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Gold.. ..$3 inlay Kills, Pure Gold 2 Vfirv Nice Rubber Plata ki Best Rubbe aPlate on Earth S7 ALL THIS WORK IS GUARANTEED. Don't throw your money away. A dollar saved Is two dollars earned. Ourorigtnalreliable Modern Painless Methods and our perfected office equip rentMKn us uineitna yourmoney. BOSTON DENTISTS. 5thMorrlaen. FtLnit Entr.nw 291 V4 Morrison, opposite Postoffke and Meier a Frank. Eitabliahed in Portland 10 yean. Open erenlnn sntu s ana auoaiyi antu liisu, for people woo work. , 1 L SWEDISH SANITARIUM Q Our method of treating diseases la not a new one bat en old and well tested one. worthy of a trial to any discouraged and hopless sufferer. Being graduates of Sweden and employing all the Kuropenn methods the results in ourins are miraculous to which hundreds of patients in all stations of life will testify. Our methods are not entirely drugless but we adr.ere to the use of physical met hods as much as possible such as Electricity, Chiropractic. Hinsen rays, Buke-oven, Manipulations, Baths of all kinds, Physical Culture, aleo the famous Muuheim treatment prescribed so nunc in Europe for heart trouble and asthma, ' Our Banitnrtum is especially equipiied with a mod ern surgery nnd a staff of Simeons and Physioiana of wide experience and high repute. We cure Bheu matism. Diseases peculiar to Women. Chrenio Con stipation, Kidney. Bladder. Liver and Stomach Tron ble. Blood and rikin Diseases, Paralysis. Habits of various sorts of both old and younit, and all Nerv ous and Chronlo Diseases. Testimonials on Hie from patients cured whom you can write to. Write or oall for particulars. Consultation free. All questions confidential. Charges moderate. Address Drs. Nis beth, Sweden Sanitarium. 433 Market St.. Cor. 12th, Portland, Ore. Weald Cat Oat Dogs, . "In Norway," remarked the globe trotter, -no gin is allowed to have a beau until she can bake bread and knit stockings." - "In this country," refined the fussy bachelor, "there should be a law for bidding any girl having a beau until she is able to navigate the streets without the aid of a dog on the end of a string." Chicago News. Blood Humors Commonly cause pimples, bolls, hives, eczema or salt rheum, or some other form of eruption; but sometimes they exist In the system, indicated by feel ings of weakness, languor, loss of ap petite, or . general debility, without causing any breaking out. They are expelled and the whole sys tem is renovated, strengthened and toned by Hood's Sarsaparilla Get It today In usual liquid form or chocolated tablets called Sarsatabs, Tended Concessions. "In a true love affair concessions must be made on both sides." - "That is what the duke says. He has offered to give up baccarat If dad will part with another million." Kan as City Journal. ITR1AJLS of the MKEDEM3 EVErttTHING LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW SINCE YOU CLEANED HQUSEj fi Ti iii ' ' 'nr - ' - I SE50LVED' ITS PRETTY HARD TO GET ANY ASSISTANCE FROM A MAM WHOSE MVFP OR STOMACH t-S OUTO? .ORDER .MUNOT PAW-WW LftXAl IVK FiLLI) Kf-br- WU WELL Xunyon'a raw I "aw fins coax tne iiree Into activity by gentle methods. They d& not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tonic-to the stomach, liver and nerves invigorate instead of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that la put into it These pills contain no calo mel; they are soothing, healing and sum slating. For sale by all druggists iolOe end 25c sizes, if yon need medical ad vice, write Mnnyon's Doctors. They will advise to the best of their ability abso lutely free of Charge. MCNTON'8, 4 ana wcrfcrson Bta., fniiadeipnia, n, Send 10c for trial package. 'What does thai meant It means that the men that to past generation would have been In dependent merchants are now the em ployes of these stores, and never can be anything else; employes on wages with time checks, fines, and their dally work dependent upon a manager's ca price. That is their prospect in life. It Is hard (in soma of Its aspects), and we dislike to admit it, but It is the truth. . ... The gigantic department stores and mall order houses are built of the ruins of independent stores. Just as the Christian churches of Rome were built of the fragments of the old tem ples, and each -independent store de stroyed is an independent merchant turned Into a salaried employe. Charles Edward Russell la Success Magazine. She Didn't Car. Mrs. Btuyvcsant Fish, at a luncheon In New York, said with good-humored mockery of the suffragettes: "If they keep on, their outlook, real ly, will become as naively selfish as Mrs. Dash's. Mr. Dash, as his young wife posed before the mirror in a dec ollete gown from the dearest shop in the Rue de la Palx, regarded the pret ty little lady indulgently, and said with a sigh: "You do look nice in that