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SMITH Pays 13c for dressed Pork and the best market nrice fnp dressed Veal. Fresh Earn and all other pro duce He pays 18c per pound for live Chickens. Mo commission charged on anything. Ad dress all shipments FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting the Beef Trust" . PORTLAND, OREGON Whar Wm Yet Ha .was an old darky. He wore no overcoat, and the icy wind twisted his threadbare clothes about his shriveled . body. 'Wind," he demanded, whimiscally, "war wuz you dis time las' July!" Everybody's. Squelching- at False Rumor. Traveler (inDrearyhurst) -I think I have heard that, the people of your town are about to have Its name changed to something else. Uncle Welby Gosh Thei ain't no foundation fur that story, mister. You've- got us mixed up with Oshkosh. Chicago Tribune. Yet to De Tested. "Brother Stoneking, how do you think you are going to like the new preacher?" "I don't know; I haven't played a game of golf with him yet" , . PIPE REPAIRING 01 no? auenptxm by sua. AMBER, BRIIR si MEERSCHAUM. Artmcitl Worn. SIG SICHEL & CO. t2 Third Street . Fortius' REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; useCRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25a FULL POUND COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS "JUST RIGHT WmilKWMHBBI CiPSSETflDEVERS PDRrLAMn nor' Portland b the big market place of the Northwest : Send Your Produce THERE We are handlers of Eggs, Butter, Veal, Dressed Hogs, Poultry, live or dressed: also Apples, , Onions, Pota toes. Consignments, whether large or small, are solicited. We can give you good prices for good stuff. Write Us. , McEwen & Koskey COMMISSION MERCHANTS 129 Front St, , , . Portland, Ore. Trial Bottle Free Bjr Mali ii u m i ... ii i hn .m j .m,.L .n , . - - If yoa suffer from Epilepsy, Fits, Falling Sickness, Spasms, or bave children that do so, my New Dis covery will relieve them, and all yon are asked to do le to send f or Free Tria 1 S3 Bottle of Dr. May 'i ' Eplloptlolclo Cure It baa cored thousands where everything elta failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laborato y Voder Pure Food and Drugs Act, June 80th, 1006 Guaranty No. 18971. Please write for Bpecla 1 Free 3 Bottle and eMve A GK and complete address OR. W. H. MAY, 548 Pearl Street, New fort Manufacture of Salt. Salt Is obtained in the United States in several different forms and ways. From the mines it comes in blocks, and from strong brines It is obtained by evaporation or boiling by solar it artificial heat. Boiling is either con ducted by putting it into long wooden troughs containing steam pipes, or in large open pans of iron or steel with direct heat beneath them, or in large vacuum pans in which the brine is boiled at a comparatively low pres sure, or it Is heated in closed tubles at a temperature much higher than that at which brine boils under ordinary atmospheric pressure. Sarsaparilla Is the most effective medicine for the complete purification of the blood and the complete renovation of the whole sys tern. Take jt this spring:. Get it today In usual liquid form or tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Doses Ji. All in the Same Fix. . The Lawrence Times tells this one: A reporter was sent to write up a fire in at residence. Going to the door, he inquired for the "lady of the house." The maid said she was out. "Are any of the family at home?" asked the scribe. "No, they are all out," was the reply. "Well, wasn't there a fire here last evening?" "Yes," eaid the hired girl, "but that's out, too." Atlanta Constitution. Obviously. Reporter Professor, what language do you suppose the people nearest the north pole speak? The Prof essor What a question 1 Polish, of course. . : Its Severe Dignity. "I see you're staying at a strictly first-class hotel, anyhow. How do you find the accommodations?" . "Accommodations? There aren't any. Everything I get is a concession." h RIALS of the NEEDEMi? 14 4 I MR. LAWYER. 1WANT TO GET A DIVORCE! j X CAN T LIVE WITH THIS WOMAN ftHEY HAVE PONE WONDERSiF . - . K iRESblVRn: THAT MOST D1VODCE.S ABE CAUSED I BY INDIGESTION OR SOME LIVER TROUBLE WHICH I CAN Bb CURED BY MUNTON5 PAW-PAW PILLo Kunyon's i'ar Kwr Fliii coax tne live Jnto activity by gentle nialnoda. They do not scour, gripe or weaken. They are a tonic-to the Uomach, liver and nerves; Invigorate instead of weaken. They en rich the blood and enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put Into It. These pills contain no calo mel; tbey are soothing, healing and stim ulating. For sale by all druggists In 10c ' and 25c sizes. If yon need medical ad- Wa wi.Ua UnnirW. rWw,..a fTKAW mill i it j ill. in kin J u n iuv.iuin iut n i. advise to the best of their Ability abso lutely free of Charge. MCNYON'S, 34 nd Jefferson 8ts., Philadelphia Pa. Send 10c for trial package. CRIMSON WINTER RHUBARB II .60 Per Dozen. 