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Country Merchants ' Fanners Stockmen Ship your good, fat produce to Smith. He never charges com mission. Ship by express. He will pay as follows: Live hens. 16c. Dressed hena, 1714. Dressed Hogs He Dressed Veal, under 130 lbs 12Ho. Largo Veal less. Eggs, market price. - ' Address ' '.' ; FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. "Fighting the Beef Trust" " PORTLAND, OREGON : In New York's Bronx zoological park there are nearly twice the number of animals that there are In the London coological garden. , COFFEEC TEA SPICES BAKING POWDER EXTRACTS 'JUST RIGHT he2S5ES2SSfflS CLCSSETSDEVERS FUR LAND. ORE. Trial Bottle Free By Mail ilsf?" 1 I i 1 viUmi atlr 1 1 If yoo suffer from Epilepsy. Fits, Falling Sickness, Spurns, or bare children that do so, my Mew Dis covery will relieve them, and all yon are atked to do Is to send for a Free Trial (2 Bottle of Di.llay'i : i Eplloptloldtt Ourel It has cared thousands where everything elt failed. Guaranteed by May Medical Laboratoiy Under Pare Fond and D:ugs Act, Jane 80th, 1808 Guaranty Mo. 18V71. Plesee write for BpecialFreo ? Bottle and give AGS and complete address DR. W. H. MAY, 648 Peart Street, New York. H Yon can't sow thistles and jt. - Eg reap tigs. If you plant JTsK - H Ferry' Seeds you Jf w. Eg grow exactly what JVV'&J X A fj you expect andin y&J V Vr X 1 D a profusion vLiZr t '.. , , and perfec- CTVj . jra lion never jXw 1 jf B I 1 iVfcliaI''e. For sale r VJ f everyvy'icre. Ferry's ! " XJzXmo Seed Annual X XSr free on request X D. M. FEaT o CO.. J 1 f " BetrolL Klch. MODERN DENTISTRY EXPERT At Prices that Defy Competition TEETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY painless extraction oc SILVER FILLINGS. ,.60c up GOLD FILLINGS $1.00 Up S2K GOLD CROWN S5.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE f 5.00 THE BEST RUBBER PLATES..... $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES .....$10.00 Out-of-town patient can obtain perfect work and save money by calling at our office. NO STUDEN IS NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for ten years CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323V Washington St.. Cor. Sixth Established 15 vears ...... Here to stav. mfftt Uraae Hepanee. -"You brainless cad!" exclaimed the man with the lofty dome of thought "Ha!" retorted the man with the pale, scholarly cast of countenance, re garding him with immeasurable scorn; "you colossal ignoramus. If I am train -less,' where do my sensory nerves register their Impressions?" . "Exclusively In your spinal' cord!" was the crushing rejoinder. Trouble of the . Ancients. Hercules had killed the Eryman thean bear. "It was a case of neces sity," he pleaded. "I was absolutely out of meat." FoV, even In those days, the cost of living became sometimes almost pro hibitive. ' . DR. MARTEL'S FEMALE PILLS. : Seventeen Tears the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for women's ail ments a scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The remit from their m is quick and permanent. For sale at all drug stores. 7 His Trencberoo Memory. ' "Er may I call you, Miriam, Miss Montague?" V "Yes, If you like, Mr. Tompkins, but my first name is Florence." Chicago Tribune. .' Worms "Cascarets are certainly 6ne. I grave friend one wnen tne doctor was treating him for cancer ot the stomach. TV? next morning he passed four pieces of a tape worm. He then got a box and in three days he passed a tape-worm 45 feet long. It was Mr. Matt Free it, of Miliersburg, Dauphin Co., Pa. I am quite a worker for Cases. rets. I use them my self and find them beneficial for most any disease caused by impure blood. Chaa,B. Condon, Lewiatoo, Pa., (Mifflin Co.) CUT THIS OUT, mail It-wjth your ad- " dress to the Sterling Remedy Company, -Chicago, III., and rec ive a handsome sou venir Gold Bon Bon FREE. . . SEEDS Catalogue for the Asking Send for It J. J. BUTZER 188 Street front Portland, Oregon $5 GLASSES $1 CRYSTAL DUPLEX LENSES (clearest and best for eye) in GOLD SHELL frame