frock. dear, but it cost me a heap of money.' " 'You dear old boy,' she cried, 'what do I care for money when It's a Ques tion of pleasing youf" Mothers wfTl find Mrs. Wtns1oua Bonthtno Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. Famous Hem Wis Never Harried Among the illustrious men who passed through life in single blessed ness may be mentioned Sir Isaac New ton, Thomas Hobbes, author of "The Leviathan;" Adam Smith, the father of political economy; Chamfort, the greatest of French talkers; Gassendl, Galilei, Descartes, Spinoza, Locke, Kant, Bishop Butler, the author of Analogy;" Bayle, Leibnitz, Hume, Gibbon, Macauley, Buckle, Pitt, Charles James Fox, Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Michelangelo, Sir Joshua Reynolds, the artist Turner Handel, Beethoven, Schopenhauer, Rossini, Mendelssohn and Meyerbeer. Detroit Journal. Seeing Things Differently. "What you lack, my boy," said hla elderly uncle, "is the definite purpose, the steady aim, the overmastering im pulse, the all-absorbing, all-compelling aetermmation to force your way to the front, regardless of whatever obstacles may lie in your pathway." "No, uncle," demurred the nephew; Tve got every one of those things all lack is the sixty horse power auto mobile." THV miniME Wen Your Eye III' lilWIMIlk Need Care EYE REMEDY tu wai uk. it Liquid Form, 25e, 60c Salve Tube, 25c, $1.00. ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma Remedy. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to J. C. WY ATT. Druggist, VANCOUVER, . WASHINGTON. WE GROW HAIR We Cure all Scalp Diseases, stop Falling Hair, Prevent Baldness, Grow Ladies' and Children's Hair rapidly, soft, glossy and beantiful. We Furnish out of town people home treat ment. Write us today for question blank and particulars. THE GARLOW HAIR GROWING CO. SPECIALISTS 207-0 Rothchild Building, Fourth and Washington Streets, PORTLAND. OREGON. Consultation Free, 8 to 6. SEND THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LET Pacific Coast Biscuit Company - rortiand Seattle : Spokane Ask for Their Goods and fiPSAVE. THESE fl n SWASTIKA END SEALS wy they are valuable They Will Secure You Many Useful Articles Without Cost aar I I I Shake Into Tour Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It euros painful, swollen, smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe B tores. Don't accept any substitute. Sample If tUUS. Address A. a. Olmsted. Le Key, ti. X. Agalnat the Law, Sheriff HI, thar, what you doln' with them thar worms T Fisherman I'm putting a new worm on my hook. That confounded perch got away with the last one. Sheriff I guess you'll have ter come along with me. Don't ye know that rebates is agin' the laws of these hers United States? Independent Hla Exhausting Mental Labor. "If you have any trade or occupa tlon," asked the woman of the house. "why don't you follow itr 'Ma'am," said Tuffoid Knutt with his mouth full, "I work fourteen hours every day." "How? At whatr "Wit me mind, ma'am, same es M de great lnventers do. I'm tryin' f think up a subs'toot for Injy rubber." Chicago Tribune, lazy umn "I find Cascarets so good that I would not be without them. I was troubled a great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar tic I feel very much better. I shall cer tainly recommend them to my friends as the best medicine I have ever seen." Anna Bazinet, Oaborn Mill No. 2, Fall River, Mass. Pleasant Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c 26c. 60c. Never sold in bulk. The gen uine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. S3.00 SAMPLE DERBY, FELT, STRAW fl.SO IMJjl.aiiax Hato Cleaned, Blocked 60c ranamaa, '4,' 1 1. Tranminta 25c each. Ladies' Ha Il iiTJ't' I Kfrnodeled, WiuowrTusMe retted and S641J4li DvecL OawaeteLsieefMilliavarv. 31S ALDER ST. PORTLAND WS5aS ISTar- - fi 4' tni mi : i 15 mm I. . 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He looked In a . milliner's window tnd saw "Hats reduced." "Great Scott!" said he to himself. "What was their original size?" -. Prue Do you think he was sincere when he said he loved you? Dolly I'm sure of it. He looked too foolish to be making believe. Mrs. Knlcker Do you let Bridget eat with the family? Mrs. Bocker Tes; it's much cheaper than to have her eat with the policeman. Puck. That clerk of yours seems to be a hard worker." "Tes; that's his spe cialty." 