; - Farm Telephone!. In some parts of the country tele-. phones are becoming very common. It seems that once a telephone Is estab lished In the family it is there to stay. Other sections of the country are very much behind the times in this respect, prooaoiy Decause no one - has gone ahead with the preliminary arrange- ; ments. ,'-. i ... ' , A farm telephone is not only a great luxury, but it is fast becoming an ab solute necessity. With the addition of more business to the farm every year and the scarcity of labor anything that saves steps Is, worth mpney. When you get accustomed to doing business over the telephone you realize its great value.'" A short time ago I heard a farmer order 100 bushels of seed oats by phone from another farmer about ten miles away. He had seen a sample at the fair last fall and made the ne gotiations accordingly. The business was transacted in about five minutes while the farmer was sitting at his desk after reading his morning mail left at the box by the rural delivery man. It would have taken him all day to get his mail and drive to the other farmer. and buy his seed oats. But there is a social side to farm life that is fostered by the telephone. It often happens that a woman is left alone for the day and she can easily make arrangements to have a neigh bor call and spend the time pleasant ly, instead of feeling lonely. Then it is so easy to make social arrangements for evenings or to meet friends as oc casion requires. - There are always people in a neigh borhood who are public-spirited enough to go ahead with the necessary arrangements to establish a telephone service. Others should encourage them promptly, by subscribing to the fund required. Everybody is benefited, be cause the arrangement is mutual in the "neighborhood. Agricultural Epitomist A Trap Nest. The accompanying plan of trap nest Is quite simple and can be made from a box of suitable size. It should be 12 or 14 inches square by 20 or 24 OPEN. CLOSED. inches long.' The slats should be nailed to a crosspiece about one-quarter the distance from the top. A couple of nails are driven through the box and iffto the crosspiece to swing on. Half way back, on the Inside, a narrow piece of board is nailed, back of which the nest is made. To set the trap simply raise the slats inward from the bottom 8 or 9 Inches high and place a small stick under one of the slats. As the hen enters the door is raised off the stick, which falls to the floor. There should be about five slats for a box 12 or 14 inches in width, slats close against inch strip at bottom. Hoi Cholera, In the way of treatment the United States Bureau of Animal Industry has discovered a vaccine which saves about SO-odd per cent after cholera ap pears in a herd, and a larger per cent if vaccinated before the disease is in- troduced. Time will demonstrate the practicability of this method. The bacteriology department of the Kansas State Agricultural College , is also working along these lines, but is not yet ready to announce anything but progress. When symptoms of cholera appear in a herd, it 13 wise to dip the whole herd, disinfect their quarters thor oughly, give them a slight change in feed, and add to this about five drops of tincture of prickly ash for each hundred pounds of hog once or twice a day. The old remedy of wood ashes and salt is good in many instances. A little powdered sulphate of copper, dried sulphate of iron or charcoal given dally when the animals are not perfectly healthy frequently does much good. After all, the old adage, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, holds good here. Saves the Fertiliser. Fertilizer Is expensive. By the old method of distributing it there was usually enough wasted to represent a pretty penny. Then came along a Virginia man and invented the hand fer tilizer dropper. This de vice consists of an odd shaped bucket, running to a point at the bottom and having a small open ing there, through which the contents filters. A hinged valve, operated by a rod that leads to the handle of the bucket, controls the flow. The top of the rod Is connected to a crossbar, which runs under the handle of the bucket. This bar is in close reach and, when resting on the top of the bucket the valve is open. To close the valve the operator merely extends finger and lifts the bar, thus shutting off the fertilizer. The valve flares at the bottom, spreading the fertilizer in a broad, fine stream. For small farms, gardens and lawns this device is of great convenience, and is a money saver. Water for the Chicks. Take an ordinary baking pan and have the tinsmith rivet on an "ear' on one side tor nailing to a tree, Have him also make a hole in the bottom in one corner, that the water can be let out every day and the pan be kept clean. . Nail the pan to a tree about twelve inches from the ground, so the chicks can drink without get ting into it with their feet. The birds will soon discover that it is a fine place from which to get a drink on hot days. Sometimes they find, too, that it is a convenient place for bath, and this of course makes the water dirty. But it Is not much trou ble to refill the pan with clean water, and this should be done two or three times a day. Chickens and birds re quire a great deal of water, and they often suffer for lack of it. Don't neg lect them. Boston Herald. The Kins System of Ventilation Ventilation for stables and barns is now regarded as one of the essentials to be provided for in construction. The King system as illustrated in the dia- When Vegetables Mature. The following list will show the gar dener how long after planting the va rious common vegetables will mature their growth and be ready for use: Bush beans 40 to 65 days Pole beans 50 to , 80 days Beets 60 to' 80 days Early cabbage 10 to 130 days Carrots 75 to 100 days . Cauliflowers v. .100 to 130 days Celery 120 to 150 days Sweet corn CO to 100 days Cucumbers . .... 