complete (for a limited time only) $1.00. Write at once for Home Eye Tester equals a personal visit. Sent you free by return mail. Our Glasses fully guaranteed one year. REFERENCES: Northern Bank & Trust ; Co.; Peoples Savings Bank; Seattle Commer cial Club. CRYSTAL OPTICAL CO. 207 Shafer Building. Seattle, Wash. KOW-KURE is not a Vfood" it is a medicine, and the only medicine in the world for cows only. Made for the cow and, as its name indicates, a Cow Cure. Bai reness. retained after birth, abortion, scoura, caked udder, and all similar affections positively and quickly cured. No one who keeps cows, whether many or few, can afford to be without KUW KURE. It is made especially to keep cows healthy. Our book "Cow Money" sent FREE. Ask your local dealer for KOW-KURE or send to the manufacturers. DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO. . LjnJonrle, Tt THINGS YOU MAT HOT KNOW - Vr -.nif -f rrm t ,n 1 lime fM ni"V lIlL J ' Yoia Meed -Us If you have Acreage, located anywhere in Oregon, for sale at fair price and upon favorable terms, ; :K You: Need Us Or if you want to buy acreage anywhere in Oregon improved or unimproved at a fair price and upon fa vorable terms, You Need Us Our facilities for serving both buyer and seller are un excelled. Write us today. THE JACOBSSITNE COMPANY Largest Realty Operators on the Pacific Coast ASSETS MORE THAN A MILLION DOLLARS 0 144 Ful SlTeeL Portland J If V- ft ! ..-.W. --r-Jr--- .VVv: J' . This country has 900 trade Journals. At the age of 70 years a man haa tonsumed ninety-five tons of food. Soldiers in the Russian army are to carry compasses with luminous needles.---' '. ' Two thousand million microbes are sometimes . injected Into a person's blood to cure diseases. V Cavalry officers in Italy undergo c course of Instruction in pigeon train ing for military purposes. The smallest screws are those made in watch factories. An ordinary thim ble would hold 100,000 of them. The Eastern states, from Maine to Alabama, produced gold worth $259,143 and silver worth $35,070 last year. Covering an area of 2,40 acreB, the largest hydraulic gold mine in the world is in Trinity county, California. The lighthouse of Helgoland has a light of 20,000,000-candle power. At Nuremberg a lamp ten times as pow erful has been made. There are about 170,000 oil pro ducing wells in the United States, rep resenting directly and indirectly an outlay of about $700,000,000. " A young oak grows three feet in three years. In the same time an elm grows eight feet, three inches, and a willow nine feet three inches.,"! One Scotch casualty' insurance com pany Is offering policies to aviators, while another will' extend all future policies to cover the risks ot aviation and ballooning. Consul Isaac A. Manning of La Gual ra forwards samples of the Jlpljapa palm used in the manufacture of Pana ma hats, brought from near Barquisi meto, and which he la told grows In many other parts of Venezuela. Among the important Improvement! contemplated In Japan' are the quad rupling of the Tokio-Yokohama rail way, and the improvement of th Kioto-Kobe line, so that a very much higher speed may be developed. The study of foreign languages ii making rapid progress In German schools. Most of the teachers are na tive born French and English. Thli work is a powerful factor in Gen many's progress as a power on inter national commerce. Breweries and tanneries and print ing ink factories - confer exemption from tuberculosis, and employes in turpentine factories never have rhea matism. Copper mining excludes the possibility of typhoid among the work ers. Harpers' Weekly. ' " The wife of a Jerseyman was ad vertising for a serving maid. Th Jerseyman is an editor and his wife has learned the habit of cutting out unnecessary words. This is the way the advertisement read: "Wanted A white, semi-green maid servant" New York Sun. . ' There is no such thing as a forest of mahogany. The mahogany tree lives by and for itself alone. It stands solitary of its species surrounded by the smaller trees and dense under growth of the