mmBwI 4p Soppreaa That Nervoua Laugh, A musical laugh Is a rare gift; a hearty one Is Infectious; but If you are Incapable of either, suppress a laugh that means nothing. The woman who really laughs Is a joy to those around her. It may not possess a pitch that delights a muslclanly ear; It may have Infectious little notes that do not stand for harmony; but If It Is real and joy ous It will make all those who hear It smile. The laugh that Is annoying Is the one without meaning. It Is a nervous ripple that Is often used as a period or an exclamation point. It Is placed at the ending of every sentence, and takes from the spoken word any mean ing or emphasis it might have. Many women who do It are not conscious of it. They are far from silly women They have poise and Bense, and are not as easily confused as one would Judge by the futile laughter they give after their sentences. If this Idea Impresses you at all, watch your own style of talking when outside the family circle and Intimate friends. You may not be given to laughter, but again you may find that you unconsciously punctuate your most commonplace sentences with a laugh that is as artificial as your back puffs. If you do this, atop It. This noise, which is a giggle In girls, an Inane laugh In women, Is the result of pure thoughtlessness. The remarkable sound, given to man alone, called laughter, should be used only to express mirth. When It Is not spontaneous It Is not laughter, and the men who write dictionaries should give It another name. Giggle Is the only substitute so far, but It does not desig nate that Insipid, mirthless sound that hundreds of women permit themselves. Coraet Doea Not Pinch. A corset that can be hooked with out pinching the body and tearing the underwear to bits Is that Invented by an Illinois woman. The advantage of this Is derived from the fact that the hooks are located just to one Bide of the lacing and are prevented from In juring either flesh or clothing by a flap ex tending under them. In most corsets the steels and hooks xtend down the center, and in press ing the hooks and eyes together It Is no uncommon thing to pinch a ridge of flesh between them or tear a gar ment. With the stays shown In the Illustration this annoyance Is eliminat ed. They lace down the center and the hooking arrangement Is to one side. Underneath the hooking devtce Is a shield which presents a perfectly flat surface at all times to the body and no matter how hard It Is to get the corset together, there Is never any danger of squeezing or Injuring the flesh or clothing in the operation. THEEE LATE STYLES. Health and Beaut? Illnta. The woman who exercises can more safely indulge In rich foods, fat meats, wects and pastry than she who leads a sedentary life. Forcing food Is one of the surest roads to dyspepsia. Except when not In normal health the average person should skip a meal occasionally when not hungry. Eyes which have become Inflamed from exposure to the sun can have the bloodshot condition quickly reduced by bathing them for five minutes in water as hot as is comfortable. Biliousness should be fought in the first stages. Try regulating diet. Take (lass of hot water half-hour before each meal and at bedtime. In either morning or evening glass squeeze juice of half a lemon. Do not neglect the value of fruit In Improving the complexion. Nothing equals the juice of oranges and lemons to clear up the skin and brighten eyes. The latter must be diluted and taken without sugar, a half lemon In a glass of water. Perfect cleanliness of the teeth Is most essential and can be secured by a thorough brushing In the morning and after each meal and using an antiseptic lotion. Dental floss should be drawn between the teeth after each meal and before retiring. You must not stop laughing, or you will be like the woman who at an advanced age had not a line or wrinkle In her face, but whose countenance was entirely expressionless. Dreading these same lines and wrinkles, she had all her life schooled her features to express neither Joy nor sorrow. Good Work uf Wiimta, The mayor and oouncllmen of Dee Moines have asked the Civic Commit tee of the women's clubs of that city to present to them their plan for a elty beautiful, and It is possible (hat the first step will be the engaging of a civic expert, who will consult with the city authorities and the ladles, and a plan bo formed. Lark uf Iteverenee fur Womca. Mr. Edwin Markhatu's observation that the chief social shortcoming of the United States may be our Increas ing lack of reverence for women will act meet with general acceptance. But Rose Beaver Hat with a Scarf of Satin and Marabout, a Scarf and Muff of Gray Chiffon and Ermine, and a Hat and Muff of Pleated Rose Silk and