of Toronto, Canada, re cently conducted a party of 322 school teachers to visit Boston and other points- of interest In New England. Miss Huges father is the Inspector of schools at Toronto and her mother was president of the congress of kin dergarten teachers at the world's fair at Chicago, and for the last four years has been president of the Internation al Kindergarten Association. 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" The lady who said this had thought aa oil stove was all right for quickly heating milk for a baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee Suickly In the morning, but she never reamed of using it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now she knows. Do yon really appreciate what a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove means to you t No nor coal to carry, do nor coming to ths dinner table so tired out that you can't eat. Juat light a Perfection Stove and immediately the beat from aa Intense blue Bams shoots ap to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven. But the room isn't heated. There Is no smoke, no Smell, do outaide heat, no drudgery la the kitabaa wbeis one of these stoves Is used. Oil CkoR-stov It has a Cabinet Top with shelf for keeping plates and food hot Tho nickel finish, with ths bright blue of the chimneys, makes tho stove ornamental and attractive. Made with 1, S and 3 burners the 3 and 3-burner stoves aa bo had with or without Cabinet. Kvery dealer everywhere ; If not at yours, writs for Descrlptlvs Circular to the Dearest agency of taa Standard Oil Company (Incorporated) si i i lasssraTHT-er lFll J 1 Mi ' m CaBtlsaary Rale I Be surs f l m you get this stove sea U t) that the name-plate n ' reads New Perfection." H Maa9a3