tropical forest, rearing its head above its neighbors. Two trees to the acre are a "liberal esti mate. In. Berlin the waiters' association is considering the plan of making tips obligatory . and according to a fixed table. In the cheaper places they pro pose that the customer shall pay to the waiter 12 per cent of the amount ot his bill and in the large establish ments the attentive "Kellner" will be satisfied with 8 per cent. This one comes from Missouri, where one editor "showed" them why: "An evangelist asked all - the men present who were honest and paid their debts to stand up. All rose but one. He said he was the local editor and couldn't pay his debts, because the men standing were his deliquent subscribers." Atlanta Constitution. In the Russian campaign the pen sonal baggage of Napoleon's brother, Jerome Bonaparte, who married Eliza beth Patterson of Baltimore, contained sixty pairs of boots, 200 shirts and 318 pocket handkerchiefs. The transpor tation of his wardrobe entire required several heavy wagons, while his whole campaigning kit stretched over half a mile," Thackeray was six feet two Inches In height and Sir H. W. Lucy says the great novelist wore a 7-lnch hat, beating Dickens and John Bright by a full half inch. Mr. Gladstone's hat was 7-inch measurement the same as Macauley's while Beaconsfleld needed a full 7-lnch. The hat of Dan iel CConnell, however, would have beaten them all, measuring 8 inches by 10 inches. " A portrait bust, heroic, in size and erected ' on an artistic pedestal, of Marie Wilt In the part of Norma, was unveiled recently in the foyer of the Royal Opera House at Vienna Wilt died in 1891 after a brilliant career, but the acceptance of the bust by the management was, nevertheless, a great ! surprise to the patrons of the opera, because previously no woman bad been j honored in that way. Canada's legal gold coinage Is that ' of the United States. If a man goes ' to a Canadian bank to demand gold for notes or for credit of any kind. the law says that he shall be paid irr United Etates gold. Again, If Ca nadian gold from a Canadian gold mine is to be sold it must go . to the United States mints. There : Is no place In Canada where this can be assayed and stamped with the official estimate of Its value. Terrible Suffering Eczema All Over Baby's Body. "When my I aby was four months old his face broke out with eczema, and at six teen months of age, h's face, hands and arms were in a dreadful state. The eczema spread all over his bod We had to put a m lsk or cloth over his face and tie up his hands and arms. Filially we gave him Hood's Sarsnparilla and in a few months he was entirely cured, and today he is a fine healthy boy." A1U3. INEZ LEWIS, Baring, Maine. Hood's Sarsanarilla cures all blood diseases. Get it today in usual liquid torm or chocolated tablets called Sarcatabs. 100 Doses il. llnrd Lines. rI could perfect my machine If I could get anybody to believe in me." "Yet you are undoubtedly a genius." "That's Just the trouble,: Everybody thinks it isn't safe to trust a genius with money." " ' CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. The Kind Yen Have Always Bought " Bears the Signature of 7 "Have you" ever noticed any indica tions, madam, that your husband has liver complaint?" - "I think I have, doctor.. Everybody seems anxious to get away from him Whenever he begins to talk." PILES CURfD IN 6 TO 14 DAYS PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case 'of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding- Piles in to 14 days or money refunded. Wo. This Lawyer Was Tons, 1 Old Lawyer (to young partner) Did rou draw up old Moneybag's wlHT Young Partner Yea, sir, and so tight that all the relatives In the world cannot break It , Old. Lawyer (with some disgust) The next time there is a will to he drawn up I'il do It myself. New York 6un.' .' - . ' ' " Unreasonable Womsa, Wife Now, see 'ere, Jim: It jrer don't provide for me better I shall alt so I .warns yer. Husband Provide better? Well, I like that.