16.00 Per Hundred. - $40.00 Per Thousand Aprll-Mau 1$ thr Time to Plant Rhubarb ana Berry Plants J. a WAGNER, The RHUBARB and BERRY Specialist Pasadena, California AS toFekeeper Says : "A lady came into my store lately and said : " 'I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove all winter b my apartment. I want one now for my summer home. Z think these oil stoves are wonderful. comfort they are, they would all have one. I spoke about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they were aston ished. They thought that there was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that it heated a room just like any other stove. I told them of my experience, and one after another they got one, and now, not one of them would give hers up for five times its cost.'" The lady who said this had thought' an oil stove was ail right for quickly heating milk for baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee quickly in the morning, but she never dreamed of using it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now she knows. Do yon really appreciate what a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove moans to yon ? No more coal to carry, no more coming to the d'oner table so tired out that you can't eat. Just light a Perfection Stove and immediately the beat from an intense blue flame shoots up to the bottom of pot, kettle or oven. But the room lsnt heated. There is no smoke, no smell, no outside beat, do drudgery in the kitchen where one of these stoves is used. TV If only women knew what a 1 r? a m M Castlonsry Hate: Be sure j V m you get this stove see V 'J that the name-plate A reads New Perfection." 11 Oil Cook-stove It has a Cabinet Top with a shelf for keeping plates and food hot. The nickel finish, with the bright blue of the chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Made with I, 2 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner Stoves can be bad with or without Cabinet. . Every denier everywhere; if not at jroars, write for Descriptive CJ.-culaf te the nearest agency of the Standard Oil Company (Incorporated) . SSKg To Be valle. arly, "On the morrow call' me early. Call me t rly, mother dear!" ' Eaid the maid unto her parent . As she brushed away a tear. "Are you going shopping, daughter? Are you going out to dine? Or why should I call you early. Call you early, daughter mine?" "Let me whisper to you, mother, " Let me whisper In your ear; TIs to-night I marry Early Mr. Early, mother dear." Yonkere Statesman. Mlsalaar Ships. Men go down to the sea under bil lowing canvas in fewer and fewer num bers, the "tin kettle" tramp now doing, the old clipper's work,' but Neptune still exacts his toll from the square rigged ships that are fated to float out upon the oceans, bound 10,000 miles 01 more, and never again be heard of. Ten big sailers thus vanished in 1903. Last year eight wind-jammers of large burden were recorded on the world's log of missing ships. . One was an American, the four-masted Fort George of 1,770 net tons, and 'there are few enough of ours left. Most of them ar swallowed on Cape Horn voyages. New York Press. How Old Spiders Live. Old spiders, which "have neither wek nor the materials to make one, of tea hunt about to find out the webs of other spiders, younger and weakcl than themselves, with whom they ven ture battle. The Invader generally succeeds, and the younger spider Is driven out to make a new web, and the old spider remains In possession until a stronger spider Invades the web and drives it out. When thus dis possessed the spider seldom ventures another attack, but tries to sutslBt upon the few insects that may, fall accidentally into Its clutches and eventually dies of hunger. Too Deep for Tears. The milkman's horse had run away, and the contents of the wagon hac been distributed impartially over a ter ritory two blocks long and one street wide.- "No," said the driver, as he surveyed the wreck, "I'm not going to do any crying over spilt milk, but " Thereupon he sat down on the edge of the sidewalk, and his subsequent profanity, according to the testimony of everybody within hearing, establish ed a new record. As He Saw ' It. Mrs. Jlpes hadn't wanted to go out in the new automobile, anyhow, and she was telling her husband so In sev eral different kinds of ways. "I'd rather have waited until I had something fit to ride In," she said, "but you just would have me come. It Isn't a bit of fun for me, and I'd like-to Therel Tou narrowly missed running into the curb. What do you think you're doing!" - . Tm taking a Jawy ridel" t .vagely answered Mr. JtDex, Chicago Tribune. Community of Interest. . Profiting by the mistakes of others the two explorers, each of whom had found the south pole unknown to the other, held a conference. "What Is the use," they said, "of wrangling over Itt We will write our book jointly, and will travel and ' leo ture together. One of us will do the oratorical stunt and the other Will throw the pictures on the screen." So they divided the spoils, which turned out to be quite satisfactory. Mothers wtTl And Mrs. WinsloWs Soothlna Byrup the best remedy to use lor their ohildiwo luring the teething period. Lesson from the Past. NImrod had killed so much big gamw that the people had begun to complain. "We'll have no wild meat at all if he doesn't let up," they said, "and the cost of living is already too high!" "I'm not killing for the mere pleas ure of it," he retorted; "I'm a faunal naturalist, and I am making a collec tion." And he kept on hunting. Chicago Tribune. Unique. - "In what shape," asked the reporter, "did your fugitive cashier leave his ac counts T Can you tell met" '1 can, young man," said the presi dent of the institution, "and there's a good story in It His accounts are not only perfectly straight, but they show that we owe him a balance of $168.27." "The trouble with that story," groan ed the reporter, "is that nobody wW believe it! "Chicago Tribune. PettU's Eye Salve for 25c relieves tired or overworked eyes, stops eye aches, congested, inflamed or sore eyes. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Vacle JLilea. "One of .these days," predicted Uncle Allen Sparks,, "some ambitious Eskimo will make his way, with great hard ships, down to the equator, and when he goes back home and tells of his suf ferings and the wonderful sights be saw he'll be hooted at as the biggest liar in the arctlo circle." Chicago Tribune. Wanted the Proof. Tou look sweet enough t kiss," says the impressed man. "So many gentlemen tell me that," coyly answers the fair girl. . "Ah! That should make you happy." "But they merely say that," she re plies. They merely tell me the tacts in the case and never prove their statements." DYSPEPSIA "Having taken your wonderful Caacs- rets' for three months aud befog entirely cured of stomach catarrh and dyspepsia, I think a word of praise is due to 'Cascarets' for their wonderful composi tion. I bave taken numerous other so called remedies but without avail, and I had that Cascarets relieve more in a day than all the others I have taken would in t year." James McGune, Pleasant, Palatable. Potent Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripta lfie. He. 60c Never sold in bulk. The r en gine tablet stamped C C C Guaranteed le cursor your awoey Physicians Recommend Castoria rASTOKLA has met with pronounced favor on the part of physicians, pharma- ceutical societies and medical authorities. It is used by physicians with results most gratifying. The extended use of Castoria is unquestionably tho result of three facts: vf The indisputable evidence that it is harmless; Second That it not only allays stomach pains and quiets tho nerves, but assimi lates the food: Third It is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil. It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotio and does not stupefy. It is unlike Soothing Syrups, Bateman's Drops, Godfrey's Cordial, etc. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how ever, is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day for poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end. To our knowledge, Castoria is a remedy which produces, composure and health, by' regulating the system not by stupefying it and our readers are entitled to the information. Kail 's Journal of Health Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas, II. Fletcher, m ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT AVegelablePrcparalbnrorAs-sfrailatingthcFoodanilRegula-ting (lie Stomachs aniBawels of IVomotesDigestioniCkerfur1 itcss and Rest.Contalns neither Opium.Morph.itie nor Mineral. NOT NARCOTIC. J!x.Stma JhdtHeSalts- jtvuSttd hwmStrd- Ancrfect Remedy for Consflna Hon,Soui-Storaach.Diarrtioti Worms .CoiwulsionsJevensn ncssandLoss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of NEWYOBK. Dr. B. Halstead Scott, of Chicago, Ills., says: "I have prescribed your Castoria often for Infants during my practice, and find It very satisfactory Dr. William Belmont, of Cleveland, Ohio, Bays: "Your Castoria stands first In Its class. In my thirty years of practice I can say I never have found anything that so filled the place." Dr. J. H. Taft, of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: "I have used your Castoria and found It an excellent remedy In my household and private practice for many years. The formula Is excellent." Dr. It. J. Hamlen, of Detroit, Mich., says: "I prescribe your Castoria extensively, as I have never found anything to equal It for children's troubles. I am aware that there are Imitations in the field, but I always Bee that my patients get Fletcher's." Dr. "Win. J MoCrann, of Omaha, Neb., says: "As the father of thirteen children I certainly know something about your great medicine, and aside from my own family experience I have in my years of practice found Cas toria a popular and efficient remedy In almost every home." Dr. J. R. Clausen, of Philadelphia .Pa., says: "The name that your Cas ! torla has made for Itself in the tens of thousands of homes blessed by the presence of children, scarcely needs to be supplemented by the endorse ment of the medical profession, but I, for one, most heartily endorse it and believe It an excellent remedy." Dr. R. M. Ward, of Kansas City, Mo., says: "Physicians generally do not prescribe proprietary preparations, but In the case of Castoria my experi ence, like that of many other physicians, has taught me to make an ex ception. I prescribe your Castoria in my practice because I have found It to be a thoroughly reliable remedy for children's complaints. Any physl clan who has raised a family, as I have, will Join me in heartiest recom mendation of Castoria." GENUINE CASTORIA Eeara tne Signature of ALWAYS Exact Copy of Wrapper! The Kind Yob Have Always BougM In Use For Over 30 Years. TMS SINTAUR OOMMNV. TT MUMHAV STMCCT, HKMI VOKIt OITT. 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For derangements of the di gestive organs it is a natural corrective, operating directly upon the liver and ali mentary canal, gently but persistently itimulating a healthy activity. Its jeneficial influence extends, however, te ITery portion of the system, aiding in th processes of digestion and assimilation ol food, promoting a wholesome, natural appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad oreath, irregularities of the bowels, con. itipation and the long list of trouble! lirectly traceable to those unwholesome: ionditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi ness, headache, backache and despond ency due to inactivity of the liver, kidneys and digestive tract. It is a itrengthening tonic of the highest value. THE BEST SPRING MEDICINE Uoyt Chsmicai, Co. Portland, Oregon MOTOVTIME f ?'.M or the year to bare your teetb put and plate and bridge work done. For out. ot-tnwn iistroos we tin tub pints ana bridge work In one day If neoessary. Molar Crcmns 55.0 1 22kBrldeeTMlh3.5 Gold Filling! 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