60 to 80 days Eggplant 100 to 140 days Onion seed 130 to 150 days Onion sets ... 90 to 120 days Parsley : 30 to 120 days Parsnips1 . . . , . . . V. . . . . 125 to 100 days Peas '. 40 to 80 days Peppers ........100 to 140 days White potatoes 80 to 140 days Pumpkins 100 to 140 days Radishes 20 to 40 days Spinach 30 to CO day Bush squashes CO to 80 days Late squashes 120 to 160 days Tomatoes 100 to 140 days Turnips ..110 to 140 days Study Fertiliser. A few simple fertilizer maxims are so important that they should be fixed in the mind. Per cent is only another way for saying parts in 100. Fertilizers may be direct or indirect in action. The former contains need ed plant food, the latter enables the plant to get food from soil or air. Lime is not plant food under common conditions; it corrects a bad condition of soil sourness and unlocks soil materials. Sulphate of Iron (copper as), sulphate of copper (blue stone), sulphate of magnesia (Epsom salts) and sulphate of lime (gypsum) are unong these indirect fertilizers. To Sharpen a Lawn Mower. First remove the handle, to get it out of the way. Take a flat file and file the edges of the revolving blades, being careful to file each blade alike, and evenly, so all parts will strike the horizontal or stationary blade evenly and alike at its entire length. File also the horizontal blade, then adjust the revolving blades so they will slightly rub on the horizontal blade. j 1 s ,,V 1 SHOWING THE VENTILATING FLUES. gram consists of two sets of flues, one set to admit the fresh air, the other to furnish an escape for the vitiated air. The inlet or fresh air flues should be placed not more than ten feet apart and located in the exterior walls of the barn. The outlet may include one or more flues. .. . . As Usual. He bought a hoe, a rake, a spade, Some little seeds to sow, At last he got the garden made And saw the green things grow. He work'd the rows and beds each day; Each little plant he knew, And as he smiled and sweat away Oh, joy ; how fast they grew. No floods came down to wash things out. No frosts to kill or blight; No neighbor's chickens scratched about; No kine strayed in at night. Each seed he planted did its best And not a one did rot No other garden, East or West, Such veg'tables begot. But still this man did not enjoy These veg'tables so new. For every night a neighbor's boy Stole what the garden grew. Puck. Spraying to Kill Weeds. Kill weeds by spraying. To make the spraying solution, empty a hun dred pound sack of sulphate of iron into a fifty-gallon barrel; fill to the chine with water and stir with a hoe for a few minutes until dissolved. Strain through several thicknesses of cheesecloth tacked over the manhole of the spraying machine. Apply with a powerful spraying machine, produc ing a real mist, free from drops. Use ahmit fiftv t-all nn a to the arm anil HMVUW V r . J, I uuv. u, u wicau. II VI ACU - V - K f ,ai.m An, I . , . . . . . . . . spray uu a un&ui, nwm v uu rents, wonted nara, irom eignt to one; aarn, oamp uay, u. uues uvi matter, men ainner, piain dinner; then an so long as rain does not come within hour's exercise; and then " "Ex- eighteen or twenty hours. This spray !cuse me. Bill," interrupted a stranger, will not harm gram crops and will ( who had up to this refrained from kill wild mustard and various othei . entering the discussion; "but what WSJ . iwera you In fort" It was a runaway match, wasn't it?" "Yes. but he couldn't run fast enough. She caught him." "You ought to save money for your family." "Yes, but " "But what?' "My family won't let me." Cleveland Leader. x Poetry Is the art of putting words together In such a way as to give them their least possible commercial value. Puck. Martha Don't you think a cookery book is fascinating reading? Maud Yes, Indeed. It contains so many stir ring Incidents. She How was your speech at the club received- the other night? He When I sat down they said it was the best thing I ever did. Ashley Do you have much variety in your boarding-house? Seymour- Well, we have three different names for the meals. London World. "Nobody realizes the immensity of space.' Except the man who has to fill a daily half column with alleged aumor." Louisville Courier-Journal "Tell me frankly, sir, what do you think of my daughter's voice?" "Well, madam, I think she may have a bril liant future in water color painting.' Figaro. Poll Clerk Mary Gladys Jarley votes ballot number two hundred and . M. G. J. Oh, wait a moment, please! Give me that back! I want to add a postscript. Puck. "You shouldn't treat your boy so harshly; you'll break his spirit." "Well, he'll probably get married some time, and - he might as well have It broken now!" Stray Stories. "Ye3," said the young wife, proudly, "father always gives something expen sive when he makes presents." "So I discovered when he gave you away," rejoined the young husband. Chicago Dally News. Irate Diner (to waiter who persist ently hovers about the table) What on earth are you waiting for, man? I don't want you. Walter Excuse