- Why, ain't I got yer three good Jobs o' work this last month 7 London Sketch. " , M , i i in in . One Thing That Will Live Forever, PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, first box sold in 1807, over 100 years ago, sales in crease yearly. All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. , How Did He Kiowl An ancient Egyptian moralist, writ ing to his son, says: "It thou takest a wife, try to make her happier, than any of her women friends; she will be doubly bound to thee If the tie is weet to her accord her what pleases her she will appreciate the effort" Why H Quit,.' ' "Why did you throw up your Job at old Spotcash's store?" "Well, to tell the truth. I didn't like his position on the labor question." ; "What was his position?" "Why er the last time I saw him he was sitting in his chair looking sternly at me, and pointing straight to the door." Chicago Tribune. . Had Nothing oa Noah. : Noah was inspecting the animals as they trooped into the' ark. ' "I doh't claim to be a faunal natural ist" he said, "but I'm making T. It's Smithsonian Institution collection look sick." ';',.. - ,'-v ', In due time, moreover, ; he sailed away with the greatest aggregation of living wild animals ever seen In captivity. Her Playing;. Mrs. McDuff This paper says that mice are attracted by music, but I don't believe it. ; McDuff Why not? . - . Mrs. McDuff Because I never see any mice around when I play the piano. McDufirr Well, that's no reason for doubting the paper's statement , Coughs of Children Especially nigh? Couehs. Na ture needs a little helo to auict the irritation, control the in flammation, check the progress of the disease. Our advice is give the children Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also. He knows best. Do as he says. A infers Ws publish our formulas Vf b il,h aleohol from ouruisdieines We urn you to eominil your dootor If you think constipation is of trifling ' consequence, just ask your doctor. He will disabuse you of that notion in short order. "Correct it, at once I " he will say. Then ask him about Ayer's Pills. A mild liver pill, all vegetable. Usdsby thx.T. o. r irn. irss Delicacy. ' Ttfbb--Old boy I want to congratu late you on your speech at the banquet last night ". O'Sudds (after waiting a moment) I know you do, pard, and you're awfully sorry you can't do It truthfully. I ap preciate the effort, Just the same. Nas ty weather, isn't HT ? ,.' ' Only On "BROMO QUININE" That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. Grove. Used the World over to Cure a Cold in On Day. 240 ' ' ' Pinches All 'Hound. . . ' She My new gown is Just lovely; It's a perfect fit." , He Satisfied on that point, ehf ' She Yes, I know It's a good fit, be eause it pinches me so " I He Weil, It doesn't pinch you halt as much as It does my ponketbook." Catholic Standard and Times. Steinway and Other Pianos SHERMAN, CLAY & CO. Victor SIXTH AND MORRISON, OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE, PORTLAND. ORE. , We Sell Pianos and Player-Pianos of Unquestioned Reputation AT PRICES AND TERMS TO SUIT ANYONE'S CIRCUMSTANCES In addition to our regular line of beautiful new Pianos, we have many very desirable used Pianos which we are offering for a mere fraction of their original cost ' Though you may not have contemplated an immediate purchase. It will pay you to take ad vantage of this opportunity to secure a fine Piano much below the cost of a new one. Our Rental Purchase plan makes piano buying easy. . J Fill Out and Mail Today. Please mail me catalogue, bargain list and Rental Purchase plan. Name : Address Name of friend who expects to buy a piano: Address Please sand free copy of Musical Celebritii Ilia AUinlrUitc Spouse. "Pardon my temporary lapse of bemory, madam," the professor said. but your husband is a man of dls- notion, Is he not?" .. "The only thing I can think of," an swered-Mrs. Vlck-Senn, "for which he distinguished is that there are more eople in this town who don't look like ilm than any man I know ot." All Who Would Etyoy good health, with its blessings, must un derstand, quite