Fur. it deserves consideration. It is per fectly possible that women may have the largest rights where they have the smallest reverence. And if this reverence of men for women be really lacking, It Is certain that the respect of women for men will fail also. And when the relation between men and women shall be thus degraded, noth ing can save the whole fabric of life from a process of swift deterioration Chicago Examiner. ftidsanct fimctes The cuirass has suddenly become a fitted garment of silk elastic, smooth as a glove from neck to wrist and hip line. The newest sleeveless coat is cut out generously under the arms and the sides are held together by cords Instead of bands and straps. The fichu of Marie Antoinette folds round the shoulder, forms a sleeve, crosses in front and tics at the back, concealing much of the figure. The outline of the Watteau plait grows almost a familiar sight. It Is belted In or allowed to fall loosely, ac cording to the gown and the occasion. Some charming old-world frocks are carried out in soft taffetas, shot with three or four pale colorings, such, for Instance, as mauve, pink and perl winkle blue. Leather hats promise to be particu larly popular with the traveler. They are to be had in patent leather as well as suede, and in a wide range of shapes and colors. The modified kimono, which Is the old wrapper with a Japanese touch In the sleeve and banded edge around the neck and downward, remains a fa vorite for bed-room wear. The center parting of the hair with the wide Racamier chignon and wide puffs at the sides comports well with the big millinery of the day. Women with small, delicate features find It especially becoming. Sashes worn with the cuirass gown of the moyen age are fastened so thai their flat folds He close upon the low er edge of the cuirass, while the bow, tied to the right of the center back, falls among the lower plaits of the skirt. Keeping Table Linen. In keeping the table linen that Is not In daily use many a housekeeper Is annoyed to And that It has yellowed badly and must be washed again before it can go on the table again. This can be overcome if, after being laundered, the cloths and napkins are carefully wrapped In deep blue paper or In a sheet that has been heavily blued. Mending with Machine. Table linen and tears in clothing can be darned better and In one-tenth the time it takes to do It by hand. It needs a double-thread machine, as It cannot be done on a chain-stitch ma chine. Use fine thread, about 100 or 120 for table linen. Remove the foot of the machine, or leave It - lifts high enough so that you can see where to stitch. Put the part of the article to be mended In an embroidery hoop, place under needle and stitch back and forth, toward and from you, till it Is filled with thread one way. Then turn and sew across the threads till entirely filled. Do not turn the work at end of each row of stitching, but draw it back and forth, running machine as fast as you wish. In case of a Jagged tear, draw edges together with basting thread before Inserting in hoop. A Quick Loach, Lunch at a railroad station meant, for some people, two pieces of half raw dough, called bread; a sample of butter hidden beside a Bmall scrap of partially cooked ham that won't stay Inside of the sandwich and won't come out. And the description Is not com plete without the admission that It is "grabbed" and "bolted" while the clock hand jumps from minute to min ute. It doesn't sound nice, and the description ought to be enough to In sure a well developed case of Indigestion. Hat for Traveling. If a woman is going away only for a few days, so that her baggage Is limited, it Is decreed that she may wear a large hat on the train. But the medium sized or small hats are the best for the oc casion. The large bats are hard to pack, and this is the reason so many of them are worn on the train, the smaller ones being lng packed away. A chick little French hat, admirably suited for trav- ilng. It is burnt straw, trimmed with band and bow of black velvet, put on as Indicated In sketch. Three deep purple roses nestle close to edge of narrow brim on left side. THAVEMNO HAT. Moonlight Sore Eyea. Moonlight Is so Intense at times In Cuba that It causes sore eyes, and the natives go about with umbrellas and paralunas. This affection Is cured, ac cording to Frank Stelnhart, former consul general to Cuba, by washing the eyes with moonlight-fallen dew. These dews have been found to have radio active and electric properties. Catting Soap. Soap improves with keeping, so It always should be brought In large quantities. Before storing it, however, It Is well to cut the bars Into conveni ent pieces, for this is most easily done when it Is soft The cutting may be done