'What, working r ,. "No seeming to." Philadelphia Ledger. She I'll never have another photo graph taken. He Why not? She lf it looks like me I don't like it, and If it flatters me my friends don't like It "And is your milk pasteurized?" asks the prospective customer of the dairyman. "Sure," he replies. "My boys pasturize the cows every morn ing."; Jones made an awful big hit at the banquet the other night." "Is that so?" "Yes; he was called on for a speech and refused."Detrolt Free Press. Him You're the only girl I ever loved! Her That's interesting but immaterial. What I want to know is. am I the only girl you're ever going to love? Wilt fly with me??" asked the ar dent swain. "All depends," answered the practical girl. "Is that a pro posal, or merely an invitation to go aviating?" Madge Edith is surely not going to marry that living' skeleton of a man. He's nothing but skin nad bones. Tess Why not? He'll make her a rattling husband. Boston Transcript. "The young man who called on me last night says there Is a fool In every family." "Was he trying to advance that as a reason why we should, take him into ours?" Houston Post. Now, then, children," said the teacher, "what is it we want most In this world to make us perfectly hap py?" "The things we ain't got!" shout ed the bright boy in the back seat. St. Louis News. "I wish I were an ostrich," said Hicks, angrily, as he tried to eat one of his wife's biscuits, but couldn't. wish you were," returned Mrs. Hicks; "Id get a few feathers for my hat1 Musical Courier. These 'ere flying machines and wirelesg telegrams Wonderful, ain't It, Mike?" "'Tis that Ah, Tim. afore we're old men we shall be able to travel round the world without leavln' ome." The Sketch. "And how old are you, little girl?" "Six." "And how Is it you are out walking without your mamma?" "Oh, mamma doesn t go in for exercise. Really, we have very little in com mon." Houston Chronicle. "Do you believe in the Darwinian theory V "I am inclined to go further than Darwin did," answered Miss Cayenne, "and believe that some mem bers of our species have started on return trip." Washington Star. Hewitt It took the suffragette pa rade three hours to pass a given point. Jewett Were there many women In line? Hewitt Not so very many, but they bad to halt every time they ap proached a dry goods store. Chicago News. Ethel (confidentially) Do you know, Clara, that I had two offers of marriage last week? Clara (with en thusiasm) Oh, I am delighted, dear! Then the report Is really true that your uncle left you his money? Pick-Me-Up. "I am dissatisfied with your account of my discovery," deolared the sclen tlst. "I told you that It would bo lm possible to exaggerate the importance of this dscovery." "Well?" said the reporter. "You didn't try." Louis ville Courier-Journal. "You can't run a newspaper that will absolutely please everybody," said the editor. "No," replied the old sub scriber; "a man's opinion of the fash ion page is usually pretty much the same as his wires opinion of the sporting section." Washington Star, "Rory." said the minister, "I hear ya were at Dunlop's kirk on Sunday last. Not that I object, yo ken, but yo wldna yersel like yer aln sheep strayin away into strange pastures. "I wldna care, sir," said Rory, "if it was better grass." Boston Transcript "I'm afraid my husband is develop ing the gambling instinct," sobbed the bride. "What's the matter, dear? Has ho been playing pokarf "No, but yes terday he offered to mateb pennies with brother Frank to determine which one should pay the car faro." Detroit Free Press. Baylor Van Jantor's big apartment bouse burned this morning and tho tenants would hardly permit them selves to be dragged out Mots Why were they so reluctant to leave? Bay lor They tald it was the f u time tho building bad over been comfortably warm. Chicago News. "I don't like these women who gos sip about others, do roar 1 should say not Kw, there's Mrs. Oreeu. She's always telling mean things about her neighbors. And Mrs. Hun ter talks' perfectly dreadful about Iter friends. Thank goodness, I never say anything about anybody 1" Stray 8torle Fine Care Fine Hair It's fine care that makes fine hair! 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What's the tTsef "Tou don't take your doctor with you when you travel now, I see," said his confidential friend. "No," said the financial magnate; "he's too tyrannical. Besides, it's just as cheap to have him fix me up after I've come back from one of my long trips." RESTORE YOUR HEALTH It is the privilege of most men and women to be strong and healthy, and if you are suffering from any weakness of the Stomach, Liver or Bowels, take the Bitters just now. It is for Poor Appetite, Head ache, Indigestion, Dyspep sia, Costiveness, Malaria, Fever and Aeue. Try a bottle today, but be sure and get the genuine, with rnvate stamp on neck. u osTEmn OELEBRATED STOMACH BITTER misunderstood. Mrs. Hoyle One of my ancestors was a signer of the Declaration, of la dependence; Mrs. Doyle Whose di vorce decree did he sign? New York Press. Hed, Weak, Weary Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Kye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Bye Troubles. You Will Llka Murine. It Soothes. 50o at Your Drujrglsts. 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