clearly, that it involves the question of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoy ment, of contemplation and of effort may be mado to contribute to living aright Then the use of medicines may be dis pensed with to advantage, but under on dinary. conditions in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invalu able if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds that it is alike , important to present the subject truthfully and to supply the one perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, the Company's Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effects buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Don't waste time and money plant ing poor seeds. Our Beeds won First Grand Prize at the Seattle Exposi tion. Our pi ices are reasonable. Big Catalogue free. Send for a copy. Vogeler Seed Co. Salt Lake City, Utah Painless Dentistry I t -j. 4 Out of town people can nave tneir pmu ,nd bridge work tin 1 lnhod la one duj , it neceturr. .- i Ws will ilvt yo tooi !22k (old or vorcelti: crown (or $3.51 Moltr Crowns 5.01 22k8rldgToeth 3.5C 1 Gold Fillings 1.0C Enamsl Filling! 1.GG J Silver Fillings .80 $ Intay Filllngi 2.5C Good Rubber An f Plites 5. CO n..t BmA avk. (AW.a.imt,rMiiirniMWse, ' "JJ S n run aruunn nanus rimmo imr hob . w w WORK GUARANTEED FOR IB YEARS . Milw extraction ree when elates or bridge won Is ordered. Consultation Free, yon cannot cat betles pslnlens work done snywhere. All work fully a-uur- Wise Dental Co. fSSiSSSSS PORTLAND, OREGON emoa BOU&Si A. H. so W . K. sansays, w a. mm C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondoful man has made a life study of the properties of Roots, Herbs and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit of bis services. No Mercury. Poisons OJiSU&J upenwions or lulling Guarantees to euro Catarrh, Asthma, Lung, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. A SURE CANCER CURE Just received from Pekln, China safe, sure and reliable. Unfailing in Its works. If you cannot call, write for symptom blank and circular. Inclose 4 cents in stamps, CONSULTATION TREE The G. Gee Wo Medicine Co. 1 fi?U Pirn, C, rnr Unrrl.nn Pnrtl-iuf (V. PNU No. 7-no w fJKIV writing to advertiser please mention this paper. n.n ABO K m ills nn A Bsvorlntr used the same as lemon or vanilla. By dissolving granulated sugar in water and adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made and a syrup better thsn maple. Mapleine is sold by grocers. If not send 35c for 2 os. bottle ana recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Seattle, Wa COLT DISTEMPER 0a be handled vary ensllr. The alok nreeured, and all ethers la sniue ntsblo, no wu' tor bow "einow-!," kept from having the die. eiw). bj wring NtUIIM'S LIQUID Ul.iTKMI'KH OUHK. Oiveee tii toiisoe or in feed. Ants on the blood and einel. srms of all forum of diiteniper. Bent reme'lr ever known for mure In touL One bottle stinranteed to core one rum. 0O0 and 11 a Ixrti lei IS sa 110 doxen, of drugglats snd hsnteHsdoolerv. ornent eiprens paid bf uisiiiiifMjiurer. vni miowi low 10 pomiM-e in rati ui. uor wr Booklet (fives everything. 1.och1 stronts wanted. Largest eellij Done retuea m exuiienoetweive rears. illiai Children's Coughs .J SPOHN MEDICAL CO, Chemists and Bacteriologlstg, C.OSHEN, IND, U. S. A. One Much Llnnsrsssary CXJHE Cms laiUat nsf-oothei sad Kmk the Ittls lhioaasadpnvsnasmi(matlBeis. Ch2m Eke k loo pleajti lo fsse and ooss aot apssl On aonack. All Draggists, 21 - ffiLUip " M v. imm: THE DESCHUTES V ALLEY The Place You've Been Reading About Write for Information COOPER & TAYLOR, Setting Agts. 206-7-8-9 rknry Bldg., Portland, Oregon The farmers' I I Hl I Erer friend end I ilLI. Builder PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color more goods brlrhtOT and f aater colors than any other dye. One 100 package colors aUk, wool and cotton equally wen and is guaranteed, to irtve perlect reeul&a, AX doaioi, cx we will aoad popatd at lOc a package. Write for tree bookies feoCytlcnaiBiIaooioa UoUiiOZ DKUQ COMPANY, Ouiiicy, Iilmoia.