with a piece of string or wlr more easily than with a knife. Waiting Yet. Man was before the woman made. And sat anticipating; And she has kept him ever since Just waiting, waiting, waiting. ( Judge. Gloves with Ctrelea. The smart glove that many fashion able women are wearing has the hack heavily embroidered with circles in colored silk. This Is in the color, U not tone, as the kid of the glove. . TEJORS WHILE YOU WATT. ndnatr? That Haa Thrives Sin lean De Keiike Gave It a Start. The corner stone of opera is the ten or, and tenors are scarcer than four leaf clovers Comic operas are now written with baritone heroes for that reason, the Brooklyn Eagle says, bat the great operas were written when the disappearance of the tenor had not been dreamed of, and tenors must be had to sing in them; else no opera. Hence a tenor voice is a surer and often a larger source of income than a gold mine. Opera managers go up and down the world listening to cab men, truck drivers, old clo' venders and the singers of popular songs in the cheap resorts, in the hope of hear ing a voice that can be developed into an operatic tenor. For heretofore ten ors, like the poets, have been born and not made. The manager's best chance was to find such a voice before his ri vals and pay for Its education. . But Jean De Reszke changed all that , He sang for years as a not es pecially conspicuous baritone in Eu rope. He was a good enough . artist, but nobody thought of . calling him great. Then a Paris teacher, adding two or three notes to the top of his voice, in a few months transformed De Reszke from a singer at $2,500 a month to one drawing $2,500 a night Since his transformation the musi cal world has dreamed of raising bar itones Into tenors as the alchemists dreamed of transmuting lead to gold. And now a New York teacher has done the trick. Rudolf Berger, who has long been one of the baritones of the Berlin opera, was the subject of the experiment On Tuesday night he re appeared In Berlin, after a year's study here, as a tenor and sang Lo hengrin, with what the cable reports to be great success. The audience la said to have gone wild over the suc cess of the singer and his teacher, and no wonder. If that could be done with other baritones the problem of an opera for every city would be solved. Probably It cannot, more than once or twice In a generation, but that will not prevent a lot of ambitious teachers from trying it. Presently we shall see advertisements, "Tenors made In the off season," as we now see the signs of the emergency tailors. It la a great idea If it will work. Temperamenta, The physician of a former genera tion used to talk much of the "tem perament" of his patients, that Is to say, the predominant type of physical constitution possessed by each. He studied this permanent temperament fully as carefully as he did the dis ease temporarily present before de ciding upon the line of treatment to be adopted. Even to-day, although the physician speaks less of temperaments and diatheses, and perhaps would ba at a toss to tell the names by which they were formerly designated, he by no means ignores the physical tendencies tf his patients. From the viewpoint 3f temperament, one may regard the human family as divided into five great classes, although few belong solely to one type. Most persons have i mixture of two or more, being classi fied rather by the one which predom inates. - The first of these temperaments Is the lymphatic or phlegmatic. In this the individuals are of a quiet, rather Inert disposition. They move Blowly, but they move surely. They are usually dependable people, true to their word, and faithful to perform the duties assigned to them. A second type, in many ways the direct opposite of the first, is the nervous temperament. These persona are quick in their movements, ener getic In work and In play, strenuous, but often without staying power. What they acompllsh they accomplish quick ly. The third type is the gouty, san guine, or rheumatic. The Individuals of this group are of florid complexion, frank and Jovial disposition, good eaters and sleepers, and "never sick;" but In later life they pay for theli previous health by gouty attacks, and when attacked by serious illness, they are likely to succumb quickly. Persons of the bilious temperament ire poor asslmllators of food. They suffer from Intestinal Indigestion, which leads to repeated attacks of "biliousness;" all the processes of se cretion and excretion are sluggishly performed. The fifth temperament Is the strum, ous. These people have poor digestion and defective reparative power, little cuts and scratches healing slowly; they are always "catching" whatever sontagious disease Is about; they lack firmness of texture; the