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Cold son the Chest Ask your doctor the medical name for a cold on the chest. He will say, "Bronchitis." Ask him if it is ever serious. Lastly, ask him if he pre scribes Ayer's Cherry Pec toral for this disease. Keep in close touch with your family physician. . W publish our formulas yers VI t banleh aloohol from our medioiii.a W urg you to ooneult your doator When vou tell vour doctor shout h- KoH laste in your mouth, loss of appetite for breakfast, and frequent headaches, and ifhen he sees your coated tongue, he will say, " You are bilious." Ayer'i P11U vork well in such cases. Made by tao J. 0. Ay Co., Iiowdl, Hass. It Might Be Worse. - Restless Roger It always makes me lad, old pal, to think that this earth la tfco-thirds water. Sandy Pikes O, cheer up! Suppose the rest of It was soap Instead of land. Ally Eloper's. Nothing Mlracaloas. "You had rheumatism In your rlfht lej; for years and were cured of It In an Instant? How?" "By belntr accidentally mixed up In a train wreck. My right leg Is a cork leg now." Etg-hty I Plenty. he other morning we saw a man 80 Kears old going into a doctor's office. It seems to us that If we were 80 we would have enough. Lacon (111.) Journal. HOWARD E. BURTON - Awayer and Chemist. ioaiiv.lle, Colorado. Bpeuiinen price.: Gold, Silver, Lead, SI. Gold, Silver, 75o; Gold, (tie; Zino or Copper, $1. Mnilina envelope! and full price liit font ou application. Control and Umpire workao. United, iteferenoe: Carbonate National Hank, THEOLO HLIAUL" FouCATARRHoftheBLADDER. URINARYDISCHARGESetc. AT DRUGG1STS.0R TRIAL BOX BY MAIL 50c FROM PLANTEN.93 HENrTfST.BR0OKlYN.rU BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. V i "7" M MM C. Gee Wo The Chinese Doctor This wondeful man has made a lifa study of the Sroperties of Roota, lerba and Barks, and is giving the world the benefit of his aervlcaa. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used. No Operations or Cutting Guarantees to cure Catarrh, Asthma, Lung-, Stomach and Kidney troubles, and all Private Diseases of M n and Women. 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"I done did muh best to 'complisli muh prognostication, pahson," replied Brother Tump, holding forth an ob Ject which markedly resembled a dark complexioned oyster, "but dat 'ar earn blin man, our urrin' Brudder Borai Smith, was sawtuh reluctant an' hand wld his razzah. I dess' nach'lj couldn't bring de gen leraan pussonly, but dis yun am one uv his ears!" Puck. Waste of Material. In process of time it was observed .that the multimillionaire philanthropist had ceased glvlne: costlv librarv build. Ings to towns and cities. , "Why is this, Mr. CanaggyT" the re porters asked him. "Young men." he said, "what la the use of building great houses for li braries when all a man needs for an education is five feet of books?" Whereat thev marveled, hut thw could not answer him. Chicago Tribune. i Another Bmaa To in bo Jingle. (Contributed by a depraved outsider.) A lion then sprang Into view. And roared, "There's no use flyln'l I'm going to make a meal of you!" But he caught the lion lyln'. Fir In the Ointment. "As to this polar discovery," said the distinguished naturalist, "I have only one regret." "And that Is " "That the ship In which Peary sailed for the arctics bears the name of a tropical explorer and wild animal kill er." Chicago Tribune. Restorative j Treatment for j Nervous Men Coming from a source of unquestioned ( authority on the ailments of men, it is presumed to be infallible, while the pro- j fession generally endorse the ingredients ( and prescribe them in many different ( forms of various diseases. The following ( formula is highly efficient in quickly re- ( storing in nervous exhaustion, melancho- s lia, anxiety, timidity in venturing, dizzi- ( nesa, heart palpitation, trembling limbs, ( insomnia, thinness, cold extremities, tired ( all-in feeling and general Inability to do ( those natural and rational acta upon which ( depends a man's success and happiness in ( social and every-day life. . ( The instructions for mixina- at home m. 6 cretly so that no embarrassment may be felt are as follows: First get three ounces of syrup saraaparilla compound and one ounce compound fluid balmwort; mix and let stand two hours. Then add one ounce compound essence cardiol and one ounce tincture cadomene compound (not carda mom), and mix all together. The direc tions are to take one teaspoonful after each meal and one when retiring, until bounding health and full strength are re stored. Even a few weeks will witness i) most wonderful results. (S) Astonishing nervous force and equill- () v Dram iouow me treatment, no matter P how serious the case. B This contains no opiates whatever and V may also be used by women who suffer S with their nerves with absolute certainty $ of prompt and lasting benefits. iir Ofg RB JliU VVVWCT 7U7 k PINK EYE OR IHIBIIaT V"l IV DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FEVER AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES Cures the sick and acts as a preventive for others. 