me, sir, but I am responsible for 'the sil ver. Tit-Bits. . . Biggs, '11 Why are the tugs on the Wisconsin river like the co-eds who walk up and down State street? Muggs, '12 And the answer is? Biggs, '11 Some toe out, and some toe in. Wisconsin Sphinx. "What is your principal object, any how," asked the visiting foreigner, "in building that Panama canal?" "Well," answered the native, "we have an idea it will limit the size of future battle ships," Chicago Tribune. "Foreign travel is very Improving,1 saia me biuqious gin. "yes, an swered Miss Cayenne; "although you can't always tell where a person has been by the pictures on the post cards he sends home." Washington Star, Tommy went fishing the other day without his mother's permission. The next morning one of his chums met him and asked: "Did you catch any thing yesterday, Tommy?" "Not till I got home," was the rather sad re sponse. What!" exclaimed Mrs. Flatleigh, "You don't mean to tell me you pay a girl $10 a week for cooking?" "Oh, no," replied Mrs. Urbanville. "We only pay her $2 a week for cooking, The other $8 is for staying." Chicago Daily News. Professor of Sociology If this alarming Increase In the divorce rate continues, twenty years from now the Institution of the home will no longer exist In America. Practical Student- How is that, professor? They all marry again, don't they? Puck. A high financier should be some thing of an economist, should he not?" "I don't think so," answered Mr. Dus tin Stax. "The object of the econ omist is to see what he can get along with; that of the high financier is to see wnat he can get away with. Washington Star. A boy once inquired why leaves of tables were so called, since they did not resemble leaves in the least. Not having received a satisfactory answer, he thought for some time and then said: "I think I know now; they're called leaves because you can leave them up or leave them down." Be sure and keep inside the libel laws," said the city editor to the cub reporter "The cub's first obituary no tice read as follows: "The alleged corpse of Mr. John Smith, asserted by friends to have lived at No. 113 West Jones street, was said to have been buried at Greenhiil Cemetery yester day." Cleveland Leader. Look at me!" exclaimed tbt stout. florid man. "Never a day's sickness my life! And all due to simple food. Why, gents, from the time I was twenty to when I reached forty years I lived a regular life. None of these effeminate delicacies for me! No late hours! Every day, summer What is' Castoria. QASTOEIA. is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and o j - u uu,uw j.u uuubauia umbutu up. LULL, JyiOrpnuie IlOr nWAAI "a rlVnlAM An Tl J 1 . ' a ar4TlVM TVl uuuoi j.-tdiuutiu Buusutuut;. j.ls age is its guarantee, it destroys Worms and allays PeTerishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles. cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The End You Have Always Sought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne tho signature of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health of Infants and Children-Experience against Experiment. Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Chas. II, Fletcher. Dr. F. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo, N. T., says: "Your Castoria la good for children and I frequently, prescribe It, always obtaining the desired results." - Dr. Gustavo A. Eisengraeber, of St Paul, Minn., says: "I have used your Castoria repeatodly in my practice with, good results, and can recom mend It as an excellent, mild and harmless remedy for children." Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St, Louis, Mo., says: "I have used and prescribed your Castoria In my sanitarium and outside practice for a number of years ana una a to De an excellent remedy for children." Dr. S. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Pa., says: "I have used your Cas toria in the case of my own baby and find it pleasant to take, and have obtained excellent results from its use." Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, 111., Bays: "I have used your Castoria in cases of colic ia children and have found It the best medicine of its kind on the market." Dr. R. E. Eslwildson, of Omaha, Neb., says: "I find your Castoria to be a standard family remedy. It is the best thing for infants and children I have ever known and I recommend it" Dr. L. R. Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., says: 'Tour Castoria certainly has merit. 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The new waitress sidled up to a dapper young man at the breakfast table, who, after glancing at the bill, opened his mouth, and a noise issued forth that sounded like the ripping off of all of the cogs on one of the wheels In the power house. The new waitress made her escape to the kitchen. "Fel low out there Insulted me," she said, The head waiter looked at him. "I'll get it," he said. "That's just the train caller ordering his breakfast." Argo paut A i,iie 'Iran, "Jones says that he always gets to the bottom of anything he under takes." 'Don't doubt It. At school he was always at the foot of the class." Baltimore American. There Are Others. "Dings is afraid that he may be pros ecuted for polygamy." "Why, he is married to only one person, aln t he?" "That is what he thought for while, but now it appears that he mar ried her whole family, and there are seven of them." California Weekly. 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