glands in the neck, in the armpits and in the groins frequently become enlarged. The treatment of the same disease la persons of different temperaments aften varies greatly, and hence the Importance of the study and power to recognize the five distinct tempera ments. Youth's Companion. Occasionally a man is so absent minded that he pays his gas bill the lay before It is due. LAND FOE. EVERYONE. The Great A'orlhweat la Welcoming Tena of Thouaanda of SetJlera. -Homes are to be had for practically ill who apply and hardships and high prices do not and should not count in the face of independence and fu ture prosperity, T. G. Morehead says in the Delineator. Public lands in the United State3, subject to entry and set tlement, amount In area to twenty three, times all the acres devoted to all agricultural pursuits In Iowa, the greatest agricultural State in the world. Were all the acres tillable, no less than 4,750,000 families might re ceive their allowance of 160 acres and Independence. Each year the popula tion of Trenton, N. J., or. Oakland, Cal., finds homes In the new north west, and still public lands remain to supply 160-acre home3 to every man, woman and child In New York City and Philadelphia combined " The terms are easy, yet harder than they were. It is now necessary to make one's residence on the homestead four teen months before securing permis sion to commute, and by paying t 3mall amount receive patent to the land A short time ago the residence require ments were eight months. The price asked Is small,, from 50 cents to a few dollars an acre, with time allowed in which to make the payments. Or one may live on the land continuously for five years and cultivate it and so gel It free of cost. Each day of the year a heavily laden train comes to a halt in west ern Canada and pours forth Its cargo of eager-faced homesteaders. Sunny Alberta, prosperous British Columbia ind unpronounceable Saskatchewan, to say nothing of unspellable Asslnlbola, have been In their dreams for months, perhaps for years; at last they have been reached. Poverty is behind these homeseek srs, a few more days and, looking over the rolling prairies, they will be mon irehs of all they survey. The reversed train disappears over the eastern horl son, but there Is no regret. They have jome Into the promised land. Seventy three thousand of them made the trip and took up homesteads last year. That means 1,200 coaches filled to ca oaclty. each day of the year a train of four cars filled with hopeful humanity. A HAPPY HISTORIAN. The intellectual training of Edward Gibbon, the great historian, is a mat ter of unusual interest, writes James Ford Rhodes in Scribner's Magazine. "From my early youth," wrote Gibbon In his "Autobiography," "I aspired to the character of a historian." He had "an early and invincible love of reading," which he said he "would not exchange for all the treasures of India," and which led him to a "vague and multifarious" perusal of books. Before he reached the age of 15 he was matriculated at Magdalen College, giving this account of his preparation: "I arrived at Oxford," he said, "with a stock of erudition that might have puzzled a doctor and a degree of ig norance of which a schoolboy would have been ashamed." He did not adapt himself to the life or method at Ox ford, and from them apparently de rived no benefit. Gibbon passed nearly five years at Lausanne, from the age of 16 to that of 21, and they were fruitful years for his education. It was almost en tirely an affair of self-training, as his tutor soon perceived that the student had gone beyond the teacher, and al lowed him to pursue his own special bent After his history was published and his fame won, he recorded this opin ion: "In the life of every man of let ters there Is an aera, from a level, from whence he soars with his own wings to his proper height, and the most Important part of his education is that which he bestows on himself." This was certainly true In Gibbon's case. On his arrival at Lausanne he hardly knew any French, but before he returned to England he thought spontaneously In French, and under stood, spoke and wrote It better than he did his mother tongue. "I have drawn a prize In the lottery of life," wrote Gibbon. "I am disgust ed with the affectation of men of let ters who complain that they have re nounced a substance tor a shadow, and that their fame affords a poor com pensation for envy, censure and persecution. "My own experience, at least, haa taught me a very different lesson. Twenty happy years have been ani mated by the labor of my history, and its success has given me a name, a rank,' a character in the world to which I should not otherwise have been entitled." 