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T II Si "I find Cascarets so good that I would not be without them. I was troubled a great deal with torpid liver and headache. Now since taking Cascarets Candy Cathar tic I feel very much better. I shall cer tainly recommend them to my friends as the best medicine I have ever 6een." Anna Bazinet. Osborn Mill No. a, Fall River, Mass. Pleasant, Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken, Weaken or Gripe. 10c, 25c, 50c. Never sold in bulk. The senn ine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cure or your money back. 921 Old Favorites Latest .Consumption Core. British and American physicians and students of tuberculosis are much Interested In the claim authoritatively made in London concerning the suc cess of a new treatment for tubercu losis discovered by William Doig, a layman. Tba nature ot the treatment is a poultice containing aclte and chlo ride to be placed on the body near the affected membrane or bone. In about a week an ulcer is formed, con nected by what is called a ray of in flammation with the diseased organ. This forms a duct through which tht pus is drawn out. The ulcer needs to ba carefully dressed twice a day with a certain salve. The curs of the diseased lungs is said to be effected In from four to six months. Pettifs Eye Salve for Over IOO Years has been used for congested and in- namea eyes, removes him or scum over the eyes. All druggists or How ard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Ilia Summer Game. A summer game my fancy suits It Is the game of picking routes. Ah, often has ambition soared To routes that I could ne'er afford. I study folders, and the trains, And find rare pleasure for my pains; And yet, 'tis strange, I never use The routes that thus I pick and choose. Cleveland News. Left Name Behind Hint. Daniel Hello; Jim! Who be yew a-digglng that 'ole for? Jim Old Lawyer Skinner 'e died yesterday. Daniel Oh. what complaint? Jim Not a word o' complaint. Fam ily rather pleased than otherwise. Ally Sloper's. Stiff neck! Doesn't amount to much, but mighty disagreeable. You've no idea how quickly a little Hamlins Wiz ard Oil will lubricate the cords and. make you comfortable again. Bald Men In Danger. A lady in Clayton, N. J., was caring for her hair when the tonic exploded, badly burning her and furnishing more excitement in the neighborhood than a croupy baby. The pure food people should look into this, for as long as ex plosive hair tonic is sold the bald man Is sitting on a confined volcano. Min neapolis Journal. '" ' Katlo Leo and Wtlllo Gray. Two brown heads with tossing curls, Red lips shutting over pearls,, BaTe feet white and wet with dew, Two eyes black and two eyes blue; Little boy and girl were they, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. They were standing where a brook. Bending like a shepherd's crook, Flashed its silver, and thick ranks Of green willow fringed the banks; Half in thought and half in play, Katie Lee and Willie Gray. They had cheeks like cherries red; He was taller 'most a head; She, with arms like wreaths of snow, Swung a basket to and fro; As she loitered, half In play, Chattering to Willie Gray. "Pretty Katie," Willie said And there came a dash of red Through the brownness of his cheek "Boys are strong and girls are weak, And I'll carry, so I will, ' Katie's basket up the hill." Katie answered, with a laugh, "You shall carry only half." And then, tossing back her curls, "Boys are weak as well as girls." Do you think that Katie guesses Half the wisdom she expressed? Men are only boys grown tall, Hearts don't change much, after all; And when, long years from that day, Katie. Lee and Willie Gray Stood again beside the brook, Bending like a shepherd's crook, Is it strange that Willie said, While again a dash of red ' ; - -Crossed the Brownness of his cheek, "I am strong and you are weak; Life Is but a slippery ste3p, Hung with shadows cold and deep. "Will you trust me, Katie dear? Walk beside me without fear. May I carry, if I will, All your burdens up the hill?" And she answered with a laugh, "No, but you may carry half." Close beside the little brook, . Bending like a shepherd's crook. Washing with Its silver hands, Late and early at the sands, Is a cottage, where, to-day, Katie lives with Willie Gray. In a porch she sits, and lol Swings a basket to and fro, Vastly different from the one That she swung In years agone; This Is long, and deep, and wide, And has rockers at the side! SERMONS AND SLEEP. QUICKEST WITH SAFETY 9 0 CURE For the baby often means rest for both mother and child. Little ones like it too it's so palatable to take. Free from opiates. All Drus a-iit, 25 cants. Raises the dough and complies with all pure food laws. CRESCENT MFG. CO. Makers of MAPLEINK 'better man Maple). A LEADER WATER SYSTEM IN YOUR HOME Means an unfailinr water supply. It means that you will have the not practi cal Domestic water au ply system now in use. 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It Is about the same as what Is called self-hypnotism, and the more closely one follows the minister the more likely he Is to find himself unable to remain awake. For a good many years the pert par- agraphers have had a great deal to say about church sleepers, and usually the preacher has gotten the worst of the argument. All manner of devices have been suggested by the humorists as aids to lengthy sermons, even to the placing of electric needles In the cush ions to awaken the sleepers at the pres sure of a button by the minister. But now that the inclination to slumber In church has been accounted for upon purely scientific grounds, the remedy for the evil will probably be abated In a practical way perhaps by encourag ing the employment of pastors who are Incapable of holding one's attention at all. Dayton News. .' LSU m A BSNW: vt ; ( it 1)1 t mm nit' "'"NUfACTUDEDONI m mm CHICAGO mARK ore -'2jtrw SUMS Ah BAKING POWDER The New Milkman. "Good-morning, madam," said the slender, solemn-faced man with the pe culiarly unnatural looking hair. "I am Introducing any new butter, which I sell at a much lower price than that charged by other refiner I mean creameries." "It has a strange smell," says the housewife, sniffing at the package. "It smells as if it had been close to coal oil." "Petroleum, madam, Is one of our greatest health-giving agents," explain ed the stranger. "Besides, when the butter gets old you can melt It and burn It In your lamp. Two pounds? Thank you, madam. We should all re joice in doing good. Here are f 10,000, 000 for your husband to build a college with." And' the new milkman stepped blithely out of the yard. Life. In New Englaad. Mr. Bauld What do you want to be when you grow up, Johnny? Johnnie I want to be a musician. Mr. Bauld A musician! WhyT Johnnie Yes, slr-ee; I wanter be a pled piper. Just think of all the pie he must get! Boston Herald. What He Wanted. "Say," said the country resident to the city clerk In the furniture store, I want to look at one of them there Information bureaus. I understand they're the latest things out," Detroit Free Press. COMPLIES WITn ALL PURE FOOD LAWS Makes the Baking Sweeter, Lighter Always works rifjht NO FAILURES Costs YOU Less NO TRUST PRICES 25 Ounces for 25 Cents BEST AT ANY PRICE or your money back 'IWiMMM'ao ajn.ii nil m A Good Listener. The Mistress Katie, you should not talk so much. The Maid No. ma'a.aa. "No; you should understand that it is your place to listen." "I do that, ma'am." "I never saw you when you were, then." "No, ma'am; you never saw me when I was listening because I was on the other side of tbe keyhole, ma'am. Yonkers Statesman. To Breal: in New Shoes. Alwavfl nlial-A in A 1 1 ,,,, ' 1.- i T ,. It cures hot, sweating, aehing, swollen feet. 1 1 i B "mis !W1U UU11IOI18. At Ml druggists and shoe ateres, 25c. Dont accept Allen S. Olmsted, Le Koy, N. Y. On on the. Old lUaa. "Grandpa, how many letters, tn the alphabet have more than one syllable?" "Let me see. Tommy; a, b, c, d, e, f " "You didn't learn your letters very well when you were a boy, did you, grandpa?" t,eaaoa from the Past. Horatlus wan holding the bridge?. . "The bos9 of the ward," he gasped, "told me this was an easy Job, and I wouldn't have anything to do!" The discovery of the fact, however. that he had been (ricked into believing the position to be merely u saloon keeper's perquisite had only the effect of making him fight all the harder to hold It Chicago Tribune. . A theatrical star isn't bright enough to Ulum'nate tbe stage. FAMILY COUGH SYRUP Cures Any Cough In Five Hours. NEW PRESCRIPTION HERE. Here is driven the most effective couch nrparrln. tlon known to the medical world. It is a mild laxative, too, and this ia what a body needs when Buffering; with cough and cold on the luna-a. A cough or cold indicates poisons in the pytem, causing- inflammation and congestion. 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