'HE WEEKLY ISTORImljN 1 Reaaoaa Enongh. Father You seem to look at thlnn in a very different light since your marriage. Miss Newly Married Daughter Well, I ought to after receiving four teen lamps and nine candelabra foi wedding presents. Tit-Bits. 177(1 The colony of Delaware erected Itself Into a State and framed a constitution. 1780 Washington went to Hartford, Conn., to consult with Rochambeau concerning some definite plan of action. 1792 Royalty abolished and France declared a republic. 1793 Gen. Washington laid the corner stone of the national capltol in Washington. t812 Burning of Moscow during the occupation of the city of Napo leon's army. 1814 British retreated from Fort Erie to Niagara.... British raised the siege of Fort Erie. 1818 Illinois held its first election of State officers under the new con stitution. 1820 First General Assembly of the State of Missouri met at St Louis. 1823 Samuel L. Southard of New Jer sey became Secretary of the Navy. 1833 Boundary line dispute between New Jersey settled. 1847 United States troops took pos session of the City of Mexico. 1856 Last national convention of the Whigs met at Baltimore. 1862 The garrison at Munfordsville, Ky., surrendered to the Confeder ates.. ..Harper's Ferry was cap tured by the Confederates.... The . Confederate forces were defeated at Iuka, Miss. 1863 Confederates victorious in battle of Chlckamauga Creek. 1864 A McClellan meeting In the Lin dell Hote.1, St. Louis, was broken up by a party of Union soldiers. 1867 The Antietam national cemetery was dedicated with Imposing cere monies. 1868 The Georgia House of Represen tatives passed a bill excluding ne groes from, the Jury. 1871 Lincoln's body removed to Its final resting place at Springfield, 111. 1872 In a political affray at Columbia, S. C, J. D. Caldwell was shot dead and Maj. Morgan wounded by George Tupper. 1874 Twenty persons killed and fifty injured In a fight between the New Orleans police and a mob that was clamoring for the abdication of Gov. Kellogg. .. .About sixty lives lost in a great fire In the cotton mills at Fall River, Mass. 1875 Indianola, Texas, visited by a cy clone, and almost entirely destroy ed. .. .Galveston, Texas, visited by a fearful storm of wind and rain; the city was Inundated. .. .Perry's flagship Lawrence raised in Erie harbor and removed to Philadel phia for exhibition at the Centen nial. 1881 Chester A. Arthur took the oath of office as President of the United States. 1883 Public Inaugural exercises at the University of Texas. 1886 Michigan College of Mines open ed for the reception of students. 1889 Union and Confederate veterans formed a memorial association on the Chlckamauga battlefield. , 891 Intense heat in South Dakota, preventing work in the harvest fields.... St Clair tunnel at Detroit opened. . '898 Yellow fever became epidemic at Brunswick, Ga.... Cherokee strip, 6,072,754 acres, opened for publio settlement 1895 Chlckamauga National Park ded icated with imposing ceremonies. , ....Cotton States and Internation al Exposition opened in Atlanta, 1897 Preliminary peace treaty be tween Turkey and Greece signed at Constantinople. 1902 Commander Peary ' arrived at Sydney, N. S.. on his return from the far north.". . .Cruiser Des Moines launched at Qulncy, Mass. 1908 Gov. Hoke Smith signed a bill terminating the convict-lease sys tem In Georgia. . . .The Republicans renominated Gov. Hughes of New York.... Republicans carried Maine by reduced plurality. .. .An acci dent to Orvllle Wright's aeroplane at Fort Meyer, Va., caused the death of Lieut Thomas E. Bel fridge. Hat of the Fatnre. Stella How will you have your hat xlmmedT Bella I haven't decided between :he merits of a monoplane and bi plane wing effect New York Sun- Two oa the Jo. Teacher You got well tanned this summer, I see. Johnny You're right, I did. Be tween dad and the sun I'm pretty neaf leather. Judge. BRIEF NEWS ITEMS. Fire destroyed the Savoy Theater. Hamilton, Ont; loss $60,000. "President Taft has appointed A. P. Sawyer of Seattle to be auditor of Porto Rico, to succeed G. C. Ward. At Bucyrus. Ohio, Judge Babst ap pointed George W. Whysall receiver and Ell West co-receiver of the Co lumbus, Marian and Bucyrus Electrio Railway, operating between Bucyrus and Marion. Senator Carter of Montana declared at Seattle that charges of water power grabbing In his State were without foundation. Fraternities and sororities in the high schools of Washington, D. C will be allowed to flourish. and multiply so long as they continue to be conducted In an unobjectionable manner. Gen. Ballington Booth of the Volun teers of America, in a New York meet ing last night scored big hats. He said the "merry widow" had changed to a "peach basket" or a "wash bowl" and he wondered when it would stop.